Shows
A Slightly Twisted OpinionThe Raccoons Are Ticked OffAngry raccoons on the rampage; the hideous Trump sneakers; the horrendous presidential race; why you should not keep a corpse in your vehicle for a couple of years and other revelations from the out-of-control circus known as life.
2024-03-0822 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionFani Willis, Trump, And Other SpectaclesFani Willis playing the double standard; horrendous moms; Trump has a meltdown as he rants about Biden’s brain and other assorted hijinks that have me ticked off!
2024-03-0222 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionAnother Babbling SessionAngry naked woman at a convenience store, Trump thinks he’s Elvis, using racism as an excuse and, once again, my thoughts on The Big Game
2024-02-1823 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionA Mixed Bag of RantsTwo of the latest stupid lawsuits; farting on a plane; religious doctrine from the parking lot and other miscellaneous nonsense that could entice a catatonic state in most normal humans…
2024-01-3022 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionBeware of the Exploding ToiletMayhem at McDonald’s; exploding toilets at Dunkin; another alleged Nostradamus “prediction” and other assorted debacles that make our merry little world go round and round.
2024-01-0625 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionHo Ho HoA chicken on a rampage at a Pennsylvania grocery store; a naked guy at Disneyland; John Schneider’s hanging fetish and my convoluted thoughts on the holidays.
2023-12-2822 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionTaking A Dump At DisneyPeople shitting while waiting in line at Disney; Trump discussing golden showers at a campaign event; stupid people idolizing Bin Laden and some thoughts concerning Thanksgiving.
2023-11-2124 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionHalloween 2023Once again, my warped thoughts and reflections on that one night of the year in which we hand out something for free and the dead are able to cross the veil and stop in for a visit. I also offer my opinion on the persecution of fortune telling in Hanover Borough, PA. Trick or treat!
2023-10-2455 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionThe New Era Of StupidityKanye and Bianca tie the knot; Boebert gets a grip; flipping the bird to the cops and more out of control ranting to delight your cerebral senses.
2023-10-1121 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionOctober ShenanigansTen year old steals a car; dropping a corpse down the stairs and Trump’s plan to shoot criminals in addition to immigrants. All this rhetoric and more on this episode of the podcast
2023-10-0321 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionYep! It's Another Week!WWE hijinks; butt plugs falling in the wrong hands; a few words about the Utah Football Mom and other miscellaneous rants.
2023-09-2123 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionKanye & Bianca Are At It AgainKanye and Bianca’s antics in Italy; strangers fondling your coffee at Dunkin; a cop fondles his mistress in Maryland; bad toilet seat design and my mild meltdown concerning pizza toppings - just some of the rants on this episode of the podcast.
2023-09-0921 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionAll Trumped UpBetter brains through breast feeding; find $5000 then try to keep it and something of a quasi feeble attempt to give a short version of Trump’s legal quagmire.
2023-09-0622 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionYet Another F*cked-Up Mess!Kanye’s wife (almost) nude in public; drunken raccoons going on a rampage and other assorted babblings that include some closing thoughts on Trump’s mug shot
2023-08-2521 minA Slightly Twisted Opinion6 Million Dollars For Catching A Fish?Rude people who blow their noses in public; the audacity of the White Marlin Open Tournament and other assorted rants from my slightly afflicted thought process
2023-08-1721 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionA Wonderful Day In The VillageA couple of words in defense of Jason Aldean; rumble in Montgomery and buying my underwear from a thrift store are among the assemblage of topics on this slightly demented episode.
2023-08-1121 min
Lost Immortals and Radio Hieroglyphics with Roy Stannard and Matt StaplesLost Immortals Ep 227 6.8.23 with Roy Stannard & Matt Staples on Mid Sussex Radio 103.8FMTHE LOST IMMORTALS – EXPANDING YOUR MUSICAL HORIZONS Ep 228 Sunday 6th August 2023 5-7pm
on Mid Sussex Radio 103.8FM
with Roy Stannard and Matthew Staples
www.midsussexradio.co.uk/listen
You walk into the joint and see Shirley Bassey sharing a pina colada with Michael MacDonald. Burt Bacharach shares a joke with Elvis. Behind them an icon of Sinead O'Connor looks down with pity from the wall. In the world of Lost Immortals anything can happen - and with your help it does.
Extended Playlist
The Smoking Popes - Let’s Hear it for love (Get Fired, 1993)
Courteeners – The Opener (Falcon 2010)
Domina...
2023-08-061h 59
Tranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRPhotographic Musings (soft spoken)Talking about my experience as a photographer and offering wisdom on how to take a good picture
2023-07-3021 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionIt’s Gotta Be A TuesdayHow Jesus can help alleviate lust; the woman who wanted a hit man to snuff out her 3-year-old; getting burned by a chicken nugget and other such conversational musings mixed with some inappropriate humor.
2023-07-2524 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionI’m Back !!!Back from surgery - I discuss Pat Robertson; burials at sea; the dark humor surrounding the Titan accident and more
2023-07-1822 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionBeware Of The Peeping GoatThe unmitigated horror of the NJ Peeping Goat; cops overreacting with tazers; should your dog be a designated driver; Law & Order and other mangled thoughts to stimulate your brain…
2023-05-2823 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionLet The Rampant Jocularity ContinueTed Nugent- twit extraordinaire; ten-year-olds working at McDonald's; no need to go berserk over a bottle of Apple juice and other random hilarity
2023-05-1023 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionNaked Week10,000 new viruses discovered; naked guy goes to church; naked guy goes berserk in Indonesia as well as other things you probably didn't want to hear.
2023-05-0222 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionAs The Planet TurnsArnold Schwarzenegger terminates a pothole; discussing the Alec Baldwin case; a fire breathing dragon bursts into flames at Disneyland and some miscellaneous stuff that is as irritating to me as a testicular rash.
2023-04-2424 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionNew Week New Blah Blah BlahThe Trump indictment; problem with potty mouth people; Britney Spears videos on Instagram and other musings to delightfully entertain (or assail) your ears.
2023-04-1925 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionNew Week - New Blah Blah BlahTrump indictment; potty mouth people; Britney Spears on Instagram and other assorted tidbits to brighten your day.
2023-04-1825 min
Armchair AnalystsEp 131 - Polish Referees, VAR Seagulls and Roy's Flying PalaceA bizarre story has emerged in Greece when officials flown in from Poland to officiate a match reportedly turned up drunk and according to fans, wanted to try and fix the match. City slap down Bayern in ominous tones and Arsenal drop the 2 points separating them. Roy Hodgson is back and has Palace scoring goals for fun and Frank Lampard is also back at Chelsea. Elsewhere, Brighton are robbed agan by VAR.
2023-04-121h 03
Tranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRRemembering RetailSoft-spoken thoughts on Woolworth; Grants Department Store; Gilchrest, and, of course, the famous KMart Blue Light Special
2023-04-0921 min
Tranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRReminiscingA highly soothing voice talking about classic TV and movies
2023-04-0422 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionIt’s Been A Strange WeekTrump and Putin’s threats of destruction; please hide that hairy ass crack; idiots guide to bank robbery & other assorted flotsam from the world.
2023-03-2821 minTranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRFeeling Slightly Stressed?Let the sound of my voice help you relax as I talk about my methods of managing stress.
2023-03-2615 minTranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRSweet Dreams Are This (short episode)A soothing voice talking about the infinite realm of dreaming
2023-03-2515 min
Tranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRTraveling Tales Part 2Relax to my further tales of travels across the country
2023-03-2322 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionTrials And TribulationsTrump arrested; Putin charged with war crimes; phallic Easter candy and more extraordinary follies from the world.
2023-03-2022 minTranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRTraveling Tales - Part 1The soothing rendition of some of my travels across the US
2023-03-1721 minTranquil Midnight Solitude ASMRRelaxing Episode OneRelax and decompress to the sound of my voice reading the select, scrumptious options in a Red Lobster menu
2023-03-1220 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionRelaxing Episode OneRelax and decompress to the sound of my voice reading select options from a Red Lobster menu
2023-03-1220 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionRelentless Babbling About Everything & AnythingSnakes in the kitchen; incomplete bowel movements; putting your nuts in a bag and other peculiarities of life are among the random, delusional ramblings in this episode
2023-03-1222 min
A Slightly Twisted OpinionIt’s That Time Of The Week AgainA self-driving car that can repossess itself; the allegedly hideous dining faux pas of the Bidens; the health department helps a wiener entrepreneur and other tidbits of the human condition that make us question the very core of the space time continuum.
2023-03-0722 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionWhat A Screwy WorldWoman goes berserk at Popeyes; man attacks slot machine at the casino; Satanic after school activities and Lady GaGa gets sued. All this brain stimulation and more in this action packed episode…
2023-02-2722 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionWeekly Blah Blah BlahNYC subway requires dogs to be put in bags; Barney The Purple Dinosaur gets a new look; cars that can fly into space and other deranged happenings from the world in which we dwell.
2023-02-2122 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionRamblings In FebruaryChinese balloons in US airspace; a controversial drawing of a pink pig done by an 11 year old; the boorish behavior at the State Of The Union address and other assorted ramblings to make you ponder our existence.
2023-02-1222 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionWhat’s Up With This?Damar Hamlin mocked by the pathetic “comedy” of Jim Breuer; the tragic Tyre Nichols case; the Fireball lawsuit; a black bear taking selfies in the woods and a convenience store requiring the employees to have perfect teeth.
2023-02-0524 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionAnother Week Of MerrimentDiscussing the Alec Baldwin charges; the unexpected hazards of pissing the bed; do a good deed and Walmart calls the cops on you; Buzz Aldrin ties the knot at 93. All this sheer informative entertainment in just one episode!
2023-01-2322 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionWhat The Hell Were You Thinking?Prince Harry’s book; Texas Roadhouse idiocy; buffoons who call 911 to get help moving; pissing on a passenger during a flight and angry, impatient consumers.
2023-01-1624 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionNew Year's HappinessPutin's health issues; New Year's Eve jocularity; why we're in the midst of the 6th mass extinction and preventing people from going gaga when first radio contact is made with extraterrestrials.
2023-01-0723 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionNew Year’s Eve Is Upon UsTexas governor dumps migrants in the bitter cold; horrendous customer service at a car wash; thoughts on New Year’s Eve and an abandoned dog rescued by United Airlines
2022-12-3121 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionEnd Of The Month RantingImagining Trump in prison; gunfire is not necessary for a lost pizza and other jumbled ramblings induced by spiked egg nog…
2022-12-2524 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionBabbling & Rambling Of The Highest OrderDiscussing the “Respect For Marriage Act;” warfare with squirrels; using the Xmas tree as a weapon and other vivacious rants…
2022-12-2022 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionDamn those porch pirates!Trying to get a doctor's appointment; beware of those medicinal side effects and my thoughts on dealing with porch pirates
2022-12-1324 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionSaturday Blah BlahMac & cheese problems; are ancient Romans really a good business model and trying to find a damn pay phone are among the barrage of thoughts emanating from my oral orifice this week.
2022-12-0324 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionSomewhat Of A Thanksgiving EpisodeThanksgiving traditions; potty training gone wrong; Todd and Julie Christly in addition to other nearly coherent ranting…
2022-11-2522 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionMid-week Something or OtherPicking your nose; Idiocy of Trump 2024; Kanye and some other sporadic thoughts that manage to escape my brain…
2022-11-2122 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionMid-Term Election RantMy musings on a blind man arrested because of his cane; and I take time to rant about the state of politics as well as the dangers of allowing imbecilic radicals to call the shots.
2022-11-1421 minA Slightly Twisted OpinionThursday Soapbox SessionAss fondling at Dunkin; taking revenge against a crab; why Dr Oz is a buffoon and more merriment for your listening pleasure.
2022-11-0325 min