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The DubcastA-League Women Round 2 wrap & ParaMatildasFollowing a goal-fest in Round 1, the rest of the Dub chaos arrived in Round 2, highlighted by a crazy red card and a pitch invasion by a dog.
Join Poletti, Burke, and Christian Montegan as we talk all things A-League Women.
We are also joined by special guest Taryn Heddo to preview the ParaMatildas IFCPF World Cup campaign which begins on Friday.
2024-11-121h 06
The NPL Victoria PodMultiple seven-goal thrillers | Royals beat Preston | Box Hill GlobetrottersWith Taryn Heddo officially joining the pod as a permanent member, another week of NPLW action is the target of an in-depth review.Both Bulleen and South Melbourne came out on top in seven goal-thrillers, serving up plenty of entertainment in the process.Meanwhile, Essendon Royals claimed another huge scalp, handing Preston their second straight defeat.As Box Hill bolster their team with a series of high-profile signings, the remainder of the NPLW season is set to be must-watch entertainment!Enjoying the show? Keep in touch via our socials!
2024-06-0254 min
The NPL Victoria PodMultiple seven-goal thrillers | Royals beat Preston | Box Hill GlobetrottersWith Taryn Heddo officially joining the pod as a permanent member, another week of NPLW action is the target of an in-depth review.Both Bulleen and South Melbourne came out on top in seven goal-thrillers, serving up plenty of entertainment in the process.Meanwhile, Essendon Royals claimed another huge scalp, handing Preston their second straight defeat.As Box Hill bolster their team with a series of high-profile signings, the remainder of the NPLW season is set to be must-watch entertainment!Enjoying the show? Keep in touch via our socials!
2024-05-3054 min
The NPL Victoria PodBox Hill’s miraculous comeback | Can anyone stop Bulleen? | Bergers’ new era starts with a bangTaryn Heddo joins the pod for another week to dissect another week of NPLW action!Tune in for the lowdown on Box Hill’s incredible comeback against South Melbourne, as well as Bulleen’s seemingly unstoppable run of form.There has been plenty of change on and off the pitch at Heidelberg, whilst FV Emerging are back in the thick of the action.At the other end of the table though, Bentleigh, Calder and Brunswick Juve continue to struggle - but who is most in danger of relegation?Enjoying the show? Keep...
2024-05-2448 min
The NPL Victoria PodTaryn Heddo joins the pod! | Troubles mounting at Calder and Bentleigh | Preston and South Melbourne clashAlarm bells are ringing at Calder and Bentleigh, after both suffered heavy defeats over the weekend.Meanwhile, the potential goal of the season was scored at Box Hill, whilst Bulleen have quietly re-established themselves as the team to beat this season.Special guest Taryn Heddo joins the pod to discuss all the major talking points, plus to look ahead to this midweek’s huge clash between Preston and South MelbourneEnjoying the show? Keep in touch via our socials!➤ Twitter: @NPLVicPod➤ Instagram: @NPLVictoriaPod
2024-05-0853 min
Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodHow far do you run during each game you play?Dutchy, Pete and Cookie discuss at length another round of football. There's a big focus on the World Cup. We are all very distracted by it actually.
2023-08-1249 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodTaking on the Persona of your Favourite MatildaDutchy, Em, and Lans talk us through another round of football. We only have one game to discuss as State 2 take on top of the table. We talk a lot about how excited we are that the world cup is happening right now!
2023-07-2745 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodYou Must Choose One Fan ClubTaryn, Dutchy, Candles and Junior share their thoughts on another round of football. The State 3 game was full of drama. Another player gains a fan club.
2023-07-2547 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodTheir Playlist is Better Than OursTaryn, Dutchy, Heather and Ella talk through another week of action. Heather has the opportunity to tell us why we should support USA in the upcoming world cup. We discuss the ethics of music being played prior to the match.
2023-07-241h 01Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodNo, Not Remy!Taryn, Dutchy, Claudia and Scarlett discuss another double home game. What is Candles name? An opposition coach messages the Instagram.
2023-06-2851 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodThat's Just Cyber Security, People!Taryn, Dutchy, Ruby and Grace take us through another round of action as we mark the season half done. We discuss the Matildas provisional World Cup squad via a series of trivia questions. Ruby emphasises the need for cyber security.
2023-06-2053 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodThat's Just Cyber Security, People!Taryn, Dutchy, Ruby and Grace go through another round of results as we hit the halfway mark of the season. We discuss the World Cup squad via elaborate trivia questions. Ruby makes it very clear that cyber security is important.
2023-06-2055 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodElaborate Scouting NetworksTaryn, Dutchy and Keely talk about another round of results. Lots of people fell over this week. Taryn has been extensively scouting.
2023-06-131h 00Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodInternational OppositionDutchy, Anna and Chloe take us through another round of action. State 3 takes on a national team. We discover Christine Sinclair really is the GOAT, and there are a hell of a lot of coaches in the group chat.
2023-06-1343 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodIf I Speak...Taryn, Dutchy, Chloe and Rocket take us through another round of action. It was very cold. Taryn forgets basic knowledge relevant to her professional career. Chloe ponders how she would celebrate a game winning goal.
2023-06-091h 06Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodI Do Not Consent!Taryn, Dutchy, Dani and Em take us through two back to back home games. We discuss how to keep dogs off pitches. Digressions include the career of England international Nikita Parris, and missing socks.
2023-05-3053 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodScrewdriver?Taryn, Dutchy, Sam and Jade discuss Round 3 results, screwdrivers, and Messi's goals. Detours include Soccertoos and Instagram.
2023-05-0946 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodWhiplashTaryn, Dutchy, Kirstin, CC and Maria take us through the second round of the season. Distractions include TikTok, audacity, and Kirstin's mastery of the quiz.
2023-05-0253 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodSIX on the bench?Taryn, Dutchy, Milo, Alana, and special guest Angela from Melbourne Uni talk us through the first round of the season. Tangents include discussion about Scorpios, World Cup fun facts, and newly minted competition rules.
2023-04-2551 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodWe're Back!Taryn and Dutchy are back as we introduce Yarra Jets Pod season 2023. We introduce new segments, a new format, and new coaches. The shenanigans are still yet to begin.
2023-04-1824 min
The National CurriculumLaw and Order: A-Liga Intent | February 26 2023In the A-Liga justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The PFA who investigate crime and the Independent Judiciary Committees who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DUNWhen the week is highlighted by claims that a coach punched one of their players and the PFA are investigating, you know it's a weird one. Stoll and Joey are joined by TNC's man in West Australia Ben Smith to discuss the allegations that were levelled against Perth Glory coach Ruben Zadkovich last week, as well as his suggestion that someone...
2023-02-281h 43The National CurriculumPutting TNC in its Best Position | 20 February 2023Riding a six-game winning streak, the vibes are good around the Matildas. Surely nothing to complain about, right? Don't worry; Joey Lynch, Nick Stoll, Josh Parish and special guest Taryn Heddo found some stuff to gripe about.Then after subbing out Taryn for Nick D'Urbano, the pod breaks down the latest iteration of the Melb Derby (are the Vuck back?), Warren Moon's ouster from Brisbane Roar, the A-Liga Belt, the barmy 4-4 draw between Adelaide and Western Sydney Wanderers, and answer your questions. All that and more, including the pod's attempts to salvage some respectability...
2023-02-201h 30The National CurriculumMessi, Socceroos, Arnie extension or thanks and success?(0:20) Australia 1 Argentina 2 - Nick D'Urbano, Nick Stoll, Teo Pellizzeri, Lachie Flanagan and Damir Kulas discuss the Socceroos' Round of 16 match, including who played well and who didn't. (25:40) Billionaire Vince Rugari and ESPN's Joey Lynch join the pod to discuss the bigger picture, what happens next for Graham Arnold and what was the feeling inside the stadium and inside the camp on the historic night for Australian football. (1:02:45) Future PM Josh Parish joins from Canberra to share his thoughts on how Australian football capitalises on this incredible 10 days. (1:43:33...
2022-12-052h 32The National CurriculumA-League Women Season Preview | ft. Teo Pellizzeri, Taryn Heddo & Pokuah FrimpongJosh Parish is joined by no fewer than THREE commentators - #DUBZONE's lead caller Teo Pellizzeri and new recruits Taryn Heddo & Pokuah Frimpong - to preview the new season of the A-League Women. Oh, and Nick D'Urbano is on too.Every team is covered in detail, in alphabetical order:
Adelaide United (00:06:56)
Brisbane Roar (00:18:34)
Canberra United (00:27:06)
Melbourne City (00:36:24)
Melbourne Victory (00:49:08)
Newcastle Jets (00:59:33)
Perth Glory (01:04:13)
Sydney FC (01:16:26)
Wellington Phoenix (01:25:06)
Western Sydney Wanderers (01:32:46)
Western United (01:39:52)
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2022-11-172h 04The National CurriculumSydney derby, Matildas, Socceroos World Cup squad, Volpato, Arnie's good weekendWas this one of the all-time great A-League rounds? Are the Matildas contenders? Should Mitch Langerak have been included in the World Cup squad? Should the door be shut on Christian Volpato? All that and more discussed by Nick D'Urbano, Teo Pellizzeri, Lachie Flanagan and Nick Stoll. 10-man Mariners lose in the last minute to Macarthur despite Garang Kuol's brilliance (2:50). Western United come back from the brink to beat Wellington 3-2. (20:40) The Sydney derby: the atmosphere, Ninkovic, Yengi and Corica out? (30:00)
2022-11-142h 26The National CurriculumCap the Tree-Climbing Fish!In a bumper episode (even by TNC standards), Josh Parish, Teo Pellizzeri, Joey Lynch and Nick D'Urbano break down Round 2 of the A-League Men season, with the Socceroos prospects of Daniel Arzani, Marco Tilio and Jason Cummings high on the agenda. Plus, Taryn Heddo joins us to reflect on the Matildas' 3-1 win over Denmark and preview the Women's World Cup draw.(00:03:15) - The Cumdog and The Waine Train steal the show in a thoroughly entertaining 2-2 draw between Wellington and Central Coast.(00:18:44) - Arzani hype heads into overdrive in the wake...
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Minimum BaselineEp 2: You Better Work, B!tchThis week, Stacey almost ends up on Bondi Rescue & Taryn weeps at laundry powder commercials.
Plus, we tell Hilary Clinton to go f*ck herself and also say mean things about Margaret Thatcher. We're balanced!
Hosted by Stacey Ellis Fisher & Taryn Heddo.
2022-10-1232 min
Minimum BaselineEp 2: You Better Work, B!tchThis week, Stacey almost ends up on Bondi Rescue & Taryn weeps at laundry powder commercials.
Plus, we tell Hilary Clinton to go f*ck herself and also say mean things about Margaret Thatcher. We're balanced!
Hosted by Stacey Ellis Fisher & Taryn Heddo.
2022-10-1232 minThe National CurriculumHere's looking at you, A-Liga | 9 October 2022The A-League Men is back! Of all the football leagues, in all the towns, in all the world, the A-Liga Blokes walks into mine…Joey, Stoll, and D'Urbano break down every game of the opening week of the Australian men's top flight, starting with Melbourne City's 2-1 over Western United (8:33). That's followed by Brisbane Roar and Macarthur FC's 0-0 draw (25:54), Central Coast and Newcastle's washout (38:37), and Melbourne Victory's come-from-behind win over Sydney (43:28) as well as the unsavoury bottle-throwing incident (57:08).Having commentated all three games, Josh then jumps on to discuss the Joeys' successful qualification for th...
2022-10-092h 16The National CurriculumCanada Calamities, Cupsets, and Channel Reshuffles - Oh My! | 12 September 2022There's been soaring highs and crushing lows in the past week of Australian football, and who better to break it down than Joey Lynch, Josh Parish, Taryn Heddo, and Nick D'Urbano? Nobody, that's who.It was another day, another defeat for the Matildas against Canada on Tuesday evening and the vibes were definitely not good. What went wrong? How does it get fixed? Can it be fixed? Should Tony Gustavsson stay? Would Football Australia even be able to move him on? The TNC crew looks at it from all angles as they break it down....
2022-09-132h 13Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodFinaleTaryn, Dutchy and Paul take us through State 2's last game of the season against Melbourne Uni. Trivia is finally decided. Paul has some criticism's of Dutchy's scouting.
2022-08-311h 07Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodPark the Bus!Taryn, Dutchy and Maria talk through a nail biting win in our second last game. Lots of people in history have had yellow cards (and red cards!). We have another dog handling hero.
2022-08-231h 00Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodIs It Over Yet?Taryn, Dutchy and Peta discuss birds, the ethics of eating leftover sausage rolls, and skipping training. We love football, but round 17 is beginning to stretch the relationship a bit.
2022-08-1759 minThe National CurriculumTNC Visits the Altona Nudist Beach | 14 August 2022It's a bumper edition of TNC, with Joey, D'Urbano, Teo, and Josh joined by Taryn Heddo to discuss a big week in Australian football. The Young Matildas got a win over Costa Rica at the U20 Women's World Cup but then got handily defeated by Brazil. What did we learn? Why are all the players from NPLW NSW? Do we have the cattle? (yes). Sam Kerr is nominated for the Ballon d'Or for the fourth time, can she overcome the anti-English football politics of the award to win it? (maybe). Then, Taryn jumps off as...
2022-08-142h 28Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodCookie Needs a Nose JobTaryn, Dutchy and T discuss two losses, absent MPs, and free food. Dutchy knows a lot of English players. T is Canadian. Are there any plastic surgeons in Templestowe?
2022-08-021h 09Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodWait, What Are The Rules?Taryn, CC and Lans discuss the latest on field action, including the latest bird sightings. Why do kids these days not know the rules? Plus, an assistant referee falls over.
2022-07-2652 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodMaccas VouchersTaryn, Dutchy and Em discuss an action packed week both on and off the pitch. Taryn muses that we should bring back Maccas vouchers. Dutchy reveals her dodgy side. Em hates dogs.
2022-07-191h 05Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodNo Sub SundayDutchy, Nia and Alex (and occasionally Taryn) discuss the usual on field antics. When is it acceptable to leave training to go to the pub? Also, all of our players are gone.
2022-07-1250 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodChoc Mint is an IckTaryn, Dutchy and Sam take us through another round involving lots of joy and lots of injuries. We discuss the virtue of various Australian foods, and icks on dating profiles. Dutchy has to leave for a hair appointment.
2022-07-0855 minThe National CurriculumNow is the Milos of our discontent | Ninkovic, Matildas, ALW expansionIt's officially official! Milos Ninkovic is a Western Sydney Wanderer! Is this the biggest betrayal in A-Liga history? What sort of sugar hit does this give the league? What does this actual mean from a footballing perspective? Nick Stoll, Nick D'Urbano, and Joey Lynch are hear to break it down. Then, they're joined by Taryn Heddo to break down the Matildas recent friendlies. In the end, can we take anything from the games against Spain and Portugal? Is Tony Gustavsson doing a good job? Should we stick with him heading into the 2023 World Cup? T...
2022-07-042h 12Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodThe Bird is the WordTaryn, Gerty and Candles learn what it is like to be FM'd in real life, and discuss the joys of colourful birds. We learn about professional roller skating. Dutchy prepares us for our second double home game of the season next week.
2022-06-2846 minThe National CurriculumWe've made our bed - but should we sleep in it? | 26 June 2022The TNC crew - Josh, Joey, Stoll & D'Urbano - are joined by Taryn Heddo to try and find sense or logic in the Matildas' 7-0 loss to Spain. Why did Tony Gustavsson select the B team to play the form side in the world? And should this match have been scheduled in the first place?Plus, there's NRI rankings, rating A-League signings, Charlie Austin, and more Mario Balotelli content than you were expecting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-06-272h 15Yarra Jets Senior Women's PodFrenemiesDutchy, Heather and Melbourne Uni's Nic discuss the game on Sunday, trivia night and missing teeth. They ponder the amount of teams in the NWSL and Covid postponements. Heather's moment of the week gets super wholesome.
2022-06-2159 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodThe Shin Pad IncidentTaryn, Dutchy and Rocket talk us through a disappointing weekend on the field but a fun one off it. We go on a history tangent talking about the old NSL. Milo throws a shin pad away.
2022-06-1458 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodDropping Like FliesTaryn and Dutchy discuss a fractious State 2 Dub over Mill Park and the ethics of forfeiting games to get on the beers instead. Heather and Cookie join us from Kevin Bartlett Reserve for some Bend it like Beckham trivia, live commentary, and musings about ever going south of the river.
2022-06-0744 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodWorst Sport in the WorldTaryn, Dutchy and El take us through another round of disappointment. Taryn continues to struggle with geography. Our moments of the week take a wholesome turn. We learn about next week's opponents.
2022-05-3157 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodFronting Up To The PressTaryn, Dutchy and Milo take us through two difficult losses. Taryn revels in her newfound power while we learn an important piece of football history. We also learn about geography in the Americas.
2022-05-2453 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodWon't Somebody Please Think of the ChildrenTaryn, Dutchy and Izzy talk through a successful weekend of football. Are crows a bad omen? We also talk about dogs, interesting comments from referees, and famous technical directors.
2022-05-1756 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodMother's Day Special!Taryn, Dutchy and Brigitte talk us through 2 losses, referees pulled from the crowd, and ambitious long shots. Brig gives us an insight into motherhood while being at the Jetties (and Covid, and quad injuries). We also learn about very specific laws of the game.
2022-05-1058 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodBack to EarthTaryn, Dutchy and Ash take us through some mixed round 2 results. We discuss forgotten kit, mistaken nationalities and fluffy cupcakes. Dutchy's scouting unearths the most diverse club in all of Melbourne.
2022-05-0356 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodDouble Dub SundaysTaryn, Dutchy and Grace take us through Round One action. We learn about famous former Jetties, comment on the quality of toasties, and detail our moments of the week. Dutchy gets her world-class scouting hat on as we preview next week's games, and contemplate pre-season training camps. Taryn has also figured out how to add a theme song!
2022-04-2645 minYarra Jets Senior Women's PodWho Are We?Taryn and Dutchy introduce the teams and the characters behind the Yarra Jets Senior Women. We talk pre=season, introduce our segments and preview round 1 (including some expert scouting)
2022-04-1841 min
The National CurriculumTNC: Fury Road | ft. Phillip Rollo & Taryn Heddo | 10 April 2020Nick Stoll, Josh Parish and Nick D'Urbano are joined by the returning Taryn Heddo and stuff.co.nz journo Phillip Rollo to break down the Matildas' last-gasp win over the NZ Football Ferns (0:11:05).
Phil gives us an insight into the Nix's recent fortunes, and whether their long absence from NZ's shores has had an impact on their popularity and relevance (0:44:24). There's also some All Whites chat (0:57:49) - including if Marco Rojas' recent purple patch will see him recalled to the squad for the playoff against Costa Rica (1:07:30).
Finally, there's our Melbourne Derby review (1:15:12), Steve Corica s...
2022-04-112h 04
The National CurriculumSomebody Once Told Me The A-Liga Is Gonna Roll Me | March 13 2022The people have spoken and, with Josh Parish galivanting around Canberra, they have voted for Nick Stoll to host this week's show. So things predictably spiralled out of control.
This week, Stoll, Ante Jukić, and Joey Lynch get things going with a discussion on the mooted return of the A-Liga Men's All-Stars to take on Futbol Club Barcelona (8:50) before they're joined by very special guests and criminally underrated members of the A-Liga Women's coverage scene Taryn Heddo and Pokuah Frimpong to talk Dub finals. How did Sydney's comeback win over City go down and is Cortnee Vine u...
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