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The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show presents: Barnacle MountainSwitzalin is here (in the mountains) for you with an exclusive interview with Ripli. Bet you didn't know this about him. Plus, a special guest. This is going to be fun.2023-04-0208 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show presents: A Switzalin RantSwitzalin rants about pollution...but really he is ranting about turtles and paper straws. Turtles? Why? Are you okay, Switzalin?2023-03-0305 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show presents: A Ripli RantRipli rants about money....or actually he rants more so about a lady that pissed him off on LinkedIn. 2023-02-1205 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS presents...A Barnacle Bit3: Lil' LumberjacksAnother tapas plate episode for you. This time the guys criticize restaurants and their practices. Teddy, what are you doing to these episodes? 2023-02-0311 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle SKETCH Show presents: Gary's Double TroubleGary finds himself in quite the pickle this time! How will he ever get out of this one?2023-01-2202 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show presents: A Ripli Talk #4: InflationRipli is back with another one of his talks. This time around, he will be discussing inflation with the sexy beast known as Switzalin. Took you long enough, Teddy.2023-01-2116 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show Presents: A Ripli Talk #3:PollutionThis Ripli Talk covers pollution, weather and electric cars.2022-01-2813 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Sketch ShowWhat a treat! A compilation of some of the commercials/skits from the show. Funny? Yes. Controversial? Possibly. But that won't stop you from being entertained now will it?2022-01-2025 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS presents...A Barnacle Bite: The Tree's Still UpIt's still early in the New Year and if you're like us then your tree is still up. So are your lights, but you will annihilate any naysayers. So to keep up with that theme, here's a very special Barnacle Bite for the free spirits in us all.2022-01-1818 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS presents: A Barnacle BiteAll the fun of one episode in a condensed form! There's skits, a tasting, restaurant talk, nonsensical banter....Wow, who had this idea? Teddy, are you behind this crap?2021-12-0714 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowOG Garden and Farm: Starting a GardenRipli (with an "i") teaches us the basics of getting your own garden started! Listen as he breaks it all down for you and answers any questions you and Switzalin might have!2021-12-0714 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowAlin Switz's Culinary AdventuresAlin Switz and Ripli (with an 'i') talk about a challenge of frying chicken tenders in different types of breading. bread crumbs, cereal and waffle batter. Was Alin successful? Find out this and who the hell Alin is.2021-12-0713 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 12: Magenta RavencroftWow, the guys are all over the place this time. Local restaurants, critiquing Texas roads/sports and briefly mentioning narwhals, all whilst having a beer tasting. Which one is good enough to be in Batman's mini fridge? Find out!2021-09-0445 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 11: The A-Team StreamToday is a super fun, special guest packed episode!! Smitty and Cheffrey finally join the show. Took them long enough...but a lot is covered this time. There's a beer tasting, NBA playoff talk, electric trucks, Denzel Washington movies and a whole list of other stuff. And Teddy's back! Oh wait, no, he got the day off.2021-06-031h 34The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 10: Elixir of Valhalla and ToastToday the fellas try a few products from Black's Fairy Meadery and also JR's Rockin Ranch jams! Tis going to be so perfectly splendid. Especially when we throw in Urkel's new product talk and cryptocurrency!!2021-04-2654 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 9: Snow Snakes of FireToday the fellas discuss the "world's most dangerous cheese" among others. Where do they want to travel in the near future? Tune in! But watch out for those pesky snow snakes.2021-04-2630 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 8: Chew BubblegumWell, would you look at that? It's episode 30! Let's celebrate by doing what we do best: Be Awesome. Topics include the Stone Cold Steve Austin documentary, the Texan's elephant in the room and more2021-04-2640 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 7: Ravioli SingularityThe guys discuss Space Jam, sports, local places and of course talk about what they cooked prior to the show.2021-04-2650 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 6: The OutdoorsmanishersWhat an action packed day indeed! 3d printed meat anyone? We also have a special guest! You'll be distracted by the beer tasting the guys will be conducting, though.2021-04-261h 04The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Season 2 episode 5: Party time LeprechaunNever send a Teddy to do a Switzalin's job...this episode the guys talk the mega results, all of Matt Groening's shows vs all of Seth MacFarland's shows, talk local places to visit and have big fun. Whatever that means.2021-04-2655 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS season 2 episode 4: Mega Dish Fighter 2 1/2Street Fighter 2 is now 30 years old. Jinkies! Let's celebrate by talking about it! Also, the guys discuss not only Deshaun and JJ, but also the Mega Dish. I mean, the Ultra Pot. I wonder what kind of weird advertisements they'll have this time around?News by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusicMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US2021-02-1145 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS season 2 episode 3: Sushi PizzaGuess who came back? Well, if it isn't Studly Muffins and Kiki! This episode is chock full of tidbits about hunting, quartering, fishing, harvesting and stocks. Get your fill. Plus, there's some weird stuff happening with Subway. Teddy did it. Sound effects from https://www.free-stock-music.comMad Power by Twisterium | https://www.twisterium.comMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unportedhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_USother audio and sound effects courtesy of mixkit2021-02-1158 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS S2 episode 2: Dark HorseThis episode the guys discuss some of the delicious food Ripli grilled/brought from the market. Isn't local great? They also. discuss the James Harden trade and Deshaun Watson being unhappy. Finally, the guys go rogue and talk animation and video games. You can't cook out the leprosy, though.Sun And Clouds by | e s c p | https://escp-music.bandcamp.comMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/2021-02-0135 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS S2 episode 1: New Year RevolutionsIt's the start of a new season and a new year? What better way to kick it off by having two special guests? Studly Muffins and Kiki join the guys to talk about a day in the life of a farrier. What's a farrier? You'll find out soon enough. Plus, the gang will talk about their resolutions and of course sprinkle in some Houston. Let's do this right!Time (Instrumental) by RYYZN | https://soundcloud.com/ryyznMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_USSound effects...2021-01-1346 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 22: The Half Asp Holiday ShowThis wonderfully festive episode has the guys discussing t.v. tropes, their favorite holiday movies and programs, plus cheese food!!!Tangata Manu by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US2021-01-1230 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 21: Singed Tonguemeat, Burnt SiliconeThis time around, the guys discuss some of their favorite weapons, toys, some of their favorite food combinations, herbal tea and Courage the cowardly dog. How the hell did they make this episode work? Find out.The Forest Song by Something WeirdLife Of A Dog by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.comMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Swing Beat by J. Tank2021-01-1250 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 20: Much Ado About SeinfeldIt's the 20th episode!!! The guys sure have a funny way of celebrating...with sports talk and a vegan dessert taste test, plus much more!!! It's a show about nothing, but it has everything!Stars (Extended) by Vlad Gluschenko | https://soundcloud.com/vgl9Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US2020-12-1639 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show Presents: A Ripli Talk #2: NutritionFinally, another Ripli talk! This time around the topic will be Nutrition. And....as an added bonus, we brought back CC Peligroso!2020-12-0527 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 19: Super Munroe Kart Ripli-4In this episode, the guys discuss a couple local restaurants, sports, video games and for some reason go karts. Hilarity and surprises will definitely ensue. Silly babies and Muddy buddies are encouraged.Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.comMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Thorn Horn by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.comMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comAttribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/2020-12-0537 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 18 :The Duckling Matches the SweaterThe guys talk about meteor showers and camping, the good news for Houston restaurants on Main Street and Bud Light Seltzer. Plus, find out where Teddy is this week. Switzalin also gives his opinion on the Animaniacs reboot and the guys read mail from listeners. Is there a special surprise in store? You bet your sweet llama there is!Cheerful Whistling by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusicMusic promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_USMelodic Interlude Two by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios...2020-11-2430 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 17: The sledgeHammer Bros.The guys will be discussing The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, which includes Whitney Houston, Nine Inch Nails and The Notorious B.I.G. More openings and closings for all your foodie needs. Oh ceviche, there's another Teddy postcard, too. Where is this joker now? Plus, the guys have a way for you to deal with our frustrating sports teams. Let us begin.2020-11-1938 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS epsiode 16: Dark ReflectionNow is the autumn of discontent! Given what's going on in the world, it makes sense that the guys will be discussing dystopian societies in multiple ways. Grab a beer(not Kentucky) and tune in! 2020-11-1246 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 15: Blame it on the Boogie manThis episode is all about the creepy and macabre. Listen at your own discretion! Maybe you'll learn some cool cocktails or a scary story to share.2020-11-0248 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 14:The Unexpected VisitorThe guys talk about Japanese beer being distilled into gin. That sounds pretty cool. Plus restaurant opening/closings. And they'll tell you how AMC is coping with everything. Sports? Sure. Of course, there will be talks of movies and not just horror ones. Tune in!2020-10-2649 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 13: 100 miles an hour/Green DynamiteThere's a new twist on PBR and the guys will definitely be discussing it. Plus, the best views and the restaurants that hold them. You'll need the views to help you decide on the amount of Muggles you want around you. And finally the guys will help you choose a good scary movie to watch. Hope you Muddy Buddies are ready!2020-10-2052 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 12: The Abnormally Normal ShowNo guests. No Teddy. Seems like things are going to be normal maybe. The guys have some ideas for you to locally get your Halloween on. Plus, good news for (parts of) Houston and the bar scene. McDonald's has another artists' personal meal. Cool, I guess. Sports, included? You know it! And a special sort of top 10 list. Tune in!2020-10-1552 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 10: Guest ServicesTime flies when you're having fun...and what' more fun than a special guest? Danny Durango joins the guys as they talk about bizarre stories involving licorice and monsters, plus sports. Who is sponsoring these shenanigans? Find out!2020-10-071h 24The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 11: Enter the Captain: The Bayou ChroniclesC.C. Peligroso stops by today to talk with the guys. Yes...that's his name. There will be a beer tasting today! Of course there will be restaurants discussed. And sports. Oooo! And they''ll talk about the Joker's new origin story. Plus, a health benefit. Go ahead. Spill the [red] wine! 2020-10-0654 min
Barnacle BitezTSBS Episode 9: The Ultra Fazy Cartoon ShowThis episode the guys talk about Latin Restaurant Week, sports and the Good Times animated series. Not those...the show from the 70's. Plus, what does a CEO do? Michelob Ultra has the right idea. Makes me wonder what kind of crazy sponsors they have this time...tune in ya silly babies!2020-09-2250 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS Episode 9: The Ultra Fazy Cartoon ShowThis episode the guys talk about Latin Restaurant Week, sports and the Good Times animated series. Not those...the show from the 70's. Plus, what does a CEO do? Michelob Ultra has the right idea. Makes me wonder what kind of crazy sponsors they have this time...tune in ya silly babies!2020-09-2250 minBarnacle BitezTSBS episode 8: Like ClockworkWhat a smooth sailing episode. Damn! Today, the guys talk local news, Nike's Halloween shoes, Akon's city, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion and sports. Stop bs'ing with yourself/your life and tune in!2020-09-1459 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 8: Like ClockworkWhat a smooth sailing episode. Damn! Today, the guys talk local news, Nike's Halloween shoes, Akon's city, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion and sports. Stop bs'ing with yourself/your life and tune in!2020-09-1459 minBarnacle BitezTSBS episode 7: Teenage Google Football TurtlesFootball. Gather around, for there is much to discuss. Football. The guys tell you how to grow with Google, Ripli gets a pretty cool package in the mail and Switzalin shares some places you should visit. Football. Yes, there will be a little sports talk, too. And so much more! This is going to be great! Or Switzalin's truck isn't so pretty now. You'd be a fool to think it wasn't.2020-09-081h 12The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 7: Teenage Google Football TurtlesFootball. Gather around, for there is much to discuss. Football. The guys tell you how to grow with Google, Ripli gets a pretty cool package in the mail and Switzalin shares some places you should visit. Football. Yes, there will be a little sports talk, too. And so much more! This is going to be great! Or Switzalin's truck isn't so pretty now. You'd be a fool to think it wasn't.2020-09-081h 12Barnacle BitezThe Sea Barnacle Show Presents: A Ripli TalkHere it is: the inaugural edition of Ripli (with an "I")'s Ripli Talk! This time he will be discussing some ideas from his thesis on crystals and all their properties. Enjoy!2020-09-0812 min
The Sea Barnacle ShowThe Sea Barnacle Show Presents: A Ripli TalkHere it is: the inaugural edition of Ripli (with an "I")'s Ripli Talk! This time he will be discussing some ideas from his thesis on crystals and all their properties. Enjoy!2020-09-0812 minBarnacle BitezTSBT episode 6: The Silence of the SlamsThe guys discuss the lawnmower trimmer, NBA/sports and even talk about replacements for some of the nation's favorite yet problematic staple foods. Buckle up folks, there's fun to be had and surprises to unravel.2020-09-011h 02The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBT episode 6: The Silence of the SlamsThe guys discuss the lawnmower trimmer, NBA/sports and even talk about replacements for some of the nation's favorite yet problematic staple foods. Buckle up folks, there's fun to be had and surprises to unravel.2020-09-011h 02Barnacle BitezTSBS episode 5: Sick Ward Musical: the MovieThe guys discuss schools, some local businesses and give you some ideas for movies to watch with their top ten. Plus, Switzalin has a new segment, I guess. So go ahead, tune in. Tell 'em Todd "Sugar Water" Jameson sent you.2020-08-251h 01The Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 5: Sick Ward Musical: the Movie The guys discuss schools, some local businesses and give you some ideas for movies to watch with their top ten. Plus, Switzalin has a new segment, I guess. So go ahead, tune in. Tell 'em Todd "Sugar Water" Jameson sent you.2020-08-251h 01Barnacle BitezTSBS episode 4: Local Area NetworkThis time around the guys celebrate the return of live music and comedy! Where? Well, you gotta tune in. Also, the NBA playoffs are here. Who do they think is going to win? Tune in. It's crystal clear what to do now. Right, Teddy?2020-08-1851 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 4: Local Area NetworkThis time around the guys celebrate the return of live music and comedy! Where? Well, you gotta tune in. Also, the NBA playoffs are here. Who do they think is going to win? Tune in. It's crystal clear what to do now. Right, Teddy?2020-08-1851 minBarnacle BitezTSBS episode 3: Full SpectrumThe guys cover a whole range of topics this time around. Pate. Technology. Sports. Beirut. The world is up and down, but that won't stop us. Teddy is willing to bet that.2020-08-1148 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 3: Full SpectrumThe guys cover a whole range of topics this time around. Pate. Technology. Sports. Beirut. The world is up and down, but that won't stop us. Teddy is willing to bet that.2020-08-1148 minBarnacle BitezTSBS episode 2: Traveling Gadgets for the StrandedSeems like Teddy bit off more than he could chew today. Luckily, Switzalin and Ripli (with an "i") are here for you. With travel tips. And tech talk. And more run on sentences full of wonder/whimsy. To Pate or not? Probably so.2020-08-0455 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 2: Traveling Gadgets for the StrandedSeems like Teddy bit off more than he could chew today. Luckily, Switzalin and Ripli (with an "i") are here for you. With travel tips. And tech talk. And more run on sentences full of wonder/whimsy. To Pate or not? Probably so. 2020-08-0455 minBarnacle BitezTSBS episode 1: Brain FoodSwitzalin and Ripley(with an "i") discuss how the TABC is impacting some businesses in Houston, Texas with rule changes and opening schools back up during the pandemic. Hold on to your llamas, Teddy!2020-07-2740 minThe Sea Barnacle ShowTSBS episode 1: Brain FoodSwitzalin and Ripley(with an "i") discuss how the TABC is impacting some businesses in Houston, Texas with rule changes and opening schools back up during the pandemic. Hold on to your llamas, Teddy!2020-07-2740 min