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Hey ChumsKevin Is So Rich He Doesn't Know What A S'mores IsAs we anxiously but stoically await the impending Rapture, Sylvie and Alyssa visit some of life's most important questions, like, "should something be called a ketchup if it's made with bananas?", and "is knowing your dog's body fat percentage the true key to happiness?" Ponder those and more, in our collective final moments before the eclipse whisks us away to the next plane of existence. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's...2024-04-1149 min

Hey ChumsThe True Meaning Of Dingle Dangle REVEALEDAs one of life's mysteries (that mystery being "what is Dingle Dangle") is solved, many more are introduced, in this feast of an episode that included fish in a can, chili in a bag, and, perplexingly, low-decibel baubles on the head. We'll discuss which entrepreneurs have the rizz and which are making a real Sophie's choice about their companies' futures. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or...2024-02-2745 min

Hey ChumsRobert Doesn't Know That Women Have BodiesIt's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our favorite lock-related mishaps of all time. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or...2024-02-0444 min

Hey ChumsBarbara Haunts Ski Mountains Searching For Her FriendsIt's a real sundry dump of products this week, as we learn about multiple forms of eyewear and their great possibilities. We also contemplate the many ways that a person can die on a ski mountain, unless you're Barbara, in which case, all you're doing is tracking a route to your missing friends. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on...2024-01-2446 min

Hey ChumsJason Blum Enters A Pumpkin-Shaped Echo ChamberIt's Sharkaween on Sharkmas, as we finally get a glimpse of Jason Blum as a guest Shark. We'll hear his hot takes on haunting at scale, try some delicious Chamoy, and consider the viability of a pumpkin-carving empire (spoiler: there isn't any). Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary...2023-12-2948 min

Hey ChumsRobert and Mark Own… A Pickleball… Team?There's a lot to cover in season 15, episode 4 of the Tank– Barbara's undying love for a franchise, Mark and Robert touting their side hustle minutes before maligning a dogtrepreneur's choice to position her company as a side hustle, and our undying love for a pile of french fries. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lo...2023-12-1259 min

Hey ChumsIn Which Lori Greiner Claims To Be A "Normal Person"Dive back into the tank with us for Season 15, Episode 3 of Shark Tank as we fight an army of bots, ponder the complexity and risk/reward ratio of beef Wellington, and are possibly maybe a little too mean to a pair of children. Also, yeah, we missed episode 2. Sue us! (Don't do that. Please don't do that.) Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each...2023-11-3041 min

Hey ChumsMark And Lori Enter The Food-Shame EconomyDingle dangle, y'all! We're BACK with a new season of sharks, broken dreams, and Lori's nonsensical scribbles. In this week's episode, we're breaking down Season 15, episode 1 of Shark Tank — an episode full of chocolate that's supposed to make us feel good but really makes us feel bad, very expensive (and sensitive) soap, and a cameo from a guest shark known to us simple as "Sprinkles." Fire up your listening devices, grab a piece of leftover Halloween candy, and take a ride to deal city with us! 2023-11-0656 min

Hey ChumsWe + Daymond Are Tucking Til We DieJoin us for the very last episode of Season 14 of Shark Tank (yes, we know it aired in May. Blame Hulu). This week, we're talking crop tops, our inevitable deaths, and a world in which college merch is actually cool. Lori cried, we cried (figuratively), and we'll all see you next season. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back...2023-08-2338 min

Hey ChumsMark Cuban And Lori Trip On Weird BerriesWE'RE BACK!!! Join us to hear about the cavalcade of calamities that has befallen Sylvie and Alyssa so far this summer, and to dive into Season 14, Episode 21 of Shark Tank. This week, it's all about hair care, how much mealtime happiness $6 can buy, and why anyone would be interested in berries that make you hallucinate but not in the good way. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers...2023-08-0942 min

Hey ChumsThe Scandal Of A CenturyWelcome, friends, to a very special edition of Hey Chums. Sometimes, in life, an event SO historical — so monumental — happens, and, well.... that's exactly what happened here. So we're taking a quick swim in the ocean of Vanderpump Rules, and breaking down #Scandoval for everyone from day 1 viewers to people who don't know what a Jax is. Kick back, relax, and remember: to us, you're all Good As Gold. 2023-06-0946 min

Hey ChumsBarbara Corcoran Loves An Austere ToyThis week, we splash down onto Shark Tank Season 14, Episode 20, a no-deal-filled frenzy of honey bars and lunchbox toys. Sylvie and Alyssa discuss the pitfalls of a boring wardrobe, the limited use case for energy bars, and the unfiltered musings of Daymond John, who is our Shark Of The Week for the month of May, possibly beyond. We're on hiatus after this for a few weeks, see ya in the summertime! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy,"...2023-05-1137 min

Hey ChumsGwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t See Dead People… As CustomersWelcome to this week's episode of Hey Chums, where we're diving straight into Season 14, Episode 19 of Shark Tank! Watch as we experience the full cycle of the human life span in this week's products, from powdered breast milk to powdered dead bodies formed into rocks. We also get spicy (literally), snatch our suitcases, and enjoy more of guest shark Gwyneth Paltrow's Gwynisms. As always, shout out to the HC Nation — thanks for all of the shark-filled support! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: gu...2023-04-2845 min

The Truthiest LifeSurviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd (Part 2)In honor of this episode airing a year ago, we decided to replay this for those who missed it! In this second part, we learn about DOS, the sex cult within NXIUM. how it came to be, and the manipulating ways Sylvie got roped in. We learn how she met her husband, and Keith’s “rules” she had to follow, what her family thought, and how it eventually all fell apart. Content warning: Sexual abuse Sylvie Lloyd is now a mother to a beautiful baby girl. From ages 18-32, she was a...2023-04-2136 min

Hey ChumsBurning Down The Tank (Mark Cuban-Style)This week, we're firing up the tank with an episode featuring multiple pyrotechnics, including a Mark Cuban-wielded flamethrower complete with vague death threats thrown toward Kevin O'Leary. We'll also discuss the best dental product to never exist, and why a smoothie vending machine might actually be the last thing you need between meetings. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on...2023-04-2040 min

The Truthiest LifeSurviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd (Part 1)Hi everyone. Lisa here introducing this episode with a personal life update. Thank you for your continued support and understanding that sometimes surrendering over pushing through is the only way out. big hugs! xx, Lisa In this first part of Surviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd, we learn about the “cult” called NXIUM: how Sylvie got involved, her first introduction to Keith, and how her reality was warped by his “teachings”. Sylvie was the first witness to testify against Keith: she shares the humiliating story behind the trial and why she’s stayed away from the med...2023-04-1449 min

Hey ChumsA Million Ways For Robert To Die (On The Slopes)We're breaking down episode 17 of season 14 of Shark Tank! Dive into an extremely alpine-friendly edition with multiple products designed to hit the ski slopes, a delicious (but potentially excessive) ice cream accessory, and an audio product that has Alyssa having flashbacks of a very traumatic roadtrip. As always, shout out to the Hey Chums nation — you keep us from going off on a "tngnt." Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, in...2023-04-1348 min

Hey ChumsHelping New Moms Is Out, Dairy Is In: Watching With A Real VC Analyst!We're back in the tank with an extra-long, extremely special episode, talking to Lindsay Daugherty, investment analyst at a leading consumer venture firm. We'll learn a little bit about what money is before diving into this extremely business-y episode, tackling questions about diaper change needs, dog pounds, and whether we can all go back to eating dairy without public shame. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or...2023-03-3056 min

Hey ChumsLori Loves Bondage Outfits, Hates OilWe're diving in headfirst to Season 14, episode 15 of Shark Tank! This week, some controversial products hit the treacherous waters of The Tank, from a very large toothbrush to a sports utility device so ugly that even Alyssa wouldn't wear it. We also get to see Barbara experience the betrayal of the beauty industry, and question Lori's wardrobe inspiration. Thanks to the Hey Chum Nation for sticking with us through this episode drought — we should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and...2023-03-1737 min

Hey ChumsRobert Herjavec Has Thunder ThighsTake a leisurely dip inside the Hey Chums tank this week as we break down the ONLY EPISODE of Shark Tank currently available on Hulu: Season 14, Episode 14! We fearlessly dive into the murky waters of chub rub, explore an alternate reality where we feel good about paying $14.50 to recycle your own clothing, and debate the use case for "Funk-Off." Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, s...2023-02-2741 min

Hey ChumsHow Many Tongs Is Too Many Tongs?To watch Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank is to endure Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank. Listen as we break down this particularly visceral episode, consider the potential catastrophic dangers of open vats on set, and wax poetic about the sanctity of the humble kitchen tong. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary...2023-02-1038 min

Hey ChumsWhy Is The DoorDash CEO So Attractive?Welcome back to Hey Chums! We're breaking down S14 E11, as we try to not get bitten by mosquitos thanks to Kinfield, get our workouts on with Metric Mate, and soothe our bellies with Wild Wonder. Also, a very warm welcome to Tony Xu, our guest Shark & CEO of Door Dash. Tony, if you're reading this... our relationships with our partners are really not that serious. Give us a ring sometime! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break d...2023-02-0244 min

Hey ChumsThe Episode Where Gwyneth Paltrow Sharks HerselfWE'RE BACK IN THE TANK for the Season 14 Episode 10 episode with GOOP CEO and problematic fave Gwyneth Paltrow! Join us for a slew of products we have no use for, from the "chill cradle" for wine to organic diapers (also, if we ever hear the phrase "diaper blow-out" on this show again, just end our lives. Please). A reminder to follow @HeyChumsPodcast, and "tanks" so much for the support to the entire HC nation! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," R...2023-01-2742 min

Hey ChumsSee You At The JCC, Mark Cuban!!We get a hearty mix of high highs and low lows this week, with a bird-viewing device that assaults your sense of personal space, a single-use version of something called a "sauna suit" that may or may not be made up, and a 17 year-old entrepreneur whom we hope is prepared to take us on as a mentor. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim...2023-01-1949 min

Hey ChumsMark Cuban Throws A Tantrum Over... Air Fresheners?Welcome to the final HC episode of the year, where we break down Season 14 Episode 7 of Shark Tank! Get cheesy with an insanely specialized product from Florida, take a deep breath as Cuban has a breakdown, and remember your loved ones with Legacy Shave. Also, content/jump scare warning: ALYSSA'S LARYNGITIS. Yes, her voice in this episode sounds like that of a curséd thousand-year old crow. Yes, she's feeling better now. Thank you to all our Chums for an amazing 2023 — we'll see ya shortly in the new year! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank...2022-12-3043 min

Hey ChumsSquare Keg, Round A-Hole (Oh Yeah, and Robert)Strap on your flippers and dive into this boozy episode about S14E06 of Shark Tank, where we swim through oceans of high-end wine coolers and bulk margaritas. We also meet the entrepreneur who thinks he's already a Shark, and consider whether a homespun craft can get us excited about the science of banana ripening. Answer: Not really! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with decidedly business un-savvy friends and co-hosts Sylvie and Alyssa (plus guest appearances and noted "tank guy," Ralph). Each week, we break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers...2022-12-2245 min

Hey ChumsA Dog Bed For Humans (But Not Emma Grede)This week, in Season 14 Episode 5 of Shark Tank, Emma Grede is in the tank for an episode cozier (and even more flammable) than a faux-mink cape. We'll examine the troubling relationship between a momtrepreneur and her young daughtertrepreneuer, and talk to a Real British Person about why Americans prefer things that are disgusting. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with decidedly un-business savvy friends & co-hosts, Alyssa and Sylvie (plus guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim...2022-12-0841 min

Hey ChumsAre These The Boring-Est Shark Tank Products Of All Time?Join us for Season 14, Episode 4 of the Tank, where we ask ourselves, "Is this the most snoozeworthy lineup of products ever to grace the silver screen?" We also discuss the moral implications of college service jobs, the viscosity of a nonalcoholic cocktail, and WTF a home air filter is. Also: Is Robert just finding out how much college tuition costs? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each...2022-11-2143 min

Hey ChumsKendra Scott, By Kendra Scott (Of Kendra Scott)Let's get into episode 3 of season 14. Take a dive into the Tank with us as we welcome guest shark Kendra Scott (of #BamaRushTok fame), celebrate Kimchi, argue about sandcastles, and give the Sharks a little astrological analysis. Also: one thing we can all agree on? Shoving your arm into the cavity of a cold pumpkin is one of life's greater joys. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) e...2022-11-1441 min

Hey ChumsThe Episode Where We Discover Robert’s Greatest Fear (Hint: It’s Avian)Breaking down episode 2 of season 14! We're back to our beloved, non-live format. Take a dive in the Tank with us as we explore crocheting for kids, a banana-shaped accessory that's sort of a phone but functionally not really anything, a clever chicken-roasting invention, and a very sweet, hip dopp kit. Also: did you know the New York Blood Bank has a rewards program? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or l...2022-10-1949 min

Hey ChumsWe're (A)LIVE! And, Unfortunately, So Is The Season PremiereWelcome to Season Two of Hey Chums, with Alyssa, Sylvie, and Ralph! We're BACK IN THE TANK for S14E01 and enjoying recording almost as much as we hated watching the season premiere. Listen us wrap our heads around compostable underwear, baby boogers (ugh), and a cute little pizza leftovers savior. Also, "tank guy" Ralph Arend dissects and ranks the Sharks' TikTok presences. PLUS: a special appearance from Wendy & Scott, Alyssa's parents! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We b...2022-10-1747 min

Hey ChumsAn Interview With Actual Business Person, Fashion Entrepreneur Rebecca AllenIt's the off-season! We're kicking off our S14 series with a few special episodes. Today, we're interviewing Rebecca Allen about her already-iconic shoe line, business words, and what it's like to get recruited by THE SHARK TAYNK. Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue...2022-09-0429 min

Hey ChumsKevin Hart Knows Sea Moss... With Special Guest Adam Rose!It's the SEASON FINALE of Hey Chums, with special guest Adam Rose, AKA "Blue Cardigan Guy!" (check him out at @RealAdamRose on all things social). Join us as we (sort of) learn about sea moss, boxing gloves, and more. And strap in for a TOP FIVE tank test from Tank Guy Ralph. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special...2022-06-061h 04

Hey ChumsMr. Wonderful Sits On A Throne Of Sh*tIt's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have dog accessory, and much more. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream i...2022-05-2742 min

Hey ChumsBarbara: A Partner In Business... And In LifeGet off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update, entrepreneurs who describe themselves as "partners in life and business," and more. Plus: Tank Guy Ralph shaves his face, and puts the Beard King to the test. Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do i...2022-05-1736 min

Hey ChumsIn Which Robert Screams Like A Dying AnimalWelcome, welcome, to episode 13 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E21! Gather 'round your airpods as we hear about a delectable Korean BBQ fast casual joint, play a guessing game re: what "Hampton Adams" means, and hear Robert scream like a child/dying animal. Also: Tank Test Guy Ralph reviews a very useful — but ultimately, existentially horrifying — shower drain product. Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! Hey...2022-05-1139 min

Hey ChumsA Great Day For Shelter Cats, A Bad Day For DaymondIt's episode 12 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E20! Tune in to hear Daymond declare war against shelter cats, learn about the Jesus-ification of potty training, and discover who got absolutely ROASTED for trying to back out of a pitch. Plus: Ralph pops in for a Tank Test of epic proportions as he reviews the "ReadeREST." Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! Hey, Chums! Welcome to...2022-04-2736 min

The Truthiest LifeSurviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd (Part 2)In this second part, we learn about DOS, the sex cult within NXIUM. how it came to be, and the manipulating ways Sylvie got roped in. We learn how she met her husband, and Keith’s “rules” she had to follow, what her family thought, and how it eventually all fell apart. Content warning: Sexual abuse Sylvie Lloyd is now a mother to a beautiful baby girl. From ages 18-32, she was a member of NXIUM + DOS, described as “an American cult that engaged in sex trafficking, forced labor and racketeering.” Her brain was molded by...2022-04-2236 min

Hey Chums"I'm Gonna Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is"It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is currently buried under a pile of Legos, but he'll be back next week for a very exciting Tank Test. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We b...2022-04-1937 min

The Truthiest LifeSurviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd (Part 1)In this first part of Surviving a Sex Cult ft. Sylvie Lloyd, we learn about the “cult” called NXIUM: how Sylvie got involved, her first introduction to Keith, and how her reality was warped by his “teachings”. Sylvie was the first witness to testify against Keith: she shares the humiliating story behind the trial and why she’s stayed away from the media since. She also shares why she’s sharing her story with us and has a message for all victims. Content Warning: Sexual Abuse Sylvie Lloyd is now a mother to a beautiful baby...2022-04-1545 min

Hey ChumsChewy Bacon Enthusiasts Belong On A RegistryWelcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all time. Plus: a tough Tank Test from friend Ralph Hashemi Arend! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so...2022-04-1337 min

Hey ChumsMark Cuban Can Palm A BasketballShark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.2022-04-0739 min

Hey ChumsMr. Wonderful Has Never Been To A Public Beach (Also, Tank Test Is Back!)Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.2022-03-2944 min

Hey ChumsBarbara Smells An ArmpitShark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and a questionable comment from Mr. Wonderful. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about L...2022-03-2335 min

Hey ChumsTOGETHER AT LAST! (A Very Special, In-Person Episode)Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, B...2022-03-1532 min

Hey ChumsThere's Literally Failure (Just Look At My Colon)Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.2022-03-0136 min

Hey ChumsLori Greiner Is Very Hungry (Also: Panera, Please Sponsor Us)Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert H...2022-02-2139 min

Hey ChumsMark Cuban Subscribes To JAMAShark Tank episode S13E12: featuring a cure for hiccups, eyebrow-related bullying, and the Sharks pretending to know what "drops" are. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.2022-02-1537 min

Hey ChumsIt Is What It IsShark Tank episode S13E13: featuring the bluest cupcakes to ever grace the Tank, a calming product we can't quite figure out, and an entrepreneur who flies the coop. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec. 2022-02-0833 min

Hey ChumsCapitalism Cosplay with Kevin HartShark Tank episode S13E10: Featuring Kevin Hart, a missed opportunity for a "reinventing the wheel" pun, and Alyssa's exciting upgrade to Hulu premium. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec. We're asking for a 30 minute investment for only a 49% waste of time — fina...2022-02-0131 min

Stylistic Choice: Writing Stories We Love9: Loki - Character Arcs (Part II) (Marvel on Disney+)Hello and welcome back! If you're like me, you, too, have been thinking about the glorious parallels between Loki and Sylvie's characters on the television event of the summer, Marvel's Loki. In this two-part episode, I break down Sylvie and Loki's character arcs on this series, specifically showing how they fit into the classic negative-change fall arc and the classic positive-change hero arc. And, of course, I touch on why this is so important for the story as a whole (spoiler alert: it's because the story's not about Loki!) Take a listen, and I hope you enjoy! L...2022-01-1421 min

Stylistic Choice: Writing Stories We Love8: Loki - Character Arcs (Part I) (Marvel on Disney+)Hello and welcome back! If you're like me, you, too, have been thinking about the glorious parallels between Loki and Sylvie's characters on the television event of the summer, Marvel's Loki. In this two-part episode, I break down Sylvie and Loki's character arcs on this series, specifically showing how they fit into the classic negative-change fall arc and the classic positive-change hero arc. And, of course, I touch on why this is so important for the story as a whole (spoiler alert: it's because the story's not about Loki!) Take a listen, and I hope you enjoy! (Make sure...2022-01-0721 min

Friends of the Force: A Star Wars PodcastGlorious Purpose: A Conversation on Loki (Season One)This week, we're diving back into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with the critically-acclaimed first season of Loki! Brad and Sarah are joined by Alyssa Bradley (@WhimsyDesigns) to discuss Loki's journey of self-forgiveness and self-acceptance, Sylvie's struggle to survive and seek answers, and how the introduction of the multiverse will change the MCU forever. (Full spoilers ahead) Alyssa's Social Media: https://twitter.com/WhimsyDesigns, https://www.instagram.com/miss.lys/ Marvel's 'LOKI' Home Page: https://www.marvel.com/tv-shows/loki/1 Friends of the Force is a Star Wars podcast aimed at finding joy in fa...2021-07-191h 50

The Charlie Ashby NetworkPonderVision: Loki - The Variant/Lamentis 1 (With Special Guest: Alyssa Bradley)Join Charlie, Ash & Special Guest: Alyssa Bradley as they discuss Episode 2 & 3 of Marvel Studios' 'Loki' called 'The Variant' & 'Lamentis 1.This week's topics on PonderVision include:• Sylvie & The Character Combination of Lady Loki/Enchantress• The exploration of what makes Loki, well...Loki• Selfcest?!Want to hear more from Ash?:🐦Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshJeffys🎙️ Podcast: https://roguepodron.com/Don't forget you can check out more of our special guest by finding them here:Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhimsyDesignsWebsite: https://alyssa...2021-06-301h 08 $America\'s Asses: A Galcast$ America's Asses: A GalcastLoki S1 E2 - The Variant (Holding Out for a Hero) - AAGC023I need a hero! Is that hero going to be “our” Loki or Lady Loki? Or is it Sylvie Lushton? We don’t know yet but we sure can speculate. This latest episode has all three ladies in a tizzy over fan theories and tid bits. Jamie covers the second episode of Loki while Nikki and Alyssa provides some pretty far out theories. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/ Youtube 2021-06-231h 26

Calling CardsThe Art of the SwoonLydia & Tay discuss episode 3 of Netflix’s Bridgerton, “The Art of the Swoon.”The female gaze is here to stay! Daphne meets a prince and we take a firm stand against drinking milk straight from the jug, trudging endlessly through puddles, and stealing roses from vases... and a firm stand in favor of Simon in general. Swooning gets a closer look, as does Simon’s spoon moment and how the episode functions as an adaptation.Next week, we take on episode 4, “An Affair of Honor.”What we’re watching & reading:“Sylvie’s Lov...2021-01-122h 04