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Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!When Wedding Bells Thaw | Two Birbs One PodWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! You are invited to the Ice King's bachelor - er - manlorette party! This week, Seth outs himself as the #1 Benson Boone h8ter while Savy is cagey about her last name. From future predictions, to recording-schedule-fueled irrelevance, there's a lot of talking before they even get to the messed up stuff in the episode! Stuff like curses, manipulation, and... MARRIAGE.2025-07-311h 06
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Ocean of Fear | Don't Worry About ItWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth DIVE DEEP into this aquatic focused episode as it tackles the concept of conquering fears and the meaning of being a hero. Along the way, the siblings DELVE the DEPTHS of tangentially related topics and wind up at... poison? Well, hold your bile because we are going places that are not for the weak of gut - a soft little pillow of anemone where shrimps tap our faces.2025-07-241h 20
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!What is Life? | Mark Hamill ActionWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings are feeling less sweet, and more spicy as they tackle the question of this episode: What exactly is life? From some sweet Mark Hamill action to memes from our mom, join Savy and Seth as they unearth the answers!DISCLAIMER: The video we reference within the episode does not exist. We regret to inform you all that the quality did not meet our standards and so it has been scrapped. Enjoy your regularly scheduled audio-only experience!2025-07-171h 07
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!ANNOUNCEMENT - Side Quest On YouTubeIf you would like to view this week's Side Quest, check out our YouTube! Or, follow this link:https://youtu.be/1ko1KThhrV0?feature=sharedWe will be back to regularly scheduled posts next week!2025-07-1001 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!The Witch's Garden | The One With All The FightingWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Hang out with the siblings as they recover from a weekend of wedding activities, deep dive into random show lore, discuss the logistics of half-eaten donuts, and randomly sing through this man-baby-body of an episode. From made up magic, to manifestations of Jake's subconscious, to the concerning appearance of Gary the Mermaid Queen, this episode shows just how precarious the existence of this podcast is...2025-07-031h 00
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!City of Thieves | It Was Very BatmanWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join the siblings as they plumb the depths of this episode and its seedy underbelly full of thief-driven Rube Goldberg machines, spells that involve pancakes, and corruptive forces. Listen along as this foul city takes advantage of our heroes, forcing them to redeem themselves by way of vigilantism. Will their souls be purified? Or does it take more than soap to come out clean?2025-06-2651 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Evicted! | That's Called LyingBlahblahbleepblopbloop - Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This is the moment we (or at least Savy) were all waiting for: the introduction of Marceline, the Vampire Queen! Join everyone's favorite siblings as they grapple with Seth's recurring Joker voice, the urge to sing mid-recording, strange credits, strict boundaries imposed on worms, and... John Lennon's killer?? Between subliminal messaging, confusing classic novels, and house hunting, remember that home is where the heart is!2025-06-191h 03
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!DDJLS Presents: Side Quests | Don't Meet Your Heroes ft. bbySheepIntroducing: Don't Meet Your Heroes - an exclusive talk show normally hosted by Savy AND Seth that interviews up and coming artists and celebrities. This week, Seth is missing during the show's big break: an interview with meteoric super star bbySheep! Check out his music, follow along with the breaking coverage of his most recent Paddington scandal, and find out exactly why he is called the baaaaaaaad man. Join the Herd!You can also view the video format of this episode on YouTube! Check out our channel:Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff!2025-06-1220 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Wizard | Bufo Deez NutsWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join Savy and Seth as they delve into the deceitful world of ultimate wizards. This week, we discuss the themes of joyful contentment in the face of ravenous greed, the restriction of tradition on innovation, the short-sightedness of youth, and... predatory terms of service agreements?All this, and more on this week's episode of your favorite podcast (which would greatly appreciate a review, if you have one 😍)!2025-06-0557 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Memories of Boom Boom Mountain | Wash Your Dirty, Dirty FaceWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we are laying down all the details of this classic episode in between random childhood memories, which seems pretty on theme, honestly. Stick with us through the Avatar the Last Airbender fanfiction and Club Penguin bans to get to the heavy petting, Finn's childhood trauma, and this mountain's gorgeous, gorgeous back!2025-05-291h 03
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!My Two Favorite People | TIFFANY!Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Today we are celebrating... the last time anyone watches this episode?? Just to be safe, you should check your preferred streaming platform to make sure the episodes we've covered still exist. That aside, join Savy and Seth in this episode's funeral march as they delve into messy personal dynamics fueled by jealousy, and an eventual reconciliation after the introduction of the infamous Tiffany!2025-05-221h 08
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!DDJLS Presents: Side Quests | Uncovering 15 Years of SecretsWhatever, it's 2009! Have you been wanting a look into our collective childhood? Well, you're in luck! Braving the possibility of rat bodies, demons, and the preservation efforts of children, Savy and Seth reach their hands into an ancient 7-Up box to unveil the mysteries of a long forgotten era (2009).Check out the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/videosAnd pictures on Instagram: @ddjlspodcast2025-05-1512 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Business Time | IRRELEVANTWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the Land of Ooo is visited by some frosty business men from a forgotten age. Join Savy and Seth as they tackle capitalism and toxic work culture while serving up creative culinary concepts that leave us all learning that the sweetest fun pies are the ones you bake yourself!2025-05-081h 10
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Ricardio The Heart Guy | Oh Yeah?YEAH! Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth tackle the infamous organ-shaped guy that may be evil, or may just be cursed with an evil-looking face. Join us for the full range of toxic characters - from the princess's dark activities, to Jake's casual misogyny, to the heart guy himself - as we brave both the narrative, and yes, the food.2025-05-011h 09
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!The Jiggler | Word to Your MotherJoin Savy and (some people's favorite brother) Seth as they make questionable food decisions surrounding their super favorite episode with a little dancing dude - The Jiggler! Even though we said it would be a shorter episode, it definitely turned out to be just as long as usual. How did that happen? Who cares!2025-04-241h 10
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!DDJLS Presents: Side Quests | Adventure Time Characters as RPG ClassesJoin us on this quick detour as we venture into everyone's favorite form of procrastination: Side Quests! After a solid 5 episodes of the main campaign, you deserve to meander through our musings on which RPG classes and alignments would best fit some of our favorite Adventure Time characters.Video of this episode is available on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ddjlspodcast/videosHow did we do? Did we miss anything? Let us know on our Instagram @ddjlspodcast, or the YouTube Community Tab.2025-04-1725 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!The Enchiridion! | Boys' Club BullshitWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join Savy and Seth on their righteous quest to find the hero's handbook and break up some wrong-teous boys' clubs in this jam-packed episode featuring giant money, evil gnomes, and a manly minotaur that will leave you saying "Roger Roger, where's my dollar?!"2025-04-101h 10
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Tree Trunks | ElephinfidelityWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth are collaborating on a special dish (you'll never guess what it is). There might be some video about it somewhere... maybe check out our Instagram and YouTube! In the meantime, enjoy everyone's favorite siblings as they dig in to what it means to be a seasoned adventurer bringing newbies into an evil forest, and sing praises to the iconic voice behind Tree Trunks.2025-04-0352 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Prisoners of Love | Is Pendleton O.K.?Welcome back to Dude Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join Savy and Seth as they emotionally recover from last week and dive deep into the Ice King's antics. From stuffed frogs, to barking princesses, to sociopathic tendencies, everyone's favorite siblings discuss it all.2025-03-271h 20
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Trouble in Lumpy Space | The Cursed EpisodeWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Every podcast has one of those episodes where everything goes wrong... it just isn't usually the second one! Join us as we delve into Lumpy Space with negative hours of sleep, uncooperative equipment, and inanimate objects that don't listen to instructions!2025-03-201h 10
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Slumber Party Panic | Humble BeginningsWelcome back to the land of Ooo! Join Savy and Seth as they dive into a tale of royal promises, zombies, and.... censorship? Listen to them tackle their first culinary challenges and explain their questionable creative choices as they reminisce about their favorite show that they've definitely seen every episode of!Follow us on social media @ddjlspodcast, or send us an email at ddjlspodcast@gmail.com2025-03-131h 01
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Trailer: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Welcome back to the land of Ooo! We hope you're hungry for delicious dishes and an Adventure Time rewatch marathon! Follow us on social media @ddjlspodcast, or send us an email at ddjlspodcast@gmail.com Let's get cookin'!2025-03-0601 min