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The Real TeaEpisode 62: 5 Monkeys in a CageSarah and Josh discuss various cultures, real estate, guiding clients, googling stuff, contractors, sewer lines, inspections, bad Realtors, and more!2025-06-171h 01The Real TeaEpisode 61: Two Generation AppetizerSarah and Josh discuss keeping it 100, lender videos, food trucks, veganism, smelling salts, ADHD, rewarding behaviors, Sing, bullying, skepticism, parenting, and more!2025-06-031h 21The Real TeaEPISODE 60: AI? Again?Sarah and Josh discuss AI making commercials, listing descriptions, mammal births, Slow Punk'd, gaslighting, offensive terms changing over time, Realtors struggling in the market, working with investors, and more!2025-05-131h 00The Real TeaEpisode 59: An Empire of OttomansSarah and Josh discuss AI deepfake videos, social media, generational gaps, garages, feminism, poop, furniture, Genghis Khan, sugar daddies, and more!2025-04-081h 00The Real TeaEpisode 58: Ozempic 2.0Sarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, the correct pronunciation of "Kelce", human existence, Donald Trump, John Mulaney, declawing cats, gender identity, public schools, encyclopedias, and more!2025-03-2653 minThe Real TeaEpisode 57: Brilliant Mind BasketballSarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, Vontae Davis, billionaires blowing themselves up, basketball, customer service, homeless people, Zootopia, windshield washer fluid, human centipede, peeing in pools, manic people, and more!2025-02-121h 03The Real TeaEpisode 56: I'm the Dirt the Totem Pole Sits InSarah and Josh discuss high school band, bullying, evolution, John Mayer, tchotchkes, the internet, the political season, Starbucks, fifth third bank, the Baader-Meinhof effect, and more!2025-01-281h 04The Real TeaEpisode 55: Fast Food and the Dumps it Gives UsSarah and Josh discuss sauces, Rueben sandwiches, menial jobs, Penn Station, bidets, memes, gifs, copypasta, Diddy, horror movie trailers, zoos, and more!2025-01-141h 00The Real TeaEpisode 54: Ghostbusters SVUSarah and Josh discuss "poppers", South Park, Supernatural, sticky boo boo, anxiety, hot dogs, Wendy's, Jewish names, Christmas, violence as an answer, baby kneecaps, and more!2025-01-0750 minThe Real TeaEpisode 53: Killed by a Cold CallerSarah and Josh discuss Bobby Kennedy, the dying lady, beauticians for corpses, personality tests, drive thru voice, Temu, e-commerce, Tiger King, Grizzly Man, Luciver, self-control as a destructive habit, and the presidential debate!2024-11-1957 minThe Real TeaEpisode 52: Heteronormative Family DynamicsSarah and Josh discuss male hobbies and email accounts, ADD vs ADHD, inner monologues, "Something Happened", asking people questions, Jeep ducks, confidence vs comfortability, the housing market, and more!2024-10-0858 minThe Real TeaEpisode 51: Melding our ToxicitiesSarah and Josh discuss Uranus chocolate, hoarders, explaining the internet to older people, "The Traitors", vikings, "Don't Look Up", what we would have been like if we lived a long time ago, and more!2024-09-2459 minThe Real TeaEpisode 49: When Coffee is Your DownerSarah and Josh discuss their favorite carnival foods, communism, how drugs affect people differently, face blindness, mental math, how to pronounce "extravaganza", Jeff Bezos, Santa, food deserts, and more!2024-09-111h 04The Real TeaEpisode 48: Oats, Grains, Wheats, & ThinsSarah and Josh discuss how AI is tricking the elder generation, death row inmates, messing with other professionals, alcohol, dementia, dolphins, deep fakes, the Saw movies, if candy is actually used for child abduction, and more!2024-08-281h 00The Real TeaEpisode 47: The MongrelsSarah and Josh discuss theft, Von Maur, feeling old, the Vatican, letters from home, ADHD flare ups, flow states, executive disfunction, Boolean logic, pool passes, and more!2024-07-301h 05The Real TeaEpisode 46: The Rationalization of the Autistic MindSarah and Josh talk about Schrodinger's cat, selecting hot dogs, nuanced opinions, child rearing, politics, legalizing marijuana, the extinction of cigarettes, dark parts in family movies, reading Twilight in church, and more!2024-06-2651 minThe Real TeaEpisode 45: When Animals EvolutionizeSarah and Josh discuss the NFL draft, vendor quotes, idiotic realtors, the secret life of octopode, fantasy football, changing flat tires, bipedal gorillas, geese, and more!2024-06-1148 minThe Real TeaEpisode 44: What's Up My DNA?Sarah and Josh discuss new construction homes, sentient DNA, solipsism, the Office, the new Fallout show, how we conduct ourselves in public, Costco, Hotel Rwanda, and more!2024-05-2853 minThe Real TeaEpisode 43: Did You Have Computers In School?Sarah and Josh discuss door to door salespeople, if we still need to know how to read, talking to kids about death, chiropractors, static vs dynamic characters, nihilism, victim complexes, and more!2024-05-141h 06The Real TeaEpisode 42: Rude is the Right PathSarah and Josh discuss Josh's racial ambiguity, hardest internet laughs, when things seem to good to be true, New York, cereal, Eric Andre, Al Gore, Twilight, P Diddy, autism, babies, and more!2024-05-071h 04The Real TeaEpisode 41: A Hobbit Asking for DirectionsSarah and Josh discuss buyers' agents, Boomers, the National Inquirer, Youtube, the Matrix, Bachan's Japanese Barbeque sauce, September 11th, homeless people, and more!2024-04-161h 05The Real TeaEpisode 40: You're the Target-erSarah and Josh discuss the plight of women, homeless people, moon cycles, patent vs latent defects, weep holes, ITIN's, algorithms, international foods, and more!2024-04-021h 15The Real TeaEpisode 39: The Anonymityville HorrorSarah and Josh discuss sewer lines, bad Realtors, offer expirations, lawsuits, Married at First Sight, feminism, The Good Place, school shootings, spam calls/messages, marketing, and more!2024-03-192h 00The Real TeaEpisode 38: Two Girls, 1 CupcakeSarah and Josh discuss a viral feud with McDonalds, Parks and Rec, reality tv, various business ideas, churches, chipmunks, holding in flatulence, and Josh getting old and grumpy!2024-03-121h 04The Real TeaEpisode 37: Dance, MonkeySarah and Josh discuss bulls**t blowoffs, murder investigation, missed appointments, when clients lie, dabbing, the definition of a broker, Kobayashi, and more!2024-02-201h 06The Real TeaEpisode 36: Your Last Delusion of GrandeurSarah and Josh discuss crazy For Sale By Owner's, private agent remarks, grooming clients, Realtors on social media, lead generation, old headshots, and the Hulu original movie "Self Reliance"2024-02-131h 03The Real TeaEpisode 35: You're Actually a Pimp, My DudeSarah and Josh discuss Sarah's unhealthy amount of IDGAF, handrails, when your clients lie to you, solving a murder, why businesses raise their prices when sales are down, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, how people wipe their butts differently, shrimp, and more!2024-02-061h 06The Real TeaEpisode 34: Big Head on a Little BodySarah and Josh discuss fantasy football (sorta), Shane Gillis's new Netflix special, becoming conservative, getting kicked off the school bus for bad behavior, how height may play a role in demeanor, a trip to Lambert's, bullying, 9/11, and more!2023-09-2658 minThe Real TeaEpisode 33: Hashtag PettySarah and Josh discuss pontoon boats, getting the team together, Skittles, taking off the training wheels, condo associations, mean energy, The Price is Right Listing Agreements, AVM's and how misleading they can be, and more!2023-09-061h 00The Real TeaEpisode 32: The End of DaysSarah and Josh discuss how the world's always about to end, the Barbie movie, gender roles, rigged American Idol voting, parent-child relationships, bravado from home sellers, setting good expectations, and more!2023-08-2255 minThe Real TeaEpisode 31 - Stay Safe Out ThereSarah and Josh discuss Josh's celebrity moment, Sarah's low point in life, pregnancy tests, Sam's Club, Josh's bout with gout, wishing you could tell a client "I told you so", Jeffrey Dahmer's 2-bedroom apartment, trustworthiness, The Rathskellar, anxieties, and more!2023-08-081h 00The Real TeaEpisode 30: Vienna Sausages on a ToothpickSarah and Josh discuss Josh's computer dying, geographical confusion, why MIBOR sucks, behaviors of smokers, therapists, choosing a career, appropriate length of vacation, international trips, and more!2023-07-251h 07The Real TeaEpisode 29: You Can Lay an Egg a MonthSarah and Josh discuss inspection responses, Norm Macdonald, Good Will Hunting, laundromats, Homesnap, Craigslist's missed connections, 1 bed and 1 bath houses, 5-year-old excuses, hoarding vs not hoarding, and new cold case shows on Netflix!2023-07-181h 07The Real TeaEpisode 28: It's a ForkSarah and Josh discuss the mountain of paperwork for buyers in NC, a recent robbery, the r-word, agents who want to call and talk about everything, people with trust issues, the Catholic church, Ru Paul's Drag Race, AGT, Borat, the Amazing Jonathan, and more!2023-07-041h 24The Real TeaEpisode 27: Someone is Dead so I Could be in BandSarah and Josh discuss teachers having vendettas, Parks & Rec, I Heart Huckabees, Bert Kreischer, political leanings, shitting on Kansas, adding "tucky" to the end of town names, spousal tolerance levels, South Park, Jack Handey, the game of Life, and more!2023-06-2053 minThe Real TeaEpisode 26: You Can Hide Your Weed in HereSarah and Josh discuss scary moments in real estate, religious FSBO's, building rapport with buyers, narcissism, Josh's experience at a Which Wich, inaccurate settlement statements, other agents hating on our business model, and indicators that maybe your Realtor isn't the greatest!2023-06-071h 08The Real TeaEpisode 25: Don't Sniff the ExhaustSarah, Josh, and Daniel get together for our first in-person episode! We discuss Daniel's mini farm, the lifespan of tortoises, adopting and fostering kids, 90 Day Fiancee, the code of ethics, mock trials, shoplifting, ways people learn, careers now vs yesteryear, home inspections, and more!2023-05-3042 minThe Real TeaEpisode 24: That's From SpongebobSarah and Josh discuss how to tell when it's a good time to buy or sell real estate, cold cases, Nelson Mandela, Rick and Morty, mold remediation, defects, lead paint, escalation clauses used to lowball an offer, nervous Realtors, and more!2023-05-2354 minThe Real TeaEpisode 23: Can I get my shotgun back?Sarah and Josh discuss the infamous and overused "It's gonna be May" meme, upcoming White Stag agent reviews, Sarah getting recruited, "I Survived a Crime" on Netflix, furniture shopping, a vacuum repair shop, picky eating, and more!2023-05-171h 06The Real TeaEpisode 22: Dwayne WadeSarah and Josh discuss how homeless people are kind of like geese, Sarah's bout with coronavirus last week, Josh going "viral" on Tik Tok, how your attire can make you more or less approachable, not caring what people think about you, "The Alpinist", and a societal victim complex.2023-05-111h 07The Real TeaEpisode 21: Unless They're Hot or Robin WilliamsSarah and Josh discuss Sarah's status as a social media celebrity, indoor smoking, The Truman Show, being a stick in the mud, Sarah's college experience at ATM, cartography, how social pressure keeps Josh from soiling himself, donating to the troops, a psychopathic real estate agent, and living in an overly litigious society!2023-05-021h 19The Real TeaEpisode 20: New to the Market - Cell 14 Special Guest: Louis SchaeferJosh and Sarah and guest Lou Schaefer discuss nepotism, nature vs nurture for Karen'ing, sharpening vs honing, leaving reviews for businesses, social media (like always), and the Secret Service!2023-04-251h 02The Real TeaEpisode 19: Ovary-ActingSarah and Josh discuss social media, Kanye West, hooking as a profession, dog food, the word "gordita", Chef Neville, guns in cars, the Josh McNary story, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, lockboxes, and booking showing tours!2023-04-181h 10The Real TeaEpisode 18: When Did Plumbing Happen?Sarah and Josh discuss Rick and Morty, coddiwompling, computer coding, self-employment, regulars from old jobs, social media over the years, the Baja men, chewy ice, Miss March, online schooling, and more!2023-04-111h 00The Real TeaEpisode 17 - The Great Marketing Campaign SPECIAL GUEST Jeremy MillerSarah, Josh, and special guest Jeremy Miller discuss selling skateboards, hating school, building self-worth through relationships, mental healthy, the constant barrage of advertisements and whether they're effective or not, RDF (Resting Douche Face), brain chemicals, and more!2023-04-0457 minThe Real TeaEpisode 16: With That Being SaidSarah and Josh discuss eyebrow threading, microblading, witch hazel, antitrust legislation, things Sarah's momma has said, inspection responses, turnover rates in real estate, learning French, and more!2023-03-291h 09The Real TeaEpisode 15 - Turtle ReassignmentsSarah, Josh, and special guest Austin discuss college education, federalists vs anti-federalists, dolls, Better Help, transaction coordinators, email organization, ADHD and procrastination, Ren & Stimpy, Womansplaining, and more!2023-03-161h 00The Real TeaEpisode 14: SPECIAL GUEST: Mabel Herrera | That's What I Want From my Gas Station...IntimacySarah and Josh are joined by guest Mabel! Topics include spoiler alerts galore, how White Stag got it's name, the movie "Parasite", how much everyone likes to see Saw, hispanic coworkers, Rule 34, Kobayashi, MIBOR, tennis quotes, flat earth, solipsism, and more!2023-03-071h 14The Real TeaEpisode 13: 1 Cat and 2 Cat CorpsesSarah and Josh discuss murder houses, hoarder houses, catheters, being a professional with kids versus without, fast food jobs, cabbage, conspiracy theories, and atomic structure!2023-02-2858 minThe Real TeaEpisode 12: Norm Macdonald's SexualitySarah and Josh discuss bad Realtors, teachers, what classifies pigs as indoor vs outdoor, selling yourself to prospective clients, the difference between working with sellers or buyers, how training can be a form of procrastination, getting fired at Pizza Hut, "Dexter", solving murders, and more!2023-02-211h 03The Real TeaEpisode 11: "4 Stars, I'll See You in Hell"Sarah and Josh AND DANIEL (our first guest) discuss the daunting task of Valentine's Day every single year, vacationing, human trafficking, bad Realtors, how to show value to consumers, the real estate appraisal process, and more!2023-02-1453 minThe Real TeaEpisode 10: 2 People Struggling with ADHDSarah and Josh discuss algorithms, lead generation, the low commission model in real estate, stimmies, transaction coordinators, bad Realtors, a very distasteful vacuum repair shop experience, bad lenders, and more!2023-02-071h 00The Real TeaEpisode 9: Kicked Out of Heaven Because I Went FeralSarah and Josh discuss seller's disclosures in Indiana versus North Carolina, "caveat emptor", the Long Island Medium, living forever, being "systems oriented", DISC profiles, things bad Realtors do, and more!2023-01-311h 00The Real TeaEpisode 8: Shittin' the BedJosh and Sarah discuss Las Vegas, therapists, growing up with social media, the 34th floor of the JW Marriott, lying to people, security guards with complexes, pagers, "Pressure Cooker" on Netflix, and Josh's recent traffic violation!2023-01-2451 minThe Real TeaRealtor's Have Feelings Too | Episode 7Sarah and Josh discuss some morbid "Would You Rather"s, things we didn't expect in real estate, the sharkiness of Realtors, real estate commissions, the reminder that you're always interviewing, principles of management, naming a company, risotto, lack of originality in movies, and good AND bad teachers we had in school!2023-01-171h 07The Real TeaCan't we all just settle this over a pint? | Episode 6Sarah and Josh discuss the World Cup, a bowl of onions, celebrities killing people and getting away with it, butt crack wounds, The Office, real estate, blanks on contracts, and chiropractors!2023-01-031h 05The Real TeaAre we getting canceled already? | Episode 5Sarah and Josh discuss the new pandemic happening now, spotting "Patient Zero", airport security, touching aura's, grocery store checkout aisles, engineers' mistakes, laundry tips, the thoughts behind non-profit companies, and the plight of minority groups!2022-12-2757 minThe Real TeaA Karen Moment: The StorySarah and Josh discuss a crippling experience at Chick fil-a, IT challenges, quitting horrible jobs, 48 Hours, Face Blindness, and much more. 2022-12-211h 11The Real TeaWill you marry me, Bo Burnham?Sarah and Josh discuss Rick and Morty (which was bound to happen), Black Friday, consumerism in general, college, rods and cones, starting a business, the importance of considering other peoples’ perspectives, Bo Burnham, being collar-blind, and crazy people.2022-12-141h 02The Real TeaWhat's The Hidden FeeSarah and Josh discuss new realtors, taking perceived "risks", the worst thing that can happen in any given scenario, the over-monetization of literally everything, Duck Tales, Doritos Locos Tacos, how weird our timeline is getting due to how quickly things happen nowadays, and how kids learn!2022-12-061h 17The Real TeaEpisode 1: Spilling the TeaSarah and Josh discuss what it must be like to work at Sport Clips, being a "stick in the mud", Walmart vs Target, a proposed "Non-Solicitation of Business Direct Communication Request" form, dying on hills, and the throes of living with ADHD!2022-11-2841 min