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The Shitty Movie PodcastLake Placid**SPOILER ALERT**
Welcome to rural Maine! Don’t you hate how everyone here is bigoted against museums and never makes a move?
Join us this week for a tale about a big ol’ croc and a woman who cannot stop being pelted with severed heads. It’s Lake Placid!
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Be s...2022-10-111h 31The Shitty Movie PodcastBonus: The Family From HellWell, I know you were hankering for a dose of crocodile mayhem with the upcoming episode about Lake Placid but it's going to have to wait.
Sweet T finally got Covid and in his time off uncovered this forgotten gem. Will any of you care? We think so.
Take a little taste of the country blump life and the antics to come with this pilot episode of The Family From Hell.
We'll be back to scheduled programming next week. Bless.2022-09-201h 39The Shitty Movie PodcastFinal Destination**SPOILER ALERT**
I had a premonition that this episode would be released…and that none of us would make it out alive.
We’re back beesh, and we’re bringing you a giant helping of early 2000’s goodness with the CLASSIC film Final Destination.
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Go Go Gadget Boredom!
We’re back and dipping our toes back into children’s programming for what is probably our most incoherent episode ever! Join us for the absolute mess that is: Inspector Gadget
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It’s time to finish what we started!
We’re back this week to tie up a giant, flashback, loose end! Join us for a final dive into the mainline Saw series with Saw: The Final Chapter (a.k.a. Saw 3D (a.k.a Saw VII))
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DM us about the ways you have lied for publicity, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and hono...2022-08-091h 16The Shitty Movie PodcastOld**SPOILER ALERT**
Geeb, we’ve been gone so long I can feel it in my wrinkled old bones
We are finally back with a brand spanking new episode…but the episode is actually Old.
Join us for the latest testament to M. Night Shyamalan’s ever waning talent.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastTexas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)**SPOILER ALERT**
Do you hear that sound? The echoes of chainsaws and unresolved old lady grudges…we must be in Texas.
We’re back in Harlow for a night of social media and madness with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Is it really as bad as they say? Come find out.
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We aren’t just welcoming you back to the podcast this week. We are welcoming you back to semi familiar ground!
We’re here and we are heading back into big ol’ zomb territory with Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City
JOIN US!
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It’s John Kramer.
It’s Jill Tuck.
It’s Detective freaking stupid Hoffman.
We are back with Saw VI.
Help.
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DM us the reason your insurance application got denied, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request.
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Just when you thought the series of episodes on this subject matter were dead and buried…here we come again.
We are finally tying up the loose end that is Pet Sematary (2019) whether you like it or not. We certainly did not.
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We are both living out a lie!
Sorry that all of you have to find out this way…but we are actually both repo men and we sing everything we say.
Join us this week for an episode about the very questionable “cult classic” Repo! The Genetic Opera
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DM us with which organ you’re making payments on, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will rep...2021-12-2953 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastSaw V**SPOILER ALERT**
Geebus Crisp. We have been slacking lately. It’s almost like we have been too trapped by our own personal lives to keep up…what better time to hear the squeaky wheels of a tricycle than right now? Right at XXXmas?
We’re back. Saw’s back. Happy holidays.
It’s Saw V!
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We are so sick of looking through our photo albums and seeing how much our butts poked out of our clothes at age 16. Like…that’s not how it really is when you’re a teenager? Right?
Wrong. Here comes The Kissing Booth.
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It’s basically Halloween.
So there is only one obvious choice for what to release for this week’s episode.
Halloween…a.k.a. Rob Zombie’s Halloween.
Join us for a deep dive into a much maligned remake of a horror classic.
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So, we lied about Halloween…there must have been something in the back of our heads influencing our decision making…
We’re back with a brand new episode centered around our favorite director’s brand spanking new movie.
It’s Malignant…and it certainly feels like some sort of harmful growth.
Join us for the madness.
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DM us with with your parasitic twin’s name, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anyth...2021-10-1956 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastSaw IVOh my freaking god, we are back and we are ready to play even more games!
Jigsaw is dead but that hasn’t stopped him from returning to haunt Big C and Sweet T in this episode all about Saw IV. Join us.
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Be su...2021-10-131h 08The Shitty Movie PodcastYear OneIt’s been a struggle to get the podcast back on a weekly schedule, but for the time being here is another special request episode. We’re taking you all the way back to biblical times for the least fun you can have in front of a television.
It’s Year One and hopefully after this it is forgotten in history.
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DM us tyour favorite bible verse, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We wil...2021-09-2556 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastSaw IIIWe’re back! You never know when we are going to leave you hanging, but the only thing left hanging this week is a bunch of juicy hog bodies! We are in the slaughter house drowning in pig juice with the latest installment in our Jigsaw series.
It’s Saw III and it is surprisingly gross. Join us.
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DM us twith the blueprint of your favorite trap, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We w...2021-09-071h 05The Shitty Movie PodcastWild ThingsGuys, we have just been ITCHING to take our tops off and get dowsed in champagne. Wanna join?
We are back and this week we are freaking tuh-rashy. We have boobs, sex, murder and so. Many. Twists.
It’s been a long time coming and it is finally here per listener request. Get ready for Wild Things.
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DM us the next twist or turn in your sleazy criminal plot, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor yo...2021-08-241h 01The Shitty Movie PodcastSaw IIWhat is scarier than an encounter with Jigsaw? A second encounter with Jigsaw…no it’s actually true this time.
We’re back with the long awaited continuation of our Saw series with Saw II and just because it’s an improvement on it’s predecessor doesn’t mean it is in danger of becoming a classic. Join us. We want to play a big ol’ game.
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DM us the plans for your latest torture device, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoe...2021-08-171h 02The Shitty Movie PodcastCool WorldHonestly…there are no words and no puns for what is about to happen to you.
We watched Cool World.
We are so so sorry.
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DM us with how this film hurt you, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request.
Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Mo...2021-08-031h 03The Shitty Movie Podcast17 MiraclesIt’s that time of year here in Utah! July 24th, aka Pioneer Day, is upon us and you know exactly what that means: More. Mormon. Movies.
Join us as we traverse the frozen hell of the unsettled west with the handcart company in today’s selection, 17 Miracles. It’s preachy, it’s silly…it is definitely fit for the podcast.
What are you waiting for? You’re going to get left behind and have to pray for a shepherd's pie!
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DM us with the LDS...2021-07-231h 35The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do ItThings have been spooky around Green River and The Land of Enchantment lately…it’s almost like we’ve been…CURSED!
We are back and spookier than ever. Join us for the return of The Conjuring series with The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.
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Join us this week as we go for a ‘wander’ through Indiana with pretentious teens with horrendous names.
Our movie today is All The Bright Places and we are here to be your bright place.
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We’re back in the bible belt for a sequel that has arguably more Jesus than ghosts and definitely a lot more London. It’s The Conjuring 2 and it is chalk full of old men and shark toothed nuns.
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DM us with how many crucifixes you hang on your wall, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor...2021-06-291h 35The Shitty Movie PodcastAntichrist (with special guests Grey Roswell and Nikki Fuentes)I know you guys are out there just worried sick about Big C still being absent from the podcast, but rest easy because Nikki and Grey are back to fill in for a movie that is hopefully not what is happening on Cassi and Drew’s honeymoon in Alaska. Things are getting dark, they are getting spooky and they are getting all kinds of wrong.
It’s the one and only Antichrist, so snuggle up to your SO…your worst nightmare starts now.
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While Cassi is off getting married we have a special guest host for this weeks episode. It’s our cousin, Nikki Fuentes and you know what? When we get together we’re bad…but only as bad as we wanna be.
It’s time for Catwoman!
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DM us pics of your favorite leather outfit, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie req...2021-06-052h 19The Shitty Movie PodcastA Walk To RememberHere at The Shitty Movie Podcast we’ve been needing some spiritual nourishment in the wake of everything going on in the world. But we aren’t going to god, we’re going to the next best thing: Mandy Moore.
We’re here with Nicholas Sparks for a by the books melodrama that has everything a teenage girl could ever want. It’s A Walk To Remember and it has checked our life ambition of witnessing a miracle.
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Share us with yo...2021-05-291h 38The Shitty Movie PodcastResident Evil: The Final ChapterIt's the end of an era. The sixth time is the charm when it comes to our journey with Alice and her gang of friends.
It's Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and it is every bit as satisfying as expected. Get on in here for the final delivery of "my name is Alice," as you cheer in your living room.
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C...2021-05-221h 12The Shitty Movie PodcastGhost RiderWe have both had a splitting headache for days…it feels like our skulls are on fire!
Welcome back to Nicolas Cage Town with our episode this week. There are CGI flames. There are demons. There is western music and skeleton choppers/guns.
It’s Ghost Rider! Come on in so we can make you feel the pain of the innocent!
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DM us the contract for your...2021-05-141h 20The Shitty Movie PodcastResident Evil: RetributionGuess who's back? Back again?
It's Alice! She's got her Umbrella brand jumpsuit and matching sky-high wedges, and she is ready to flip, shoot, and kick her way back into our hearts. We have other appearances here too! Familiar videogame faces like Ada Wong, Leon S. Kennedy and Barry Burton have all come together to disappoint everyone.
Grab your popcorn and kick up those feet. It's time for Resident Evil: Retribution.
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Click the link to find out how yo...2021-05-071h 09
The Shitty Movie PodcastThe ConjuringWelcome to our very first fan suggested episode! You know who you are and we thank you for the suggestion. Because of this it is also our very first episode revolving around a certified fresh film. What could have possessed them to suggest that!? It’s The Conjuring and it starts right stupid stinking now.
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We’re back in the fight against Umbrella with Resident Evil: Afterlife. There is rough dialog, nonsensical plot choices and slow-motion galore! Come on in and get a wad of quarters to the head!
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We’ll hit you right on back!2021-04-201h 24The Shitty Movie PodcastThirteen Ghosts (Thir13en Ghosts)A day late, but we were busy trapping our latest episode behind a big ol’ list of containment spells.
We’re back, and boy do we have a treat for you. Not only is this episode filled to the brim with ghosts and rough writing, it also contains probably the most unfocused discussion we’ve ever recorded.
It’ll be like a spooky sleepover! Thirteen Ghosts (or Thir13en Ghosts, if you’re nasty) starts right freaking now.
Don’t forget to like, subscribe, rate and review. Doesn’t cost you a penny and it will re...2021-04-141h 31The Shitty Movie PodcastResident Evil: ExtinctionThe world is a barren wasteland, ravaged by mankind’s obsession with gaining knowledge and power, and the only person who can save it wears a hot-pants onesie and carries dual blades.
Alice is back again, but this time she’s headed for MFing Vegas!
Join Sweet T and Big C as we venture into a world of crows, clones and post apocalyptic nicotine addiction with Resident Evil: Extinction.
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Shoot us a messag...2021-04-061h 21The Shitty Movie PodcastResident Evil: ApocalypseOur names are Cassi and Tadd...and we remember everything.
Welcome back to Raccoon City guys! We’re so glad you came to bear witness to its destruction and the destruction of most things that made the video game so cool.
It’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse and we would be lying if we said we aren’t a little excited.
Put on your mesh tank top and light a big ol’ cigarette, cuz it’s time to kill some zombies.
Don’t forget to like, rate, review and subscribe. It helps us to spread...2021-03-231h 26The Shitty Movie PodcastMortal Kombat (1995)We’re back a week late! We would say we are sorry but how do you know we weren’t at a tournament fighting for the fate of mankind?
Kome on in and join us for our episode on Mortal Kombat.
It’s got Sonya, it’s got Johnny and it’s got Liu. It’s got all the great special effects you remember and an even better soundtrack.
Test your might, it has begun!
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It really does help us. So if you want...2021-03-161h 26The Shitty Movie PodcastAnacondaApologies for the late podcast post…I was all tied up.
Join us for a brand new slithery slippery episode where we beat the chilly winter weather again and head into the amazon rainforest. It’s J-Lo. It’s Ice Cube. It’s freaking Anaconda.
You’ll love it so much that you’ll need to puke it up and watch it all over again!
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Force us into...2021-03-031h 12The Shitty Movie PodcastResident EvilForget Jill Valentine! Forget Chris Redfield! Forget basically everything that made the videogames a series so beloved among survival horror fans, because Alice is here and she is ready to spin kick off of the walls and straight into our hearts.
It’s Resident Evil, and it is time to let go of what you wanted this film to be and just satisfy your need to feed.
Join us in The Hive before it’s too late!
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...2021-02-231h 03The Shitty Movie PodcastDarkness FallsOh my god! The lights are all out and we can’t sleep because Matilda will not. Stop. Screaming.
We’re back again and this time we are taking you to the east coast for some quality time with the Tooth Fairy. You guessed it! It’s Darkness Falls and you are going to wish she wore muzzle instead of a porcelain mask.
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We made a special offer in the epis...2021-02-161h 10The Shitty Movie PodcastThe BoyGeez Louise, ever since we watched today’s movie I’ve been jumping at every creak my wall makes, wondering if an ultra-ripped man child is in there just waiting to bust free.
We’re back and we are taking you all the way to England for a trip to the countryside. This one has it all. We’ve got a manor, we’ve got a semi-attractive grocery man, we’ve got a spooky mysterious family history…and a…really good twist…ending…
It’s The Boy. And it is not very scary.
Join us!
Don’t...2021-02-091h 05The Shitty Movie PodcastIf I Stay (with special guest Grey Roswell)Guys, welcome back! Today is a doozy.
We have Grey Roswell back in the ol’ studio to revisit a film we watched together long ago in theaters. It has definitely not lost what little magic it has.
We have truly strange CGI! We have emotionally abusive high school relationships! We have an entire family dying, but who cares about that because we have a rocker boyfriend.
If I who? If I hey? Join for a trip into the bizarre world of If I Stay.
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Do us a solid for this one…it was rough.2021-02-021h 23The Shitty Movie PodcastJack and JillIt’s finally happened. We have finally ventured to a place few wish to go.
Our first Adam Sandler movie is here and as far as shitty goes it did not disappoint.
Join Tadd and Cassi as they view and examine a sibling relationship so much like their own it is almost scary…just kidding. It’s Jack and Jill and it is just absolutely terrible.
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Share with someone you love…or someone you don’t like at all.2021-01-2656 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastMommie DearestAre you not...one of our FANS!? Get in here for the mother of all shitty movies as we finally give Mommie Dearest its due. There is a reason this is seen as one of the most famous ‘bad’ movies ever made. It’s perfection. Don’t forget to like, share, subscribe, rate and review on your favorite platform. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod and shoot us a message!2021-01-1959 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastThe Green InfernoFinally freed of Xmas movie obligation we are back to doing what we do best: reviewing very gory, poorly acted, horror movies.
We’re getting out of the snow and heading straight for the Amazon rainforest for activism, celebration, and a little bit of cannibalism.
A spiritual successor to the cult 70s classic, Cannibal Holocaust, it has everything you need to shake those remaining COVID-19 holiday blues.
Come sink your teeth into The Green Inferno!
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Send us a message about how much Jonah you’ve eat...2021-01-1250 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastNora's Christmas Gift (with special guest Aaron Mitchell)What says The Shitty Movie Podcast in January like another...Christmas...movie? And for those confused about the ending, this was meant to be posted before Hillbilly Elegy. But Cassi ruined everything.
Our lost holiday episode is here and it's even got a special guest attached! Join us as we watch Madeline berate and manipulate her blind, widowed, best friend Nora into going places she doesn't want to go, doing things she doesn't want to do and feeling things she doesn't want to feel.
Grief? Pfft! Who has the time?
It's Nora's Christmas Gift and it's ready for you now!
R...2021-01-0559 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastHillbilly ElegyWelcome back from the holidays, buds.
We’re taking you straight from ice and snow to the muggy hill country of Kentucky and the rough and tumble streets of Middletown, Ohio.
It's time for Hillbilly Elegy!
Lots of talk about how unfairly judged this movie is by critics, so let’s pick it apart and see for ourselves if it actually does have any redeeming features or if it is, in fact, just another shitty movie.
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...2020-12-291h 06The Shitty Movie PodcastSilent Night, Deadly Night Part 2It's the most wonderful time of the year! The holidays are upon us and whether you associate Christmas with Jesus or just ravenous consumerism, I bet you don't associate it with boobs and being murdered.
Our Xmas celebration begins with Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, a movie so jam packed with flashbacks that you don't even need to see Part 1!
Join us as we sift through the dark and tragic brain of Ricky and his brother Billy and get PUNISHED for being NAUGHTY.
Like, subscribe, rate and review. Please. It really helps to g...2020-12-221h 03The Shitty Movie PodcastBlumhouse's Fantasy IslandIt's finally here! It was a struggle, but we finally wished upon the moonstone and our wildest fantasy came true!
Our episode talking about Blumhouse's Fantasy Island is done and out in the world and only 4 days late.
Get in there and hear all about the great things Blumhouse is going to Blumhouse about Blumhouse Blumhouse.
Blumhouse.
This movie was made by Blumhouse.
Like and subscribe! Rate and review! Give your own little 50 minute window of escape into our howling mouths a little love.
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It's the age old story: A lonely mormon woman has a stupid dream about vampires and next thing you know the entire world is called upon to suffer for decades.
Welcome back! We're here with everyones favorite actress Kristen Stewart for everyones favorite Kristen Stewart movie! Twilight. It's long, it's boring and there is so much...laying next to each other in a bed...and doing nothing...
Join Tadd, Cassi and Robert Pattinson for the first in a film series that will haunt him the rest of his life.
Like, Follow and Subscribe. And don't forget to share us! Th...2020-12-021h 17The Shitty Movie PodcastEnoughHow much abuse will J-Lo take before she's had enough? You're about to find out when we travel back to 2002 and watch her have enough...in Enough.
Join your favorite podcasters, Sweet T and Cassi Pig-In-A-Wig Mecham, for an all new episode about the very over-the-top wrong side of love.
Make sure to like/rate/review so our annoying voices can wiggle into new earholes.
Hit us up on Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod to let us know how much you are OBSESSED with Enough, even 18 years after its release.2020-11-251h 22The Shitty Movie PodcastPet Sematary Two (with special guest Hog Mecham)What's scarier than a cat brought back to life? Well it certainly isn't a dog.
The Hog is finally back for the second installment in the Pet Sematary franchise.
Join Gus, Renee, Zowie and all of your favorites as we journey back to Ludlow for another dose of resurrection!
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Tell your friends. For the love of god.2020-11-181h 11The Shitty Movie PodcastUnplannedDon't think just because a movie covers polarizing subject matter that your friends at the Shitty Movie Podcast won't dive in there for you!
Join us this week as we take our first dip into christian cinema with: Unplanned.
We're going to talk a little about god and abortion...but mostly just how bored we are.
Strap in. It's a doozy.
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(Sorry this is out a day late. That in itself was...unplanned.)2020-11-111h 18The Shitty Movie PodcastWrong TurnEliza Whoshku? It's Eliza Dushku grrrl and she's coming to save us all from the Appalachian Hillbillies in the most meh, beige, movie possible.
It's November and it's election day so we're about to see if our country is going to take the same turn that Chris and Jessie take in: Wrong Turn.
So stay on the straight and narrow with us as we guide you through the green screen forests of West Virginia. We'll get through this together!
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Message us about your own ca...2020-11-0356 minThe Shitty Movie PodcastHouse of Wax (2005)A small town in rural Louisiana? Check.
A masked madman? Check.
Paris Hilton? Check!
We made it to the town of Ambrose in our quest for shitty movies, and although the town looks friendly enough...we're finding the secrets lurking behind every lace curtain and fan belt. Come with us into Trudy's house of wax for some great gore and...great..other...stuff...? It's House of Wax!
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Like and subscribe, leave a review if you're feeling saucy.2020-10-271h 13The Shitty Movie PodcastPet Sematary (1989) (with special guest Hog Mecham)Like someone, or something, buried in the Micmac burial ground, we are back!
Join us for the first episode of season 2 as we pick apart what many now consider to be a classic in the horror genre: Pet Semetery.
Come along to a place where the only thing spookier than the deformed sister in the back bedroom is the leading man's acting.
We're back, resurrected you could say, and ready to get back to it.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastCatsI hope you will all join us for a ball to decide who is a jellicle cat and which one of you gets to be put into a dusty chandelier and floated up into the heavens for absolutely no reason. Join Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Hudson's boogers, and Academy Award Winner Judi Dench for a song and dance where the faces literally can't stay on their bodies.
It's Cats! And it's as bad you you remember!
Welcome to the Musical Bowel Movement.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastMac and Me *LEGENDARY SELECTION*Have you ever thought: Man...I wish E.T. would have shoved McDonalds and Coca Cola down my throat the whole movie? Have you ever thought that a package of Skittles, logo clearly visible, needed to take up the entire screen movie screen?
Well, with this bowel movement's Legendary Selection, you are in luck!
Join us on planet Earth for an adventure that is ouuut of this world.
Mac and Me is here, it's shameless, get used to it.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Shaggy Dog (2006)The only thing better than a dog is a dog accompanied by the constant narration of Tim Allen's voice.
Try to stay interested for 98 minutes as you watch Tim Allen pant, shake off water, run on all fours and do basically anything a dog does while following the barest of plots.
We have one thing to say: Woof.
Don't forget to subscribe and give us a rating wherever you get your podcasts. Tell a friend or two...or three...please, god.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastHannah Montana: The MovieIs there a limo out front? Is that Orlando Bloom?
Come with us into a universe where your hair color defines your very identity, so much so that you have to venture back to Tennessee to rediscover yourself.
If you loved the show you'll love this movie. If you didn't...you'll love our episode and our beautiful voices. Hannah Montana: The Movie starts now.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastScooby DooZoinks! It's time for a new episode already?
Saddle up the Mystery Machine, it's time to head to Spooky Island with the Shitty Movie Podcast gang so we can all get jinky with it.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastBaby GeniusesWelcome to a brand spanking new bowel movement! We've stepped away from horror for the second time to dive straight into a genre the whole family can enjoy. Family Film!
First up in the bowl is a movie that most definitely will have you thinking: Ew...diaper gravy.
Join Cassi, Tadd, Robo-Baby Bunting and the Tarzan Triplets as we speak only in one-liners using our CGI mouths.
Cross your legs and smile, it's Baby Geniuses!
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Wicker Man (2006) *LEGENDARY SELECTION*Join us as we welcome back an old friend.
Nic Cage is here to bring the 2nd horror bowel movement to an end with a big sloppy bang.
Who needs the complex religious themes and creepy atmosphere of the original Wicker Man film when you can watch Nic Cage scream at children and fist fight middle aged peasant women for 90 minutes?
Get a big ol' stein of mead and settle in as we whisk you away to Summer's Isle.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe NunWe've wandered back into the Conjuring Universe for what is hopefully the last time (at least for a while) and stumbled into the PS2 abbey of Valek the Defiler.
Get ready to wander...and jump scare...and wander...and jump scare. As bare bones and similar to every movie that preceded it, The Nun is not only set in a church it actually feels like going to church! So don't forget your plastic bag of honey nut cheerios! Enjoy!
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Ring TwoNot everything is scarier the second time around. We're joined by our old friends Rachel, Aiden and that rascally, no good, spirit Samara on a whirlwind adventure that includes rabid deer, flickering ghostly woods and, of course, lots and lots of water.
Follow us as we try to crawl out of the well of suffering that is The Ring Two.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastCountdown (with special guest Grey Roswell)Wouldn't it be great if they made an app that not only told you when you were going to die, down to the second, but also sent a demon after you if you broke off any plans you made in your day to day life? Well do I have some great news for you.
This week we are joined by special guest, Grey Roswell, as we continue our push through the Horror Bowel Movement with this week's selection: Countdown. Stop on by and we'll tell you when we're gonna die.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastAnnabelleThe only thing scarier than The Conjuring is the first of the many spinoffs that The Conjuring has spun...right?
Get ready to watch the dead eyed stare of a puppet that tries very hard to be scary. Oh...and DEMONS!
We also receive a call from special guest (and even more special sister) Cady Mecham. So join us for one of the snooziest horror movies out there as we bring back the horror bowel movement. ANNABELLE.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Human Centipede *LEGENDARY SELECTION*Just in time for COVID-19 we bring you a Legendary Selection about having your mouth sewn to someone else's asshole. The Human Centipede is here to fill all of your body horror needs without most of that pesky blood and gore.
Put on your surgeon gloves and put that butt in the air because it's time for all of us to get a little closer.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastMartyrsWhen we think about a martyr we usually picture someone like Joan of Arc, burning at the stake.
When we think about Martyrs we can only picture 2 things: yellow mush and having no skin.
Join us as we dive headfirst into the cabinet of secrets and chain ourselves into the poop chair.
You're going to wish you were being burned at the stake after watching Martyrs.
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The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Passion of the ChristWhat better way to introduce yourself (or reaffirm your faith) to christianity than by watching the one and only Jesus of Nazareth be beaten to death for 2 hours straight?
This week we join America's Sweetheart Mel Gibson in the crucifixion zone for The Passion of the Christ!
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The Shitty Movie PodcastSawHello fellow listener...I want to play a game.
This week we find ourselves stuck in a poopy bathroom filled to the brim with flashbacks and rough acting. We've come full circle as we bring James Wan (The Curse of La Llorona), Leigh Wannell (The Bye Bye Man) and Carey Elwes (Ella Enchanted) all into the same episode just for you. Maybe the twist ending is that all of them together makes the movie good? No?
Keep those headphones locked on like a reverse bear trap, it's time to talk about Saw.2020-02-211h 16
The Shitty Movie PodcastA Serbian FilmNecrophilia, pedophilia, rape, murder and horrendous middle-aged haircuts. A Serbian Film has everything you have never wanted to see in a movie.
It goes to the extreme with blood and guts but even more so with boredom and stupidity.
Grab your penis shaped lighter and your shelf full of porn, things are about to get rough.
Welcome to the Controversial Bowel Movement.2020-02-141h 18
The Shitty Movie PodcastLegend *LEGENDARY SELECTION*LEGENDARY EPISODE #2 HAS ARRIVED!!!
We mark the end of our Fantasy Bowel Movement with none other than Ridley Scott's 1985 cult classic: Legend.
Pop some popcorn and settle in for a tale about Darkness, magic, unicorns and Tom Cruise.2020-02-0757 min
The Shitty Movie PodcastBrightImagine an episode of COPS, but instead of shirtless humans being arrested over drugs, orcs and elves are being arrested over magic wands. Doesn't that sound cool?
Yeah...we didn't think so either.
Will Smith is here to show you how much he can swear and just how edgy fantasy can be.2020-01-3154 min
The Shitty Movie PodcastSeason of the WitchAre you the type of person that sees Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman on the cover of a medieval fantasy movie about a witch and feels only excitement? We certainly are.
Get ready to take the 300 soldiers on the right while I take the 300 soldiers on the left because The Season of the Witch starts right now.2020-01-241h 02
The Shitty Movie PodcastEragon (with special guest Drew Kennedy)We offer our sincerest apologies on the jumbled mess you are about to listen to...but when the movie itself is this messy there really isn't any other possible outcome. Right?
Drew Kennedy, of the wrestling podcast Los Ringobernables, joins us today as we try to make heads or dragon tails of Eragon.2020-01-171h 18The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Grudge (2020): The Shitty MinuteWelcome to The Shitty Minute, where we watch shitty movies in theaters so you don't have to.
This weeks selection is The Grudge (2020), which, as it turns out, doesn't belong on this podcast at all.
Enjoy. 2020-01-1515 min
The Shitty Movie PodcastElla EnchantedVisitors!
Do you like magic, elves, fairies and curses? Then you're going to hate this.
Welcome to the land of Frell...which sounds a lot like hell...and feels like it too.
Get ready because the Fantasy Bowel Movement starts now.2020-01-101h 26
The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Bye Bye ManHear that train a chuggin' down the track? If you've said his name then you know that the night train just might be coming for you. Don't think it. Don't say it. I mean...you'll be laughing too hard to do either of those things anyway.
Put on your conductor hat.
All aboard for The Bye Bye Man!2020-01-031h 03
The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Grudge (2004) *LEGENDARY SELECTION*Today marks the 5th episode. Do you know what that means?
LEGENDARY SELECTION!!!
Today's film is one that most of you have probably seen/been terrified by as a child.
When Tadd and Cassi record a podcast in the grip of a legendary shitty movie selection...the boredom festers in the app of your choosing...and touches all who come into contact with it.
Welcome back.2019-12-2759 min
The Shitty Movie PodcastFriend RequestThis week's selection will have you huddling real close to your precious Facebook friend count, praying that never goes down. If your favorite things in the world are social media and witchcraft then you're going to L-O-V-E love Friend Request.2019-12-201h 27
The Shitty Movie PodcastThe Curse of La LloronaThis week we take a deep dive into a film based on legendary Mexican folklore, and all of its clown-white-painted, mustard-nailed, horrors.
We apologize if this movie has happened to you. We feel your pain.2019-12-131h 36
The Shitty Movie Podcast47 Meters Down: UncagedWhat's scarier than a Great White Shark? Probably not an albino, blind, slow moving zombie shark. Today we discuss a shark movie that probably shouldn't exist...or maybe we just wish it didn't. Jump on in. The water is...meh.2019-12-071h 08
The Shitty Movie PodcastTruth Or Dare (2018)We have one question for you...truth or dare?
In today's episode we cover the 2018 film Truth or Dare and all of it's warped faced, snap chat filtered, problems.
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