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Why Is Harriet Crying?Oswald Cobblepot (with Sean McLoughlin)Sean returns to talk haircuts, moles and that dastardly fiend of Gotham known as The Penguin.
Sean's going on tour so you can see him live in person! Check here for more info.
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Sean's going on tour so you can see him live in person! Check here for more info.
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Why Is Harriet Crying?Sing like a Fish (with Sean McLoughlin)Harriet and Sunil are here to save the day as Sean McLoughlin arrives to cause havoc and destruction.
You can watch Sean's brilliant stand-up special Hail Mary on YouTube...
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Sean & Eliot Read The BibleRevelation: Part 2 (A Finale Speciale)This is the end.
From BC to AD to 2070.
Thank you for listening.
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Eliot's short film, Flu & Me:
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Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin:
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Eliot on Twitter...2020-12-131h 08
Sean & Eliot Read The BibleRevelation: Part 1The beginning of the end.
The omen of dark times ahead.
The one when God literally shows up to show his disgust at our podcast.
REV-ELIOT-A-SEAN
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...2020-12-061h 01Sean & Eliot Read The BibleLettersWe've emerged from our comas to bring you the final three episodes!
Letters is such a crazy series of books, honestly. There's a lot of drama, a lot of laughs, a lot of giraffes.
There are five golden tickets hidden among certain listens of this episode. If you find one, you'll be joining us on a tour around the chocolate factory! We might even kill you in a cute way (drowned in a brown river)
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Insane In The Men BrainIITMB Sean McLoughlinRich Wilson talks to comedian Sean McLoughlin. Here's his stuff:https://twitter.com/SeanMcLoughlinhttps://www.instagram.com/seanmcloughlincomedian/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkZZMCafdtYpEDlg9FOWF3ghttps://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/sean-eliot-read-the-bible/id1416893113?mt=2If you haven't already, please subscribe to our spin-off podcast Insane In The FEM Brain at https://smarturl.it/fembrain and you can find more media related info on all of our podcasts titles at Producer Paul's website pauldaniels.tv. For our Patreon supporters page please go to h...2020-10-011h 17
22 Grand PodSean McLoughlin - ComedianBonus Episode: For something a bit different, stand-up comedian Sean McLoughlin comes on the podcast to discuss his favourite bands and memories from the noughties era, as well as talking about his own career - including working and touring with Ricky Gervais. Links: Sean's Podcast - Sean & Eliot Read The Bible: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/sean-eliot-read-the-bible/id1416893113?mt=2 Sean's stand-up show, Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=815s----------------------------------Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/22grandpodOff the back of the main pod, we...2020-07-211h 05Sean & Eliot Read The BibleRomanzThe final season returns and the boys are bigger than ever.
This is honestly the worst bit of the Bible. Man alive, we're basically heroes for getting through this one. If anyone is bored of the holy book by now you should know we take a side-step in this one and actually do a bit of Myths (Romulus & Remus) and Legends (Us, for having a podcast)
Keep being fantastic and thanks for sticking with us when the episode schedule gets a bit delayed. We basically want to make sure we record the last one together, so we have to space...2020-07-1551 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleActs of the ApostlesThe world may be falling apart but you can't stop us from reading the "good" book. No matter how many times you ask us not to...
"Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying about it.
"Please, stop reading the Bible. Stop making podcasts!" You yell, wrongly.
"We are your saviours and we have come," One of us says while the other rolls his Eliot eyes. "What the world needs right now is more BiblePod. You are so welcome."
As long as the sun shines, as long as...2020-05-3155 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Resurrection of ChristIt's part two of our series four kick-off!
Jesus is dead. The show is surely over...
No! Just like E.T., Gandalf and Reese Witherspoon, Christ returns to save the day.
Also one of us farts in this episode about 37 minutes in.
Recorded in self-isolation because we honestly can't stand each other anymore.2020-04-1249 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Death of ChristAnd low! All the citizens of Earth were locked away to live out their darkest days alone. But fear not for your heroes have returned to do a final series...
In the first part of a two-parter, we read the story of the first Good Friday, in which Jesus was born? I don't know. We haven't read it yet.
Part two is released in two days (on Easter Sunday!) so maybe listen to this one ASAP to get ready!
Recorded in self-isolation, just for fun.2020-04-101h 24Sean & Eliot Read The BibleMiracles (A Magic Show Special)Well tickle my berries, it's another series finale!
We wrap up this momentous chapter of our show with some of the most well-known stories about Jesus and his spells. You want some fish and bread? You got it. You're lame? Not any more! Sick of swimming? Walk on that water, idiot!
You want series 4? Verily Verily, your wish is our command! See you soon for our Good Friday/ Easter Sunday DOUBLE-BILL...2020-03-081h 09Sean & Eliot Read The BibleJesus Meets The PeopleVERILY, VERILY! Sometimes we read stories. Sometimes we don't. Don't get us wrong, we cover some important stuff, but when the Bible doesn't provide something meaty, we put on a show, Gourd-dammit. A song to unite the world? That's for the courts to decide...2020-02-2558 min
Sean & Eliot Read The BibleWater into Wine"Toxic masculinity" is a phrase that's constantly being chucked around these days, but what does it really mean? How can we - as a society - not only analyse the building blocks of daily norms and cultural touchstones, but also break them down to hopefully create a more accepting, loving and respectful world? Is it possible to drill into centuries of psychological and sociological foundations to grasp the beating heart of this whatever to uh huh? Can we do it by discussing Jesus' lad crew and that time they went boozing? No.2020-02-091h 06Sean & Eliot Read The BibleJohn the Baptist & The Temptations of ChristNew Year? New Us. Same book. New Testament! Old man. Dies alone. Nobody finds him. 3 weeks later. Postman suspects. Doesn't report it. He's still there. He's you.
Thanks for listening to the show! It's a fun episode full of joy, adventure and the devil.2020-01-261h 00Sean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Birth of ChristSanta Claus is coming to town and the holidays have mounted us. The New Testament is finally here and we're celebrating with an actual famous story! The nativity one!
We're meeting the new guy and embracing the next chapter of our adventure. It's a crucial moment the show's history so Come Let Ye Adore Us.
Merry Crispmas and a Happy New etc. x2019-12-181h 14Sean & Eliot Read The BibleNew Testament PredictionsBefore we crack the spine of the messiah, we've done our best to make some very thoughtful and insightful guesses into what's to come in the New Testament...2019-12-0835 min
The Comedian's OutLuke PodcastSean McLoughlinSean McLoughlin is without doubt one of the finest comedians in the game and II wad delighted to spend an afternoon with him. He has gone from performing on the grueling Open Mic circuit to supporting Ricky Gervais on his world tours of,Humanity and SuperNature. In this episode we speak about his comedy journey, the Honda Jazz, his podcast and much more.Gigs: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/sean-mcloughlinWebsite: http://seanmcloughlincomedy.com/about/Twitter: @SeanMcLoughlin - https://twitter.com/seanmcloughlinFacebook: https://www.facebook.com...2019-11-241h 17Sean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Live-Action RemakeOn 3rd November 2019, history was made. Standing before a crowd of dozens, Sean McLoughlin & Eliot J Fallows celebrated completing the Old Testament by handing out The Old Testament Awards (nicknamed "The Testes")
It was a thing of beauty.
Later that night, they discovered the event was not recorded. After being bought out by a new, but very friendly megacorporation, it was suggested that Sean and Eliot "remake" the event in "live action" to include all of the content, but none of the heart or excitement of the original... Enjoy!
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Eliot: @EliotJFallows2019-11-241h 09Sean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Minor Prophets: Part 2Uh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone!
Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one with the talent (Zephaniah), The druggie one (Haggai), The one who doesn't matter (Zechariah), and The one who does Big Brother in 2029 (Malachi).
TODAY (3rd November) is the date of the LIVE SHOW! If you're on the fence, please buy a ticket before this episode puts you off the idea. It'll be a blast...
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Sean & Eliot Read The BibleThe Minor Prophets: Part 1Call all the teenage girls you know and tell them to run away from home and go to the podcast shop because Captain Sean McLoughlin and First Mate Eliot J Fallows are bringing you the newest, sexiest boyband in all of Jerusalem.
We've got the bad boy (Hosea), The boy next door (Joel), The one who dies young (Amos), The mums' favourite who probably turns out to be the one who gets caught sending pics of his penis to girls (Obadiah) and gay one with the best voice (Jonah)
It's the penultimate episode before the end of the Old Testament...2019-10-211h 04Sean & Eliot Read The BibleEzekiel & DanielWell touch my toes and call me a hoe, we're back baby! Series 3 is here and it's super queer. You want entertainment? Well we're serving up some grade-A enter-shame-ment. You want the truth? You can't handle the poops. Boy-howdy, wee-willy-wotsits! Your mother hates your guts!
The Books of Ezekiel and Daniel are so hip and cool that we'd be under scrutiny by the HIGHEST court in the gogdamn land if we didn't warn you ahead of time that you will DIE if you don't listen to this red HOT 80 minutes of masterful nonsense.
I mean ezekiel is fine and daniel...2019-10-061h 20
Why Is Harriet Crying?The Next Generation (with Sean McLoughlin)Harriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel are joined by Sean McLoughlin for their first ever filmed version of the podcast. They discuss decorative cats, ships, Star Trek and dogs who are alive.
You can now watch the show as a video podcast here.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com...2019-10-0441 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleBONUS: Monk & CowboySurprise! It's been a long, hot, wet summer and we're here to towel you down and get you up to speed.
After the events of Series 2, we thought it best to catch you up on everything we've been up to in preparation for Series 3, which starts on 6th October...
Plus we're doing a LIVE SHOW and we need to promote it... It's on 3rd November at the Bill Murray Angel Comedy Club in London. 18:45. £5.
Get yourself a ticket and come and join us.2019-09-2924 min
Think to the BrinkJesus vs. Gepetto: Celebrity Carpenters ft. Sean McLoughlinE80: The Son of God vs the father of Pinocchio, the Messiah vs the nomadic Italian toymaker, Italy vs Israel... Jesus vs Gepetto! We welcome special guest host, Sean McLoughlin to the show this week: critically acclaimed stand up comedian and support act for the likes of Ricky Gervais and Bill Burr and co-host of the official Holy Bible podcast: Sean and Eliot Read the Bible.
We discuss Gepetto's sex life or lack thereof, whether or not he is related to the old man from the Dolmio ads, how good a carpenter Jesus really was and the...2019-08-1541 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleLamentations (A Star World Special)Oh boy! (or her!)
It's time for our big fall out! This is NOT for publicity or to boost our numbers. We're honestly breaking up and there'll never be another episode ever again until series 3.
This is major. This is catastrophic. This is Chewbacco.
WARNING: May contain material that could be unsuitable for everyone because it's so dumb and gross and childish, but in many ways, because of the layering of plot, character and meaning it's actually very clever British Podcast Awards.
Only review it if you HAVEN'T been convicted of a crime.
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Sean & Eliot Read The BibleIsaiah & JeremiahNow here's the thing. Both Isaiah and Jeremiah go over things we've already done. And I know what you're thinking:
"Nobody's MAKING you read the Bible"
And you're right. Our only response is this:
"These books may have been tough to get through, but by JOVE, we love it. Sometimes we love the things that hurt us most. That's what makes it the most powerful force in the universe."
Also we do some legally questionable things.
Only review it if you like it and can PROVE you can count to five.
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And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin
An...2019-06-1655 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleBONUS: Come From A Land Down UnderG'night and welcome along to a special announcement from Sean and Eliot, separated by oceans and various emotional walls.
Due to Sean's career and Eliot's finances, we've been delayed slightly but a brand new proper episode will be with you soon. Until then, please enjoy this mini-thing and maybe go back and listen to some of your choice faves!
Have a wonderful life before we see you time (in two weeks, as usual) and always remember - MURDER IS LEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY. GO FOR IT.2019-05-1216 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleEcclesiastes & Song of SolomonWhile you're celebrating Easter (what even is it?) we're doing a big ol' pranks with our APRIL FOOLS' DAY episode!!!!!!!1!!!!
It's a bloody rollercoaster this week, as Ecclesiastes goes on about how dire and pointless life is right before the sexy Song of Solomon is all like "Love and Sex and hard necks are the best and most pointingful."
Thanks for the lovely reviews.
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Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-04-211h 15Sean & Eliot Read The BibleProverbsWhat is a proverb?
We don't know. It's like a sentence but more aggressive. Aggressive to the soul. Like a soul knife. But then someone twists the soul knife so it opens up a new bit of your soul. Like a soul door wedge. But then someone trips on the soul door wedge because the door isn't open all the way and your newfound morals rub people the wrong way. So you find yourself more enlightened and in tune with the universe, but ultimately you're also more alone.
Welcome to our comedy podcast. Sean's been political and Eliot's been charitable.
...2019-04-071h 08Sean & Eliot Read The BiblePsalmsKevin Spacey. Dustin Hoffman. Eliot J Fallows.
All great actors, just doing some great acting.
Bit of a weird one this week, not going to lie. Eliot's desperate for work and he's not above begging or writing in the third person. He'll do ANYTHING. So come
along for a powerful masterclass and showcase in acting. Pay attention, Marvel/ Disney/ anyone else. You might learn a thing or two.
PSean does the sound effects, but he already has a career, so no bother there.
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Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-03-241h 12Sean & Eliot Read The BibleJobIn this very special episode of your favourite podcast, Sean and Eliot discuss the many complexities of life. Get yourselves prepped and propped ready for the most invasive and possibly even painful episode of your actual favourite podcast. We do go deep, so if you're not comfortable at any time, just say and we can adjust as necessary.
Again, thanks for those reviews and please don't question your actions or look yourself in the mirror.
Hashtag Fleabag, Michael Jackson, Alan Partridge, Brexit.
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And Sean: [@SeanMcLoughlin](http://www.twitter.com/s...2019-03-101h 15Sean & Eliot Read The BibleEzra & Nehemiah & EstherIt's 11am, so WHIZZBANG AND THE KID are here to bang your morning into submission.
Ezra and Nehemiah follow the Israelites' return to Jerusalem after their exile, but some bloody mishaps occur (if you consider people being in love to be a mishap)
Esther is a story of female empowerment and the consumption of liquids.
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Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-02-241h 27Sean & Eliot Read The BibleChroniclesIt's a special surprise episode!
That's right Josiah, the Bible features it's very own clip show, so why the heck shouldn't we?
It's time to reflect on everything we've learned so far and ask your family for forgiveness. It's mostly about Disney remakes and blue Will Smith.
It's not a proper clip show though, so do please listen and tell your stupid friends to as well.
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Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-02-1737 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleKingsBack in the Bible days, people would rely on old people to run their lives and sit on a big chair. Sometimes they would do something important, but most of the time they'd just faff about and make a big mess.
Welcome to Kings.
Sean and Eliot Habbo all over your Habbo to Habbo a Habbo and flip it upside-down. Plus Sean's finances are being Habbo'd and Eliot met Habbo which led to a big Habbo breakdown.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-02-101h 22Sean & Eliot Read The BibleRuth & SamuelWe're back from Devonshire and ready to get back to work with a second coming!
Sean takes us through the Book of Ruth, which basically works as an old-fashioned rom-com, only with more threshing.
Then Eliot tackles the Book(s) of Samuel, which chart the rise and fall of King David, including his epic battle with Shantay Goliath.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2019-01-271h 19Sean & Eliot Read The BibleJudges (A Christmas Special)Hi Dan, just copy and paste this into the description:
"Sean and Eliot are alive and bring you a festive treat as the first series of their popular podcast concludes.
The Book of Judges features numerous stories including the failures of Israel and the tale of Samson & Delilah.
The show will return in January 2019, with more accurate and respectful episodes.
Twitter: @BiblePod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com"
And then see me in the boardroom to discuss your progress so far.
Regards,
Andrea2018-12-231h 22Sean & Eliot Read The BibleJoshuaAfter Moses left the story, the producers of the Bible were forced to find a new lead character. Will Joshua measure up? Will audiences find his David Spade-esque nonsense endearing or pointless?
He's pointless.
Also Sean has big personal news and Eliot demands bacon.
Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-12-021h 18
Sean & Eliot Read The BibleNumbers: Part 2 & DeuteronomyAnd so, it came to pass that Moses' story did end. It is as sad, mystical and violent as the rest of it has been. Plus there's a talking donkey!
Also Sean has a brush with Hollywood and Eliot campaigns for the mental health of a beloved Disney character.
Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks.
Twitter: @biblepod
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(Facebook page coming… soon)2018-11-181h 25Sean & Eliot Read The BibleNumbers: Part 1We hath returned to the people of pod and said unto thee: Come.
Moses and his team are rocking across he desert on their world tour. They've had enough of the warm embrace of God and would rather be slaves again. I'm sure he'll be fine with that. Also Eliot finally gave Sean a birthday present
Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-11-111h 19Sean & Eliot Read The BibleLeviticusLet's talk about God's views on sex, baby.
Leviticus is a tricky book to enjoy, but flipping Heaven, do we have a fun show for you. Tips and tricks for how to stay on God's good side. Cow killing 101\. Aaron suffers, Moses prevails.
Would you like to make love? Well chances are, God ain't gonna like it.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-10-141h 26Sean & Eliot Read The BibleExodus: Part 2We came. We read. We conquered.
Moses is in a sticky wicket wandering through the desert with his pals. Will they discover he's an alien? Can Aaron make it back to the future? Is Jethro going to add more dates to his Promised Land Tour?
Find out in the thrilling conclusion to our Exodus saga.
Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-09-301h 12Sean & Eliot Read The BibleExodus: Part 1Pack your bags and get ready for an action-packed adventure as we flee from Genesis and smash into the righteous abs of Exodus. We've got flaming bushes, we've got magic tricks, we've got an oppressed people that only a potential UFO and a time traveller from the future can save. Things are heating up.
Enjoy!
Please rate/review us on iTunes so BibleCorp don't get mad at us.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-09-161h 11Sean & Eliot Read The BibleGenesis: Part 3It's the third and final part of our Book of Genesis trilogy, and boy do things get saucy. We are introduced to a little fella called Abram (or is it Abraham) and find out all about his family and his strange dealings with Gord. We also visit the horrendous cesspools of Sodom and Gomorrah, plus are shocked to our core by the most bizarre plot-line we've come across so far….
Also Eliot has been in an incident which could be described as Biblical and Sean is tired and just wants to go to a birthday party.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gm...2018-09-021h 17Sean & Eliot Read The BibleGenesis: Part 2All aboard l'arche de Noé! Part two of our Genesis trilogy is here and we tackle the wettest story in the whole book (so far) as our famed protagonist God literally kills billions of people. Also we find out about the tower of Babel and ask just how old all these motherfuckers are in this book?
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-08-1951 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleGenesis: Part 1We're starting from the very beginning, with the creation of (almost) everything in the universe through the introduction of our enigmatic leading man, God. Then we visit Adam and Eve, and try and figure out if they are as dumb as their offspring. The scale of this task is hitting us in the face. Please enjoy.
Also Sean is a hero and Eliot has a feature.
Twitter: @biblepod
Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-08-051h 02
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#25: All that's left of our love...When God closes a door, he opens a podcast.
Sean and Eliot are back from the future to warn you about what's coming. WoundsPod is shutting up shop as we bring you a brand new venture!
Listen to this and then search for the new podcast! A whole new, brilliant thing to enjoy.
Yes! It's a new show! From us! For you! You're so lucky! You should thank us more! Before we disappear again, for good this time…
"Sean & Eliot Read the Bible". Go get. Subscribe.2018-07-2931 minSean & Eliot Read The BibleIn The Beginning...Welcome to Sean & Eliot Read The Bible, the official podcast of the Holy Bible. In this special introductory episode you'll meet your guides on this great quest, Sean McLoughlin (Comedian/Catholic) and Eliot J Fallows (Old Man/Heathen) as they go through their plans for tackling this historic text.
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Email: readthebiblepod@gmail.com2018-07-2425 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#24: Awards don't even matterWe're back from the awards and the sweet smell of victory still lingers in the air... Oh, the places we'll go. The book deals are rolling in and Celebrity Love Island is banging on our door.
But "No!", we yell. "No, dammit! We have work to do!"...
We keep grinding, day and night. To provide you with the highest quality audio entertainment.
We are wounded. We are many. We are the Best Internet.
We lost. It was a massacre.2018-04-1841 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#23: The episode before we lose the awardWe're ready to rumble and we've prepared our loser speech for the 2018 Chortle Awards. This episode is all about the build-up and hype for the biggest award ceremony of the season. The glitz! The glamour! The garlic!
Also Sean is going on an inexplicable holiday and Eliot has been to Toys R Us for the last time.2018-03-1138 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#22: Why have we been nominated for an award? What is happening? Hello?Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in. In a twist nobody saw coming Heal Your Wounds has been nominated for a Chortle Award and now has a chance to be named the greatest thing on the internet. In this special return episode Sean and Eliot try and figure out how the fuck this has happened, who the fuck the other nominees are and how the fuck we'll trick people to vote for us.
Go to chortle.co.uk to vote for Heal Your Wounds in 'Best Internet' category. Polls close on February 14...2018-02-1243 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#21: Happy New Year (We're Going Away For Awhile)Happy new year from all at Heal Your Wounds towers! Here is a little episode with no guests to explain where we've been and why we might not be doing an episode for awhile. Very sorry to leave you all hanging BUT this one still contains Sean and Eliot talking about the fools who advertise with us and we make up a series of Musicals on the spot. View it as a parting gift.2018-01-1632 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#20: Christmas Party: Fern Brady, Harriet Kemsley and Sunil PatelHo ho ho! On this fine Noel gather round the fire and listen as the HYW gang have a true Christmas party. Previous guests Fern Brady (magical Christmas in Ireland), Harriet Kemsley (Weird incestuous Christmas) and Sunil Patel (Presents in the boot of the car) are here to talk about what makes this time of year so bloody expensive. Also Sean spends much of this episode contemplating whether to spoil the new Star Wars for Eliot.
Happy Christmas. 2017-12-2458 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#19: Bobby Mair and Kate LucasIt's Eliot's birthday! Sean is ill but valiantly carries on and hosts this episode and luckily Bobby Mair and Kate Lucas are able to make the most of some frankly dogshit hosting. We talk namesakes, the dating scene and Eliot gets a song and a present. This one if a fever dream.
Go see Bobby Mair on tour in 20182017-12-101h 03
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#18: Phil Ellis and Will DugganThe Ballad Of Little Pip And Tommy Tonge. After a couple disciplined episodes things start to unravel here as comedians Phil Ellis and Will Duggan (stars of Edinburgh mega-hit Funz And Gamez) guest on the show. A winding chat takes in buses, brothels, Will's genuine phone number and a series of incredible tales of Phil being 'relieved on.' Also Sean and Eliot talk about The Santa Clause 3 for probably too long.
Sean's performing his acclaimed 2017 Edinburgh Fringe show in London on 12th December. Come! http://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/events/sean-mcloughlin-cant-ignore-forever/
Also details of...2017-11-281h 25
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#17: Sunil Patel"Why would you put the best thing in the world in a toilet?" Sean and Eliot may be struggling with the reveal of their relationship from the last episode but luckily comedian/hard worker Sunil Patel returns to the podcast to have a tremendous chat. The lads talk about their schooldays, the perils of giving advice in London and assess modern cinema. Also Eliot is excited for Christmas already. Sean is drunk as he writes this description.
Watch Sunil on the brilliant new series of Borderline on Channel 5.
Keep sending potential new artwork etc. to...2017-11-121h 17
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#16: Halloween Special: Stephen Bailey and Sarah KeyworthIt's a veritable SPOOKTACULAR this week as Sean desperately tries to make his guests respect his desire to do a halloween episode. Things do get bone-chilling as guest Sarah Keyworth presents a terrifying tale of dripping and licking and Stephen Bailey returns to tell us a story of love and demon slaying. Also, Eliot has written a piece that genuinely freaks the living shit out of Sean and a shocking twist is revealed that could change the show forever!
Why not come see Sean do a great solo show in Brighton on November 15th: http://www.thebrunswick...2017-10-291h 16
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#15: Adam Hess and David ElmsPinnochio's cage.
Wild times this episode as Sean (now 30) talks to homeless renaissance man David Elms (Channel 5's Boderline) and welcomes back Adam Hess (human clusterfuck). There's a return of Adam's 'inventions,' a discussion about milkmen and Eliot tells a story about racism in a swimming pool. It's nuts.
This one took AGES to edit so please pretend to enjoy it at least.2017-10-151h 35
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#14: Jonny PelhamAfter the mania of the three Edinburgh Fringe episodes things return to normal as we have a delightful chat with the useless comedian Jonny Pelham. We talk about what it's like having fleas, Sean and Eliot's political past and an outrageous new catchphrase is born. This is a mellow episode and that's fine with me.2017-10-011h 11
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#13: Gein's Family Giftshop and Phil JerrodIn our final Edinburgh waking nightmare Sean has gone mad with fatigue, Eliot is bleeding to death and Phil Jerrod is honking. These lads are joined by Kath, Ed and Adam AKA sketch maestros Gein's Family Giftshop to bang on about middle names (classic), celebrity deaths and well-written plays. ALSO BIG NEWS as beloved regular guest Phil Jerrod becomes an official co-host of Heal Your Wounds! Huzzah!
This episode is dedicated to the loving memory of Phil Jerrod who died after this recording.
Check out Gein's on BBC Radio Wales from 16th September for a...2017-09-1758 min
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#12: Rhys James and Phil JerrodShut up, all of you! The second part of our Edinburgh Fringe trilogy sees Rhys James join the lads and work experience Phil Jerrod. Gather round all ye worthless. Marvel at tales of Sleepy Sean's deathly dreams, Wiseboy Rhys' milky middle name and Phunky Phil's scandals working at *******. Also Eliot's been lying to Sean...
If you enjoy this podcast, please whisper it into the ears of your victims.
AND give Phil's podcast (Ultimate Scrutiny) a good ol' listen.2017-09-031h 17
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#11: Harriet Kemsley and Phil JerrodThat's tapas! In this first part of an epic trilogy recorded at the Edinburgh Fringe we welcome comedian/housemate Phil Jerrod to the show and herald the return of our favourite guest Harriet Kemsley. We talk about Sean's idea for a game show, Phil's celebrity spouse and Harriet's awesome new sitcom 'Bobby And Harriet Get Married' on Viceland. Also Eliot did a best man's speech.
Come see all the guests at the Edinburgh Fringe. Can't be bothered to list them here but google it.2017-08-201h 13
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#10: Harry Deansway: A Life In Showbiz"There could not have been a worse omen..."
Harry Deansway is a complete lunatic and also one of the most enduring characters in the London comedy scene. In this sprawling, revelatory interview he spills the beans about an insane life spent in a trenches of comedy, covering his various roles as a magazine editor, gig promoter, film-maker and now a live act. Since recording this Harry has texted Sean claiming he 'invented new-rave.'
Harry still owes Sean money. Enjoy the episode.2017-08-061h 55
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#9: Jack BarryNo scrubs. This episode's guest is hilarious stand-up and esteemed crackhead Jack Barry who sprinted to the recording from Luton Airport. We talk adverts, forest fires and Jack's bodacious new Edinburgh Fringe show. Also Eliot has been to Pride and Sean founds an alternative event in light of a few criticisms...
If you're heading to the Edinburgh Fringe check out Jack's show 'High Treason' at the Caves at 19.40. Also Sean's show is on at 18:45 at the City Cafe but don't worry about that so much.2017-07-231h 08
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#8: Ian Smith and Stuart LawsMayo mayo mayo mayo! Giddy fun reigns supreme as two of the funniest/dumbest people in comedy come on the show. Ian Smith and Stuart Laws talk engagements, condiments and help Eliot out of a moral quandary in a podcast that had to be heavily edited due to repeated defamation from all involved... Also Sean and Eliot have a child.
File this one under 'far out.'2017-07-091h 29
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#7: Sofie Hagen and Edd HedgesThe summer heat may be frightful, but Heal Your Wounds is so delightful. This episode sees comedians Sofie Hagen and Edd Hedges come on the show and you better believe Sean asks them what their middle names are! Also we discuss Sofie's new addiction, Edd's choice of spelling his name and the whole episode ends in a truly shocking/ludicrous manner.
Keep watching Brexit Stage Left on Viceland every Wednesday at 10pm folks.2017-06-251h 03
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#6: Fern BradyThis week Sean (from Viceland's Brexit Stage Left) talks to Fern Brady (Brexit Stage Left) about their new TV show Brexit Stage Left. As well as our memories from recording this historic 5-part series (also starring Jamali Maddix and Alfie Brown) Fern talks about her confused national identity and her relationship. Also Eliot feels he's wasted his life and Sean tries to reassure him. Please note the guest in this episode is exceptionally Scottish.
Brexit Stage Left starts on VICELAND on June 14th at 10pm.2017-06-111h 08
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#5: Fin Taylor and Sunil PatelHeaven above this is a filthy episode. Brilliant comedians Fin Taylor and Sunil Patel are the guests and it's X-Rated from the off. Genocide, blood and pornography are talked about (not to mention our explosive new spin-off show). Things are then rounded off with Eliot reading Sean some bizarre fan fiction.
May God have mercy on us all.2017-05-281h 03
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#4: Ed Gamble and Stephen Bailey4 episodes in and it’s time to party! This week Sean n’ Eliot speak to the amazing comedians Ed Gamble and Stephen Bailey and things go from saucy to X-rated pretty damn quickly. Plus there’s talk of Stephen’s future as a plumber, Ed’s tips for ‘pooping out the black egg’, and we wrap it up by giving a shout-out to all our listeners in this wide world.2017-05-141h 05
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#3: Adam Hess, Mark Smith and VIP Hannah McLoughlinSean McLoughlin and his loyal butler Eliot return with the wildest/dumbest episode of Heal Your Wounds yet. In a repeat of the botched pilot Adam Hess and Mark Smith return to the show and it's a white-knuckle ride from the off. Luckily our sanity is restored as the VIP this week is Sean's sister Hannah who talks about the workings behind the scenes of an independent cinema and the best way to soil yourself. Enjoy!2017-05-011h 34
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#2: Mark Watson, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and VIP Vix MeldrewAhoy, pilgrims! It's episode 2 of the hit podcast that nobody knows about. In this episode Sean and Eliot chat with comedian/author Mark Watson and comedian/friend Kiri Pritchard-McLean about tragedies, murder and how well the podcast is doing. Then we interview MTV-approved dating blogger Vix Meldrew about the highs and lows of single life, and the exciting world of blogging in general.
It's the podcast of the decade.2017-04-171h 22
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin#1: Harriet Kemsley and VIP Matt TrainiSean McLoughlin presents the first episode of another friggin' podcast. In this clusterfuck of a debut show you'll meet Sean's producer/sidekick Eliot and we talk to the hilarious Harriet Kemsley about being arrested in New York and her bizarre political beliefs. Also we interview Green Party employee and former parliamentary assistant Matt Traini about life in Westminster. It's fun, fascinating and at one point you hear a pizza being delivered to Sean's house. Does he tip? You'll find out...2017-04-021h 31
Heal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin0.3: Teaser #3In this final preview Sean has the chance to salvage something from the botched first recording. Does he take it? Subscribe to hear the full first episode coming imminently (feat. Adam Hess and Mark Smith).2017-03-3101 minHeal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin0.2: Teaser #2In this second teaser clip, Adam Hess talks about an X-rated souvenir from a teenage trip to Germany (feat. Mark Smith).2017-03-2901 minHeal Your Wounds with Sean McLoughlin0.1: Teaser #1Heal Your Wounds is a legitimate podcast that is coming very soon. As a palate-cleanser we're presenting three teaser clips over the next few days as an idea of the kind of stuff that you should expect. In this teaser, Sean McLoughlin introduces the show (feat. Adam Hess and Mark Smith).2017-03-2703 min