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Heretics' Social ClubHallelujah, It's HalloweenSend us a textWell folks, another year has passed without a demon taking possession of either of our hosts, or if they are possessed, it's by a couple of really lazy demons that just want to stay lowkey, and do human stuff like record their podcast about how lame demons are. Maybe that's how they get you. Maybe that's how we'll get you. We will get you. Don't make us beg. We are many. We are legion. Won't you join us, friends?
2025-10-311h 12Heretics' Social ClubWill the Real Jesus Please Stand Up?Send us a textDid the Jesus of the Bible actually exist? Did anyone in the bible actually exist? Are there any people out there looking for Hobbit bones with the same intensity that the man who owns Hobby Lobby looks for Jesus trinkets? Hobbit Lobby would be such a better name, and a way cooler place to shop if you ask me. Acquire in the Shire. Shoppit with a Hobbit. Catch these savings before they're Gandalf. Save Mo' with Bilbo. Shop our Bilbogo sale and save 50% off! Won't you join us, friend?
2025-10-121h 23Heretics' Social ClubMake America Godless AgainSend us a textThere's a wave of bullshit sweeping across this great nation of ours, and the best way to stay out of the flood is to secure yourself on the rock of unbelieving. Rapture rhetoric is way easier to ignore if you don't believe in any of that shit. Got propaganda pouring out of your ears? Wear some earbuds, and play our podcast. IT WORKS. Also, Jason and I FINALLY send the winds on whipping down the plain all synchronized like, Won't you join us, friend?
2025-09-281h 12Heretics' Social ClubR.A.T.S. or Religious Assholes Training School-shootersSend us a textYou know what there's just not enough of in this country? Children in schools with guns. That's why the fine christian folks of North Carolina have decided to buy an abandoned school, and teach children offensive tactical maneuvers in the halls. It's like jesus said, "Go out into the hallways and classrooms and pelt each other with plastic beads. I am the Lord." That Jesus sure loved to cut up with non-lethal ammunition. Thank god for Jesus. Won't you join us, friend?
2025-09-081h 07Heretics' Social ClubBrother Stair and The Step-SiblingsSend us a textY'all remember that fire and brimstone evangelist pastor guy we listened to on the shortwave radio episode earlier this season? Well surprise surprise! Turns out his proclivities extend far beyond the world of short wave radio. These Stairs lead directly into the vaginas of teens and young women of his congregation. Jesus might need to start screening the people he chooses to have authority over all these youngins. I mean this has got to be somewhere around the 68.000th story I've heard about a religious leader manipulating young patrons into sexual activity without...
2025-08-171h 06Heretics' Social ClubThe New World Orders Nude Whirled Hors d'OeuvresSend us a textWhat in the hell is happening on earth? I'll tell you what. It's that damn New World Order they're trying to bring about. Old world order better watch it's butt because NWO is on top of their shit, and there's going to be a big fight Monday Night Wooooooooo, I said to figure out, Ohhhhhh Yeaaahhhhh, who gets to wear SHOOOOOOO that belt, or my name isn't Mean Gene Okerlund, but annnnywayyyy don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16...
2025-08-041h 05Heretics' Social ClubA Short Wave Tsunami of BullshitSend us a textWorld's Last Chance is The World's first chance, for someone to say "The World is Flat, Chance" but only if your name is Chance, by chance a.k.a. Chance Jr. Fat chance of that happening though. No offense to Fat Chance from high school, who lost a bunch of weight, and now goes by Skinny Chance. (he's still fat, but he has a lot of extra skin. We're taking up a collection to pay for the surgery) Anyway, this episode is about a cult that uses short wave radio to propagate its...
2025-07-201h 17Heretics' Social ClubGravity is a Mother Fucker, and So is AROPLSend us a textSeason 6 is back in action like a descendant of the prophet Muhammad claiming to be the leader of the revolution against the sinful chaos that engulfs our world. It's wild that god in all his infinite wisdom couldn't foresee the struggles of man beyond the tidbits of "Y'all figure it out" he left sprinkled around the globe. Earth is basically an escape room ran by a complete psychopath with clues too obscure to mean a them damn thing. Won't you join us, friend?
2025-07-061h 01Heretics' Social ClubThe Jonas Brother Live From WalesSend us a textDid you guys know that it's impossible to survive inside of a whale for much more than a few minutes? Yeah, apparently there's just not enough room in there to build a fire which doesn't make sense to me because I've seen Pinocchio and there was definitely enough room in there for a Full size human, and a puppet, and I think Cleo was even there, but I can't be sure. I'll tell you one thing. If you're gonna be in the belly of a whale, you're going to want to bring a...
2025-06-151h 21Heretics' Social ClubNumbers Can Be Fun?Send us a textHi folks. It's Jason. I bet you're wondering where Shauncey is, and to be honest, so am I. I would absolutely love to feel like this entire podcast wasn't resting directly on my back, but if there's one thing I know I can do, it's carry a load. This episode brought to you by Big Math: Making numbers fun since 2001. Enjoy.
2025-05-181h 11Heretics' Social ClubJust Enough Pope To Hang Themselves w/ Ryan EatonSend us a textHave you ever wished you could be in a room with men (just men) voting on the next in line to be god's boy wonder? Did you realize that if you've been baptized and are a man younger than 80, you could be pope (sorry, ladies)? Do you like butchered Latin phrases? Come with us today as we boldly go (come get me, nerds) one more episode with a Shauncey void, but filled to the brim with our good friend, Ryan Eaton. Anything you've ever wanted to know about Michelle Trachtenberg is in this...
2025-05-041h 54Heretics' Social ClubKeeping Up With The Easters w/ Michael BishopSend us a textFollow us down the rabbit hole of traditions and bullshit that predated Jesus. Yes, there were things that came before him and no, he does not lay eggs. We will tell you where the bunny/egg lore comes from and sadly, it isn't Jesus' cloaca. We're joined by magical mystery guest, Michael Bishop this week, who brings along the lore of Spanish eggs (not huevos). Won't you join us, friends?Faux/Fox:https://fauxfoxfl.bandcamp.com/album/twin-killersPioneers! O Pioneers!:https...
2025-04-201h 03Heretics' Social ClubCatholic Oddities pt. 2: How the Wicker Man Jumped Over the BabiesSend us a textDo you like the word moist? Do you love making other people moist? After you do that, do you stick an egg in a fountain and and hop over a mattress full of babies? If I had a nickel for every time I cleared a greased pole on the first try, I would have enough money to make my omelet fountain dreams a reality. If you'd like in on this venture at the ground floor, the answers you seek are inside. Won't you join us, friends?
2025-04-061h 27Heretics' Social ClubLeftist Behind: The Second Coming of Xi JunpingSend us a textAfter the rapture comes tears, baby. That's right tribbers. Pre, Mid, Post. It doesn't frickin' matter when the lord returns as long as he comes at some point, am I right? I mean it's rude to leave someone waiting for you to come. Come or don't, but quit trying to rub it in our face. In the end though, it's all innuendo. If you don't accept the second coming of Christ, you either have to be so lean, you cease to be, or stick your head in the guillotine. Speaking of guillotines and...
2025-03-251h 18Heretics' Social ClubBabylon MuskSend us a textTime is a flat circle, kinda like a laserdisc, but not as irrelevant. Today we explore the final chapters of the Revelation of John on the Island of Patmos. Angels cc John on everything happening in heaven, Jason discovers his new "grown-up" voice, and Shauncey is a sober man, but not a doberman because he may be a big dawg, he's not a literal dog. Won't you join us friends?
2025-03-0959 minHeretics' Social ClubThe Book of Revelation to Crooked Rebel Nation PipelineSend us a textThis week we peel back the layers on John's onion of revelation, and get to the swampy bits. Sometimes cutting an onion makes you cry, and sometime it's because one of the guys breaks into a hymn that harkens you right back to yesteryear. I wish somebody would hark in my yester year if ya know what i'm saying? Won't you join us, friend?
2025-02-231h 06Heretics' Social ClubThe Revelation Will Not Be TelevisedSend us a textWe're well into the swing of things when it comes to the end of the world. The President is a lunatic. The Tik is Tok. Jason is 42. We don't know what the hell is going on in the modern world, but in the bible world we're knee deep in seals, trumpets, and horses. So many tongues. So few appendages. And I saw as it were, a seal riding a horse, and hell with seven horns followed with it. Honk. Honk. Honk. Ork Ork. Won't you join us, friend?
2025-02-021h 08Heretics' Social ClubOne Revelation Under God InvisibleSend us a textThere's no "s" on the end of The Book of Revelation, but there is one on the end of Fuckin' Fascists. Happy Inauguration Day to all who celebrate the end. Speaking of the end, we're at the end of the B-I-B-L-E, but not the podcast, so enjoy part 2 of Revelation, and stay tuned for more apocalyptic calamity in the U.S.A., as well as on the podcast. Won't you join us, friends?
2025-01-201h 23Heretics' Social ClubRevelations in Revelation by John with Jason & ShaunSend us a textWell folks, looks like this is the end. Technically it's the beginning... of our series on the end... which if you look at it from a christian viewpoint, is actually the end of the physical world, but the beginning of the longer lasting eternal spiritual world where we shall keep company with the hosts of the heavens which is basically primate chatter for "I'm going up into the stars like Mufasa when I die!" Sure thing, Grandma. Whatever. Now let's get you to the rapture, or we'll never get to heaven! Won't you...
2025-01-0558 minHeretics' Social ClubManger Danger in Ol BethlehemSend us a textThey say Jesus was born in a stable out behind a hotel, but imagine being the innkeeper who told a pregnant lady on the verge of delivery ON CHRISTMAS EVE that the only spot available for all that business was out with the fucking donkeys. Holy shit. Next thing you know there's a bunch of wise men with gifts knocking on the door. A kid with a drum. Someone who keeps asking Mary if she knew that her baby boy would grow up to be a king. You just gotta keep pointing them...
2024-12-221h 25Heretics' Social ClubApocrypha Now!Send us a textToday we're diving into the Bastard Books of the Bible! The books that although they did not ask to be written, were written anyway. They were told their whole lives that they were holy books, but ultimately were not included in the big Family bible we all know and hate. Wait. Am I an Apocryphal book? I think I might be. Hell, you might be too. Let's find out together! Won't you join us, friends?
2024-12-011h 10Heretics' Social ClubShy Guy Muhammad & The Linger-NotsSend us a textSeason 5 is Alive! After three weeks in the grave, We Is Risen! As you know, one of our favorite parts of breaking down Bible stories is when you get to see glimpses of the humanity expressed by God's chosen ones. So we thought, what if we brought our same calloused irreverent views on the Bible over to the Koran. Would it be well received? Would we be hunted down like filthy dogs? Well, seeing as there is an entire section of the holy book dedicated to not hanging around after a dinner party...
2024-11-161h 10Heretics' Social ClubThe Halloween Episode: Foxy Book of Martyrs w/ Chloe FurySend us a textOur favorite wife sits in with us for spooky season, and doesn't disappoint with the zingers. We talk about rolling down a hill in a barrel filled with glass, burning half to death before they chop your head off, and plenty more spooky ways to die. 101 Diocletians & Cruella ways to die. Won't you join us, friend?
2024-10-271h 46Heretics' Social ClubRoaming the Roads with Romans in RobesSend us a textPaul continues his domination of the New Testament with his most evangelical work yet. The Book of Romans has 9,447 words, and not one of them is feminist leaning. Paul wrote the book of Romans to explain the salvation process because apparently Jesus hadn't done a good enough job of explaining that during his ministry. Don't worry Jesus, Paul is here to fix all the ways you leveled out the playing field. Enjoy this Pauline Prose until we're back to it in a couple of weeks for our halloween epsiode with Chloe Fury!
2024-10-1359 minHeretics' Social ClubPaul Takes A Hard Stance on Stepmotherly LoveSend us a textThe Corinthians live on the shore in Greece. The kids call it the Greasy Shore, and MTV is doing a reality show there, but Pauly isn't very happy about the way Ron talks to the ladies at Bed after Sam left because she wasn't feeling very well, so you know he just HHHAAADDD to write a letter. There's mad drama down on the Grecian Shore! Won't you join us, friends?
2024-09-291h 05Heretics' Social ClubA Gentiles Guide to GenitaliaSend us a textPaul uses his divining rod to find how best to achieve divination on one's rod. We cut straight to the point as Paul jumps from circumcision to castration in a single verse. Give some people an inch, and they take a mile. These beliefs just won't cut it in today's world. As we briskly head into foreshadowed (& fore-skinned) territory, won't you join us friends?
2024-09-151h 00Heretics' Social ClubPastor Paul and Them 'Phesian BoysSend us a text"Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Paaaauuullliiiineeee, I'm begging of you please don't write my man." - Every woman; c. 60-61 ad Trust me, you do NOT want your man hanging out with Paul. Paul is like that guy who talks your dude into staying out all night at the club knowing good and damn well y'all had plans to clean out the garage and get to the Flea Market early enough to get a good table. Giiiiirrrll, keep your man away from Paul. Truuuuuust meeeeeeee! Won't you join us, friends?
2024-09-011h 01Heretics' Social ClubPauline's Pralines with a Side of DivinitySend us a textHey there Heathens, hope you've got your sweet teeth on because we're about to sink ours into some of Paul's sweetest treats for Christian Men! Fellas, have you ever been practicing your faith, minding your own business when all the jibber jabber from the fairer sex makes you lose your concentration on the teachings of brainwashery? Look no further than the writings of Paul. He's got all the best comebacks and disses for you to talk shit with bible verse references. Or you could not hide behind the words of a woman hating...
2024-08-111h 03Heretics' Social ClubBetter Paul SaulSend us a textImagine this. Your name is Saul. You're on your way to a dumb ass kiss or something, when BOOM! God turns on the fluorescents and Jesus says "Whatcha doin' in mah waters?" Next thing you know, there are scales falling out of your eyeballs. You told everyone your name was Saul, but it was loud, and everyone thought you said Paul. Now people are calling you that, and you don't want to be rude by correcting them. Next thing you know, you're writing letters to some dudes telling them not to let their...
2024-07-2159 minHeretics' Social Club...And Allah Came a Spider...Send us a textWell, it was inevitable. We always knew this day would come. Today we're talking about Islam, but before you get mad at us, just know that it's mostly a True-Crime episode. We go over the "ministry" of Saeed Hanaei of Mashad, Iran. A bold man who decided to take it upon himself to eradicate his city of opportunities to sin. Did he build a university to educate the women committing these acts? Maybe he started a group home to allow them the safety to exist without the looming threats forcing them into sex...
2024-07-071h 05Heretics' Social ClubA Latter a Day keeps the Saints awaySend us a textThe Mormons have been on our radar for a solid minute, most of our lives to be honest. What is it about those pasty white boys, and their multiple wives? Is it the secret underwear? Is it the special gold plates that only Joseph Smith could read? Is it the indentured servitude of all young men to go, and spread the message to the masses? Is Cain of the Cain and Abel story still alive, and masquerading as Bigfoot in the Americas? All these questions and more will be answered. Keep in mind...
2024-06-231h 22Heretics' Social ClubTake This Job, and Shove It!Send us a text'Cause we ain't working here no more. By "working" we mean talking about; and by "here" of course we're referring to the Book of Job! This pile of reasons to worship god is flimsier than the competitors brand on a paper towel commercial. Job gets "comforted" by some of the worst chuckleheads on earth, and above. Tune in to hear the exciting conclusion of our series on Job: Curse God & Die which includes not one, but two exciting monologues performed simultaneously by increasingly louder voices as we shout over one another to be...
2024-06-091h 13Heretics' Social Club"Memorial Day? More like Scrape Boils All Day, Am I rite?" - JobSend us a textHey there gang! We're getting into the good parts of the story of Job. You know, the part where he starts scraping his skin off with a piece of old pottery his wife threw at him when she was telling him to curse god, and die. It's pretty much his prized possession at this point. Like that part in The Jerk, where Steve Martin just starts grabbing trash, and saying, "it's just me and this broken piece of leprosy covered pottery my wife threw at me, and this thermos." We do a play...
2024-05-2651 minHeretics' Social ClubGod Damns Job like a Mother FuckerSend us a textIt's our 50th episode, and we want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! Speaking of mom's, everyone knows the only way to truly know if a person is loyal to you is to completely eradicate of all forms of happiness that they have experienced. You're going to want them sitting in a pile of ash, and screaming their lamentations out loud while also scraping their skin off with pottery. Only then can you be sure that you've got real friends. God sure did a lot of boneheaded stuff for...
2024-05-1259 minHeretics' Social ClubGod Hands Job Blows From The DevilSend us a textWelcome back to Sunday school kids. Sister Wilburn is still out with the flu, so Brother Jason is gonna tell you little fuckers all about the legend of Job. Hope you've got your loins girded, because we're about to shiver your timbers, and test your faith. Say your prayers little Job, don't forget my son to include everyone, I'll bet your wife, and your life, that you won't turn and runnnnnn.. Sheep with one eye open, burning in fields at night! Won't You Join Us, Friend?
2024-04-2855 minHeretics' Social ClubThe Japanese Jesus, and Mark's Little SecretSend us a textIn this episode, we'll explore the Great Mysteries surrounding the (love) life and (elderly) death of everyone's favorite Son of G.O.D., I'm taking about ol' J to the C. Yeah, you know He! What you might not know is that He was keepin' it on the down low, bein' bad at the pad, wearing nothing but linen, 'bout to do some sinnin'. "Jesus, where are you taking me?" Somewhere we don't need women. Won't you join us, friends?
2024-04-141h 10Heretics' Social ClubEaster Bound and Down feat. Blake JonesSend us a textLook, just because a bunch of dudes in chest armor and cheerleader skirts nailed you to a tree on Friday, doesn't mean you can't still get up with your boys on Sunday! Roll that boulder, and grab a rolling rock with your Peter, and start building that church on the rock! Speaking of rock, we're joined for this quiz show episode by Blake Jones who is a rocker through and through. Van Halen, not Van Hagar. You know what I'm saying? Let's get drunk on Cadbury, and Reese's Eggs.
2024-03-3151 minHeretics' Social ClubThe "Potiphar" at the End of the RainbowSend us a textIn the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary friendship between humanity and White Jesus. After that, someone pinch me, because either I'm dreaming, or we're finally gonna dip our toes into the technicolor dreampool. Don't be fooled by the coat that he's got, he's still, he's still...
2024-03-171h 09Heretics' Social ClubEnthusiastically Stupid: Unclean Adult = Fun Teen Cult?Send us a textHey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question.Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various forms of drug related behavior, BUT WITHOUT DRUGS! Whaaaat? You mean I can act like a completely insane human being totally zonked off bing bongs as ling long as I don't get...
2024-02-181h 29Heretics' Social ClubWas Jesus Hung like a Carpenter or More Like a God?Send us a textThis week we investigate the final section of John's Gospel wherein the Christ is Crucified for OUR SINS! That's right, we did this, and it's all our fault. God knew that one day we'd all be little heathens, so he sent himself to die for us to protect us from himself! Now let's go masturbate in the shower with half a bottle of nice shampoo like we did when we were middle schoolers so that Jesus won't have died for no reason! Won't you join us, friends?
2024-02-041h 03Heretics' Social ClubAgnostic Gnosticism w/ a side of Gnocchi & GanacheSend us a textThis week we start off the meal with a little bit of Four Loko lore, crack open some whippets, then we'll have to pry Jesus off the couch to go dig up ol' Lazarus who everyone though had wayyyyy too many drinks, but turned out to just be dead. Oopsie! (Quick parenthetical to say that it's good to put information that offers context but doesn't necessarily add to the story in a set of parenthesis to avoid confusion) Make sure to check back next episode when we try to figure out if Jesus...
2024-01-211h 18Heretics' Social ClubWhat's this I hear about John with 3-6 teens on an island?Send us a textOpe, that's my bad. I got Epstein island mixed up with Patmos. Anyway, we're back in the Gospel of John to make a few revelations about what Jesus was up to when he was out slinging red words for y'all to ignore. There's a bit where someone is trying to get stoned, but Jesus keeps drawing lines in the sand or something or another. I zone out a lot during the episodes if I'm being honest. I got that ADHD brain. Like that part in Airheads where the guy is just pretending to...
2024-01-071h 09Heretics' Social ClubDo You Fear What I Fear? The Christmas Eve Caroling Callout EpisodeSend us a textHo Ho Ho Heretics, Welcome back to the Club! Hope you're having a Social time with your religious family this Holiday season, and that they aren't driving you insane. If they are, take a second out of the chaos to pop in your new airbud pros, and give the ol' HSC a visit. We'll regale you with tales of failing health, while filling you in on the sketchy origins behind some of our most beloved Christmas songs. Pile in around the pagan tree, and join in a Yule celebration with your chosen family...
2023-12-2454 minHeretics' Social ClubJohn the...Gospelator?!?Send us a textYou know The Baptist, The Evangel, The Apostle, The Revelator,Who wrote John 1, and John 2 and John 3 & Revelations?but do you recall...the most famous John book of all? Johnny the Gospelator,had some really whiny proseand if you ever read ityou would probably say it blows.All of the other gospels Told it in synoptic ways.They never let poor JesusGo into an Early Rage!
2023-12-101h 02Heretics' Social ClubThe Thanksgiving is Short for "The Tom Hanks Giving CPR to a Waterlogged Volleyball" EpisodeSend us a textThe Ghost of Thanksgiving Past, The Ghost of Thanksgiving Present, & The Ghost of Native American Remembrance Day Future Walk Into a Bar... Wait, that's not how it goes. I think the turkey, and the pilgrim were already in the bar??? Oh wait! Is this where the show Cheers comes from because it's in Massachusetts? I bet so. As it turns out, real-life American history is very similar to a situational-horror premise, or a sithor as they called it in the olden days, but it also sounds bit like a pejorative against standing sex...
2023-11-261h 19Heretics' Social ClubThe Third Coming of Saint Lucas the Southern OracleSend us a textWe're so fortunate to have everyone's favorite fortunate son back in the mix for our third look at the silliness encapsulated by the book of Luke. We've been chugging along through the gospels, and this book is done for....now. Who knows when we'll tip toe back into the book of Luke, but I do wish Luke would come talk with us more. We even talked about bringing back the Dotted Line from Podsacola. Would anyone be interested in hearing that movie mayhem again if we replaced Ryan Eaton with Lucas Fury? Might...
2023-11-121h 39Heretics' Social Club(Satanic) Panic at the Booksto' feat. Chloe FurySend us a textWell Ghouls and Ghosts, It's our Halloween episode, which means that once again we have been revisited by the spirit of Halloween herself: OL' CHLOE FURY! That's right folks! Shauncey's wife is sitting in, so you know he'll be on his best behavior. The gang goes SCARE-o-ling, (That's when you go out with friends singing halloween songs on doorsteps for candy around the neighborhood. Please make that a thing.) Then Jason takes a moment to pause & reflect on a Shauncey harmonica solo so long that he almost started crying. It was a really...
2023-10-311h 37Heretics' Social ClubLuke, Who's Cumming 2 Talk feat., Lucas Fury!Send us a textIf our last episode left you with a "feat." fetish, fear not! Mr. Lucas Fury is back to help us Sunday School up you heathens. Shauncey starts with a quick weekend confession booth, Jason jazzes up a few bible stories by peppering in some curse words, and there's even an old-school sing-a-long. We do our best to entertain, and delight while making a ridiculous unhinged mess because "THAT'S THE POWER TEAM BABY!" Buckle up for the second part in our (APPARENTLY) three part series with ol' S.L.U.T.S.O.! Al...
2023-10-161h 08Heretics' Social ClubThe Gospel of St. Luke The Southern Oracle A.K.A. S.Lu.T.S.O. A.K.A. Lucas FurySend us a textWe're chugging along in the gospels, so we brought along our friend St. Luke the Southern Oracle to regale us with a tale of how he came to be the one who got his name inside the big book! Speaking of chugging, he also brought along a few delicious Himosas (Recipe: One part Vodka, one part OJ, one part The Lord) and we all got sloshed in the spirit. That's the spirit! Won't you join us, friend?
2023-10-011h 03Heretics' Social ClubThe Unhealthy Wealthy that Taught a ThoughtSend us a textHowdy Heretic! This week we're diving into Scrooge McDuck's vault of coins, and going swimming with prosperity preachers! We're talking yachts, private jets, limousines, champagne, caviar, and 40,000 sq ft homes, but not a lick of room for you! No, these blessings are reserved for the people who sit at the top of the pyramid. Let's talk about the men and women who claim to operate under the socialism of Jesus, but have instead converted their churches into ML M schemes where they benefit from the suffering of others! Yay! Poor people have the...
2023-09-171h 35Heretics' Social ClubMerky Mark & The Funky Bunch of NonsenseSend us a textWelcome back to the second week of Mark. In this episode we talk about Jesus' bad habits like being all hush hush about PUBLIC miracles, and ghosting his family for strangers he just met. We'll also discuss Hip Hop in perhaps the most suburbanite way that hip hop has ever been discussed. At the end of the episode, in honor of Mark, we're stripping off our linens, and going streaking through the quad! Won't you join us, friend?
2023-09-031h 05Heretics' Social ClubMark My Words!!... Well, actually Matthew's Words...Send us a textThis week we're spreading the proverbial buttcheeks of the Gospel of Mark to see what goes on behind the scenes of writing a gospel. First of all it helps to have someone you can plagiarize like Oh I don't know, could it be... MATTHEW?!? We're on to you fellas, and your copy and paste scam. It's a good thing ChatGPT didn't exist in bible times, or they would've just had an AI write the whole damn thing. Hey! Maybe we should get Chatty to write us a new gospel, so we can see...
2023-08-2057 minHeretics' Social ClubMoroni the Messenger Meets A Mormon with a Mullet in MissouriSend us a textMMMMMM lawd, Jason done went & found some church related true crime, and we'll be damned if we're not gonna talk all about it. (Let's be honest, we'll be damned anyway.) In this episode we discuss Jeffrey Lundgren, at least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, this Jeffrey he preferred to use shit as lube. Dude! Speaking of terrible things, this episode comes with a TRIGGER WARNING for Sexual misconduct, murder, & acts of harm towards children. Please don't feel bad about skipping around the episode, or skipping all together if those...
2023-08-061h 09Heretics' Social ClubThe Parables of the Pair of BullsSend us a textHey there you Horny Stud! Are you looking for a partner to rope you in, and corral your wildest desires? Well, saddle up, and steer yourself over here, because these boys love a good hump, they're raring to buck your brains out at a medium pace, and they won't stop until you've been well done! (Just gonna read this note Jason has passed me) and now I'd like to apologize if you're still reading this. I've just been informed that this SEASON FINALE episode has very little to do with bull sex, and...
2023-07-161h 07Heretics' Social ClubMount or Be Mounted!Send us a textAnd we're not talking about my grandfather's taxidermy collection. No way, Josiah. Today we're talking about most progressive Christian Porn title of all time, "The Sir/Ma'am on the Mount!" A timeless classic by any standard! (Just give me a second while I read this note from Jason that apparently can't wait until I finish my captioning.) Ah. Okay. That's my bad y'all. It's actually called The Sermon on the Mount, and has, for me at least, completely lost most of its appeal. I will allow that there are so...
2023-07-021h 17Heretics' Social ClubMeek and Ye Shall FindSend us a textWe're back in the Nü Testament this meek, I mean week, and it looks like we're going over the Beatitudes. Blessed are the ones who are in need of blessing, for they shall be blessed. Oh, but not on Earth. No they have to suffer through a whole life on Earth first, and then if they've been meek enough, then they can go to heaven, and have a nice afterlife. That's gonna have to be enough. There's just not enough resources on Earth for you to have a little food because Creflo Dollar h...
2023-06-181h 02Heretics' Social ClubThe Gospel of Ya-YaSend us a textYaya? What the shit is this? Are we talking about shrimp & grits today? No. We're talking about JTB! What's JTB you ask? Is it the hottest nü K-pop group? A rad new kind of dirtbike? Jimmy the Boat? Well...no. It's John the Baptist. Some people don't know that John the Baptist was actually the Samwise Gamgee of the Bible, and that Jesus was actually more like Frodo's ol' bitch ass getting carried the whole way by his crew. Name a better headless mf who supposedly baptized Jesus fucking Christ. I'll wait, but i...
2023-06-041h 03Heretics' Social ClubA Nü Testament AppearsSend us a textThat's right y'all! We're skipping our way into the past by skipping ahead to the Fred Durst of the Bible: THE NÜ TESTAMENT! What's that? it's spelled "new"? Well the joke doesn't work with that spelling. I'm leaving it. Speaking of leaving it, if you're tired of the rigamarole of the Church, Won't you join us, friend?
2023-05-2248 minHeretics' Social ClubReligion! The Original Opioid of the Masses! Now available Over The Counter! Drugs!Send us a textHey Kid! Yeah you! You look like a cool kid. Are you a cool kid? Don't you wanna be one of the cool kids? Come on kid, don't you want to live forever. The first hit is always free. Yeah, come on. Just try it. I promise it won't hurt you. Give Jesus a chance! You won't regret it. We just need 10% of your income, and we signed you up for the potluck Sunday to bring Angel Eggs (we don't call them deviled eggs, because fooey on the devil) Anyway, we'll see you a...
2023-05-0859 minHeretics' Social ClubIf You're Gonna Take A Deuteronomy, At Least Buy Me Dinner First!Send us a textWell, it happened. We finally got to the end of the ol' Pentateuch. Moses has moseyed on to Mount Nebo, where he shall forever more rest in eternal slumber just shy of the promised land, but with a good view of all the genocide to come. What have we learned from Moses during our time? Let's see... basically you can live your whole life in selfless devotion to the lord, and he'll still park you right outside the gates of what you were promised. If Wallyworld is real, and we all know it...
2023-04-2358 minHeretics' Social ClubMore Passion for the Thrashin': The Easter EpisodeSend us a textHere comes Jesus Done-been-flailed, hobbling down the Via-De-La-Rosa-trail. That's right folks, It's THE EASTER EPISODE, or as I like to call it, HE IS RESIN! That's no typo! Oh no! Let he who is without probation be the first one stoned! This week the fellas get all stogna bologna like Post Malogna on the phogna, and transfix themselves upon Mel "Columcille" Gibson's epic torture porn saga, 'THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST'. Since both of us are HUGE fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000, we thought it would be fun to do a riff track s...
2023-04-092h 02Heretics' Social ClubNumbers Gets Dumber 2 feat. DanSend us a textHowdy sinners! We're still exploring the desert with Moseying Moses, and the Funky Bunch. This week we talk about Joshua, Caleb, & the promised land of Canaan (currently inhabited by filthy indigenous squatters. Ugh.) Jason proposes a new villain in the story of the Bible, and Shauncey hardens the studio audiences hearts to show them the error of their giggling ways. Somewhere in the middle there, if you listen closely, you'll find an Easter egg teaser about our Easter show in 2 weeks! Won't you join us, friends?
2023-03-261h 02Heretics' Social ClubNumbers: 40 Years in the Desert with a Swamp BoogerSend us a textWell, wouldn't you know it? We're back, and this time we're talking about Numbers! That's right. 1, 2, 3, etc! We're going to count so high... What's that? We're not going to actually talk about Numbers while we talk about the book of Numbers? The Book of Numbers is mostly words you say? Well hell. This couldn't be all that fun, huh? WRONG! We both felt like it was one of the most fun podcasts we've done yet. You be the judge! Won't you join us, friend?
2023-03-1248 minHeretics' Social ClubLive Laugh LeviticusSend us a textDid y'all know that God set a pretty strict standard of living for the Levitical priests at one time? Yeah. It wasn't always just do whatever you want, and God will still love you. For awhile there, they were chopping folks heads off for forgetting to salt the steak. God damn. I'm talking literally, God...Damn... Phew. Anyway, we may have also uncovered the secret behind why all Christian Rap is so god damned terrible. Won't you join us, friend?
2023-02-201h 05Heretics' Social ClubSaint Misbehavin' Part 1Send us a textThe first of many episodes where we shift our focus away from the words of the B-I-B-L-E, and onto those chosen few who find themselves considered Saints in the world of Catholicism (and other forms of holiness). We use our machetes of truth & humor to hack away at the overgrown vines of religion that have blanketed our society. Also, if you pay attention closely, you'll hear Shauncey's theory of reverse-heaven that you only get to go to when you've proven that you're not a yokel that believes in fairy tales. So if you've b...
2023-02-051h 03Heretics' Social ClubGod Plays A Trick On The Gang, and Makes Them Eat Bug ShitSend us a textSo we find our heroes stomping around in the desert trying to find a way home, when Moses disappears into the hills tripping balls during a thunderstorm. So the kids get all bored, and decide to throw the first Burning Man Fest! They make a dope cow statue out of all their own jewelry, and get some music going. Then here comes the ol' Party-Pooper-Extraordinaire, Moses himself skipping back down the mountain laying down rules. RULES?!? IN THE DESERT? WHILE WE'RE EATING BUG SHIT, & RAW QUAIL? HOW ABOUT LAYING DOWN SOME INFRASTRUCTURE IF...
2023-01-2251 minHeretics' Social ClubThe One Where Moses Leads the Gang to the Desert for a SwimSend us a textSeason 2 opens to find that Moses & them didn't really want to get them ol' Philistines all riled up, so they took a shortcut directly through the Red Sea. Of course Pharaoh's dumbass followed them right in, and let me just say that it's really too bad that Pharaoh brought Herb & the boys instead of 600 of his best amphibious hovercrafts. Not even one boat! I mean hell, they could probably make them chariots watertight if they'd just flip them over, and start rubbing them out on the chariot's bellies like they did on Moses...
2023-01-0855 minHeretics' Social ClubThe War on Christmas is Worth FightingSend us a textWell folks, it's been a helluva year. We've been yammering away on this bad boy for 16 episodes now, and we couldn't have done it without you. Well, we could have, and we did, but we probably wouldn't have kept doing it at least some of you hadn't listened, so thank you for that. This here will be our last episode of the year, but we'll be back next year to whisper sweet contradictions and blasphemies into your ears. If you've enjoyed our podcast, please consider mentioning it to a friend who may be...
2022-12-2555 minHeretics' Social Club'The Ace of Plagues' by Moses' head or 'Owner of a Hardened Heart' by Yes (No...Maybe...I Don't Know)Send us a textIf there's one thing I can't stand, it's when you go try to do the thing God has told you to do, but when you get there, God has secretly replaced the compassionate heart of Pharaoh with a second, hardened heart thus making the task given to you impossible. Sometimes that there God fella works in ways that are so mysterious that even he has no idea what the fuck they're doing. If you think we're not about to try to come up with all sorts of better plagues than the lame ones...
2022-12-111h 17Heretics' Social ClubMoses Walked Like an Egyptian, and Then Murdered One!Send us a textMoses has lived a life of privilege thus far having been discarded by his mother, then adopted by the daughter of the Pharaoh, and then given back to the same mother who tried to dump him off down the Nile in a cum-soaked basket. No wonder this guy starts murdering people. There's no telling how fucked up this guy is. We better put him in charge of negotiations to free an enslaved race. Perfect guy for the job. God is supposed to be full of eternal knowledge, but we're in the second book...
2022-11-2757 minHeretics' Social ClubThe One Where Jason Tries to Make Exodussy a ThingSend us a textOkay, I know you're all excited about being out of Genesis, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from letting your people go just yet. In this episode we explore the intricacies of the biblical saga through the art of masturbation jokes. We plant the seed of the story of the Moses in a basket of Papyrus (a podcast not the font) and set it adrift on the river of the internet hoping that Pharaoh's daughters (you) will find this cum soaked basket containing the baby that is our senses of humor...
2022-11-1357 minHeretics' Social ClubGetting Gaelic with Ol' Samhain on Halloween Eve with Chloe FurySend us a textHappy Helloween Sinners! We missed y'all so much that we wanted to put out an episode specifically dedicated to the christian* holiday of Halloween; A celebration that was stolen from Pagan customs to try to align the secular celebrations with new religious observations, thus eradicating indigenous practices, and supplanting them with new nonsense. Ain't it just like Christianity to come in, take over a perfectly fine pagan holiday, transform it into some bullshit unrecognizable from the origins, then claim that it's evil, and ostracize it?Welp, This is our Halloween now, an...
2022-10-301h 11Heretics' Social ClubBig Ginger sent Heel Grabber on the Hunt for some Handmade's TailSend us a textAh hell, we're just trying to get out of Genesis, and wouldn't you know ol' Zack & Becky's boys are at it again. Jacob done got into the birthrights while Esau was starving, and Esau being a ginger and all, let his uncontrollable rage escape him. Meanwhile Jacob done run off to the land of Labia to have about 5011 children with everyone, and their servant. So if Jacob gets stoned, he's just carrying on an old family tradition. Won't you join us, friend?
2022-10-2346 minHeretics' Social ClubI Enjoyed the Sodomy, but the Gomorrah left a Bad Taste in my MouthSend us a textHoly shit! It's our TENTH EPISODE!We're celebrating with the longest intro in our history. lol(Not as long as Genesis though, good lord. how long is this book? What have we signed on for here? Skip 10 minutes in to miss all the good stuff)We kick it off with an impromptu Furnace Fest review, and a bit of the old "Love Thy Neighbor" THEN THE INTRO WTF??? and then it spirals down the rabbit hole of what the fuck goes through a grown man's mind to offer his virgin...
2022-10-1053 minHeretics' Social ClubPope Quiz Haughty Shiite!Send us a textWhile Shauncey is off at Furnace Fest, let's check in, and see where we're at with our beliefs. You can play along at home, and record your own answers.https://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspxLet us know how you scored!Won't you join us, friend?
2022-09-2557 minHeretics' Social ClubFather Abraham Had Many SinsSend us a textDid y'all know that the father of the big three religions got to raw dawg his wife's personal assistant because they wanted a kid so bad? we found that out in this episode. Won't you join us, friend?
2022-09-1238 minHeretics' Social ClubNoah's Archaic Sense of DimensionSend us a textI used to defend the idea of creationism by refuting the claim that all life came from 2 original humans by reminding people that just because God created Adam & Eve doesn't mean he didn't also create other people. Cain himself found a wife in the land of Nod. Adam is only special because he is the direct dirt/spit monkey human that God later tracked down to impregnate with himself leading to the birth of Jesus who was later killed by us for us I think. Anyway, then someone reminded me about the story...
2022-08-2753 min
I Love Insurance ReplaysWho you gonna call? Ghostbusters!Shauncey Ridgeway joins Michael and Kelly to discuss a recent Mississippi decision that addresses an insurance company's attorney-client privilege when its counsel draft coverage letters. You can read Shauncey's blog post on this decision here.
2022-08-1136 minHeretics' Social ClubThe Warden of EdenSend us a textLet's be honest. It's not really paradise if you're programmed to eat fruit, then you eat some fruit because a snake told you to, and then you have to leave paradise. That sounds more like you're being pushed into an unavoidable scenario by a guy who made you to do what you do, and then got mad at you because you did what you were programmed to do. If you're confused by this description, just wait until you hear what the b-i-b-l-e says about it. lol
2022-08-0748 minHeretics' Social ClubNude BeginningsSend us a textIn the beginning was God, or so they say in the pentateuch, or the Torah if you're savvy. Let's take a little stroll down the story of creation from the eyes of someone who doesn't know anything about starting a universe from scratch. Listen, I'm no civil engineer, but I don't know who the hell approved this plan. This guy needs a fucking project manager something desperate. In the beginning, God should have created infrastructure instead of mowing a patch in the chaos. We're gonna sneak into the Garden, and grab a bite...
2022-07-2645 minHeretics' Social ClubBlasphemy 2: Electric BoogiedudeSend us a textOh my god, y'all. Listen. Making fun of the Holy Ghost is by far the most unforgiveable sin. Pedophiles, Rapists, Serial Killer? Prosperity Pastors? Get right the fuck in heaven you sons of bitches. We all make mistakes. But ooohhhh God forbid you talk shit about the fartiest part of the trinity. What the fuck are we even doing here guys? Won't you join us, friend?
2022-07-091h 04Heretics' Social ClubThe Lust Temptation of Jesus ChristSend us a textOh lord! We found Jesus' tinder profile, and I gotta tell you, this guy was well hung. If there was such thing as a perfect crucifixion, these guys nailed it. I've been all a cross the world, and never found a story more ingrained into the wood of society. What is it about ol' Josh that keeps the men swarming around him? God! We may never know. Won't you join us, friend?
2022-06-261h 02Heretics' Social ClubGod's Tinder ProfileSend us a textOh Papa, We found the big guy's tinder profile, and it is not pretty. Yikes! How are you going to create an entire multiverse on homosapiens just to go find a teenage virgin in the desert to inseminate? A bit weird really. I mean you couldn't have found a single gal in the city? You had to go out to the boonies and groom you up a Holy Mother? It's just strange, that's all we're saying.Won't you join us, friend?
2022-06-1151 minHeretics' Social ClubSintroductionsSend us a textWelcome to the Heretics' Social Club! We're so glad you've chosen to spend your limited time on earth listening to the ramblings of our hosts, Shauncey Fury and Jason Leger. In our initial offering, our hosts discuss their common upbringing, and the journey to disbelief.Is the fear of god instilled by our creator, or installed by manipulation? Is there anything out there? What's it all about? Why do people believe a present and loving god not only created, but continues to monitor Earthlings when there is so much ev...
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PodsacolaThe Gulf Abides E026 - Luna ZeppShauncey and Ryan sit down with Luna Zepp and talk about the mullet revolution and your grandmas poop knife.
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PodsacolaThe Gulf Abides E025 - Shane DryeShauncey and Ryan sit down with Shane Drye and discuss the highs and lows of striking out on your own.
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PodsacolaThe Gulf Abides E023 - Joshua HortonShauncey and Ryan talk woodworking, baseball bats, and the perils of old age with Joshua Horton.
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PodsacolaThe Gulf Abides E024 - Rachael NewmanShauncey and Ryan sit down with Rachael Newman to discuss nuclear reactors, $.12 wings, $.25 oysters and anti-maskers.
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PodsacolaThe Gulf Abides E022 - Chris JadallahShauncey and Ryan welcome local film industry creative Chris Jadallah. Have a listen as they chat about gear, bridges, comedy, and mayoral ineptitude.Also Check out these links to Chris' many projects...https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDXx8mUfQXivdozHLUx6ZHAhttps://www.instagram.com/kittygetajob/?hl=enhttps://www.filmsbycalliope.com/https://www.facebook.com/pechakuchapensacola/
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Podsacola7MIH - 03.23.17Travis and Shauncey sit down for a touching heart to heart conversation in this two part special. The part of Shauncey will be voiced by Lord Morgan Freeman, and the voice of Travis will be performed by Lady Lena Dunham. Enjoy.
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PodsacolaSeven Minutes in Heck - 03.08.17 feat. Famous Gabe, & Kat Bishop from PensaconJoin Travis and Shauncey as they enjoy their delicious sandwiches from Yummi Deli. They're joined by Famous Gabe who will finally end the age old debate over what his favorite cereal is, and then Kat Bishop from Pensacon drops by to talk about how awesome Shauncey is.
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Reel Wisdom with Derek Diamond#10: Pensacolebowski's Ryan Eaton and Shauncey FuryThis week, The Derek Diamond Experience takes a look at the world of conventions. Pensacolebowski founders Ryan Eaton and Shauncey Fury talk with Derek about tattoos, Pensacon, The Big Lebowski, and what made them want to do an event inspired on the film.Follow the show on Twitter @DDE_Podcast Follow Derek Diamond on Twitter @Derek_Diamond Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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MAD TOAST LIVE!Episode 154 - Graminy(pronounced "GRAM-in-knee") 1. the botanical name for the grass family; 2. a "class-grass" ensemble from Madison, Wisconsin, bringing together classical and grassroots musical traditions. Featuring UW Sociology Prof. Michael Bell, Chris Powers, Shauncey Ali (WI State Fiddle Champ), and the hosts of Mad Toast Live. Performing several original works by Bell.
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