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Gary's Bar PodcastEp. 14 - Shroomed Out (feat. Dayna, Connor & Alexandra)We found a crippled mechanic and his fiance on the street today so we decided to bring them into our home and offer them fungus and interview them. This is just a weird one overall folks as we have never met these two strangers in our life. They brought their little turd pile of a dog too. Apparently his name is Myles. He didn't do shrooms though. Kind of an all over the place, too high, to dumb podcast but it's a fun one. Alexandra thought a chickadee was a baby chicken and we debate Kool-Aid flavors. Enjoy.2023-11-0529 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 13 - Stay off the Highways (feat. Meg D, NXC, & Alexandra)We have our beloved Jew and number one fan Meg D in the house for this very fun and giggly episode. We talk about Jewish traditions, incest, what Meg's spirit animals are, sharing toothbrushes and a whole hell of a lot more. We also have the brother sister combo of NXC and Alexandra. They're gross, I know but try to bear with us. 2023-10-1658 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 12 - Nut Grabber (feat. NXC, Alexandra & ZackD6969)We have the ultimate nut grabber, and Alexandra's brother, NXC in the studio today. The same studio that also happens to be our living room. We talk about penises, shitty students from a shitty city in Massachusetts that starts with L but isn't Lowell or Leominster...We also dive into what our spirit animals are in water, on land, in the sky, and even in the mythological world. It's just good old family fun on this one if you ask me. Stick around to the end for a surprise phone call from ZackD6969.2023-09-1949 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 11 - Prison Grape (feat. Scott Fatone & Alexandra)Oh baby do we have a filthy one for you. What do you know about 45 guys having their way with one hole? Probably not much, but if you're interested, this is the episode for you. We have the wild and hilarious Scott Fatone back alongside the beautiful and scrumptious Alexandra. We chat about everything from prison grapes, to peens, and much more.2023-09-1632 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 10 - Adventures of a 1/8th Black Man (feat. Scott Fatone)WARNING: I did absolutely blow the audio for the first 20 or so minutes of this video. It returns to normal eventually. I did my best editing the sound. We have gathered the hilarious Scott Fatone to come on and give us a rundown of his descendants. We learn that he is 1/8th black and grew up in Murdapan, MA. He loves to play pinball with his car in the woods after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol...But nothing will stop Scott Fatone from returning his WWE Monday Night Raw 2003 video game. 2023-08-2435 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 9 - Pooping Yourself (feat. Gary Sheffield)Arguably our most special guest of all time, Gary Sheffield, joins us today to discuss baseball fights, shitting your pants, and the history of conquistadors in the Amazon and how nasty they were with forgery and craftsmanship. 2023-08-1121 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 8 - Ell for Lyrics (feat. Alexandra, Joe G, & Secret Vin)We would like to personally apologize to all of the 25 listeners that were impatiently awaiting our next episode drop. We were up in Maine on vaca for 2 weeks and my editing productivity dropped off due to guzzling of booze. This ep includes the usual Alexandra as well as a return of Joe G. A top secret, witness protection program participator who we will call "Vin". We play a new game called Ell is for Lyrics presented by our pal Eric. We also play another silly song game. Just some pals hanging out. Enjoy, or do not enjoy. Idk. Bye2023-07-3035 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 7 - Apoopalypse (feat. Alexandra)A storms abrewin. An apocalypse is coming and who will survive such a thing? Probably not Paul and Alexandra. Can you decipher which berries are poisonous and which are not? Can you throw a rock at a squirrel or a bunny and render it injured enough to run over to it and then crack its neck and cut its guts out and eat it? Could Zdeno Chara survive in the wilderness? We saw him survive in group D on a JetBlue flight that's for sure. Enjoy & love.2023-07-0830 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 6 - Feeding the Geese (feat. Alexandra & Joe G)I think it's safe to say we've all fed the geese with a friend or two am I right? This episode dives into the nitty gritty of geese feeding, turkey yankin', plum smashin', and much more nasty stuff. This is the last of the three eps recorded with Joe that fine evening. Can we pump these numbers back up? What the hell is going on here. Lets run some numbies up for our friend Joey Cactus. This is a fun episode despite having about 12 minutes of slander cut out of it due to inappropriate-ness. It's fine. It's all in...2023-06-2325 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 5 - The Origin of Joey Cactus (feat. Alexandra & Joe G)Joey Cactus is back with his villain origin story, but this time the beautiful, angelic savior Alexandra popped in to keep the boys on track and in check. Last ep was all over the place but this one is slightly more on track and silly. Silly goose time. There's some funny edits and clips in this bad boy and I hope you guys enjoy. If you're reading this text me "Joey Cactus > Mongoloid Mike" and I will Venmo you $0.99. For those of you that know this story, I think this one will be all the more funny. Pardon the...2023-06-1514 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 4 - A Calm Bag of Milk (feat. Joe G)Starting off with a nice juicy fart, this episode features the one and only Joey Cactus, Joey Hamburgers, the Finger Blast Champion of the MVC, JoeG810. This man and I have been hanging out since our balls weren't hanging. Since before we had touched boobies or knew how to fingerbang. Since before pride month was a thing. Since before Osama was killed. You get what I'm saying - a long time. This episode is riddled with unfinished stories and technical difficulties but we think it's a pretty darn good one. There are two more episodes coming featuring the beloved...2023-06-0818 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 3 - Homeless Space Exploration (feat. Alexandra)A slow start in the first half but coach whipped us into shape for the second half and we stepped it up a little. After a weekend of bundling in the sun, the Gary's Bar locals are parched and crispy. Speaking of crispy, Alexandra's cheeks make a brief appearance. We discuss old guy balls in locker rooms, anger management, the fact that you simply cannot be protesting if you're over the age of 25 unless you're dumping tea in a harbor, and the idea of having homeless people be enlisted into a space exploration team that will pioneer the future...2023-05-3125 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 2 - Just Stop Doing Drugs (feat. Alexandra)A casual conversation between intimate lovers. Ranging from gobblygook talk about the Vietnamese, the Democratic Republic of Congo, all the way to the question we're all wondering... "why the hell can't people just quit drugs?!" Then we learn that Alexandra must be 18 years old going back to college because she somehow thinks humans can be peaceful. What do you think? Answer the dang poll question. Guest appearance by Kenny Powers midway through. If you text or DM Paul on Instagram with that quote you might get Venmo'd $0.99. Gary's Bar thanks you for potentially listening to this episode and potentially...2023-05-2621 minGary's Bar PodcastEp. 1 - Gary's InaugurationIt's inauguration day at Gary's Bar folks. Call your mother. Call your father. Call Barry the bartender. Call your 8th grade ex-girlfriend because it's time to head on down to your local dingy, dive bar and piss all over the floor. Just a quick explanation of what the hell Gary's Bar Pod is and what we'll be attempting to do. Don't forget to listen all the way through and do what I say to make damn near $3. The first of many. Love to all, and to all a goodnight. 2023-05-2613 min
Coffee and Jiu JitsuEpisode 8: Paul Salibe JrThis episode were joined by Paul Salibe Jr to learn about his Jiu Jitsu and his Artistic journey. Check out Paul's art at silentblackhorse.com or @silentblackhorse on instagram2021-03-2458 min