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I'm Horrified!Episode 155: Sister WivesIt's happening folks - we've long spoken of Allie's obsession with the long running TLC masterpiece, but today you're hearing it right from the horses mouth: we're talking about Sister Wives. For the blessedly uninitiated, Sister Wives is a reality television series based around the Polygamist Brown family, with Husband Kody and Wives Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn. I don't think anyone would call it a "good show" but that's not why we watch it, right? Say your prayers, Horror Honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2025-01-2142 minI'm Horrified!Episode 154: The OmegaverseWelcome back! We're kicking off 2025 with our New Year's guilty pleasures, and Sam is up first with something so diabolical we can hardly believe we're posting it. You've heard of romance, well this is a little different, and a little more wolf centric, but we all remember twilight don't we? Made famous by a notable fanfiction lawsuit, The Omegaverse has been creeping onto the romance novel scene slowly but surely. Lace up your bodices, horror honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2025-01-1448 minI'm Horrified!IH Classics: Ruby Ridge and The HymenWe're throwing it back to episode 83: Ruby Ridge and The Hymen, originally aired November 10th 2019!This week, Allie and Sam educate the people about the foundations of the modern militia movement and what exactly a hymen actually is. If you want to learn about an incredibly dark occurrence in US History, or about why we prize a totally made-up concept, this episode is for you! Don't clench, Horror Honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-11-261h 06I'm Horrified!Episode 151: Appendicitis (feat. Rachael Beairsto)Ah, the miracle of the human body, what can't it do? Today we're pulling a Magic Schoolbus and delving into the inner workings of human anatomy when things go... well... wrong. Thankfully we've got friend of the podcast Rachael Beairsto to bring us along on the journey, a journey she unfortunately has some firsthand experience with. Go eat something with fiber in it, Horror Honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-11-1240 minI'm Horrified!IH Classics: The 2018 Halloween SpecialIn honor of spooky season we're throwing it back to the 2018 "I'm Horrified!" Halloween Special.It's Halloween, Witches! We here at I'm horrified have brewed up a spooky spectacular with all of your favorite horrifying things: haunted creeks, fake alien murders, and a raving serial murderer who Sam and Allie made up in their heads freshman year of college. We even have spooky stories sent into us from listeners like you. Is the world already scary enough? Absolutely! But when has that stopped us before? Curl up with your favorite bag of candy, Horror Honeys. 2024-10-2248 minI'm Horrified!Episode 148: The Denver Airport Conspiracy TheoryToday we unveil a conspiracy polluting our land and skys, we speak truth to power, and we fight again the tyranny of librarians. Today, we talk about the Denver International Airport. You wouldn't think an airport could become such a big fodder for conspiracies, but hold onto your tinfoil hats horror honeys, because Sam and Allie are about to take you on a journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-10-1547 minI'm Horrified!Episode 146: The Zootopia Abortion ComicThis is the worst thing we've ever done, and frankly, we're so sorry. This week Sam unleashes hell on earth by bringing you the strangest and most tonally dissonant fanfiction comic ever spawned by the internet (well... I guess we can't say that for certain, but it's up there). Why would someone make this? Why would we take an hour of our precious lives to read it? We're just as confused as you are, Horror Honeys.CW: While it is beyond absurd that someone made a Zootopia fanfiction comic which centers around the topic of abortion, they...2024-10-011h 01I'm Horrified!IH Classics: Mata Hari and Wallis SimpsonWe're throwing it back to Episode 69: Mata Hari and Wallis SimpsonGet ready for the sexiest episode of this anxious podcast yet! This week, Allie and Sam learn about two historical hos: Mata Hari and Wallis Simpson. These two ladies have a lot in common (allegedly banging German spies), with some important differences. Prepare to be scared and horny, Horror Honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-09-1749 minI'm Horrified!I'm Thrilled! (Patreon Exclusive Episode)This week we're bringing you a Patreon exclusive! This episode of "I'm Thrilled" originally aired for our $5 tier and up Patreon supporters on May 7th, right after Sam and Allie just got back from a trip to the happiest place on earth. Let's all talk about something FUN for once, as we look on the bright side and talk all things Disney. Join us on Patreon at our $5 tier and above to get exclusive video episodes of "I'm Thrilled" every month. The video version of this episode is available for free over at patreon.com/imhorrified. We'll...2024-08-0642 minI'm Horrified!Episode 136: Sweating Sickness (Feat. Alicia from Trashy Divorces)This week we've got an ultra horrifying topic from a very special guest: Alicia from Trashy Divorces and Trashy Royals! Sam and Alicia share a love for all things Tudor History, but this week we're combining that with something everyone can enjoy: a mysterious and grody deadly illness. Chances are, by the time you realized you had sweating sickness, you and most of your friends were already dead. Hey, maybe its better than getting your head cut off! Extra clean hands and trashy hearts, horror honeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...2024-07-021h 07I'm Horrified!Episode 133: Cait CorrainToday we have a Shakespearean tale of drama, deceit, betrayal, aliases, doctored screenshots, all on the seedy social media underbelly of.... Goodreads? Are you sure? Yup, apparently so! This is the tale of how one young author's insecurity spun so far out of control that she ruined her whole career over it. Who knows, Sam and Allie might start losing it and review bombing their fellow podcasts on iTunes... stranger things have happened! Save your screenshots, Horror Honeys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-06-1156 minI'm Horrified!Episode 127: The Columbine FandomIf you hated Snapewives – this is much worse! Today Allie brings us into the complicated world of true crime fandoms, and specifically the fandom around the Columbine massacre. This sensitive subject has ascended to meme status in some groups, and we're on a mission to figure out why. This is a difficult episode to listen to and listener discretion is advised.TW: gun violence, bombing, suicide Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-05-021h 02I'm Horrified!Episode 125: The Enfield MonsterIs it a bear? is it a three legged kangaroo? Is it a short little Alien from outer space? Regardless, let's all get our guns and start shooting indiscriminately into the woods. This week Allie really phones it in and basically just reads you a newspaper article, but we swear it's so out of pocket you'll understand why. Who knows what Henry McDaniel saw that night, but one thing we know for sure is that after April 25th 1973, the small town of Enfield Illinois was catapulted into radio show sci fi hysteria. In an academic paper written about the...2024-04-1641 minI'm Horrified!Episode 120: The Seven Wonders of the Ancient WorldJoin Allie and Sam on a journey through the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, where we learn about the impacts of earthquakes and Christianity, lament that nothing gold can stay, and complain about consignment stores. It's an episode that takes us from Egypt's Old Kingdom to modern-day witch museums in Salem, and it's sure to be a horrifying ride.If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-03-1255 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 119: Dance MarathonsWhat could be horrifying about dancing? As Allie explains this week - PLENTY! Tune in to hear about great depression trends, Gilmore Girls, and deep lore from Sam's high school days. Relax, don't dance for 80 hours in a row, and enjoy a horrifying time with your horror honeys.
If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com.2024-03-0545 minI'm Horrified!Episode 119: Dance MarathonsWhat could be horrifying about dancing? As Allie explains this week - PLENTY! Tune in to hear about great depression trends, Gilmore Girls, and deep lore from Sam's high school days. Relax, don't dance for 80 hours in a row, and enjoy a horrifying time with your horror honeys.If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-03-0551 minI'm Horrified!Episode 116: Valentines Day SpecialLove is in the air and on our podcast! Join Allie and Sam with some very special guests - our husbands! Adam and Chris join us to discuss their own horrifying topics. Why did a regular guy try to buy an NHL team? Why were there children in the Civil War? Tune in to find out on an exciting episode of I'm Horrified!If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-02-131h 07I'm Horrified!Episode 116: Valentine's Day SpecialLove is in the air and on our podcast! Join Allie and Sam with some very special guests - our husbands! Adam and Chris join us to discuss their own horrifying topics. Why did a regular guy try to buy an NHL team? Why were there children in the Civil War? Tune in to find out on an exciting episode of I'm Horrified!
If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com.2024-02-131h 01
I'm Horrified!Episode 115: SnapewivesWhat combination of words can cause more fear than "Snape" and "Wives"? Today Allie takes us down the rabbit hole of Harry Potter Fandom on a horrifying train to the astral plane. Prepare to love and obey - or else!If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-02-0646 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 113: Hilaria BaldwinToday Allie tells us the story of Hilaria Baldwin. Learn all about how this glamorous Spanish yoga teacher was actually a Basic Boston Woman not unlike your fabulous hosts. We recommend this episode for people who love schadenfreude and New York Yoga Personalities.If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-01-2352 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 112: The Bad Art FriendEver overthink an interaction with a friend? Then this episode is really going to resonate. This week, Sam reminds us of the story that took 2021 Twitter by storm - "Who Is The Bad Art Friend?" Copyright your original ideas, hold tight to your kidney, and Stay Horrified!If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-01-1656 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 111: SharentingSmile Sweetheart, we're sending this one to grandma! This week, Allie asks the tough questions about people who over-share their children's lives online. In the age of social media, how much information about your kid is TMI? And are cute baby videos worth the risk?If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-01-0951 min
I'm Horrified!Holiday Special: Guilty Pleasures - Sarah J. MaasHappy New Horrors! In our second Guilty Pleasures episode, Sam takes us on a journey into the Maas-verse. She'll confess her Sarah J. Maas sins and try to convince Allie - and you! - to join her in this wild world of fae males.If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2024-01-0133 min
I'm Horrified!Holiday Special: Guilty Pleasures - ASMRHo Ho Horror! For our first I'm Horrified Holiday Special this season we're indulging in Allie's guilty pleasure - ASMR. Get the tingles, prioritize your mental health, and learn whether or not this is a sex thing this week on I'm Horrified!If you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-12-2630 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 110: Call Her Daddy Break UpSometimes the most horrifying things are those closest to home. This week, Sam and Allie recount the tale of a podcast break up that sent shockwaves through Spotify. Will money and fame separate our horror honeys the way it did The Fathers? Probably not! Hold your bestie close, and Stay Horrified!If you want us to get a $60M spotify deal, or if you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-12-1948 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 109: Planned ObsolescenceWe promise this podcast episode will still be good in 10 years, but that's not true for everything! This week, Allie teaches us about Planned Obsolescence. From iPhones to cars to lightbulbs, learn the horrifying truth of how capitalism keeps us from being able to fix our stuff. If you are also having problems with your battery life, or if you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-12-1244 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 108: Effective AltruismSure the words "Effective Altruism” sound great - but are they? Join Development Girlie Sam and Recovering Development Girlie Allie as they learn about the giving philosophy sweeping tech bros everywhere, how it kind of crashed crypto, and how they think about charitable giving. It's a complicated, horrifying world, and Allie and Sam are right there with you! If you're also jaded about Philanthropy, or if you have suggestions for topics, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-12-0541 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 107: VoluntourismThis week, we're talking about Voluntourism - the complicated world of good deeds done for selfish reasons. Allie takes Sam into the truth behind institutions we may take for granted, and we examine how to avoid falling for one of these scams. Pull up Charity Navigator, and Stay Horrified!If you have a great topic suggestion, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-11-2837 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 106: ScandovalIf you too have spent hours scrolling the Instagrams of Bravo-lebrities, this podcast is for you! Sam takes Allie on a crash course of all things VanderPump Rules, from the original dramas to the scandal that's gripped the nation. Prepare for a drama of the ages, and Stay Horrified! If you have more Scandoval conspiracies or a great topic suggestion, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-11-2144 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 105: Colleen BallingerChoo Choo! Sam and Allie are boarding the toxic gossip train to learn about the recent downfall of Colleen Ballinger. Join us as Allie breaks down what exactly caused the fall of an internet sweetheart, how mega-fans can be used by their idols, and the creation of one of the most impactful songs ever. If you're an old-school Miranda Sings fan, or a listener with a great topic suggestion, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-11-1451 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 104: Burning ManSam and Allie are back with their first full episode since hiatus! This week, Sam takes you into burning man, a total nightmare for people who hate being outside and have no marketable skills. Tume in to learn about the Burn pre-2023, and what made this past year's event so rough. If you're a burner with a hot take on turn-key camps, or a listener with a great topic suggestion, tweet us at @imhorrifiedpod or email imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-11-0747 min
I'm Horrified!I'm Horrified: The ResurrectionBack from the dead, Sam and Allie return to apologize for ~ghosting~ you. (get it, it's Halloween!) I'm Horrified will return with weekly horrifying stories start on Tuesday, Nov. 7. Follow us on Twitter (X?): @imhorrifiedpodVisit us online: imhorrifiedpodcast.comEmail us your suggestions: imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-10-3119 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 103: Georgia Tann And Poisoned Candy MythsIt's spooky season! The only thing spookier than some poisoned Halloween candy that may or may not exist is a celebrity child trafficker who definitely did. Join Allie and Sam as they separate fact from fiction, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-10-1344 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 102: The Haunted Mansion (2003) and Shitty Men From The BachelorToday we cover some breaking news and some not-so-breaking news. First, Allie takes you through her least favorite adaptation of her most favorite Disney ride. Then, Sam brings you some hot tea from Bachelor Nation. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-09-2151 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 101: Elon Musk And Selling Feet PicsIn Episode 101, Allie and Sam explore two of the oddest, most understood things on the internet. Sam gives you the biography of Elon Musk and why he's not the Tony Stark you're looking for. Next, Allie tells all about her undercover work in the online foot picture trade. Plug in your Tesla, log into OnlyFans, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-09-1445 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 100: Our Favorites and UpdatesWe are back! For our very special 100th episode, we go through some of our favorite segments and give updates on episodes past. Enjoy this trip down memory lane, purchase an HBO now subscription, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-09-0836 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-Sode 30: Favorite Pandemic ActivityIn what is (hopefully) the last QuaranTeeny-sode, Allie and Sam reflect on some of their favorite pandemic activities, and get excited for next week when they'll FINALLY do the 100th episode. Dream of that, and Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-09-0222 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 29: Best Alcoholic BeverageAllie and Sam are both over 21 and this week they talk about their favorite alcoholic beverages! Raise your glass, pace yourself, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-2519 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 28: Worst Sunburn EverAs summer starts winding ugh (UGH!), join Sam and Allie as they reminisce about sunburns of days gone by, and of days very recent. Apply your aloe, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-1823 min
I'm Horrified!Quaranteeny-sode 27: Best Literary ProtagonistTake a look! It's in a book! Great Protagonists! This week, Allie and Sam gush over two book characters who maybe aren't quite the protagonists, but who they love anyways. Be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-1137 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 26: Dream WeddingJoin the horrified honeys for an exciting announcement, and for a wedding discussion where money - and reality - are no object. Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-08-0220 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 25: Pride And Prejudice ShowdownIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that two women in possession of a good podcast, must be in want of some content. With that in mind, today we discuss all the best adaptations of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-07-2924 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 24: Worst MusicalSometimes life is all song and dance and sometimes it's.......not. Certified Theatre kids Allie and Sam prove that not all art is worthwhile this week as they discuss the worst musicals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-07-2241 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 23: Iconic Hollywood FeudsAre you ready to get glamorous? Are you ready to have your name splashed across the tabloids? Are you ready to claim you don't know her when you definitely do? This is the episode for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-07-1428 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 22: Ice Cream for Every OccasionDo you hear the distant ding-a-ling of an ice cream truck? Are you instacart-ing your groceries but feel stuck on the frozen food page? Are you venturing back into the world and need tips on the best Cold Stone Creamery creation? Sam and Allie break down the best Ice Cream options for you. Don't get brain freeze, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-2430 min
I'm Horrified!Black Lives MatterHere's a link to all the resources we talk about in this episode: https://bit.ly/ImHorrifiedBLM
Be Well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-1235 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 21: Greatest Meme Of All TimeToday, we find the Greatest Meme of All Time, or the GMOAT. Would that be pronounced like G-Moat or like Gamoat? Either way, we discover it here today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-0823 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 20: Best Shakespeare AdaptationIt's time for the theatre nerds to jump out. Today we talk about adaptations of Shakespeare's canon, and why Jimmy Neutron may have done it best. Grab your complete works, admire the performance of Keanu Reeves, and Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-06-0127 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 19: Ultimate FMKToday we ask the pivotal question when faced with three choices? Who would you share a night of passion with? Who would you share your life with? And who would you remove from this earth? Otherwise known as a good old fashion game of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-2631 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 18: Dream VacationSometimes, you just need to get away. And when you can't, you can still talk about your most unrealistic vacation dreams. Enjoy our tropical dreams, and Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-1823 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 17: Most Believable Conspiracy TheoryWelcome back! This week we break down which conspiracy theories we think might be legit! Did we land on the moon? What's in Area 51? You'll find nothing but conjecture here, so enjoy and Be Well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-1523 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 16: Favorite YA NovelIn honor of Midnight Sun's triumph, we cover some of our favorite Young Adult Novels. Enjoy the nostalgia, and Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-1123 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 15: Best SnackIt's time for a little something delicious. Get ready to find out our favorite snacks, and also listen to us scream about Midnight Sun for 10 minutes. Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-0726 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 14: Best Quarantine RecipeWe're all need to feed our souls during social distancing, but we also need to feed our bodies! Enjoy some of our favorite easy-to-make recipes, and be well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-0426 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 13: Best Boston MovieWe can't go out to enjoy Boston, but we can still watch our favorite Boston movies! Tune in to hear why The Departed is overrated and Be Well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-05-0125 min
I'm Horrified!Quaranteeny-sode 12: Evilest Disney VillainAt last Disney Fortnight draws to a close. Get ready to discover which Disney villain is the most evil. And as a special bonus: Which villain is the sexiest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-2731 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 11: Best Disney SidekickYou thought Disney Week was over, but it turns out time means nothing right now. Enjoy our episode on the best Disney sidekicks, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-2327 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 10: Worst Disney PrinceIt's finally here! The moment where we decide who is definitively the worst Disney prince. Let us know if you agree, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-2029 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 9: Best Disney PrincessIn this time of darkness, we have to focus on the things that give us joy. So, enjoy Disney Week as we talk about who exactly is the Best Disney Princess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-1633 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 8: Ultimate Star Wars RankingIt's time for some hot takes on the galaxy far, far away. Get ready to debate, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-1331 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 7: Hunkiest HeartthrobGrab your favorite issue of Tiger Beat or J-14, because today we're talking about the hunkiest heartthrob of all time. Have a teenage dream tonight, and be well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-0922 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 6: Best Animal?And now for something a little lighter. Today we debate what the best animal is, but we agree that they are all very good boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-0620 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 5: Worst Outfit?While we do the right thing and stay inside, we talk about times we did the wrong thing with the clothes we were wearing. Join us for another special QuaranTeeny-sode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-04-0327 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-sode 4: Least Exciting Holiday?We're back with some more distraction from sitting in your house and staring at the wall! This week we debate which holiday is the least exciting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-03-3018 min
I'm Horrified!QuaranTeeny-Sode 3: Sexiest President?Here comes episode 3 of our special series of Quarantine Content. When you take Obama out of the running finding a sexy president is way harder than expected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-03-2621 min
I'm Horrified!QuarenTeeny-Sode 2: Worst Movie?Episode 2 of our mid-pandemic extravaganza! We never thought we'd have to put that in a blurb but here we are. This episode's question: what's the worst movie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-03-2335 min
I'm Horrified!QuarenTeeny-Sode 1: Scariest Monster?Before we reach our 100th episode we have to weather this pandemic together. We're here to bring you a chuckle or two before we go back to our scheduled programming. Sit tight and be well 2020-03-2024 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 99: Belle Gunness and George StreeterEpisode 99, feelin' fine! This week we're bringing you some vintage debauchery by discussing the life and times of two not so nice folks who lived in the 1800's. First up is Belle Gunness, an old school black widow with a penchant for murdering her husbands. Next is George Streeter, a bold man with an even bolder plan: to claim part of Chicago as his own sovereign nation. Funnily enough, he kind of got away with it! Hold fast to the deeds for your property and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...2020-03-1653 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 98: Charles II of Spain and BratzToday, Allie and Sam go on at length about two of their favorite topics. First up, Sam takes you on a nightmare ride through the Hapsburg family tree. Then, Allie is the girl with the passion for the girls with the passion for fashion. Marry a stranger, reapply your lip gloss, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-03-091h 08
I'm Horrified!Episode 94: Clearview AI and Chewing GumThis week, Sam and Allie cover two pressing topics that threaten our very freedom: Clearview AI and Chewing Gum. Get ready to regret your social media as you learn about all the horrible things facial recognition technology can do! Then, cower in terror of the true evil: Gum. Adjust your privacy settings, keep a wrapper nearby, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-02-1156 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 93: John Harvey Kellogg and A Trillion TreesDid you think things like Kellogg's Cereal and Trees were unproblematic? You have another thing coming! This week on I'm Horrified Allie takes us through the truly wild life of John Harvey Kellogg, and Sam tells us why planting a trillion trees won't mean the end of climate change. Unwrap a Krispy treat, call your local congressman, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-02-0350 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 92: Affair Of The Diamond Necklace and Tanning BedsThis episode may sound like a glamorous bachelorette party, what with its diamonds and glorious tans, but don't be fooled: its plenty HORRIFYING! This week Sam hits her old standard, historical sauciness, and discusses the Affair Of The Diamond Necklace. Also, we all kind of knew tanning was bad, but we get specific and maybe surprise you with new reasons. Sorry to ruin all your favorite things! But you probably expect that at this point! Throw out your bronzers and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-01-2757 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 91: Cocoanut Grove Fire and The Snyder CutJoin us for another week of terror on I'm Horrified! This time, Allie takes us through the infamous fire at Boston's Cocoanut Grove, which changed our knowledge of burn injuries forever. Then, Sam takes us through The Snyder Cut, which will potentially change the final cut of Justice League forever. Find your nearest exit, sign into Twitter, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-01-2052 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 90: Betsy DeVos and GoopWe're celebrating 90 episodes with a whole lot of awfulness! First, let Sam tell you about a truly awful woman who is doing her darndest to personally steal crayons and picture books away from preschoolers. Well, maybe she's not doing that, but she sure as fuck is awful at her job! Also, as we look forward to a Netflix show about Gwyneth Paltrows controversial lifestyle brand, lets get into the details about just how many lawsuits Goop has started. Start organizing your vagina crystals and stay horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...2020-01-131h 02
I'm Horrified!Episode 89: Cats (2019) Reaction (NYE Drunk Episode)A new dawn, a new day, a new year, but the same two lovable idiots you've come to tolerate! Join Sam and Allie in 2020 for the only reasonable conversation that should be happening in this global climate: Man, Cats (2019) was truly awful. Everything about it was awful and we don't even know where to start. Even the costumes were bad and there were only like 4 costumes. We made sure to have plenty of Mimosas at brunch (and then switch to just glugging champagne) so this counts as our drunk New Years Eve episode as well. Tag your spoilers, drink...2020-01-0647 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 85: The Death of Tim Piazza and EmbalmingWhy do frats still exist? Why do we embalm corpses? These are two questions Allie and Sam will try to answer this week, as they deep dive into Greek Life, quote Ask a Mortician, and ruminate on Sam's tiny hands. Every episode is a winding road, but as always Sam and Allie get a little bit closer, and hope you Stay Horrified! Content Warning: Hazing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-11-251h 11
I'm Horrified!Episode 83: Ruby Ridge and The HymenThis week, Allie and Sam educate the people about the foundations of the modern militia movement and what exactly a hymen actually is. If you want to learn about an incredibly dark occurrence in US History, or about why we prize a totally made-up concept, this episode is for you! Don't clench, but do Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-11-111h 11
I'm Horrified!Episode 81: Niche Insurance and Cats the MusicalThis week, Allie and Sam cover two topics that weirdly have a lot to do with Heaven's Gate. First, Allie covers the weird world of Niche Insurance, and we ask which body part you'd want to insure. Next, Sam explains the plot of Cats, just so we can all understand the movie when it comes out. Grab some popcorn, watch out for aliens, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-10-211h 01
I'm Horrified!Episode 79: The Exorcist and VapingTo kick off the spookiest time of the year, Allie takes us through the on and off set horror of the 1973 classic The Exorcist. Then, Sam talks about the real horror of youth trends with a look a vaping. Eat some pea soup, pass along the Juul, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-10-071h 02
I'm Horrified!Episode 77: Henry and Clara Rathbone and Bad TV FinalesThis week we're pulling no punches and talking about two events with the greatest impact to American morale in the nation's history: Lincoln's assassination and the GOT finale. Well, not really Lincoln's asassinaton- more like the two guests they had at "Our American Cousin" and how one of them went bonkers. Also, Sam discusses what Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, and Game of Thrones all have in common: a terrible, series-ruining ending. Cancel your HBO subscription and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-09-1659 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 76: D.B. Cooper and PenniesWhere is D.B. Cooper? Why do we keep pennies around when they are so useless? Allie and Sam don't know the answer to either of these questions, but they sure are ready to yell about them. Grab a parachute, fight against Big Zinc, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-09-091h 01
I'm Horrified!Episode 75: Kathy Griffin Scandal and VSCO GirlsThis week, Allie and Sam tackle a political scandal with serious repercussions, and also a teen trend that's sweeping the internet. Join them as they deep dive into the drama between Kathy Griffin and Donald Trump, and then feel very old as they define what exactly a VSCO girl is. Turn off the internet entirely, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-09-0256 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 73: The Opioid Epidemic and Gloria VanderbiltThis week, Allie and Sam tackle two topics that fall of the horrifying end of the spectrum. First, Allie deep dives into the causes and effects of America's Opioid Epidemic. Next, Sam talks about Gloria Vanderbilt, who went through a lot of horrifying stuff to live a pretty good life. Grab a comfort object, take a drink, and Stay Horrified. TW: This episode contains description of suicide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-08-1252 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 72: Henry VII's Wives and Live Action Disney RemakesThis episode, Allie and Sam stay firmly in their lanes. Listen as Sam finally delivers a definitive ranking of the deaths of Henry of VIII's wives. Prepare yourself for Allie's run down of mediocre Disney live action remakes past, present, and future. And as always, be ready to Stay Horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-08-051h 02
I'm Horrified!Episode 69: Mata Hari and Wallis SimpsonGet ready for the sexiest episode of this anxious podcast yet! This week, Allie and Sam learn about two historical hos: Mata Hari and Wallis Simpson. These two ladies have a lot in common (allegedly banging German spies), with some important differences. Prepare to be scared and horny, and as always Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-07-1552 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 67: Amelia Dyer and The Dramione ParadoxWhat's the only thing worse than murder? Baby Murder! What's the only thing worse than shipping? Problematic Shipping! Allie and Sam tackle both this week on an episode that will have you asking, "Why would they pair these things together?" Log on to FanFiction.net, be grateful you aren't living in the Victorian age, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-07-011h 01
I'm Horrified!Episode 62: Straws and Men in Love with Natalie PortmanToday Allie and Sam take on pollution and misogyny! Well, specifically straws and men in love with Natalie Portman but baby steps are important. Get ready for an epic journey that will travel from Ancient Mesopotamia to Harvard University. Pack your reusable utensils, say something nice about Jar Jar Binks, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-05-2758 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 61: Mice and Disney World ConspiraciesYou asked and we answered: this week, we're diving into mouse panic. First we talk about mice, but soon enough we turn our attention over to The Mouse, otherwise known as Walt Disney World. Did you know that mice can fit through a hole in your floor the size of a nickel? Did you know that Allie has started making imitation dole whips to stave off her newfound Disney insanity? Put your mickey ears on and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-05-201h 03
I'm Horrified!Episode 59: The War Of The Roses and New CokeThis week, Sam does what she does best and recounts decade upon decade of Tudor-era history as we cover the War of the Roses. Family pitted against family, friend turned foe, and many people dying of dysentery- what more could you want? Also, Allie talks about New Coke, the branding scheme turned dumpster fire of the 1980's. Consider Pepsi next time and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-04-2952 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 57: The Wedding Industry and the 1996 Mt. Everest DisasterThis week, Sam and Allie ask the important questions. Why do weddings have to cost so much? Why do people want to test the limits of their bodies? Will comparison culture be the downfall of our society? Would you rather drown to freeze? Allie and Sam won't answer any of these questions, but they sure will scream about them. Bundle up, find your perfect #WeddingHashtag and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-04-1556 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 54: Boeing 737 Max 8 and Woodstock '99Make sure you adjust your oxygen mask before assisting others this week, because Allie and Sam are breaking down the new Boeing 737s that crash all the time. Then, freak out about Woodstock '99, which was all the dirt of the original Woodstock but none of the peace and love. It's a double header of Very Bad Things, guaranteed to make you Stay Horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2019-03-2556 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 41: Cascadia Subduction Zone and Ashley MadisonThis week we run the gamut of horrifying all the way from society crumbling earthquakes to a canadian website that helps you cheat on your wife. Natural disaster, online adultery, oral tradition, canadian lawsuits... honestly, what DOESN'T this episode have? Also, Allie might have made an Ashley Madison account. You know, for research. Nothing personal against her longtime partner. Find shelter beneath a sturdy structure and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-12-1757 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 37: The Challenger Disaster and NipplegateWelcome to Episode 37 of I'm Horrified! This week, Allie and Sam are covering two topics that were media sensations in their day: The Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster and Nipplegate. You could say that both these situation were....... Nasty. Cover your piercings, listen to your local rocket scientists, and stay horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-11-1249 min
I'm Horrified!The "I'm Horrified!" Halloween SpecialIt's Halloween, Witches! We here at I'm horrified have brewed up a spooky spectacular with all of your favorite horrifying things: haunted creeks, fake alien murders, and a raving serial murderer who Sam and Allie made up in their heads freshman year of college. We even have spooky stories sent into us from listeners like you. Is the world already scary enough? Absolutely! But when has that stopped us before? Curl up with your favorite bag of candy and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-10-2951 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 33: Nightmare Bacteria and Reborn BabiesJoin Allie and Sam for an episode of I'm Horrified that will live in your mind as long as a reborn baby can live on your shelf. This week they're covering Nightmare Bacteria (and the inevitable downfall of man) and Reborn Babies (and how the inevitable downfall of man will probably live forever on Youtube). Strap in your car seat, wash your hands, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-10-0853 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 28: Satanic Panic and Pimple Popping VideosJoin Allie and Sam this week as they answer life's big questions: Why are we so fascinated by bad things? Why do we believe our local goths are actual Satan worshipers? Why do love to watch other people's pimples get popped? Grab your copy of the Satanic Bible, fill your Youtube account with black-head and white-head content, and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-09-0352 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 16: Mary Shelley and Toxic Shock SyndromeThis week on I'm Horrified, we're diving deep into two topics you first heard about in Middle School: Mary Shelley and Toxic Shock Syndrome. Allie and Sam will lead the way on a journey that asks, "Why were so many cool women into fuccboi Percy Shelley?" and "What exactly am I shoving inside me once a month?" Grab your best friend, make her promise not to fall in love with your husband, and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-06-1051 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 14: The Donner Party and North Korean CheerleadersOn this week's episode, we're thanking our lucky stars for two reasons: It's not 1846 and we don't live in North Korea. Stick with Sam and Allie as they break down history's most unfortunate gang of wild west pioneers along with the fascinating, frustrating world of the North Korean cheerleading team. Make sure you pack enough bear meat to survive the winter and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-05-2853 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 8: the NXIVM Cult and Spike TVWhat do the upstate New York based cult NXIVM and Spike TV have in common? A classic recipe for disaster: men in power. Sam's hometown cult is no match for a television network that includes such programs as "Truckin" and also "Trucks!". Cleanse yourself of toxic masculinity and stay horrified.Follow us on twitter @ imhorrifiedpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-04-0947 min
I'm Horrified!Episode 2: Genetic Modification and Bald Eagle MemesDoes the concept of genetic warfare terrify you? Have you had it up to HERE with your conservative, Facebook-wielding aunt? You're in for a treat either way, because this week Sam and Allie dive headfirst into genetic modification and bald eagle memes. The only thing scarier than hijacking evolution itself is the comments section of anything published on Fox News. Stay horrified.Follow us on twitter at @imhorrifiedpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-02-2536 min