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Mortal EnemiesPeggy's CometSweet head, slick bobs, and the only time Ryder has pushed a woman.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2022-04-051h 06Mortal EnemiesDumpiesMandy gets jumped, Mandy posts bail, and Mandy makes the news.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2022-03-011h 18Mortal EnemiesGregg With Two G'sShoeless Abraham, Bitler, and the end of Chris Evans.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2022-02-081h 09Mortal EnemiesNo Hands DollySpoilers, mOIst, and Semen Sniper.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2022-02-011h 12Mortal EnemiesI Guarantee ItLong Johns, Zach's Dad's best friend's son, and let's go Brandon.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2022-01-251h 02Mortal EnemiesReading Is Not HotSnaggerStack, double down sarcasm, and pushing cars.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2022-01-181h 16Mortal EnemiesBricked UpYear of the Josh, eagles eyes, and Canes game no pat-downs.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2022-01-041h 04Mortal EnemiesBeezySweetwater sweetheart, teriyaki lube, and yule your tides.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-12-171h 05Mortal EnemiesShut Your SuckholeRetiring the cargos, strong and handy, and we 2021-12-071h 09Mortal EnemiesHey BabeYou know Johnnie, deer placenta, and the last photo of my dad as a virgin.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-11-301h 13Mortal EnemiesUponDeja Vu, Joey Chestnut, and dry throat
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-11-231h 17Mortal EnemiesRandy MavenSquirtle Squad, the hash slinging tire slasher, and oh no! our podcast... it's broken!
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-11-161h 23Mortal EnemiesAnxiety NipplesTwelve clementines, suck a dick (derogatory), and you are sent.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-11-091h 14Mortal EnemiesThe Gang Goes To TerabishiaMandy's mathematics, celery, and a serial dog thrower.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-11-021h 03Mortal EnemiesSpoogy OogyTrigger Warning: 35:30
Sneaky seats, boxers, and boxes.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-10-261h 01Mortal EnemiesThank You For SmokingBrass tax, Chad goes in veto, and the gang does improv.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-10-191h 11Mortal EnemiesWhat Happens In Utah...Robbie Yates, The Augmented Woman, and shagging for Scooby Snacks.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-10-121h 10Mortal EnemiesKaren CrotchrocketThe gang discusses Trixie and Catya, beating your horn, and perpendicular parking.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-09-281h 03Mortal EnemiesFathomedNanny Mandy, drunk-hurt, and the heat is on.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-09-211h 07Mortal EnemiesCup O' JavaDaddy Chris, losing a third leg, and one wacky "water" explosion.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-09-141h 05Mortal EnemiesW.A.P. On BroadwayConnelly loves Twilight, the very gay raptor, and wicker baskets.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-09-071h 27Mortal EnemiesWinston-Salem Is For LoversThe one-eared wonder, NANDO's, and the last hoorah.
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Mortal EnemiesThe Haunting of Hard RockRyder is a mind-reader, Life on Mars Hill, and paging Mr. Forney.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-08-171h 08Mortal Enemies*Ma'amCrotch to face, JROTC vs theater kids, and Colonel Sanders concierge.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-08-101h 14Mortal EnemiesP.P. McGoldrick (Re-upload)Shooting the shit with an old friend.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-08-101h 11Mortal EnemiesMerch GawdJosh's ridiculous wardrobe, high school reunions, and a wild bush boy.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-07-271h 29Mortal EnemiesThe 1975Calico manatees, peyronie's, and Matt Damon's son.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-07-201h 32Mortal EnemiesBrand Me Daddy BoTake me to hot church, thank you for smoking, and fresh times in Tona.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-07-131h 11Mortal EnemiesCreamed HornNot me, not Josh, yrou!!
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-07-061h 11Mortal EnemiesUnquenchable ThirstCommando-ing this vehicle, spiteful adrenaline, and stoplight lingo.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-06-291h 12Mortal EnemiesSussin' & Bussin'Poor gay guys, smol world, and piss holes
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-06-221h 32Mortal EnemiesBean BathDragging through brunch, dads fondling whoppers, and a boy named Leek
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-06-151h 25Mortal EnemiesThe 69 EpisodeKid Rock war drums, washed up rednecks, and Carti B. Girls on the golf course
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-06-081h 22Mortal EnemiesI Need To Be PunishedTwo-can Sam, donkey sauce, and return of the flames
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-06-011h 06Mortal EnemiesCatching ValeriaCookie duster, The Burns, and Flipsidez
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-05-251h 08Mortal EnemiesForgetting Josh's BirthdayDoing it double-bounced, masks off, and the blinder the better
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-05-181h 07Mortal EnemiesEmo's Not DeadGreat stepdad, bad driver, and Noah's popsicle ark
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-05-111h 19Mortal EnemiesBring Back The StakesKangaroo Jack is dead, Schlotzsky's for a year, and a magic elevator
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-05-041h 29Mortal EnemiesFalling ThroughPuke in a cup, sneks in beans, and the worst part about Jersey is Virginia Beach
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-04-281h 07Mortal EnemiesNeat Tie Go RungaOcean Summerbreeze, today's tits, and a psychological car accident
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-04-201h 15Mortal EnemiesPeanut Butter Crackers6 degrees of lawyers, DMX was murdered, and know any short gay dudes?
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-04-131h 28Mortal EnemiesZach BaileyEight birds one stone, what's up Christ?, and hotel ice baths.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-04-061h 17Mortal EnemiesTechnical DifficultiesSatanic panic, for the love of lesbians, and nobody should finish high school.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-03-301h 05Mortal EnemiesDoucheplexFast math, Gus speaks Spanish, and take it sleazy
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-03-241h 07Mortal EnemiesKinda SuckThe Pied Pfeiffer, Macs are for gaming, and skin to skin with a palmetto bug.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-03-161h 19Mortal EnemiesThe IcebergUnsolved: Pizza Mystery, Chick-fil-Hate, and David Blaine is our new primary care physician.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-03-081h 21Mortal EnemiesThe World Wide WebThis episode takes a hord turn.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2021-02-261h 00Mortal EnemiesWhat's Poppin'?Ryder's house gets robbed, roommates get kidnapped, and a man is in his attic. IG: @mortalenemiespod
Music By: Petey Pablo2021-02-191h 19Mortal EnemiesShtickDeaf leopards, running away from home, and shipwreck nachos.
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IG: @mortalenemiespod2021-02-121h 03Mortal EnemiesFirst Birthday ExtravaganzaDrug mules, Peyton Manning texts Ryder, and George Lopez is the best nightmare remedy.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2021-02-051h 42Mortal EnemiesCurl In The HandB-rockets out of b-holes, Uruguay would be fucked, and Mandy could get 22 states.
Music By: Petey Pablo2021-01-2958 minMortal EnemiesThat's Diesel, PUTAYoung Ryder cries again, ya can't rest in peace in the 80s, and only the rich can disrespect poors.
Music By: Petey Pablo2021-01-221h 13Mortal EnemiesLet Sleeping Escorts LieParker kills Matthew Perry, Lacey encounters the lyme, and Elon takes Jeff to school.
Music By: Petey Pablo2021-01-151h 17Mortal EnemiesBaney RayDeath, reality, and Google has a union.
Music by: Petey Pablo2021-01-081h 04Mortal EnemiesNYE SpectactulorCher touches Dad, racehorse owners get a tax break, and Mr. Martin needs somebody to hold.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-12-3157 minMortal EnemiesGood For YouSon haus, dolphin air hump, and Idelay Enrique Iglesias
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-12-2159 minMortal EnemiesMoose KnuckleCorndog stick buckeye, dong flashing, and party like it's 1899.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-12-141h 19Mortal EnemiesM&Ms or EminemAmber alerts, blonde supremacy, and Go Kart babysitting
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-12-111h 01Mortal EnemiesOh Fuck BorganSticky fingers, McRib is back, and Ryder's a misogynist.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-12-041h 06Mortal EnemiesNo SawceChiggin tenders, heart attacks, and erections.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-11-1348 minMortal EnemiesScott's MomSlutz, Leo pops in, and Orlando Bloom's flaccid peen
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-11-0657 minMortal EnemiesOne Cheek At A ThymeBeen to Dover, sex offender town, and a slippery stairmaster.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-10-3051 minMortal EnemiesTurn It Into A MuseumBlind vs. deaf, Publix vs. Wegmans, and Tetelestai
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-10-2357 minMortal EnemiesThe Future Is NowHandsome Joe, a value-pack of steaks, and an island full of 90-year olds.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-10-1650 minMortal EnemiesEurekaButt cardigan, the spelling of rendezvous, and the Kernersville miracle.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-10-091h 01Mortal EnemiesOlive ThatBroken glass, 35, and handjobs.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-10-0252 minMortal EnemiesAll AnusKONY 2012, Mr. UNC, and hot-boxing the whole house.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-09-2559 minMortal EnemiesScenty PotMatisyahu's grandfather, cracked windshield, and the shutters looked better painted blue.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-09-181h 02Mortal EnemiesJake HoleRyder learns about the menstrual cycle, attics are ideal for drying meats, and the McRib is back?
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-09-1155 minMortal EnemiesOne Is More Than NoneRyder's strapped for cash, the not so Barefoot Contessa, and a new formula from the Girl Scouts.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-09-041h 03Mortal EnemiesBoigahs630 billionaires, 1 chatty Uber driver, and 0 open restaurants in the OKC airport.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-08-281h 06Mortal EnemiesFudge ShirlRIP Regis, Ruscle, rand ruh roh raggy.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-08-141h 00Mortal EnemiesPapa John's ChairNew studio, embarrassing childhoods, and The Rock loves blackmail.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-08-0757 minMortal EnemiesThe FloodDon't go Jason waterfalls, Parker goes to a wedding, and Hamilton is not about Billy Shakes.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-07-3149 minMortal EnemiesOceMarshmallows aren't made out of horse hooves, Mandy freestyles, and Captain D's.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-07-2458 minMortal EnemiesCool Hand LukeGiraffe stomachs, douchey guitarists, and Karl Marx.
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Music by: Petey Pablo2020-07-171h 24Mortal EnemiesSmoking SmartiesMcDee drops $5000, do your taxes, and Frankie has COVID.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-07-1050 minMortal EnemiesDaddy ChillRattlers, soggy buns, and neither here nor there.
Music: Petey Pablo2020-07-0755 minMortal EnemiesQua'SawMidwest isn't best, K-9 Advantix, also Lionel Richie is still employed.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-06-2643 minMortal EnemiesHoles Holds UpWatermelon Sugar, Fergalicious dips, and consumption.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-06-1947 minMortal EnemiesPink Cardigan Don't ShootWilliams Sonoma, grocery browsing at 170, and Ryder takes 3 pee breaks.
Music By: Petey Pablo2020-06-1353 minMortal EnemiesJibbsBlack Lives Matter, Big Blanton Bash, and Tater Tatjana.
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Music By: Petey Pablo2020-06-071h 04Mortal EnemiesThat Wouldn't Fly At Wendy'sDump me in a trash can, bouncers at Señor Frogs, and Tok's new leader.
Music by: Petey Pablo2020-05-221h 03Mortal EnemiesSanta Smells Like Seared SteakMandy's praying for Adele, Ryder's slowly deteriorating, and Elon named his kid what?
Music by Petey Pablo.2020-05-1539 minMortal EnemiesUniversal Parking PassMandy reclaims her throne, quarantine job opportunities, and a hungry hungry alligator. 2020-05-0852 minMortal EnemiesLeathermanTriathlons, teachers, and trolls. 2020-05-011h 01Mortal Enemiesps McGoldrickRed red barns, more Amish stories, and no dead birthdays.2020-04-2453 minMortal EnemiesHOA WannabeQuarantine forces Ryder to self reflect, more unsolicited opinions, and we introduce a new segment. 2020-04-1750 minMortal EnemiesIllegal DumpingWe talk couples on Instagram, Brandon has 12 snakes, and Mandy still doesn't give a fuck about Ryder's facial hair. 2020-04-101h 05Mortal EnemiesTantalizing tasty treatsGood news in Manhattan, Parker interrupts again, and Ryder's way too loud.2020-04-0350 minMortal Enemies"Oh, you don't have a Brita filter?"Ryder confuses Dolly Parton with Carly Simon, Mandy has a spOoOoky nightmare, and Parker tries to sabotage our episode once again.2020-03-2743 minMortal EnemiesThe Sober EpisodeMandy and Ryder marvel at how long almond milk lasts, the corona virus is still a thing, and Mandy seriously considers playing some mahjong. 2020-03-2055 minMortal EnemiesSpringing ForwardRyder's birthday, tossing salads, and one homeless man's path to financial gain.2020-03-1333 minMortal EnemiesParanoiaCoronavirus, Truett Cathy, and a Mortal Enemies Bachelor exclusive. 2020-03-0639 minMortal EnemiesYou're not romantic, you're just richCalendars, dating, and Ryder's fun fact.2020-02-2837 minMortal EnemiesPecorinoCopperhead Road, zoo animals, and Jimmy Buffet.2020-02-2133 minMortal EnemiesNo, with a knifeIt's 6:45AM, Mandy reveals how she's related to the Dutch, and Ryder gets got. 2020-02-1432 minMortal EnemiesDon't knock, just jiggleRyder and Mandy talk flying iguanas and public restroom etiquette. Hear why you should never trust Ryder with your pets.2020-02-0749 minMortal EnemiesThe Amish EpisodeIn their first full episode Ryder and Mandy talk about how strong Amish people are, corn fed boys, and dive into the Mandela Effect. 2020-02-0439 minMortal EnemiesTurtlenecks and Flip-FlopsMeet Mandy and Ryder.2020-01-2922 min