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H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 38 - The Polar ExpressOk everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will.2020-12-161h 45H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 37 - How The Grinch Stole ChristmasDespite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville.2020-12-091h 14H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 36 - The Santa ClauseThe hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen.2020-12-0259 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 35 - One Tree Hill Season 2The hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more!2020-11-181h 02H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsHalloweentown II Kalabar's RevengeTo finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods. P.S. The hoes are taking two weeks off, but will be back November 18th with season two of One Tree Hill.2020-10-2854 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 33 - Phantom of the MegaplexThe hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review!2020-10-2154 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 32 - Mom's Got A Date With A VampireThe hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it!2020-10-141h 16H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 31 - Twitches TooIt's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created!2020-10-0751 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 30 - Pirates of the CaribbeanIf this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!!2020-09-231h 33H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 29- Get to Know the HOESThe hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain.2020-09-1644 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 28 - The Last SongThe hoes have been feeling all types of emotions lately, so they thought it was the best time to watch a classic Nicholas Sparks movie! This episode you will get to hear topics ranging from the judgment of body modifications to how Miley Cyrus cutting her hair was a cultural reset.2020-09-021h 13H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 27 - Harry Potter & the Chamber of SecretsThe hoes are back with more Harry Potter! Listen as they discuss intense whispering, logistics of the magical world, and (of course) Morgan's obsession with dark shit.2020-08-181h 30H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 26 - A Series of Unfortunate EventsThe hoes finally watched a movie they enjoyed both in their childhood and today! Listen as they discuss all things A Series of Unfortunate Events. Also, if you are tying to get into contact with the hoes and they don’t get back to you it is 100% because they are manifesting meeting Jude Law. 2020-08-051h 15H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 25 - Bratz MovieWhile the hoes swore they wouldn't do an episode on the Bratz movie for a while, they simply couldn't wait! This episode might be the most chaotic one yet, but if you want to hear conversations about shark tank, stereotypes, and slut shaming dolls then this is the episode for you.2020-07-221h 19H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 24 - Barbie: Princess and the PauperThe hoes had a bit of a rough week, which was only made worse when their Instagram followers voted that they should watch a Barbie movie instead of the Bratz movie. That being said, it ended up being a good watch that involved Tik Tok content and conversation about representation.2020-07-1456 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 23 - The Golden CompassBuckle up, because the hoes went on a journey in this episode! While they concluded that The Golden Compass stole 2 hours of their lives they will never get back, they did discover that Daniel Craig is an absolute daddy and the world needs more polar bear content. Bonus: If you want a fun drinking game, drink every time the hoes mention Sam Elliot2020-07-011h 18H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 22 - New MoonWarning: If you do not want your childhood feelings and emotions about Twilight to be ruined, do not listen to this episode! While the hoes were devout team Edward girls growing up, in watching New Moon they have changed their tune; listen to see if you agree.2020-06-231h 13H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 21 - The Little MermaidThe hoes are back and picking up where they left off! They finally finish their Mermaid March series by talking about The Little Mermaid and find out that it is just about as problematic as it is iconic.2020-06-161h 17H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 20 - The 13th YearThis might be the hoes' favorite episode of Mermaid March yet! Did the logistics of this movie make complete sense? Absolutely not, but they loved the merman focus and the story progression nonetheless.2020-03-2449 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 19 - AquamarineListen as the hoes discuss this classic 2006 movie full of friendship, blue hair, and mermaids of course!2020-03-1853 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 18 - H2OThe hoes weren't able to put out a regular episode last week, but they are back and ready to continue with their Mermaid March! Listen as they react to the iconic Australian mermaid show that is H2O.2020-03-1646 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 16Riverdale finally wrapped up this whole Stonewall Prep/Baxter Brothers storyline and the hoes couldn't be happier! Listen as they go through the complicated story of who tried to kill Jughead and why.2020-03-1248 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 15The Riverdale episode this week was wild, and the hoes are ready to talk about it! Is Jughead really dead? Are Betty and Archie going to hook up? Is the show's writing highly questionable? Listen to find all this out and more!2020-03-0554 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 17 - The Adventures of Sharkboy and LavagirlThe hoes decided to do what they are calling "Mermaid March" and start it off with a movie that doesn't have a single mermaid in it... but there is a shark! Listen as they discuss this truly awful movie that somehow George Lopez signed on for.2020-03-0351 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 14The hoes really aren't buying this whole Jughead is dead thing. Nonetheless, they are excited to talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!2020-02-2743 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 16 - TwilightYou've got angsty teens, vampires, hot guys, and danger. What more could a young girl in the late 2000s need? In this episode Sierra and Morgan discuss the iconic movie that is Twilight and also give a PSA about going to your local public library and reading more books - the hoes have range you guys.2020-02-251h 19H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 13What do rum businesses and Riff Raff have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing, but the hoes found some way to talk about them all in this weeks Riverdale Rundown!2020-02-1453 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 15 - The Suite Life of Zack and CodyListen as the hoes discuss their favorite childhood twins and their wacky hotel shenanigans! Also, make sure you follow them on Instagram and twitter @hoestalkinshows for all updates.2020-02-1146 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 12The hoes are a combination of being sick and exhausted. So in this Riverdale Rundown you will obviously get a play by play of the most recent Riverdale episode, but also some tangents about hating chess and adults not checking in at the front desk of schools.2020-02-061h 08H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 11The hoes aren't lying when they say this was the most ridiculous episode of Riverdale this season has had! There were sledgehammers. There was tickle porn. There were 17 year olds making rum. Need they say more?2020-01-301h 03H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 14 - Ice PrincessDid you watch Ice Princess growing up? Did you think it was a masterpiece? Did you think the main character was super cool and talented? Well so did the hoes; but they are here to tell you that this movie is actually a cringe fest full of annoying characters, common sense physics, and a zamboni. On the plus side, the soundtrack is a total banger.2020-01-281h 05H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 10Riverdale is back and so are the hoes! Listen as they go through the latest episode of Riverdale and continue to question every part of this insane show.2020-01-231h 03H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 13 - The Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, the Witch, and the WardrobeThings to take away from this episode: give the hoes a few white claws and they'll think anything is funny, they have no idea what turkish delight is but have never craved it more, and they are suckers for a good crown.2020-01-211h 04H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 12 - One Tree Hill Season 1The hoes are back from their holiday break and hitting the ground running with season 1 of One Tree Hill. The pair discuss everything from the iconic music to the disgusting low rise jeans, and had the best time doing it!2020-01-141h 28H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 09The hoes were feelin' some type of way when they were recording this, cause this episode is equal parts Riverdale content and random stories - which honestly made for some pretty hilarious moments tbh.2019-12-121h 21H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 10 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneYes, the hoes know this is a long episode, but its Harry Potter so can you blame them? Listen as Morgan and Sierra get the most nostalgic they've gotten, while also finding time to roast each other and bring up random stories.2019-12-101h 31H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 08Not only are the hoes back and better than ever, but so is Riverdale! If anyone needs any reason to watch this show point them to this episode, because it was full of all the ridiculousness the hoes have come to love.2019-12-0556 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 07This episode of Riverdale was not the hoes' favorite and had them longing for the OG Riverdale where four high schoolers were working together to solve murder cases.2019-11-211h 05H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 09 - Kim PossibleNo one: The hoes: "... IF THERE'S DANGER OR TROUBLE I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL KIM POSSIBLE *beep beep beep beep* SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?" Damn, that shit slaps.2019-11-191h 03H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep.06This episode of Riverdale was especially ridiculous, which means Sierra and Morgan loved it! Listen as they react to Cheryl's weird story line, kids who do illegal activity for pizza, and Betty not knowing how to conduct a lie detector test.2019-11-141h 17H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 05Things we have learned from this episode of Riverdale: 1. Logic doesn't matter in Riverdale, only "serial killer genes" do, and 2. Dying is a better option than going to juvenile detention.2019-11-071h 00H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 08 - HolesThe two hoes brought in a bro as a guest star, and let's just say things got chaotic. Nevertheless, all three agreed that this is one of the best movies of our childhood.2019-11-051h 12H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 04If you thought Riverdale would kill it in the Halloween episode department you thought wrong. This episode was not the best tbh, but don't worry there was still much to shit on.2019-10-311h 04H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 07 - Hocus PocusTo end the Halloween season, Sierra and Morgan watch Hocus Pocus and decide that it is hands down the most iconic Halloween movie of all time.2019-10-2955 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 03In this week's Riverdale Rundown you will hear Sierra obsess over Chad Michaell Murray, Morgan not pick up on the lingo used in illegal activity, and both of them question the population of the town this stupid show is based in.2019-10-241h 06H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 06 - Disney Halloween SpecialsThis week Sierra and Morgan realize they love a good plot twist by watching the iconic Halloween episodes from Hannah Montana, That's So Raven, and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody2019-10-2359 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 02Sierra and Morgan are back for another Riverdale Rundown! Listen as they question who made this show, what the show is even about, and why they even watch.2019-10-1753 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 05 - HalloweentownJoin Sierra and Morgan as they rewatch Halloweentown and basically gush over Debbie Reynolds the whole time.2019-10-1552 min
H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsRiverdale Rundown - Ep. 01Morgan and Sierra love their childhood shows as much as the next, but they couldn't stay away from one of the cringiest teen shows of today. Join them as they talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!2019-10-1134 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 04 - TwitchesJoin Sierra and Morgan this week as they realize Twitches is actually fairly cringy, although still iconic.2019-10-0854 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 03 - The Haunted MansionIt's officially Halloween season and Sierra and Morgan are kicking it off by watching The Haunted Mansion!2019-10-0158 min
H.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 02 - Phil of the FutureIn this episode Morgan and Sierra ponder the logistics of time travel as they discuss Phil of the Future.2019-09-2555 minH.O.E.S Talkin ShowsEp. 01 - High School MusicalThis premiere episode discusses the trials and tribulations of Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez in the ICONIC High School Musical. Morgan and Sierra discuss the most impactful movie of their generation from the funny moments to plot holes and how we truly are all in this together.2019-09-1559 min