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The Cojo TapesKaty Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the AgesCojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through dental records ID AND blame Lindsay for the Copy & Paste facelift craze. Support the show
2025-12-0531 minThe Cojo TapesFree Britney from The Kardashian KultBlazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo Support the show
2025-11-2145 minThe Cojo TapesThe Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo Support the show
2025-11-1432 minThe Cojo TapesSpooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized bum into NASA-grade panties! xo cojo ☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Support the show
2025-11-0754 minThe Cojo TapesSEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican SquareIt’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer day in Montecito AND Nepo babies are rounded up and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz in Brentwood, CA Support the show
2025-10-3156 minThe Cojo TapesSEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean LauraIt’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again Support the show
2025-10-3127 minThe Cojo TapesThe Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler)Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie Support the show
2025-08-2226 minThe Cojo TapesWhat do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common?Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo Support the show
2025-08-1527 minThe Cojo TapesInside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupesThe latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo Support the show
2025-07-2518 minThe Cojo TapesHelp me Madonna, I’ve been artistically castrated!There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censorship and Gaultier cone bras. Tea is also spilled on Jennifer Aniston, Sydney Sweeney, Khloe Kardashian and Connor McGregor’s private parts. Listen if you dare! x Cojo Support the show
2025-07-1830 minThe Cojo TapesAJLT’s Aidan Shaw - Lucifer in BirkenstocksCojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon Support the show
2025-07-1136 minThe Cojo TapesGlitz & T#ts - Welcome to the Wedding of the YearJoin Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce goes from thimble to torpedo in his itty Speedo Support the show
2025-06-2745 minThe Cojo TapesYou can munch on Meghan’s edible flowers againThis week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy Support the show
2025-06-2016 minThe Cojo TapesSabrina Carpenter gets on all fours (and she’s not looking for her keys)It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face??Support the show
2025-06-1329 minThe Cojo TapesIs Kylie “445 cc’s”Jenner the Albert Einstein of our Time?Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo parlor at 4 am), Angie’s dual personalities AND Sydney Sweeney gets intimately acquainted with a squeegee Support the show
2025-06-0618 minThe Cojo TapesIntroducing the Travis Kelce Back Hair Rug at WayfairCojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans Support the show
2025-06-0126 minThe Cojo TapesHalle Berry is more Oiled Up than a Jiffy Lube 5000 Mile SpecialAll hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin DSupport the show
2025-05-1612 minThe Cojo TapesThe Met Gala Special starring Halle’s privates & Henry Cavill’s memberIt’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson. Support the show
2025-05-0922 minThe Cojo TapesIs Blake Lively’s bronzer bust the Chernobyl of Spray Tanning?Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more! Support the show
2025-05-0218 minThe Cojo TapesThe Celebrity Dry Vagina State of EmergencyGrab some Halle Berry intimacy oil or pop a Drew Barrymore supplement and join me and guest Lily Moratta of the Celebrity Book Cluh podcast as we navigate arid VIP privates, play the hot new parlor game Famous or F*ckable and ask Ellen & Rosie the question of the day: do butch women keep better in the cold? x cojo
2025-04-2536 minThe Cojo TapesCojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy PerryFashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilton hits Coachella in pubic hair couture AND the spirit of Chelsea of The White Lotus appears Support the show
2025-04-1821 minThe Cojo TapesI’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress CodeA spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special episode starring Ariana, Demi, Cynthia, Halle, Emma, Zoe & MORE. Support the show
2025-03-0324 minThe Cojo TapesEven the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick SchwarzeneggerAnd naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process xoxo cojo Support the show
2025-02-2115 minThe Cojo TapesTaylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown!Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy AND Kim gets the Nobel Prize! It’s all here on a FRESH ep of The Cojo Tapes Support the show
2025-02-1439 minThe Cojo TapesCojo’s Golden Globes Fashion AutopsyHoly toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura Bush floating through the Rose Garden in a sea of taffeta and mumsy Pamela serving Dr. Jill! Support the show
2025-01-0827 minThe Cojo TapesFur Pie a la ModeIt’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live fromthe parking lot of the Hilton LAX), Kim’s furry fuzzy surprise, Timothee’s Busker bust, Ryan Seacrest & The Gentleman Diaries, flowers for Khloe AND a Special Investigation reveals Joey Fatone is more hung than Justin Timberlake! Support the show
2024-12-2047 minThe Cojo TapesBeyoncé-o-Rama! Podcast & After ShowIt’s the extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nicole Kidman serving Granny Couture. BONUS: Podcast & After Show Support the show
2024-12-1339 minThe Cojo TapesThe UK Penis is Different from Yours & MineIt’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow Support the show
2024-12-0628 minThe Cojo TapesThe Dax Shepard Ca Ca Pee Pee NetworkIt’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Kim and Optimus x coj Support the show
2024-11-2218 minThe Cojo TapesMeet Mr. & Mr. Anderson CooperJoin fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodisiac PLUS an exclusive invite to Ricky Martin’s bottomless mimosas brunch! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Support the show
2024-11-1519 minThe Cojo TapesGwyneth, Duct Tape & Homemade JamJoin me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x cojo Support the show
2024-11-0816 minThe Cojo TapesAll I Want for Xmas is a Jared Leto Plaster CastThe ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash Support the show
2024-11-0215 minThe Cojo TapesTo Britney with Love (and a side trip to Diddy’s)SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba bald eagle PLUS Diddy confuses Cojo for a Chick with a D*ck!! Support the show
2024-10-2620 min
DIAL #DANEPISODE #270 STEVEN COJOCARUtopics: obviously so much yapping about fashion red carpets from the days of yore and present, online shopping, the today show, oprah, mary hart, jojo siwa, bradley cooper, jared leto, interior style, kidney transplants, quitting smoking, and that's just the tip of the iceberg...
2024-10-251h 15The Cojo TapesNakedSEASON FINALE: The Naked Episode. Join Cojo & best bros Ryan & Hugh at a men’s only clothing optional spiritual retreat in Taos, NM. Recorded in the meditation garden, Cojo & co pray & chant for the badly dressed on the red carpet. The healing, cleansing experience climaxes with 500 men wearing nothing but Birkenstocks participating in a saging ceremony for Emma Stone, Florence Pugh & Katy Perry Support the show
2024-07-2511 minThe Cojo TapesBelow the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glen, Jared & James BondMen’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glen Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy) Support the show
2024-07-1916 minThe Cojo TapesBelow the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glenn, Jared & James BondMen’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glenn Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy)
2024-07-1916 minThe Cojo TapesCojo’s Hot Boy Summer Guide starring Theo James & a Genetically Modified CucumberTheo’s Speedo sensation, Court & Demi’s meat locker naps anti-aging secret, expressing Glenn Powell’s glands AND Camilla’s HUGE fashion faux pas Support the show
2024-07-1212 minThe Cojo TapesKaty Perry, Flesh-eating Zombies & the Dawn of the Fashion ApocalypseBianca Censori takes a bite out of Katy Perry, JLo is the hush hush next Bond Girl, join the FREE EMMA movement AND are Jared Leto & Billy Ray the same person? Support the show
2024-06-2813 minThe Cojo TapesLIVE from the Lollapalooza of Inbreds..it’s Cojo at Royal Ascot!Join Coj at Ascot for an exclusive chat with Camilla about pocketbooks & porn PLUS Ben’s prison break out, Henry Cavill’s trouser snake, the Friends cast exposed AND the mold violation velveteen dress Adele hasn’t taken off in 3 years Support the show
2024-06-2014 minThe Cojo TapesTaylor’s Wedding Dress Revealed? The Art of Macrame CoutureF#ck NDA’s…The Sweet Tea on Tay’s likely bridal, SHOCKER: JLo is as warm as fuzzy bedroom slippers (the La Lopez you don’t know) PLUS Nicole Kidman’s fashion miracle AND Shania’s emergency fashion conservatorship Support the show
2024-06-1514 minThe Cojo TapesI Have Fendi Espadrilles Older Than U: Demi & Joe’s Friction FireDemi teaches Joe Jonas a thing or 2 (& puts him in traction), Hollywood’s Best Mustaches from Henry to Khloe, Diving with Kim PLUS Secrets of Sex & the City from the fashion critic once dubbed “The Fifth Sex & the City Girl” Support the show
2024-06-0620 minThe Cojo TapesLike a Virgin..in Sparta: The Archeological Frenzy over Unfiltered Madonna PicsPrying open Madonna’s (lock) box, Jlo, Ben & Cargo Shorts - A Love Triangle AND victorious Lenny Kravitz topples The Hammaconda Support the show
2024-05-3013 minThe Cojo TapesStinky socks vs Schiaparelli: Ben & Jlo’s fashion irreconcilable differencesYou’ve been served…Men’s Wearhouse 3-pack flannel shirts aplenty & dozens of scuffed size 16 Nike Dunk Lows PLUS an exclusive first look at Selena Gomez as Lady Bird Johnson, Cher & Cojo’s Chrome Hearts PJ’s slumber soiree AND Taylor Swift’s hickey deconstructed Support the show
2024-05-2219 minThe Cojo TapesNipples over Nigeria: Meghan’s Maxi Takes FlightIt’s the Duchess of Sussex County NJ & her 1-ply maxis, a valet-less Harry forced to wash his own privates PLUS Taylor vamps it in Versace, the Miss Nepo Baby Beauty Pageant AND the Cojo/Jared conspiracy theory Support the show
2024-05-1617 minThe Cojo TapesToddlers & Tiaras Redux: Cojo’s Met Gala Fashion SpectacularLet’s all go to the Met Gala with so many reality tartlets and sluts on hand you will feel like you’re at a 818 Tequila launch at the Saddle Ranch PLUS attack of the Walking Labia & Keith Urban teaches us how to do an updo Support the show
2024-05-0914 minThe Cojo TapesLove & thongs from the Duchess of BarstowMeghan’s thongs to tiara’s odyssey PLUS Billie Eilish’s Hello Hogwarts possessed schoolgirl style, getting into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, essential fashion tips for Hollywood social climbers AND requiem for Anne Hathaway’s wardrobe Support the show
2024-05-0119 minThe Cojo TapesThe New Gilded Age: Titty Formal & The Met GalaGo big or go home on fashion’s biggest night, Madonna & her Bidet - A Love Story, Bieber’s gonads save the world PLUS strawberry-scented lubricant with love and kisses from the Duchess of Bakersfield Support the show
2024-04-2516 minThe Cojo TapesWelcome to RoachellaDissecting the slutty cowgirl craze, the powerful Birkin No, Merkin Yes Movement PLUS Hailey Bieber, Megan Fox, Harry Styles, topless Dame Judi & 1001 lovemaking positions with Jared Leto Support the show
2024-04-1717 minThe Cojo TapesDressing for the Fashion ApocalypsePut on your special protective glasses as we take a purely scientific look at the rarest of sights on the LA landscape: 100 % real boobs (courtesy of Sydney Sweeney) + Oprah, Cher, Kim and Kylie! And…the His & Hers facelifts trend 🔪Support the show
2024-04-1218 minThe Cojo TapesLive from Calabasas Fashion Week!Going through awards season withdrawal? Fret not you fab fashionistas because Cojo is Live from Calabasas Fashion Week with Kim, Kourt, Gwyneth & The Countess of Camel Toes! Plus: Taylor’s style & the Dad Bod Awards! Support the show
2024-04-0315 minThe Cojo TapesBeyoncé Exxxposed!Landing on Beyoncé’s airstrip + Nicole Kidman & goats, Anne Hathaway & Chucky & practically sharing a heartbeat with Anderson Cooper! It’s the most brazen & bodacious The Cojo Tapes yet! “I’ve never had so much fun with fashion since the leather quilted chain bag was created” - Colette Chanel (Coco’s third cousin removed) Support the show
2024-03-2720 minThe Cojo TapesThe Ballad of Britney SpearsUp close with the real Britney + Madonna defrosted, Hugh’s musk & a visit with the Duchess of Sacramento…Ep 3 of The Cojo Tapes is the ultimate boldfaced name bacchanal! Support the show
2024-03-2013 minThe Cojo TapesCojo’s Oscars Fashion SpectacularJump on Cojo’s magic carpet as we swoop over the Oscar’s red carpet and break it all down…a bit rah rah and a bit brutal, natch. We are anti-gushing and brown nosing and darn proud of it! xo cojo Support the show
2024-03-1310 min
Lori & JuliaThe best Oscars red carpet dresses of all time
Lori and Julia talk about women's basketball hero Caitlin Clark, style correspondent Steven Cojocaru makes his way back to the limelight, and we talk with Nancy Nelson about the documentary Pitch People.Pitch People's 25th Anniversary will be shown at Emagine Willow Creek on Friday March 15th at 7pm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-03-0841 min
Lori & Julia STILL LOUD3/8 Friday Hr 1: The best Oscars red carpet dresses of all timeLori and Julia talk about women's basketball hero Caitlin Clark, style correspondent Steven Cojocaru makes his way back to the limelight, and we talk with Nancy Nelson about the documentary Pitch People.Pitch People's 25th Anniversary will be shown at Emagine Willow Creek on Friday March 15th at 7pm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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2024-03-0841 min
The Cojo TapesHollywood Can’t Dress DarlingOn June 17, 2010 TV fashion personality Cojo was secretly recorded at the Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3 spilling all on Hollywood - a seething, breathtakingly brutal takedown of the A-list set according to those present. The tapes were presumed lost until they were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s hair products drawer Support the show
2024-03-0716 min
Bounceback Podcast with Tim BaderBounceback with Steven Cojocaru's aka Cojo!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code NAMEDROP at https://MANSCAPED.com ! #ad @Manscaped PROMO CODE: NAMEDROP 🎙️ Join us on a riveting episode of the Bounceback Podcast as host Tim Bader sits down with the legendary Steven Cojocaru, affectionately known as Cojo, for a candid conversation that journeys through the highs and lows of his remarkable life and career in Hollywood. 🌟
🎥 In this captivating episode, Cojo peels back the glamorous facade of old Hollywood, offering a rare glimpse into the inner workings of the entertainment industry both then and now. From iconic red carpet moments to behind-the...
2023-08-101h 10
Celebrity Book Club with Steven & LilySteven “Fashion Police” CojocaruUnplug the flat iron—your limo is here! We’re traveling to the early 2000’s with iconic homosexual and red carpet legend, Steven Cojocaru, and his star-filled diary “Confessions of a Glamour Boy.” From Montreal to Hollywood, Ruby Foo’s bar mitzvahs to Roberto Cavalli blazers, and Steven’s own journey with hair straightening—you’re definitely on the list. And—in this week’s VIP Lounge (out on Friday) the gals dish about their West Coast tour! You’ll learn about San Fran architecture, overpriced crab, martini kerfuffles and Lily’s briefcase of gum. To get an extra episode eve...
2022-05-1856 min
Lesbian LifeGlamour, Interrupted By Cojo
Steven Cojocaru (born January 5, 1965) is a fashion critic. He was born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada to a family of immigrants from Romania. Cojocaru started out as a magazine columnist and eventually began working on American television shows as a commentator and celebrity interviewer.
He graduated from Wagar High School in 1979 and later earned a bachelors degree in communications from Concordia University. Cojocaru began working in 1991 for the Canadian fashion magazine Flare. After moving to Hollywood, he began writing a column. He was People Magazine's West Coast fashion editor, and has writt...
2010-11-1031 min