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Couple of Critics Podcast330. Soviet Kitsch by Regina SpektorIs it folk or is it anti-folk? What even is "anti-folk"? Sam and Michelle get down to the real brass tacks during this hootenanny of a review of the album Soviet Kitsch by Regina Spektor.
This episode features a brazen teenager with a heavy metal heart and the voice of an angel.
2025-08-061h 34Couple of Critics Podcast327. Ain't That Good News by Sam CookeThe critics go back to the 60s to be swooned and crooned by Sam Cooke and his final album, Ain't That Good News. Between murder and music, a good time is bound to be had by the dope-eyed duo.
This episode features the Couple Of Critics Chain Game : Movie Edition.
2025-07-161h 25Couple of Critics Podcast325. Michelle's Modern Music PlaylistThroughout the span of this podcast, Sam's metal heart has been tested by things he wouldn't typically let near his ears. This week, Sam and Michelle are reviewing a mix of modern songs until Sam's head explodes.
This episode features Sarcasms.
2025-07-021h 31Couple of Critics Podcast324. Lucio Fulci's ZombieThis week Sam pummels Michelle with enthusiastic nerd talk about one of the most infamous Italian horror movies of all time. Listen to find out if she loved Zombie by Lucio Fulci or if she would rather stab her own eye out with a broken piece of wood.
2025-06-252h 16Couple of Critics Podcast295. Songs For The Deaf by Queens of the Stone AgeDo you like the rock music? Are you content hearing two dumb dumbs tell you their opinions about it? Sam and Michelle decided to review Songs For The Deaf by Queens of the Stone Age, so you're in luck. Listen now, or bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
This episode features a Night Crüe anthem.
2024-07-031h 41Couple of Critics Podcast291. The 1 to 10 PlaylistMichelle decided to make another compilation playlist, this time with numbers 1-10 in the song titles. Does Sam wish Michelle would stop making playlists and just choose full albums like an adult? Is Michelle projecting? Listen now!
This episode includes the new hit single, "34 4 45."
2024-06-051h 36Couple of Critics Podcast276. Heaven and Hell by Black SabbathThere comes a time when every Black Sabbath fan must at least dip a toe into the waters of the Dio years. That special time has finally come for Sam and Michelle. This episode the critics listen to and review Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath.
Featuring an episode of Rock n' Roll History!
2024-02-281h 47Couple of Critics Podcast266. The Sam Playlist!Michelle went and did something special & sweet for her podcast host and husband Sam this week. As if his ego isn't big enough already, this episode is a Michelle curated playlist dedicated to songs that include the name Sam!
This episode features a political ad paid for by the council to elect the extremely elderly Robert Charlesworth as president.
2023-09-201h 46Couple of Critics Podcast261. Bat Out Of Hell by Meatloaf w/ Dale & GusThis week is a crash course in Jim Steinman for Sam and Michelle. Dale is back and along with him he brought the album Bat Out Of Hell by Meatloaf and former podcast guest Gus. Only one of those things he brought is interesting to the critics but you'll have to listen to figure that one out.
This episode features a round of You Got One Second Bitch.
2023-08-161h 38Couple of Critics Podcast253. Come On Over by Shania TwainThat don't impress Sam much that Michelle made him review the genre-altering album, Come On Over. Don't try to run Sam, Shania Twain can be fun. Let's go, girls!
2023-06-211h 52Couple of Critics Podcast243. The Grand Pecking Order by Oysterhead w/ Zach BroeringClassic All-Star guest Zach Broering is back in the "studio" and he's brought along an album that both Michelle and Sam are quite familiar with. This week's topic is the album The Grand Pecking Order by the Les Claypool and Stewart Copeland involved super-group Oysterhead! Oh yeah... that Phish guy is in there too.
Wouldn't you know it!? This episode features a rousing round of Guess That Melody.
2023-04-121h 46Couple of Critics Podcast242. AaliyahThis week's discussion is the third and final album from Aaliyah! Was Sam as in as much misery listening to this album as Michelle was when she found out Aaliyah died? Better listen to find out.
This episode features a mini episode of The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.
2023-04-052h 00Couple of Critics Podcast240. Ten by Pearl JamThis week Sam threw a curveball of a music choice for Michelle and the first half of the episode just possibly might have some audio issues. Alright! It definitely has audio issues but I promise it gets better. The critics sit down to listen to and discuss Pearl Jam's debut album Ten.
2023-03-221h 26Couple of Critics Podcast232. The Sane Asylum by Blind IllusionThis episode is a dive into the unknown for both Michelle and Sam! This week the choice is Blind Illusion's debut album The Sane Asylum featuring a young Les Claypool and Larry LaLonde before the success of Primus.
Also featuring a brand new Quiz Show!
2023-01-251h 57Couple of Critics Podcast230. Here's Little RichardWop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-podcast! It's a new week and Michelle chose Little Richard's debut album Here's Little Richard as the topic of discussion. Is Sam a boogie woogie Queen?
This episode features a round of the brand new segment Who Said That Shit?
2023-01-111h 35Couple of Critics Podcast228. Sticky Fingers by The Rolling StonesBrown sugar, how come you taste so good? The critics review Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones, whether Sam likes it or not. What does Sam think about The Rolling Stones after having listened to an album? Michelle is about to find out.
This episode features another rootin' tootin' round of Guess That Melody.
2022-12-281h 35Couple of Critics Podcast226. Morrison Hotel by The DoorsWhat does your homestead have in common with this episode? NO, not a bathroom, you silly goose. This week, the critics review Morrison Hotel by The Doors. Michelle discusses her reluctance, and Sam talks about milking 3 bulls at once while simultaneously Stenographing a murder trial.
This episode features a rousing round of Guess That Melody
2022-12-141h 47Couple of Critics Podcast214. For The Whole World To See by DeathIt's time to listen to and discuss possibly the world's first true punk band! It gets emotional with Sam as he describes the story to Michelle of the recorded in 1975 - released in 2009 album ...For The Whole World To See by Death.
Featuring a review by Herschel J. Pinhead.
2022-09-211h 08Couple of Critics Podcast192. *NSYNC by *NSYNCWhen Michelle was 12 years old she watched a Disney concert that changed her life forever, so she decided to give Sam an album to review that would change his life forever. The critics are reviewing the self-titled debut album by *NSYNC, and Michelle is sliding off her chair.
2022-04-131h 56Couple of Critics Podcast184. One By One by Foo FightersIn her excitement for the release of the movie Studio 666, Michelle wanted to give Sam another Foo Fighters album, so this week the Critics review One By One. The Critics also get down to the new Snoop Dogg single, "Crip Ya Enthusiasm."
This episode is brought to you by Couple of Critics Classics.
2022-02-231h 52Couple of Critics Podcast182. Songs Titled "Evil" - Same Name Playlist Palooza #2Since Michelle had such a fun time on the first Same Name Playlist Palooza episode, she decided to make another playlist for her and Sam to review. This week, the critics review "Evil" songs and Sam's horns are showing.
This episode includes a round of the international hit, Guess That Melody!
2022-02-091h 40Couple of Critics Podcast179. Brutalism by IDLESTime to dive into something brand new not only for Michelle, but for Sam also! This week the Critics are talking about IDLES debut major release "Brutalism".
This episode features a rousing round of Guess That Melody!
2022-01-191h 25Couple of Critics Podcast174. Big Ones by AerosmithLike a scarf tied to a mic stand, Michelle tied her arms around Sam's waist at the big school dance to review the compilation album Big Ones by Aerosmith. The Critics play a fun new game, Sam yells, and Michelle spills her water.
2021-12-152h 15Couple of Critics Podcast172. GhostSam said he never wanted to watch the movie Ghost, so Michelle decided it would be a great movie to force him to watch and review for the podcast. It's the second Whoopi movie review, and it's time to decide which friend you would have murdered for millions of dollars. You didn't think this was ALL about romance, did you?
2021-12-012h 46Couple of Critics Podcast168. Same Name Playlist Palooza- Songs Titled "Breakdown"Michelle decided to do something a little different this week by stepping outside of the normal album format and compiling a list of songs that share the same name to review and discuss with Sam. The Critics are kicking this off with the title "Breakdown"! You're sure to recognize a few and hopefully find a new jam, so what are you waiting for?
This episode features Michelle singing an Elvin Bishop classic.
2021-11-031h 40Couple of Critics Podcast164. Speak Now by Taylor Swift w/ Travis HarpsterThe Critics welcome back Travis Harpster even though he brought an album that neither Michelle or Sam wanted to ever hear! That's right, Travis had the Critics listen to Speak Now by Taylor Swift and the gloves are coming off! Will they become Swifties or will the Swifties come for them?
This episode features Guess That Melody w/ Travis!
2021-10-062h 15Couple of Critics Podcast155. Third Eye Blind by Third Eye BlindLooky here, another 90s album for the Critics to review, and this week it's the self-titled debut album by Third Eye Blind. Sam still doesn't know any lyrics, and Michelle talks a lot.
This episode features The Passion Of The Christ and an Abe/OutRegis jam.
2021-08-042h 05Couple of Critics Podcast147. Emotional SongsGrab you headphones and some tissues, because this week the Couple of Critics family is talking about songs that make them feel. Bob, Beth, and Mel join Sam and Michelle to talk about songs that spark different emotions in them.
2021-06-091h 58Couple of Critics Podcast139. Temple of the DogLook out because it's another week soaking in the powerful high shrieks of Chris Cornell. Sam chose Temple of the Dog by Temple of the Dog to discuss with Michelle. Will there be tasteless suicide jokes? Listen and find out!
2021-04-141h 22Couple of Critics Podcast138. The Exciting Wilson Pickett by Wilson PickettThis week we get smooth and soulful with Wilson Pickett! That's right, Michelle chose The Exciting Wilson Pickett to discuss with Sam. Listen and find out about the also exciting unknown rap career of Wicked Pickett, but beware of the knife.
2021-04-071h 14Couple of Critics Podcast131. Machine Head by Deep PurpleIt's a Sam week and holy moly Michelle isn't miserable! This week the critics listen to and review Deep Purple's sixth album Machine Head.
This episode features a special reunion performance from TuffNuckle.
2021-02-171h 49Couple of Critics PodcastFormer Child Actor by Corey FeldmanMichelle not only went out on a limb, but she decided to cut down the tree her and Sam are in by reviewing Former Child Actor by Corey Feldman. Childhood fame can't save this toilet fire of an album. Enjoy!
2021-01-281h 52Couple of Critics Podcast119. Brain Circus by CornbugsThe Critics are seated and ready to review Brain Circus, the avant-garde album by the band Cornbugs. Michelle and Sam gush over Bill Moseley while they contemplate the future of all existence.
2020-11-111h 43Couple of Critics Podcast102. Greatest Hits by The JuddsMichelle is bringing her first country album to the table with Greatest Hits by The Judds. Sam is thrilled and ready to Judds jam with the rest of the bar patrons as they dance the night away on the whiskey stained floor.
This episode is brought to you by Running In Front Of A Train.
2020-08-261h 40Couple of Critics Podcast98. Vol. 4 by Black SabbathSam has made Michelle's wish come true, because he finally brought Black Sabbath to the table with Vol. 4. Things get doomy and groovy with talks of drugs, Skyline Chili, and the types of fruits Sam desires.
This episode is brought to you by Mike Rowe Dosing and features a song from Abraham Goddamn Lincoln.
2020-07-291h 42Couple of Critics Podcast94. Rigor Mortis by Rigor MortisThis Critics sat down to review Rigor Mortis' self-titled album and talked about Ernest, Empathy and Sam's balls. Is this the one to finally sway Michelle into metal? Probably not, but give it a listen anyway.
2020-07-011h 45Couple of Critics Podcast85 . The Presidents of the United States of AmericaIn this episode Michelle beat Sam to the punch and chose The Presidents of the United States of America. Listen as they discuss the self titled album and dive into a Christianity based parody of "Peaches".
This episode features Sam's ode to Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd.
2020-04-291h 34
Couple of Critics Podcast80. NOLA by DOWNSam brings NOLA by DOWN this week to review and discuss with Michelle. Sam is a Phil Anselmo "Lifer" and even though "Jail" has shaken things up recently, Sam still says "Bury Me In Smoke".
This episode features "Coronavirus Country" and includes a special announcement from Abraham Lincoln.
2020-03-252h 03Couple of Critics Podcast79. The Best of The MonkeesBeth is back and she is bringing The Best of The Monkees with her to review with The Critics. Beth and Michelle reminisce about their childhoods from different perspectives while Sam can't get over Mike Nesmith's hat.
This episode is brought to you by a game of Guess Who?
2020-03-192h 21Couple of Critics Podcast77. The Way of All Flesh by Gojira W/ Kent GoldsmithIn this episode we bring in guest Kent Goldsmith for his third appearance! His choice was Gojira's The Way of All Flesh and Michelle couldn't have been more excited. Will it be Kent and Sam vs. Michelle or will a heavy metal band finally break down her walls?
This episode features a therapy session with Tony Bonetti.
2020-03-042h 20Couple of Critics Podcast75. Donovan's Greatest HitsIn this episode, Sam and Michelle get real groovy, man. Listen to the psychedelic banter about Donovan's Greatest Hits and get lost in your mind, dude. Looking through crystal spectacles, you can see the critics have their fun.
This episode is brought to you by Gloria's Gas Gulper.
2020-02-191h 59Couple of Critics Podcast74. Horror Show by Iced EarthSam has submitted an album that might possibly break Michelle down. In this episode they listen to and review Horror Show by Iced Earth and the nerd metal is at it's peak! Could this be worse than Symphony X for Michelle? Or could it be her new favorite artist?
This episode features An Open Letter About Kid Rock by Judd Mackey.
2020-02-121h 54Couple of Critics Podcast73. Justin Timberlake and The Tennessee KidsMichelle finally felt Sam was ready to sit down to watch and review the Netflix concert special Justin Timberlake and The Tennessee Kids. Did Justin rock Sam's body? Does Michelle regret exposing this part of herself to Sam?
2020-02-052h 09
Couple of Critics Podcast72. Moving Pictures by RushThe Critics are jumping on the Peart-wagon to review Moving Pictures by Rush! From air drumming to "Tom Sawyer' to Getty Lee's vocals requiring Sam to check Michelle's "Vital Signs", this episode has a little bit of everything in it for everyone.
This episode is brought to you by Michelle's Dirty Love compilation CD and features an update from Abraham Lincoln.
2020-01-291h 40
Couple of Critics Podcast71. Rize Of The Fenix by Tenacious DMichelle gave Sam the D, and from the ashes they will ascend like a triumphant bird to conquer the podcasting plains! This week, the critics review Rize Of The Fenix by Tenacious D. Does the fun burst through the walls of this episode like the Koolaid Man, or do the Critics just talk about G.E.R.D. again?
This episode is brought to you by Double Down with Drakulio and features a New York Jazz Open Mic night.
2020-01-221h 39
Couple of Critics Podcast70. Destroy The Oppostion - Dying FetusIn this episode, Sam pushes Michelle into the deep end of death metal with Dying Fetus! Let the blast beats, grunting and headbanging begin with a genre that is way out of Michelle's interests. Can Sam convert her to a full fledged metalhead? The short answer is no, but listen anyway.
2020-01-151h 49
Couple of Critics Podcast69. Now That's What I Call Music Volume 2Slide back in your seat, flip on your radio dial, and reminisce of the popular music of 1999 with Sam and Michelle as they review Now That's What I Call Music Volume 2! It's time to prepare for the Millennium and apply your sunscreen, because it's about to get real 90's up in here.
2020-01-082h 41
Couple of Critics Podcast68. The Evil DeadHello, you beautiful sacks of fresh meat! We are starting the new year off by reviewing The Evil Dead! JOIN US for a review of the 1981 horror classic. Will Michelle be possessed by the charm of Bruce Campbell? Will Sam read from the Book of the Dead? Listen to find out if Bruce Campbell's chin locks them both in a cellar.
This episode is brought to you by nobody.
2020-01-022h 08
Couple of Critics Podcast67. Mr. Hankey's Christmas ClassicsIt's Christmas time and the CriDicks are listening to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics! This South Park album has held a special place in their hearts for a long time and now it's time to talk about it. So, sit back, put on the podcast and enjoy your holidays with Michelle and Sam.
2019-12-252h 03
Couple of Critics Podcast65. Sister Act 2: Back in the HabitJoyful, Joyful Critics, we adore Whoopi! Sam and Michelle watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, and they have some holes to poke in this 1993 Whoopi Goldberg musical comedy. Will Sam's first Whoopi movie hold up to what Michelle considers to be a Terminator 2 style classic against the original? Will Whoopi reach these kids?
This episode is brought to you by Sherry Rocketlaunch and features a anger assessment of Herschel J. Pinhead.
2019-12-112h 30
Couple of Critics Podcast64. Reviewing L.D. 50 by MudvayneIt's another Sam week and he brought what he considers a classic. The CriDicks spent all week listening to Mudvayne's first major studio album L.D. 50. Will Michelle learn to love a screamer? Will Sam ever choose an album Michelle enjoys? Will Sam still eat shrimp after talking about poop chutes?
This episode is brought to you by Silent Pain and The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.
2019-12-042h 22
Couple of Critics Podcast61. Reviewing the Stand by Me SoundtrackIt's the week Sam goes to the slammer and Michelle gets to choose his farewell album! For his pleasure, she chose the soundtrack for the movie Stand By Me. This is a first in Couple of Critics history! Will it go over like searching for a dead body? We can only hope.
2019-11-131h 45
Couple of Critics Podcast54. Reviewing Dead Man's Party by Oingo BoingoSam went ahead and took the podcast back to the 80's! This week Michelle and Sam take a deep dive in to Dead Mans Party by Oingo Boingo and the neon colors can't be stopped. Will this episode make Michelle a fan of 80's new wave or embarrass Sam beyond comprehension? Hey, maybe a little of both?
This episode features a preview of the upcoming Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.
2019-09-251h 27
Couple of Critics Podcast53. Reviewing The Problem? The Solution. The Solution=Let It Be by Crispin GloverMichelle decided to mix things up this week and bring an album to the table that neither she nor Sam had heard before. Things are about to get extra weird when The Critics review The Problem? The Solution. Solution=Let It Be by Crispin Glover. This album is packed with more clowns, rats, and selected readings than anyone is ready for.
This episode features the hit game show "Metal Lyrics Master" and has a special announcement from Abraham Lincoln.
2019-09-181h 40
Couple of Critics Podcast50TH EPISODE SHIT SHOWIn this very special episode, Sam and Michelle celebrate 50 episodes with what they call "The Shit Show!". They each have chosen 5 songs that they consider some of the worst to make up this 10 song list of shit. Will Michelle love or hate Sam's picks? Will Sam just continue to hate everything?Listen to find out. ENJOY THE SHIT SHOW!
This episode celebrates Midwest F.U.P.A.s and features a job interview with Jerry Rokkitlaunch.
2019-08-281h 49
Couple of Critics Podcast49. Reviewing Sublime's Self Titled Album w/ Jimmy RowlandIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sublime's self titled album with special guest Jimmy Rowland! Will Michelle submit her soul to the ska? Will Sam get off his high horse and start liking bands he used to again? Will Jimmy make them both 100 percent- bonafide Sublime-onians? Give it a listen, ya pretty thing and find out.
This episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics!
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2019-08-222h 00
Couple of Critics Podcast48. Reviewing Still Alive and Well by Johnny WinterIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Johnny Winter's "Still Alive and Well". Will Michelle start doing mescaline? Will Sam start wearing cheap perfume? It's the lonely smell that fills the room, you know?
This episode features an episode of "Getting Deep with Dan Bensley" and is brought to you by The Bob Marley Restaurant.
2019-08-141h 41
Couple of Critics Podcast46. Reviewing Led Zeppelin IIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Led Zeppelin's first album! Will they discuss tight pants and under-aged girls? Well, of course! It's a podcast about Zeppelin.
This episode features a friendship rekindled.
2019-07-311h 54
Couple of Critics Podcast45. Reviewing White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean by NOFXIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss NOFX's "White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean". Will Michelle ever enjoy a vocalist that Sam brings to the table?!? This could be the one! Will Sam ever figure out how to speak well? Will Michelle buy a studded vest and throw down in the pit!? Listen and find out.
This episode is brought to you by Cathy and features a local superhero.
2019-07-241h 54
Couple of Critics Podcast44. Reviewing The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called QuestIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss A Tribe Called Quest's "The Low End Theory". Will Michelle add another hip hop album to Sam's very short list. Will Sam also be a diabetic someday? Absolutely is that answer. Let's not mess around.
This episode is brought to you by Pancake Puffs, Harry's Hotdogs and features a glimpse into Hell.
2019-07-171h 57
Couple of Critics Podcast43. Reviewing Aqualung by Jethro TullIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Jethro Tull's "Aqualung". Will Michelle be swooned by the golden throat of Ian Anderson? Or will she be entranced by the flute playing of Ian Anderson? Or will she fall in love with the melodies on the guitar of Ian Anderson? Ian Anderson.
This episode is brought to you by Muff Chiller and features a live poetry reading.
2019-07-101h 38
Couple of Critics Podcast42. Reviewing FreewayIn this episode, Sam and Michelle discuss the film "Freeway". All topics are on the table for this one. Meth smoking? You bet. Prostitution? Oh yeah. Murder? Absolutely. Fanning a cat's butthole? Strangely enough, that is a yes too.
This episode is brought to you by 1-800-CABOOSE and features an insight to a historical assassination.
2019-07-031h 55
Couple of Critics Podcast41. Reviewing Sleep's Holy MountainIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sleep's Holy Mountain! Will Michelle be beckoned by the doom? Will Sam finally discern the difference between songs? Will they figure out Shakespearean insults? Listen and forget to find out!
This episode is brought you by Funeral Fast Pass and Bobcat Goldthwait's Gold Weighted Bobcat Excavators.
2019-06-261h 37
Couple of Critics Podcast40. Reviewing Best of The Gap Band by The Gap BandIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss The Gap Band's Greatest Hits. Come to an all out dance party and feel the groove upside yo' head! Has Michelle dropped the bomb? Will Sam enjoy the funk? Of course. We aren't going to be coy with this one. Just step out on the one and dance with us!
This episode features a moment in professional wrestling history and is brought to by Bashro.
2019-06-192h 11
Couple of Critics Podcast39. Reviewing Clive Barker's HellraiserIn this episode, Sam and Michelle review and discuss Clive Barker's Hellraiser. Finally Sam submits his Cenobite obsession for Michelle to watch! Will she enjoy it all? Will Sam cream his pants talking about Pinhead? Open the box and find out.
This episode features a cover of Rob Base's "Joy and Pain" by Michelle featuring Herschel J. Pinhead.
2019-06-121h 52
Couple of Critics Podcast38. Reviewing Odelay by BeckIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Beck's "Odelay". Will Michelle convert Sam with the sounds of country funk? Were Sam's balls permanently effected from childhood? Will Michelle be the same after hearing about Sam's balls? Listen and find out!
This episode is brought to you by Abraham Lincoln's Crack Emporium.
2019-06-052h 17
Couple of Critics Podcast37. Reviewing Domination by Morbid AngelIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Morbid Angel's "Domination". This is the first real step into the world of death metal for Michelle. Will she recoil or will she bang her head? Will Sam be able to explain what a blast beat is? Listen and find out!
This episode features a Couple of Critics Cover of "Day of Suffering" by Morbid Angel.
2019-05-291h 44
Couple of Critics Podcast36. Reviewing Mariah Carey MTV UnpluggedIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review Mariah Carey's MTV Unplugged album. Will Sam make it through the album at all? Will Michelle hit the "high E" with Mariah? Will their marriage make it through this album? Listen and determine for yourself.
This episode is brought to you by Feeder Honeys and we go to a concert!
2019-05-221h 41
Couple of Critics Podcast35. We Review Ace of Spades by MotorheadIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" album. Will Michelle find her self wanting to lick Lemmy's mole?Will Sam finally find the album to sway Michelle to the darkside? Will the you listen to this episode? You tell me.
This episode is brought to you by Stool®
2019-05-151h 50
Couple of Critics Podcast34. Reviewing Lifelong Vacation by The Sloppy BoysIn this episode, Sam and Michelle review The Sloppy Boys' "Lifelong Vacation". Will they find a flaw?! Will they ever give the secret of "Sugar Water" away? That's for you to find out.
This episode features High School Poetry Readings and a man opens a box.
2019-05-081h 33
Couple of Critics Podcast33. Reviewing Kill Em All by MetallicaIn this episode, Sam and Michelle review Metallica's album "Kill Em All". Will Michelle's long known distaste for Metallica be swayed with this album? Will they figure out the man in the sewer system? Will their predictions about the new Michael Jackson, Donald Trump, be fulfilled in the next twenty years? I don't know.
This episode is brought to you by The American Diabetes Association and features a memorial from Abraham Lincoln.
2019-05-011h 57
Couple of Critics Podcast32. Reviewing Middle of Nowhere by HansonIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review Hanson's "Middle of Nowhere" album. Will Michelle mmmbop Hanson into Sam's heart? Will they wear out that Weird Al Gong? Probably.
This episode is brought to you by Carnivore Cuddlers, as well as Chandeliers.
2019-04-242h 01
Couple of Critics Podcast31. Reviewing The Divine Wings of Tragedy by Symphony XIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Symphony X's "The Divine Wings of Tragedy". Will Michelle make it to the end? Is there a 21 minute long song? Take a guess. Also hear tales of eating old dead frogs and how Sam would mount Michelle's corpse to a wall.
This episode is brought to you by P.J. Jam's Razor Company LLC Inc .com.biz
2019-04-171h 52
Couple of Critics Podcast30. Reviewing Jagged Little Pill by Alanis MorissetteIn this episode Sam and Michelle review Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill. They also talk about spank banks, illegal body disposal, and the love between Alex Jones and Nancy Grace. You know! Fun stuff.
This Episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics LLC and features "The Depression Obsession Good Time Show".
2019-04-102h 27
Couple of Critics Podcast29. Reviewing Bedtime for Democracy by Dead KennedysIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Dead Kennedys' "Bedtime for Democracy". Listen to stories about a tampon eating dog, trickle down economics, and jail time! Will Michelle end up enjoying any of the album? WIll Sam make it through one episode ever without yawning? Listen and you know all the answers!
This episode is brought to you by 1-800-GET-FEET and Colorectal Cancer Exams
2019-04-032h 06
Couple of Critics Podcast28. Reviewing "Ziggy Stardust..."by David BowieIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars. So what if they go on tangents about bowling, eating ass and sing "Old Man River"? It sounds fun to me. Go ahead and give it a listen.
This episode features a secretly taped AA meeting involving Outregis Philbin.
2019-03-272h 08
Couple of Critics Podcast27. Reviewing First Daze Here by PentagramIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to, review and discuss Pentagram's "First Daze Here"! Want to also hear about dead racist Grandpas, expressed anal glands and guys with three names? Then this is the episode for you! Don't want to hear about that? Then, uh...... listen to it anyway?
This episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics LLC.
2019-03-201h 47
Couple of Critics Podcast26. Reviewing Greatest Hits 93-03 by 311In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss 311's "Greatest Hits 93-03". Will there be new ground broken? Will Sam ever remember to not mention a certain person's name? Will Michelle take over as the new rapper in 311?!? None of these answers will be in this episode, but still listen to it, ya goon.
This Episode is brought to you by R. Kelly's Sex Cult Recruitment.
2019-03-132h 15
Couple of Critics Podcast25. Reviewing Freedom of Choice by DevoIn this episode Sam and Michelle and listen to and review Devo's "Freedom of Choice". Listen as Michelle complains about Jim Morrison, Sam listens to a Dolly Parton song and they talk about chocolate milk time in school. Oh, there is some talk about Devo too.
This episode is brought to you by Wife Duties Egg Beater and features "Herschel J. Pinhead's Love Poems of Love"!
2019-03-061h 46
Couple of Critics Podcast24. Reviewing Off The Wall by Michael JacksonIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Michael Jackson's "Off The Wall" album. We also learn about Sam's criminal past, hear about Michelle's knack for rubbing people the wrong way, and reminisce about sexual education school field trips.
This Episode is brought to you by Instant Gratification and The Evening News.
2019-02-272h 11
Couple of Critics Podcast23. Reviewing Apostrophe(') by Frank ZappaIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Frank Zappa's Apostrophe('). How many buckets will it take to contain the amount of gushing over Frank Zappa? How many facts will Sam get wrong? Probably not as many as the amount of sniffles. Oh, boy.
This episode is brought to you by Water and Me a.k.a Sam
2019-02-201h 23
Couple of Critics Podcast22. Reviewing Stand By Sly and the Family StoneIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sly and the Family Stone's fourth album Stand. Will Sam and Michelle do cocaine and pcp on air? Will there be a song that doesn't shake your booty? I'm going to go ahead and answer both questions. NO!! Come jam along with The Cridicks in the funky fresh epidode.
This episode is brought to you by Ludicrates.
2019-02-131h 42
Couple of Critics Podcast21. Reviewing Dawn of the Dead (1979)In this episode, we review George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Will the racism, black face, and use of the word "brother" be enough to make Michelle recoil in terror? Or will the charm of Ken Foree seduce her into enjoying the film? We all know Sam already has a boner for Ken, so listen to find out the answers about Michelle.
This episode is brought to you by Lou Rawls Bocce Balls and features "The Abraham Lincoln One Minute Storytime Spectacular"!
2019-02-061h 43
Couple of Critics Podcast19. Reviewing The Great Southern Trendkill by PanteraIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and review The Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera! Will Michelle ever switch over and enjoy the sounds of heavy metal? Who knows? Not us! Well, yeah we do. You should listen to the episode still, though.
This episode features audio from "Out-Regis Philbin's Karaoke Night"
2019-01-231h 52
Couple of Critics Podcast18. Reviewing The Colour and The Shape by The Foo FightersIn this episode Sam and Michelle review and discuss "The Colour and The Shape" by The Foo Fighters! Sam just might enjoy something this week and Michelle goes gangster for a moment. Thisepisode is truly the golden ticket of..... not chocolate factories.
This episode is sponsored by Intense Stare-Downs. Also featuring a special episode of "Sam Elliot's Quick Question Quizdown"!
2019-01-161h 44
Couple of Critics Podcast17. Reviewing Marshall Mathers LP by EminemIn this episode, Sam and Michelle sit down with a guest, Kirk Gibbons, to listen to and discuss Eminem's "Marshall Mathers LP". Will Sam let a lifelong distaste for him crumble? Will Michelle rap for us all? Will Kirk talk into the microphone at an appropriate volume? Listen to the episode to find out and come feel it in the air tonight.
This episode is brought to you by Heinch and Coodee Boxcutter.
2019-01-091h 57
Couple of Critics Podcast16. Reviewing Love It To Death by Alice CooperIn this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review "Love It To Death" by Alice Cooper. Will Michelle ever like a singer Sam brings to the table? Will Sam ever not be a dickhead? Who know? Soon you will by pressing play.
This episode is brought to you by "Tawny's Tongue Tied Twister Training" and AbeCo's "Feel Like Shit".
2019-01-021h 56
Couple of Critics Podcast15. Reviewing When The Pawn.. by Fiona AppleIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Fiona Apple's "When the Pawn..."!! Will Michelle break the icy wall that is Sam's emotions? Will Sam ever be able to handle a female singing voice? Will they both be murdered by a studio spider!?
Also Featuring a Bonus Couple Of Critics original song, "The Pizza Boy Blues"
2018-12-261h 35
Couple of Critics Podcast13. Reviewing Painkiller by Judas PriestIn this episode Sam and Michelle sit down to discuss and review Judas Priest's "Painkiller" album. Will Sam decide to start wearing leather and metal studs? Will Michelle make it to the end? Will you listen to this episode? I say let the answer be yes!
This episode is brought to you by Snapp-On Tamp-On's and Now That What I Call Shit Vol. 3.
2018-12-191h 37
Couple of Critics Podcast12. Reviewing The Black Album by Jay-ZIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "The Black Album" by Jay-Z. Will the crusty "I don't like mainstream" shell Sam wears finally crumble? Will Michelle brush her shoulder off when it does? There is one way to find out. That is you hitting play on this episode. If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is whack.
This episode is brought to you by Pulling Out and The Law Offices of Herschel J. Pinhead.
2018-12-122h 01
Couple of Critics Podcast11. Reviewing Operation Ivy by Operation IvyIn this episode Sam and Michelle discuss and review Operation Ivy's self titled album. Will this finally be a male voice from a Sam pick that Michelle can tolerate? Will Sam learn to stop sniffling into the microphone? I don't know. You listen and tell me. I'm tired of doing all the work. This episode is brought to you by Stuffing Butter, Old Joseph Guitar Lessons, and Trees.
2018-12-052h 05
Couple of Critics Podcast10. Reviewing Tragic Kingdom by No DoubtIn this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "Tragic Kingdom" by No Doubt! Will Michelle make Sam rediscover an album from the past? Or will their memories serve hazy as usual? This episode is brought to you by "Dad's Nutsack" and "The Concept of Nothingness".
2018-11-282h 00
Couple of Critics Podcast9. Reviewing This Toilet Earth by GWARSam and Michelle discuss and review "This Toilet Earth" by GWAR! Will Sam realize his tastes reside in distaste? Will Michelle understand a single word coming out of Oderus' mouth? No. No, she won't. Sorry for the spoiler.....
This episode is brought to you by Uncle Chester's Left Behind Toilet Seat Pubic Hair Remover. Also, featuring a preview of next week's episode of "Our Boys in Blue".
2018-11-211h 55
Couple of Critics Podcast8. Reviewing Zuma by Neil Young w/ Brother BobThis week Sam and Michelle invite a guest into the fold again! This time, it's Sam's brother, Bob! Will you be able to tell which dumb sounding, graggly voice is who's? Will Michelle crush Bob's Neil Young loving spirit? Listen to find out.
This week's episode is sponsored by Tits, Out-Regis Philbin, and Silica Gel Packets.
2018-11-141h 57
Couple of Critics Podcast7. Reviewing God Bless Tiny Tim by Tiny TimIn this episode Sam and Michelle review God Bless Tiny Tim by Tiny Tim! Is it strange? Absolutely. Is it fun? Debatable. Is it filled with high pitched, barely audible vibrato? 100%. Come tip toe through the tulips with us and be entranced by TINY TIM!
2018-11-071h 39
Couple of Critics Podcast5. Reviewing Wes Craven's The People Under The StairsAAAAH! We are celebrating Halloween week by dropping two Halloween episodes on all you unsuspecting victims. In our first installment, we are taking a deep dive into Wes Craven's The People Under The Stairs! Hear Sam laugh too loudly into the microphone like the professional he is. Also listen for our special guest, A.K.A. over a bottle of wine in Michelle's belly. Happy Halloween!
2018-10-291h 45
Couple of Critics Podcast4. Reviewing Opiate by ToolThis week Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss "Opiate" by Tool. Will Michelle tolerate Maynard? Will Sam ever know all the words to any song? Will this episode get pulled by the Tool Butthole Police? This episode is sponsored by Sir Cumcision's Frankfurters and Wieners, Strickle's Pickles, and Ribs! In a Can!
2018-10-241h 15
Couple of Critics Podcast3. Reviewing Purple by Stone Temple PilotsIn episode 3, Sam and Michelle take a dive into Stone Temple Pilot's second album, "Purple"! Will Michelle make Sam a fan of STP? Or will he remain a salty, aging asshole!?
2018-10-171h 27
Couple of Critics Podcast2. Reviewing Collection 2 by The MisfitsIn the second episode, Sam submits to his wife, Michelle, Collection 2 by The Misfits to discuss, review, and potentially change an opinion!?
2018-10-101h 31
Couple of Critics Podcast1. Reviewing Crazy, Sexy, Cool by TLCSam and Michelle Eisert have similar, yet radically different tastes. In this first episode, Michelle submits Crazy, Sexy, Cool by TLC to her husband, Sam, to discuss and review.
2018-10-041h 28