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Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 25 - Almost Positive, A Good Choice for You, But Not for MeThis week the guys are joined by Nerressa, finally making her triumphant return to continue the Tupac conversation. They are also joined by Sugar, a professional online troll and long-time Facebook friend of Sir Rollington's. As if that wasn't enough they are also joined in-studio by Axel, another long-time friend of Sir's with many a hot take. The hand talks Ginsburg's passing Roe vs Wade, what the choice sounds like, the most recent Terminator movie, and interracial relationships. Nerressa shares some of her experiences in social work and her interpretation of Black Lives Matter, the organization, and the movement...2020-09-282h 56
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 24 - A Hero Is A Hero, Floor Mattress Or NotThis week, live and direct from the kitchen studio, we learn that apparently the men are no better than the women. The guys are joined by the unofficial 4th member of the show: Carlos. Long time friend, local business owner, and renowned Chicago metalhead Ulysses joins the show. At the top of the show, they discuss a riveting list of 12 gender differences with special gues: Angie (Sir's girlfriend) and they also revisit the FLOOR-MATTRESS topic.
First, Carlos takes the floor to discuss his and Van's failed wrestling podcast, Sir Rollington's selfish practice of smoking blunts by himself...2020-09-213h 00
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 21 - At Least Adolf Would Be Old Enough To Consent!In what might be one of the most insightful episodes thus far the guys embarked on a journey that takes many strange turns this week. At the top of the show, the guys are joined in-studio by Royce who is making his first in-studio appearance. They discuss and further examine last week’s floor mattress comments and compare it to one of Sir Rollington’s high controversial theories that claim women with chipped nail polish have bad hygiene. They also talk about Van losing Facebook friends, why Biggie is considered to be one of the best despite his limited cata...2020-08-313h 04
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 20 - Floor Mattresses and Kung Fu GripThis week Almost Positive gives into the raving demands for more female presence on the show. The guys are joined by Sir Rollington’s girlfriend, Angie, and mutual friend of Sir and Van’s, Nerressa (two for one diversity guest!). They are also joined by local metalhead and man well versed in psychology Jose Sanchez. They get into the empowerment Jukebox, shining a light on more intellectual stimulating female MCs, Sir confesses he is being made to watch all the Twilight movies (yes, the teenage vampire love stories), then they discuss “Cuties” an apparently French Netflix series that has been cau...2020-08-252h 47
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 18 - Abolish Deadbeat Dads, Defund Big BrotherThis week we get the sequel to Episode 11: "Yay! We're All Victims Now!!". In-studio we have Jairo aka Jamal, aka Jerome, aka our friend David aka Ury, we have Emma gracing us with her insights for another week in a row, and Gaby returns to reveal her privilege level via her DNA ancestry test results. The guys play a few bonus tracks from the Pedo Jukebox, they share the joys of getting COVID tests, and Van shares some anecdotes about how dying his hair silver has been for him. Then Gabby and Van share their ancestry test results, turns...2020-08-102h 32
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 16 - Aryan Paleteros Be Gone!This week the guys have a full house. At the top of the show, the gentlemen discuss Sir Rollington's toxic masculinity, Van Rollington's new blonde hair, and his recent professional fulfillment. The guys are joined by conspiracy connoisseur Klaus Neuhaus and watcher of elite bloodline watcher Etti. They tackle Aryan bloodlines, subliminal video-game priming, and an explosive conspiracy that aims to explain what happened on May 25, 2020 with George Floyd. Toward the tail end of the conversation, they are joined by show-regular Carlos to play a round of India or Mexico. Carlos then unleashes a hail of fire and brimstone...2020-07-271h 56
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 10 - Cannabis InfusedThis week the guys get toasted, just in time for 4/20. At the top of the show they talk about wrestler New Jack, the recent shooting of Rashad Brooks and how social workers will soon save the world! Then the gentlemen are joined by 2 very special individuals; Melinda Meme, long time (online) friend of Van and Sir but most importantly a cannabis expert and fellow shit poster! In addition the man, the legend, Royce joins the conversation. We get the scoop on the latest acts of Corporate solidarity, we learn about Nancy Green, a woman whose legacy deserves to be r...2020-06-222h 34
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 9 - Will The Justice Seekers Ever See The Light?This week the guys see the light. At the top of the show the guys wonder if the Democrats are just continuing Charles Manson's Helter Skelter plans. Sir Rollington shares his recent experience at a local "protest" that involved finger foods, Jesse Jackson and VIP passes. Then Van shares a story of an interview he was part of where his experiential data was not valid. The first guest this week is James Saenz, host of From The Dust Podcast a show where people who've had life changing experiences share their stories and testimonials. James share his experience through going cov...2020-06-142h 57
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 7.5 - Violence Is (Sometimes) Never The AnswerThis week we get a special edition episode! The guys have Carlos Townsend, long time friend of the show and even longer time friend of Van and Sir Rollington. In addition this is Almost Positive’s first in-studio session! Social Distancing be damned. At the top of the show Carlos shares his thought on the murder of Geroge Floyd at the hands of police officers Derek Chauvin, Tou Thao, J. Alexander Kueng and Thomas Lane. Carlos then gets moving from Milwaukee, WI to Cicero, IL, where he was one of the only black kids in a town (at the ti...2020-06-041h 42
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 5 - If Only The Government Could Have Bought Me A FatherThis week the guys pay tribute to one of the greats, Little Richard, a bad ass who never gave a shit and is now with our lord and savior! Van tells a story about him and his friend buying wieners and beer while violating Chicago's new Mormon-COVID-19 restrictions. Van also informs us about the nuances of animal consent. After that the guys welcome first time guest Uriel, Almost Positive's IT consultant to discuss remote meetings, increased productivity while working at home and administrative boomer demise due to the burden they are on the young, beautiful, and computer literate. After...2020-05-182h 11
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 2 - Feminist Sex DollsThis week Van and Sir Rollington are joined (FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW) by Jamal, aka, Jarome, aka Jairo who graced us for an entire hour and forty minutes with immersive background noise, the likes of which very few men can make so enjoyable. They also discuss their first shout out by long time internet comrade Klaus Neuhaus who is a frequent guest on The Skinwalker Tapes, a podcast where they discuss cryptids and conspiracies while getting intoxicated. The gentlemen also talk about screwdrivers, condom bombings, and the untimely murder of a homeless man by a very high nurse. They...2020-04-261h 45
Almost PositiveAlmost Positive Ep. 0 - The RamdalamToday's Almost Positive is our final testing phase episode. Essentially what people should expect, for better or worse. We discuss positive body image and the fact that Ken should also be made with different body types to be inclusive like Barbie. Van shares some lessons he learned from the Tiger King himself Joe Exotic. At some point, there’s a call made to a very grumpy and uncooperative Carlos Townsend, a long time friend of Van and Sir Rollington. Jamal aka Jarome, aka Jairo, calls in to share some enriching internet content in this week’s Destination Unknown. He brin...2020-04-261h 42