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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouTwo Per Cent SaltThat's all I'm saying. Chuck in all the firm veg you want - cabbage, carrot, maybe a little chilli, ginger, garlic, it's all optional - and add two per cent salt, by weight. At least. If you're nervous, go three per cent. And scrunch it in well and pack it tight into the jar. Leave it out of your fridge for a few days, depending on how warm your kitchen is, then move them to the fridge. And burp the jars. For god's sake. No-one needs cabbagey shrapnel. Anyway. We explored some mildly fraught stuff in...2022-12-0514 min
Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsToon AF - Side BA SEISMIC episode, with big announcements all OVER the shop. Also, it's quite funny. But when you've heard it, you'll probably want to head over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xx
2022-11-2554 minJake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouMan Cries Over SausageLots of music today! Here's a link to the article on key changes: https://tedium.co/2022/11/09/the-death-of-the-key-change/ And erm yes, if you fancy being a philanthropist and hem hem benefactor of The Arts hem hem (listen to the ep first) the paypal address is nottoday@swanburst.com hem hem how vulgar I never discuss money etc. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-2317 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsToon AF - Side AThe first side of our romp through the world of animated audio. Featuring an utterly gobsmacking revelation about Pingu. No, I mean it.
2022-11-171h 01Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsCarry On AFBeing a highly trepidatious 'romp' through one of the most 'popular' and 'successful' British movie franchises of all time, namely the Carry On films. TW: Contains Swanee Whistle.
2022-11-1148 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsDoggy AF - Side Bsir sorry sir sorry its late sir but the dog ate it
Presenting a second hack up the Dog Park of esoteric audio, as Davey stands patiently by Jacob, wishing he didn't insist on making eye contact throughout, before resignedly fishing in his pocket for one of those little black bags.
2022-11-0750 minJake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouOh HELLOCRUMBSI thought I'd have a go for a bit. No pressure. Are you still here? It's nottoday@swanburst.com. How have you been? What have I missed? I'll be doing two or three of these a week between now and Christmas, if you're up for it...? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-0105 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsDoggy AF - Side AIn an episode which sprawls like a labrador on a cream sofa after a long and muddy autumnal walk, we take in dogs*, Beyonce, Trick or Treating Memories, even though we're not doing a halloween special, and there are a lot of sodding quizzes. But we have FUN, MAKING MEMORIES. All of which I have forgotten. There was definitely a bit I meant to edit out but didn't. We're so sorry, Jesus.
*I'm not taking in dogs any more. Just a very scratchy cat, apparently.
2022-10-311h 03Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs**SPECIAL DOUBLE CASSETTE BONUS** Anniversary AF - Side CReally, some would argue, somewhat over-milking our first anniversary, since we're now more than 6% through the second year. But, you know. STUFF is GOING ON, ok? But thank you for bearing with us, and sorry for the late-running of your scheduled Friday service etc. Back to normal next week, I PROMISE xxx
2022-10-2253 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsAnniversary AF - Side BIn which we continue our celebration of the podcast's first anniversary to an increasingly inappropriate degree, but ACTUALLY there is some properly BATSO audio in there, so maybe you should turn down your RANT KNOB.
There's a THIRD tranche, if you're interested, over at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs for the people who are so extraordinarily generous in supporting what we do. Just saying. But maybe I should turn down my WHEEDLE KNOB.
2022-10-1449 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsAnniversary AF - Side APart of a SPECIAL, DOUBLE-CASSETTE, TRIPLE-SIDED edition. We're looking back at some of the topics we covered in the last year BUT WAIT WAIT - it's ALL FRESH and NEW STUFF.
And as part of our first anniversary celebrations, we're making this week's bonus available to all - so look out for a special extra episode next week!
Hugs and that
xxx
2022-10-0751 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs2UP AFContinuing our deep dive into Video Game sound and music. This time it's an Italian Job. I think. It was a week ago now, so I have definitely forgotten. Everything.
Also, apologies if you downloaded the original version of this episode and couldn't hear any music. The wheels are NOT falling off and actually we're putting in bold measures to build the economy and keep britain strong ok
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2022-09-3044 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs1UP AFIn which we celebrate our fiftieth episode in true Audio Freq style, arriving late and with a missing kingle at the top and the music bed running a 44.1/48KHz sampling mismatch. Ennnjjjoyyyyy ittttttttt xx
2022-09-2345 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMany Happy AF - Side BAnd really, the Birthday party is in full swing, by which I mean I've been sick and burst into tears and had to come upstairs with my yellow towel.
Jake and Dave take a birthday trip through some of the least celebratory birthday songs ever written.
Hope it's your birthday! Hope this doesn't wreck it!
xxx
2022-09-1648 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMany Happy AF - Side AIn which I spectacularly fail to mark the half century of one of the most important people in my life. But HI HO I BRING JOLLY CHAOS, and I'm going to pretend to myself that counts for something.
Enjoy xxx
2022-09-0946 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSmashed AF - Side BHello. Here is a new version of this accursed episode, without weird silences with nothing but heavy breathing, music interruptions, and Two Ronnies-style displaced repartee. FFS. I am so sorry.
Still and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE. He is fifty today. That's ridiculous. I'm so proud to be his cousin. He's a truly amazing man. And, you know what? He always was. And making these podcasts with him, aside from horrific technical nightmares that require a fairly forensic restoration of each verbal exchange, is such a complete joy. We used to make tapes, on a battered old cassette r...2022-09-0548 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSmashed AF - Side AIt's not easy, being green. Or angry. Today's episode, brought to you in sparkling holiday-grade audio (actually, Davey sounds fine, but I sound awful. I just mean editorially) is all about everyone's favourite anger-management epic failure. Enjoy!
2022-08-2653 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsRollin’ AF- Side BIn which I present this week's episode late and of an inferior quality. In rock and roll terms, I guess this is bang on, but I am neither rocker nor roller, and therefore I believe I have acted fraudulently. I sincerely apologise.
2022-08-1957 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsRollin’ AF - Side AROCK? What even IS THAT? Roll, baby, that's where it's at. So come and jump, jive, boogie and bop and etc etc with Jake and Dave etc etc. Because there's nothing so rock 'n' roll as two middle-aged straight white guys posturing. Well, it worked for the Stones. And they ROLLED. They didn't ROCK.
2022-08-1247 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsCribbins AFA late podcast, celebrating the late Bernard Cribbins. What a man. I realise I have left off my own homages to Bernard Cribbins and this episode is so late already. Can I just give you the links instead? Here are the links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRdzFjnUiE and https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08b78mt THANK YOU for your KIND UNDERSTANDING xxx
2022-08-051h 08Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsWOMADAF - Side BContinuing our celebrationnnnuhhh of worlduhhhh musicsssss. In this episode! Swedish Loch Ness Monsters! French-speaking problematic actors! And James Bond, played at Boss Level!
If you fancy coming to our fun live festival, hop over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs to find out how you can come along to our goodtimes party! xxx
2022-07-2944 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsWOMADAF - Side AAYIA?
Are You Into Acronyms?
DYLT?
Do You Love Them?
Fairly Unusual Compressed Kinds? Well, play the damn podcast and we'll uncompress together. If that even makes sense. Also, we have some exciting news for people with moderate social anxiety! xxx
2022-07-2249 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsN**F**K AF**FOLK TRIGGER WARNING**
Time to stick a finger in an ear, ideally your own, and warble out some stuff about comely maidens fair with sentence construction haphazard. Davey's been checking out the broads.
2022-07-1550 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsManual AF - Side BContinuing our deep delve into the sweaty felt world of puppetry. I'm afraid some of it may be fairly triggering if you watched much UK children's TV in the seventies.
Supporters of the podcast get an extra bonus full-length podcast every other week - sign up at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs! xx
2022-07-0848 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsManual AF - Side AThis episode is basically like Puppetry of the Penis, only without the puppePENIS I MEANT PENIS. There was one, but we whipped it out. It's about puppets. That's literally all. Next week, though, we might discuss Nookie Bear, which, you know. Is BEYOND problematic.
2022-07-0157 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsPlatty AF - Side BIt's time for our QE2 2, continuing our SEVENTY-EPISODE LONG CELEBRATION (note to self: must inform Davey about this) of HRFH LE QUEEM'S anniversary of sitting down etc.
If YOU TOO ARE A PATRIOT, there's a bonus jubilee episode available to our supporters at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - go and have a look, or you are a traitor to your country, and hanging is too good for you etc.
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2022-06-2444 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsPlatty AF - Side AProlonging the unending celebration of HRFH LE QUEEM, featuring some of the most meretricious odes ever composed in tribute to, and this joke only works if you've heard the podcast, and you probably haven't, the second-longest monarch in history. So maybe go and have a listen, and then I won't look as bad as I appreciate I do right now. Then again, I got up at half five to edit this little bugger, so I may be rambling. xx
2022-06-1745 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMoogy AF - Side BIn which we examine more closely Robert's extraordinary organ. Oh, Robert. Thank you for the precious gift of your bleepy business.
2022-05-2755 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMoogy AF - Side AWe love to Moogy
We love to Moogy
Jitterboog Moogy
Etc
I'd love to type out a nice elaborate thing about synths, but I was very suddenly asked by Jon Holmes to compose a parody of the BBC News Jingle done in French. So that's all gone right out of the window. Still. I hope you enjoy it. Are yiou enjoying these? I do hope so. Consider signing up for the bonus podcasts - it's like 50% more podcast - over at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xxx
2022-05-201h 00Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsEurovision AF - Side BMore of the best and worst of Eurovision, much, if not all of which was suggested by listener Neil. Thanks, Neil!
Here's my own playlist of tunes I like from Eurovision. I say like. That might be strong. 'Time', by Izabo is fascinatingly bad. But Verka Seduchka is, and will always be, utterly glorious.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/43tlnt9JHaue3A0E3varQO?si=92adff2c846a4f9b
Here's to a good one on Saturday! Don't forget, there's more Eurovision jollity in our bonus full-length podcast, available to supporters at www.ko...2022-05-131h 01Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsEurovision AF - Side AJake and Dave unearth some rare gems from the world of Eurovision, and begin the battle to decide: Which act is the Worst of the Worst?
(Side note: Dave's Kettle of Fish are performing in Bristol in June, if you fancied googling all of that for tickets)
Don't forget, there'll be bonus Eurovision stuff in the bonus podcast for supporters on Ko-Fi: www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xx
2022-05-061h 15Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsWindmilly AFOh we're off to Sunny, Sunny Spain. Which is great as I have been rather poorly in a splatty way and may just leave my keys on the kitchen counter, walk out of the house and never return.
(I'm fine. But might go back to bed and make dying noises now)
xxx
2022-04-2950 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsBonussy AF - Side BContinuing our self-plunder, as we bring you some select bits from our bonus podcasts. If you're interested in supporting the project and getting the FULL BONUS, head on over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs ...there's lots of fun business with me and my cusband, including our TOO HOT TO HANDLE ONLYFANS PAGE* and, er, some badges.
*This does not exist, but we're wide open to offers. I feel like we'd make more money to keep our clothes on.
2022-04-2238 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsBonussy AF - Side ALook, got som pretty awful news for you. Um, don't know if you heard but Jesus died. It's awful. Apparently he was a really nice guy. And so young. I don't know much about it, but I bet it was that bloody motorbike of his. Anyway. Fingers crossed for some GOOD NEWS sometime SOON.
In the MEANTIME. Here's a teasey sort of podcast - there are some brand new bits, but we're giving you a little sneaky peek at some of the sorts of things we get up to in the bonus podcasts - there are at...2022-04-1531 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsCrashy AF - Side BContinuing the Saga, looking at the entire industry of spin-offs from the Star Wars franchise. PLUS some amazing Barnacle Bills for you.
Sorry, I just got distracted. I've got the news on and they just used the phrase 'Ship-based science' and I completely misheard the 'ship-based' part and now I can't remember what I was going to say.
Anyway, hi. How's it going?
x
2022-04-0850 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsCrashy AF - Side AA little while ago... In a galaxy quite a ways off...
In which we take a deep dive into the parallel universes of Star Wars '''''''''inspired'''''''' esoterica. Plus some speculation on the appearance of a bald wookie. Google it, or have a look on the @audio_freqs instagram account. Davey will probably post a picture there, and then you'll be sorry.
Don't forget, there's a bonus episode every fortnight if you fancy it - head over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - or head over to eMule and download the lot for free. One of th...2022-04-011h 04Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsContrapuntal AF - Side BWe're bach with Back. More WACHY BACH FACHTS for you!?!?!?!?!
Bach was a quick learner, but his brother said he wasn’t ready to learn the pieces in a book of famous compositions that were in the cupboard. So at night, J.S. Bach snuck downstairs and copied the notes by hand using only moonlight so he wouldn’t wake anyone up. It took him 6 months! How WACHY is THACH?
Also quite needy. And I feel like he had a bit of a bad attitude to women. HI HO ON WE TRUDGE.
I prom...2022-03-2547 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsContrapuntal AF - Side AWell, I thought I'd take this opportunity to hit you up with some WACHY BACH FACHTS! FUN FACHT: Bach got put in prison by Duke Wilhelm, because he asked if he could please go and work as a composer for Prince Leopold. Wachy!
FUN FACHT: When Bach wrote religious pieces, he'd put the initials INJ at the top, which some people think means In Nomine Jesu, but could also be a meyers-Briggs test result from a Russian website, meaning Bach's personality type was Impregnating-Naughty-Jiggly. We just don't know. We'll be 'BACH' next week! We're CRACHERS!
...2022-03-1853 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsDivine AF - Side BLet's not say 'amazing'. Let's describe it as simply 'staggering'. So we have some renditions of Staggering Grace that will leave you positively enraptured.
I was just blasting on through naptime tbh and am most unimpressed with myself, but Davey and the music should allow you to behold the majesty of His* divine second coming etc. Love you. Don't forget, there's a much more energetic full-length bonus every coupla weeks for supporters over on www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - go have a look xxx
*not Davey's
2022-03-1129 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsDivine AF - Side AThis time, we're moving in mysterious ways. From TV evangelists to some of the most Amazing, yet Graceless renditions of Amazing Grace, Jake and Dave listen to some of the most incontrovertibly zealous, yet meritless spiritual audio.
If you're interested in the Poke video mentioned in the podcast, here's the link: https://youtu.be/jTn4u3ULqec
Don't forget, there's a full-length bonus podcast twice a month for subscribers - head on over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs for that and other FUN PERKS, including a saucy whatsapp group.
In the meantime, we are...2022-03-0454 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsRomantic AF - Side BJake is back after last week's hiatus. Hiatus gonna hiate, hiate, hiate, hiate. But the LOVE is in the air (open a window). Have you ever wondered how the racy novelist Barbara Cartland might sound if she was singing? Of course you haven't. You'd be SO WEIRD if you had. But I bet you're wondering now. Well. Play this podcast, and, in due course, you'll ACTUALLY FIND OUT.
Not only that, but we have a deeply romantic binaural treat for you. Which sounds more exciting than it is. So, swings and roundabouts.
And it's roundabout a fiver a...2022-02-2553 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsRomantic AF - Side AYes, it's THAT kind of mixtape as we belatedly celebrate St Valentine's Day, staggering back from the garage with a box of Matchmakers and a Catford Bunch*.
Jake is away this week, but a special quasi-celebrity guest is sitting in for him. Star, ahahahaha of BBC Radio 4 Extra and one-time Girl Friday for Martin Kelner, kindly clench your buttocks on Davey's behalf as we welcome none other than nonagenarian good-time gal... DORA DALE. We'll be back to normal next time. In the meantime, if you just can't get enough, there's two full-length bonus episodes every month for...2022-02-1847 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsPoetic AF - Side BSurely the greatest song poem ever written is featured in this one, quick trigger warning, the lyricist may have slipped a 'pen*s' in there.
Also, David makes reference to Peer Gynt, and I realise now that if you suffixed Peer Gynt with the word 'Middle', you'd have a popular competitive game of catch as played in Yorkshire playgrounds.
That's pretty much all I have. HOWEVER. there IS more to be had. There's a bonus episode for people buying us a coffee at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs, and when you bung us a fiver a m...2022-02-1141 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsPoetic AF - Side AAs we reluctantly enter the world of Song Poems - lyrics written by amateurs, and set to music (for a SMALL ADMINISTRATIVE FEE) by professional, and fairly existentially-troubled musicians.
You will hear songs about vampire husbands, yellow things, and 'by the also of having'. I'm not going to lie to you, you're going to need some strength for this one.
Also, a quick recap of our discussion of exciting new extras, which took up the first twelve minutes of the show:
If you head over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs, there's a ton of new perks to be...2022-02-0450 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMusical AF - Side BIt's time for the second act of our Musicals extravaganza! You know, the half that goes on a bit and the songs aren't as good and you start wondering about train times. BUT! In this episode! All By Myself, sung by people who probably spent quite a lot of time in that state afterwards! Another regional musical - but this one even more staggeringly surreal than those from the last episode! You honestly won't believe it.
AND! We have some NEWS. There's lots of stuff happening in and around the podcast. Anyone who's previously donated to the s...2022-01-2846 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMusical AF - Side APart One of a deep dive into the murky waters of failed, flawed, and fabulously obscure musicals. Regional TV Musicals! Jesus Musicals! Truckin' Musicals! And not a whiff of Lloyd Webber to be had. You'll love this stuff. I promise. Part two next week. Put us about a bit, will you? Aw, thanks.
2022-01-2156 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSolitary AFIn today's episode, Jake and Dave Yapp showcase Outsider Music - that particular body of work which appears to have rejected every musical organ. This doesn't really work as a line. There's something about bodies rejecting organs or something in there somewhere, but, ngl I have had a sherry. I am not being coy. Like when people say 'OOPS I MAY HAVE IMBIBED A SHANDY OR TWO HORRRHH HORRRHHH HORRHHHH' when they mean they've been doing Tequila for five hours. No, it turns out that Tesco and Sainsbury's both do a v good vegan sweet sherry. And it's nice...2022-01-141h 32Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsGibbous AFHere's some recycled material about the moon! You're welcome!
The moon has had a massive impact on every culture, so before we get into the science, let’s do a whistle-stop tour of what we used to believe about the moon on a spiritual level.
The Aztecs called the moon Mictecacuiatl and believed it travelled through the night sky hunting for victims to consume… As did the Maoris in New Zealand, calling it the ‘man-eater’. The Tartars of Central Asia called it the Queen of Life and Death… All very ‘deathy’, isn’t it? Early Hindus believed t...2022-01-071h 13Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsFirst Footed AFWell, here we are...
'Let's just see how it goes' - (c) 2021, Pablo, devoted listener. See you next week. WE'VE ALL TOTALLY GOT THIS xxx
2021-12-311h 12Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMerry AFSo here it is. And if you've ever wondered how much Noddy Holder makes a year off it, then this is the podcast for you. Also if you've ever wanted to hear Marlene Dietrich singing a modern carol, or a song about Santa Claus in a helicopter, or wondered why we should all be saying a massive 'Sorry' to Baby Jesus right now, this, too, is the podcast for you. And if you've ever wondered why a historically Black university in New Orleans is beloved by everyone – except the US News best colleges rankings, then you want season six, ep...2021-12-241h 31Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsFestive AFSo I did more digging about the scandalous new-fangled AMERICAN version of Away In A Manger. The setting is known as 'Mueller', although I don't know why, because it was composed by a guy called James R Murray. Maybe he was just really into yoghurt. Meanwhile, the UK version is called 'Cradle Song', and was written by William J Kirkpatrick. And it is the ORIGINAL as well as THE BEST. Why, it predates the Mueller version by er a whole TWO YEARS erm. 1895 vs 1897.
And they were both Americans FFS.
Anyway. Merry Christmas, part one! W...2021-12-171h 24Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsArachnoid AFSkiing is believing, as we delve into the Marvel Comics Universe (TM David's Family) and find out more about the man who does whatever a spider can. Like shedding urticating hairs, to irritate a potential predator. Me and Davey, we can both do that. You should see our sofas.
Also, fun fact: for its weight, spider silk is over a thousand times stronger than a frozen Wham Bar. I've got some more here, hang on.
Some spiders do, indeed, eat their own webs, in order to recycle the amino acids, and few of us can for...2021-12-101h 27Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs**** AFIn this four-star-rated episode, ahem-hem, we are enjoying a variety of filthy, potty mouths, spewing their vile profanities and turning your earbuds blue.
You'll hear (bleeped, but, you know, pretty guessable) swearing and sauce, both intentional and inadvertent, from rugger b*ggers to Bessie Smith. So, pens at the ready to write to the Radio Times, and away we go!
2021-12-031h 11Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsFab AFIn our first (possibly last) palindromically-titled episode, we delve into all that is fabulous. I don't want to give anything away. But you probably sussed it anyway. Anyway, Jake and Dave unearth some really odd audio, and, along the way, discover the original version of the James Bond theme.
It's about a pond. I KNOW.
Do tell someone about the podcast - charmingly boutique as this little bubble is, it'd be great to reach more people. And if you'd like to support the running costs, buy us a coffee (I mean, we're fine for coffee, i...2021-11-261h 18Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsPolitical AFThis time, Jake and Dave do a little bit of politics, and we discover one of them is really into eugenics. TOTAL JOKES RELAX. But you'll hear your favourite Liberian politician singing, some astonishing attempts to set political speeches to music, and the most frightening versions of Harry Potter ever recorded.
Don't forget - you can send your request to audiofreqs@swanburst.com, and be sure to enter our quiz! Also SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE AND LEAVE A REVIEW LOOK EVERYBODY SAYS IT FOR A REASON. Or buy us a coffee at Kofi Annan's new business venture: www.k...2021-11-191h 09Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSwedish AFWell, this cryptic podcast title will leave you with abba-solutely NO idea what it could be about, yes, this could be your final Waterloo of oh god, look, it's 2am. I can't write anything clever now.
Anyway. Send us your requests! It's audiofreqs@swanburst.com or hit us up on the socials @audio_freqs. We blimming love you.
2021-11-121h 10Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSynched AFIn an episode that takes, really, a good half an hour to actually set off, Jake and Dave begin the first of a series of deep dives into the world of library music - once regarded as the cheap-and-cheerful alternative to licensing commercial music for broadcasters. Some of the best EVER tv theme tunes started out life as library music... But do you know which British tv show theme tune was used on a western movie trailer? FIND OUT BY LISTENING AND STUFF.
Plus there's a new competition to win new merch, and a lot of derailments. I...2021-11-051h 16Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsScary AFWoooOOOoooo! Etc!
Jake and Dave have some truly blood-curdling audio for you this week. Not scary. Just awful. But it is 100% Monster Mash and Time Warp free, GUARANTEED, which has to count for something.
But there's a not-at-all Yummy Mummy, some top trolling with Actual Trolls, and a London Bridge not so much falling down as breaking down. Plus a VERY DIFFICULT QUIZ INDEED.
And this week's request is for Jurassic Park - send your request to audiofreqs@swanburst.com.
Thanks for listening! Do spread the word, would you? Thank you!...2021-10-291h 04Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsBirthday AFJake and Dave Yapp delve into the world of birthday celebration audio - and along the way learn the TRUE story of the 'Happy Birthday' song. I thought I knew it. But I totally didn't know all of it.
There are alternative birthday songs, from Paul Anka, to rap, to the Philippine King of Novelty Songs. PLUS there's a FUN QUIZ, and you could win some HIGHLY RARE COOL MERCH. We've got our crayons out already.
Do spread the word about the podcast - we're growing marvellously, but essentially this whole podcast project is a Mi...2021-10-221h 02Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsCosmic AFIn space, no-one can hear you scream. But, sadly, we're not in space, and nor were any of the audio excerpts featured in this podcast.
So buckle up, for a wild rocket ride to the moon and beyond, as Jake and Dave explore the final frontier through the medium of recorded sounds that range from the exotic to the appalling.
AND Radiohead's 'Creep' gets ruined forever in our request slot. You're welcome!
2021-10-151h 14Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsMonkey AFThis time, Jake and Dave take a forensic look at a TV cult classic, looking at Kooky Faces, Piggy Faces, and Blank Faces. Not like that. Literally blank. Smooth all over. It's horrific. Along the way we look at Hobnobbing, Salad Girls (no; I know), and we have our first song request - it's an absolute classic, and we found it murdered eight different ways.
Send your song requests, comments or suggestions to audiofreqs@swanburst.com, and follow us on social media - we're @audio_freqs. Thanks for listening!
2021-10-081h 05Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsSaucy AFIn this inaugural, and, conceivably, final episode, Dave shares an assortment of odd audio filled with quadruple entendres, more winks than the entirety of Anne Robinson's career, and more nudges than a fruit machine in a flat roof pub being masterfully operated by a bloke with a 'system'.
Together we will hear Carry On players as you're unlikely to have heard them before, a highly unlikely hug and a kiss, and some rather overworked attempts to thumb a certain fruit into the 'saucy' category.
Don't forget to follow us on social media - @audio_freqs...2021-10-0146 minJake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio FreqsWelcome AFWelcome to a new podcast which curates the weirdest and wonderfullest audio oddities - from terrible demos to bloopers, home-made audio atrocities to blasphemous covers of great songs. It's hosted by BBC Radio's Jake Yapp, and Emmy Award-nominated Sound Designer Dave Yapp. Disclosure: They're cousins, but it's all completely legal. Subscribe now to make sure you don't miss the first episode, and tell your friends there's a NEW PARTY IN YOUR EARS. A really awkward, terrible party.
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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouWhat Next for GB News?A fun look at the life cycle of your average failed broadcasting startup. Plus - what childhood film or TV show left you forever traumatised? FUN NEW TALKING POINT. Email nottoday@swanburst.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-3023 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouPretty Sure This Is How Benny And The Jets GoesPretty sure. If there's a song out there that exists, and you would like me to try to guess how it goes, email your suggestion to nottoday@swanburst.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-03-0410 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouNuttin.More audio weirdness from Cousin Davey, and the answer to yesterday's post-2017 description of a pre-2017 movie. If you've got one to share, send it to nottoday at swanburst dot com x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-2915 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouPost 2017 Chas and DavePlus faaabulous gift sets - if you see any corkers, send them to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-1027 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouAll About the Garageband tbfALSO we begin this year's Christmas Tat Roundup - send any proto-landfill you think is exceptional to nottoday@swanburst.com xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-0815 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouGaining My ReligionLet's set up a new religion. Send me your #NewCommandments. It's @nottodaypod or nottoday at swanburst dot com. But please make sure they're all about making COIN. Mny thx. It's lovely to be back! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-1714 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouPriest To Meet YouThese infallible men of Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0915 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouBombalurina ft Matt HancockGood morning! How are you are you alright I MISS YOU OK but I am slowly getting my STUFFS together and can now present the new one Matt Hancock dropped overnight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0807 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouI Feel Like Chicken Tonight...Hello from France. Nearly a fortnight now of hobbling along on phone internet, but TOMORROW I go and get the MAGIC BOX that will make EVERYTHING BETTER. In the meantime, here's an update from France... NORMAL SERVICE COMING VERY SOON NOW XXX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0711 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouWings and ThingsAn update from France, looking at the flora and fauna, and how to kill it and what bits to keep. Blechhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0414 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouSpatula - Chapters 4 and 5I am very sorry for mispronouncing Maggie Philbin but it was late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0307 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouFrance Update - I Found The Smut Stash!A quick update from my mad, blundering about not knowing what I'm doing in France... It is going... WELL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0212 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouSpatula - Chapter 3...the continuing, revolting saga, written by listeners... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0105 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouSpatula - Chapters 1 & 2Presenting the blood curdling, or at least nausea-inducing novella written entirely by the listeners to this podcast... More tomorrow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-3108 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouDave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part TwoYou will never look at aubergines or ladybirds the same way again. Have a good weekend! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2812 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouDave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part OneCurator and creator of audio weirdness, my cousin Dave Yapp, takes us through the first part of a sexy, sexy mix... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2722 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouColonic ImmigrationA short piece about massaging figures. Including mine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2610 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouMy Highland Buy-Land Adventure That Wasn'tAmerica's on fire again. :-(Also, that time I nearly purchased a bog in Scotland because DEFINITELY SANE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2516 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouLast Night of the ProngsYOU CAN'T EVEN SAY BRIATIN ANY MORE MATE sorry, I read through a lot of comments sections this morning and I am not feeling well. Anyway. Enjoy! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2409 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You200. I mean crikeyFeaturing your choices of best bits, and SOME NEWS. Thank you for being here. It means a lot xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2132 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouIntroducing Chief Political Correspondent Jon Holmes...Discussing the Keep Britain Free movement with Brian Colt. Also: Dominic Cummings' Father-in-Law on errrr eugenics. It seems guys with hereditary hair loss just can't get enough of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2026 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouWho Spoke First - the Chicken or the Egg?Amazing chicken facts in our final talk with Professor Christine Nicol, plus a new format developed by Harry and Meghan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1915 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouDogLooping...you don't want to know. Honestly, you don't. Plus PE with Lee Hardliwell - follow him @PEWithLee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1814 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouCamping With BorisAlso - American Mailboxes! Antibiotics! And we launch the thrilling summer read: Count Spatula... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1713 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouCarrrrrrmelBen and Jerry's have waded in on the migrant situation. And we share more Celebrity Stools. I know. I'm very sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1413 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouThe Bristol Stool ChartDonald Trump wants to increase water consumption in the country that is the second-biggest consumer of water, because he has trouble rinsing his hair. Uh yup ok Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1319 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouThe Inglorious TwelfthMorning! It's too hot for the gym, so I think I'll drink cocktails instead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1210 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouHappy Romance Awareness Month!We have some GREAT TIPS, along with the HOTTEST DATES from Toby Young's new dating site. Plus, the utter disgrace of PPE procurement contracts as revealed by YorkshireBylines. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1117 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouCNN, Rachel Maddow, Kanye West, Tiny Creatures and Look What We Found!Uh, I think I covered everything in the title. Apart from charity shop self-help books. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1017 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouEvy Lynch Part Two - Minecraft and StuffMorality in video games, pluuuuuus the Developers' Charter and IT'S A DUCK OK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-0721 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouOh, Boy! It's the Moto Duck!How to enhance your pipi ALL NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS V1AGRA C1AL1S etc etc ohhhhh the sodding Male Ego, plus we meet the Moto Duck. The what? Oh, just listen. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-0617 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouOh Cod, I Feel Your PainProfessor Christine Nicol discusses whether fish feel pain or not, and we have a fun new workout with mega-not-depressed fitness coach, Lee Hardleywell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-0528 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouP.E. With BoJoLet's get the nation fighting-fit, Boris Johnson / Joe Wicks-style! Plus Dora Dale on Jack Charlton, and we ask for your REVENGE STORIES. Email yours to nottoday at swanburst dot com x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-2812 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouThere IS No Level 98!In which I demonstrate my world-famous casual gaming skillz, plus more of That's Lovely, with Brindsley Dearlove. Email YOUR lovely pictures to nottoday at swanburst dot com x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-0920 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouWho Wants To Be A BillionaireJohn McDonnell was on the Today programme this morning, discussing policylols with A Actual Billionaire. I applied my usual in-depth analysis to that. Incidentally, all the figures in the sketches are accurate, as far as I could research. Just saying. Plus we have some Andrew Marr fun. Plus Your Confessions, which are marvellous. If you have any more, or any fun stories about coach trips, email nottoday@swanburst.com. Thanks for listening, and do consider subscribing and sharing if you're enjoying the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-0913 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouPennsylvania Sick-5000, Swingin' Richard Dawkins, and Banned Christmas SongsMorning! Today we have an exclusive extract from Richard Dawkins new webinar series, 'Phallusies', a brief snatch of Jo Swinson, and your suggestions for which Christmas song to ban. If you'd like to get in touch, it's nottodaypod on twitter, or email nottoday at swanburst dot com. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-0514 min
Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouThe Diary of Fraser Nelson and John Lewis' Christmas SongMorning! Being a fun medley of Fraser Nelson's historically-important account of life in London in the Dark Ages (2019), and THAT John Lewis Christmas advert. We have a new email address - today we're asking: what's the last time you almost exploded with irony? Email Not Today at Swanburst dot com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-2813 min