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Seaside Joe: A Football PodcastThayer Frechette, NFL-O-Vision, "Jets, Mets or Nets", Excuse Me, Bill BelichickThis week, The Goofballs welcome guest and Patriots fan thayer Frechette. We imagine HBO Max football shows in "NFL-O-Vision", Decide which NY franchise is the worst in "Jets, Mets or Nets" and imagine being an intern trying to get Bill Belichick to wear his face mask properly in "Excuse Me, Bill Belichick." Get full access to Seaside Joe at www.seasidejoe.com/subscribe
2020-10-211h 02
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time20 - Danny's Very First Date (with Thayer Frechette)Danny wants to go on his first date since Pam died, but D.J. is not having it. Stephanie isn't either, but she's sort of too young to understand why. Lots of heavy stuff! Luckily we have special guest Thayer Frechette around to lighten the mood!
2019-05-2853 min
Convince Me107. Celine Dion: Alyssa Sabo Got The AuditionWill your heart go on? That’s the question Alyssa Sabo (@alyssa_sab) tries to answer this week when she returns to the podcast to discuss her love of French-Canada’s crown jewel, Celine Dion. Celine gives Alyssa courage, but will Ben and Thayer get the courage to join her? Tune in to find out. That’s not all, we check-in on our letter writing, debut our sister podcast Whacktown, USA, and things get a little tense between Alyssa and Thayer. We answer the question everyone has been wanting to know about the Convince Me hosts, which Spice Girl are you? Fi...
2018-12-191h 03Convince Me106. Tornados: Vic Michaelis Is A Storm ChaserWarning! Warning! Tornado alert. Seek shelter immediately. JK, that’s just Vic Michaelis (@vicmmic) joining the podcast to discuss her favorite weather phenomenon. Ever since her first viewing of the cinematic masterpiece Twister, Vic’s love of tornados or “nades” has never stopped growing. Vic takes the Convince Me boys on a journey through tornado alley, circle clouds, and meteorology camp. Along the way we discover Ben’s personal connection to the tornado world and Thayer’s complete lack of weather knowledge. We close things out with everyone’s favorite segment Title Match that will blow you away (this phrase is funny becau...
2018-08-191h 00Convince Me105. Are You The One? Zander Frost Stops Being PoliteAre you the one? That’s the question Zander Frost (@zanderhfrost on the gram) asked the Convince Me boys on this week’s episode. Zander navigates us through the complicated and entertaining world of MTV’s dating show “Are You The One?”. Each week contestants are asked to find their perfect match among a pool of daters, if they find the right person they win money, if they don’t they leave with hearts broken and wallets empty. We promise you this is just the surface of this labyrinth of love! So much is thrown at these people; truth booths, dream dates...
2018-07-191h 05Convince Me104. Late Night Conceptisode IIIYou didn’t ask for it, but we did it again! The third late night conceptisode episode has it all! Week-old jokes about the news, Thayer’s comedy journal, and some interviews that will make you say “wow, this has run a little long, but I’m driving so I can’t fast forward”. That’s just the tip...of the iceberg. British comedian Stephen Fry joins the program to discuss a controversial opinion about one of America’s most important days. Universal studios tour guide Brians Forkby drops in to discuss his in-depth, and quite frankly sad experience as a tour guide. Fin...
2018-07-1239 minConvince Me103. The Bachelor: Richelle Meiss Discovers Sports For WomenThis week comedian, dating expert, and great human Richelle Meiss joins the podcast to get the boys on board with The Bachelor. Richelle has some unique perspectives on the dating life including: dating in LA is akin to emotional manipulation, falling in love isn’t real, and how we should all look to be with a “former fatty”. Not to be outdone with dating knowledge, Thayer proclaims himself the “last romantic in LA” and takes listeners on his ideal date with Ryan Gosling. Thayer also believes all first dates are just an opportunity to fall in love with yourself...he truly says...
2018-07-0549 minConvince Me102. Ayurveda: Rose Loves Cheese and SweetsComedian Rose (@ladyastronauty) thinks that the ancient Indian medicine Ayurveda can be helpful in our daily lives for everything from finding what types of foods agree with us to finding medicinal/lifestyle changes that can help disorders, such as using turmeric and reducing sugars. Along the way we discuss whether Thayer uses lotion as a food or a topical treatment, and whether soup is a drink or food. We get so deep into Ayurveda that we don’t have time to do a segment at the end.
Rose is a Director, check out her forthcoming project "Vanishing Act!" Check out Ros...
2018-06-281h 06
Convince Me101. Instagram Shopping: Brett Maline Has A Signature JacketComedian Brett Maline (@breezy__f__baby) loves it when ads appear on his Instagram feed. His argument is that the algorithm is your friend, it knows what you want, and will offer you things you cannot find in other places. Along the way we talk about comedy, relationships, and get a visit from a real weirdo from the coast. We wrap up the episode with another installment of Dolphin Chamber, and a real shocking revelation from Brett.
Check out Brett's hilarious video sketch team Genuine Jerks, seriously, they are great. You can also watch Brett at the UCB Los Angeles...
2018-06-221h 05Convince Me100. Convince Me 100th Episode!100 episodes strong! Wow! We officially have more episodes than listeners. Hooray! In this retrospective episode Ben and Thayer take a look back at their most surprising convince, revisit some of their favorite characters, and talk with spokespeople from some of Convince Me’s most interesting advertisements. The Bug Lawyer, 100% Milk guy, and Mr. Boston make appearances that you do not want to miss, seriously you do not want to! Not only do the Convince Me boys look back, but they look forward to some of their favorite moments from the future! That’s right Ben and Thayer do yesteryear in the...
2018-06-141h 15Convince MeREBROADCAST – 66. Coding: Will Hines Is Object OrientedWill Hines (@willhines) codes for fun. While he used to code as a profession for six years before becoming a comedian, and his love for computer programming and coding never left him. Ben and Thayer are real coding dummies, so Will breaks down how coding works in the language of cooking so they understand both how it works and why you might want to use it. Will shares his favorite coding languages, from Ruby to BASIC. In a new segment “I Just Ooped My Pants,” in which Ben gives Thayer, Geoff and Will a coding quiz, which is much funnier than...
2018-05-311h 15Convince Me99. Bad Comedy: Jeremy Schmidt Laughs Hardest At A Football To the GroinComedian Jeremy Schmidt (@Ocarinaofcrime) thinks that a man getting hit by a football in the groin will always be funnier than a well-crafted joke from a respected comedian. He does not argue that there is no place for craft, but argues that the broken expectation of dumb, bad, and poorly-timed jokes provide gut laughs that supersede the heady laughs from highbrow, well-respected comedians. Along the way we hear many joke examples, tell stories of halcyon work study days, and play a new game called "Bad Improv."
Follow Jeremy on twitter at @Ocarinaofcrime and check out his hilarious and inventive new...
2018-05-2455 minConvince Me98. Late Night Conceptisode IIIt's another late night conceptisode! We bring you terrible monologue jokes, in-depth interviews, and some man-on-the-street. Extreme, insane hacker Cybergrime joins the show to discuss hacking tips and his plan for world domination. You’ve been warned! FBI Director Billings talks the biggest threat to national security and displays his obsession with microphones. We also ask the question has society gotten dumber? We go out onto Hollywood boulevard to put society’s brainpower to the test. Can the boys pull of a late night show on a podcast? Tune in to find out!
See acast.com/privacy for priva...
2018-05-1756 min
Convince MeREBROADCAST - 79. Serial: Sara Koenig Needed A Week OffAugust 19 2004, Justine Napsberg, was put into coma due to a silent, but deadly fart. The accused, Bart Forkman, claims he was innocent, but has trouble remembering where he was on the day of the gas explosion. In the the third installment of Serial, presented by This American Life, Sarah Koenig examines the details surround Bart Forkman and how his then girlfriend came to be in her current vegetative state.The story was brought to us by a friend of the accused. We take a detailed look into the people involved in Forkman’s conviction including his “friend”, his now deceased lawyer...
2018-05-0344 minConvince Me97. William Howard Taft: Travis Alvarez Can Talk Extemporaneously About Con AirFour more years! Four more years! That’s what Travis Alvarez has been chanting for William Howard Taft ever since his presidential term ended. With all due respect to number 45, Travis argues that William Howard Taft is the last great republican president. Sad! No Taft discussion would be complete without a direct comparison to Paul Ryan. That’s right, we discuss Paul Ryan’s legacy and what he was like in college, trace Taft’s family tree, and shout out to our bot listeners in Cincinnati! MYTHBUSTER ALERT! We have an intense investigation into Taft’s tumultuous history with bathtubs and if ind...
2018-04-261h 10
Convince Me96. Mountain Lion P-22: Patrick McDonald Stared Down A Pack Of CoyotesThe delightful Patrick McDonald (@patrickmcd0nald) is obsessed with the Los Angeles resident mountain lion P-22. We discuss the popularity of this celebrity feline, his diet of muledeer, raccoons and occasionally a koala (who pays us a visit), and how we should all see ourselves in P22: a displaced Mountain Lion who crossed two freeways and survived but is soldiering on in Los Angeles. We also hear a harrowing tale of Patrick encountering a pack of coyotes. Finally, we close with perhaps the most successful installation of Dolphin Chamber to date.
You can see Patrick on stage at UCB Franklin Lo...
2018-04-191h 05
Convince Me95. Frasier: Josh Brown Has Tossed Salads and Scrambled EggsWriter and comedian Josh Brown (@joshbrownjosh) loves the sitcom Frasier. But before we get into it we all discuss the recently-divorced single dad energy Thayer and Ben have following Geoff’s departure from the podcast. But then we get into the hit sitcom Frasier, discussing its nature as a spinoff from Cheers, the fun of seeing Frasier explode after getting so frustrated, depiction of radio and therapy on television, the cast of characters, the interplay of different social statuses and snobbery, and Frasier’s place in the hierarchy of great sitcoms. We also introduce a new musical segment that will sure...
2018-04-121h 07Convince Me94. Geoff Quits the PodcastGeoff Kaufman has had enough of the wide-eyed optimists, the skeptics, and the wacky and woodely times. This is his last episode as co-host of Convince Me. In this episode we discuss what led Geoff to quit, how many other things he is quitting, and we get into some real heart-felt discussions of what the podcast and each other have meant to us. We also let Geoff get his last rapid-fire topics in to convince us of things like Drake. Finally, we play a lively round of title match. This is truly a milestone episode.
Follow Geoff in all his...
2018-04-051h 05Convince Me93. Space Jam: Eileen Mary O'Connell Is Sporty But FeminineIn a passionate attempt to win the hearts and minds of the Convince Me Boyz, verified twitter user/retired basketball champion Eileen Mary O’Connell (@i_Lean) invades the studio to talk about the greatest movie of all time: SPACE JAM. Eileen saw Space Jam opening day many moons ago and her love for the film has grown bigger than Michael Jordan’s cartoonish arm! She explains the subtleties of the film, like how aliens from Moron Mountain are stupid, and why MJ is the greatest straight man ever to grace the silver screen. Geoff tries his best to find plot...
2018-03-301h 07Convince Me92. Dance Up, Stress Down: Sabrina Mahoney Rocks Out to Partridge FamilyDancing--it's not just for the stars. At least that's what Sabrina Mahoney claims on this week’s episode of your favorite podcast Convince Me! Sabrina talks about the effect dance can have on your emotion and creativity. Tiny dancer, hold me closer to my headphones because this is one episode I’ve gotta listen to! Along the way, Geoff talks about an exciting new job prospect, Thayer talks about all the superlatives he won in high school, and we get a visit from a Russian dance instructor whose teaching style—and name, frankly—is a little bit unconventional.
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2018-03-221h 10Convince MeFreestyle Rapping: Janine Hogan Is As Cold As IcePew pew pew! What up world? It’s the Convince Me Crew featuring Janine Hogan (@j9_hogan) coming to you live to freestyle. What happens when three average freestylers and one amazing freestylers get together? Three average raps and one amazing rap that’s what. Janine educates the boys on the art of freestyling, beatboxing, and self-deprecation. We shout out to our bot listeners and enroll in beatboxing 101. Geoff let’s off some steam about a recent Cheesecake Factory situation and confesses his love for insult comedy. We close things out with the first ever freestyle segment, you don’t want to...
2018-03-151h 03
IMDweedPeter Rabbit w/Thayer FrechetteHi it's #37 and yeah we didn't know what episode it was either, oh well, time is flying by guys! Or should we say HOPPING! Because we went to see Peter Rabbit with friend of the pod and Boardwalk Audio fam member Thayer Frechette. Is Peter Rabbit a good guy? NO. Was the movie fun? OH YES. Check out the ep and try to figure out if you're team Paddington or team Peter! Follow Thayer Frechette on twitter: @thayerfrechette / @convincemepod Follow Jessica on twitter: @jessandrosky Follow Kelly on twitter: @hollyweirdo Follow IMDweed on twitter: @imdweed Hosted on Acast. See...
2018-03-1252 minConvince MeFigure Skating: Olivia Indik Gets a 1 From the Russian JudgeGrace. Grit. Technique. According to Olivia Indik, that’s what it takes to be a figure skater. Wacky. Woodley. That’s what it takes to be an episode of Convince Me. On this ep: Geoff compares figure skating to skateboarding a bunch of times, Thayer shows off how good he is at spelling, and Olivia is the first guest ever to give an opening statement!
Check out Olivia’s improv teams Second Nature and Moon Boy on Facebook, the Official Social Network of Improv Comedy. And Second Nature, why haven't you added Olivia to your cover photo yet?!
Oh, and one more t...
2018-03-081h 04Convince Me89. Followupisode: The Convince Me Boys Blow It UpWARNING CHUNKY EPISODE! What compels the Convince Me Boys to actually follow up with a “convince”? This week we hop in the time machine and go way, way back to find the answer to exactly that question. Wouldn’t you know it, the boys actually overlap on a lot of their follow-ups! We’re talking Weezer, letters, Cleveland Cavaliers, and much more. This episode doesn’t have it all, but it has the ones we picked out specifically for this episode. There’s no other way to put it: this is the most “real” installment of “Convince Me” yet. We finally appeal to ou...
2018-03-011h 01
Convince Me88. Alternative Commuting: Ky Guy is Raw Hogging ItCars bad! Bikes good! That’s what cool, environmentally-friendly, and just friendly person Ky Guy (if you want to find out his real name, you'll have to listen!) says when it comes to alternative commuting. That’s right folks, take that car and put in the garbage because there’s a better way to get around town and it rhymes with sma-biking (the answer is biking). Along this two-wheeled journey we visit Geoff and Ky’s longboard phase, place ourselves on the sweat spectrum, and talk bike stats. Helmets are lame tho right? Not if you like living. Safety is back and...
2018-02-221h 08
Convince Me87. LeBron James: Carl Tart Gets His News From Boardwalk AudioComedian Carl Tart (@dammitCARL) is tired of LeBron James not getting the respect he deserves. From being blamed for every loss to people piling up online hate, Carl argues that LeBron is unfairly disrespected in the NBA and fan community. Carl takes us through his own NBA history, how LeBron singlehandedly pulled the Cavs into success, how he has never been supported like the other greats have been, and his off-court persona and sense of humor. Along the way we talk video games and the NBA 2K conspiracy against LeBron, rat tails, the Cavs' new lineup, trolls, The Decision...
2018-02-151h 05
Convince Me86. Oscar Picks 2018: Eugene Suen Defends His Perfect Pick RecordEugene Suen (@eugenesuen) is back for second-straight year of Oscar-picking fun. Eugene perfectly predicted the 2017 Oscars, including the Best Picture flub! He's on track to replicate those high standards this year by again taking us through the nominees and giving his opinions not only on what will win, but what he thinks should win. If you can picture it, it was an animated conversation that will surely be the soundtrack to that documentary you call your "day." Follow Eugene Suen on twitter @EugeneSuen, and check out his improv team Belly Belly, and the excellent Almond Tree Films a...
2018-02-081h 13
Convince Me85. Cereal with Water/Cleveland: Nick Pilla Says "Cleveland Rocks"WARNING: The first 15 minutes of this podcast are dedicated to a a discussion with Nick Pilla about eating cereal with water instead of milk. After that, we talk about the city of Cleveland! Nick believes that Cleveland doesn't get enough credit. It's got everything the other cities got, and a great populace of blue collar Americans to boot. He also says that it has the second largest theater district in the US, but I (Geoff) feel like that's just some trickery with zoning. LA has a large number of Equity Waiver theaters that, when added up, probably make up...
2018-02-011h 03
Convince Me84. Fostering Animals: Cassi Jerkins Loves the Ugly CatsComedian and fellow podcast host Cassi Jerkins (@CassiJerkins) is a cat foster parent, and wants to convince you to be one too! Cassi educates Thayer, Geoff and Ben about the ins and outs of fostering: how to get involved, the low cost associated, how much is required to adopt an animal, why fostering is a low-stakes introduction to pet ownership, the benefits of a full-time volunteer position, and how cats make your life better. Along the way we hear everyone's pet history, our thoughts on giving pets as gifts, and we get a special guest visitor, Cassi's foster-cat, Silver...
2018-01-251h 02
Convince Me83. The Food Industry is Evil: Amy Clark Goes Free Range on the TopicThis week on Convince Me, we talk to Amy Clark (@amsclr) about the horrors of the food industry! Amy shares some interesting facts, and shows us how we can change our diets to be healthier and less evil. For example, did you know when it says “all-natural” on food packaging, that means absolutely nothing? I had a feeling, but I didn’t know for sure until this episode. Along the way, we hear quite a bit about the hosts’ high school lunch routines, Geoff talks about how he farts into diapers that he changes every three days or so, and we me...
2018-01-181h 12
Convince Me82. Camping: Andrew Lindh Realizes In Life, You Can QuitCurry packets, self-building tents, and bear canisters oh my! Making his triumphant return to the podcast, comedian, philanthropist, and agnostic, Andrew Lindh (@druprint) tries to UNconvince the boyz that camping is good. We open with a quick pasta poll, discuss Ben and Geoff’s go to camp meals, and flashback to Andrew’s time in the boy scouts. Andrew doesn’t stop there! He continues to speed us down memory lane when he shares a visceral tale of skipping school after a night’s sleep gone bad...very, very bad. We also learn Geoff is an award winner and often wi...
2018-01-111h 03
Convince MeREBROADCAST! 23. Celebrity Conspiracy Theories: Allison Gilbert is a False Witness in DeathBen takes us in the wayback machine to visit 2016's classic episode with Allison Gilbert! Is JonBenét Ramsey Katy Perry? Was Beyoncé even pregnant? Is Tom Cruise gay? Comedian, writer, and awesome human being Allison Gilbert (@AllisonWynifred) takes a deep dive into celebrity conspiracy theories. Case file in hand, Allison navigates us through the dark and frightening world of rumors and truth. Blue Ivy and Katie Holmes stop by to weigh in on the evidence, while Geoff promotes his new show “Lesbian Catchers”. Lastly, we get a sneak peak at the new Star Wars movie/hip-hopera coming...
2018-01-041h 13
Convince Me81. Holiday Special 2017: July Diaz Gets RealMerry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyful Boxing Day, Happy Honda Days, and a very special Toyotathon to you and yours. July Diaz (@julydiaz) joins the CM BOYS (TM) for a holiday party. While no one likes watching Fox News in a freezer, aka a Cold Fake, everyone loves a good Hot Take. So sit back with your mug of cocoa and listen to these Holiday Hot Takes (TM) on Elf on the Shelf, Secret Santa, Shopping for Donald Trump, Shelf Space, Gift Cards, Trader Joes, Coupon Books, Ramona's Mac and Cheese, and Ugly Sweaters. Also, a rare appearance by beloved...
2017-12-2858 min
Convince Me80. Staying Up Late: July Diaz Thinks 8pm is a Normal BedtimeYou just gotta listen to this one. In a very special ad-free episode of Convince Me, July Diaz joins us to talk about staying up into the wee hours of the night! July says staying up late feels like “being in on a secret”, but is it worth the decreased productivity? This is Geoff writing. Along the way, we hear about Thayer’s big Japan trip, we talk to the actual Sandman, and Geoff’s stomach makes a weird sound that throws everyone off. Once you’re done listening to this bad boy, check out July’s podcast Tren...
2017-12-211h 04
Convince Me78. Mushrooms: Josh Simpson Loves Black FridayJosh Simpson (@MrJoshSimpson) wanted to talk about adoption and abortion, but we chickened out on that topic and he talked about Mushrooms instead. It's the final installment of our special series, "Rocktober but Actually Novemby (and a Little Bit of Decemby)" because Mushrooms make a music unlike any other, man. Josh first discusses the ideal mushroom situation: do it with people who are experienced, in a safe place, in a safe dosage, on Black Friday. He argues that in this ideal situation, mushrooms are can both deepen relationships and provide a catalyst for life-changing revelations. Josh views mushrooms as...
2017-12-071h 11
Convince Me77. Sun Kil Moon: Mike Cullen is Sometimes a Tom Waits GuyOne of our Convince Me favorites Mike Cullen (@mcpops) is back, and he brought his best Canadian guy Tyler Twiss as a guest! This week, Mike's talking about rock musician Sun Kil Moon. That's right, it's Part II of our special series, "Rocktober but Actually Novemby (and a Little Bit of Decemby)". Mike attempts to get us to embrace the melancholy by sharing a few highlights from Kil Moon's discography. We also address some of Kil Moon's "bad boy" behavior. Will it cause the boys to give him a Convince Me No? Listen and find out. Warning: we pre-recorded t...
2017-11-3058 min
Convince Me76. Weezer: Matt Apodaca Has a Pinkerton of FunThis is the first episode of Rocktober in Novemby and a little in Decemby, so you know we’re gonna rock out! Matt Apodaca (@MattApodaca) loves the rock band Weezer. Ben and Thayer are aware of them, but have no idea about most of the music, but are eager to hear it! Geoff’s on vacation. Matt takes us through almost all of Weezer’s discography from Self-Titled to Self-Titled (Weezer has a lot of self-titled albums), sampling some of the tracks we love, and cool deep cuts we weren’t aware of. We also hear about who was presiden...
2017-11-231h 11
Convince Me75. Sizzler: Alfred Aquino Rides the Line with SaltSzzzzzz. You know what that sound means, Alfred Aquino hops on the pod this week to talk about—you guessed it—Sizzler. Is this Doughboys? No, it’s still Convince Me. Alfred claims that Sizzler has more options than all the other buffet chains (e.g. Souplantation), with the same or even better quality! I (Geoff) think that violates the basic principles of Economics. Along the way, Ben tries to make the episode about skateboarding, we have yet another freestyling character walk in, and Thayer learns what a salad bar is. Check out Alfred’s sketch te...
2017-11-1658 min
Convince Me74. James Franco: Kelly Mcinerney Will Spill Coffee On HerselfCan James Franco carry a movie? What kind of froyo would he eat? Did he actually lose his arm for 127 hours? We answer all these questions and much more when fellow Boardwalk Audioer, and cool human being, Kelly Mcinerney (@hollyweirdo) arrives at the studio to convince the Boyz to become full-blown Francofiles. Geoff throws a party, our humor becomes predictable, and Niles from One Direction makes an unwanted surprise appearance. Sounds like a fun episode, it is, but it gets even more fun when we take a deep dive into James Franco trivia, discuss our ideal relationships with JF...
2017-11-091h 01
Convince Me73. Letters: Alyssa Sabo Sends Letters, Receives TextsFirst off, Happy Halloween! Secondly, this week Alyssa Sabo (@alyssa_sabo) joins us to talk about sending letters, cards, and in-class notes to loved ones. In a way, this description is a letter to you, our beloved audience. Along the way talk about writing letters for love, writing letters to a little ol' man by the name of G-o-d, and writing letters for your own emotional well-being. Incredibly vulnerable. For some reason this topic leads to a lot of talk about our high school years, so if you've ever wondered what that was like for us, this episode is f...
2017-11-021h 00
Convince Me72. Mukbang: Eileen Soong Watches People Clear Their PlatesComedian and writer Eileen Soong (@eileensoong) went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching mukbang. Mukbang are videos of people eating large amounts of food while talking to their audience. We watch a few fun mukbang videos, and learn about what makes them captivating, from curing loneliness to odd food combinations. We also hear about Geoff’s unconventional eating habits, including his actual, real-life practice of sliding meat down his throat like some sort of bird. Also, listen closely to Thayer in this episode, he claims that “something is afoot” with his brain. If you have any diagnostic insight, please let us...
2017-10-261h 05
Convince Me71. Aliens: Sarah Claspell Wants Us to Want to BelieveThis week Sarah Claspell (@claspy) sells us on the search for extraterrestrial life, although she makes it clear that she doesn't care whether we're convinced. We discuss the X-Files, government cover-ups, and pass judgement people who claim UFO sightings (including Ben's wife's brother!). If you're listening to this episode at a Convince Me listening party, make sure everyone downloads a copy separately so that our ratings are accurate! Check out Sarah on IG and TwitWorld under the screenname @claspy, and see her show Cardinal Redbird is So LA at UCB Franklin Tuesdays @ 11! Why do we...
2017-10-1955 min
Convince Me70. Vintage Cinemas: Courtney Sevener Is So Sorry To Be HereVintage wines are expensive. Vintage cinemas however, are an affordable and transportive experience into the past according to Courtney Sevener (@c7er). That’s right, Courtney throws it back on the pod to get the boyz on board with her love for the old theater experience. We start things off with some horrible jokes about goats, take a deep-dive into Geoff’s frugal approach to popcorn, and learn Thayer is a posh boy who enjoys the finer things in life. Ben and Geoff really jive on this one. If you’re still reading this episode description, then you’ll be excit...
2017-10-121h 02
Convince Me69. Rachel & Joey: Allison Gilbert is Tired of Ross Gellar's Fat Shaming on FriendsAllison Gilbert (@allisonWynifred) is back today to convince you that the Friends characters Joey and Rachel would have made an ideal couple. Sure, most people wanted Ross and Rachel to end up together, but Allison is not most people! A Soap Opera star or a Paleontologist, what is better? We discuss what makes a good couple, the histories of Ross, Rachel, and Joey, and what friend we see ourselves as—including innovative new friend hybrid types. We also discuss whether perhaps Rachel would have been best off staying single in Paris as a fashion designer with her child, and ho...
2017-10-051h 02
Convince Me68. Minions: Jarred McAdam Will Do Any Math ProblemThey say banana, they’re yellow, and they like butts, no we’re not talking about the Convince Boyz, we’re talking about Minions! Jarred McAdam blesses us with his presence to explain the on planet earth there is no on within 100 miles that doesn’t know about minions. We take a deep dive into Minions marketing, origins, and debate what it means to be evil. Are minions making evil too fun?? Geoff pumps himself up about his past tweets, we talk costume ideas, and hate on the Smurfs. We also reveal a way to test if you are dealing...
2017-09-271h 00
Convince Me67. Music Festivals: Ella Jenkin Lets Other People Set Up the TentA weekend filled with music, good food, and best friends. Sounds like it wouldn’t need convincing right? Well it does for these curmudgeons! This week, Ella Jenkin joins the ‘cast this week to talk about Music Festivals. The gang really picks it apart and breaks it down--is a music festival worth the time and money? What are the personal hygiene implications? Is it really like a hundred concerts for the price of six? Along the way, Geoff reveals his favorite Convince Me co-host (it’s Ben), and we get a visit from Skittle, the British version of Eminem. U gunn...
2017-09-2156 min
Convince Me66. Coding: Will Hines is Object OrientedWill Hines (@willhines) codes for fun. While he used to code as a profession for six years before becoming a comedian, and his love for computer programming and coding never left him. Ben and Thayer are real coding dummies, so Will breaks down how coding works in the language of cooking so they understand both how it works and why you might want to use it. Will shares his favorite coding languages, from Ruby to BASIC. In a new segment "I Just Ooped My Pants," in which Ben gives Thayer, Geoff and Will a coding quiz, which is much...
2017-09-141h 13
Convince Me65. Pro Wrestling: Mikey McCollor Smacks Us With A Folding ChairMikey McCollor (@MikeyMcCollor) loves wrestling so much he did it! What is this, an episode of “You Should Love Wrestling?” No, it’s Convince Me. Check your podcast titles, sheesh. Mikey takes the guys through his favorite moments, from Stone Cold Steve Austin’s “heel turn” from a “babyface” to a “heel” (this episode is rife with delicious lingo) to CM Punk’s gradual changes. Along the way we hear of Mikey’s own experience as a professional wrestler and get a front row seat to some of his pre-match banter. Mikey is really passionate about wrestling and it shows. We also learn a w...
2017-09-0600 min
Convince Me64. Roller Coaster Tycoon: Travis Rust Sells Souvenirs at a Fair PricePut on your harness and keep your hands inside the vehicle, 'cause this week Travis Rust (@etravisrust) joins us to talk about Roller Coaster Tycoon! The ep gets to a slow start, but once we get past an extended conversation about water shoes we really do get into it. Travis outlines all of the quirks of the original 1999 installment. For example, did you know that every NPC in that game is a single 30 year old man? (Fun fact, that’s also Convince Me’s primary demo!) Along the way, Travis and Thayer share stories about growing up without TV/vide...
2017-08-3157 min
Convince Me63 Kids TV: Candace Carrizales Loves Shows for TweensLeave your prestige dramas and raunchy sitcoms at the door, this week stand-up/online comedy person Candace Carrizales (@candacesucks) joins us to talk about shows aimed at kids ages 9-16! She claims that some kids shows (does Degrassi ring a bell?) have some real merit, and that they can be a form of art just as much as any prestige drama or raunchy sitcom you might see on TV. She also talks about laughing at the bad shows, but that's just disrespectful. Along the way, Geoff and Candace feud about a dinner planning mix-up, Thayer talks about how he...
2017-08-241h 01
Convince MeBad Movies: Ben Kaplan Is Ready To Get StuffedConvince Me joins Boardwalk Audio! Yay!! To celebrate the occasion we’re joined by comedian, actor, filmaker, and handsome devil Ben Kaplan (@TheBenKaplan) who tries to get the Convince Me boyz to give bad movies a chance. We take a critical look at such cinematic garbage as The Room, Transformers, the cult classic ThanksKilling and so much more. Geoff shows off his vocabulary, Ben discusses his favorite kind of gum, and Thayer needs friends. We close things out with the return of the Dolphin Chamber [cue dolphin noise] with a product pitch that may have you calling the cops. If...
2017-08-1755 min
Convince Me61 Sperm Whales: Alex Berg Impersonates Dan LippertComedian and Convince Me Resident Scholar Alex Berg returns to educate us on the wonders of sperm whales. He covers a lot about sperm whales from diet (gross), to cultural references, to colonial whaling practices, to whether Noah got eaten by one. It's a fun and educational episode! As a bonus we also learn about quantum entanglement, teleportation, and RNA editing in cephalopods. This might be the smartest sounding description I have ever written for this podcast. Finally, we play a legendary round of "First Impressions" and hear Berg's take on fellow comedian Dan Lippert. Check out A...
2017-07-271h 01
Convince Me60 WTF: Marc Maron Needed A Week OffWTF is a podcast famous for its raw, unfiltered conversations between some of comedy's biggest stars. So it's no surprise M. Maron asked the Convince Me team to cover for this week's episode! Ben updates us on his travels, and talks about a recent beef with Aziz Ansari. Comedy's own Roast-Master-in-Chief Ron McCarrigan stops by, and Maron's cat Mr. Peeves makes a first time appearance on the show. The three talk about the lifestyle of a comedian, meetings with Lauren Michaels, and maybe exchange a few roasts along the way... Check out Ron's show Mailroom on...
2017-07-1147 min
Convince Me59. Motorcycles: Andrew Grace Knows a Harley DealerComedian Andrew Grace wants people to consider riding a motorcycle. Sure, it's dangerous, but he's got plenty of reasons that he contends overshadow the risks, from dealer friendships to gas mileage. Convince Me faithful, get excited because our classic segment "First Impressions" is back! Check out Andrew Grace on instagram @AndrewPGrace and check out Loserlebrities, the improv team Andrew is on with Ben and Thayer, Loserlebrities on Facebook www.facebook.com/LoserLebrities. Geoff used to be on it too, but he quit. Ask Geoff why @GeoffKLive. We'd love to grow this podcast so mo...
2017-06-271h 04
Convince Me58 Family Guy: Thayer Frechette Goes Inside The TelevisionThat’s right it’s a no guest bro fest low clip flip dip 2017! Who needs a guest when you got a funny guy like Thayer talking about Family Guy? This show probably did, but it was just us. To some, Family Guy is just a joke-machine, so we have a real-life writer from Family Guy stop by to talk about their process, but wouldn’t you know it, they’re just a computer! A machine who writes jokes! We learn we’re living in a post-Nickleback, post-Grimmace world when it comes to comedy so what actually is funny these days...
2017-06-131h 03
Convince Me57 Recreational Marijuana: Juliet Kaufman Chills the HardestJuliet Kaufman (@Jaliza90) is back for a record THIRD time to convince you that responsibly using marijuana is the best way to relax. So get funky with those jazz cigarettes and sit back 'cause Juliet's got reasons why cannabis enhances activities and promotes relaxation. Follow Juliet Kaufman @jaliza90 on twitter, and be sure to follow the Simpsons Instagram account @theSimpsonsFox to see Juliet! Ask us a question on twitter @convincemepod. Also review us on iTunes! Please note that we do not condone marijuana use or listening to this podcast. Both...
2017-05-311h 09
Convince Me56 Kermit Unpigged: Sam Pasternack Throws Muppet PartiesWakah wakah, because this week Sam Pasternack comes on the pod to talk about one of his favorite albums of all time: Kermit Unpigged! (For the layman, it's a comedy music album in which the Muppets pair up with iconic 1990s musicians). Sam talks about how the album is hilarious, musically pleasant, and, at times, touching. Surprisingly, Ben doesn't do a single character in the whole episode! Check out Sam's sketch group Cardboard Couch at https://www.facebook.com/CardboardCouch/, and watch Comedy Knockout on TruTV, 11pm on Thursdays! Rate and review, follow on Twitter (@Con...
2017-05-231h 02
Convince Me55 Sports Are Bad: Ian Dukes Doesn’t Like The Theme Of Our PodcastGo Pats! Tom Brady! Steph Curry is cool! According to Ian Dukes (@ianpauldukes) these are all statements that are bad for your soul. With the first ever unconvince me topic, Ian uses his eastern philosophical and spiritual teachings to endow the boys with the key to life’s happiness. Along our spiritual journey we are joined by Donny the Sportsguy, Slimer, and discuss Babe Root’s ghost. We close out the show with a new and extremely entertaining segment we’re calling “Late Night”? Will the boys leave their fandom behind for a simpler way of life? Or will they all l...
2017-05-161h 04
Convince Me54 This American Life: Ira Glass Needed A Week OffIra Glass hosts one of the best podcasts in the world, This American Life. But even the greatest hosts need a week off every once in a while. Ira asked the hosts of Convince Me to take over hosting duties for a week so he could get some rest. So here they present their This American Life episode, simulcast on the Convince Me and This American Life feeds, as well as NPR radio stations nationwide. The theme is "Now and Then," in which we bring you stories of time passing, changing, and staying the same. In...
2017-05-0944 min
Convince Me53 Spider Man 3: Nathan Pesina Likes the Jazz PartWe all love Tobey McGuire's portrayal of the web-slinging hero in Spiderman 1 & 2, but can Nathan Pesina get us on board for SP3? He sure tries! Along the way, we discover that La La Land is just Spider Man 3 in LA, we get a visit from three classic deep-voiced characters, and as usual Geoff tries too hard to make a metaphor work. Check out Nathan's web series "Shaun White Needs a Job", located here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPlfW7btGyE ! He also wants you to see Unforgettable, the one with Rosario Dawson and Katherine Heigl. ...
2017-05-021h 03
Convince Me52 Best of Convince Me: Ben Cassil, Geoff Kaufman, and Thayer Frechette Listen to Themselves Talk for an HourWell it’s been a whole year of Convince Me! We wouldn’t have made it this far without you, our loyal listener. Thanks Geoff’s mom! This week we take a look back at some of our favorite moments from year one including title matches, Thayer’s notebook, and some epic last minute convinces. Don’t worry we still manage to have off topic conversations, and we finally address Ben going to the bathroom whenever a character comes on the show. Four more years! Four more years!...is a chant you might be saying at some point. This episode is...
2017-04-251h 15
Convince Me51 Meditation: Stephen Perlstein is Itchy, But That's OkayStephen Perlstein (@perlstein) meditates, even when he gets itchy. Itching is the bane of meditation. We discuss this along with how talking about meditation is not pretentious, what thoughts come into out minds, how meditation affects other activities like improv, and ciabatta bread. We also debut a new segment called "Seinfeld Water." You can find Stephen on social media @perlstein, his podcast "You Should Love Wrestling" and BoardwalkAudio.com. Please rate and review us on iTunes, it really is helpful. Thanks for listening! WE LOVE YOU.
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2017-04-191h 02
Convince Me50 Gaming Videos: Charlie Kruse Brings His Own AdThis week it's "Convince Me: Gas Leak Edition," live at Thayer's apartment! Charlie Kruse (@sleepynerd420) plops down and tells us why he loves watching other people play video games on YouTube. He claims it can be as entertaining as anything else on YouTube, Netflix, Netflix on YouTube, or vice versa. The boys even watch a little gaming vid on-air, and if anything they're definitely convinced to play the new Zelda. This episode was heavily edited as we had many technical difficulties throughout. Can you spot the breaks? If you're in the bay, check out Charlie's improv group Je...
2017-04-111h 00
Convince Me49 Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Erin Michele Gabbard Doesn't Watch Other TV ShowsDoes Buffy believe in garlic boarding? Is having a hellmouth under your high school hard? Would you sacrifice your relationships so you could slay more? It’s been 20 years since Buffy The Vampire Slayer first debuted, and it still has a dedicated fanbase that swears it is a good show. Comedian, podcaster, and blood-thirsty lady, Erin Michele Gabbard (@erinMgabbard) sets her fangs into the task of convincing the boyz to watch. We do a deep character analysis, discuss the best ways to kill a vampire, and open-up about the vampires in our own lives. We close things out with ev...
2017-04-0457 min
Convince Me48 Netflix to Sleep: Russell Zych Streams His ZzzsRussell Zych (@russdumpster) wants to help you fall asleep. His advice? Throw out that book, say "so long" to your sleep mask, and turn on Netflix! I've heard of Netflix and chill, but Netflix and sleep? I have also heard of that. Russell takes us through the basics of his Netflix to sleep program, some facts about sleep and blue light, and tips on what shows to watch and earbud logistics. Also, we find out What's Cheezin You Off in the eponymous segment. Also, Ben discovered sound effects. Sorry. Check out Russell's Improv and Sketch te...
2017-03-301h 00
Convince Me47 VHS Tapes: Benjamin Gordon Is Kind, RewindsVHS tapes, 'member? Filmmaker and young person Benjamin Gordon (@alaskopolis on Instagram) says they're fun to watch and collect! From the forced-linear format to great cover art and nostalgia, Benjamin's got a lot of reasons for you to not "tape" old formats for granted (sorry). We also hear another edition of Dolphin Chamber, which is just, you know, real fun. Check out Benjamin Gordon's upcoming short "Miami Rising" as well as his completed short "La Noche." You can stream these films on vimeo, search for Benjamin Gordon. Keep up with Convince Me o...
2017-03-211h 06
Convince Me46 Cleaning: Courtney Karwal Spilled A Frappuccino On Her White Tank TopScrub-a-bubbles, Mr. Clean, urinal cake boss, what do these things mean to you? Comedian Courtney Karwal (@courtneykarwal) deep cleans the studio, offering tips, parent-children bonding stories, and band recommendations to the guys. We learn way too much about everyone’s cleaning tendencies. Nevertheless, Geoff highlights the key ingredient to his relationships, Thayer provides funny visuals, and Ben is definitely homeless. Last but not least, we interview Courtney’s toilet, Percy Kohler, and close things out with a new segment “Emojeez Louise”, discussing texting culture and habits. Will these dirty dogs become deep-cleaning legends? Tune in to find out! For mo...
2017-03-141h 05
Convince Me45 Elizabethan England: Judith Schomp Loves Big Frilly CollarsLadies, this week's episode is Thayer-free! Judith Schomp joins us this week to talk about Elizabethan England. She explains how political and cultural strides being made at the time make it the "coolest period in history." Along the way, Geoff looks back at his middle school production of Stomp, we meet Frederick Shakespeare, brother of the famous playwright and marketing consultant for CBS' "The Bull", and Thayer gets dinner with his mom somewhere else! Check out Judith's team Tidy Fox at iO every Wednesday in March https://www.facebook.com/tidyfoximprov/ And check out Judith's we...
2017-03-071h 06
Convince Me44 Dave Matthews Band: Shane Spiegel Says All Music Is the SameFilmmaker, Comedian and Davehead Shane Spiegel (www.shanespiegel.com) doesn't get why Dave Matthews Band has gotten such a bad reputation. He argues that they are best experienced live, and that most music is the same anyway--which really incenses Thayer. Shane really brings it home by exploring the surprising recurring subject matter in many DMB songs. We also return to the classic segment "Title Match," which goes well, I guess. Shane would like you to eat at Yuca's Tacos on Hollywood and Vermont, where he especially enjoys the chips, guac, and tacos. Shane also encourages yo...
2017-02-281h 04
Convince Me43 Texas: Briana Mckeague Broke Into The AlamoDo nerds get beat up in Texas? Do cowboys drink cold brew? Does Texas smell like pork-rendering? Briana Mckeague stops by the podcast to debunk the Convince Me Boyz’ preconceptions about the Lone Star State. We discuss what type of cowboy hats we’d wear, why more foods should come in a vat, and weigh in on the popularity of sports. Lastly, the boys show why they’re clearly not successful comedians by reading their latest jokes from their comedic journals...spoiler alert! comedy is hard. Can the boyz mess with Texas or will they be sent home with a bran...
2017-02-2157 min
Convince Me42 Investing: Aman Adumer Says Thanks and Offers to Validate Our ParkingOn this week's episode, Aman Adumer teaches us about the ups and downs of investing. And the conversation is well, interesting (said like "investing")! Along the way, Aman tells us what it looks like when a Hollywood meeting goes south, Geoff's tech experience comes in handy during a discussion about the Silicon Valley, and Ben is lewd as ever. This episode is extra special because it was recorded at Thayer's Silverlake apartment. Thanks for the kombucha Thayer! For more Aman, check out Arcade Currency! For no incentive whatsoever, rate and review us on iTunes, follow us...
2017-02-141h 06
Convince Me41 Discworld: Ben Cassil Pratchetts It Up a NotchThe dudes are lonely this week with a no guest bro fest. Ben Cassil loves the Discworld satirical fantasy series of novels by Terry Pratchett, and he REALLY wants Geoff and Thayer to get on board. Seriously, Ben takes this one a bit too seriously. It's concerning. He covers everything from the multiple intersecting storylines in Discworld to the colorful characters and favorite quotes. And at long last, we introduce our new segment: DOLPHIN CHAMBER (no relation to Sharktank). Thanks everyone for reviewing us! We'd love more ratings and reviews on iTunes. You can follow us...
2017-02-071h 02
Convince Me40 Oscar Picks: Eugene Suen Flubs and Snubs the 2017 Academy Awards BallotFilmmaker Eugene Suen (@EugeneSuen) wants to help you win your Oscar pool. We're going through the entire 2017 (89th Annual) Academy Awards field with your tips on who will win, and Eugene's own opinions on who deserves to win. From La La Land to Hacksaw Ridge, we've got you covered for this award season. We also discuss Eugene's height next to Martin Scorsese, many variant pronunciations, Afflack, and we debut the a special Oscar segment: Cast Away. Check out Ben and Eugene's other (possibly returning) podcast Gilmore Girls Boys on iTunes. Also, check out Eugene's film pro...
2017-02-011h 05
Convince Me39 Pinterest: Frankie Wagner Has To Wait For Shrimp TimeShould I get this shag rug? How about this fedora? What about this rusted nail from the 1800s? You don’t have to decide now, you can Pin it for it later! Frankie Wagner joins the convince me boyz to help curate their sad little lives with Pinterest. During our deep dive we learn Geoff needs a better way to get food and clothes, Thayer is too good for Kohl’s, and Ben goes to the bathroom right as an expert arrives to discuss their marriage. We debut new segments “chip or dent?”, “starch talk”, and make some regrettable comedic choi...
2017-01-241h 04
Convince Me38 Competitive Drinking: Keenan Buchanan Hazes CompassionatelyThis week on Convince Me, Keenan Buchanan (@GetCoin) comes to the studio to talk about competitive drinking! Naturally, things get a bit fraternal... but Ben makes sure to keep the group in check. Some can't miss moments: Geoff conceives an Atari joke that will be remembered for centuries, the boys reminisce on their college personas, and Keenan mistakenly says he doesn't like the show Love, but then we realize he's talking about the movie Loving. What are your thoughts on Love? Tell us in an iTunes review, or contact us elsewhere: convincemepodcast@gmail.com | @convincemepod | https://www.faceboo...
2017-01-171h 02
Convince Me37 Convince Me Update: Still Convinced?After 37 episodes, we've been convinced of a lot of things. But are we still convinced? Or to put it another way, are we now convinced of things which we were previously skeptical? Let's find out. On this episode Geoff, Thayer, and Ben revisit all the previous episodes and discuss if their opinions are still the same or have changed. As usual for a no-guest bro fest, things get weird. Also, if you're dying to hear some Maude pitches from Geoff and Thayer, this is the episode for you! Tickle Boss. If you have opinions on our previous e...
2017-01-111h 04
Convince Me36 2016 Commercials Only: Part TwoLast week we kicked off the Commercials Only compilation, and this week, we're doing the thing that happens after the kick off in football games with the second, and final installment of our 2016 Commercials Only! Convince Me is Geoff Kaufman @geoffklive, Thayer Frechette @thayerfrechette, and Ben Cassil @bencassil. Please take a minute and rate/review us on iTunes. It is helpful! Exclamation!
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2017-01-0436 min
Convince Me35 2016 Commercials Only: Part OneIn case you haven't been following the news, Thayer's brave, honest takedown of President-Elect Trump on his recent late night Youtube talk show, "Weird Times Vol. 4" got him exiled to Cuba. With Thayer as a (hopefully temporary) ex-pat, we soldiered on with a clip show! But this is not just any clip show, this one is full of those magical morsels we call "commercials." And as a bonus for faithfully reading this description, here is a custom commercial, written just for you! Are you tired of watching advertisements that feature boring products like deodorant, cars, and bug...
2016-12-2029 min
Convince Me34 Dogs: Julie Barkster Says We "Must Love Dogs"With Thayer exiled to Cuba this week, we welcome guest-host Mike Cullen to the pod! Our guest-guest is Julie Barkster*, who tries to convince us that "dogs are people too." Julie uses her own life story to color her argument, and skillfully argues against a very well written anti-dog article from Bustle.com. The gang reminisces on their favorite dog re-skins of famous TV shows, Geoff shows off a cool new word he learned, and Ben gets interrupted a bunch of times. *Our scheduled guest, Juliet Kaufman (@jaliza90), was extremely late and just made it in time f...
2016-12-131h 12
Convince Me32 Chipotle: Jake Fallon Kidnapped UsThis week's episode is a little... different. Jake Fallon, formerly a friend of the pod, kidnapped us and forced us to record an episode with him in the back of his van. As part of our prosecution against him, the Convince Me boys are publishing this episode for the world to hear! In the ep, Ben Cassil makes his case that Chipotle is a restaurant worth eating at once a week, Thayer deals with extreme torture, and the boys have a fun discussion about Friends. Thanks to DJ Jazzy Jeff for his various accommodations! Please hel...
2016-11-2953 min
Convince Me31 Eric Clapton: Tamara Federici Is Beefin’ With The Clap“Eric Clapton makes awesome music, I wish he were my friend.” Wait! Don’t go making insane statements like that without listening to this! This week Tamara Federici (@snowpants) joins the pod to give the real story on what kind of guy Eric Clapton is, and provides a detailed breakdown on his capacity for friendship. Along the way, we go behind the music with an in-depth lyrical analysis of Clapton’s “Cocaine”, debut a track from the musical “Monkey Business”, and “get er done”! That’s not all, Geoff calls out Clapton for his lack of music videos, Ben doesn’t like British b...
2016-11-2256 min
Convince Me30 Disco: Matt Moore Pigeonholes Himself As A Dance PersonListeners, we have one question this week: what you doin' on your back? We answer that and much more, when comedian, author, and dance legend Matt Moore (@thatMattMoore) grooves on into the studio. We take a deep dive into the inspiration of the Bee Gee’s music, poo poo Lady Gaga’s marketing mishaps, and somehow talk about corn. It doesn’t stop there, Geoff opens up about his upcoming wedding with his Russian business partner/lover, Ben is a rocker, and Thayer was bullied in high school. Lastly, we debut our own version of “Who Wore It Best?” with the h...
2016-11-151h 01
Convince Me28 Godzilla: Daniel Rodgers Wantanabe a Better PersonThink you know everything there is to know about Godzilla? Guess again! This week, Daniel Rodgers hops on your favorite pod to talk about his favorite fictional lizard (Godzilla). Is this description too much? On this ep, we follow a sick outline written by Ben, delve into Geoff's fear of tall men, and learn that Thayer yearns to one day be incontinent. Happy All Saints Day ya bish! Why don't you check out Daniel's friends' band AOMM? Any why, might I ask, don't you rate/review us on iTunes, email us at convincemepodcast@gmail.com or ...
2016-11-011h 02
Convince Me27 Late Night ConceptisodeIt's a very special Convince Me this week, with your hosts trying out a late night talk show format. Recorded live on tape from Pasadena, it's Late Night Convince Me with your host, Thayer "the French Cat" Frechette. First you'll be treated to highly topical monologue jokes that will not only make you laugh, they'll make you think. Our first guest is Navin Pleabody, National Geographic photographer, who tells several stories of phrases that changed his life. Then Sex Therapist Michael Stortz titillates and educates about the oft-neglected arts of kissing and hand massage. And finally, the thrilling musical...
2016-10-2545 min
Convince Me26 Cosmic Coupling: Elle Eckley Is Not Dating Hard EnoughHey baby what’s your sign? Don’t know? Sounds like you need a deep-dive into the wondrous world of cosmic coupling. Elle Eckley (@elleeckley) joins us for an intimate Convince Me session, exploring past, present, and future lovers. We discover the boys’ signs: Ben is a “cusper”, Geoff is a glass half-medium Pisces, and Thayer is apparently a corn-fed lesbian. Confused? So were we, but it is an amazing journey you don’t want to miss. Elle’s ex-boyfriend, turned soybean farmer, stops by to discuss their relationship, inspiring Elle to pitch her Zodiac dating TV pilot. Lastly we debut a new...
2016-10-181h 02
Convince Me25 Comic Books: Jesse Sanchez Uses Graphic Language to Illustrate His PointBam! Pow! Ka... plang? This week, Jesse Sanchez (@Buh2001j) stops by to take us through the world of comic books! Along the way, we talk about how Thayer uses emojis to text women, bond over our disdain for a certain pre-historic flick released by Disney Pixar, and as always, Geoff chimes in multiple times throughout the convo to share his insightful observations with the group. Check out Jesse's movie reviews at https://www.youtube.com/user/buh2001j Don't wait another second, rate/review us on iTunes, email us at convincemepodcast@gmail.com and foll...
2016-10-111h 06
Convince Me22 Sensory Deprivation Tanks: Thayer Frechette Receives Positive AffirmationsDue to a number of scheduling mishaps, the boys return with another No-Guest-Bro-Fest! This week, Thayer man-splains to Ben and Geoff the restorative benefits of sensory deprivation tanks. Along the way, we talk to a very Chicagoan man named Mike Calendar, and a surprise mythical character (hint: he helps people go to sleep). We also learn Geoff's strategy for making friends at work! Thayer Frechette is a comedian living in sunny Hollywood, CA. Follow him at @thayerfrechette to send him positive affirmations. As always, rate/review us on iTunes, email us at convincemepodcast@gmail.com or f...
2016-09-201h 08
Convince Me21 Sister Act II: Ben Siemon Is Back in the HabitBen Siemon (@BenjaminJS) is on a mission to not only rectify the unfair Sister Act II score on Rotten Tomatoes, but to change hearts and minds with his message--that the Whoopi Goldberg sequel is superior to the original. Along the way we discuss arcade game preferences, other sequels and how they stack up to originals, Christian parody bands, a bad mis-remembering of Sound of Music, Stranger Things, possible Sister Act III premises, and the return of Thayer's Notebook, Is This Funny?: Un-Crackables Edition. Follow Ben Siemon on Twitter @BenjaminJS, catch him on CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and as...
2016-09-131h 00
Convince Me17 Live Theatre: Alice Bebbington Does Great Clap-ClapComedian, improviser, and all around great gal, Alice Bebbington stops by the studio to discuss live theatre! Acting! She compares and contrasts the playhouse with the movie house, while taking an in-depth look at her English heritage. The gang relives their theatre glory days by sharing songs and scenes of their childhood plays. Ricky Gervais makes an appearance to weigh in on Trump, and talks about what makes him feel sexy. Lastly, Ben can’t handle the word climax, Geoff selfishly promotes himself, and Thayer is smart as ever. Luckily we end on a high note with everybody’s favo...
2016-08-161h 10
Convince Me16 The Andy Griffith Show: Ben Cassil Loves Don KnottsIt's another no-guest bro-fest this week, with Ben Cassil (@bencassil) trying to convince us all to watch the classic sitcom "The Andy Griffith Show." Ben takes Geoff and Thayer through all aspects, from the premise and the funniest bits, to ratings and actually watching an episode of the show (Barney's First Car). Along the way we learn about youtuber Tman707775's odd editing sensibilities, and have another installment of "First Impressions." Remember to rate and review us on iTunes. You can contact us through email: convincemepodcast@gmail.com, or twitter @convincemepod.
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2016-08-0947 min
Convince Me15 Mystery Men: Jon Orner Basically Convinces Us on Smash MouthIllustrator/Comedian Jon Orner (@jonorner) comes on the show to convince us that "Mystery Men" is the reboot the world needs right now. Along the way, Geoff gets a little lost in the research zone, Thayer describes how he creates a productive work space in his sister's basement, and we meet Brian Reynolds, who does not live in the shadow of his famous brother (in fact, sometimes his brother lives in his shadow when Ryan pays him to block the sun, so there!) Check out Jon's work at http://jonorner.com/ Also, rate and review us...
2016-08-021h 15
Convince Me14 Cleveland Cavaliers: Breck Denny is Begging YouThayer "The French Cat" Frechette, Ben "The French Dog" Cassil, and Geoff "There's Two Sides to Every Story" Kaufman are joined by Performance Artist Breck Denny. Breck has got a real passion for his boyhood team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, and he's itching to convince the boys to come on board. We delve deep into the specific reasons Breck has for each host to be convinced, and along the way we hear from former Cavs owner Ted Stepien, and find out about an innovative new way to convince. Are we at the end of the "Geoff's dad is Shaq" saga? L...
2016-07-2657 min
Convince Me13 Pokémon Go: Juliet Kaufman Loves VerizonIt's a special edition Pokémon Go breaking news report! The guys are here to talk about the app that everyone is talking about. Juliet Kaufman joins as our guest for the second time! What is she, one of the guys? The crew talks to a real Pokémon (careful, the conversation gets pretty nsfw), Geoff explains the difference between New York and LA, and we hear some thoughts on evolution from Reverend Jim Scarvale. Also, Thayer has a great joke about Pokémon Go and Tinder. Don't miss it! Blastoise, if you're reading this, I'd love to g...
2016-07-191h 10
Convince Me11 Movie Theaters: Andrew Lindh Is In It for the PopcornDid we mention the popcorn? Actor/Comedian Andrew Lindh (@druprint) brings his obsession with going to the movies to the podcast! Will the boys be convinced? As a couple of Hollyweirdos, do they even need to be? Along the way, learn the mystery of what kind of pizza we will order, and whether it will arrive during the recording or not. During this recording we were shocked to learn that Geoff was a big man on campus. This show marks the introduction of the new segment "Title Match," where we try to act out Netflix shows we are unfamiliar w...
2016-07-051h 02
Convince Me10 Tarot: Zach Frechette Frenchvinces Us, SorryEntrepreneur, and Thayer's brother, Zach Frechette comes on to talk tarot readings! Zach tries to convince the boys that tarot is useful when faced with difficult life decisions, and not a waste of money. Along the way, we meet a rhyming jester who just can't seem to get a good line out, and we try our best to determine whether Thayer uses any of the bathrooms in his sister's basement where he lives. Zach's behind theblacktux.com, check if out if he seemed cool! If we seemed cool, you can rate and review us on iTunes...
2016-06-2856 min
Convince Me6 Soccer: Ben Cassil Can't Use His HandsIt's a hosts-only episode of Convince Me! Ben Cassil (@bencassil) brings the sport of soccer to the table, addressing such misgivings as flops, entertainment value, and the place of MLS. Will Geoff and Thayer (and Mike?) be convinced? Lots of singing and chanting in this episode, so enjoy that. Ben's neighbor Romanio stops by to give a veiled advertisement for Italy, the country. Danny DeVETOs abound. First impressions returns as well, with Thayer doing the honors. Side note: we reference an unreleased episode of the show where Thayer tried to convince us to play the Lottery. If y...
2016-05-311h 04
Convince Me4 Laser Tag: Hannah Kornberg Kornvinces UsThis week, Hannah Kornberg (@ItWentHannah) tries to convince the boys that golf laser tag is the "game of the future." We hear the story of how Geoff's mom danced with Shaq, but more importantly, we learn that Thayer reads the New York Times. Pau Gasol stops by to brainstorm his laser tag avatar, and Billy Bob Thornton talks yo-yo's and Gilmore Girls. Rate and review, follow us on Twitter (@convincemepod), or email us with questions/suggestions at convincemepodcast@gmail.com!
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2016-05-171h 11
Convince Me3 Dungeons & Dragons: Connor Hurley's a Real ProvheadWhat's up with that red arm? Connor Hurley (@jazzpizzasketch) introduces Geoff, Thayer, and Ben to the tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. They play the game, inventing characters and learning the rules while Connor looks after them as a Dungeon Master. Will they be convinced? We also get to know noted D&D super fan Vin Diesel, who stops by the wolfear studios to chat about his strategy. Everyone was very excited about our recurring segment, "First Impressions," when we heard Geoff's hot take on Jimmy Fallon. All of U2 also says hello, and we learn if Juliet Kaufman's N...
2016-05-1056 min
Convince Me2 Neko Atsume: Juliet Kaufman Pets Digital CatsComedian Juliet Kaufman (@jaliza90) tries to convince Geoff, Thayer, and Ben to play the game she describes as "a Buddhist experience," Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector. Will they play more than once? We also meet the show's oppressive producer Mark, whose fate is uncertain. Surprise guest this week--a certain feline rapper from Detroit. Thayer describes one of his very NSFW areas of expertise, and our old pal Bruce Willis stops by for some "Pulp" news. There's also a solitaire freestyle rap battle from Johnny. Also we play the segment sensation "First Impressions." This episode is sponsored by Ricardo Suarez, a rea...
2016-05-031h 14
Convince Me1 UBER: Thayer Doesn't Own a CarThayer tries to convince Ben and Geoff to sell their cars and use Uber instead. Is he successful? This is the inaugural episode of the podcast sensation "Convince Me!" You've heard about "Convince Me" on Oprah's favorite things, read about it in Car and Driver, seen Michelle Obama recommend that you not listen to it for health reasons. Now listen to the podcast yourself! Email us: convincemepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @convincemepod
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2016-04-2759 min