Shows
THE WASHED MENWho leaves Superman?A new era of technology! Seth is a mustard FREAK from way back. Shain has some new takes?2025-07-241h 02THE WASHED MENYoung Ying Yang TwinsShain gets his card declined at Popeyes. Seth also has a bad day. New technology!2025-07-171h 06THE WASHED MENThrowback Clap - Phillip M. SpittersIn a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video. https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen2025-07-101h 00THE WASHED MENFOOD CRIMES MEGA EP!Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!!2025-07-031h 26THE WASHED MEN3 OLD AMIGOS FT. Nariko Ott and Geoff TateWhile Seth's away Shain will play... with Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate. Enjoy.2025-06-271h 08THE WASHED MENMeaty TortelliniSeth goes wild on white beans and caesar salad for his birthday and Shain can't handle his meaty tortellini. Real hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-41-1317228062025-06-181h 04THE WASHED MENYeeks WeekShain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss?2025-06-041h 17THE WASHED MENDouble Whammy in a Bad WaySeth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way. New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen2025-05-291h 02THE WASHED MENDark Boner PodShain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood. The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials. Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen2025-05-211h 13THE WASHED MENSt. John's Parade & The Accountant 2The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen2025-05-151h 06THE WASHED MENSensitive Shain Pops The TrunkGREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever. SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen2025-05-081h 09THE WASHED MENCar 69Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?2025-04-301h 04THE WASHED MENAudience MisdemeanorsShain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.2025-04-1648 minTHE WASHED MENCLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The PartySeth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever.2025-04-101h 02THE WASHED MENProud POC CoyoteShain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory.2025-04-021h 03THE WASHED MENFootlong BunsShain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content. Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs March 29th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-12540324377792025-03-271h 02THE WASHED MENGood In GoodbyeSeth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs 3/29/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779 Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Shain blows up the Space Needle. 2025-03-191h 00THE WASHED MENInter-Moler MarriageSETH AND SHAINS JOKES & THANGS MARCH 29TH: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032808889 Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird. 2025-03-121h 01THE WASHED MENDog With A HogChet Hanks is the best thing about a show. Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner. Boner Clap and discount to the March Jokes & Thangs in patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen2025-03-061h 02THE WASHED MENTingly Creams Wherever You WantIt's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River. Hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen2025-02-271h 11THE WASHED MENCreampodDo you dry your feet before you get out of the shower? Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important. 2025-02-201h 07THE WASHED MENChickens Come Home To NutShain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby!2025-02-1258 minTHE WASHED MENEnemy of the pod Jake SilbermanEnemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. DON'T MISS JOKES & THANGS 2/22! 50% OFF FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS WE LOVE YOU: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-12229995776592025-02-051h 11THE WASHED MENEnemy of the pod Nariko Ott returns and gets BANNEDShain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things.2025-01-291h 04THE WASHED MENIts Shain's Birthday!The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday! Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-11278148575992025-01-221h 02THE WASHED MENBoomers Boom In The Boom BoomShain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing. Don't miss Jokes & Thangs 1/25/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 Patreon members get half of Thangs tix! https://patreon.com/thewashedmen2025-01-151h 04THE WASHED MENHPV ONLYLATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 2025-01-071h 00THE WASHED MENDoob In My TubeHairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-11067645054292024-12-1859 minTHE WASHED MENSmash Or PassNEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen 2024-12-121h 11THE WASHED MENCLASSIC ASS: Everyday Was ShainsgivingCHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy!2024-11-281h 09THE WASHED MENMadea Steals Your DataBIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts. 2024-11-211h 14THE WASHED MENEither Way Ya Gotta Love ItShain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!!2024-11-121h 01THE WASHED MEN2 Boots And A ScootShain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses!2024-11-0759 minTHE WASHED MENSkinny MeatSeth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen2024-10-3156 minTHE WASHED MENEarl Klugh The GodGo Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen2024-10-231h 28THE WASHED MENSkinny Calf KingsA pretty emo ep about quitting comedy. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen2024-10-161h 00THE WASHED MENMoroccan JelqingShain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny2024-10-111h 05THE WASHED MENA Classic Washed EpisodeFeel the rain on your skin! Enjoy this classic episode from Sept 2021! We will be back next week with a brand new episode! In the meantime get Shain's debut album "Either Way, Pretty Funny" right here! https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm134-either-way-pretty-funny2024-10-031h 02THE WASHED MENSo Seth AllenShain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/15036034242024-09-261h 08THE WASHED MENToday Is Where Your Book BeginsRelease your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf.2024-09-191h 02THE WASHED MENCrips & CowboysShain's mind is a washed haunted house and Seth thinks Jamie Kennedy deserves more respect. Buy Shain's album or his son won't eat: https://music.apple.com/us/album/either-way-pretty-funny/1762454603 2024-09-121h 03THE WASHED MENI Got The Internet Blowin NutsSeth has train drama and then is put in his place at Bumbershoot, Shain regrets buying a blue check.2024-09-061h 07THE WASHED MENIt Goes Down In The BMCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth go to Seattle. Seth does a house show, Shain is tired of a famous comedian's opener. Well that's a surprise. Patreon! https://www.instagram.com/assvillepod2024-08-291h 14THE WASHED MENThe Jin of Drops!CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors debut hot new drops and one of them sends Shain into a dark spiral he can never return from. Shouts to Bumberpoop 2024, Jin the MC, and Blade: The Series.2024-08-1459 minTHE WASHED MENWashed MenCLAPPERS REJOICE! Who washes the washedmen? Come see Shain and Seth in Seattle on 8/24 to find out! Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-08-081h 05THE WASHED MENBog With The HogCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets sick in Sacramento and Seth discovers a secret glizzy menu. Shelly drops in hot after returning from [REDACTED].2024-08-011h 02THE WASHED MENNickelblackCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain returns from golfing with the wealthy whites of Santa Barbara and Seth helps the black youth save some goats.2024-07-251h 10THE WASHED MENSurfboard MechanicCLAPPERS REJOICE! The hilarious Nariko Ott (What's More Metal pod, @nariko_ott) fills in while Shain is on vacay to talk with Seth about Sex Club Comedy, regular degular unhinged open mic behavior, condiment cops, and roast jokes.2024-07-1757 minTHE WASHED MENBro Country For OldmenCLAPPERS REJOICE! See Shain & Seth in Seattle 8/24 please! Now enjoy the Mayors freestyling over bro-country beats. Boner Clap on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-07-1055 minTHE WASHED MENGot Em Wet Like Baby CarrotsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-07-031h 06THE WASHED MENSHAIN'S ASPHALTCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful.2024-06-2733 minTHE WASHED MENTug BudsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville2024-06-201h 05THE WASHED MENDSL SethyCLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.2024-06-121h 00THE WASHED MENCLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B PlaylistCLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!2024-06-061h 48THE WASHED MENBar Friends Bar FoesCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can’t remember a man’s name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville 2024-05-301h 05THE WASHED MENBoner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS)CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-05-2336 minTHE WASHED MENStand On Monkey BidnessCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville2024-05-161h 01THE WASHED MENAsspiciousCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-05-091h 05THE WASHED MENHOG WATCHINCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-05-011h 01THE WASHED MENSoho HouseCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-04-251h 02THE WASHED MENGoggs Workin On All Of UsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-04-171h 04THE WASHED MENGrand Theft GlizzyCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!2024-04-111h 07THE WASHED MENSeth Has Pneumonia!CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville2024-04-041h 02THE WASHED MENCritical Ranch TheoryCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville2024-03-281h 07THE WASHED MENDune Too MuchCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville 2024-03-211h 07THE WASHED MENSimp 4 SportzCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-03-141h 05THE WASHED MENSlippery EelCLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-03-071h 02THE WASHED MENCome OriginalCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville 2024-02-291h 07THE WASHED MENBrothaz of the High WaysCLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-02-221h 07THE WASHED MENBeanie WileCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-02-151h 07THE WASHED MENLou WilliamsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-02-091h 01THE WASHED MENHorsey SourceCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville2024-02-0158 minTHE WASHED MENPlaces To GoClappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville2024-01-251h 14THE WASHED MENSnow DogsCLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville2024-01-181h 05THE WASHED MENReacheround SethxxxCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-01-111h 03THE WASHED MENSoaking BeejerCLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2024-01-041h 05THE WASHED MENSerbian ShenanigansCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-12-211h 14THE WASHED MENAsian GoodCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-12-141h 14THE WASHED MENShellyfest 2023CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-12-081h 09THE WASHED MENHand FruitCLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-11-3044 minTHE WASHED MENSLOB WIZARDCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-11-221h 02THE WASHED MENNEW BORN NEW BRENDENCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville2023-11-171h 13THE WASHED MENShelly On BabyCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-11-0948 minTHE WASHED MENLonely BeekeeperCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-11-021h 12THE WASHED MENReverse Half CowgirlCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-10-261h 12THE WASHED MENBooty Meat BruvCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-10-191h 02THE WASHED MENWhite Savior Classics Vol. ICLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-7290359752272023-10-121h 02THE WASHED MENSave The Last DiscCLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227 2023-10-051h 07THE WASHED MENShainful SandersCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets BRICKED UP with and against the Montana Whites while Seth falls up the stairs. Come to Shain's album recording 10/20! https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-09-2856 minTHE WASHED MENI'm Gonna SuitCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors celebrate three years of ASS. Shain makes an enemy in Minneapolis, Seth ducks a roast battle. Salute to infused water. https://www.patreon.com/assville2023-09-211h 05THE WASHED MENWeiner Wednesday Live @ Lombard House!CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's chaos as the Mayors attend the Glizzy Cutting ceremony at Lombard House. Shain is, well, you'll see. Thanks to the Clappers who came out and came on us. https://patreon.com/assville2023-09-1428 minTHE WASHED MENRed Faced WhitesCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has wild show amongst the red faced whites. Seth gets lost in Logic's social media sauce. A whole new wing is invented. Ideas pod! Check out our OnlyFans https://patreon.com/assville.2023-09-071h 02THE WASHED MENHOCHO COSTCO KEANUCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors pick a spicy big bone with local media, envision G-League hoolaganism, and Seth finally gets to pay Shain back for years of roasting. Portland's Funniest Person 2023 Champ Cam Peloso calls in. Support the pod: https://patreon.com/assville2023-08-311h 10THE WASHED MENBike BallsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth is stuck in traffic so Shain and Curtis do this one. Shain's set gets interrupted by the naked bike ride. Please give us a five star review or support us on Patreon or we will die!2023-08-2457 minTHE WASHED MENBUTT SWEAT AND TEARSCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain puts a towel down because Seth is a squirter. It is too hot and the Mayors go in on everything and everyone to keep cool.2023-08-171h 05THE WASHED MENWhackamas Clown CenterCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back from Pickathon with many BONES TO PICK. Chicken tenders and Chicken fingers are NOT THE SAME!2023-08-111h 10THE WASHED MENCruisin For A BruisinCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has DRAMA at a show, Seth shares his recipe for a classic Elks Goo cocktail. Patreon! Review us on your pod app! We're dying!2023-08-031h 10THE WASHED MENTwin CheeksClappers rejoice! Seth becomes a brand ambassador, Cowboy Pizza, and Shain's body and brain are broken.2023-07-271h 01THE WASHED MENDrop It Like It's ThotCLAPPERS REJOICE! They mayors are back with new drops and new thots! I'm gonna make you my wiiiiiiiife!2023-07-201h 06THE WASHED MENAir Buds Crossover!CLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors sat down with Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse) of the Air Buds podcast for spicy hoops takes including identifying CIA plants, outing Republican Dunkers, Dame being a Fake Underrated God, Wizards and Blazers being the same guy, and dabbling in race science to explain white Americans limited NBA success. Our most controversial ep yet?2023-07-131h 09