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Torty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG Life the Universe and Everything - in which Arthur discovers he is a murderer and has to face his victim AgrajagThe continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Agrajag Is imoderately upset by having been killed an almost innumerable number of times by Arthur Dent - and he makes the point clearly and at some length. More of the game of Krikkit and it's many offshoot games. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1930 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG Life the Universe and Everything - Zaphod, a door, white robots and the Krikkit history lesson endsThe continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, In which, Zaphod is oddly not killed by robots, a bit of the 'Heart of Gold', the gold part, is stolen. Why the Kikketers hate the rest of us and the legal judgments arising. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1930 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - Life the Universe and Everything - more KrikketThe continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Here a sales pitch is made for a model of the "Wikkit Gate" and an explanation of the original and why it is remembered. Zaphod returns to the story, as does Trillian and the 'Heart of Gold'. A lot of drinking is done, by Zaphod. Then - the ship is invaded... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1929 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - Life the Universe and Everything - the Bistromathic space ship goes to the planet KrikkitThe continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Slartibartfast explains his mode of transport- in terms of a robot run bistro. He shows a historical reproduction of the cause of and reason for the events at Lords. An advert explains a bit more of the problem. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1929 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - Life the Universe andEverything - At Lords - continued until - Aliens stopped play.The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Aliens stopped play, but this is Somebody Else's Problem. Slartibartfast may sort things out, but it doesn't look like it frankly watching the replay. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1931 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - Life, the Universe and Everything - starting with Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged.The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Here we find out why Arthur was insulted and discover he is by far not the only one. We shall meet the insulter, Wowbagger again, but not yet. We have a game of cricket to play - until the players from Kricket arrive. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1929 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG, After crashing on Fintlewoodlewix/EarthThe continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, here up to chapter 25 just after the 'B Arc' has crashed on a beautiful young planet that would have generated the right answer to the question to which it turns out the wrong answer is 42 - I think. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2023-03-1930 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - Arthur and a cup of teaMy continued reading of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy - The Restaurant at the end of the universe bit. In which Arthur asks for a cup of tea. What could possibly go wrong ? Read by me, Simon Anthony - with a Long Covid soar throat.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-12-2829 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG In which they try to escape the mice, but are as yet unaware of the returning VogonsThese are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in December 2022. This is the Thursday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. HHgttG In which they try to escape the mice, but are as yet unaware of the returning Vogons --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1329 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHgttG In which '42' is not a very good answer. It needs even deeper and far longer thought.These are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in December 2022. This is the Tuesday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. In which '42' is not a very good answer. It needs even deeper and far longer thought. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1330 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHgttG In which, Arthur learns the truth about the Earth - and MiceThese are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in December 2022. This is the Monday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. In which, Arthur learns the truth about the Earth - and Mice. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1330 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG In which they split up and explore Magrathea -These are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in November 2022. This is the Monday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. In which they split up and explore Magrathea -  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1330 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG In which Zaphod finds Magrathea - and they all survive - except the Whale.These are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in November 2022. This is the Tuesday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. In which Zaphod finds Magrathea - and they all survive - except the Whale. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1330 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHHGttG - In which Ford and Arthur meet Zaphod and Trillion on the Heart of GoldThese are the programmes as broadcast on Ambron Radio in November 2022. This is the Monday transmission of Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy as read by Simon Anthony. In which Ford and Arthur meet Zaphod and Trillion on the Heart of Gold. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2022-11-1330 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyWinnie-the-Pooh, Chapter 7 Tigger is Unbounced. Then Star Cops in Stereo - a talkThis is a reading of the A A Milne stories, Tigger is Unbounced in this case. Then an edited version of a talk i gave recently on the subject of the early experiments at the BBC in stereo recording made by my father Chick Anthony. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-12-1530 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 9, 10 and so on....Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1327 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 8Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1323 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 7Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1323 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 6Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1319 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 5Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1319 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAlice Through the Looking-Glass Chapter 4Read by Simon Anthony, Written by Lewis Carroll --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2021-06-1318 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMe and my thyroid operation - or is it ?This is the story of what happened to me just before going in to the operating theatre - and why I think it happened. No names - no blame. I suspect there shall be more to tell. I hope I shall be able to ell it ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-2830 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyDavid Attenborough Presents: A Single Thirty-Something Female Attending A Baby Shower HungoverDavid Attenborough Presents: A Single Thirty-Something Female Attending A Baby Shower Hungover Written by Kelly Shanley, performed by Simon Anthony @KellyOShanley --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-2507 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyChapter 10 ...in which Christopher Robin gives a pooh party, and we say good-byeChapter 10 ...in which Christopher Robin gives a pooh party, and we say good-bye  Read and recorded by me - written and copyrighted by A.A.Milne --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-2412 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyWhinnie the Pooh Chapter 9 ...in which Piglet is entirely surrounded by waterWhinnie the Pooh Chapter 9 ...in which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water. Read and recorded by me - written and copyrighted by A.A.Milne --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-2417 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyPooh Chapter 8 ...in which Christopher Robin leads an expotition to the north poleI do my best to do justice to these iconic stories. They play a big part in my early taped life. All the Pooh stories are copyright A.A.Milne --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-1819 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyPooh Chapter 7 ...in which Kanga and Baby Roo come to the forest, and piglet has a bath e-reading.clubI do my best to do justice to these iconic stories. They play a big part in my early taped life. All the Pooh stories are copyright A.A.Milne --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-1818 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyPooh - Eeyor's Birthday and - Comedy to change the world - and -more musingsDear old Pooh again, followed up with my side of a conversation with my wife about my foray in to comedy writing - and on reason I didn't - and - how Homeopathy works - possibly :-) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-0429 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe wonder of Safron ! ( a covid / cancer ish thing )OK, it's not been long yet, less than 24 hours, but, I'm feeling better from a mass of debilitating symptoms that may be covid or cancer related- or may be something else. This improvement may be a flash in the pan, but I've had other miracle fixes that I don't believe - because they are impossible (homeopathy and ME) - but - I record this as a placeholder for future information. It currently looks as if ... well, I'm really not sure yet. Time shall tell. Watch this space ! 4/8/2020 Here is a link to my Mother's story :- https...2020-08-0430 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyPooh Chapters 2 to 4I love Pooh, I hope you do too ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-08-0429 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHow to break thingsHow to break things My long slow development from being a bloke with a hammer to a engineer with precision screwdrivers. Comic history of me - scripted monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1009 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyNOW FIXED !!! Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter one - BeesWhinie The Pooh Chapter one - Bees - AA Mine's wonderful creation. I think I shall read all of them. This is the first. Terribly sorry it was broken for so long  It only got fixed because one of you told me...! Thanks Lynda ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1015 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Changes Part 2 Written monologue on the subject of - recent changes, over the last 60 years or so --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1018 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Changes Part 3 The slow growth of Green thinkingThe Changes Part 3 The slow growth of Green thinking Improvised monologue on the subject of How long it takes to make changes ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1007 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg starts a new job492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg starts a new job - Desmond is his boss. 'Live improvised drama' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1011 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg gets food delivered by Father Clifford.492 Korna Klub in lockdown - Greg gets food delivered by Father Clifford. 'Live improvised drama' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-1017 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyDavid Attenborough Presents: A Hungover Thirty-Something Female Starting Her DayDavid Attenborough Presents: A Hungover Thirty-Something Female Starting Her Day. Written by Kelly Shanley, Voiced and slightly altered by Simon Anthony acting@torty.org.uk medium.com/@kellyshanley --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-07-0507 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyDrunk 30 something - by Kelly ShanleyI perform it as David Attenborough - again. A reading of a piece created by Kelly Shanley medium.com/slackjaw/david-atte…-again-42b2e19d4a43 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-06-1205 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe green inside of CovidMy hopes for the future based on the trials of the present caused by the shortsightedness of the past. A hopefully upbeat comical reading of the way the world actually is changing - so we can all have the future I talk about in another podcast. #comic monologue #green #covid --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-06-0930 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Future againMusings on the remarkable technical achievements people have made - followed by a comic reading of stuff I didn't write !  A reading of a piece created by Kelly Shanley medium.com/slackjaw/david-atte…-again-42b2e19d4a43 Drunk 30 something - narrated by (a) David Attenborough (impersonator) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-06-0929 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Swab TestWell, my wife hasn't got it, so may be I got something else. This is the story of why we may have made a mess of the test for Covid ! Slightly funny if you can stand an idiot at 6 am with a dead brain. My test result is back now too - after three months - I 'didn't have Covid when the test was made'. That tells us nothing except that there was indeed no point in taking it - as I said... I think. Blood test next. I 'm not doing...2020-06-0929 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyLockdown Dawn Chorus - louder than before ! more and happier birdsThis is three hours of Dawn Chorus, recorded over three days. A few cars and the milkman removed plus a bit of trimming to make it run under three hours by a minute. No idents at either end - it's all the birds of Barking in London during the lockdown. 4am to 5am early May 2020 . This is natural background - unless you listen to it. The birds are talking to each other, you can hear conversations, competitions, copying, outdoing each other, may be having fun. They take it in turns to grandstand after the first wakeup burst at about 4...2020-05-112h 59Torty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMy Covid 19 story part 3This does not complete my story, I am still not well as I type this. In part three, I eventually come home - on the same day ! I have much more to say - including a lot of thank yous ! My word, the NHS staff are fantastic ! #NHS #Covid19 #Corona --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-05-0329 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMy Covid 19 story - part 2This is the continuing story of an unexpected trip to Hospital with suspected Corona Virus.  This 'episode' stars Stevie my nurse, half my height and weight and almost exactly my age - a month older. He knows I'm recording  and is happy to be happy. He had it last month... #Covid 19 #Corona #NHS --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-05-0327 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMy Covid 19 story - part one of at least threeThis is part one of my partly accidentally documented story - that is still unfolding - of my sudden hospitalisation with - possibly - ' The Virus' #NHS #Covid-19 #Carona_Virus # --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-05-0329 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyGoing Shopping - during the Covid19 ShutdownMy thoughts and experiences as the shutdown effects deepen in Barking London. #chronavirus #covid19 #surviving #barking #community #Green #environment #society #future #newworld --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-04-0428 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe first bird of April - and then all the others ...... being the Dawn Chorus with rather more birds than yesterday's podcast. This lasts for almost two hours, you'd wonder how they don't get tired - if they weren't birds. #dawnchorus #birds #quietlondon --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-04-011h 55Torty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Dawn Chorus - Barking 30-03-202005:30 to 06:15 BST . Recorded from a window ledge in Barking, London. I have edited out the sound of three cars and the milkman - basically though - no one is around so far this morning. Mostly, this is a recording of our Blackbird. Enjoy ! #DawnChorus #birds #quietlondon --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-03-3045 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonySorry, but I told you this would happen.Well, not specifically this, but something like it - what ever this is. Decades of environmental effort may have helped the planet get ready for this current trial, I hope so. Here, I rant about it all - again. This shall be the last actual rant I think. May be the next podcast shall have some laughs in it. #chronavirus #covid19 #surviving #barking #community #Green #environment #society #future #newworld --- Send in...2020-03-2927 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe upside of Covid 19 - and five minutes of light relief at an office party.This is an in depth talk - documenting the changes to our society as they happen. I give my view of why and what should stay changed -  then - I cheer up a bi with the sound of a YouTube video I voiced about a Christmas office party. The full and more splendid version is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zbl7MsPd7g - Amber Doig-Thorne is the writer.   #chronavirus #covid19 #surviving #barking #community #Green #environment...2020-03-2529 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyCovid 19 and the Climate Crisis - are due to the same thing - 'Growth'Well, we told you so - environmental reasons for 'the virus' - and the changes that should result from it. #chronavirus #covid19 #surviving #barking #community #Green #environment #society #future #newworld --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-03-1629 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThis is an advertisement, for my Siwriter iPhone app - sorryThis is an apology.  I hate adverts, loath the things. I used to remove them from TV programs as part of my job. When it was my job to transmit them, I turned down the sound.  I think products should sell themselves, but, I realise people have to know the thing exists and have a clue what it is and does and so, here is my alternative text entry system for mobile phones. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-2706 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyGetting a hair cut. A comical view - I hope.My intention is to draw a picture of my historic view of the process of a male person getting his ( my ) hair shortened. It was so difficult that for ten years I didn't. That is another story... should have been in this one come to think of it. Nothing political in this one, I don't even mention the environmental crisis or cars ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-2711 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony'Cans'- actually, headphones - this one may be comic.This one has been actually written, not another stream of random thoughts. The plan is that it's light hearted, may be even comic. The content? Headphones down the ages... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-2708 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyA pedestrian's thoughts while walking to the bus stop. Handy mobile thought.Roadside parking and why my compass didn't work. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-2708 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyRandom thoughts in FebruaryTopics current in February 2020, the passing of time, a partly light hearted, but deep conversation with myself. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-2723 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe effect of Brexit on feelings of being British - and a Promenader - Staring Richard BakerIn 1978 a lot of people queued for the Last Night of the Proms, a truly British  activity. But now the overnight queuing has been banned and the day queue only lasts for a few hours, not weeks. This is a record of the queue from back then - including an interview with Richard Baker - the BBC news and music man. RIP. OK, it's also a history of the start of my Prom going life - and my sadness at the effect the process of Brexit has had on me of  'Being British'  2020-02-0129 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyA chat really, about technology and the impossibility of it.I'm stunned by what we can do these days and I think you should be too. In this chat I hope to enlighten younger listeners to the marvels they just accept and let them see the wonders yet to come - and guard themselves , or prepare themselves for the future. Yes, that is rain and thunder in the background - both a filler and a calming influence. #physics #crystal radios #Technology, history #Thunder #rain --- Send in a voice message...2020-02-0130 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyBert, a man with no future - a story...Written and read by me, Bert, a man with no future is a Sci Fi and possibly comic, story of a man who's best friend is not his dog, indeed he probably doesn't know what a dog is.. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2020-02-0128 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyNew Year's green rantOn the last day of 2019, I think green thoughts and get a bit angry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-12-3130 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyDoctor Who fan audio from Josh HillThis is a production created by Josh Hill. It is taken from series three. https://www.facebook.com/hillproductionsfanseries/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-12-2827 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Christmassy Mood - a Yule Tide story for the kids.This is very much aimed at children aged 8 or less - or more if you like that sort of thing. It's in five chapters linked by music.  I hope yo like it ! It tells the story oh the feelings people get around the turn of the year and what happened when the feelings felt things themselves ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-11-2525 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyComputer and acting problems - Siwriting and windoze !Thinking my way though an irritating day - yes, I do get irritated a lot, but I make the most of it. I also make siwriter.co.uk - an app of beauty and utility for anyone who wants to write something without getting out of bed. #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #Over60AndStillGoingStrong #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-10-2313 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyConcerning facts - thoughts on the importance of News.What is a fact ? Who says so ? Why do they say so and who can you believe anyway ? Well, I have concerned myself with these problematic thoughts in this podcast.  #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #Over60AndStillGoingStrong #Monologue #Politics --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-10-2308 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyKids, apps, cars and teaching...... what I tend to find I am doing when not either making a podcast or now - lecturing.  This is a stream of irritation rant with an  occasional positive sort of solution thrown in to stave off depression and dull the angst. #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #Over60AndStillGoingStrong #Monologue #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-10-2313 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyComputers - why bother - remounted.This is a re-recording of a story I wrote decades ago and updated a few decades later and recorded one decade ago - so the original sounds a bit ropey. What does rope sound like I wonder... Anyway, I shall recreate all my old recordings I think. If I do, this shall be the first one ! It tells the tale of the dawn of personal computing and its impact on my life - note - forty years ago. I must ell a new tale starting from where this one ends, don't hold your breath though. 2019-10-0615 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyWhy the name Tortytalks?This is an explanation of why I use the word Torty in all the stuff I do, my podcasts, my websites and my computer programs - yes, I write them too.  It's another partial family history pet story. #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #Over60AndStillGoingStrong #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-10-0614 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyBrexit, hiding more important things.Oh, I'm fed up with politics and the environment - so I'd better do something about them. Thoughts that I need to put on your chest.. #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #NotExactlyComedy #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #History #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-10-0629 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThoughts before going LIVE on airAs I write and as I create this podcast, I am getting ready for a live TV debate. I have been on live TV many times before, but somehow this feels more real. It's a Politics Special and I am expected to say something, directly to politicians - sadly, about whom I know nothing, but I know a lot about trying to be one. This is what this podcast is about - in part. #TortyTalks #SimonAnthony #TortoisesoftEnterprises #acting@torty.org.uk #Comedy #ComedyPodcast 2019-09-0232 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAn advert for my app Siwriter - not totally professional#Siwriter.co.uk is the website I have created for this wonder - text entry typing app.  What is #SiWriter ? SiWriter  lets you take notes by typing with just one hand, the other can hold  the iPad. This is not 'hunt and peck' one finger poking, SiWriter  provides finger-tip positioned active key areas on an iPad screen which  you tap in easily remembered combinations. This will produces all the  letters, numbers, punctuation marks and other symbols of the standard  (Latin 2) character set - that is, everything an English reader would  expect to have ava...2019-09-0118 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony1978 Prom Groperetta rehearsalThis is part of the rehearsals for 'Die Meister Prommer Von Kensington' - a silly thing we Prommers put on for the day of the Last Night. The people in it shall remain un-named here - but, they know who they are. I doubt anyone other than people in the performance would find this even faintly interesting, but I love it ! The are - many - more tapes like this... #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #PromConcerts #queues #Groperetta #PAFC...2019-09-011h 00Torty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Impossible and Time#Impossible things, #time isn't real. #comedy, #monologue, me talking about stuff - why now is better than then because stuff now is impossible, and Time is an illusion - it's just the direction we live in.   #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-08-3030 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyCarpets, a story of the problems of crawling and. the New Good DaysCarpets, a story of the problems of crawling and. the New Good Days, #comedy of sorts. #Carpets #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-08-3027 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMental Illness, what it feels like, what it does, the reality of it - NOT a pleasant listen, but an important one.I had a phone call today from our son, he is very depressed, almost too deeply... He wants the world to hear his plight and share his pain and that of other folk who have also become addicted to prescribed drugs - intended to help them - but which made them all far far worse. This is just part of his story and it is in no way a happy one. My comedy is in other podcasts. This podcast is supposed to make, or help you think. It is painfully real. #TortyTalks  #S...2019-08-271h 07Torty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonySport - and my reasons for avoiding it.I'm not a sporty person but have had to deal with other people loving it and thinking I should too. This piece is my revenge ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-07-3018 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonySpace - one step missed for fifty yearsAt last #Space is once more in the news - because humans are in need of it and going there. These are my non too serious thoughts on the subject. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #technology #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-07-3013 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Cosmos - a physics think piece about existenceMe thinking my way through how and why everything exists. I've got more to say and it keeps growing, but I think this is enough for now. I try to explain things as simply as possible - and find new avenues on the way... #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Cosmos #physics #existance #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/s...2019-07-3035 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyLondon - the jaundiced view of a long time resident - recently returnedI get lost easily - #London is an easy place to get #lost in ! - and I do. I get irritated a lot, but also have solutions. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #car #traffic #polution --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-07-1212 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyQueues - and my trouble with Heat !Two stories, #Queues, how they have changed and what happens to me in them.                         #Heat - what it does to me ! - Go on guess :-) #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-07-1218 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyHow I live without a car - and why you can'tI added the subtitle because I was being nice... Go on, prove me wrong :-) #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #Autobiography #car #traffic #polution --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1805 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyWhy is the West Hated ? - and how to make friendsWhat we do to sort ourselves out, shall, I believe, stop others from 'disliking' what we do so much. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #History #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1807 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyIs the world over populated ?A green thinker's thoughts about the future of population and what it does - spoiler - it's good news. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics #History --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1805 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyExam Invigilation - how to keep saneMy experience of taking exams - from the position of standing over the students. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1800 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyWe have the technology - to fix mental disabilities - I thinkMy personal view and experience of teaching mentally and physically disabled people and my thoughts on how we could possibly fix their problems using computing analogies and software and hardware debugging concepts.  Note, we are all advanced chimp like creatures. If disability removes that advancement the ancestral systems take over - but these also may need fixing. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #medical #Politics #Autobiography ...2019-06-1814 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyA Green view of BrexitThis is NOT endorsed by the Green Party - in any country - but only because I haven't asked for it to be. I think you will find my remarks, made as a Green Party member are really rather nice. Also, I set achievable goals with existing technologies to score them - even though I am not sporty. #brexit #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Politics --- Send in a voice message: https...2019-06-1810 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMy School life - well, a part of itThis is an explanation of why and what I did at #school in the 1970s that got me to be who and where I am today - spoiler - I did almost nothing #GrammaSchool #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1806 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony'Going Green' or 'Why I stopped voting Tory'What it says on the tin - and what I did then, at least in part. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Monologue #Drama #Politics #History #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-06-1707 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyExam InvigilationRecorded on the hop, written in a bus, recorded  walking home, the read at home and created on the fly.  Well, I had to wake my brain up after invigilating an exam you see. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Politics #History #Autobiography #Technology #Acting #Actor #acting@torty.org.uk  #ExamInvigilation --- Send in a voice message: https://podcaster...2019-06-1329 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyGreg's Election Victory SpeechAlso available with pictures ! at - https://youtu.be/D41VBI1UmJ8 A Tortoisesoft Enterprises production Greg, my 492 Korna Klub character after his shock election victory. Improvised comedy drama - sort of. #podcast@torty.org.uk #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Drama #Politics #Acting #Actor --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/s...2019-05-2905 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyMemories are made of ... what ?My memories, their accuracy and relevance. Can they be trusted ? What really happened anyway? My perspective based on actually recording from 40 years ago. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Memory --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-05-2513 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyLiving with Twitching - and snores...My life with '#RLS' - a poorly named ailment that basically is the total lack of control over tired limbs at the worst possible moments - and when you need to rest. Not so much restless, or periodic, more like being possessed.  #PLMD #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-05-2513 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyGreg up a ladder - a 492 Korna Klub drama excerptI perform regularly on https://www.492kornaklub.com/ as a character called Greg - sometimes Jeff, therein lies a long story. Anyway, I have nicked /edited out the bits from one hour long improvised drama transmitted in May 2019. The show in full is broadcast on http://galaxyafiwe.com/ at 5pm every Friday. The second half is audience participation - call the characters and ask/tell them what's going on - and we reply in character. The actor playing Desmond is Jerome Wise Millington. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org...2019-05-2521 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyAn Actor's life - me getting lost againThis is the word of pocket microphone story as it happened of how I actually eventually made it to where I had to be and did what I had to do. I don't yet know if it was good enough, but, who am I to judge ? Odd stuff - but real. This is another outside travel story recorded as t happened and annotated after the event. I think this sort of thing will be of historical interest eventually - because no one pays any attention to it at the moment - it shall soon change and be lost...2019-05-1110 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyBirds and TrafficThe #DawnChorus - in Barking - and the #traffic chaos - everywhere. Both recorded live, only the #birdsInStereo. Oh, and I talk a bit about them both too. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Monologue #Autobiography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-05-1116 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyGetting lost as a Standup comedianThis was not fully planned, a fly on my phone style podcast - as it sort of happened - with fiddly bits added after the event. I'm going to, and having an audition as a standup comedian. This is not a joke free zone. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #Comedy #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography #medical --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-05-1130 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon Anthony'Drink' and 'Techno magic'Drink - and why I don't Techno magic, and why I go on about it ( and how stuff works ). #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Comedy #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Autobiography #Technology #HomeImprovement #BBCMicro #UK101 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-04-1317 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe Head Cold and EggMan flu from the inside and a cryptic short. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #medical #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-04-1307 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTelevision, the view of a traitor !I worked in TV for over ten years, it wasn't always fun, but I'll tell you some of the good bits. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Monologue #Drama #Politics #History #Autobiography #Technology #BBCMicro --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-04-1312 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonySmellies from Heaven - story about birds, very large birds.A story about birds, very large birds, but then I'm giving away the plot - and fertilising it too. #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Monologue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/simon-r-anthony/message2019-04-1312 minTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyTorty Talks from Simon AnthonyThe 'No Lie' chapThis is a comedy drama, written and performed by me, Simon Anthony. Well, I thinks it's funny. I liked making it anyway ! It's the story of a man who can not or chooses not to ever lie, worse than that, he says what he thinks when he thinks it.  Quite refreshing maybe ? #TortyTalks  #SimonAnthony  #TortoisesoftEnterprises  #acting@torty.org.uk  #ComedyPodcast  #Over60AndStillGoingStrong  #Environment #Greens #Drama --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify...2019-04-1017 min