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The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 39: Nobody Died - The MILFs are back!Your friendly neighbourhood MILFs are back from the dead lads, and we are bringing a reintroduction straight to your ear holes!We are Sinead and Rosie, two mums from Leicester who make this rambly little podcast about our experiences as mothers. This week we cover why all the planes are crashing, child-borne illnesses and the mysogynistic hellscape that is jeans shopping.Thanks for your patience beautiful people, come chat to us on instagram @amateurmilfsociety
2025-02-051h 02
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 38: Babies can't drive - Kid's FashionWelcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we're chatting all things Kid's Fashion!Kiddos these days are SO well dressed aren't they? Fur coats, tutus and sparkly rainbow dr martens (oh my). We talk gender neutrality, sustainability and the phenomenon of the sad beige baby and have a little giggle along the way.To keep up with all our shenanigans, give us a follow over on instagram @amateurmilfsociety
2024-09-181h 17
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 37: The Misadventures of Lola Wells - Our Irish HolidayStrap in this week friends, for a big fat recap of our holiday to Ireland! Not to show off or anything but it was an absolute joy and we can't wait to go back.Highlights include: the sad/horny musical continuum, sudden onset travel sickness, the lack of hostile architecture in Shannon Town, misplacing a child, holiday cigarettes, the jellyfish pit, blue poos, rain induced overstimulation, the boys of bunratty, dramatic falls, pints of guinness and small town throuple rumours.We're being a bit self-indulgent this week, and our usual parenting based chit chat will...
2024-08-281h 25
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 36: Big Screen, Small Screen, Medium Size Screen - ScreentimeThis week we are discussing all the nuance of screentime, the modern parent's arch nemesis and greatest saviour. Look, we know that the who have decided that screentime is bad but honestly what's a bit of brain rot if it stops us from murdering our children?Also, we have a very important TAYTO TASTE TESTOur next episode might be recorded from Sunny Ireland because we're going on HOLIDAY!!!Follow us on Instagram @amateurmilfsocietyWe love ya, Sinead and Rosie x
2024-07-241h 21
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 35: A Not At All Useful Survival Guide To The Summer HolidaysWe're back again, and this week we are talking all things Summer Holidays. Our intention was to make an in-depth survival guide so you could have the Best Summer Ever but we realised very quickly that we actually ... don't have a clue how to survive the Summer Holidays without the assistance of day drinking, borderline child neglect and a little mental breakdown to keep things spicy!All we can say at this time is Good Luck, and Godspeed ... it's only six weeks after all.As always, thanks for listening to us yappa yapping...
2024-07-171h 07
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 34: Got Enough MILFs - A little chat with our friend TomWe're shaking it up a bit this week lads and we have just a little, informal chat with our friend Tom Crump - An artist, graphic designer, book shop co-owner and all around good egg. We went down to LCB in Leicester for (what was supposed to be) a little interview about this humble podcast, and ended up being a lengthy chat about friendship, creative culture and toxic masculinity.This interview happened at LCB Depot in Leicester City Centre as part of a drive to promote their meeting rooms - clearly an exceptional space for podcasting! Not...
2024-07-1038 min
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 33: Ed Miliband's Bacon Sandwich - The Genny Lec EpisodeAlright Lads, are you ready for a Hot Chicks Talk Politics on steroids? Well, you've come to the right place! In honour of our impending Genny Lec (tomorrow!) - We are breaking down the main talking points from our leading political parties manifestos, focusing on the policies that affect family life the mostWe also discuss the policies we'd introduce if we were benevolent dictators ourselves, and delve into whether Liz Truss killing the queen was all part of a master plan to get her bag.Please please please make sure you vote in this...
2024-07-031h 20
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 32: She's a #mumpreneur and she's #blessed - Motherhood and Entrepreneurship with Connie from Take On MediaThis week we are so incredibly pleased to welcome The Amateur MILF Society's first ever guest! We got our wonderful mate Connie: owner of Take On Media, social media mentor extraordinaire, mum of two, and all around good egg round for a good old chinwag about the trials and tribulations of raising kids whilst running a business.We've been working with Connie for a while, she's been helping us up our social media game and we couldnt be more grateful for her help and support.We LOVED chatting to Connie and we hope...
2024-06-261h 30
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 31: So Many Front Doors - The Big Fat MILF RelaunchWe're back, baby! (again)We have missed you guys, and missed making this podcast so much while we've been away but we are back with a brand new beautiful logo, and loads more nonsense to chat.It's a bit of a chatty one this week lads, we're just catching you up on what we've been up to, discussing the sartorial downfall of the Adidas Samba, and we bring back hot chicks talk politics!Oh YEAH, and we're doing another live show! Join us for the MILF meet up at Tonne Bar...
2024-06-191h 24
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 30: Our First Birthday - The RetrospectiveCan you believe that we've been gracing your ear holes for a whole year now lads? What a year it's been, full of ups and downs and so much complaining, but it's been so much fun and we love making this podcast for you
2024-03-081h 31
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 29: The One With The Haiku - Behaviour & DisciplineWelcome back to The Amateur MILF Society (theatrical edition)! This week, we're chatting all things behaviour and discipline. We cover the difference between the parenting we'd like to do and the parenting we actually practise, parenting styles and the difficulties of gentle parenting when your offspring isn't interested in gentle child-ing. We also (briefly) cover potty training, so trigger warning for a smidge of piss and shit chat. Also, Rosie writes a Haiku that could potentially be a contender for the Nobel Prize for Literature.Please get in touch with us...
2024-02-211h 40
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 28: Gomez Sun, Morticia Moon, Wednesday Rising - Kid's Birthday PartiesWelcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we are chatting kid's birthday parties! We dissect and rank all the different genres of birthday parties, from the baby birthday (wonderful) to soft play (hell on earth). We cover the anatomy of the perfect party bag, the politics of the guest list and the nostalgia of a 90's mcdonald's birthday party.We also have an exciting event to announce - you have the opportunity to join the MILFs for an evening of fun and shenanigans at Little Sister in Leicester City Centre to celebrate Margarita Day...
2024-02-071h 37
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 27: I'm Just Simply Existing Too Hard - Burn Out & The Mental LoadWelcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we are discussing big bad burn out and the mental load that comes with having a family. Strap in for a rambly one folks, as we are both incredibly burnt out at the moment (topical and on brand of us) and clearly we are struggling to articulate our thoughts in any meaningful way. This is a definite candidate for a re do in the future!As mentioned on the pod, our very clever resident artiste Rosie has illustrated the most beautiful book of poetry by Jess Green...
2024-01-231h 34
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 26: The Big Fat Christmas ComedownThe MILFs are back in business baby! After a very long, impromptu hiatus caused by sick children, our own various maladies and severe festive burnout, we have returned to your ear holes to complain endlessly about our lives again.This week, we're recapping our festive season, from our fabulous live show, to Sinead turning 30, to the New Year's Eve communal apple. It's been a trying one lads, and we are so very very sleepy. Please send us nice messages to make us feel better.Follow us on the socials @amateurmilfsociety on instagram/tiktok
2024-01-171h 24
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 25: Sinead and Darcie's Mooncup Ritual - Book Reviews pt. 2Welcome back to Episode 25 (!!!!!) of The Amateur MILF Society! We discuss future plans for upscaling our live show from small indie venue to arena tour, our future reality TV show aspirations, the enormous circumference of Sinead's cranium and how we desperately want people to buy tickets to our really cool, fun live show on 3rd December at The Big Difference in Leicester because we really want to see you there!Also, we. enjoyed our book ep so much that we decided to bring it back for a reprise! Come to the dark dark town with us and...
2023-11-161h 37
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 24: Guy Fawkes' Signature, Before and After Torture - Spooky Szn SpecialWelcome to The Amateur MILF Society, a podcast in which we discuss all things parenthood. This week we are discussing spooky season, the americanisation of Halloween, a million metric tons of plastic and pumpkin waste, and Rosie's neighbours wholeheartedly believing that she carries out blood magic rituals in the local graveyard. In other news, please head to the link in our insta bio to grab tickets for our live show at the big difference in Leicester on 3rd December! It'll be a laugh!Follow our socials:@amateurmilfsociety on insta and tiktok
2023-11-081h 19
The Amateur MILF SocietyTales From The All Inclusive Buffet - A Holiday MinisodeHello gang! A quick break from the norm this week from when we went on holiday! Expect a significant downgrade in production quality (this was recorded on a phone, on a creaky hotel bed whilst probably hungover) and an in-depth discussion about the depravity that occurs when you present formerly rational human beings with an all inclusive buffet. Back to normal programming next week! Please do grab tickets for our live show (available via the link in our insta bio) and follow us on the socials!Insta/TikTok: @amateurmilfsociety
2023-11-0125 min
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 23: I Used To Be A Nice Person - Kid's BooksWelcome back to The Amateur MILF Society! We're shaking things up a little this week and bringing you a series of reviews on some of our favourite children's books, including classics like The Tiger Who Came To Tea and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.It seems however that we are walking away with more questions than answers:Where is the mum in We're Going On A Bear Hunt? Why is the dad allowing his literal toddler to walk through a localised snowstorm with no coat on?Why is When Mum Turned Into A Monster so relatable?Is the Tiger from A...
2023-10-251h 22
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 22: This is a Mr. Tumble hate account -Kid's TVThis week, the milfs discuss everyone's favourite digital babysitter - Kid's TV. We pull apart all your kid's favourite shows like pulled pork (v clever Peppa Pig reference there). From our arch nemesis (Mr. Tumble) to our favourites (Sarah and Duck) we weigh up which shows are tolerable from an adult perspective, and which ones get banned from the house for being too annoying. We also take a trip down memory lane and chat 90's Kid's TV, which is a different beast entirely.thank you so much for listening, and as ever, please don't forget to follow us on the...
2023-10-111h 25
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 21: The Back To School SpecialThis week we're finally onto the topic of school - from picking a school, to playground politics to 'creative differences' about how our children are choosing to style their school uniforms. In other news, we blabber on about the impending arrival of autumn, which we are very very excited for. We'd also like to take this opportunity to remind you that tickets for The Big MILF Night Out are on sale now! Tickets available via The Big Difference here: https://thebigdifference.co.uk/events/the-amateur-milf-society-big-night-out/As always, follow us on all the social medias pleaaaaase, we love chatting with you...
2023-10-041h 29
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 20: Pigtown Murders - A Summer Holidays RetrospectiveHello gang! We're back in town after a truly testing summer holidays (did you miss us?). Sorry for just dropping off the face of the earth, our children were being rotters for the entirety of the six weeks they were off, but we are making our return to your ear holes with a thorough unpacking of the horrors we have just survived.We chat childcare, panic attacks in lidl and trying to have a nice time. We also have a big important announcement to make regarding the big milf night out.Trigger Warning - Discussion of Russell Brand and the...
2023-09-271h 24
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 19: - HolidaysThis week's episode is brought to you by Bitsy's exceedingly good cakes - proud sponsor of our silliness. In honour of the summer holidays, we are talking about holidays! Beaches, camping, city breaks ... when you have kids you can kiss goodbye to the tranquil, relaxing peace of a beach trip with a book and a steady drip of cocktail of the day and you can expect all the stresses and hassle of your normal parenting life, only it's hot and you're drunk all the time. Our main take away? Reduce your expectations mate, and let the good times be a...
2023-08-021h 39
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 18: Parkour Through the World Duty Free - TravelThis week, the milfs are discussing a very topical theme given that we have now entered our summer holiday era (thoughts and prayers are welcome). That's right lads, we are discussing travel - the planes, trains and automobiles of it all. From car narcolepsy to train breakfast picnics, to the pure unadulterated torture of being locked in a metal tube for several hours with our children we have a LOT to say. If you're taking your kids on holiday this summer, good luck!Follow us on the socials:@amateurmilfsociety on insta/tiktok@amateurmilfsoc on twitterHonourable mentions on this week's pod...
2023-07-191h 32
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 17: A Gang of Cavewomen - It Takes a VillageWe've stumbled through life, from evolution to the industrial revolution, where the whole village looked after all the children but now that huge burden of responsibility falls to (mainly) mums. This week we talk all things community - building a village to take the pressure off a little bit. Do you have a village? Do you wish you had one? Let us know!We're plugging a few things this week: Parents Create and the kids can't escape (see @rosieandramonamake on instagram for details) and the potential for a Big MILF night out - get in touch if you'd be up...
2023-07-131h 17
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 16: I feel guiltier than a serial killer - Mum Guilt/Mum RageThis week, the MILFs are chatting the delightful new feelings that you unlock upon having children - mum guilt and mum rage. The list of things you can't feel guilty about is longer than the bible. We dive into boundaries, triggers and how pathetic it feels when you get into an argument with a small person who can't even formulate full sentences yet. We really want to grow our community, so please head over to the socials and drop us a follow!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTiktok: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocOnce again, thank you all so much for listening x
2023-07-051h 22
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 15: The Terrorism Twos - Toddlers and TantrumsThis week, Sinead discusses the merit of choosing a summer fling based on whether or not they have a Dyson fan. In other news, we are talking about teething, toddlers and the terrorism twos. For human beings who are delivered anything they desire on a platter, two years are CONSTANTLY CONSUMED BY RAGE. Flailing of limbs, gnashing of teeth, screaming like they're being exorcised - all very normal (also, extremely fucking annoying). Also, why do toddlers insist on doing everything for themselves despite being quite shit at everything?CAUTION for headphone users; theres a bit of shouting this week. Also...
2023-06-281h 37
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 14: Do you play the beating game? - SleepThis week, the MILFs are discussing the one thing that consumes all your thoughts and actions for the first approximately two years of your child's life. We cover Darcie's eccentric aristocrat nighttime routine, co-sleeping, scandinavian napping habits, how moses baskets are unfit for purpose given that we don't live in fucking biblical times and the surprising realisation that babies are in fact human beings.Sinead is nearing the end of her hangover era so please anticipate more sense coming out of her mouth in upcoming episodes.Check out @littlenestsleep on instagram if you have a small baby and you're in...
2023-06-211h 20
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 13: Not One for the Emetophobes - Illnesses and InjuriesBIG FAT TRIGGER WARNING: PLEASE, PLEASE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE EMETOPHOBIC! Graphic, gratuitous and egregious discussions of sick!!! You have been warned!As any parent knows, children are bringers of germs and it is disgusting. This week, quite appropriately, given the absolute state of Sinead's hangover, the MILFs discuss the trauma of childhood illness and injury, from the perpetual snot of toddlerhood to the petri dish of school illnesses. If you have kids, they will get sick and in turn, because sharing is caring, you will get sick. Poor Dave gets slated a bit in this...
2023-06-141h 16
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 12: SHINE, JESUS, SHINE - Baby GroupsThe MILFs are back this week after another impromptu hiatus. Between vomit ridden holidays (Rosie) and being on Death's Door (Sinead) we have been Going Through It. But we're back babyyyyyy, and this week we're talking about Baby Groups and socialising when you have little ones. It's the wild west out there guys, envision the cafeteria scene from mean girls except there's more poo and vom and muslins. Also, Sinead provides you all with MUSICAL INTERLUDES!! No content warnings this week, other than the usual warning that we are quite foul-mouthed. We say it every week, but thank you to...
2023-06-071h 07
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 11: If You're Worried About It, You're Doing A Great Job - Mental Health Awareness Week SpecialIt's a heavy one this week lads. Yes, we're a week late because life has been getting in the way but this episode was recorded to be released on Mental Health Awareness Week - we know it was last week but it's the thought that counts!Join Sinead and Rosie as we TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS this week. Honestly I can't even think of a funny summary for this one guys, it's a lot. However, we do get really silly towards the end.Either way, we hope you enjoy listening, and if you like what you hear, please follow us...
2023-05-241h 38
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 10: You're not Ella, Get out of the kitchen - Feeding pt. 2This week on The Amateur MILF Society, we're discussing actual human food. Any time after the milk era, kids do basically one thing and that is eat one million snacks every single day - from BLW through to how to avoid permanently fucking up your kid's psyche, we cover it all. We also introduce our new segment, 'Parents say the funniest things' in which we aim to share the phrases we never thought would pass our lips - send yours in! In other news, Sinead from the editing room would like to apologise for how many times she says the...
2023-05-101h 15
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 9: I'm not a medical professional, but I think that's bollocks - Feeding pt 1 Just to kick off with, we want to say that the stance of The Amateur MILF Society is VERY much 'fed is best'. Whether you breastfeed or bottle feed, you're doing amazing and we have your back. We chat all things breast v bottle, Sinead commits an extreme overshare and we discuss the current state of our vaginas (Sinead's is in impeccable working order apparently).Content warning as usual for the swears. Also someone is walking around in the background stomping throughout the entirety of this episode, sorry!We hope you enjoy listening, and if you like what you hear...
2023-05-031h 23
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 8: It's not all Doom and Gloom - The Fourth Trimester pt. 2We know that last week's episode was pretty heavy and pretty bleak, and we forgot to talk about all the nice and lovely things that come in the fourth trimester. Join the milfs as we talk first smiles, newborn essentials and non-shit presents to buy for your friends if they're having a baby. Also, we get interrupted by the government.As usual, content warning for swearing. Also, this week we discuss eating disorders/body image issues.We hope you enjoy listening, and if you like what you hear, please follow us on any/all of the social media:Instagram: @amateurmilfsociety...
2023-04-261h 19
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 7: She shoved her finger up your what??? - The Fourth TrimesterThis week Sinead and Rosie discuss the fourth trimester, and bust some myths perpetuated by pampers ads about your first few weeks with your new baby. This one gets a bit bleak, be warned. Sinead cries. From post-birth poos, surprise fingers up the bum, relentless, ceaseless, never ending screams and the jekyll-and-hydeification of mum rage, we discuss it all in our usual excruciating detail. We also chat about harassing Gregg's for a black card and how Sinead should be an ambassador for TU at Sainsbury's.CONTENT WARNING - mental health issues, postnatal depression, violation of medical consent We hope you...
2023-04-191h 19
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 6: Neglect your baby, lest it become a communist - Labour pt.2Join the milfs this week for more juicy labour chat, where we will be discussing dirty pervert and enemy of vaginas across the centuries, King Louis X I V, hunting men for sport, Sinead's absolute tragedy of a love life and whether or not french women have baguettes in place of the placenta. Strap in listeners, this is an extra silly one.*CONTENT WARNING* - blood and bodily fluids, swearing, birth trauma, PTSDWe hope you enjoy listening, and if you like what you hear, please follow us on any/all of the social media:Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFacebook Group: The Amateur...
2023-04-121h 25
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 5: The big icky sticky - Our Birth StoriesThis week, the milfs are discussing our birth stories in excruciating, minute detail. From epidurals to grievous bodily harm by way of biting, you will hear it all. We cover all three of our births, which goes to show that every single birth is unique, and that is okay.CONTENT WARNING - extremely frank discussions of birth, blood, poo and various other bodily fluids, discussion of birth trauma and violation of medical consent, lots of swearing.Catch us on socials!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFacebook group: The Amateur MILF Society
2023-04-051h 27
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 4: Balls, Breathing and On-Purpose Babies - NCTJoin Sinead and Rosie as they dissect the british parenting institution that is the NCT class. In this week's episode we discuss the wonderful, once in a lifetime friendships that can be born from a few awkward hours in a freezing cold church hall, and how every antenatal class could benefit from a 5ft tall pocket rocket by the name of Dee to whip all prospective fathers into shape.Catch us on socials!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFacebook group: The Amateur MILF Society
2023-03-291h 20
2023-03-2800 min
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 3: Midwives and their wandering fingers - Pregnancy (pt.2)Sinead and Rosie realise they haven't discussed enough about pregnancy and want to give midwives, movements and Paul Mescal their time to shine.We also get political with a new segment which makes Rosie shake with anger. It's a corker!Content Warning: swearing and in depth descriptions of medical examinations. Catch us on socials!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFB Group: The Amateur MILF SocietyGet in touch via email amatuermilfsociey@gmail.com
2023-03-221h 10
The Amateur MILF SocietyEpisode 2: The little red lines of terror - Pregnancy (pt. 1)This week, Sinead and Rosie explore the joy and the fear of a positive pregnancy test. We share our personal experiences of pregnancy, our symptoms and the whirlwind of emotion that comes with finding out you're housing an entire human being.CONTENT WARNING: mild to moderate swearing, mentions of eating disorders, poor body image, abortion and suicidal ideation.Catch us on the Socials!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsoc
2023-03-1559 min
The Amateur MILF SocietyPilot: Before it all goes pear-shaped - pre-pregnancy thoughts and musingsSinead and Rosie talk all things pre-pregnancy, dating app disasters, contraceptive mishaps and whether you can ever be truly ready for a baby.DISCLAIMER - this is our first ever attempt at podcasting so please bear with us on any teething problems, weird noises, imperfect editing, awkward pauses etc etcContent Warning: mild-moderate swearing, mentions of abortion & struggling with fertility.Catch us on the Socials!Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFB Group: The Amateur MILF Society Any comments, questions or feedback are welcome either on socials...
2023-03-071h 01