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My Index To SexFull of sausage at the nunnery - Ep 18Lynn and Sephe in the season finale of 'My Index to Sex'. We could say that this week they focus on long-term client relationships, peculiar family traditions, and the eccentric quirks of loved ones, or it would be equally valid to say that they take us from drunken cartwheels at a castle to sardine emergencies! đ00:00 Introduction and Welcome01:18 Reflecting on the First Season01:47 Listener Feedback and Future Plans03:03 Special Client Story04:12 Escorting Anecdotes and Challenges06:45 Travel Tales and Misadventures11:26 Awkward Client Expectations15:40 Navigating Rel...2024-10-2233 min
My Index To SexMucky Pete and the backdoor barrister - Ep17Lynn and Sephe are back on a particularly hot day (though not in a sexy way). Lynn worries about the challenges of escorting when the weather is hot and Sephe hilariously dissects a bizarre commercial for an all-body deodorant. This weekâs client presents a new challenge and new preferences, which leads to stories of British barristers with unusual preferences to the hilarity of lost sex toys in inappropriate places.00:00 Introduction and Listener Request01:38 Weather Talk and Costco Memories02:39 The Escort Business in Different Seasons03:54 Rant About a Commercial08:47 Cl...2024-10-1534 min
My Index To SexDodgy Codger - Ep 16In this episode, Lynn and Sephe discuss a 'transactional client' from DC, whose initials are also DC. Lacking in manners, warmth, and connection, and generally not a very nice gentleman, what else could we name him but Dodgy Codger? ( Get that filthy mind out of the gutter đ)00:00 Introduction and Listener Request00:52 Welcome to My Index to Sex01:08 Introducing Sephe Haven and Her Index Box01:48 The Cards and Their Stories03:14 The Art of Timing and Teasing05:13 Challenges of the Job07:52 Client Profile: Dodgy Codger16:03 Ref...2024-10-0823 min
My Index To SexStephen Stephen was the problem.In this episode, Lynn and Sephe hilariously navigate the story of Stephen Stephen, a former client whose relationship whose judgment grew with age. Itâs a cautionary tale for anyone thinking that jumping out of airplanes might be fun, and also for parents who are thinking they don't have to bother giving their kids proper names. 00:00 Welcome to My Index to Sex00:26 Introducing Sephe Haven01:00 A Week of Breakages01:42 The Mysterious Client: Double Steve02:53 Timing the Sessions09:27 Skydiving Stories12:35 Aging and Expectations14:39 Reflections on...2024-10-0128 min
My Index To SexArrest your Underwear! - Ep14In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn Ferguson and former top escort Sephe Haven explore how Hawaiian Punch by the bedside and rainbow-colored bikini briefs can signal danger, deception, and a life-altering event. 00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex 01:00 Meet Butch from Portland 02:40 The Page Three Phenomenon 03:44 Client Expectations vs Reality 04:37 The Arrest Story Begins 04:58 The Internet Changes Everything 06:02 A Suspicious Encounter 14:25 Uncovering Scars and Secrets 15:54 A Sudden Shift in Atmosphere 17:51 The Arrest and Its Aftermath 2024-09-2431 min
My Index To SexKing Kong in an Apron (Scottish Men) - Ep13In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn and Sephe focus on her experiences with Scottish clients. Hilarious and unexpected, the duo discusses everything from professional endurance to tartan-clad events and Haggis. Brace yourself for laughs and jaw-dropping stories about unexpected client encounters, 'pussy packs,' and unique client requests.00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex02:14 Sephe's Acting Background and Professionalism05:14 Challenges of Being an Escort07:27 The St. Andrews Society Event08:03 Navigating Clients at the Event14:44 Post-Event Reflections15:22 Scottish Names and Genealogy2024-09-1729 min
My Index To SexRussell and the forbidden onions - Ep 12This weekâs index card belongs to 'Russell,' a gentle and sweet garbage truck driver who became a regular client of Sephe. We learn the difference between blue-collar and white-collar workers, why onions can be dangerous, and the difference between being house-proud versus being a serial killer.00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex01:01 Exploring the Index Boxes03:00 Meet Russel: The Blue-Collar Client08:37 Life Beyond Escorting21:39 The Challenges of Transitioning Careers25:51 Conclusion and Final Handsy Thoughts This is a public episode. If you would li...2024-09-1026 min
My Index To SexMr. Hubert: The Door Developer - Ep11Lynn and Sephe discuss why an octopus is so tricky, the surprising differences between strippers and escorts, the need for a 'going to jail' kit, and discover how contrasting opinions on books like 'Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus' can coexist.00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex01:11 Meet Mr. Hubert: The Door Developer02:50 Champagne and Cigarettes: Life as an Escort03:59 The Octopus Client and His Furious Wife08:32 High Standards in Dating14:16 The Complexities of Escorting16:23 A Journey Through Different Types of Sex Work2024-09-0335 min
My Index To SexMr Fancy Blancmange. Ep10Meet 'Mr. Fancy Blancmangeâ - an elaborate made-up name for elaborate real-life encounters. In this episode, Sephe tells Lynn of recollects lavish events with Mr Fancy Blancmange, a sexy writer named 'Carrie', and a lady with a boombox, in the backdrop of a snowstorm.00:00Â Introduction to My Index to Sex01:36Â Meet Mr. Fancy Blancmange05:37Â The Two Mr. Fancy Blancmanges08:10Â An Unusual Question12:09Â Escorting and Client Relationships14:41Â A Magical Encounter15:08Â Introducing Carrie15:33Â Carrie and Mr. Fancy Blancmange17:37Â A Sensual Experience21:09Â ...2024-08-2730 min
My Index To SexPatsy's IntentLynn and Sephe delve into the intriguing world of escorting, via synchronized swimming, plantation blinds, and The Olive Garden. Sephe recalls her encounter with 'Patsy,' and the unpredictable nature of desires.00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex00:35 Sefi's Escort Experience02:10 The Unusual Client: Patsy03:38 Navigating Female Clients05:40 Reflections on Sexual Expectations21:15 Concluding Thoughts and Reflections25:23 Outro and Credits This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast...2024-08-2026 min
My Index To SexGreek to Me. Ep8Join Lynn and Sephe as they dive into the wild stories of Sephe's unforgettable Greek escapades. Discover the behind-the-scenes tales of ancient islands, language barriers, a Greek man who wasn't at all Greek, and a periodically drunk donkey. We learn the dangers of cultural misunderstandings, and why it's never a good idea to annoy your local grocer. 00:00 Introduction and Hosts 01:01 The Greek Episode Begins 02:50 Sephe's Greek Adventure 05:41 The Drunken Donkey 12:08 The Greek Client Misunderstanding 23:57 Conclusion and Outro This is a pub...2024-08-1325 min
My Index To SexCloset Clark Kent - Ep7Imagine overhearing this conversation on a train or a bus. Youâd miss your stop for sure. The moment Lynn hears Sephe mention costumes, thereâs no way theyâll get to the carefully chosen index cards. This chat delves into the practicalities of the escort business; ranging from rubber suits to secret lingerie collections and maybe a superhero or two. 00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex 00:31 Meet the Hosts: Lynn and Sephe 00:47 Exploring the Index Box 01:17 Client Stories: Greek, Mace, and STDs 02:42 The Mysterious Achilles 02:59 Client Reques...2024-08-0627 min
My Index To SexThere are 3 of us in this relationship.In this hilarious and candid episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn Ferguson and former top escort, Sephe Haven, dive into the world of professional intimacy and the surprises it can bring. Sephe shares an unforgettable story about a client who brought a friend with him.Lynn tries to make sense of it all, discussing hygiene, depression, and the unique challenges in the life of an escort. This episode promises laughter and eye-opening insights! 01:38 Crazy Blocker Glasses and Professionalism 02:22 Sephe's Love Nest and Client Stories 03:09 Judge Judy and...2024-07-3022 min
Ferguson Harrington HawkesA bit of the other.Well hello there, FHH listener. Lynn here, with news of a new podcast.Sadly, I'm not here to announce a new series of FHH. Though I know we do all miss talking at you, Chesney is still wrapped in his mystical cape of adorability, Neil is still working his fingers to the bone in his wee cupboard under the stairs, and I'm here in blistering hot Tweddley manor with my icepack and my chickens.But I do want to tell you about a new podcast you might be interested in and so Iâve included an...2024-07-2924 min
My Index To SexGreedy Grady - Ep5This week Lynn and Sephe dive into the quirky and chaotic world of Grady, an eccentric client with a penchant for wild games, unusual toys, and singing in Latin. From playing naked charades to microwave experiments and scavenger hunts, this episode offers a humorous and eye-opening glimpse into the escort business during the Wall Street era. 01:14 The Client Index Box01:34 Keith the Teeth02:05 Sasha and Delilah05:50 Greedy Grady's Story07:14 Grady's Eccentricities18:51 Grady's Shame and Conclusion This is a public episode. If you would like...2024-07-2320 min
My Index To SexBernard And His Whopper - Ep4Join Lynn Ferguson and Sephe Haven as they unravel the secrets behind professional escorting. This episode puts the spotlight on âBernardâ from Maryland, a client with an enormous challenge. 01:11 Introducing Bernard: The Mysterious Client 02:50 The Challenges of Professional Sexiness 05:16 The Intricacies of Client Relationships 08:11 The Reality of Escort Work 14:30 Reflections and Conclusions 21:24 Closing Remarks and Credits This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mitspodcast.substack.com2024-07-1621 min
My Index To SexWoody Chopper, Billy Groat - Ep 3Meet 'Woody Chopper,' a lumber enthusiast with a knack for wood carving and some intriguing personal quirks. From discussing the Scottish phrase 'lumber' to dissecting a complex astrological personality, tune in for an amusing and intimate exploration. Get ready for candid conversations about handling clients' unique needs, redirecting thoughts with a playful twist, and the occasional unexpected pick-up line. Discover why belligerence can sometimes be sexy and much more! 00:47 Drawing a Card from the Box 01:15 Woody Chopper's Story 02:00 Scottish Lumber Terminology 03:34 Astrology and Personalities 04:43 Handling Client Expectations 2024-07-0930 min
My Index To SexKeith The Teeth - Ep2The Chronicles of Keith with the TeethJoin Lynn Ferguson and former top escort Sephe Haven as they dive into amusing and unexpected stories from Sephe's past. In this episode, they discuss 'Keith the Teeth,' a unique client, and his adventurous marital escapades. This is a rare glimpse into the world of professional escorts and some peculiar predicaments.00:00 Introduction to the Oldest Profession01:33 The Box of Mystery02:36 Keith with the Teeth08:49 Unexpected Threesome Proposal12:48 John's Escort Experience18:26 Keith and Bernice's Relationship21:15 Conclusion...2024-07-0221 min
My Index To SexLionel Begrudging Architect Ep1Welcome to the first episode of 'My Index To Sex' with Lynn Ferguson and her pal Sephe Haven! Join us as Sephe delves into her extensive collection of index cards documenting her numerous, varied sexual encounters. In this episode, Sophie shares a fascinating story about a particularly memorable client named Lionel. With humor and candidness, Lynn and Sephe explore the intricate details of Sepheâs past as an independent escort, touching on lessons learned, the highs and lows of her experience, and the colorful characters she met along the way. Tune in for a unique and entertaining glimpse into th...2024-07-0233 min
My Index To SexThe Who and Why of My Index To Sex.In this introductory episode, Lynn Ferguson and her friend Sephe Haven discuss the reasons for starting this podcast; 'My Index To Sex.' Standup comedian/ writer Lynn, admits to her naivety and misunderstandings about Sephe's profession and aims to explore the nuances of prostitution through their conversations. Sephe shares her journey from graduating from a prestigious college to becoming an independent high-class escort. The duo touches on societal views, personal experiences, and the logistics of maintaining an escort business while emphasizing the need for a deeper understanding of the profession.From...2024-07-0231 min
My Index To SexTrailer for My Index To Sex - VideoA montage of clips to give you a feeling of whatâs to come.Lynn and Sephe are rarely graphic in their descriptions and only a couple of naughty words are uttered. However, this podcast is not for people who would be offended or upset by the subject of sex and sexuality.Links:Podcast: mitspodcast.comLynn Ferguson: lynnfergy.comSephe Haven: sephehaven.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mi...2024-06-2804 min
My Index To SexTrailer for My Index To Sex - Audio OnlyA montage of clips to give you a feeling of whatâs to come. Lynn and Sephe are rarely graphic in their descriptions and only a couple of naughty words are uttered. However, this podcast is not for people who would be offended or upset by the subject of sex and sexuality.Links: Podcast: mitspodcast.comLynn Ferguson: lynnfergy.comSephe Haven: sephehaven.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mi...2024-06-2804 min
Ferguson Harrington HawkesSephe Haven - They said there was no sex involved. But..Neil has the warm and fuzzies as the team are joined by sultry novelist, and celebrated Escort, Sephe Haven. While Chesney, Lynn and Sephe discuss books and the practicalities of working in the sex industry, Neil muses how kindness really is a lovely lovely thing to be kind.Having coerced a fascinating human to be our guest, we ask them for a proverb or saying they choose to live by. Then, Lynn bullies them into telling an impromptu story, Neil skulks around periodically spouting âinteresting factsâ and Chesney woos them with his version of their favorite song.2022-07-111h 03