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KingdomCastsThe Lost Age of ComicsAfter a "brief" hiatus, Albert is back from rehab, Sandra has forgiven most of the Namor insults, and Stan got bored so they are back. This episode is best for people over the age of 15 due to Sandra's foul language. Also, do not send us email if you are a Dane Whitman fan, because NO ONE is a Dane Whitman fan, you are just deluding yourself.2022-05-221h 20
KingdomCastsIf Loving Shang-Chi is Wong We Don't Wanna Be Right.We discuss the latest, comics, movies, and media then we learn Sandra has thrown her back out carrying the weight of the podcast, Stan is enamored with Adam West's physique, and Albert infects everyone else with his incorrect pronunciation of Shang-Chi. We also ask you make time next week for Sandra's intervention. The first step on the road to recovery is the rest of us admitting she has a problem.2021-09-131h 13
KingdomCastsBirds, Bees, Feminism, and the Suicide SquadThis episode has nothing to do with Werner Herzog. It does, however have a lot to do with James Gunn's Suicide Squad now streaming on HBO Max. You also get Stan and Sandra arguing over which fictional character you support makes you more woke. Albert is here, too.2021-09-0440 min
KingdomCastsGirls Gone Oscar WildeReviews on Comics from the past few weeks, plus you get the added benefit of Stan wholeheartedly agreeing with Albert and Sandra, who then continue to admonish himfor daring to agree with them. As an added bonus, out of the blue, Sandra and Albert are suddenly greatly concerned about poor people taking advantage of millionaires. 2021-08-131h 18
KingdomCastsHaircuts of the UniverseIn between discussing the Black Widow movie and why Stan is wrong about horror movies, Albert decides to enlighten us all with his tirade against Kevin Smith's haircut choices for the Netflix Master of the Universe reboot.2021-07-311h 17
KingdomCastsProbably the Most Offensive Episode (so far)They do talk about comics and the MCU and DC movies at some point, but in between there is a cacophony of incoherent "discussions". Albert has started saying whatever pops into his head leaving Stan to give up editing the episode three days into the ordeal. Honestly, I just gave up. You try dealing with Albert.2021-07-161h 25
KingdomCastsAnother Quicky!Due to Tucker Carlson offering a "bow tie" only premium hour on his OnlyFans, Sandra was late to the last podcast. To kill time while they waited on her, Stan regales Albert with half remembered stories he has heard about celebrities. The half he didn't remember he just pulled out his @$$. 2021-06-1813 min
KingdomCastsOur Sincere Apologies to Patton Oswalt As we review comics from last week and give you our picks for this week, we learn that Sandra really likes Loki's "Glorious Purpose". They also question the relevance of Patton Oswald and are surprised to learn Conan O'Brien is still alive. Plus Albert and Stan recap Secret Wars for Sandra who has spent the last six years confused by it.2021-06-151h 03
KingdomCastsThe Kickers Inc. 35th Anniversary Extravaganza! In addition to comic reviews from the past week and suggestions for this week, you will be on the edge of your seat as Albert attempts simple math in his head. Stan only forgets half of what he is talking about in this episode and mispronounces the word "gala" repeatedly. And have you heard the good news? Sandra loves you!2021-06-091h 24
KingdomCastsHave time for a Quicky?While Albert, Stan, and Sandra would love to take their time and make sweet, sweet auditory love to you for 90 or more minutes, we just don't have time for that right now, so how about a quicky? It'll be fast, dirty and over in a few minutes and no one but you, us, and the podcast companies have to know. You know you want it.2021-05-2912 min
KingdomCastsReturn to WesterosIn addition to comic book reviews and picks for the upcoming week they discuss really bad movies, Sandrafails to identify hypocrisy where Namor is concerned, and Albert brags about the size of his ultra-mega helmet. PLUS! Stan surprises everyone by being able to count to twelve.2021-05-261h 25
KingdomCastsSpicy Tuna WrapSuggestions for your pull lists, a few quick reviews, then they discuss funeral arrangements. Also, Stan & Albert explain why John Walker is the Captain America we need, but not the Captain America we deserve. In addition to that, we discuss Sandra's addiction to sushi.2021-04-1454 min
KingdomCastsThe Schneider CutA quick review of the week's comics, and then a long, drawn out review of the Justice League Snyder Cut! Plus, Carol Danvers gets some Strange, and Sandra is jelly. Then Sandra gets mad at Storm. Then Kazar. Stan is seeing multidimensional elves and Albert is just unhappy.2021-03-221h 21
KingdomCastsPull List Update for March 17, 2021 (Now with more Matthew McConaughy Post Credit talk!)We give you our suggestions for Pull List must haves for this week, PLUS Albert preps for THE SNYDER-CUT! Sandra invites you to Misogyny City and Stan makes a lot of excuses as to why he really does not want to watch anything on the CW.2021-03-1742 min
KingdomCastsReturn of Cocaine BearYou read the title right. Not only do you get reviews and in depth analysis for the top comics this week, you get a bunch of talk about things you could care less about as well! Sandra doesn't want any fun in her comics and Albert does not find Stan the least bit charming.2021-03-131h 05
KingdomCastsSalute to the IrishReview and comments on new comics and fan news for the week of February17th, 2021!This episode is so full that even Stack Edwards is in on it! Sandra's upset because Namor got a big scene, but it involved water. Stan is going to buy Hong Kong Phooey from AT&T and Albert's gonna let him.2021-02-201h 32
KingdomCastsNow With 97% Fewer Mentions of Liefeld!Reviews, news, and speculation on NEW COMICS for the week of January27th, 2021! Listen as both Sandra and Albert twist like leaves in the wind in the face of Stan's superior reasoning skills. Is Sandra a librarian who dreamed of being a butterfly? What is Sandra's fascination with serial killers? Thrill as Albert tells us the origin of Inside Out Man!2021-01-301h 26
KingdomCastsAce The Bathound's 66th Anniversary Celebration!Reviews on the New Comics and other media for the week of Jan.20, 2021! PG-13 for language. Sandra labors under the delusion that the reason Namor spends so much time with the Fantastic Four's Sue Richards is "marriage counseling", Stan does not share those delusions. Albert plays with his shrinky dinks while they have a stimulating conversation about Satan's zip code. AND as a bonus, Stan outs Sandra and Albert as communists based on their tastes in what they think is "art".2021-01-231h 37
KingdomCastsSPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTSandra takes time to further her Namor agenda and Albert gets another slam in against Cyberpunk2077. Oh, and Stan might be dying of COVID, but first thing's first.2020-12-2202 min
KingdomCastsInvasion of the Body-LiftersThey review and discuss NEW COMICS for the week of December 3rd, 2020, then it all deteriorates into a heated discussion about why Albert doesn't like BBC and Sandra not being able to find her Schwarzenegger. Stan remains as broadcast perfection throughout the ordeal.2020-12-051h 31
KingdomCastsThe XXX Thanksgiving SpecialAll mutants, all the time! X of Swords ends and leaves two major cliffhangers! We also check in with some more news on that false DC rumor! New Mutants, the movie gets reviewed, and Stan & Albert are more turkey than you can handle. PLUS, BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! The Return of Virtual Sandra!2020-11-2849 min
KingdomCastsVisit Beautiful Bohemian GroveStan and Albert connect the dots between Bohemian Grove, Stanley Kubrick, Eyes Wide Shut, The Illuminati, The CIA, Nicole Kidman, and Aliens- only to realize the podcast is supposed to be about New Comic Books out this week. Then they discuss that too. PLUS! Thanks to breakthroughs in AI tech we introduce VIRTUAL Sandra! 2020-11-141h 32
KingdomCastsThis Podcast Paid for by The Committee to Stop Doug Jones from Eating Your ChildrenWhere does Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer fit in canon? The Omniverse is coming to dilute your superheroes. Is Donny Cates is the hero we need, but don't deserve? The butter fully slips off Stan's cracker. Also, you are being lied to, Montana doesn't exist, at least according to Albert. All this and at some point we review new comics!2020-11-061h 34
KingdomCastsWorst Episode So FarStan loses the ability to pronounce names. Albert and Sandra feign interest as Stan rants about Christopher Cantwell in defense of imaginary millionaires. Listen intently as we stumble through the credits of Werewolf by Night #1. Also, there's math involved so be ready for that.2020-10-241h 25
KingdomCastsWho do you trust; Alan Moore or the CIA?Is the CIA is manipulating you (poorly) through comics? Could Harry Potter save DC print comics? How many times do we have to say "John Byrne" in a row before he appears? We also have a riveting discussion about what's worse nazis or vampires? PLUS as a special bonus for you, the listener, Stan edits out over 20 minutes of Albert and Sandra prattling on about Warhammer! You're welcome.2020-10-161h 45
KingdomCastsThe Comic-Bookiest Comic Book EverTwo of the best comics of the year hit this week and neither are from Marvel nor DC! What are you missing out on? The Boys are back. James Tynion IV is the new go to guy. We revisit Lovecraft Country. Need help playing among us? So does Stan. We edit out an entire review because Albert wants to randomly accuse people of things. All this and reviews, news, and gossip for the week of September 30th, 2020! Sandra's here, too!2020-10-021h 34
KingdomCastsAll Squirrel Girl, All The Time A comic book legend tweets how he would save comics and it sounds like he and Albert have a lot in common. How much Squirrel Girl is too much Squirrel girl? Sandra explains how you can get sucked back to the non-negative zone. Is X of Swords worth your money?All this plus comic book and movie news, reviews, and rumors for the week of 9/23/2020!2020-09-262h 27
KingdomCastsThe Final Bow In spite of the naysayers, Mulan clears 261 Million Dollars for Disney through streaming, does this signal the final curtain call for movie theaters? Have you or someone you know been Raised by Wolves? Albert claims the Joker is transcendent and Sandra is feeling patriotic. All this and comic book reviews, rumors, and news for the week of 9/16/2020.2020-09-181h 56
KingdomCastsMulan Rouge How far are you willing to go to boycott China? Is the new Dune trailer more than it seems?Is four hours too long for the Snyder Cut or not enough? Why are you being asked such involved questions for such a simple podcast? All this and Albert, Sandra, and Stan review comics and news for the week of Sept 9th 2020.2020-09-121h 54
KingdomCastsHalyx Lives! AT&T puts a gaming exec in charge of DC. The Avengers (and Albert) finally finish their yardwork. James Tynion the Fourth gets renamed to T4, and Sandra recalls her days as a groupie for the legendary band HALYX! Plus we review notable comics for the week of September 2, 2020!2020-09-051h 57
KingdomCastsMultiple Jokers and Other ThingsWas DC Fandome for the fans, or was it Warner Brothers doing extensive C.Y.A.? If DC throws a party without mentioning comic books, did they even really throw a party? Geoff Johns' long awaited Three Jokers hits the shelves, worth the wait? Magneto is Stan's hero,Sandra talks more WAP, and Albert doesn't like it when Hugh Jackman serenades him.2020-08-302h 13
KingdomCastsThe Chuck Mangione Easy Listening EpisodeAT&T lets you know that digital is the future of comics, whether you like it or not.Marvel does what it does best, put comics on the shelves on Wednesdays. Albert knows about WAP, Sandra does not. Then we all go hang out in Lovecraft Country.2020-08-211h 47
KingdomCasts"DCeased" AT&T forces Warner Brothers into a corner and the layoffs hit, with DC Comics infrastructure being changes drastically. The events of the past week have shaken the comics community to its core and left us wondering about what, if any, kind of future American comics have. Also Sandra has problems with Conan's loin cloth and Albert is grumpy throughout the whole thing.2020-08-152h 26
KingdomCastsThe Avengers vs. SaladAlbert thinks the Avengers Empyre event has all the charm of yard work minus the fun. Stan tries to support Liefeld's career. Sandra is more into men in thongs than she is actual sea life. All this and a half-hearted apology to Trek fans, too!2020-08-091h 42
KingdomCastsStan Gets a Little UpsetAlbert, Sandra and Stan review the comic release for the week of July 29th and touch on the weeks news, gossip, and scandals. Special bonus this episode, Stan loses his $#!*.2020-08-021h 44
KingdomCastsAlbert goes MetalAlbert gives more anatomy lessons as Sandra is worried about Tony Stark's leg,Stan has trouble telling wolves from 'roid raged raccoons. All this and they reviewMarvel's Empyre and other comics released the week of July 15th.2020-07-211h 30
KingdomCastsAlbertxander HamiltonSomething in this one to offend everyone.Albert warns against the dangers of Smash Bros. Stan shares his SoulCalibur secrets.Sandra reminds them both this podcast is not about video games, then she worries abouthow small are certain parts of Ben Grimm's anatomy. Stan then recasts The Princess Bride.2020-07-121h 29
KingdomCastsAlbert & the Case of the Late PodcastAlbert wants a Gummi Bears revival. Sandra discusses her emotional ties. Stan prattles on about Disney World for a bit. They all discuss THE MICHAEL KEATON SITUATION, you know-when he was on Frasier with Perry Mason. Also, you will all be happy to know Stan has switched to dolphin-free LEGOS.2020-06-301h 31
KingdomCastsAlbert Is TiredAlbert & Sandra try to decide how attractive Daniel Radcliffe would be in fishnets.Join us for an depth discussion of the politics of Sesame Street that no one asked for.Zatana gets mentioned an awful lot for a character that has nothing currently going on.Stan has a new appreciation for Liefeld.2020-06-221h 14
KingdomCastsAT&T Tries to Kill Comics (but Albert won't let them.)Albert has a horrible case of Vertigo. Sandra feels harassed because there's too much"stansplaining" in this episode. Oh, and the the company that can't keep your phone calls connected attempts to destroy comic books.2020-06-132h 05
KingdomCastsAlbert's Black HoleAlbert sides with Xenu, again. Stan feels that the release of the Snyder cut of Justice League fulfills Biblical prophecy. Sandra cheats on the SubMariner with Thranduil. They then proceed to have a discussion about the genitalia of the Flash's Rogue Gallery. All this and God with a capital "G" shows up in DC continuity. This is not the religious experience you are looking for.2020-06-011h 32
KingdomCastsAlbert Loses His HeadAlbert has an ankle fetish. Sandra actually believes "Scotland" exists.Stan is concerned about jaywalkers in Metropolis. They prove that absolutely no part of this podcast is scripted or researched in the slightest.2020-05-231h 30
KingdomCastsAlbert Marsh: Master of BeastsAlbert is a Regis Philbin fan and can't tell one shark from another. Sandra assigns a gender to water. Stan expects to be rewarded if Ed Harris is dangled in front of him. We also learn that "There ain't no sharks in Turkey Creek" is the slogan Walker County uses to bring in tourists. Albert is inspired by BeastMaster to invite kids over for a Bar-B-Q.2020-05-151h 27
KingdomCastsAlbert Does CormanDon't let the kids listen to this one. Albert wants Vince McMahon in charge of everything NOW! Sandra pretends like she doesn't know what Showtime airs after hours. Albert references The Apple Dumpling Gang. And there's discussion about giant worm mating habits.2020-05-061h 16
KingdomCastsAlbert Rides the WaveAlbert gets a lot of his dialogue cut due to common sense. Stan discusses cheese utensils in relation to the internet. Sandra is still defending The Submariner, we aren't sure from what or who. All of them agree that Warren Ellis is a comic book genius. PG-13 2020-04-261h 01
KingdomCastsAlbert Goes GothamAlbert says some sexist things about a mermaid.Instead of defending women, Sandra defends Namor; who was not under attack.Stan gets his Bries mixed up. Albert & Sandra discuss the size of Steven Seagal's head.There's some mention of a guy in a batsuit, too.2020-04-181h 18
KingdomCastsAlbert vs. Episode 9Thrill to over 20 minutes of Albert arguing with Stan about R2-D2.Be astounded as Sandra & Albert demonstrate that they can't be bothered with details.Cheer as Stan sets the record straight and shows that Star Wars is the greatest movie franchise of all time.Rage as Stan then makes you all fastly furious.As an added bonus; No mention of COVID-19 at all!2020-04-091h 16
KingdomCastsNo More Comics.In the face of a worldwide crisis, Albert takes time to criticize Bendis.Stan says "unprecedented" and "plethora" a lot. Albert would like to buy a tiger so he can start a sex cult in Morris, Alabama. Stan's hanging out in the interim. Oh, and you can drop your kids off with Albert during this crisis.2020-04-0144 min
KingdomCastsAlbert Stares into the AbyssDiamond slams the breaks on comic book shipping.Albert Knows who John Cleese is.Stan makes "sushi bar" into an euphemism.Albert & Stan have minute of confusion to commemorate the Mutant Massacre2020-03-271h 04
KingdomCastsAlbert: Master of the MultiverseAlbert comes clean about his nose fetish.Stan will eventually be eaten by a wolf, or possibly wolves.Albert wants words with the Pope, or Jude Law depending on whose schedule is free.Then they discuss He-Man for a long time.2020-03-211h 35
KingdomCastsAlbert Marsh: Poultry in MotionAlbert gets all the chicks.Stan says "Kerfuffle". Star Trek bans Albert.They learn that the title "Space Pig" is not referring to the Green Lantern Corps.Also they debate Cable vs. Streaming. At least they aren't asking you for money...yet.2020-03-131h 09
KingdomCastsAlbert 2020: Make Super Hero Comics Super Heroic Again!Albert explains how the Free Masons will take out Scientology.Stan wonders how many pages of Major X will $500,000 buy.Turns out Cheshire isn't Shiva.All this and Albert joins a secret society, too!2020-03-0657 min
KingdomCastsAlbert Does Didio & Stan Does FasonAlbert starts his own essential oil business.Stan "overthinks"...which is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. Albert decides to pick a fight with Tolkien fans, then compares Elizabeth Olsen to HitlerThrill to new levels of disdain in Stan's voice as he says "Apex Lex". All this and they make special guest Chris Fason open up about nudity in the kitchen2020-02-291h 45
KingdomCastsAlbert au NaturelAlbert and Stan make a list of all the Dicks they know, then they discuss Fanny(s) -Neither Stan nor Albert can accurately identify Lady Shiva-Stan fears Lisa Bonet -If you don't understand Batman's fetishes, stay out of the Justice League-Albert discovers the center of all creation is the mini comics in the He-Man action Figures from the 80s.2020-02-221h 06
KingdomCastsAlbert & The Mystery of Mutant ContraceptionAlbert has problems with Picard- Stan learns that the introduction of a Hyena does not necessarily mean things are going to get better-Albert explains to Stan how aging works.Stan explains mutant birth control to Albert-All this plus some robot lovin'. 2020-02-151h 24
KingdomCastsAlbert and MollyIf you just hand Albert something, he'll take it-Stan has a natural aversion to the French-Albert forbids JJ Abrams from touching anything ever again, which makesgoing to the bathroom more of a challenge-Also, you get to be in on the ground floor of Elizabeth Olsen filing stalking charges against Albert.2020-02-081h 12
KingdomCastsAlbert & The Chicken of the CaveAlbert is dismayed that Wonder Woman is now armed with a chainsaw of truth-Stan mispronounces "Tigra", and "Titania", and several other words and names, but why should this be different than other episodes?-Albert discusses geology in relation to Brie Larson, then he denies Harley Quinn a seat at the table-A lotta Star Trek blasphemy in this episode, so you're forewarned.2020-01-311h 15
KingdomCastsAlbert Says Something Wildly InappropriateAlbert brings up Hitler first, just as a change of pace -Bendis deprives Stan of promised shenanigans- A lot of talk about cogs, at least we think that's what they are saying- Now with more censorship in this one podcast than the entirety of last year's run!2020-01-171h 11
KingdomCastsKingdomCasts Quickies! X-Force #5 ReviewHow about a quickie with Stan and Albert? No one will know, it'll be our lil secret.2020-01-1404 min
KingdomCastsAlbert vs. Prisoner #38397Albert has an unhealthy obsession with Gail Simone-Stan mentions Hitler again, but not where it would be acceptable to mention Hitler-For someone that doesn't like Legos, Albert sure knows a lot about them-An amazing amount of discussion about the SubMariner for a show without Sandra-There are probably better things to do with your time, but who has the energy for them?2020-01-111h 24
KingdomCastsAlbert Goes With the WindAlbert could be wrong, so just to cover the bases Stan does it both ways-Albert has an unique theme park idea-Stan concludes that Noah was riding a feathered T-Rex when Morgan Freeman gave him the Ten Commandments-Then they talk about Gone With the Wind for 15 minutes, because that's what you really want out of a comic book based podcast, isn't it?2020-01-031h 13
KingdomCastsDC Comics Doomsday Clock Post-Game Analysis-Albert thinks the solution to everything is more giant squid monsters-Stan works Marvel Comics in several times, even though the episode is supposed to focus on DC-Tim explains to Stan how calendars work-Albert is simply biding time till the paradigm shifts.-There is some mention of DC Comics sporadically, so there's that.2019-12-311h 10
KingdomCastsAlbert's X-tra Long Holiday Spectacular!Albert thinks some people are running around in the wrong body-Stan is having the inhabitants of Hueytown construct a Large Hadron Collider-Albert shares Illuminati secrets-Sandra thinks the police aren't properly prepared for Squid showers-Just in case you read all this and are still thinking about listening, Stan brings up Hitler again.2019-12-211h 49
KingdomCastsAlbert Gets New UnderwearAlbert would just drop a nuke on the Daily Planet and be done with it- if, of course, he had a nuke. We play an exciting game of "What did Albert say?"Stan hopes he can hide the fact he recorded his part in a hospital bathroom.Stop what you're doing and listen,it's not like you have anything better to do.2019-12-1457 min
KingdomCastsMediaMess Ep4: DieHard is Definitely a Christmas MovieAlbert complains about wheat products high in CGI-Sandra will be in charge of speedo tests for actors trying out for the role of SubMariner-There's some talk about intergalactic corn-Stan gets Lost with polar bears- Then they pick on Sam Elliot, because why not attack a beloved American treasure?2019-12-121h 23
KingdomCastsAlbert Demands You Sign an NDA Before ListeningAlbert almost has a cardiac event when Stan explains that Batman could end up on Disney Plus.Hitler is mentioned. A lot.Albert wants to be listed as co-creator on Squirrel Girl due to his contributions to the character.Stan gets surprised a lot.This is award winning material right here. Hours of your life well spent.2019-12-061h 25
KingdomCastsAlbert Shares His Skin Care Routine-Albert astounds Stan with his salsa making skills-Stan brings up Mutant Rights during his family's Thanksgiving dinner.-Albert does an uncanny impersonation of Stan's mom.-Star Trek is actually mentioned more than Star Wars in this episode. We apologize andwill work to take steps to see that it never happens again.-Tales from Lake Wobegone has nothing on these two.2019-11-301h 10
KingdomCastsMediaMess Ep.3: Why won't the Chinese Government Fund a SubMariner Movie?-Albert is tired of China's shenanigans & demands to know where Optimus Prime& evil Frasier stand on the Honk Kong situation (also, he may be a bit drunk)-Thrill as Sandra and Stan slowly pronounces the name "Cumberbatch" on multiple occasions.-Admiral Robocop says a bad word. Stan explains to Albert the power of charisma.-Sandra considers joining the Manson Family after sitting quietly and awkwardly througha discussion about Tarantino's foot fetish.-SubMariner gets mentioned an awful lot for a character that doesn't even have a cartoon in the works.2019-11-271h 23
KingdomCastsAlbert's Dino-AdventureAlbert can't be bothered to listen to these podcasts,Stan pleases himself, because if he doesn't do it, no one will.Albert has a Question, Stan has no answer.They both argue about dinosaurs for a bit because isn't that what everyone wants to hear?2019-11-2155 min
KingdomCastsAlbert Gets BleepedAlbert gives Clark Kent a new nickname. Stan asserts that Mickey Mouse takes care of those loyal to him. Albert has never seen Dances With Smurfs. Stan's little bars are blue.Albert proclaims himself "King of the Wild Frontier". Then they talk about frog legs, because why wouldn't they?2019-11-151h 13
KingdomCastsKingdomCasts MediaMess Ep2: Jean Smart Gets the BluesListen intently as Albert, Stan & Sandra speculate on things in the first three episodesof Watchmen that were all largely answered in the fourth after they recorded this.As retribution for Albert's stance on Star Wars, Stan lets Sandra completely spoil the movie The Lighthouse. Also, Albert displays hostility toward Jeremy Renner and Rick & Morty fans. MOVIE SPOILERS throughout, & at no time does Stan compare any comic book writers to Hitler. That should really help our ratings.2019-11-121h 16
KingdomCastsAlbert Marsh: Anarchist for HireAlbert loves women, just not British women who wield lightsabersStan ignores things that upset him, except when it comes to Dr. Doom,Both Albert & Stan think way too much about Superman's dating habits,Remember the New Universe? No one else does either, yet they talk about it for 15 minutes. Oh, and the Vodka hits Stan at the one hour fifteen minute mark.2019-11-081h 19
KingdomCastsAlbert Goes To Graceland Albert asserts that Patrick Stewart can be bought for a "crap-ton" of money-Stan speculates on what normal people watch on TV- They segue into a discussion about the possible logistics of ducks having sex with humans. Albert then absentmindedly insults Rosario Dawson. Oh, yeah, Albert adds his own sound effects.Someone rush this masterpiece to the archives ASAP. 2019-11-011h 33
KingdomCastsAlbert Calls Andy Warhol a LeechAlbert thinks Robert Duvall is worth more money.Stan gets clever, or as clever as Stan ever gets.Albert dozes off during Stan's clever moments.Stan has to apologize to the Keymaster.Welcome to Waid country. They have no idea what that means, but they thought it was funny.2019-10-2558 min
KingdomCastsMediaMess Ep.1- Space Horses as a Cinematic MilestoneAlbert has a problem with horses in space.Ali tries to push her Nightwing/Winter Soldier Slash fiction on Albert.Stan cries because of the poor treatment of Protocol Droids in movies.All this and they define what "cinema" is, because of course they do, they have no self-awareness.2019-10-231h 18
KingdomCastsAlbert Wastes TimeCanada fakes a holiday.Albert has read Multiversity MULTIPLE times.Stan goes for the record on how many times "Tempus Fuginaut"can be said in one podcast.Albert thinks "Tempus Fuginaut" can be cleared up with some foot powder.Stan actually says "Before we get off the Feige thing" without giggling.Albert explores his mutant-curious side. Join us in their slow, awkward spiral into solipsistic fandom, won't you?2019-10-181h 14
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Canadian ConspiracyAnother discussion about drawing feet.Albert thinks Bob Iger is out to kill him.Stan has some serious Canadian conspiracy theories to share.Albert informs Stan that Canadians aren't real.Stan showcases his musical talent while looking up He-Man information.I think they mention at least one comic book at some point.2019-10-111h 08
KingdomCastsAlbert's Super-Happy-Fun Joker Review!Joaquin Phoenix must be a lot of fun at parties.Stan waxes nostalgic for when clowns had mustaches.Albert thinks the movie "Ace in the Hole" should be up for an Academy Award.Why does Stan know so much about battery powered rabbits?All this plus we are 24 episodes in and Albert simply has not been listening!2019-10-0657 min
KingdomCastsThe One Where Albert Hates on FriendsIs your job a joke? Are you broke? Your love life D.O.A?Well, Albert doesn't give a $#!%.Stan engages in hyperbole over Star Wars, but if he really believes it, thatmakes it true, right?Albert thinks his being a Trekkie gives him he right to tell jokes about Trekkies.Stan might be crossdressing as Harley Quinn.Jason still won't be on the podcast, but has no problem with our doing commercials for him.All this, and at some point we mention comic books, too.2019-10-041h 09
KingdomCastsAlbert's Opinion is Final.Thrill to the excitement as Albert & Stan try to do simple math.Stan tries to explain to Albert the correct way to watch all 10 Star Wars movies.Albert touts the 1986 Transformers animated movie as humankind's greatest achievement.Stan, again, asserts there is cocaine in Coca-Cola.There's also an inordinate amount of discussion about Captain D's. So we got that going for us.2019-09-271h 10
KingdomCastsAlbert Gets BlockedAlbert ticks off a former CIA operative this week, so if heturns up dead let's all pretend it was natural causes. Stan seems to know more than he probably should about Rob Liefeld's @$$. Batman is now coming out weekly because it's basically like DC printing their own money. Also, Albert Lego shames Stan.2019-09-201h 07
KingdomCastsAlbert vs FascismAlbert explains why he doesn't participate in Caturday. Stan alludes that a theater chain has very Adolph-like leanings. Albert then has to remind Stan again that Jason Aaron is not writing every comic book. We discuss Bruce Wayne guest starring on the new 90210 series, and completely overlook the Invaders comic. All that plus Apex Lex.2019-09-131h 00
KingdomCastsThe *Possible* Secret Origin of Storm's Costume and Listener Emails!Albert admits he is familiar with 70s pornography whereas Stan seems to know way too much about it. We talk about all but 21 letters of the alphabet. The discussion about genetics through selective breeding continues, and on a personal note, Stan misses TC and John Ed.2019-09-1122 min
KingdomCastsAlbert & Stan Argue About EverythingAlbert just doesn't feel like we have a close, personal connection with Jeremy Renner any more. Also a heartfelt message from Stan to any one born after the year 1977. Doomsday Clock made it's once every sixth month release schedule, and we talk about how babies may or may not be made. Oh, and Stan neglected to beep out the word "ass" twice. You've been warned.2019-09-071h 04
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Decline of CivilizationThis week in addition to reviews and spoilers of the new comics, we ask is $10 too much to pay for something without SubMariner in it? We look for hidden meaning in the writing of a Priest. We bend it like Bendis and wonder where Shazam is, we also warn you to watch for Mountainhead. It all ends in Albert making Stan rethink ever taking another reader question on the podcast again. Seriously. Last ten minutes are bat-$#!* insane.2019-08-301h 07
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Spectacular Spider-FiascoIn this episode we ask "What hath Sony wrought?" and then instead of waiting for an answer we give out CEO email addresses. Also, do college credits transfer when you move from one dimension to another? Let's also go ahead and get this out of the way as well, the Butler DID NOT DO IT. All this and astral projecting cats, too.2019-08-2258 min
KingdomCastsAlbert and Ali Argue About Avengers EndgameA mere four months after Avengers Endgame was released in the theaters, we get around to reviewing it. Special Guest Ali Marceau listens in astonishment as Albert explains why he hated the movie. Then she yells some. Then Albert yells some. Then Stan confuses Mark Ruffalo for local comedian Mike Ruffino. Toward the end we refer you to Empire Online's podcast which handled this much better than we did.2019-08-1959 min
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Exploration of Demon-Fairy GenitaliaHow many times in a row can we say the name Rob Liefeld? More than we can Fin Fang Foom. Who wants to see the kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun play a schitzo super-hero?Which Batman is the right Batman for you? All this and Demon Fairy Genitalia discussion awaits you in this week's Kingdom Casts.2019-08-1553 min
KingdomCastsAlbert Versus Enzyme X Barbarian overload? Check. Murder in Mayberry? Check. Shifting timelines caused by a background character? Hard Check. References to BeastMaster II? Of course. Reviews and spoilers of this week's New Comics as well as wild speculation on things we could not possibly have a clue about!2019-08-091h 01
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Importance of Fire SafetyAlbert and Stan dismiss a nasty rumor, discuss the strongest MCU Avenger, review the new release comics for the week and wonder if Conan the Barbarian has ever visited Walker County. In addition to all this, Albert offers fire safety tips.2019-08-0256 min
KingdomCastsAlbert Randomly Accuses Celebrities of SatanismIn addition to spoilers and reviews of this week's new comic book release, we talk about the newest rumors as to who will take the reigns of DC's Cinematic Universe. Albert also randomly accuses people of satanism and explains why you need to keep your children away from mutants.2019-07-2659 min
KingdomCastsSanDiego Comic Con 2019 Round Up!SDCC 2019 has come to a close and Stan and Albert review what they learned sitting safely 1,995.3 miles away from it. What did we learn about the comics line up for next year? Why is Albert obsessed with squid monsters? What can we expect by way of new streaming series and movies in the comic genre? Tune in and listen as Stan pretends to not notice Albert's indifference!2019-07-231h 10
KingdomCastsAlbert explains that NASA will not return to the moon because it's hauntedWe discuss why it's never a good ideal to accessorize with skulls. No one at DC seems to know where Batman is at any given moment. We watch the X-Men turn into an even worse mess, and Albert shares with us that the moon is haunted and then proceeds to call out Rob Liefeld for no real reason...again.2019-07-1853 min
KingdomCastsBonus Episode! The Hoover SCI-FI/FANTASY FEST Event Preview!Stan and Albert welcome special guests Kristen Griffen and Josh Duke as they give us special insight to the upcoming HOOVER SCI-FI/FANTASY FEST coming July 26,27, and 28 to the Hoover Library! Albert also confesses he doesn't believe in the force.2019-07-1634 min
KingdomCastsAlbert and the ongoing battle for Wookie RightsA spoiler filled review and summary for new comics released the week of July 10, 2019 plus; Albert does not understand Stan's Keanu Reeves fetish. A heated discussion about equal pay for Wookies. Batman talks too much. Then we end it all with blasphemy.2019-07-111h 14
KingdomCastsAlbert explains to Stan that Jason Aaron does not write everythingThe end of a beloved comic is discussed along with other new releases of the week. Stan seems to think Jason Aaron is the only person currently writing comics. Speedball is back. Namor the Submariner makes a cameo. Spider-fans, it turns out, are easy to upset.2019-07-051h 02
KingdomCastsThe Spider-Man Far From Home Spoiler Heavy Review and BreakdownStan and Albert talks about your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man's latest movie heavy with SPOILERS and speculation! What makes Aunt May Happy? What makes Happy Aunt May? Who is the Night Monkey? Why does Stan think too hard about comic book characters and not just watch the movie? Non of these questions will be answered, and Albert does not comment on his Peter Tingle.2019-07-0343 min
KingdomCastsAlbert ruins our chances with PatreonReviews for the comics released the week of 6/26/19, brief discussion of nepotism, a bit of flaming godflesh thrown in for good measure. Oh, also Albert kills any hope I had for a Patreon account for this podcast.2019-06-2757 min
KingdomCastsAlbert warns against taking the name Martha in vainWe discuss a couple of movie rumors we have heard and then we move on to the newly released comics for the week of June 19th, 2019. We cover topics like what to do if you end up with too many Nightwings and have a moment of silence for Jim Lee who has to put up with Dan Didio. It all ends in Albert trying to distance himself from me because I make one too many Martha jokes. You should listen. There are worse ways to spend an hour.2019-06-2057 min
KingdomCastsAlbert and the Fine Art of Drawing FeetIn our first ever podcast Albert and Stan discuss new comics for the week of June 12, 2019. There are a few minor spoilers and Albert speaks his mind on a few rumors and books.2019-06-1449 min