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Dad's a Spicy MeatballIt Was A Simple Card That Said, "Every Father Should"The Meatballs Know Exactly What Every Father Should Do Now. In this episode we discuss: Squid Game Treats, Father Hand Memories, Letters Arriving After A 3 Year Journey, School Nurses And Scoliosis Tests, People Telling You That You Have Terrible Hair, and The Crockpot from Adam In Virginia, "How Do You Deal With People Giving Advice That Have No Business Doing So?"2024-05-2335 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“The Finale, The Thing You’re Been Waiting For All Season, Is Here”The Meatballs are Wrapping The Season With Twists Around Every Turn. In This Episode we discuss: Special Guests Matthew McConaughey, Beau Miles and Matty Matheson, Meatball Cries For Help, Dermatologist Touching, The Webs Of Lies We’re Caught Up In, Getting The Snip, Swirling Indecision, Your Wife Not Wanting To Date You, A Walk To Remember And The Crockpot From Peter In Texas, Where Do Dad’s Go For Support?2021-12-3059 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Love Is Best As Leftovers"During this Holiday Season, The Meatballs want to remind you to keep it romantic with this classic episode “Given The Year We’ve Had, Words Are Hard To Come By, But I Love You Very Much.”In this episode we discuss: Relationship Bank Accounts, Stockings Full Of Pleasantries, Torpedo Love Connections, Texas Chivalry, Saying What You Mean, Six Days With Sibling-In-Laws and The Crockpot: Potty Training Resistant Toddler. 2021-12-1449 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“It Was Just A Simple Card That Said ‘Every Father Should’”The Meatballs Know Exactly What Every Father Should Do Now. In this episode we discuss: Squid Game Treats, Father Hand Memories, Letters Arriving After A 3 Year Journey, School Nurses And Scoliosis Tests, People Telling You That You Have Terrible Hair, and The Crockpot from Adam In Virginia, How Do You Deal With People Giving Advice That Have No Business Doing So?2021-12-0744 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“I Ate The Turkey and Slept Through All Of It”We slept through the entire week of Thanksgiving so enjoy a classic Meatball Episode "Man Last Night I Had Six Redbulls and Went Down The Rabbithole and Then I Passed Out"The Meatballs are just one big conspiracy. In this episode we discuss: Tupac Moon Landing, Living in The Matrix, Death’s Cousin Sleep, Sock Running People, Emotional Deprivation Tanks, Social Atrophy and The Crockpot: Good Safe Places To Bring Kids.2021-11-3052 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“Alright, So What’s In Your Escort Package?”The Meatballs Are Starting An Escort Service. In This Episode we discuss: When It’s Time For Hair Plugs, Vincent Gallo’s $50,000 Love, A Night With Corey For A G-Wagon, Oval Office Wrestling, The Real Life Pied Piper, and The Crockpot: from James in Arkansas, How Does An Introvert Dad Deal With An Extrovert Kid?2021-11-2350 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“What I Don’t Want Is A Club That Has A Parent’s Night”The Meatballs Just Opened The Hottest Night Club. In This Episode we discuss: Halloween Pressure, Dysfunctional Tear-away Pants, Why Depends Do Not Make For a Good Costume, Parents-Only Dance Clubs, Peeing In Clamshells, And The Crockpot: from Jesse in BC, Canada, How The Hell Do You Afford Daycare?2021-11-1648 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“Yeah I Probably Have Gout, That’s Probably What It Is”The Meatballs Should Really Cut Back on The Organ Meat. In This Episode we discuss: Modern Medicine That Tells You How Many More Beers You Can Have, Pee Feet and Arch Support, Sneakerhead Culture, Getting Richer But Losing Grimes, The Finer Things, A Walk To Remember, Matty Matheson Wisdom and The Crockpot: from Michael in Germany, My Fear Is Breaking My Family Apart.2021-11-0948 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“I Mean This Is A Sports Podcast And You’re Telling Me I Can’t Do Sports Betting?”The Meatballs Are Betting The Under. In This Episode we discuss: The Balloon World Cup, The Back To The Future Sports Almanac, Youtube Bansai Trees, Pre-Internet-Cross-Country Stories, Yin Yangs, Punk’d The Movie, The Mind Scramble of Eternity, and The Crockpot from Luke in West Viriginia, Dealing With My Daughter’s Constipation.2021-11-0244 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“I’m Here To Tell You To Kill All Your Dreams”The Meatballs Want You To Give Up On Everything You Believe In. In This Episode We Discuss: Dream Sucks And Syphons, Short-circuiting Your Pleasure Receptors, The Four Stovetop Burners Of Life, The End Of Baseball Hats, Patrick Swayze Pottery Classes, and The Crockpot: from Jeremy in the U.K., Living In The Shadow Of Famous Parents AKA Is There Success After Baby?2021-10-2649 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“I Guess I Should Be Celebrating With My Family Too In Some Capacity”The Meatballs are Having a Birthday. In this episode we discuss: Birthday Traditions, The Best and Worst Moment Of The Year, Craving Risky Behavior, The Impossibility Of 25 Good Friends, Amazing Facts From A Surprise Guest, and The Crockpot: from Rick in Arkansas, I Bottle Up My Feelings and Don’t Communicate Them.2021-10-1943 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“And It Started Gettin Dangerous”The Meatballs are headed to Parent-Teacher Conferences. In this episode we discuss: Do Teachers Know Anything About Being Parents, Very Bad Days, Kid Smoke Breaks, Things Getting Dangerous, Using The Carrot and The Stick At The Same Time, The Listening Box and The Crockpot from Jay in Tennessee, All My Kids Are In School Now and I’m Kinda Sad About It.2021-10-1245 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“Speaking Of Saving Money Or Not Saving Money, My Brother Had a Kid This Week”The Meatballs will save you Thousands of Dollars! In this episode we discuss: Baby Bargain Tips, Dieming The Most Carpe, 2 Inch Foot Callouses, Corey’s Uncle Persona, Zuncle Corey, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Our New Performance Art Exhibit, and The Crockpot: When The Struggle Is Too Much.2021-10-0547 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"I Really Really Really Wanna Zigazig Ah"The Meatballs are starting a Boy Band. In this episode we discuss: The Forgotten Spice Girl, Gary Spice, Bon Iver Breath, David Beckham Hair Problems, Giant Tennis Rackets, Stanish Flamingos, Men’s Birth Face, and The Crockpot: My Partner Thinks Everything I Do Is Wrong Or Dumb.2021-09-2847 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Have You Tossed A Lassoo?"The Meatballs are a couple of Concrete Cowboys. In this episode we discuss: My Little Rodeo Clown, Tail Ropes, White Dynamo, Cowboy Tests, Gettin Out of Dodge, The Collective Us Waiting In The Car, and The Crockpot: How Do I Give My Kids The Experiences I Had Growing Up.2021-09-2147 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“I Feel Like I’m Going In There With The Goal Of Like Winning Or Something”The Meatballs Go to Therapy. In this episode we discuss: Texting Matthew McConaughey, Trojan Sponsorship, Jonah Hill’s Joyous Existence, Goalball Goals, Gaming Clinicians, Door-to-Door Typewriter Salesman, and The Crockpot: Dad Struggling With Depression and Anxiety.2021-09-1442 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"You Ever Uh, You Ever Been Haunted?"The Meatballs visit from the Spirit World. In this episode we discuss: Astral Projectile Vomit, Food Poison With Loved Ones, Gas Leak Ghost Stories, Spooky Closets, Laird Hamilton Lighting Workouts, Disintegrating Gaming Chairs, Milk Crate Outrage, and The Crockpot: The Best Habits For New Dads.2021-09-0752 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"I Mean Is It So Wrong To Want People To Drop A Nominal Payment Off In My Mailbox?"The Meatballs change the shape of modern politics. In this episode we discuss: Power Votes, Argentinian Christmas, Bountiful Bribes, Child Presidents, Chocolate Flavored Taffy Like Candy, Rumspringa, Rear Naked Spain, and The Crockpot: How To Get Your Spouse To Let You Make A Podcast With So Much To Do?2021-08-3149 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"I Wanted A Squatty Potty And Then I Realized I Could Just Take A Stool And Put My Feet On It"The Meatballs start an Only Fans page. In this episode we discuss: The Meatball Pledge Drive, Zipping Then Unzipping Your Pants, The Death Of Reading, Questionable Bidets, Learning Things Are In Fact Easier Without Kids, Bet The House Gambling Picks, And The Crockpot: My Daughter Cries While Playing Sports.2021-08-2449 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"You're A Puritan Witch, You're A Puritan Witch"The Meatballs are marked with the Scarlet Letter. In this episode we discuss: Piggy and the Conch Shell, Mrs. Buzzleboo, Burning Witches, Lessons From Captain Fantastic, Sex Talks With Magic Johnson, Puriteens, The Physics Of Death, Paying The Kid Tab, Go Ninja Go, and The Crockpot: How To Teach Your Kid About Good Music Without Telling Them Their Music Sucks.2021-08-1753 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“Yeah I Mean I Guess Two People Lied Is What Happened”The Meatballs are a couple of liars. In this episode we discuss: Vacation Scott, Banana Hammocks, Bachelor/Anniversary Parties, Dungeon Hotels, If It’s Ok To Lie, Protect Them Vs Wreck Them, Snow Plow Parents, Putting Kids Out Of Their Depth, West-Consin and The Crockpot: When Should Your Kids Play Video Games.2021-08-1047 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Curdled Dairy Just Thrown Up All Over Me"The Meatballs are bathing in upchuck. In this episode we discuss: Vomit Clouds, Sandra Bullock’s Skin Treatment, Whale Foreskin Barstools, Planting Seeds Of Your Own Destruction, The Siren Call Of Golf, Shaving 10,000 Chipmunks, Giving It A Half-Ass, and The Crockpot: Saying No Too Often. 2021-08-0343 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Prompt Received, You Want Corey To Take His Shirt Off?"The Meatballs are here to obey your every command. In this episode we discuss: Interactive Openings, Flu Game 2, False Confidence Guys, Bo, Bo and Beau, Recruiting 3 Year Olds, Raising Digital Kids, Opting Out, Default Dad Images, and The Crockpot: Breastfeeding Daughter and Left-out Dad2021-07-2744 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"You Know Me and Gabriel Up There And The Angels"The Meatballs get Dead and Buried. In this episode we discuss: Funeral 2nd Lines, Cheapskate Weddings, Half-life Speeches, Ole Shit-Heel Green, Hook Worm Healthcare, Crystal Meth Cravings, Parenting Annual Reviews, and the Crockpot: Faking It Till You Make It.2021-07-2048 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Man Last Night I Had Six Redbulls and Went Down This Rabbithole and Then I Passed Out"The Meatballs are just one big conspiracy. In this episode we discuss: Tupac Moon Landing, Living in The Matrix, Death’s Cousin Sleep, Sock Running People, Emotional Deprivation Tanks, Social Atrophy and The Crockpot: Good Safe Places To Bring Kids.2021-07-1352 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Given the Year We’ve Had, Words Are Kinda Hard To Come By, But I Love You Very Much"The Meatballs get Romantic. In this episode we discuss: Relationship Bank Accounts, Stockings Full of Pleasantries, Torpedo Love Connections, Texas Chivalry, Saying What You Mean, Six Days With Sibling-In-Laws and The Crockpot: Potty Training Resistant Toddlers2021-07-0649 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"And He Gave Me The Dead Fish"The Meatballs join the Marvel Universe. In this episode we discuss: Sid The Elder, Spoiler Statutes, Missing Moments with Richard Simmons, Taco Tuesday, Camp Romance, Blues Clues Steve Status, and the Crockpot: Getting My Sons To Cook2021-07-0248 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"You Know If You Just Use Enough Rubberbands, You Don’t Really Need To Get It"The Meatballs get Snipped. In this episode we discuss: Round ‘Em Up Little Doggies, Ryan Reynolds, Snip Sure, Pool Cue Skewers, Mirrors That Show The Insides, Stark Family Traditions, Korean Worms and The Crockpot: Kids Being Buckwild With Mom2021-06-2243 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Just Throw A Freakin Test At It and Let Me Have My Placebo Moment"The Meatballs get Jinxed. In this episode we discuss: TIVO, Mystic Healers, Cancer Patients, White Coat Belief, Christmas Story Frostbite, Falling In Love At The Eye Doctor, and Losing Your Kids To Their Friends.2021-06-1548 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"It Assumes That My Wife Wants To Continue To Date Me"The Meatballs attempt to date their wives. In this episode we discuss: Precogs, Bro Diggin, Beau Miles, A Walk to Remember, DIU, Two Butt Chuck, and Getting a 5 Year Old’s Shoes On.2021-06-0844 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"If You Threaten To Discipline and You Never Do, He’s Not Going to Learn"The Meatballs join the military. Actually, it’s for the best they don’t. In this episode we discuss: Dad Dojos, Waxing Wooly Weirdos, Are We Missing Something, Shohei Ohtani, F1, MBMBAM, Game of Thrones Incarnations and Bringing Work Stress Home.2021-06-0149 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Any Spots You Want Us To Take A Look At?"The Meatballs head to the Dermatologist. In this episode we discuss: COVID Convos, Moles, Why Dad's Leave, The Mirror That Is Having Children and Forced Dude Dates.2021-05-2544 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Little Undertummy Comin Out The Guayabera"The Meatballs are falling apart. In this episode we discuss: Old Man U, Fountain of Youth, Grandpa Rattlesnake, Poop Prints, and Tantrums.2021-05-1845 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Where Are Your Hidey Holes?"The Meatballs buried it deep. Get ready to discover their Hidey Holes. In this episode we discuss: Enema Vactions, Acid Art Abilities, Burried Treasure, Cave Love, and Before Baby Comes.2021-05-1147 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"I Can Do A Worm Pretty Good"The Meatballs traumatize their children. In this episode we discuss: Balloon Animals, Youtube Career Fairs, Yoyos, $25,000 Of Goodness, Trauma Memories, Stove High Fives, and Spit Up to the Mouth.2021-05-0445 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Do You Have Stretch Marks, Me Too"The Meatballs are on probation, help get them out. In this episode we discuss: Mom Laps, Rules of Life, Jocks Out, HGH Kids, Stretch Marks, and Dad Stigma.2021-04-2750 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"You Seem Too Old But Are You A Blader?"The Meatballs contemplate gender and Middle School. In this episode we discuss: Sandbaggers, Rollerblading, Sex Talks, Jump Rope For Heart, Gender and No Time For Me.2021-04-2054 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“Your Kid Is Just Running Around With No MIPS On Their Helmet?”The Meatballs fall into a swirling vortex of indecision. In this episode we discuss: Bad Trash Talk, Coaching Conversations, Being Crippled By Choice, Meaningful Activities with Kids and Whooping Kids in Sports.2021-04-1345 minDad's a Spicy Meatball“You Sort of Act Like You’re In Pain, But Deep Down You’re Enjoying The Hell Out Of It”The Meatballs start a Lakehouse Cult. Bring your paycheck and they’ll provide the lunchmeat and beer. In this episode we discuss: Cults, Becoming a Monk, Adapting to Suffering, Being a Park Parent and Other People's Kids.2021-04-0645 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"We Should Eat Him Before He Withers Away"The Meatballs survive in the Post-Apocalyptic World. In this episode we discuss: Chamillionaire, Family Lore, Apocalypse Jobs, Zombie Dad Life, and Falling Apart From Lack of Sleep.2021-03-3054 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Bula? My Mammy And Them Live Up In Bula"The Meatballs go to Fiji. In this episode we discuss: Wim Hof, Fiji, Holistic Medicine, 4 Hands Massages, and Our Dad's Most Proud Moments.2021-03-2341 minDad's a Spicy Meatball"Yes But They Are Suuuuch A Blessing"The Meatballs relive their David Bowie Eras. In this episode we discuss: Bowie, Sleeping On The Floor, Neighborhood Characters, Puppeteer Cursing, Tiger Woods and The Effects Of Kids On a Marriage.2021-03-1643 min