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Stories and CocktailsCelebrity Autographs on the BreastOur dynamic drinking duo survive Las Vegas, hallucinogens, Criss Angel, Chelsea Handler and Meow Wolf Omega Mart just to fly back to California to hangout backstage with bad boy hip hop artist Mickey Avalon in Morro Bay. And if that isn't enough debauchery they then go to a Morrissey concert in Fresno and get kicked out of the afterparty only to land at a local dive bar, known as The Brig, to have the oldest living bartender yell at them. They lose two complete days to hangovers just to have to pay their bills and find out their rock...2025-05-0745 minStories and CocktailsCarbs or Cocaine?Rob and Sara travel into the future and meet their older drunk selves. Rob gets offered cocaine, constantly. The two join an adult school improv class with obvious results. Sara defends the profession of teaching, even when teachers do bad things. Rob calls everyone he meets “Dipshit.”2025-04-2346 minStories and CocktailsThe Carpet Doesn’t Match the DrapesThe dynamic drinking duo enjoy a Harvest Host stay at Jessie’s Grove Vineyards, sampling fine wine and discuss the upcoming BottleRock show in Napa, Sara crashing her bicycle, paranormal goblins, the girls from The Facts of Life TV show, and that one time Sara got pants in Junior High.2025-04-0953 minStories and CocktailsBitter BrewAddy Krider guest stars as she begins a Northern California comedy tour. The dynamic drinking duo go to a pub crawl and endure some injustices. The battle of the sexes is definitely on in this episode and we even get to witness a domestic dispute. Beer is consumed and Sara calls men morons for 40 minutes.2025-03-2643 minStories and CocktailsDog Days Are Here AgainSomebody found a stray dog and now it is affecting Rob’s bank account. Of course, a stiff drink for breakfast, poured by Sara, can help him forget that. The Dynamic Drinking Duo bitch about little brothers, chat about their affinity for the 80s, debate if to teach or not to teach, race car budgets, local arts and what bastard borrowed Rob’s ladder.2025-03-1257 minStories and CocktailsGoing Rogue with TowniesThe dynamic drinking duo discuss double standards. Sara has to keep Rum Rob and his grade school friend from getting arrested. Rob is somehow still holding a grudge about his bicycle being stolen. And the podcast has a guest, Airplane Jane, who is staring in an upcoming Rogue Show with Sara and Renee.2025-02-2645 minStories and CocktailsWine Smuggling and Drug TastingThe drinking duo survive a wine tour through farm country, aggressive homeless stalkers in Key West, laser hair removal of the crotch, smuggling Mexican pharmaceuticals, Valentine’s Day fails, and the insurmountable responsibility of being a Yelp Elite contributor. And Rob drinks rum through all of it while Sara laments his crude humor.2025-02-1255 minStories and CocktailsBoobs, Beads and Booze at the BeachCrash My Playa 2025 Cancún, Mexico, where Sara shows off her girls for some cheap plastic beads.Guests Paige and Jamie tag along to party and join the show. Rob drinks his weight in “all inclusive” tequila. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, except for maybe breakfast, Sara had bacon.2025-01-2957 minStories and CocktailsJamaica Party Crashers, Hide the RumWelcome to Season 2 of the Stories and Cocktails podcast! Rum Rob really earns his name in Jamaica as he and Sara show up uninvited to a friend’s Caribbean vacation.2025-01-1548 minStories and CocktailsA Family That Drinks TogetherThis episode features a special guest, Schuyler Kirby, who joins the show to teach the old drunk married folks, Rum Rob and Sauced Sara, what life is like on the dating apps. It's New Years Eve 2024-2025 and the final episode of the first season of the Stories and Cocktails podcast where debauchery beats class on every second of the show. Cheers!
2025-01-0153 minStories and CocktailsA Great Flight Always Has BoozeOur drinking duo find themselves at the Disney World Resort where they drink hot chocolate with booze in it and do their best to avoid children. Rum Rob realizes he likes casseroles and Sara drinks Bud Light while losing in miniature golf. There is some confusion as to which hotel they are staying in. Nobody is sure who to blame, Mickey Mouse or the drinks. 2024-12-1842 minStories and CocktailsMarked Safe From Body ShotsRob makes a big mistake and lets a friend of Sara's from back in high school take a tequila body shot off of him during a house party. He also does other stupid things. But Sara, not one to be outdone, attempts to burn down her own neighborhood during a different house party. What could go wrong with some booze and a house full of friends?2024-12-0440 minStories and CocktailsGrounds for DivorceSara is an unhappy co-host as she has to endure an entire podcast about racing (luckily the whisky was good). California State Champion Aaron Douglas is a guest and Rob and Aaron discuss the winners of the 2024 California Autocross Championship. The "Grounds for Divorce" is because Rob does go to the bathroom in his pants, but it is for a good cause, of course.2024-11-2745 minStories and CocktailsSobriety is for SuckersA couple walks into a bar... and don't drink during this episode of Stories and Cocktails! This episode has two parts, a sober section and a blackout drunk section. The listener gets to decide which section is better. Comedian (and Disney Princess) Addy Krider joins the show and patiently listens while the hosts discuss pubic hair removal, stealing a grandbaby and some suspiciously missing Halloween candy. In the end, we on the show believe cocktails are better than mock-tails.
2024-11-2047 minStories and CocktailsBlack Fly In Your Napa ChardonnayRob and Sara stumble through the picturesque Napa Valley while tasting wines from Fresno as they argue over who stole the iPhone charger. Sara recalls a day early in their marriage finding a suspicious VHS tape in the bedroom VCR. More evidence is unearthed that Rob might be the biggest wuss on the planet. The blood DNA evidence in this case seems pretty damming.2024-11-1343 minStories and CocktailsYou Can't Lose In ChicagoSara and Rob go to see the Chicago White Sox attempt to break an MLB record by losing the most games in one season. Many drinks are consumed for this process by the entire South Side of Chicago. Then the drinking duo move on to Milwaukee to sample some beers only to find the brewery themed hotel they are staying in... doesn't sell beer.2024-11-0650 minStories and CocktailsRoids and Whiskey A Sports StorySara and Rob continue their baseball stadium chase through Pittsburg, Cleveland, Cincinnati and Chicago, where they sampled all of the drinks those cities offered. The drinking duo went extremely hard at the Makers Mark Barrel Room at Wrigley Stadium. They also went very big at a Steelers Bar in Pittsburg where Sara decided there was insufficient equity in the bathroom situation. Score was kept!2024-09-2541 minStories and CocktailsPhiladelphia, Pearl Jam, Puppies and Paddy's PubSara and Rob find themselves in south Philly trying to survive dive bars, cheesesteaks and a Presidential motorcade. Eddie Vedder looks them in the eye and tells them to vote. They find out the real Paddy's Pub is an ashtray and on the west coast a Hollywood veterinarian to the stars bilks the a Kriders of their life savings.2024-09-1854 minStories and CocktailsRob: Kansas City's Most WantedSara and Rob go hard for a college football tailgate party in Nebraska (Go Corn Huskers!). Then they head to Missouri to join Taylor Swift at a Kansas City Chief's game (well, they were in the same stadium as Taylor anyway). Shenanigans ensue, and technically there could be an open arrest warrant for Rob in Missouri (if the police are good at their job, which Rob is convinced they aren't). Also, Rob catches on fire but survives. Racing is involved and Sara is very clear she couldn't care less.2024-09-1146 minStories and CocktailsThe Battle of BaltimoreSara and Rob have a big disagreement on this episode after a hard night of drinking in Baltimore where the intoxicated couple couldn't agree on the best method for getting safely back to their hotel room. They catch a Baltimore Orioles baseball game at Camden Yards as part of their 30 MLB park tour. There is a rumor that Rob is sick, but he won't admit it (however, his voice says it all). And Sara plants trees to save the planet (sort of).2024-09-0445 minStories and CocktailsCatching the D-Train in New York CitySara and Rob hit the Big Apple hard, getting lost like a couple of dumb Californians on the subway. They catch a Mets game, a Yankees game and a WNBA Liberty game. They try to bicycle around New York unsuccessfully and somehow avoid being accosted in Central Park. Rob misses his Vicoden as he struggles with a bad back. George Clooney makes an appearance (not exactly).
2024-08-2851 minStories and CocktailsKenny Rogers Made Me Do ItEpisode 38 is a very special edition of the Stories and Cocktails podcast as it corresponds to Rob's race car number (38). Sara and Rob discuss the campy car films of the 1970s and 80s that shaped the car nerd that Rob is today and they discover some odd relationships Rob has with Kenny Rogers and Gary Busey. The films Smokey and the Bandit, Grease, Corvette Summer, Cannonball Run, Gumball Rally, and Six Pack all make appearances in this episode (and we find out -way too many appearances in Rob's real life).2024-08-2154 minStories and CocktailsRob Shaved His Balls For ThisRob tries to surprise Sara with a little manscaping only to find out she hates it. Lots and lots of Golden Road Brewing Mango Cart is consumed in Anaheim next to Angel Stadium during this episode. Lorena Bobbitt, Sophie's Choice, and the color bronze are all discussed by two people who know very little of the subjects but are drunk enough to think they do. 2024-08-1437 minStories and CocktailsReno AF and My Is Ass On InstagramReno is the host city for this episode of S&C, don't worry no homeless people were harmed in the making of this show. Middle school students create an Instagram page of their math teacher's butt (and nobody can figure out why). Sara does her first ever stand up set to a raucous crowd at DiCicco's Pizzeria (the same place Seinfeld got his start -not true). In the process, Rob's ego is thrown away just like Milli Vanilli's grammy award.2024-08-0744 minStories and CocktailsFat Pants and Vegas Time SharesThe Dynamic Drinking Duo take on Boston and Las Vegas in one double episode. Sara (in her drunkest episode to date) doesn't feel the need to lie to Rob about how fat he has become (which hurts his big fat feelings). Rob is given a surprise Father's Day gift which is a free hotel in Vegas after he sits through a time share presentation. Uncool. The two somehow drink their way through another episode that is guaranteed to make you laugh.2024-07-3159 minStories and CocktailsDemonic Toys and Gas WarsSara and Rob are back in RV Tiki and park in Ventura to discuss demonic children's toys and talk about the Count from Sesame Street. Then they fly to Boston and have an enlightening conversation about running cars out of gas and cover the sordid details of trying to go to a car dealership and trade in a trashed race car.2024-07-2450 minStories and CocktailsVice Mayor of Sara TownSara and Rob are back in Las Vegas twice for this episode. They manage to skip tattoo mistakes this time. We learn about Sara Town where Sara thinks life is wonderful but Rob has a differing opinion. We learn about hot teachers and the geometry of putting a water heater into the trunk of a Hyundai.2024-07-1757 minStories and CocktailsStranded In Dallas, No DeodorantAfter drinking heavily on the plane our cocktail crusaders are left stranded by American Airlines in Dallas, TX, while their luggage goes on to Fresno, CA. Sara and Rob have to navigate ride share in a flash flood and then try clothes and deodorant shopping at Walmart. They make the best of it with a Dallas Stars hockey game and some day drinking Texas style.2024-07-1059 minStories and CocktailsNot Getting Murdered In LASara and Rob slum it in Glendale, CA, to visit their stand-up comedian daughter, Addy Krider (otherwise known as the Christmas Whore), and hear many terrifying LA stories that would scare the hell out of most parents. But Sara and Rob aren't most parents and they learn how their little girl almost went to the Sharon Tate residence where the Manson Family murdered her.2024-07-0356 minStories and CocktailsSex in the Dorms: An Origin StorySara and Rob park the RV Tiki back in California after a cross country road trip. They land on the Central Coast where they met 30 years before. They celebrate their bang-a-versary and walk us through the dirty details of their first time. Believe it or not, math is involved.
2024-06-1259 minStories and CocktailsTattoos Don't Stay in VegasSara and Rob navigate some blown up motorhome tires on their cross country road trip. They land in Las Vegas, NV, and see Dead and Company at The Sphere, lose money in the casinos and then stumble into a tattoo parlor on Fremont Street. They find out the hard way that tattoos are definitely permanent.2024-06-0547 minStories and CocktailsDon't Take Candy From SkanksSara and Rob continue their road trip across the country and land in Sin City Las Vegas to enjoy some women's professional basketball. Rob finds a new crush in Kelsey Plum on the Las Vegas Aces team. Sara sticks with her own favorite crush: Bud Light. The drinking duo tour the Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis, MO, and catch a Cardinals MLB game. A Chrysler Cordoba is destroyed in a demolition derby during this episode (nearly destroying the Krider's marriage in the process).2024-05-2952 minStories and CocktailsDrinking in the Streets of Tennessee and Getting the BootSara and Rob go hard with drinking in the streets of Nashville and Memphis. They catch a Braves baseball game in Atlanta and their RV gets an inconvenient boot attached to the wheel. We learn what happens when there is no toilet paper in the women's restroom. And the massive importance of AA batteries for the ladies is revealed regarding a possible zombie apocalypse. You will never look at the Energizer Bunny the same way.2024-05-2251 minStories and CocktailsThe Trouble With Tequila at Camp MargaritavilleSara and Rob consume a lot of tequila at Jimmy Buffet’s Camp Margaritaville in Pigeon Forge, TN, and they discuss the magic of Dolly Parton’s immense bosom after a day at the Dollywood theme park.2024-05-1546 minStories and CocktailsA Failed Vasectomy and Getting Crabs from Dirty MyrtleSara and Rob crash a pool party in Myrtle Beach, SC. Luckily the police are not called in to utilize outrageous amounts of use of force. Tiki drinks are consumed. Booty is surrendered. Crabs are a problem in the Redneck Riviera (but avoided somehow by our drinking duo). And we all find out how much of a man Rob really is.2024-05-0845 minStories and CocktailsHanging Dong In FloridaSara and Rob experience some RV troubles on their coast-to-coast trip, but they make it to the Florida Keys anyways, although a bit sweaty. Private parts are exposed at the Garden of Eden in Key West and the duo drinks their way through Disney World until they find a piano bar that will play their song. No dolphins were harmed in the recording of this episode.
2024-05-0153 minStories and CocktailsStubHub Scams, Birthday Busts and Miami MadnessThe caped cocktail crusaders take on the ticket reselling giant StubHub (and show some life hacks to stick it to The Man). Sara has a birthday that Rob screws up. It turns out Miami is a very sexy place and the duo plays relationship chicken while drunk shopping.2024-04-2456 minStories and CocktailsDeath By Florida and Mermaid Hand JobsThe Dynamic Drinking Duo have to survive some sketchy Florida weather (and horrendous drivers) as they RV from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaids are hyper sexualized on this episode. Eating disorders are decoded. Poor parenting tips are offered and many adult beverages are consumed. Fans of the show used Venmo to pay for the host's drinks (@storiesandcocktails) which only encouraged debauchery. Come join Sara and Rob to see if they can survive the beautiful emerald waters and stiff drinks of Florida.2024-04-171h 07Stories and CocktailsFlorida: The Crudest Episode To Date (You Were Warned)Nothing is off limits in this extremely explicit episode. Rob and Sara discuss the Big D, being cuckold, and almost being murdered. They leave Texas and travel through Louisiana, Alabama and finally land in Florida. They discover street drinking in Galveston, blackout partying on Bourbon Street, Bayou Tech Brewing's Tiki Bar, they tour the insane Abita Mystery House, they eat Wacked Out Wieners in Saraland, all to land at their favorite bar: The Sneaky Tiki in Pensacola, Florida. Things get very crude and fuzzy from there. Again, you were warned.2024-04-1054 minStories and CocktailsFailed Tinder Tutorials, My Wife’s Lady Parts and Texas BBQRob sucks at cooking meat but does find a way to light himself on fire. Dog racing almost happened (but didn’t). The drinking duo goes hard on Sixth Street in Austin. Rob interrupts a live comedy show with a comment so inappropriate that he offends the entire club. Texas BBQ almost kills Rob. Sara goes full tiki Karen at a tiki bar that asks her to leave (it doesn’t go well). Rob has questions about Tinder that his brother-in-law doesn’t feel comfortable answering.2024-04-0352 minStories and CocktailsFoul Language, Day Drinking and Small TalkRob and Sara road trip through Arizona and see the San Francisco Giants during Spring Training (where they desperately missed the handsome old coach Gabe Kepler). They find generational trouble during St. Patrick's Day at a bar near the University of Arizona. Then they head to San Antonio Texas for Tiki Bars and Speakeasys on the infamous River Walk. They catch a Spurs basketball game to see the seven-foot-four Victor Wembanyama. And they discuss Rob's glorified use of foul language and Sara's loathing of small talk.2024-03-2756 minStories and CocktailsMorning Wood and Getting In Vans With StrangersRob convinces two strange women at a brewery to climb into his RV, and Sara is oddly okay with it. There is some confusion with the wait staff at Dierks Bentley's Whisky Row in Gilbert, Arizona. Destiny and Elizabeth from Choose The Path You Take join the podcast in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Van life and RV life hacks are explained as Rob and Sara continue their trek across America.2024-03-2050 minStories and CocktailsCamping, Tiki Bars and Unapproved HikingSara and Rob begin their cross country RV trip, podcasting live as they go from Los Angeles to Miami. The first show on the road comes from Palm Springs, CA, where Rob quickly learns the culture. Sara is unhappy with her husband's choice to climb a mountain at the beginning of their trip. Piff The Magic Dragon in Las Vegas comes up. Many Tiki drinks are enjoyed and we learn why Sara no longer camps in tents.2024-03-1353 minStories and CocktailsAging Rockers, the NYPD and Super Hero ChoresSara and Rob take over New York City and survive the subway system to see Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue and Def Leppard at Citi Field (Met Stadium). Rob waxes poetic about his days in a punk rock band called "them." Sara can't sing but does it anyway on the show. Rob has an "incident" with the NYPD which doesn't go the way he thought it should. And super heroes Dish Boy and Laundry Girl fail to use their super powers to clean the house.2024-03-0753 minStories and CocktailsYard Sales, Inverted Pineapples and Car GarbageRob and Sara decipher the macro economics of yard sales, there is some confusion at a bar regarding an upside-down pineapple. Rob explains how Sara's mom mobile is a rolling dumpster fire. Sara punches back that Rob is the one who actually wrecked her car. Rum goes in no problem, but the Irish whisky comes back up.2024-02-2950 minStories and CocktailsSpiders, Tech Support and Jane's AddictionRob and Sara battle each other over who should be in charge of killing the unicorn glitter roaches that are plaguing their domicile. Warning: insects are harmed in this episode. Sara asks to see the manager while Rob loses at tech support. Rob explains the high ratio of blondes and breasts in Bakersfield as the couple see Jane's Addiction live.2024-02-211h 06Stories and CocktailsCelebrities, Adult Children and HypertensionRob and Sara try to play it cool as they rub elbows with celebrities at the Chateau Marmont. Adult children harsh the buzz. Sara admits to being a kleptomaniac in Las Vegas (and Palms Springs). Rob learns that Sara is a bit moody before coffee and why not a PSA about checking your blood pressure?2024-02-161h 17Stories and CocktailsPorsches, Pythagoras and Middle ManagementA Porsche dealership in Texas gets Sara drunk enough for Rob to by a sports car. Sara earns her full Karen badge in a parking lot road rage incident. Rob terrorizes his family over finding socks in the laundry and Sara teaches us all some math facts.2024-02-0858 minStories and CocktailsA Hairy Situation In SeattleRob and Sara's daughter, Addy Krider, gives herself a haircut in the 5th grade to predictable and terrible results. And, being fat, drunk and high is no way to live your life, but it was a good time in Seattle.2024-02-0137 minStories and CocktailsDon't Call Me Ma'am and Get OrganizedSara gets involved with the Oakland Athletics management staff over warm beers. Rob calls a woman Ma'am and regrets it. Sara steals scissors. Rob is an anal retentive nightmare.2024-01-2559 minStories and CocktailsStrippers, Mexico and Country MusicOn this special "live as gets" episode Sara ruins a bachelorette party, Rob has a problem with second weddings, and the two of them drink for free and pee in a pool all day long at Luke Bryan’s Crash My Playa in Mexico.2024-01-191h 14Stories and CocktailsWet January, Airline Drama and Copy Room RulesRob's Dry January turned into a New Beers Resolution, Sara has too many opinions about copy room etiquette for teachers, Rob has a Dad Bod, and how to win the luggage game against the airlines... you don't.
2024-01-1656 minStories and CocktailsBed Wetting, Bar Fights and Beating Children in Go-KartsIn this episode Rob gets arrested, somebody mistook the bed in the motorhome for a urinal, Sara drinks Bud Light in Wine Country, and children are harmed. Good tequila is consumed, and somebody gets kicked out of a go-kart track (again). Plus, for you dads out there: How to win the Pinewood Derby (spoiler alert: you cheat).2024-01-051h 30Stories and CocktailsThe Christmas Whore and Other Societal ProblemsOn this episode stand-up comic Addy Krider guest stars on the show, we discuss Christmas hickeys, hip-hop, Sara solves homelessness, and we find out what would happen to the world if Rob was king.2023-12-251h 09Stories and CocktailsCheerleaders and Fighting in Front of ChildrenOn this episode Rob tries to revisit high school football glory days as a new Cheer Dad and Sara decides Rob doesn't love her because he is bad at giving gifts.2023-12-211h 20Stories and CocktailsBuying Tampons and The Love and Marriage GameOn this episode Rob loses the gender war at home and Sara and Rob remember why they hate cruises.2023-12-191h 10Stories and CocktailsRescue Dogs and Yoga PantsOn this episode Rob tries to kill his rescue dog and Sara doesn't appreciate the amount of yoga pants at Rob's gym. 2023-12-101h 08Stories and CocktailsQuiz Nights and Stolen BicyclesOn this episode Rob and Sara lose at a quiz night and have to steal their own bicycle back from themselves.2023-12-101h 17Stories and CocktailsThe Girls Bathroom and Crashing Beach CruisersOn this first episode of Stories & Cocktails Rob and Sara do battle with the PTA and Rob ends up in the hospital.2023-12-101h 16