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Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityLoni AndersonIn a SUPER topical episode, Sidney discusses Loni Anderson. This episode has it all, affairs, drug addiction, and the Lutheran church! Follow @trashybookclub69420 on instagram to keep up with all of Sidney's cheap reads.
2022-02-2348 min2022-01-1213 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 24 Charlie's FrogRob Love has changed his name and is ready to recap his camping trip. Sidney is on the floor and ready to ramble. EVERYONE is cancelled!
2020-09-021h 31Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityJamaican Sex TourismOver 600,000 women travel each year to the Caribbean basin for the purpose of having sex with local men. That's a lot of horny aunties and meemaws! Zach Bird joins Sidney as they discuss the how and why of old white ladies heading south for some dingle dangle. Talk about an "all inclusive" resort! Is it romance or is it sex tourism? You be the judge.
2020-08-0546 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 22: Diamonds and GoldWhat an exciting episode! Rob Love and Sidney discuss dogs, birds, murder threats, conspiracy theories and probably other things. You'll have to listen to find out! Outro music by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.
2020-07-081h 25Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDentistryScott McNulty mentioned on his show, McWiseguys, that he had some wild stories about how crazy dentists are. After Sidney bores him with the history of dentistry, they get into these stories and boy are they spicy! Don't forget to brush AND floss kiddos, cuz your next dentist might have "a problem with his hands."
2020-07-011h 14Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityICP UpdateICP has been in the news lately. From canceling The Gathering to selling "Fuck Your Rebel Flag" shirts, they've been staying woke. Sidney has former juggalo Owen Neil on the show to discus the latest in the juggalo-verse. Whoop Whoop motherfuckers! #stilljuggalos
2020-06-241h 01Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 21: Looking for the Right MudRob Love is looking for the right mud to sink his tires into, Sidney is building a pool, and dogs are all around us!
2020-06-1736 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 20: Smart Fuck MagazineAs a protest roars outside of Rob Love's apartment, he and Sidney discuss Starbucks, dogs, endometriosis, Patton Oswalt, Black Twitter and of course, the protests.
2020-06-1036 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityJared Leto's CultActor/Musician/King of being extra Jared Leto is running a cult now? Yep, so much so he trademarked the phrase "yes, it's a cult." What the heck goes on in this cult, why are the retreats so expensive, and who would rather go meditate with a mediocre band when they could go to a Sandals resort for a fraction of the price? Benn James is here to help Sidney sort through all this nonsense.
2020-05-2049 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 19: Crow PoseRob Love is here to talk with Sidney about Crows, COVID, and so much more. There's also a special appearance by the one and only Matt Farley to discuss filming Druid Gladiator Clone.
2020-05-141h 06Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityFull CircleFormer child star Andrew Keegan has purportedly been running a cult called Full Circle. #fanfavorite Rob Love joins Sidney to discuss what this group does and why they were busted for distributing kombucha. Put on some flowy linen pants and get your sound bowl ready, cuz we're about to Activ888!
2020-05-0747 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityRoman PolanskiRoman Polanski's sex crimes didn't start and end with the rape of a 13 year old girl in 1977. This guy has been a fucking creep for a long time, and Zach Bird is here to listen to Sidney yell about it.
2020-04-2955 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBug ChasingAfter watching the 2003 documentary "The Gift" Zach and Sidney knew they had to do an episode about bug chasers/gift giving. It's the phenomena of people who actively seek to acquire or spread HIV. It's wild.
2020-04-0144 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDavid GogginsDavid Goggins is a former Navy Seal and Army Ranger. He's also an ultramarathoner and all around impressive dude. Scott McNulty lent Sidney his book "Can't Hurt Me" and came on the show to talk about it. They talk about the book, it's lessons, and how it inspired them. They also talk about barbers.
2020-03-1859 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 16: Waffle TimeBefore the recording of this episode, Rob got a massage and Sidney got an alcoholic beverage, so you you know it's going to be a wild ride. They discuss crows, #wafflewoman, Venezuela and so much more!
2020-03-101h 02Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityMarch DadnessIt's everyone's favorite time of year, March Dadness! This year instead of Sidney deciding the brackets, she draws names, live on podcast! If you are thirsty to know who is in the running this year and who they are facing off against, listen in. Be sure to follow @sidneydelorean on Instagram to vote. Special thanks to Zach Bird for cohosting this one.
2020-03-0452 minSex, Drugs, & SpiritualityEndometriosisMarch is National Endometriosis Awareness Month, and boy is Sidney aware of it! In fact, she's so aware of it, she was unable to research a new topic for this week. Zach Bird comes on the pod to discuss the what the disease is and the trouble they've been having seeking treatment. They also discuss what a little shit their new dog is, people problems, and how you can win Sidney's hand in marriage.
2020-02-261h 22Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 15: Johnny DeppHave you "Heard" the latest about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard? A tape has surfaced of them arguing, and it has many screaming #justiceforjohnny. Rob Love and Sidney Delorean discuss that, their own lives, the Long Island Lolita, and so much more!
2020-02-121h 00
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityTranscendental MeditationTranscendental Meditation, or TM is a favorite amongst Hollywood creatives and business people, but what the heck is it and where did it come from? Sidney has Scott McNulty in the studio to get into it. They talk about the Maharishi, The Beatles, Mia Farrow, David Lynch and give you a guide to fucking with TM for free! Most importantly, they advise you never to alone a man's cave.
2020-01-291h 12
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityCryptidsSidney has Bigfoot enthusiast Owen Neil on the podcast to talk about all manner of cryptids. They go over Bigfoot, Yetis, The Jersey Devil, Goatman, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Champ, Wendigo, The Mothman, and so much more! Check out Owen's podcast Bride of Chickenstein, wherever you listen to podcasts.
2020-01-221h 43
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityKevin SpaceyKevin Spacey has been doling out the bad touch to underage boys for decades, and it's just now coming to light! His reaction to the accusations has been questionable, as have the deaths of 3 accusers. Rob Love is here to help Sidney make sense of this scandal, and they both declare how much they love life and have ZERO plans of committing suicide.
2020-01-151h 09
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 14: Still SoupinRob Love has new glasses and some leftover soup. Sidney is cancer free, but full of opinions. They didn't choose the soup life, the soup life chose them.
2020-01-1538 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualitySurviving R Kelly Part II: TheReckoningLifetime aired a followed up to their docu-series Surviving R Kelly, this one called Part II: The Reckoning. It features interviews with more victims, and follow ups on what has happened legally and personally to those involved since the original series aired last year. Zach Bird and Sidney Delorean are here to discuss the new information, and as always #MuteRKelly
2020-01-081h 28
Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality2019 RecapSidney has Zach Bird on the pod to discuss all the sexual predators that were busted in 2019 and who they want to see busted in 2020. Mostly they talk about Zach's hatred of Pete Davidson.
2020-01-0159 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityVaginasSidney Delorean and Sad Baby Beck talk about vaginas. The good, the bad, and the snake oil. They discuss Goop, The Hoe Bible, The Vagina Bible and so much more!
2019-12-251h 17
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 13: Study HardSpecial extended Pupdates Episode! Sidney Delorean and Rob Love discuss dietary salt and minerals, the proper way to bury a dead cat, crop tops, car crashes, and so much more. Contact @roblovesbeard on Twitter to donate to Sidney's 1973 Dodge Dart fund.
2019-12-181h 23
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityMethamphetamineJust when you thought this show stopped talking about drugs, it covers a heavy hitter, meth! Zach Bird and Sidney Delorean discus the history and physiology of meth, spoiler alert: don't do it! They also issue some updates on the Buddahfield cult, and mail order brides. Shout out to listener Sarah, we love you!
2019-12-111h 03
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityMail Order BridesZach Bird is in the studio to talk with Sidney about mail order brides. They also give a sneak peak into their own sex life, and Zach tries to sell his sperm. At the end of the day, get a gosh darn dog!
2019-12-0455 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityNarco-SaintsThose involved in the Mexican drug trade have developed their own set of saints, specific to narco culture. Scott McNulty is on the show to discuss narco-saints, and the book he and Sidney read where they first learned of them. Listen in for an overview, and check out God's Middle Finger by Richard Grant!
2019-11-271h 02
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBuddhafieldPut your Ray Bans on and adjust your Speedo, it's time to explore an 80s cult! After watching Will Allen's documentary Holy Hell about his experience with the Buddhafield cult, Sidney Delorean and Zach Bird were compelled to research more. Michael/Andreas/Jaime is a former adult film actor and Hollywood extra(with a totally hot bod) who has managed to manipulate and exploit followers for over 30 years. It's still going on today!
2019-11-1355 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityJehovah's WitnessesParis a GoGo is back to talk about Jehovah's Witnesses. Paris had the unique experience of being raised in the religion and is able to offer an insider perspective. Sidney reveals a little more about her super churchy upbringing, and neither one of these broads is worried about "disfellowshipping."
2019-11-061h 00
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityCrowsIt's Spoooooooooky Season™ so Rob Love is here to talk about crows. A lot of people are scared of these birds, but not Rob, and he'll tell you why. Get your peanuts ready, cuz friendship is just around the corner!
Also, we are sending Rob a recording set up so if you would like to donate money or a USB microphone to the cause, message Sidney on social media or via 646-778-7743 or sidneydelorean@gmail.com. You can also support the cause by purchasing a merch pack for $5, free US shipping!
2019-10-231h 01
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityAge PlayMinky Deluxe is here to educate Sidney and the listeners all about age play. In this uplifting episode, you'll learn all about ABDL, DDLG, and all the types of littles you can be. Gather your Furbies and Tamagatchis 'round, and get ready for this episode.
2019-10-0253 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDoppelgangersListener Casey is on the line to talk with Sidney about doppelgangers. They go into the history of them, the mythology, some famous cases, and what to do if you see your doppelganger.
2019-09-1156 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityEgirlsWriter and internet badass Lauren Milici is on the show to teach Sidney about egirls. Who are these chicks selling their bathwater? Are they really making any money? What does the job of an egirl entail? Is Sidney too old and hateful to get in on this action? Don't forget to follow Lauren on social media platforms @motelsiren and buy her book Final Girl, it's a banger.
2019-09-041h 29
What They Want You To Think - a conspiracy podcast with Benn JamesJohnny Gosch with Sidney DeLoreanThis episode I am joined by the great Sidney Delorean to talk about a true crime kidnapping story with more twists and turns than the 405! enjoy!
2019-08-281h 40
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 9: #RobTooSidney gives Rob Love the old Julian Assange slip, and Rob tries to block it out by focusing on his love of soup and bicycles. Sidney rattles on about her sexual disfunction and how she's healing herself with avocados or something like that.
2019-08-2627 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDispatches from Pluto#fanfavorite contender Scott McNulty came by the studio to discuss a book he lent Sidney. In Dispatches from Pluto, travel journalist Richard Grant chronicles his move to the Mississippi Delta. It's a fun journey through his discovery and adaptation to a new way of life. Should "Books with Scott" be a new recurring part of the show?
2019-08-141h 10
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 8: Frank Fieri and the WoodsmanRob Love has emerged from the woods, rejoined civilization and is here to uphold his title of fan favorite. Sidney has gotten into demolition derby and sharing meals with her dog. This episode also contains some solid life advice from your favorite auntie and uncle.
2019-08-071h 09
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityKanye's ChurchKanye West has been holding private Sunday services and Sidney needed to know more. Ben James called in to talk to her about Kanye's Sunday Services, as well as his life, career, and the Church of Yeezus aka Yeezyanity.
2019-07-311h 32
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityLife in the SouthListener Alex picked up on Sidney's affinity for all things southern, accents included, and called in to teach her about how life really is in the southeastern United States. They talk about everything; customs, hunting, agriculture, how to be a good host, and so much more. This episode is a delight!
2019-07-242h 23
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityOnline DatingSidney's favorite woman, Jessica McClimon is in the studio to talk about online dating. Bumble, Tindr, OKCupid, Grindr, Backpage, this podcast covers it all. You need to experience the joy of two midwestern hip aunites gabbing like gals. They don't care if you're having sex with your boyfriend, just be safe about it, and for goodness sake don't drink and drive!
2019-07-171h 10
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityHigh SchoolSidney wants to know what the youths are up to, and @SadBabyBeck AKA Beck Sanchez is on the line to tell her all about it. They also talk about Colorado, Psychedelic drugs, road trips through the south west, and the utter horror of being trapped in a car with a baby boomer. Trigger Warning: at some point sexual assault is discussed in somewhat graphic terms.
2019-07-101h 26
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityGMOsRob Love is here to talk about GMOs. A lot of people are scared of them, but is that fear justified? Rob and Sidney work their way to the bottom of the issue, Sidney has several emotional outbursts, and Zach tries to ruin the podcast by delivering a bag of suckers to the studio halfway through recording. Too bad for Zach, Sidney diligently edited out most of the annoying sucker sounds! Oh, and Monsanto kind of sucks.
2019-07-0356 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 7: Tetherball and SoupRob Love is back on the line and boy has he been busy! Tetherball, soup, stand up comedy and parenting. Sidney is mad about the same stuff she's always mad at, but funny none-the-less. Sorry about the sound quality, Sidney's phone hole has some sickness.
2019-07-0140 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualitySustainabilityBailey Curry is in the studio to talk about sustainability. Climate change is a real problem with a lot of scapegoats and these two novices try to make sense of it all. Even if you don't care about the earth, it' a fun ride as a first time guest attempts to keep Sidney on topic, and Sidney resists the urge to "smash the state."
2019-06-261h 39
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityLong Distance RelationshipsZach Bird is in the studio, and after 3 weeks apart he and Sidney are "experts" on long distance relationships. Technology has helped the genesis and longevity of LDRs, but what happens when couples finally get to be together IRL?
2019-06-191h 08
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 6: SwapcastIt's the first ever Sex, Drugs & Spirituality/Decency with Delorean swapcast! This episode really packs a punch! Sidney gives shout outs to some very special listeners, and announces the first ever official sponsor of the show @sadbabybeck on Twitter, follow her, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. Sidney also gives a full recap of her weekend in Danvers, Massachusetts for the Motern Media Extravaganza. Spoiler Alert: it was a great time. The episode wraps up with Sidney reading some of the more unpleasant messages that have slid into her DMs, and expressing her strong feelings on baggage.....check it!
2019-06-0356 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 5: Doggone MessSidney's dog-life is a doggone mess, Zach is doing celebrity interviews on Bored and Sober, and one of them is already planning for divorce! This is a crazy world and we're just podding in it.
2019-05-2724 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualitySatanismSatanism- religion, philosophy, or theater? Thankfully Mark Camire from the Mark Talk podcast is on the line to sort through it with Sidney. It's a gosh darn hoot!
2019-05-151h 57
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityJT LeRoyThe "hoax" of JT LeRoy shook up the literary world. A new movie about it starring Laura Dern and Kristen Stewart was the perfect excuse to revisit this scandal. Zach Bird and Sidney Delorean watched the new movie as well as two previous documentaries on the subject and are ready to gab all about it!
2019-05-081h 00
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDating with Mental IllnessHaving a stable relationship can be tricky when your mental health is shaky. On this episode, Mark Camire from the Mark Talk podcast and Sidney Delorean have a surprisingly fun time discussing how mental illness effects relationships. They have some great tips that everyone can benefit from. They also talk about Game of Thrones quite a bit. Can't get enough of the sultry tones of Mark's voice? Subscribe to Mark Talk to keep up with everything in the Geekdom.
2019-04-031h 08
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityThe Maury Island Incident#fanfavorite Rob Love is here with another weird story from the Pacific Northwest. The Maury Island Incident was a UFO sighting/crash that took place a month before the one at Roswell. It also was the first reported sighting of the "men in black" and we ain't talking about Johnny Cash or Will Smith. Shit gets weird and Sidney tries to keep up as the threads of this mystery get tangled.
2019-03-2757 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPupdates Episode 1Happy Monday! We're trying out a new mini episode idea called Pupdates. Today the dogs (Sidney Delorean and Rob Love) are bringing you updates on JZ Knight, the disposal of body parts, dating in the workplace, and a historical cum tribute.
2019-03-2511 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityInterventionSidney has fellow sober person Zach Bird in the studio to discuss their shared love of the television show Intervention. It's a hoot!
2019-02-2042 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDecency with DeloreanHey fam! Have you been jonesing for content during Semonche's hiatus? Well, we have your audio-methadone! Sidney has been updating her other podcast, Decency with Delorean. There are some really cool interviews coming up, and she accepts on air phone calls! If you want to schedule a call, text her at 646-778-7743 or email sidneydelorean@gmail.com
2019-02-0102 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityProgramming NoteHey fam! Unfortunately Semonche wasn't renewed for a second season. Not really sure what the future is for this show, but I recommend going to Soundcloud and downloading the episodes you want to keep. -Sidney
2019-01-2102 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Sidney's About to Choke on a Huge Dick, soooo......BTWWTF: Sidney's About to Choke on a Huge Dick, soooo...... by Sidney Delorean
2018-12-1015 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityCosmo Sex TipsCosmopolitan magazine has a reputation for giving questionable sex advice. Sidney and Shoe are here to go over some of the most bananas sex tips they've ever published, as well as a couple tidbits that might actually work!
2018-11-281h 13
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Use a Vinegar SolutionBREAKING NEWS! Sidney is the hero that she's always claimed to be! Shoe is getting in the holiday spirit, and Frank is getting ALL the ladies. Buckle your seat belts kiddos, Semonche is life in the fast lane.
2018-11-1927 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityAstral ProjectionSo you wanna separate your astral body from your physical body and send that shit elsewhere? How would you go about doing that? Thank god Shoe is here with some step by step instructions! Sidney is in the passenger seat doing some serious naysaying. That and so much more! Hail Semonche!
2018-11-1436 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: We Make StuffThis episode of Between the Weeks with Two Freaks is action packed! Both of the ladies went out of town and have tales to tell of their adventures. Shoe also went to the State Fair and discovered a whole new realm of existence. Sidney shares some tips on how to be an adventurous drunk.
2018-11-0525 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: About the AnusIt's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks, and things are definitely getting freaky! Sidney and Shoe discuss relationships, travel, and all things related to the anus.
2018-10-2928 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityCult DeprogrammingHow does getting a loved one out of a cult work? Sidney and Shoe are here to go over the different methods of cult deprogramming, and so much more!
2018-10-2440 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Lew ZealandSidney and Shoe discuss the emotional impact of seeing A Star is Born together. If you haven't seen it yet, you gotta get to to the theater. Do it for yourself, do it for Semonche! The ladies also discuss their plans for Halloween, and perhaps Sidney discusses a very special Muppet who has been catching her fish.
2018-10-1529 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Hooters MemorabiliaSome couples commit murder together, yet Sidney can't commit to answering an e-mail. Shoe is here with some horror movie suggestions and corrections. The big take away is that if you want Hooters memorabilia, fucking pay for that shit.
2018-10-0830 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Strong Men, Cool ChicksSidney is in a mood and Shoe is just trying to Do the Dew on this delightful after school special style episode of Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.
2018-10-0127 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Beyonce's TacosShoe went to see Beyonce LIVE IN CONCERT! Sidney shares gossip from the world of catering.
2018-09-2422 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDemonic PossessionShoe is hear to school you on demonic possession. Sidney yells a lot. It's edutainment at its finest!
2018-09-1259 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: DenverShoe traveled to another state, and Sidney moved to the other side of town. Plus, a rant about air BnB, and what is hot to watch on Netflix right now. All the news you need up in your earholes!
2018-09-1046 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: AutonomusBreaking news: The ladies of Semonche have stumbled upon an undiscovered word in the English language! This sacred word, pronounced "auto-nom-ous" has been buried for years only to be unearthed by Sidney and Shoe on their quest for greater wisdom.
2018-09-0322 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Uncle Rico's Teeny WeenyMonkeys are appearing out of nowhere, Sidney is learning about magic, and Shoe has mastered the claw machine.
2018-08-2727 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityWhat's Up with "Buh Bye?"Shoe has stoney thoughts and Sidney feels responsible for a death. It's business as usual at the Semonche headquarters and you wanna hear about it!
2018-08-1316 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityChakrasShoe takes listeners on a journey through the 7 chakras and their meanings. Sidney gets increasingly agitated as the puddle of ass sweat beneath her grows. It's a can't miss episode!
2018-08-0855 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Technical DifficultiesHey Semonche-heads, Sidney here. Sorry for the delay in episodes. We try to do right by you, but life happens. My MacBook Pro died after 8 1/2 years of loyal service, so we plugged the sound board into my phone to record this for you. I'm out here, working my buns on the stairmaster at #planetfitness editing and posting pods.
If you want to donate to the new computer fund, I'm on Venmo, Square Cash, and PayPal under sidneydelorean@gmail.com
Big thanks to @shoemarley for her patience with my ratchet equipment and Scott McNulty aka @punchymcpherson for sending me sound files...
2018-07-2626 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Bruuuuuuce!Oh man! The ladies have so many updates for you! Bruce Killis has been doing hood rat shit, Sidney has been been on the road, and Shoe has an offer that you simply can't refuse.
2018-07-1744 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityHare KrishnasSure, everyone looks good in orange, but what else does it take to be a Hare Krishna? Sidney and Shoe are here to explain what else goes into this religion. Awaken your spirit!
2018-07-0445 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF:Sometimes We Got 'EmThis show is all about family, well, that and bad accents. Shoe got some retail therapy with Belinda, and Sidney is as petulant towards Debra as ever. They may also discuss sex, drugs and spirituality, but you'll have to listen to find out!
2018-06-1829 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityDivorceIn this super deluxe episode, Sidney and Shoe explore the history of divorce, Alec Baldwin, and their own lives.
2018-06-061h 29
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityOdinOdin, Mr. Wednesday, the all-father, or as Sidney likes to call him- Daddy. This guy, much like the ladies of Semonche, is on an unending quest for knowledge. Pop in those earbuds, climb onto your 8-legged steed, and ride into the wisdom of the 9 worlds!
2018-05-2344 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Kumbaya MotherfuckersThe Internet is destroying us all! But keep worshipping at its sacred altar, because it is the tool that unites the Semonche community. Thankfully, Shoe has some tips to help you make peace with this destructive force. Meanwhile, Sidney is disgruntled that a Dj whose name she can't pronounce refuses to go down on his wife.
2018-05-1427 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: We be Trippin'The girls have been all over the Southwest since you l last spoke to them. Plus, Sidney has been dabbling in the stoner arts, and Shoe is going back to brown town baby!
2018-04-3029 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Here to Pump You UpThe ladies of Semonche are her to pump you up! Shoe's had a birthday, and gotten a new member of the household. Sidney has a tin can.
2018-04-2320 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Sigil it, just a little bitThis episode is about major issues and minor triumphs. Dating, cooking, and Sidney's main boo, Satan him/her self, it's all in this episode.
2018-03-1938 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: How BizzarreShoe is playing games with murder, Sidney is playing games with herself, and Belinda is super hot! Some people read tea leaves, others palms, but here at Semonche we stare deep into your urethra and tell you what's up.
2018-03-0525 min
2018-01-2920 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityNXIVMNXIVM, the so-called "Hollywood sex cult" is out there branding women and collecting their money. Spoiler alert, Sidney and Shoe HATE cults. Let us be the background noise while you cook yourself a balanced meal. Remember, proper nutrition is the key to staying invulnerable to shit bags with floppy hair and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses
2018-01-171h 12
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Our PeriodThe girls are on their way to female podcast success! Sidney is socially (but not sexually) active, Shoe is a domestic goddess and Debra is getting sexy.
2018-01-1535 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityAstrologySidney is an empty vessel, and Shoe fills her up.......with knowledge of astrology! SPOILER ALERT: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Also, the girls explain the history of man, which mainly involves whittling, in less than an hour.
2018-01-1055 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Pimpin' Pimpin' UpdateYou're favorite Spiritual Juggalos™ have so much good stuff to say. Plus, incase you are listening Paul Reiser, Sidney's phone number is 646-778-7743.
2018-01-0132 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBod ModsThis episode is all about body modification. Shoe is okay with most of it, Sidney remains averse to anything other than your dad's dick.
2017-12-281h 01
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBTWWTF: Mrs. Shoe's Wild RideShoe took a wild ride and Sidney wants to ask a boy to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That and so much more on this Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.
2017-12-1124 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityMagic MushroomsIn this deeply personal episode Sidney waxes poetic about her spiritual practice-which involves mushrooms, meditation, and for some reason, Disneyland. Shoe grants a reprieve from Sidney's bullshit by talking about other stuff and they bring it on home by talking about holes and souls.
2017-11-2951 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityBetween the WeeksWe don't know what we're doing, but we're experts! In this special mini episode Shoe and Sidney discuss their feelings on past episodes and give you an update on their personal lives. Ahoy!
2017-11-2730 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityWitchcraftListen in as Shoe attempts to explain all the ins and outs of witchcraft to Sidney. The girls demystify the art of witchcraft while also demystifying the hole, soul, and so much more!
2017-11-151h 05
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityMDMACan you feel the love? If not, you may need a hand from the scientific wonder that is MDMA! Sidney and Shoe are here to walk you through the pros and cons of this controversial drug/medicine.
2017-11-0859 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityPast Life RegressionWhat is past life regression therapy? Is it real? Does it matter if it isn't? The girls delve deep into the science of the mind and Sidney pines for someone to delve deeply into her. Most importantly, NAPOLEON IS CHARLEMAGNE!
2017-10-1958 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityKratomOn this episode, your favorite women discuss EVERYTHING including Kratom, which is ostensibly the topic of this episode. Shoe reveals that she is a master at broadcasting and Sidney proves once again that the only thing she has mastered is masturbating her own ego. It's a dream team!
2017-10-1158 min
Sex, Drugs, & SpiritualityR Kelly's Sex CultR Kelly is trying to keep women down, but Sidney and Shoe are here to bring women up. FUCK YOU R KELLY! You ain't shit! But also, Oprah, self love, mansions, and the duplicity of human existence.
2017-10-0554 min