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Two Opinions, No FactsDon't Let ThemWelcome to December, Opinionaters! We’re closing out the year with a LOT on our minds — and even more to say. We asked for feedback, you delivered, and Sika… may have over-read the comments (again).John kicks things off with a full-blown rant about Mel Robbins and why he absolutely does not subscribe to the “Let Them” theory. No surprise there.We recap our Thanksgiving together — yes, we spent it side by side and lived to tell the tale. Sika updates everyone on her horseback-riding journey, which she is extremely over… but she’s also looking for a mo...
2025-12-0155 minTwo Opinions, No FactsWhere's John's PeriodSika is deathly hungover, and honestly… we owe you an apology for last week’s episode. We kick things off by unpacking the truly unhinged act of saying the word “panties” out loud (jail time?).Pop culture was CHAOTIC this week—every Real Housewives star was either arrested, robbed, or both. Amid the madness, Sika announces she has officially matured (as of 48 hours ago) and no longer wants to be on reality TV.We dive into the viral TikTok saga “The Danish Deception,” where—spoiler—the girl knew, and the whole thing wa...
2025-11-2448 minTwo Opinions, No FactsJohn’s Invisible PeriodIt’s a gloomy, rain-soaked day in LA, and Sika and John are recording fresh off a hectic week. After hosting an event on Wednesday and not getting home until 11 p.m., they’re tired, unfiltered, and fully in their oversharing era.The episode kicks off with a cozy chat about their dream house—manifesting, delusioning, and architecting their futures. Then things take a turn when the duo dives into the chaos surrounding Ariana Grande, who was reportedly attacked by a serial celebrity harasser.From there, it’s another Real Hou...
2025-11-1844 minTwo Opinions, No FactsEdging MeThis week, things get deep — Sika reminds John not to underestimate his power, while John opens up about being on a personal journey. Of course, it wouldn’t be Two Opinions without a Taylor Swift detour, and yes, Sika completely zones out and checks her phone during the rant.The duo recap the last two Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episodes (still begging everyone to watch), and crown the Halloween costume of the year: Kayla Nicole, a.k.a. Travis Kelce’s ex.They dish on Kim Kardashian’s new sh...
2025-11-1054 minTwo Opinions, No FactsAfter DarkWe recorded this one after dark… and it shows. John finally bought a Switch 2, Sika’s now a full-blown influencer with a DJI, and we both spiral about the crippling “K” texts our parents send.We sip Hiyo (our new mocktail obsession), hate on people that slurp, and discuss how John’s frugality made Sika delete their YouTube-linked email. But don’t worry — we’re so back.Also: Kelsey Grammer has a baby at 70, Lisa Barlow is everywhere, and Sika’s New York origin story involves a sugar daddy and a fat 401(k).
2025-11-0349 minTwo Opinions, No FactsProductive PottyIn this episode, Sika and John keep it real about the struggle of being two grown adults still battling acne—and how John’s frugality might finally be rubbing off on Sika after her $500 facial. They dive into the difference between active downtime and rotting, and of course, get into the latest messy reality TV drama: Kim Zolciak dating another married man and getting subpoenaed.Then, things take a hilarious turn when the duo transforms into a “fake financial podcast,” dishing out advice on why quitting your job might land you on TikTok Live like Hea...
2025-10-2750 minTwo Opinions, No FactsBotox And BootyWe’re celebrating our tenth episode, and the vibes are as chaotic as ever! Sika confesses she’s been paying for a storage unit for over five years (thanks, COVID delusion), and we dive straight into the latest pop culture mess. From Real Housewives of Potomac’s Wendy getting hit with insurance fraud charges (hate to see it 😬) to Salt Lake City’s Angie tossing her black Prada Amex bracelet like it’s nothing—this week’s Housewives recap had us feeling poor.We also tackle how AI has officially gone too far—nothing on the internet fee...
2025-10-2054 minTwo Opinions, No FactsSplit it 70/30John finally crosses the half-marathon finish line (tears, medal, and all!) and immediately proves he’s that guy by wearing it on the pod. We call out our first troll for saying there are “no facts” in our show — um, it’s literally called Two Opinions, No Facts. Make it make sense.This week’s Salt Lake City recap gets deep as we unpack all the mommy issues, and we officially announce: the pod got an upgrade. The audio is crisp, the opinions are louder, and the delusion is thriving.We also di...
2025-10-1334 minTwo Opinions, No FactsLook WithinThis week, John and Sika spiral through Facebook fears, Nicole Kidman’s pricey prenup, and why we miss Tyra Banks’ talk show era. They debate the Project Runway winner, influencer pay drama (“try being one for a day”), and Selena Gomez’s wedding (we don’t care, sorry).John’s obsessed with a TikToker whose humor Sika just doesn’t get, and he won’t stop talking about his half marathon — or Taylor Swift — until Sika saves us all and redirects the chat. Meanwhile, she’s prepping for a gay speed dating event and celebrating Mean Girls D...
2025-10-0653 minTwo Opinions, No FactsHe Did Not Pull OutThis week we cover everything from luxury fashion fails to family drama. A creator exposed the real quality of Miu Miu after dropping $20K on clothes—spoiler: the buttons couldn’t even survive the box. We talk about the power of believing in yourself, grandmothers suddenly becoming helicopter parents when they barely parented us, and what it’s really like being the oldest daughter in an immigrant household.Plus, Sika addresses being accused of “looking like she married a white man,” John cannot let go of the ONE “hot” comment he got, and we dive into cultural recession indicators—like Coachella a...
2025-09-2943 minTwo Opinions, No FactsHomemaid's TaleEpisode 6: Homemaid’s TaleSika is back from her Euro summer and has made it her entire personality (oui oui). John spots Alo’s $3K bag and we declare it a full-on recession indicator—cheap quality, Chanel prices. Speaking of overpriced, Amex dropped their new $895 membership fee and we’re officially out. We also get into Cardi B’s fourth baby (and second baby daddy), why Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the only show that matters (Mary married her step-grandpa, y’all), and why everything being behind a paywall is another sign the economy is cooked—even...
2025-09-2244 minTwo Opinions, No FactsLift Your LifeWe’re still riding the viral wave and this week’s episode is packed. We kick things off with the Love Is Blind reunion (spoiler: love isn’t blind… only one couple made it). Then, Emma Stone’s new movie sparks a conversation about aliens—John and Emma are believers, and Sika wishes interplanetary travel was as easy as booking a trip to Europe.In pop culture chaos: Cardi B is cleared in court but immediately makes headlines again (hello, flying item). Meanwhile, on Plastic Surgery Rewind—the new show where influencers try to undo their pas...
2025-09-1549 minTwo Opinions, No FactsRiding Your Big BackThis week is a wild one. Sika’s speed dating event is officially sold out for the women—now we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her own“Dubai chocolate” (don’t ask us what it is, but it’s everywhere). John opens up about acting school trying—and failing—to get rid of his “gay voice.” We also dive into Love Is Blind’s “quiet spleen” guy, John’s defense of Taylor Swift on Threads (zzz), and whether Taylor and Travis scream PR stunt. Plus: why location sharing is actually a cry for help, how going viral ov...
2025-09-0839 minTwo Opinions, No FactsPugnacious PussThis week, Sika and John spiral from TikTok wellness scams to sky-high scandals. After Sika discovers a white-girl-in-Bali “healing” video, she pitches her own genius idea: a Ghanaian wellness retreat just for white women with too much money. Then they unpack the Vegas airline whose entire business plan is the mile-high club.Also on deck:Can AI take therapy notes now, or…?Why GAP’s new ad eats while that other jeans spot starves.Tijuana facelifts, face threads, and why Sika wants to lock up injectors.The grea...
2025-09-0151 minTwo Opinions, No FactsEat My Sheet CakeSika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs and why he’s convinced they point to the Super Bowl. Sika debates the legitimacy of “man cereal,” launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in TikTok comments until she’s blocked. Meanwhile, John admits his half marathon might just be for attention. Plus: why you shouldn’t post ugly babies online and a chat about how gay culture on social media has become super...
2025-08-2551 minTwo Opinions, No FactsTrust Gay PeopleEpisode 1 of Two Opinions, No Facts is officially live, and it’s already unhinged. We’re unpacking why posting on Instagram feels so much more cringe than TikTok, delivering a spicy PSA on why “relatable” is overrated, and debating John’s borderline fanfiction-level love for Taylor Swift (Swifties, you're welcome). John brings us into the wild world of cow colostrum. (Spoiler Alert: Sika thought they were milking human moms in a factory) Two hosts, too many takes, absolutely no facts.Follow us on:-Tiktok-Instagr...
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