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Miku's CrackhouseFacism Rocks! (Taylor's Ver.)This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulT...
2023-10-131h 35Miku's CrackhousePoo & AThis week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaT...
2023-09-222h 27Miku's CrackhouseYou've Got Some Edsplaining To DoThis week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @C...
2023-09-151h 58Miku's CrackhouseCatatonicThis week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - I...
2023-09-082h 29Miku's Crackhouse60 Days In The Attack ZoneThis week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMSTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:34 - B...
2023-09-012h 00Miku's CrackhouseGet SpiritualThis week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps b...
2023-08-252h 19Miku's CrackhouseThe Last Original IdeaThis week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulT...
2023-08-111h 52Miku's CrackhouseThe Tribe Has SpokenThis week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTMAPS:0:00 - Intro2:45 - Moving In4:25 - Everyone H...
2023-07-281h 58Miku's CrackhouseSad Pirates Points ParadeThis week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey T...
2023-07-212h 11Miku's CrackhouseThe Cope ChroniclesThis week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul
2023-06-301h 51Miku's CrackhouseWe Are Now a Veronica Mars PodcastThis week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by...
2023-06-231h 50Miku's CrackhousePier Narcs: Cruise ControlThis week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:...
2023-06-161h 56Miku's CrackhouseLet's Hit The Streets, Gamers!This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9a...
2023-06-091h 32Miku's CrackhouseMuch Ado About MetacriticThis week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character A...
2023-05-262h 04Miku's CrackhousePower StonedThis week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:23 - Myles Vs Discord; The Boys v...
2023-05-122h 17Miku's CrackhouseBirthday Bois Special IV: A New CopeIt's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character A...
2023-05-052h 32Miku's CrackhouseAngry, Gaming, and 25This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week).New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art b...
2023-04-291h 54Miku's CrackhouseThe Following Contains SpoilersThis week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse
2023-04-211h 49Miku's CrackhouseTo Catch a Predator Catcher - Now on FreeveeThis week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
2023-04-141h 40Miku's CrackhouseGo Home and Die%This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul
2023-04-071h 58Miku's CrackhouseGeeks 4 GreeksThis week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaT...
2023-03-242h 38Miku's Crackhouse10 Month TimeskipKept you waiting, huh?In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads.Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/phnWNv8eGCIntro Music composed by G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by G3ntlebreeze: https://g3...
2023-03-172h 00Miku's CrackhouseYour Daughter Has Strayed From The Path of Virtue in Search of The Elden RingIn this two and a half hour behemoth of a Crackhouse episode, the boys have an hour long discussion about Elden Ring's open world design and Myles's use of the "O" Word. In other shenanigans this week, Sam is reminded of how based Christianity is and Myles starts raising a ten year old dumbass daughter.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG
2022-03-042h 35Miku's Crackhouse100% Grade A-Recycled ContentThis week, Sam and Myles are officially out of new things! Sam discusses the finale of Arthur, Myles does that thing where he pitches movie sequels, this time running the next beloved Pixar classics into the ground, and the boys discuss getting too old to enjoy memes. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2022-02-251h 38Miku's CrackhouseMerry Crackmas 2: Have Yourself a Merry Little COVIDSettle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core." DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-12-241h 40Miku's CrackhouseMerry Crackmas 2: Have Yourself a Merry Little COVIDSettle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core." DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-12-2452 minMiku's CrackhouseLost77Unearthed at last from the bowels of the internet, Episode 77 of Crackhouse has finally arrived! This week, Sam goes to the Tecmo Bowl, Myles puts himself through psychological harm with another terrible show - High Guardian Spice - and the boys discuss the games they wish they liked more than they do.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-11-092h 08Miku's CrackhouseLost77Unearthed at last from the bowels of the internet, Episode 77 of Crackhouse has finally arrived! This week, Sam goes to the Tecmo Bowl, Myles puts himself through psychological harm with another terrible show - High Guardian Spice - and the boys discuss the games they wish they liked more than they do.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhou
2021-11-061h 18Miku's CrackhouseBig Cum Casual Cookie Game Do you prefer to click, run, dunk, or double stuff? This week, Sam finally watches his rival Ubisoft bite the curb, Myles searches for the next great H-game, and the boys talk about all things Nabisco and PepperidgeDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-10-291h 33Miku's CrackhouseMiku Crackpipe NFT (feat 2nd Look)Wanna buy this image of Miku smoking crack? The link is yours for 86,000 Rubles!! Today, Myles, Sam, and special guest Tom 2nd Look gather round the crack fire to talk about Boneless Western Animation, an Arthur Martial Arts competition, the latest NFT Bro fad, and what it means to be a "Nintendo Baby" on this special 75th Episode Extravaganza! (Please not, this episode is not extravagant, it is above average generally).DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-10-221h 41Miku's CrackhouseSongs On Jack Garland's iPhoneIs your bizkit limp like ours? This week, Sam experiences a 90s CGI nightmare, Myles talks about his favorite 7/10, and the boys try to comprehend Patrick Stump's vocals. Pull out those headphones and drown out the sound of Nomura exposition cuz its Crackhouse time!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-10-151h 38Miku's CrackhouseWanna Nick?Hey Feet People! This week, Myles kicks it with Nick All Star Brawl, Sam gets in the Monkey Ball, and the boys defend the honor of Spider-Man 3. Terrible takes and boomer sentiments abound in the worst episode this week! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-10-081h 37Miku's CrackhouseThe Definitive Blue Tier ListThis week, Sam Finals the Fantasy, Myles experiences an out-of-touch feminist nightmare, and the boys get BlueDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-10-011h 45Miku's Crackhouse#EndClownHateThis week, Sam Loops his Death, Myles defends the noble profession of clowning, and the boys watch Malignant with mixed results. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-09-241h 39Miku's CrackhouseParappa The TruckaIt's Episode 70, the number that makes you say "Oh wow... that's officially too many." This week, Sam revisits the PS1 library, Myles demystifies the trucker lifestyle, and the boys rank fast food chains.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-09-171h 41Miku's CrackhouseParappa The TruckaIts Episode 70! The official number that makes you say "wow... that's too many." In today's nightmare festival, Sam revisits the PS1 Library, Myles demystifies the trucker lifestyle, and the boys rank fast food joints. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-09-171h 41Miku's CrackhouseCut Content Vol. 3: Discussing Machinima and Old YouTubeHey everyone! Sam's out sick this week, so here's the third volume of Cut Content in the meantime! This volume comes from all the way back in Episode 4! We talk about Smashtasm and Myles' time as a machinima writer. The boys also talk games and let's plays. Apologies in advance for the poor mic quality and anything uncouth that may or may not be said, hahaha.
2021-09-101h 14Miku's CrackhouseZoomer New Game+This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate their 69th episode by spending zero time discussing sexual encounters. Instead, Sam wonders about the next generation of gamers, Myles reflects on his favorite Disney World rides, and the boys hammer out the ultimate "Gamer Tier List".
2021-09-031h 34Miku's CrackhouseCaught Down Bad at 16KThis week on Crackhouse, the boys ran out of ideas for content so they took some questions from the Crackhouse Discord (link below!), such as what roadsigns are representative of our waifus, as well as what kind of VTubers we would be.Also this week, Myles deletes his this.vid account, Sam defends the art of comparison, and the boys have a nostalgic heart-to-heart.
2021-08-271h 27Miku's CrackhouseThe Dentist's Office Formerly Known as "Pizza Hut"This week, Sam tries to Out Pizza the Hut, Myles explains the difference between Anime Weebs and Aesthetic Weebs, and the boys reminisce on their anime awakenings. Come for the content, stay for the complete mental break at the end.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-08-201h 42Miku's CrackhouseThe OnlyFans Racketeering RingThis week, Sam crosses the line and pays 10 dollars for breasts, Myles identifies the genre elements of "Video Game Rap," and the boys discuss their Gaming Sins. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-08-131h 29Miku's CrackhousePotting A Squoped WinkIn memoriam of John Lennon, Myles explains Britain's favorite non-athletic sport, Sam gets to talk about Gantz, and the boys debate whether 3D Zelda is overpraised by critics. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-08-061h 56Miku's CrackhouseHere Comes The RopeThis week, Sam takes us on a tour of the hallowed high school halls of Degrassi's various subplots, Myles talks about Edgy Cartoon Theories, and the boys urge you to learn the difference between a cursive O and a cursive A. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-07-301h 34Miku's CrackhouseBased JamThis week, Sam and Myles celebrate the glory of Space Jam: A New Legacy, Sam goes to Whispering Rock, and Myles forgets to talk about anything because he's just happy to talk about Space Jam
2021-07-231h 35Miku's CrackhouseMy Waifu RorschachThis week, Myles and Sam both get heated about Easy Mode Virtue Signaling, Sam dreads the day Rocket Power gets a reboot, and the boys discuss Patrick Star's tether grabDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-07-161h 43Miku's CrackhouseMemetic Boomers at The Great Wolf LodgeComing at you live from the Great Wolf Lodge in the Wisconsin Dells (Note: This is not true) Sam gives a TED Talk on Sonic with a man dressed as Shinra, Myles combats the boredom of living in Florida, and the boys talk about the tragic decline of Pixar (again). DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-07-091h 38Miku's CrackhouseSamus Dies At The EndThis week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about his favorite timeskips in video games, Sam takes the "Ending Choice" blackpill, and the boys get real about how saying "Spoilers" is the most obnoxious spoiler of all.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-07-031h 38Miku's CrackhouseThe Edginess Throbs EvillyThis week on Crackhouse, Myles wants us to Return to EDGE, Sam tells a story about being on Myles' friends livestream, and the boys determine which anime characters are owned by the black community.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/t3G4pSr8TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-06-251h 37Miku's CrackhouseCrackhouse Live From LA!This week on a very special dual length episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam visits Myles for a week in Los Angeles, making this the very first live, in person Crackhouse ever recorded! We talk about the first half of our trip, the games we played, like Resident Evil 8 and Daytona USA, going to see Cruella at the historic El Capitan Theatre, and also review the trailer for Jungle Cruise.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/X5HsYr2UTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-06-113h 13Miku's CrackhouseTino, Skinner, and Beat Go To Applebee'sThis week on a special two hour episode of Crackhouse: Myles remembers Kentaro Miura, Sam explains what it's like to go to Applebee's, and the boys debate if the Ghost Stories dub is responsible for the cringe Funimation and Crunchyroll localization moments of today.
2021-05-291h 58Miku's CrackhouseReject Human, Return to CarThis week on Crackhouse, Sam wants everyone to play racing games, Myles wants everyone to stop simping for Lady D, and the boys discuss the highlights of the last 8 episodes of Redo of Healer (we swear it's over now)HANG IN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/24B8CJMAHANG ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-05-151h 36Miku's CrackhouseThe Sex TheoristsHello Internet, welcome to Sex Theory! Just kidding it's Crackhouse baby! This week, Sam becomes Dragonpilled, Myles recounts his otherworldly experience at the Writer's Guild Awards, and the boys can't get over how fucked up Redo of Healer is.HANG WITH US: https://discord.gg/dWGJ3K9bFOLLOW US: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-04-301h 34Miku's CrackhouseAre You Afraid of Your Heroes?This week on Crackhouse, Myles loses his mind to the tune of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark, Sam sadly reflects on how all his heroes let him down, and the boys discuss Rockstar game design and playing games to have a take on them.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MQ8DWAZaFOLLOW THE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-04-241h 38Miku's CrackhousePokemon GO Sing at Potbelly'sWE HAVE A DISCORD!!! CHECK IT OUT: https://discord.gg/UqAq2TnKThis week on Crackhouse, Myles has a new enemy, and Sam expresses his love for Potbelly Sandwiches, and the boys compare getting a COVID vaccine to picking your Pokemon GO Team, as well as reminisce about "Pokemon GO Mania" during the Summer of 2016. Follow Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-04-161h 30Miku's CrackhouseWe Fucking Did It (50th Episode Special)ONE YEAR HAS PASSED...Sam and Myles have found themselves trapped in their 'Crackhouse Under Quarantine' for much longer than anticipated. After coming to terms with their new reality, the boys turned to deeper forms of degeneracy and lawlessness. It's been one hell of a ride. From Coconut Fred on TV to the absolute madness of Lovecraft Country to the SIX AND A HALF HOUR Nintendo March Madness Bracket, they've talked plenty of bullshit and have produced over 80 hours of audio content (holy fuck.)To dual celebrate hitting episode #50 as well as our one year...
2021-04-091h 56Miku's CrackhouseI Love Organized Crime: Terror InstinctThis week on Crackhouse, Myles gets nostalgic for the Dark Cloud series, Sam details his love of video game subtitle names, and the boys discuss what there absurdly specific sports related super power would be in a sports manga.
2021-04-031h 31Miku's CrackhouseBooty SmileThis week on Crackhouse, Sam hates non-targeted advertising, Myles makes a new enemy in the Charmin Bears, and the boys discuss the Josh Peck film "Mean Creek", as well as do a Genius(dotcom)-level lyrical analysis of the hit song "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America.The Mean Creek Clip (watch this first): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LmKW3TtuISend us your favorite songs: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-03-261h 43Miku's CrackhouseFunny Action GuyThis week on Crackhouse, Sam and Myles discuss how much ass the last two hour show they recorded sucked and also take some questions from the Crackheads! Yeah that's it. Light week LMAO.Ask Us Anything: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-03-151h 36Miku's CrackhouseThe Cartoon Network Criterion CollectionThis week on Crackhouse, Sam goes all in on crypto, Myles goes all in on masculinity, and the boys debate if the 7th generation of video game consoles was any good, along with discussing what the movies that frequently aired on Cartoon Network in the late 90s and early 2000s.Tweet us old cartoon recommendations: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-03-051h 42Miku's CrackhouseAWEtismThis week on Crackhouse, Myles pitches Dracula in the 22nd century, Sam discusses whether Genshin Impact or Vtubers did more for the Rule34 community, and the boys chat about wanting better autistic representation in media.Cancel Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-02-261h 36Miku's CrackhouseI Covet My SemenYEP IT'S ONE OF THOSE EPISODES AGAIN. This week on Crackhouse, Sam Kingma Does Kansas City, Myles J pitches 'Interspecies Porn Reviewers' and the boys create the definitive Busting Tier List.Bust on our Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-02-191h 37Miku's CrackhouseHinge Hoes and B-Daman Bros.This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries e-dating (it goes as successful as you think it would), Sam recounts the history Sonic the Hedgehog toys, and the boys reminisce on their favorite mid 2000s media.Send us Kappa Mikey Merch: https://twitter.com/mikuscrackhouse
2021-02-121h 30Miku's CrackhouseThe Feet People v. Nickelodeon [RE-UPLOAD]Now with no missing audio!All rise for the honorable Judge, Jury, and Executioner Sam Kingma. Thank you, please have a seat. We are gathered here today to discuss the cries of tens of thousands of millennial "feet people", who are claiming they were brained washed by 90s Nickelodeon children's programming. Representing the plantiff is Myles J. Edgeworth, that's with a 'y' for those new here. And representing the defense it's- *GASP* JEFFERY EPSTEIN'S BRAIN IN A ROBOT SUIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? "Lets just say the Nickelodeon network and I share a similar interest in c...
2021-02-051h 38Miku's CrackhouseThe Feet People v. NickelodeonAll rise for the honorable Judge, Jury, and Executioner Sam Kingma. Thank you, please have a seat. We are gathered here today to discuss the cries of tens of thousands of millennial "feet people", who are claiming they were brained washed by 90s Nickelodeon children's programming. Representing the plantiff is Myles J. Edgeworth, that's with a 'y' for those new here. And representing the defense it's- *GASP* JEFFERY EPSTEIN'S BRAIN IN A ROBOT SUIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? "Lets just say the Nickelodeon network and I share a similar interest in children," Jeffery Epstein's Brain in a...
2021-02-051h 38Miku's CrackhouseHot Goss and Cow Girl SauceUpdate: Hey Crackheads! Sorry for no episode last week! The both of us have been very busy the last two months, so episodes have been coming out a bit more sporadically later in the week then our usual Thursday upload. We take a lot of pride in not only recording our show, but editing it down and trying to make it as good as possible, so show edits take multiple hours to do. Myles has also taken over the editing for the time being, so we apologize if there are any audio issues that crop up, as he's still...
2021-01-291h 31Miku's CrackhouseThe "Cool S" ChroniclesThis week on Miku's Crackhouse, the boys discuss there favorite trains in media, why AutismSpeaks sucks, and Sam berates Myles over his questionable review scores.Got Twitter? - https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-01-151h 35Miku's CrackhouseThe 2020 Crackies Award ShowHappy New Year! This podcast was actually meant to go up on 12/31/20, but Sam had a busy New Year. Thankfully we are back to the weekly Thursday posting with hopefully less delay. Anyways, this week Myles rants about Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and the boys give out their very first Crackhouse Awards!Make Following Us Your 2021 New Year's Resolution: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2021-01-071h 35Miku's CrackhouseMerry Crackmas!This week on very special holiday themed Crackmas episode, Sam and Myles discuss their own 3x3s, complain about captcha, and pour a big old glass of eggnog out for unverified Pornhub videos. Stay tuned till the very end for a Crackmas surprise!Wish us a Merry Crackmas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-12-261h 36Miku's CrackhouseIt's The Thirstiest Time of the Year!Tis the season this week on Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse! On this episode, Myles finally dives into PC gaming, Sam gives his thoughts on most of the Pokemon movies, and the boys decide what films you should watch with your girlfriend and which you should watch with your Mom.The Thirstiest Twitter of the Year: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-12-171h 32Miku's CrackhouseMay I Sip Your Water, Fujiko-chan?This week, Sam and Myles come together to talk about why they love water so much, and even pitch a 4 cute girls show about drinking water! Also this week: PEEName our water girls: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-12-041h 30Miku's CrackhouseHorny Street State PrisonThis week the boys get sentenced to one 90 minute show in Horny Jail. Sam discusses his favorite hot video game babes, while Myles recounts a love for Juden Chan, an anime about mental health and pee. Also this week, the boys pitch some modern days as 80s children's cartoons.What fictional character do you wanna fuck? Hit us up: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-11-271h 31Miku's CrackhouseCreepypasta CopsThis week on Crackhouse, Sam pitches a revival of the hit show COPS, but exclusively for catching simps and internet cringe, Myles adds a new enemy to his every growing roster of his Rogue's Gallery, and the boys read a bit of the longest piece of written word, "The Loud House: Revamped" (it's true look it up).Send us your Crackhouse fanfics: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-11-191h 33Miku's CrackhouseThe King of ThisVid.comThis week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the 4chan Our Guy 3x3, Myles explains his porn trading habits on thisvid, and Sam tries to convince Myles to start NoFap. Stay safe from the Bone King.No Nut November Safe Haven: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-11-051h 35Miku's CrackhouseBlackbeard's Bitcoin PSAHappy Halloween Crackheads! To celebrate the upcoming spooky holiday, Sam and Myles discuss scary PSAs, and what societal wars have been won and lost by them. Myles also recounts his pitch of a fake modern day Pixar movie, and Sam berates Myles for hating pancakes.Our Twitter page is horrifying: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-10-291h 33Miku's CrackhouseSo Turn Off Your Lights...What if you were to awake one day in the Crackhouse? Would you be afraid? Excited? A little bit of both? These were the questions Sam and Myles faced when being chucked into Miku's Crackhouse 28 weeks ago. And now, Crackhouse, so turn off your lights.Use Dark Mode on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-10-151h 30Miku's CrackhouseTHE MEGA MILKERThis week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to beat Super Mario Bros. for the first time without warps, Sam goes off on a local convention, and the boys discuss upcoming events at the Ara Ara Arena.FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-10-081h 30Miku's CrackhouseThere Is 1 Communist V-Tuber Among Us...This week on Crackhouse: Myles loses his voice bitching about bad Among Us players, Sam unearths some questionable Hololive business ties, and the boys talk about some of their favorite gaming peripherals.Hit us up on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouseCheck Out Sam's Other Show: https://twitter.com/PannedPod
2020-10-011h 31Miku's CrackhouseShitposters, The Woman™, and Other Discord ArchetypesThis week on Crackhouse, Myles confirms that Lovecraft Country is still hot garbage, Sam gets a 9th Console Generation vibe check, and the boys go over all the different kinds of characters you'll meet in any average discord server.Tweet Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-09-241h 25Miku's CrackhouseRipping Your Socks in Lovecraft CountryDIO: "Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of staying a safe social distance away, you are coming right to me?"Jotaro: "I can't listen to this week's Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, where Myles bitches about how much ass Lovecraft Country sucks, Sam discusses a bunch of Dreamcast games, and when boys discuss their hatred of ripped socks, without getting closer."DIO: "Oh ho! Then come as you like!"DM us your ripped socks: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-09-171h 33Miku's CrackhouseCan I Talk About Panties?This week on Crackhouse, Sam talks about why he loves the Batman Arkham games, Myles talks about panties, and the boys also give advice on how to recommend media to all your normie friends and family.Have a question you want read on the show? Hit us up: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-09-041h 30Miku's CrackhouseToilet Guy HumorThis week, Myles continues his crusade against the shitty Uzaki-chan discourse, while Sam starts his own crusade against people complaining on social media. Also this week, Myles eats mad crow on Code Lyoko and Sam is flabbergasted by the plot of Two and a Half Men.Follow Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-08-201h 30Miku's CrackhouseV Has Cum, TooThis is Kaz from Mother Base, reporting in: After taking a week off after the Nintendo Bracket, the boys are glad to be back recording in the Crackhouse. This week, Sam finally replayed the Phantom Pain, Myles thinks he's smarter than everyone else for liking Uzaki-chan, and the boys realize just how awful Code Lyoko was.Send us your memes: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-08-131h 31Miku's CrackhouseNINTENDO MADNESS BRACKET - Round 1 (feat 2nd Look)This week, Sam and Myles begin their long winded journey to breakdown 64 of the best Nintendo first party games, giving their thoughts on all of the contenders in the process. This week is only the first round of the bracket, with next week's show being the Top 32. Who will they praise? Who will they snub? And when will Sam shut the hell up about his extensive seeding? Find out on Part 1 of this two week Crackhouse special! #justiceforanimethighsWant to play along at home? Here's a free template version of the full bracket: https://docs.google.com...
2020-07-312h 57Miku's CrackhouseUzaki-chan Wants to Reconnect America!"Sam, it's Die-Hardman. Thanks for delivering those Uzaki-chan doujins. You are really doing your part to reconnect America."This week on Crackhouse, Myles wants to hangout with Uzaki-chan, Sam wants to reconnect America, and the boys yet again are salty about modern games culture.Listen to Our Show: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-07-231h 32Miku's CrackhouseAn Adam Sandler Musou GameThis week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to reconcile with the fact that Majora's Mask isn't very good, Sam reviews a bunch of cool video games he played, and the boys pitch a potential Adam Sandler themed Dynasty Warriors game.Want to get in touch with us? Use the official Crackhouse Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-07-161h 33Miku's CrackhouseH.P. Lovecraft's Crazy Taxi 4: The Shadow Over Station SquareWe are celebrate Halloween in July with talk over a lot of spooky horror media! This week, Sam bitches about "cinematic" video games, Myles once again praises Ocarina of Time, and the boys discuss the terror of having to play a Pixel Art Horror Indie game as well as pitch a crossover between Lovecraft and Jet Set Radio.Keep up with our cracked out antics here: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-07-091h 38Miku's CrackhouseYour Mom's Credit CardThis week, Myles and Sam are still reeling from TLoU2 podcast they created last week. Because they have ran out of ideas, they fielded topics from the Crackheads, including advice on getting a GF, favorite fast food chains, and our favorite comfy media. Myles and Sam also reminisce on their favorite infomercials.Need to know the secrets of the Universe? Hit us up: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-07-021h 28Miku's CrackhouseThe Roast of The Last of Us Part IIAfter weeks of shade thrown at TLoU2 on and off our podcast, we decided to play the game and give a full breakdown of it. We expected a disappointing follow up to The Last of Us Part 1, what we got was something much, much worse.In this epic 3 hour and 15 minute podcast, Sam and Myles discuss every single issue they have with one of the biggest AAA blunder's of the last few years.Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mikuscrackhouse
2020-06-253h 15Miku's CrackhouseThe Schindler's List of PodcastsThis week, Sam and Myles gear up for the incoming shit storm that is The Last of Us Part II. In the meantime, they reflect on some disruptive movie theater going experiences, reflect on their time as Platinum Trophy hunters, and how Ellie would probably be a TERF in real life.Keep up with the Crackhouse antics on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouseFor those interested in the Jonathan Cooper Twitter Thread: https://twitter.com/GameAnim/status/1238199242256052224
2020-06-181h 34Miku's CrackhouseJustin Gets AIDSShould you listen to this week's Crackhouse? Let me give you 13 Reasons Why! Okay I'm not going to do that, but here's the run down: This week, Myles shares his pitch for a gay buddy cop movie, Sam breaks down his fascination with 13 Reasons Why, and the boys reminisce about awful Kids WB bumpers.Got Questions for Us? Become a Crackhead here: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse(To skip our 13 Reasons Why discussion, go to 54:11)
2020-06-111h 37Miku's CrackhouseLet's Say a Stranger Asks You For Directions...This week, the boys are both hard at work in the video editing booth. Sam and Myles complain about old video game essays they use to watch, specifically one with a really stupid script. Also this week, Myles shares some good writing advice, the boys create a Playstation fighting game, and Sam's dad can't stop wondering about why so many people keep bringing up King Crimson.Got a question? Follow the Crackhouse on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-06-041h 33Miku's CrackhouseThe Crackhouse DetoxThis week, the boys discuss why they are leaving Twitter. Also, the boys reflect on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Sam thinks people don't hate Sonic 06 enough, and Myles explains how Gossip Girl is the Diamond is Unbreakable of it's genre. You don't wanna miss it.Follow Us on Twitter (after your Detox): https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-05-281h 32Miku's CrackhouseCut Content Vol. 1Hey everyone! Sam Kingma here. Each week Myles and I record Crackhouse, we try to keep the show to around 90 minutes. However, we have had conversations that have run much longer than that, so cuts have to be made.This is a compilation of segments that were cut either for time or didn't fit in with the rest of the main show. These will drop on Saturday's at 11am whenever we have enough content for a full episode!Here's a list of timestamps:Myles is a Big Miku Hypocrite - (1:46)Our Issues...
2020-05-231h 36Miku's CrackhouseWacky Packs: GROSS OUT YOUR SISTERThis episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse is sponsored by Wacky Packs! Gross out your sister with coupon code CRACKHOUSE to save 10% off on Eric Eyeball cards at checkout.This week, Sam and Myles put together Final Fantasy teams using their old screen names, Sam rants about problems in the Games industry, Myles talks about his love for weird 90s media like Martin Mystery, and we answer some questions from the Crackheads!If you have any questions for the show, tweet at us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse(we aren't sponsored by wacky packs by t...
2020-05-211h 33Miku's CrackhouseAn Actual Podcast about Hatsune Miku for Once (feat JOEZ Cafe)This week, Sam and Myles invite their first guest to the Crackhouse, JOEZ Cafe. We talk about awful European time zones, rhythm games, and dive deep into the music and marketing of Hatsune Miku. Also Myles and Joe get really autistic about Miku, to few's surprise.If you have questions / topics for the show, reach out: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouseThanks again to Joe for coming on our show: https://twitter.com/JOEZCafe__
2020-05-141h 31Miku's CrackhouseAstronomy Twitter HATES US (Birthday Bois Special)May 7th is a legendary day in World History. Glen Miller's hit song "Chattanooga Choo Choo" came out, Germany Surrendered in WWII... oh yeah, and we were both born on the same day!Today Myles loses it over his love of Ocarina of Time, Sam's quarantine hair has him looking like a hentai protagonist, and the bois discuss just how low bad media can go.We love taking questions, so if you got any, follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-05-071h 35Miku's CrackhouseA Big Kink For PrisonHitting that loli tag on nhentai has finally caught up to us.On this week's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles recommend the brilliant doujin Emergence (or Metamorphosis), Sam discusses his hard on for Prison media, Myles remembers how edgy and questionable some of the content in Shadow the Hedgehog was, and the boys debate the pros and cons of a tsudere gf.Follow Us on Twitter to Ask Questions and for Show Updates: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouseYou can hear the Shadow gunshot clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peap5j-p9PM
2020-04-301h 32Miku's CrackhouseAttack on E-GirlsThis week, your fellow crackheads Sam and Myles discuss how much Twitter blows, great JRPGs, and hating on E-Girls.If you want a good Twitter, follow us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-04-231h 32Miku's CrackhouseCrackhouse Under QuarantineWar... has changed. And so has living in America. On this episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles become unemployed during quarantine, hate on Film Bro fuckbois, discuss how shit the animation industry is, and debate Tummy or Thighs. It's a thicc one today, so strap in.Got a question for the show? Ask us @MikusCrackhouse on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
2020-04-161h 37Miku's CrackhouseI Control The Speed in Which You CumWelcome to Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, home of Video Games, Anime, and Degeneracy! Every week, your two fuckass hosts, Sam and Myles, take you through their internet upbringings to figure out what turned them into full degenerate trash mobs.For the inaugural episode, the boys talk about online communities, erotic Discord servers, and their old screen names.
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