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Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe time has come,' the Walrus said,Indeed, after 178 episodes every single week (except last week) since we started in February of 2019 Tessa and I are saying goodbye to the podcast. Nothing is wrong, we're just feeling that we are ready to move on to other projects and ideas we have. We thought it best to go out doing what we normally do, talking about weird news stories we've found from the last few weeks. I would like to say thank you, if you have ever listened, this has indeed been a work of love for both of us for...2022-07-2538 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueTalking wallsWhat would a conversation be like between you and the walls of your room, if you were in the fifth grade? Well we have the answer, as we once again delve into a notebook Elliot's mother found while cleaning his childhood home. There's also a poem about dreams, as well as an essay about what Elliot did on winter break, that is 100% untrue.2022-06-0523 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueHeads up, we get super liberal this weekYou've been warned. I actually cut most of the hard core stuff Tessa spouted for you snowflakes.2022-05-0837 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMan who paid $2.9m for NFT of first tweet set to lose almost $2.9mTessa also shares the most bizarre item brought to school for show and tell.2022-04-1735 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWe made top 5 listsWe’re back with Michelle, and doing something a bit different this week. Instead of headlines from the news we made top 5 lists. Lists include Michelle’s top 5 break up songs, top 5 things kids have said to Tessa at work, and Elliot’s top five days of the week to give you an idea of who's lists are the best. Also the show I was trying to think of is Legion, great show, worth a watch and it’s only 3 seasons long. This week's podcast art is by our friend Jeff, check out his podcasts Spielber...2022-03-1335 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueStudent has legs amputated after eating leftover noodlesWe also talk about which of our friends would help us cover up a murder, and what Elliot could do in order to seduce Tessa.2022-03-0636 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueKesha, Who Once Had Sex With A Ghost, Will Now Hunt Ghosts For Discovery+You have to listen close, but Tessa's one liners this week are pretty good. We are once again Michelle joins us to go through headlines from the news that made us laugh. Elliot also reads a letter he wrote to Michelle in 2006, and finally Michelle reads of a Tinder profile she's stumbled upon. 2022-02-1344 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMy dad and I pose nude together on OnlyFans — and we make a fortuneOther topics this week include bologna face masks, eating your finger nails, and Tessa telling me I get butt hurt about my dad.2022-02-0638 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueDwayne Johnson Explains Why He Pees in Water Bottles During WorkoutsWhile not quiet to three full years of Tessa and Elliot Argue, we are celebrating 150 episodes this week. Thanks for listening.2022-01-0235 min

Tessa and Elliot ArguePassenger claims woman breastfed cat on-board flightHey this came out on time this week. Thanks for catching it last week Jeff! Also stay after the end song for a post credits thing from Tessa.2021-12-1934 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueLet's Get Deep, the card gameThis week Tessa and Elliot play the card game Let's Get Deep. It's not really a game, and Elliot makes Tessa cry.2021-12-1232 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueDo you know these new age dating terms?We were out of town last week, but we brought our podcasting stuff with us, and decided to record an episode with my cousin Aubree and her husband Cody. A good time was had by all, except Tessa who was chewing on ice cubes for most of the episode.2021-12-0536 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueFans Petition ‘Wicked’ Producers to Not Cast James Corden in Movie AdaptationCome listen to Tessa explain why the Ducktales movie is the reason she's afraid of scorpions. 2021-11-2832 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMan arrested for trying to rob Florida Waffle House with finger gunsBack as usual, tell a friend, thanks for listening, the usual. Check out Hitchcock Chronologically this week (Elliot was on it!) Also The Gaming Nexus Show is coming back, and is totally different, you might like it!2021-11-0742 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueHot Takeswe do some poll results then Tessa gives us some hot takes she's found.2021-07-0439 min

Crossing StreamsThe Mitchells vs. the MachinesMark goes it alone this episode, reviewing the Netflix animated film The Mitchells vs. the Machines. Find Mark on Twitter I Heard You Liked This (@iheardyouliked) / Twitter Find Elliot on Twitter Elliot ~ Tessa and Elliot Argue Podcast (@Elliot_Argues) / Twitter Please subscribe and share!2021-05-1323 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueScientists want to send 6.7 million sperm samples to the moonThank you for listening as always, go to Elliot's Twitter to vote in this week's poll questions at Elliot_Argues 2021-03-2139 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe Newlywed Game, with Rick and CarolineThis week Tessa and I mourn the passing of our cat Dexter, he was truly the best for us. Instead of a regular episode we bring you the newlywed game we played with Tessa's brother Rick and his wife Caroline, enjoy and we'll be back to normal next week, celebrating two years of TEA.2021-02-0735 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueChristmas Extravaganza!This week we go off the rails and have Tessa's brother Rick and his with Caroline join us to talk Christmas. Things get dark quick...2020-12-2054 min

Femme Regard PodcastRaindance: From Underdogs to Royalty with Elliot GroveHosts Tessa Markle and Carolina Alvarez of Femme Regard Productions welcome guest Elliot Grove, founder of Raindance. Grove shares his story, what got him into filmmaking and inspired him to start a film festival. From there, he expanded Raindance into an entire filmmaking school community. Website: http://www.raindance.org Instagram: @Raindancefilmfestival Twitter: @Raindance Facebook: @RaindanceFilmFestLondon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/femme-regard-podcast/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 2020-10-3036 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueEat the RichWe're back to talking about news stories we've found since we last recorded.2020-09-0636 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWho's the A-Hole?We are once again joined by our friend Michelle to play some more Am I the Asshole? from Reddit.2020-08-3041 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAm I the A-Hole?This week we had our friend Michelle on to talk about a couple of am I the a-hole posts from reddit.2020-08-2344 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWoman Renews Driver’s License Receives ID with Photo of Empty ChairListen as we each bring a list of funny news stories we've found from this week.2020-08-1631 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueDynamite in car turns out to be a beef stickwords. I don't know...2020-08-0926 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueTrump’s Doctor Says Sex With Demons Makes You SickShe says a whole lot of other stuff as well, listen to find out more. Thanks for Listening, thanks for reading this... 2020-08-0231 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAfter 75 episodes we finally argue, for realI was going to title the episode How lockdown made men lust after their Amazon Echo, but after 75 episodes I figured it was time to actually argue. Also I did zero editing of the argument so you can choose who is right and who's wrong, and if you ask me, there is a correct answer.2020-07-2634 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWhale blasts ungodly amount of butt ham onto diversAnd that's the pc title in case you were unsure what kind of podcast this is. We also talk about what it would take for Tessa to ok a threesome. Thanks for listening.2020-07-1936 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueNavy to sailors: Please stop buying LSD onlineSuper thicc boi for everyone today, we do ramble a bit at times this week, but I left in most of the funny parts! 2020-07-1241 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueOne in three pilots in Pakistan have fake licensesFun episode this week. Big shout out to my guys Jason and Jeff from the Film Soliloquy Podcast, check them out HERE Other than that, thanks for listening, tell a friend.2020-07-0535 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueSame show, new directionOr is it? Listen to find out.2020-06-2823 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueDeaf man sued Pornhub for not providing closed captioningThis week we talk about odd news stories we’ve seen from the past week. We also give an update about how we’re going to change the podcast moving forward. Elliot makes a mistake about calling Tessa Jabba the Hut. Tessa talks about her depressing childhood of being forced into summer school when she didn’t really have to go.2020-06-2131 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueConversation StartersOnce again the news of the world is not very funny, so we spent this episode looking up conversations starters. Topics include Tessa crapping her pants in front of my mother, imaginary friends, and more!2020-06-1446 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAnti-porn filters stop Dominic Cummings trending on TwitterWe wanted to take a moment with all the stuff going on this week to say we support Black Lives Matter, and to go to https://blacklivesmatter.com/ to help educate yourself. Episode #68, one away from the perfect number, which is of course 67.... Will you understand my rant today is meant for humor, or do I need to explain that I'm joking like Tessa tells me I should. I think you're smart enough to get it, she doesn't, boo Tessa. Sorry for the cat this week, he means well, and he's cute as...2020-06-0736 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMother sends son to buy groceries, he returns with wifeSorry for the hours late upload, I had forgot that I didn't do that earlier in the week, but here it is! I also forgot what I was going to write here. Pretty good episode overall, enjoy. And if you tell a friend about the podcast we would thank you!2020-05-3134 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueEveryone Likes Goth Girls, Right?Everyone except Tessa. We're back to weird news headlines this week and all is right with the world.2020-05-2432 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe Hodge Podge Episode3 different segments this week. A music video that must be heard, and not seen; list of what you can do to show someone you love them; and a round of would you rather guest starring Tessa's brother and sister-in-law. Back to our regular formula next week, hoping the news because funny instead of just a let down.2020-05-1741 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueNever Have I Ever, Quarantine EditionSpecial episode this week. Rick, Tessa's brother, and his wife Caroline join us for a round of never have I ever, asking quarantine based questions. If you listen real close, you can hear which of us gets drunk about 5 minutes in.2020-05-1040 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMom Drinks Sperm Smoothies to Fight off Corona VirusIf the title doesn't give it away, it's a pretty tame episode. Elliot's here... Tessa tells a story about her mother-in-law.2020-05-0330 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueFirst Known Case of a Person Who Urinates AlcoholElliot also ranks his uncles, Tessa talks about a sheep named Pickles.2020-04-2630 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAmy Schumer changes son Gene Attell's nameBack to our regular format of talking about weird new stories we've found from this week!2020-04-1940 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueHow well do you know Tessa and Elliot?We take a break from the funny news, as if there is any in this current pandemic. And We focus on ourselves, so sorry to bum you out but this is a Tessa heavy episode. 2020-04-1233 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueOur Drunkest Episode YetWe've both been stuck in the house for over a week because of Covid-19 Both of our job have suspended until this horrible pandemic starts to go away. We decided to have a few drinks before recording this week's episode. We also videoed the episode, so you can watch and listen if you want, follow the link! https://youtu.be/UDK14CarGZM Stay safe and healthy everyone!2020-04-0536 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWe sink to new lowsWe've finally become desperate. This week we had Scott and Jeff from Budget Arcade on the show. You may have heard us talk about them in past episodes, and now they're here for you to hate on as well. Visit their site https://www.budgetarcade.com/ to see their podcast, website, discord and read some of their game reviews. I'm also on that show too! 2020-03-2934 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueCompany Debuts Sliced MayonnaiseSounds delicious. Much shorter episode this week, you're welcome. Tessa continues her attack on the future of sex robots, it's happening whether or not she likes it. A new publisher creates a Kama Sutra, but it's from an unlikely company. 2020-03-2230 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWelcome to my TED TalkWe went on a roll this week and didn't stop. We do the same amount of stories, but for some reason we went extra long this week. Apparently we both needed to vent. Tessa and serious issues, Elliot about how much he hates Disney Castmembers. As always you can leave us a review on your platform of choice, itunes, more or less, or by visiting https://ratethispodcast.com/tea 2020-03-1544 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueSnake orgy forces officials to close area of parkWe also talk about the 10th highest paid athlete, and you'll never guess who that is. McDonalds has a brand new item that also makes zero sense. And remember you can always rate our podcast by going to https://ratethispodcast.com/tea 2020-03-0826 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueStop playing Secret HitlerWhat is it? Who is secret Hitler? Also Does a moldy burger make you want to eat one? Thought so. Tessa hates Alabama, still. We also talked about an old fake car commercial, go give it a watch, it’s very funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA 2020-03-0122 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe Mandela EffectWhat is the mandela effect? Why doesn't Tessa care? We also talk about Lil' Markie, no he's not an up and coming rapper. Watch the video here to get a taste of this guy, it's worth watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKPE3_8RdI We also get our stories this week from Scott, who hosts the Budget Arcade podcast!2020-02-2331 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWe did it! Mission Accomplished!Feel free to think of the George Bush Mission Accomplished meme. We've gone a whole year, 52 episodes! If you've ever listened we want to thank you for taking time out of your day to give us a listen. What a long strange trip it's been for us the past year making TEA, and this week's episode is no different. This episode is chock filled with great headlines this week. And now we're well on our way to 100 episodes! 2020-02-1634 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe News Game Show No One Asked ForThis week we have Rick back to play a news related game show with Tessa.2020-02-0927 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAustralia is screwed, and now you can be too!Find out how you can both get screwed inside this week's episode! Tessa still won't let the soy sauce thing die.2020-02-0227 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueIf you know us, don't listen to this oneMight be a good one to skip if you're related, know who we are, or have ever come into contact with either of us. Truly embarrassing, but we were on a deadline to get an episode out so we did. Highly explicit this week. Tessa gets really excited about soy sauce as well. As always you can rate our show at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea 2020-01-2630 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueBody Builder Set to Marry His Robot GirlfriendAll kinds of out of context stories this week.2020-01-1924 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueHow can Monopoly get any worse? Find out!Thicc episode for ya this week! Sorry the sound is once again not up to our normal quality, but it is better than last week I promise. You can rate the show anytime at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea 2020-01-1231 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueAn All Family Episode of TEA!Tessa' dad and brother join us for this week's episode. So sit down around the fireplace with the kiddos* this week and give Tessa and Elliot Argue a listen as Elliot tries to say the most embarrassing thing he can think of in front of his father in law. *Family episode does not mean family friendly*2020-01-0522 min

Tessa and Elliot Argue'Stop having sex with my hedge' man's desperate plea to drunken loutsElliot gives all the headlines this week. Tessa talks about how she's probably killed her school fish during this winter break, and we give the top Florida Man headlines from the year. Happy new year everyone!2019-12-2928 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueCan a Mother use her dead son's sperm to have grandchildren?We're not even trying to hide it at this point, we're off the deep end. Listen to find out the answer, along with other crazy headlines on this week's episode.2019-12-2220 min

Tessa and Elliot ArguePeople still eat the onionWe got a lot of feedback about the last episode we did were we talked about people falling for fake news. So we did it again. Also it's been an odd couple of weeks for us, so this was quick and easy to do.2019-12-1521 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueJulia Roberts to play black abolitionist Harriet Tubman?Yep. Real story, just like all the rest! We're back from our vacation and back to the crazy real stories that happen every day.2019-12-0827 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWhich Disney couple are we?We answer that question, Tessa gets upset about it. Also we talk about how many STDs James Bond probably has.2019-12-0117 min

Tessa and Elliot ArguePeople who ate the OnionThis week we did something a little different. The stories are fake, but people fell for it. 2019-11-2421 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueYou can eat fried chicken that tastes like girl's feetYes, it's true. Just another odd fetish of Tessas. We give other bizarre stories. Listen after the credits to hear a deleted scene from a previous podcast.2019-11-1719 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueIn Addition to Being Pointless, Gender Reveal Parties Are Now DeadlyWe cover a lot of crazy news headlines this week. Check out Tessaelliotargue.com for more.2019-11-1029 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueFlorida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at TargetHow old is to old to trick-or-treat? Should inmates in jails be allowed to operate zoo? These questions, and more get answered on this week's podcast.2019-11-0329 min

Tessa and Elliot Argue10 out of 10 dentist say toothpaste goes in your mouth, not your hoo-haYep, women are putting toothpaste in that one place they shouldn't> We get a little spooky with Ouija boards, we talk dead raccoons in McDonalds. Also the sound is odd in places. Sorry. Come give us a listen or visit our site tessaelliotargue.com for me stuff we post 2019-10-2718 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMan had 3 inch tweezers stuck in urethra for 4 yearsIf you found that title uncomfortable, then the rest of the episode doesn’t get any better, perhaps our most awkward episode yet. We talk about mushrooms that kill on contact, hot tubs at fairs going south, and fish who can breathe outside of water. As always we have more stuff on our website, tessaelliotargue.com 2019-10-2028 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWe talk about Channing Tatum's scrotum...SorryThis week we talk about dominatrixes taking over for therapists, Channing Tatum’s scrot, and people putting potatoes in places they shouldn’t. Find more of our stuff at tessaelliotargue.com 2019-10-1325 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueKFC tries to solve it's Popeyes chicken problem, with donutsDoes this new sandwich/donut combo do it for you? Tessa gives us the story about why clowns scare her. And we end with a really creepy story about a 22 year old women pretending to be a child.2019-10-0630 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWhat actually went down at Area 51We tackle the hard hitting questions about area 51. Also women are going topless everywhere now and we try to answer why. There's other news stories in here too.2019-09-2929 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueCDC warns people to stop making out with this animal...Kinda gross, but people love to kiss animals. We talk about knifes made from poop, sex robots doing more harmful things. Overall it’s kinda a dark episode, sorry about that. Tessa talks about how her co-worker is a part of the 42% of Americans that are not the brightest.2019-09-2242 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueGoodbye ring card girls, hello fight progress managersWe made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.2019-09-1531 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe sad story of the actual Chuck E. CheeseLearn the actual history of Charles Entertainment Cheese, as well as people who want pray hurricanes away while others want to blow them up with nukes. Find more at tessaelliotargue.com 2019-09-0825 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueTaco contest goes wrongWe talk about a tapioca theme park, old people being gross, and Stanford AI creating creating gaydar!2019-09-0130 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWoman pulls gator from yoga pantsShe also had 21 turtles in a backpack. Elliot admits to shooting Tessa in the foot with a paintball gun, on accident, maybe. How many days should you be allowed to wear the same pair of underwear? And we have a promo for the Drive With Us Podcast, check them out if you like us you might like them, at drivewithuspodcast.com . We're always at tessaelliotargue.com 2019-08-2533 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueStudy shows humans are racist, against robots!The episode goes off the rails pretty quickly. More stories about women putting things in places they don't belong. Elliot gets upset that his grandma sends birthday cards to Tessa but not him. Tessa shares how she somehow has never seen The Matrix. All of that and more insane stories we share with each other.2019-08-1830 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWhat causes people to be gay? We found the answer!We solved it! Well, a couple of stories this week try to solve it, which one do you think is true? Elliot also goes on a terrible ramble that I did not edit out because I was to lazy, but maybe I should have? Let us know.2019-08-1129 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueDoctors are baffled at women who keep doing this!What could it be? It's not good, trust me. We have a follow up about iguanas being hunted, as well as detours that are insane. Also this is a super thicc episode, sorry, unless you're into it, then you're welcome! Elliot tries to get personal, it doesn't go well. And we dedicate our show to some friends, listen to find out who! 2019-08-0439 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueMeth claims another victim, AlligatorsWe have an animal heavy episode this week. Gators, penguins, and whatever the heck an emu is. We also share stories of high school, roller coasters, and 77 year old men. 2019-07-2830 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWho is Florida declaring war on now?How many people do you think a cannibal could get away with eating before he was caught, the number is shocking. We have all kinds of other headlines to talk about this week as well. Life guards who are fired for doing their jobs, poems that are landing people in jail, just to name a few. 2019-07-2132 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe weirdness of twins, and things you should not do in gymsThis week we went on vacation! But we still brought you an episode, the pilot we made when we were thinking about making a podcast. It's a little different than the average episode we make these days, but still funny.2019-07-1432 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueJersey is being terrorized by 100 feral chickens!Chickens, drinking and canoeing, and piles of manure exploding are just a few topics we talk about this week. As always you can find more of our stuff on our website tessaelliotargue.com 2019-07-0734 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueEver thought about having your funeral at Disney?We talk about millennials destroying another industry, Elliot's favorite Taylor Swift song, and a woman who's actual name is Marijuana Pepsi.2019-06-3027 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueShocking: Men in public pool restrooms are super weird!It’s an odd episode, lots of crazy news headlines this week for us to share.2019-06-2325 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueOur Most Vulgar Episode Ever, SorryThe episode started with an apology from Tessa and by the end we go off the deep end. Lotta strong language in this one, please be warned. But it is funny? I hope...2019-06-1633 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueFlorida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast)We have a our first guest! Our friend Brody, trust us, he's hilarious, comes on to play a game Tessa created that we're calling Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast) The title is a call back, high school musical, the musical, the series, Get it? Anyway the title kinda gives away the premise, but we had a lot of fun doing the episode. Also, please don't keep track of the scoring. 2019-06-0920 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueTed Cruz wants to save us from space pirates, for real.Sure, Space Force isn't really a thing, yet. But Ted Cruz really wants to make sure we're ready for the inevitable space pirates that come along with it. We also talk about swimming trunks that are made to hide a certain something, and who wants to marry a Mormon millionaire!2019-06-0227 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueChina wants to crack down on strippers at funerals, what gives? We have all kinds of stories to share. So many we didn’t get to all the ones we said we would talk about (next week I swear!). We also argue about how Tessa did not help much when we moved, she is very lazy. She doesn't read these so I can say whatever I want. 2019-05-2635 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueWhat happens when you swallow an Air Pod?That is just one of the many questions we answer this week.2019-05-1926 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueJust Crazy HeadlinesWe only do headlines this week, but still have some good laughs. We get closer to actually arguing with each other, one day, one day.2019-05-1222 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueThe 1904 Olympic Marathon might be the craziest thing you don't know aboutI love every episode we do, but this honestly our best one yet. You will not believe the story of the 1904 Olympic Marathon. There are so many crazy things that should not have happened. So crazy that after we do our headlines, it’s the only story we focus on this week. 2019-05-0528 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueBachelorette Parties from Hell and Snack Food RobberiesNo Endgame talk here! We also made it to ten episodes. To celebrate we actually argue, sorta. This week we talk about people stealing a thousands of dollars worth of one product, bet you can’t guess what it is. Tessa shares a story about a bachelorette party in Vegas, that sounds like anything but a good time. As always you can visit our website tessaelliotargue.com we blog a couple of times a week about all kinds of things.2019-04-2826 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueOur longest, most controversial episode yet! A lot of firsts this week for us! First call in to the show, thanks Scott! First 30 plus minutes long. I cut a bunch but there was still a lot of good stuff I just felt like I had to keep in. All the normal stuff is here as well, headlines, Florida man, you name it. Elliot and Tessa talk about childhood memories, Tessa shares about a really cool Instagram girl, Jessy Taylor, she’s not that cool. For some reason Elliot calls out a lot of people, for a lot of different reasons. As always you can see and...2019-04-2134 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueEating Legos, airplanes, and kranch Yes, people ate all of those things in this week's episode. We also talk about a handful of other dumb headlines, as usual. Elliot also gives a story about swallowing something he shouldn't have. Tessa talks about her favorite condiments. As always you can find more of our stuff on tessaelliotargue.com we blog 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.2019-04-1424 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueBathroom exorcism, soda melting tongues, and April fools jokesAs always, we talk about some crazy headlines, did you know China hides its' submarines in the ocean? Tessa talks about one woman's attempt at an exorcism of coworker. Elliot talks about just how bad drinking energy drinks all day every day is. We also discuss some of this years April fools jokes. Find all of it at our website https://www.tessaelliotargue.com Cover art By George Igel 2019-04-0725 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueRenaming the Golden Corridor and shower knivesWe talk about naming contests for art, that’s not really art, I get defensive about Funyuns not being chips, stop trying to make that happen Tessa, weird things to give up for lent, American vs foreign movies and why I have a shower knife. We helped form a podcast network, Little Grey Boy podcast network, find some of their bumpers in the mid roll! Cover art by George Igel, more at georgeigel.com 2019-03-3125 min

Tessa and Elliot ArgueGhost marriages and Florida mayorsWe talk a lot about ghost marriages, and a lot about the movie Ghost, neither of us have seen the movie. And how Florida has the worst mayors.2019-03-2422 min