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Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Celebrate Their Two Year AnniversaryTwo Years!?!?! Who'd of funk it?Grab a can of your cheapest beverage and come join Scarlett and David for a very special episode, as they celebrate two years of the Two Actors Walk Into a Bar podcast!Soundtrack performed by Rotaries. Artwork designed and illustrated by Megan Siggers.Contact the show by emailing TwoActorsPodcast@outlook.com.FacebookTwitterInstagramWebsite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-121h 15Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Meet in the Flesh!To celebrate the Season 4 Finale, it's a Two Actors first! That's right, no more pixelated zoom screens or lagging Internet, this episode brings Scarlett and David face-to-face to for the first time...at least in the history of recording this podcast.How long will take out two hosts to get over the awkwardness of recording in the same room? Turns out, 5 minutes is all they need before they're several drinks in and talking about the future King of England's (alleged) love of pegging!So grab some drinks and come join us - in...2022-08-041h 20Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Don't Let Dave Win (w Abbie Atkinson)This week we're teaming up with special guest Abbie Atkinson to defeat Dave! No...not our one! We all have an internal voice, it’s also known as the devil on your shoulder and frankly it has nothing good to say - Abbie took the power from hers and named him Dave (!). So that is what Abbie is here to do, silence that pesky voice and all other voices like it, in her new podcast that goes live later this year: Don't Let Dave Win!This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Vid...2022-07-2856 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar And Can't Pay the TabThey say money makes the world go round...so in that case this is gonna be one helluva long year! This week we're tightening our purse strings, only loosening them to get the moths get some air, as we talk all things money...or lack thereof. How are Two Actors gonna pay their tab..."You couldn't let us a tenner could ya?"This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'TWOACTORS25' at checkout to get an exclusive 25% off your Pro-Membership....2022-07-2151 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Everything Theatre (w Rob Warren)From the fallout from 1 star reviews, to alcoholic bribes, and spending £400 for West End Cock, this week we're talking everything in the world of theatre, and who better to join us than Rob Warren, the Chief Dogsbody of the Everything Theatre website!An honest and unpretentious guide to theatre in London and Beyond, head to the Everything Theatre website for exclusive reviews, interviews, and podcasts from the exciting world of Fringe TheatreThis episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'T...2022-07-141h 02Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Tepid TakesIn this weeks episode, Dave poses a pun and Scarlett guesses the "hot" topic he has in mind - however, in keeping with the organisation of this podcast, what were once considered hot topics are now a tad tepid... So join these two as they unpick some of the "recent" money spinning tabloids - in classic Scarlett & David Fashion. Pour yourself a finely aged long one, and meet us at the bar.This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code...2022-07-071h 18Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Teach You Some Manners!Despite people chomping at the bit to return to the theatre, it seems they've forgotten their manners and have lost all sensibilities on how to behave properly anymore. Thankfully two alcohol fuelled actors are here to set audiences straight - so switch those phones off people and ferme la bouche because Scarlett & David are here to teach you all some long forgotten manners!This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'TWOACTORS25' at checkout to get an exclusive 25% off your Pro-Membership.2022-06-3052 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into the Queen Vic (w Charlie Brooks)This week we are joined by Actor, Queen of the Jungle, and recipient of several "baddest bitch" awards: CHARLIE BROOKS!Charlie gained notoriety across the country for her iconic performance of Janine in the hit UK Soap Eastenders and she joins us to discuss her career, the ups-and-downs of soap star fame, and whether Barry fell...or was pushed.Charlie is also one of the founders of iampro, a new online drama school which offers a range of on-demand short courses, weekly live classes, and celebrity masterclasses. In addition to this, there are...2022-06-2352 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Deliver The GoodsBy popular demand, Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is BACK!The hotly anticipated 4 season of the show kicks off with our two actors back where they belong, behind the mics with drinks-a-plenty. Catch up with Scarlett and David and prepare yourselves for another jam packed and alcohol fuelled season!New Episodes - Thursdays at 5.30pm (UK Time)This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'TWOACTORS25' at checkout to get an exclusive 25% off your Pro-Membership....2022-06-1650 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Festive Actors Walk Into a Bar and Drink to 2021It's that time of year...AGAIN? Wow, time sure does fly when you're living through a pandemic!2021 was, amongst other things... a year! But what sort of year has it been? Well lucky for you, we have two experts ready to dissect this year with a fine tooth comb - or whatever instruments are used for such a procedure. Fuelled by teeny French Beers and Sweet induced Cider, Scarlett and David tear down the year 2021, all in the spirit of our Lord Jesus' birthday.Strap yourselves in as we take on the monster...2021-12-231h 20Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Celebrate Their AnniversaryCan you believe we've been doing this show for ONE WHOLE YEAR?!?!?!?Join Scarlett and David as they celebrate this insane milestone in style, with drinking games, listener questions and a somewhat questionable tally of Scarlett's filth. So grab some drinks, join us at the bar, and raise your glass for many more years of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar!Stay tuned for the Two Actors Walk Into a Bar Christmas Special coming later this year!This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, R...2021-11-121h 35Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Plan for the FutureIt does what it says on the tin. This week Scarlett and Dave plan for their futures but in classic Scavid style they don’t sweat the small stuff. Marriage? Kids? Boring! Drowning in a vat of chocolate, or being fired out to sea… now we’re talking!Join us at the bar for more of the usual ramblings and hilarity, while we create our own little “time-capsule” episode to listen back on when we’re wrinkly and incontinent.Join us next week, on Friday 12th November, for our Season 3 Finale and 1 Year Anniversary...2021-11-041h 07Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Dish Out Some Shout OutsNo new episode this week, as Scarlett and David are actually working! Who'd of funk it?!But rather than leave you empty handed (or empty ear'd), we are dedicating this weeks episode to shouting out other Indie Podcasts, Shows, Youtube Channels - basically a whole host of stuff for you to go and check out in our absence.Two Actors Walk Into a Bar returns to its regularly scheduled programming next Thursday!Catch Scarlett and David in Abigail's Party, currently touring the South of England. Tickets on sale now! 2021-10-2809 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Get NostalgicIt turns out that despite the "slight" age gap between the two, our hosts Scarlett & Dave can get nostalgic about the same things.Join them this week as they look back on the glory days of Nintendo, Plumbers vs Hedgehogs, as well as ssshing & dealing with disruptive dimwits that don’t know cinema etiquette!This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'TWOACTORS25' at checkout to get an exclusive 25% off your Pro-Membership.Soundtrack performed by Rotaries. Artw...2021-10-2149 minTwo Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Join a Band (w Rotaries)On the weeks episode Scarlett and David chat to the band behind their soundtrack, Rotaries.Members of the band Liam, Jordan and Nathan spill the beans on the behind the scenes of releasing their first EP, playing some of the most notorious venues and festivals in Portsmouth and receiving an erotic dance on stage, no less!Limited ticket available for the rescheduled Rotaries EP Launch + Special Guests.Book now for Saturday 6th November at 19:30Follow Rotaries on Social MediaFacebookTwitter...2021-10-1450 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Give NoticeBy Jove, he's only gone and done it!In this weeks episode Scarlett and Dave discuss Dave's decision to leave his 9-5 job. It's not often you are congratulated for leaving a job but Dave is making his dream a reality and committing to becoming a full time actor. There's lots of stuff he'll need to get his head around, one of those things being trading in his taste for Peroni for Fosters. Grab a pint of your cheapest beverage and come meet us at the bar. New episodes, Thursdays...2021-10-0755 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Intimacy (w Ita O'Brien)Ita O’Brien, pioneer of intimacy coordination in training and on set joins Scarlett and Dave at the bar this week. “What is an intimacy coordinator?” I hear you ask… well it’s time you found out! Since 2014, Ita O’Brien has been developing the ‘Intimacy on Set’ guidelines therefore paving the way for "best practice” when it comes to working with intimacy, scenes with sexual content, and nudity in Film, TV and Theatre. She has been celebrated across the industry, working to create a real positive change, that ensures actors safety, comfort and wellbeing is at the forefront w...2021-09-3055 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarAn Actor and a Writer Walk Into a BarWhile the rest of us were using the last 18 months as a good excuse to kick back and enjoy the sedentary nature of life, David has been beavering away writing a new play. So while he comments on the very real, very scary world we live in, through the art of theatre, Scarlett observes the similarly very real, very scary ongoings of a public toilet. The last thing this podcast could be described as is linear. Chin chin!Book your tickets for 'Ay Up, Hitler!' now! Running till the 25...2021-09-2342 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Superstitious Actors Walk Into a BarThe writing's on the wall this week because Scarlett & David are getting very superstitious. Together they unpick the ‘do’s’ and the ‘definitely do not’s’ of the myths and legends that supposedly plague theatres and the actors within them. Find out why you can't say Macbeth backstage, how a jaunty whistle could land you with a concussion, and why the breaking of legs is every actors dream!You’ll need a strong one when you find out what us thesps live our lives by…New episodes, Thursdays from 5.30pm (UK Time)This episo...2021-09-1640 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Return to the Bar!We're back baby!After taking some time away to tread the boards, Scarlett & David make their grand return behind the mics to kick off Season 3 of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar. Will they have used their time away to reflect and turn the show into a true professional podcast? Have they learnt how to sound like respectable members of society?DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! They're back to provide the same level of drunken waffle that they've always had! So grab some drinks and join us for what is undoubtedly...an episode!2021-09-0944 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Take a SabbaticalWhich is it then, a Series Finale or a Season Finale? Either way, we’ve reached the send off of our second series/season. We’re not crying, it’s allergies... Before taking a break to be a part of BlackBox Theatre Company’s tour of Blithe Spirit, Scarlett and David open the floor and take the time to shout out just a few of the exciting productions that are hitting the stage over the summer months. With restrictions easing and life (hopefully) getting back to normal, now’s the time to welcome live theatre back with open...2021-05-0658 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Prepare For The StageIt’s the penultimate episode of Season 2- where has the time gone? And the beer? Never fear, Tiger Gin is here. The UK is opening back up and life is starting to resemble something like normality. Summer is on its way and there is optimism in the air. Especially for us actors, because this brings with it the opportunity for live theatre to get back on its feet. So, as we emerge from our creative chrysalises, it’s not just the excitement that can be overwhelming. Scarlett and Dave talk us through nerves as they knew...2021-04-2941 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Bridge the Social Class Gap (w Darrel Draper)This week we chat to actor and playwright, Darrel Draper. He joins us on the show to talk about his new play “Dust and Such”, that’s inspired by his own experiences of life on a Havering Council Estate. Darrel expresses how he has turned dreams into reality by offering first chances in professional, paid work with the intention of bridging the industry’s social class gap. And all over a few tumblers of hazelnut rum! Darrel is currently raising funds for the next phase of “Dust and Such,” to offer quality theatre at a...2021-04-221h 03
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Give a Dog a HomeDAVID'S GOT A DOG!!! That's it, that's the bio! What more do you want from us?Oh and we talk about other stuff like animal performances in movies and stuff like that - but who cares? DAVID HAS A DOG!!! New episodes, Thursdays from 5.30pm (UK Time) This episode is sponsored by WeAudition.com, the Video Chat Community to Audition, Rehearse, Self-Tape and Get Advice. Use our code 'TWOACTORS25' at checkout to get an exclusive 25% off your Pro-Membership. Soundtrack performed by Ro...2021-04-1545 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Pretend to be Real People“Are Actors Real People?” Recently, there has been an influx of casting calls asking for either “Real People” or stating that “No Acting Experience is Necessary”. This week, Scarlett and David debate these casting notices, ponder the existential question of whether Actors are, in fact, real people and explore whether the “no acting experience necessary” advertisements are uniting, or actually dividing us. The floor has been opened up to our listeners who have sent in a variety of thoughts, feelings and opinions from both sides of this precarious and potentially volatile fence...2021-04-0859 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Spend a Year in LockdownWelcome to the mad house. It’s been over a year since the UK went into a Covid induced lockdown and it’s fair to say that the madness settled in for our hosts after about a month… so how do you think they’re holding up after 365 days? They’ve even envisaged being interviewed by their prospective grandchildren, in decades to come, about ‘how they lived through lockdown’... it’s not the inspirational accounts Scarlett and Dave’s grandparents gave of wartime that’s for sure, but my goodness there’s been some laughs along the way...2021-04-0145 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Take Direction (w Chris Hawley)A guest... choosing to return?! It cannot be! Some might call it entrapment, Scarlett and David call it ‘politely encouraging the guest to open that second bottle of plonk’. Our Theatre Dad, Chris Hawley is back for more. This week he imparts on us his knowledge & wisdom about directing, shares anecdotes about the famous faces he's rubbed elbows with, and gives us the exclusive lowdown on the trio of shows he is directing this year!BlackBox Theatre Company is fast gaining the reputation of being one of the South's leading prof...2021-03-2555 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk into a Bar with BlackBox Theatre CompanyThis week Scarlett & Dave are joined by their “Theatre Dad” and the man responsible for their union: the award winning director, writer and producer Chris Hawley.After an acting career that spanned 3 decades, Chris explains the events that led to him turning his back on acting and move onto becoming a director, and how a chance encounter with the late great Sir Terry Pratchett, set him on the path to creating his own successful company: BlackBox Theatre.BlackBox Theatre Company is fast gaining the reputation of being one of the South's leading professional theatre comp...2021-03-1846 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Tape ThemselvesNot many people are asked to lick a donkey to get a job. They say self-tapes are the future for us actors, but is the future as bright as it may seem? Because as self-tapes look set to take over from the 4 walls of an audition room, Scarlett and David have discovered a menagerie of weird, difficult, and sometimes downright inappropriate requests being made of the actors submitting said self-tapes! Strap yourselves in, pour a glass of your strongest substance because, as the old adage goes, this ain’t our first time at th...2021-03-1156 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Get Caught on CameraTeenage mutant hero OR ninja turtles? Always MILF’s never DILF’s... Bing bang bong U K, hun? ‘Dave’s-topless-tip’ on how to treat your plants right... Scarlett visits Father McCulloch for confession In true "Scavid" fashion, they’re tearing through 5 topics a minute. Together they recall their experiences of transitioning between stage and screen acting. Tune in to hear some of the most notable and hilarious moments of Scarlett and David’s careers. Don’t forget the beers!New episodes, Thursdays from 5.30pm (UK Time)This episode is spons...2021-03-0450 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar to Meet an Agent (w Danny Steele)He's been making the podcast rounds recently, and this week he's hopped on over - glass of red in hand - to our show. Our first guest of the new season is agent and founder of Union Management: Danny Steele. Danny gives advice on what agents look for in actors and how best to establish and maintain a strong actor/agent relationship. From personalised emails to blow up dolls, we explore the many ways in which actors can get themselves on the elusive agent radar. New episodes, Thursdays from 5.30pm (UK Time) 2021-02-2540 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and... "Line?"Time stands still, you can hear your own heart beat. An older lady with a freshly-set-perm in the front row clears her throat. This is something you could only dream of doing when it feels like you’ve just consumed enough talcum powder to solve Benidorm’s latest chub-rub outbreak. You’ve dried up, don’t sweat it... sorry, too soon? In this episode, David and Scarlett dissect the actors ‘cotton-mouth’ inducing nightmare that is: forgetting your lines. So grab a glass of your favourite and make it a strong one.New episodes, Thursdays fr...2021-02-181h 04
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Cancel 2021Maybe we were naive, maybe we were optimistic, maybe we were acting out of character and being glass-half-fullish or maybe we were downright foolish to think that once Big Ben had done his business, 2021 might be different. The raging hangovers on the 1st were probably the first signs, that this go around the sun was going to be just as much of a failure of epic proportions as its predecessor, whispers the dirty word 2020. But never fear, because Scarlett and David are back to... shine some light, share some laughs and encourage you to erase...2021-02-1150 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar TrailerTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and find humour in reality, provide opinions on everything they're not entitled to, and of course...THEY DRINK! Hosted by Scarlett Briant and David McCulloch, Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is a comedy podcast, featuring a range of weird and wonderful stories, anecdotes from the world of acting, and of course a load of drunken waffle intelligent conversation. Join Scarlett and David, along with a range of fantastic guests from the world of acting and all corners of the arts industry! So grab yourself so...2021-02-0402 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Drink to Forget 20202020, it's been... a year.In the Series 1 finale, hosts Scarlett and Dave take a look back on the year that was 2020 and boy is there a lot to unpack. If they ever have to hear the words “next slide please”, unprecedented, herd immunity, Zoom, Karen or any portmanteau’s with ‘exit’ on the end of it, then they both might just spontaneously combust or recoil into themselves like when you touch a snail right on the eye stalks. So pull up a seat, strap yourself in, pour yourself a drink (preferably a gin because th...2020-12-3143 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Festive Actors Walk Into a Bar and Listen to Slade (w Emily Slade)“IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAS”But shhhh, don’t tell the Government!Scarlett and Dave take listening to Slade to a whole new level, as they are joined by the host of Why This Film Podcast, Emily Slade. Fuelled by yule tidings and copious amounts of mulled wine they discuss a handful of classic Christmas traditions such as a Christmas films, the unspoken history of pantomime, and the scarring trials and tribulations of the school nativity.So jingle those bells, crack those nuts and mistle your toes for the Two Actors Walk Into a B...2020-12-2450 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar Wearing Masks"It goes OVER your nose!" Sometimes you just need to have a good moan and groan, then move on and 2020 has given us more than enough material to moan about. The ‘moving on’ part however, is not something Dave and Scarlett are familiar with.What better way to light the Two Actors touch paper than a combination of misused masks and pure ignorance? This fire is fuelled by laughter, colourful language and yet more laughter.New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar are released every Thurs...2020-12-1740 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar...OUCH! (w Hannah Harrison)“Had an accident at work? Not your fault?”From dislocated knees to shrapnel scars and burst appendices, acting appears to be one of the only professions where, if you suffer such an injury, you carry on regardless of whether hospitalisation is required.In this weeks episode, hosts Scarlett and David go through stories of on-stage casualties submitted by listeners and recall some bruised tales of their own, alongside fellow actor, artist and klutzomaniac: Hannah Harrison.New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar are released every Thursday. Be sure to f...2020-12-1053 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Nail an Audition (w Christopher Bartlett-Walford)This week, Scarlett and Dave are joined by Christopher Bartlett-Walford, host of the “Don’t Call Us We’ll Call You” podcast.The three of them discuss the ever changing landscape of the arts industry, Scarlett and Dave recall audition room moments that will stay with them for life and Christopher’s pearls of wisdom, found at the bottom of a strong JD make this episode a must-listen.New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar are released every Thursday. Be sure to follow, or subscribe to us on your favourite...2020-12-0356 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Get Roasted"Oh you're an actor? So you must lie all the time?"What's the weirdest, most annoying, or just downright rude questions you've been asked, after telling someone you're an actor? The results are not something that hosts Scarlett and David could have predicted, as they look through your Twitter submissions and find out how some people really view the acting profession!New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar are released Thursdays at 5.30pm (UK Time). Be sure to subscribe to us on your favourite podcast platform, so you never miss an...2020-11-2646 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Get Grilled‘So, when are you going to get a proper job?’Scarlett and David make sport of ‘those questions’ that actors face when meeting someone new. They recall their own experiences as well as those of other actors. They’re no strangers to an awkward exchange with members of the public, some of whom seem to haemorrhage their manners at the drop of a bottle!New episodes of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar are released Thursdays at 5.30pm (UK Time). Be sure to subscribe to us on your favourite podcast platform, so you never miss...2020-11-1944 min
Two Actors Walk Into a BarTwo Actors Walk Into a Bar and Start a PodcastThe first episode does what it says on the tin. Hosts Scarlett and David explain what inspired them to embark on this journey of ‘chatting shit’, together. However, staying on topic does not come naturally to this pair. So come and laugh along with them as they discuss the full frontal subplots of real life, with a glass in hand.New episodes released Thursdays at 5.30pm UK Time. Be sure to subscribe to "Two Actors Walk Into a Bar" to ensure you never miss and episode.Soundtrack performed by Rotaries. Artwork designed and illu...2020-11-1241 min