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The 2 Montys PodcastRecovering Perfectionist - Ep 83This week we’re joined by our brilliant mate Julie Muir. Celebrant, mentor, writer and (accidental) stand-up comedian.We cover everything from ADHD diagnosis and how it's shaped Julie’s life and work, to the chaos of working in the wedding industry, the crushing weight of Instagram, and the unexpected joy of taking a mid-career creative sabbatical. There’s also a heated discussion about cruises, saggy balls, and a spicy margarita gift that nearly steals the show.It’s chaotic, honest, hilarious and surprisingly heartfelt.If you're self-employed, neurodivergent, or just trying to figure o...2025-07-2835 min

The 2 Montys PodcastGot Milk? - Ep 82Jordan from JP Creative Photo & Film joins the Montys, but good luck hearing her over the boys as they do what they do best, talk over the top of our guests. They cover wedding punch–ups, chaotic family dynamics, and actually drop a helpful tip: give your photographer a family photo list. Seriously, it can help avoid some seriously awkward moments.Check out Jordan’s work at:www.jpcreativephotoandfilm.com.au 2025-07-2135 min

The 2 Montys Podcastwww.montyking.com.au - Ep 81The Montys are joined by a friend of the pod, Ray Gibbons, who walks us through traffic infringement chaos, accidental licence suspensions, corporate sleuthing, and his new venture, Shiny Disco Balls.Along the way, they uncover shady domain name drama, the stress of running multiple businesses with zero admin access, and somehow manage to shoehorn in a live plug for Ray's photo booth empire mid-tax evasion confession.2025-07-1430 min

The 2 Montys Podcast"Cannoli Dust" - Ep 80Britt is back in the studio and she’s brought cannoli and her very own neon sign. That’s the kind of guest commitment we can get around.Things unravel quickly. The King ends up with a suspicious dusting of icing sugar down his shirt that looks a lot like you know what. Britt runs a pop-up affirmation session. The Montys twist every wholesome sentiment into something deeply unhelpful and vaguely offensive.It’s messy, sugary and somehow still inspiring.2025-07-0729 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty Had a Little Lamb - Ep 79This week, the Montys spiral into an unexpected deep-dive on livestock auctions as Monty reveals his plan to source meat for his wedding straight from the saleyards. Is it sustainable? Is it legal? Is it even edible? No one knows.We’re joined by Ben Pittman from Uptown the Band, legendary bassist, wedding circuit icon, and man with a very urgent haircut. He drops a few nuggets of musical wisdom before vanishing into the barber’s chair, leaving us mid-chat and completely unprepared.It’s chaos, it’s cattle, it’s cuts (both hair and audio).2025-06-3024 min

The 2 Montys PodcastCeline Cuisine - Ep 78The Montys are back at Shout Brewing and straight into the usual nonsense. From petty insults to questionable life advice, nothing’s changed. This week, they spiral through tangents, chaos and a few accidental moments of brilliance. Most importantly, we find out who Haron has chosen to officiate his wedding… and it’s not who you think.Pull up a stool, pour a pint and settle in. It’s unfiltered, unorganised and undeniably Monty.2025-06-2329 min

The 2 Montys PodcastShrek & Donkey - Ep 77After a rogue long weekend, a missed upload and a slight tech breakdown, the 2 Montys return in peak form. Haron roasts King's new "f**kboy" hat, King shifts blame for missed episodes, and the lads read a listener dilemma about whether grandma's birthday cash can be morally laundered into booze, blow or Beats headphones.There's also a wanking pool party gone wrong, a tuna-scented dog rescue, a funeral-turned-family-reunion and a spicy new segment called "Who's Your Daddy?" It’s a bit chaotic, very inappropriate and somehow ends with a sourdough starter?Unfiltered and unorganised as al...2025-06-1638 min

The 2 Montys PodcastRhymes with Barry - Ep 76Monty and King are back, limping through stories from their brutal May 50K challenge. Blisters, bad maths, ice creams mid-breakdown and the kind of petty rivalry that raises thousands for charity. Monty also shares a surprise twist involving candles, a Melbourne hotel and a counterproposal no one saw coming.Plus, the boys gear up for a big weekend with the Community Over Competition crew and dish out shoutouts, insults and just a little bit of heart.Unfiltered, messy and very Monty.2025-06-0230 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Most Wild Thing Monty Has Ever Said - Ep 75In this episode, we dive headfirst into wedding day madness. From mums clinging to old traditions to celebrants asking for a second kiss “just in case,” nothing is off-limits, almost. We talk about vendors getting snubbed on meals, the awkwardness of being seated with strangers, and one venue owner who kicked out a couple before their ceremony. Plus, Haron drops a comment so wild we had to beep it out. Yes, really.2025-05-2631 min

The 2 Montys PodcastBald & Bearded Twins ft. Will from Euphoria Films - Ep 74Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films joins the boys to share his unapologetic love for overbearing parents and unsung hero content creators who ditch smartphones for professional cameras. They riff on the bald and bearded aesthetic, and tease a cliffhanger on wedding catering that you’ll have to catch in the next instalment. Expect banter, insider stories and just enough suspense to keep you coming back.2025-05-1931 min

The 2 Montys PodcastInternational Woman of Mystery ft. Sarah Chippindale - Ep 73Sarah Chippindale returns to the brewery for a heartfelt conversation about living with MS and the ups and downs of her journey. She shares how she’s training for The May 50K to raise vital funds and awareness (find out more at themay50k.org). After that genuine deep dive, the boys pivot to lighter territory with a hilariously unfiltered discussion on sperm donors, ethical dilemmas and everything in between (looking at you Gloria Jeans Cum Cup). Expect warmth, laughter and the unexpected in this surprisingly earnest instalment.2025-05-1234 min

The 2 Montys PodcastDefinitely not Auth by H Fong Trumpet of Patriots - Ep 72Contact Harry Fong on 0419 788 168 today!Oh, also, Haron got engaged, so maybe call Harry and let him know that too.2025-05-0529 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Great Monty-Off Hosted by Britt (Part 2) - Ep 71In a world where choices aren't just difficult, they're downright diabolical, two brave podcasters face their greatest challenge yet: a Would You Rather showdown that could change everything. This week, The 2 Montys are joined by the one and only Britt from Persempre Ceremonies, and together they tumble down a rabbit hole of impossible decisions, questionable morals, and way too much laughter. Will they escape unscathed? Will anyone choose wisely? Grab your headphones and prepare for drama, chaos, and the kind of questions you definitely shouldn’t ask at a wedding. It's fun, it's wild, and it's absolutely unnecessary. Just th...2025-04-2935 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Great Monty-Off Hosted by Britt (Part 1) - Ep 70In a world where choices aren't just difficult, they're downright diabolical, two brave podcasters face their greatest challenge yet: a Would You Rather showdown that could change everything. This week, The 2 Montys are joined by the one and only Britt from Persempre Ceremonies, and together they tumble down a rabbit hole of impossible decisions, questionable morals, and way too much laughter. Will they escape unscathed? Will anyone choose wisely? Grab your headphones and prepare for drama, chaos, and the kind of questions you definitely shouldn’t ask at a wedding. It's fun, it's wild, and it's absolutely unnecessary. Just th...2025-04-2129 min

The 2 Montys Podcast10 Megatons of Confetti ft. Jayme & Kyle (2 Montys Charity Auction Winners) - Ep 69In a very special and mildly chaotic Episode 69, Jayme and Kyle, the proud winners of this year's Two Montys Charity Auction, join the boys for a laugh-filled chat. They reveal how stressful the bidding war truly was, discuss their highly questionable game plan for the big day, and explain why they have somehow ended up with an industrial quantity of confetti cannons. Expect unexpected tangents, a few emotional moments, and plenty of noise. It is charity, but make it unhinged.2025-04-1432 min

The 2 Montys PodcastNintendo 65 - Ep 68Get ready for an unfiltered romp with Haron and King as they dive into a no-holds-barred chat filled with outrageous banter, candid car rants, and absurd misadventures. In this episode, the power duo skewers dodgy Toyota servicing, luxury test drives, and even the bizarre world of Bali "massages" all while dishing out cheeky commentary on everything from outdated technology to the demise of corner stores. Expect plenty of explicit language, irreverent humour, and unpredictable twists in a conversation that’s as raw and real as it gets.2025-04-0728 min

The 2 Montys PodcastSausage Extenders - Ep 67It’s another unfiltered Tuesday with the Two Montys. In this episode, your favourite two Montys dive into a rant about skyrocketing sausage prices (thanks to the bizarre trend of sausage burying at weddings obviously) and swap wild wedding speech mishaps that had them laughing (and cringing) in equal measure. They even tackle the uncharted territory of used sex toys (yes, really..) while debating the finer points of gendered language in ceremonies. It’s chaotic banter at its best, tune in for a no-holds-barred chat that only the Two Montys could deliver, see you next Tuesday, m*****f***ers!2025-03-3137 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Man Inside Me ft. Lauren the Celebrant - Episode 66This week, we’re joined by Lauren the Celebrant, and things go off the rails immediately. The King spends half the episode adjusting the camera, Haron debates the ethics of a Google Maps photographer wanting to see inside his business (his business is just him), and Lauren shares her love-hate relationship with weddings, bogans, and South Australia’s patchy internet. We also discuss chest hair, skydiving, and why you should never trust Monty to keep his arms still in freefall.2025-03-2436 min

The 2 Montys PodcastBarb on the Corner - Ep 65This episode is a rollercoaster of wine-fuelled banter, wedding stories, and an insane small-world moment that’ll make you question the universe. Haron shares one of the most emotional and unforgettable weddings he’s ever done, complete with a surprise connection between the bride’s family and the bartender. Meanwhile, King takes a detour into Tasmanian travel tales, airplane etiquette rants, and somehow, Glen Innes gets mentioned again. Classic.Show Notes:Haron’s top-tier farm wedding story with a crazy twistKing’s Tasmania trip: beers, bad driving, and scallop piesThe great airplane seat recline debateA Westpac Chopper ch...2025-03-1733 min

The 2 Montys Podcast$60,000 And A Buried Sausage - Ep 64In this episode of The Two Montys, Haron and the King dive into the wild success of the charity wedding auction, where one lucky couple scored a $100,000 wedding for just $60,000, all in support of the Westpac Rescue Helicopter. They share behind-the-scenes stress, unexpected bidding wars, and a last-minute twist that sealed the deal. Plus, there’s plenty of banter, wedding industry rants, and a deep dive into the bizarre "bury a sausage" weather superstition. Strap in for laughs and chaos 2025-03-1032 min

The 2 Montys PodcastLike Left on Wed, But Actually Worth Listening To ft Married By Adam - Ep 63Married by Adam returns, and let’s be real—we are obviously his favourite podcast (not that other one he runs). He then casually drops a story about pulling things out of dogs, because why not? Honestly, this might be our funniest episode ever. Buckle up, it’s a wild one!This week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at:www.sassywedcrew.com.au 2025-03-0336 min

The 2 Montys PodcastGay Hamsters & Nell Dark-Jones - Ep 62Nell is back, without Jeremy this time (phew). We dive into the world of Sassy Wed Crew, uncover the truth about gay hamsters, and sorry King but spoiler: It’s not “Itsumi Mario,” no matter how much you want it to be.This week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at:www.sassywedcrew.com.au 2025-02-2431 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThings Could Be Worse ft. Face Lady - Ep 61This week, we’re joined by Face Lady, the makeup artist for the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Wedding! We chat about mines (the digging kind, not the possessive kind), attempt to keep track of our ever-growing swear word count, and discover a foolproof way to boost your self-esteem—just send this podcast to someone else and let them suffer instead.Find out more: www.facelady.com.auThis week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at:www.sassywedcrew.com.au 2025-02-1733 min

Daily Blue, Weekly#088 - Blow Back (feat. The 2 Montys)Check out The 2 Montys & potentially score yourself a cheap wedding: https://www.the2montys.com.auSupport the boys on Patreon for bonus episodes: https://patreon.com/dailyblueweekly?uSportsShedTV charity match: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/sportshedtv-charity-match-2025-tickets-1204099838029?aff=oddtdtcreatorThis week on Daily Blue, Weekly, Gabe and Bluey are joined by The 2 Montys, both full-time marriage celebrants. They share some hilarious wedding mishaps, terrible speeches, the struggle of basic maths, what a million dollars actually gets you, and some well-deserved Married at First Sight slander.-2025-02-111h 16

The 2 Montys PodcastBritt’s Back, The Auction’s on Track & The King Wants a Plaque (Wedding Awards are Whack) – Ep 60Britt from Per Sempre Ceremonies returns (she just can’t stay away). With the 2 Montys Charity Auction happeningthis Friday, we go over the final details, talk about backup plans, and—most importantly—dive into just how much Monty Kingloves being nominated for industry awards. Spoiler: It’s a lot. Tune in for the usual chaos and some last-minute auction hype!This weeks episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at:www.sassywedcrew.com.au 2025-02-1033 min

The 2 Montys PodcastVee’s Guide to Home Invasion - Ep 59This week, we’re joined by the legendary Weddings with Vee, who shares the wild story of how she accidentally broke into a stranger’s home (sure, Vee… sure). We also dive into wedding antics, the Great British Bake-Off, and the absolutely hilarious way she met both Montys. It’s unhinged, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly what you need in your ears today! Find Vee at: www.weddingswithvee.com This weeks episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at: ...2025-02-0332 min

The 2 Montys Podcast2 Montys, 1 Cup ft. Britt from Per Sempre - Ep 58Gifts, Chaos, and a Break-Up: Britt’s Wild RideThis might just be our funniest episode yet! Britt from Per Sempre Ceremonies joins us, and the dynamic between the three of us is pure, chaotic gold. We surprise her with the news that she’s part of the 2 Montys Charity Wedding—she brought gifts, but then immediately broke up with us and decided she doesn’t want to be a regular. But what do you think? Should we have her back? Let us know and enjoy the hilarity!This weeks episode was brought...2025-01-2728 min

The 2 Montys PodcastLGHDTV+ - Ep 57Boomers, Bids, and a Poetic Plot Twist We’re back for 2025! In our first episode of the year, we chat about the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Auction happening this Valentine’s Day, explore a hilarious Facebook group where everyone pretends to be a boomer, and—wait for it—Haron drops a surprisingly serious poem. Who knew he had it in him? Tune in for laughs, feels, and all the chaos you missed over the break!2025-01-2026 min

The 2 Montys PodcastApparently, I’ve Never Been on a Live Podcast Before - Ep 56Appaaaarently it’s our final episode for the year before we take a holiday break! We’re wrapping things up with laughs, chaos, and a nod to that iconic kid who's never been on live television before. Thanks for sticking with us through all the shenanigans this year. Tune in for a send-off that’s as ridiculous as ever, and we’ll see you in the new year! 🎉2024-12-2335 min

The 2 Montys PodcastLong Cakes - A Cake, That, Is Long ft. Celeste from Butter Bakery- a layer of ladyfingers - a layer of jam - custard (made from scratch) - raspberries, - more ladyfingers - beef sautéed with peas and onions - a little more custard - sliced bananas - and whipped cream. For episode 55, we’re joined by Celeste from Butter Bakery for a lovely chat about pastries, community, and the art of baking—at least until Haron steers the conversation into the murky waters of “man mustard.” Things truly escalate when the King delivers a scathing takedown of Coldplay, dubbing them the ultimate purveyors of elevator music. It...2024-12-1630 min

The 2 Montys PodcastA Story With More Holes than Swiss Cheese(man) - Ep 54This week’s episode is as sharp as aged cheddar! We dive into a tale of a brie-lliant (but fake) celebrant who wasn’t even registered with Births, Deaths, and Marriages. Then, Haron absolutely melts down over Scotty Cam calling him a tryhard—while rocking cowboy boots in Mudgee, no less. It's a grate mix of drama, laughs, and cheesy puns you won’t want to miss. Don’t be blue—tune in! 🧀 (I'm sorry for the cheese puns, I really double (brie) downed Find out more: https://www.abc.net.au/listen/p...2024-12-0926 min

The 2 Montys PodcastI Saw The Whole Milky Way ft. Sam from Silent Shout - Ep 53This week, we’re joined by Sam from Silent Shout, who spills the tea on DJing weddings, his exciting new restaurant venture Ravella in Newcastle, and their involvement in the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Weddings. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Montys episode without some wild stories thrown in for good measure. Tune in for laughs, insight, and maybe even some dinner reservations! Find out more: https://www.silentshout.com.au https://www.ravellanewcastle.com.au 2024-12-0233 min

The 2 Montys PodcastI'm Telling Dad - Ep 52The King’s on the beers, Haron’s back with even more Glen Innes tales, and just when things start spiralling, previous guests decide to gate crash. It’s messy, chaotic, and exactly what you’d expect from The 2 Montys Podcast. Buckle up for this wild ride! Oh, did I mention King is white girl wasted?2024-11-2527 min

The 2 Montys Podcast(redacted) Ft. Leisha from Chameleon Directive - Ep 51Caw! Caw! Squawk. Tweet-tweet! Chirp chirp chirp. HONK! Squawk? CAW CAW! Flapping noises chirrrrrrup. ...Okay, fine, it’s another chaotic episode of The 2 Montys Podcast. You’ll just have to tune in to find out if it’s about actual birds—or just Monty being bird-brained again 🐦 Find Leisha: https://www.chameleondirective.com 2024-11-1832 min

The 2 Montys PodcastHair Rejuvenation Helmet ft. Brit (Per Sempre Ceremonies) - Ep 50For our 50th episode, we welcome Brittany Turner Virgili, the newly rebranded celebrant behind Per Sempre Ceremonies! Britt brings in gifts, chats love languages, and treats us to an uncanny impression of Kath and Kim. Things get a bit wholesome, which naturally bothers the King—so he balances it out with some classic zingers. Tune in for a blend of heart and humour on The 2 Montys Podcast! Find Britt at: https://www.persempre.au 2024-11-1133 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Insatiable Quest for a Zinger Pie ft. Tamara from the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service - Ep 49In this special episode, we’re thrilled to have Tamara from the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service as our guest! As the chosen charity for next year's 2 Montys Wedding Auction, Tamara gives us an insider’s view of the essential work the service does and even takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour of the helicopters. But things take a wild turn when Haron calls out Dylan's latest antics and his unstoppable campaign to bring back the iconic KFC Zinger Pie. Get ready for laughs, insights, and some serious pie nostalgia! Find out more: http...2024-11-0431 min

The 2 Montys PodcastFilthy Mouth Amplified ft Ashlee Bunney - Ep 48This week, we’re joined by Ashlee Bunney, a celebrant from Western Australia with a legendary potty mouth! It’s 38 minutes of non-stop chatter, three people talking over each other, and enough swearing to make a sailor blush. What could go wrong? Tune in for the chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast. Want more Ashlee? www.ashleebunney.com.au www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant 2024-10-2838 min

The 2 Montys PodcastCalling all Celebrants, Calling all Celebrants - Ep 47In this episode, we dive into the alleged shortage of wedding celebrants. Seriously, if you're a celebrant and you’re listening to this (which, let's be honest, you probably are bc who the hell else is listening), get off your butt and take some jobs—for the good of the people! Plus, we sprinkle in our usual antics and wedding stories. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a public service announcement on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-10-2133 min

The 2 Montys PodcastCut Off and Kicked Out ft. Howard Shearman - Ep46In this episode, we’re joined by musician extraordinaire Howard Shearman, who’s here to share some wild wedding tales—including his own! Things get awkward (and hilarious) when Haron completely roasts Lincoln the producer, not realising he was the one who filmed Howie’s wedding. But the main event? A groom who got kicked out of his own wedding, only to smash someone over the head with a chair on the beach. Yup, you read that right. Tune in for the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-10-1427 min

The 2 Montys PodcastFilipino Facts with the King ft. Will Anlezark - Ep 45In Episode 45, we’re joined by Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films, and things get weird fast. The King pulls out more random Filipino facts, Lincoln the producer is dragged on camera to tell a story, and to top it all off, Haron can’t hold his pee and just straight-up walks out with five minutes left. Chaos till the end on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-10-0733 min

The 2 Montys PodcastPing Ping and The Great Flower Heist of 2024 ft. Will & Howard - Ep 44In Episode 44, we’re joined by musician Howard Shearman and Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films! This one’s a wild ride as we dive into Filipino names and uncover the juicy details of the great wedding flower heist of 2024. You won’t want to miss this chaotic combo of music, film, and floral misdemeanours on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-09-3030 min

The 2 Montys PodcastLivin' La Vida Farm Life - Ep 43In Episode 43, we had to take things online because Haron’s off living the farm life. Everything was going smoothly... until Haron decided to name drop our supposedly "anonymous" caller. So much for keeping secrets! Tune in for the accidental reveals and farm life vibes on The 2 Montys Podcast! 2024-09-2333 min

The 2 Montys PodcastChaos, Cake and Carnage ft. Jeremy & Nell - Ep 42In Episode 42, Jeremy and Nell are back—and they’re back with a vengeance! Jeremy shows up with wedding cake (because Monty does like cake, after all), but things take a turn when Nell absolutely roasts him for a solid 10 minutes. It gets seriously unhinged. Tune in for chaos, cake, and carnage on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-09-1627 min

The 2 Montys PodcastNell Doesn't Touch People ft Jeremy & Nell - Ep 41In Episode 41, we’re joined by Jeremy Bell and Nell Dark-Jones! Jeremy kicks things off by trashing our intro song, then strips down mid-podcast to reveal a surprise on his t-shirt that, spoiler alert, we don’t bother describing for the audio listeners—so you’ll definitely want to watch this one on YouTube. Oh, and Nell’s there too, I guess. Tune in for the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-09-0932 min

The 2 Montys PodcastGoober ft. Molly - Ep 40In Episode 40, we’re joined by a very special guest—Molly, none other than the bride from the 2 Montys Charity wedding! She’s here to spill the tea on her big day, with all the behind-the-scenes laughs and chaos. Plus, her son’s already got Haron figured out, giving him the perfect nickname: "Goober." Tune in for a hilarious recap and maybe a few new Goober jokes on The 2 Montys Podcast! 2024-09-0230 min

The 2 Montys PodcastAre You The Mystery Man? - Ep 39In Episode 39, Dylan talks smack about country solicitors—right to a solicitor’s wife! Meanwhile, King decides it’s time to aggressively FaceTime people just for the fun of it. Plus, we can’t stop throwing it back to Glen Innes and Dylan. Sick of Dylan yet? Let us know! We’re also on the lookout for a mystery man—an ex-wedding photographer, 28-year-old from Newcastle studying teaching, who likes indie music and running, and whose name starts with J. If you’ve got any leads, drop us a line, surely thats enough to go on! Tune in for all the...2024-08-2628 min

The 2 Montys PodcastI Like To Ride My Brew-Bicycle ft. Jesse from Brew Bike - Ep 38In Episode 38, we’re joined by Jesse from Brew Bike for a laid-back chat—just be ready to drop your pants when Eagle Rock comes on! Meanwhile, Adam’s in the background playing with kids' toys the entire episode, don't ask. Tune in for the laughs and a bit of chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-08-1932 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMarried by A dam ft. Adam Seeney- Ep 37In Episode 37, we have a special guest: Married by Adam! Or as we like to call him, Married by A dam. Adam joins us for a chat, but beware—he tries to plug his podcast a lot (we've edited most of it out, so try counting how many times he sneaks it in!). Tune in for the fun and see if you can spot all the shameless plugs on The 2 Montys Podcast! Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or learned something new, leave us a review! Think of it as your good de...2024-08-1233 min

The 2 Montys PodcastRenee the Celebrant - Ep 36Howdy Y'all. In Episode 36, we're excited to welcome our first-ever online guest, the iconic Renee the Celebrant from Melbourne! She can be your Celebrant, MC, and DJ—all while dressing like Dolly Parton. Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or learned something new, leave us a review! Think of it as your good deed for the day—like holding the door open for someone, but without the awkward eye contact. Drop those stars and comments wherever you get your podcasts, and help us keep the madness rolling on The 2 Montys Podcast! 🌟 2024-08-0530 min

The 2 Montys PodcastLFG - Ep 35LFG. We’re bringing the energy and excitement up a notch! We just wrapped up our 2 Montys charity wedding, and it was a huge success. Tune in as we talk about the big day and dive into a wild ride filled with laughs, unpredictable stories, and all the Monty madness you love. Let's go! 2024-07-2928 min

The 2 Montys PodcastApple, Banana, Carrot - Ep 34Welcome back to the pod 🫛 In Episode 34, chaos ensues as Jake quietly knits a beanie in the background, Haron hilariously fumbles through the phonetic alphabet, and rogue Google reviews take centre stage. Tune in for the laughs and unexpected antics on The 2 Montys Podcast 🤠2024-07-2225 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty - Ep 33Monty?2024-07-1528 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThree Fast Pumps, Long Pause - Ep 32Howdy y'all 🤠. In Episode 32, we're back to regular programming after the gala specials! Get ready for some good ol' Monty on Monty action. Plus, Haron got interviewed for the news at the farm—fancy that! Tune in for the laughs, banter, and all the usual antics on The 2 Montys Podcast! 2024-07-0827 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Final Gala SpecialThe Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.2024-07-0131 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Gala Special - Part 3The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.2024-06-2431 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Gala Special - Part 2The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.2024-06-1731 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Gala Special - Part 1The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.2024-06-1031 min

The Good Food CFO podcastBABOYOT with Lauren Montgomery of Monty’s: A Story of Recalibration, Patience and GrowthTrusting in the process can be the hardest and most rewarding thing you can do for your Good Food business. In this episode, Sarah is joined by Lauren Montgomery, the founder of Monty’s, to discuss the intricacies of building a sustainable food brand. Lauren's journey from a deep passion for nutrition to creating the cleanest ingredient cashew cream cheese and plant-based butter on the market is both inspiring and educational. Lauren shares how Monty’s early and fast growth caused some growing pains, and how a pause to recalibrate helped her la...2024-06-101h 00

The 2 Montys PodcastPegged Like a Clothesline - Ep 27In Episode 27, Monty King gets interrupted by a random call from a mate needing some heavy lifting, while Haron spins a long tale about driving to Victoria for a country wedding, complete with tyre-changing woes and a rescuer motivated by a blocked driveway. We also uncover that Haron has a will stating Monty will do his funeral! Plus, don’t miss the return of Uncle Monty's Advice line. Join the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast! 2024-06-0328 min

The 2 Montys PodcastSwiss-Listeners = Swissteners? - Ep 26In Episode 26, things get cheeky as Haron shares stories about his grandfather's navy days, leading to some risqué jokes about ranks like rear admiral and able seaman. Meanwhile, Monty King goes off about giant water bottles and hilariously botches the pronunciation of the place where Tina Turner passed away, probably losing us all our Swiss listeners. Tune in for the chaos and comedy on The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-05-2727 min

The 2 Montys PodcastVote #1 Monty - Ep 25Episode 25 is here and it's a wild one! We're diving into KFC, booing and cheering at weddings, and spilling the beans that we're shadow-banned from industry awards (vote all you like, it won't help!). Join us for laughs, rants, and all the usual madness on The 2 Montys Podcast! 2024-05-2026 min

The 2 Montys PodcastTwo Up - Ep 24Howdy, howdy let's get mildly rowdy! The King shares his wild Anzac Day adventure playing two-up at the local pub, where a past groom didn't recognise him thanks to the changing colour of his beard. Plus, Haron airs some of his classic complaints—because what's a podcast without a good gripe session? Grab a drink and join the fun! 2024-05-1326 min

The 2 Montys PodcastViscosity - Ep 23Let's start with a bit of a disclaimer, things got a bit out of hand here. You know Haron is having a good time when under 90 seconds into the pod he's debating the viscosity of a certain bodily fluid. Your guess is as good as mine on how we got here but let's just say this was the 4th episode recorded whilst drinking some sweet, sweet 7% nectar. Party on dudes 🤘2024-05-0623 min

The 2 Montys PodcastAustralian Hot Cross Bun - Ep 22Merry Christmas from Waratah Kmart! Things take an unexpected turn when Haron decides it's a good idea to answer a phone call live. Plus, tune in as we dive into a passionate rant about the experience of giving blood and whether or not Australian Hot Cross Bun is a better name for the Red Cross? You decide.2024-04-2925 min

The 2 Montys PodcastYes I Do The Cooking, Yes I Do The Cleaning - Ep 21Episode 21 is here 🤯 As we channel our inner Nicki Minaj, prepare for laughter, banter, and maybe a few alienated listeners along the way—hey, are you still listening? Tune in for another episode of The 2 Montys Podcast where chaos reigns supreme and the laughs (and beers) never stop.2024-04-2225 min

The 2 Montys PodcastSticky Situations - Ep 20Welcoooome back 👋🏻🤠 In Episode 20 of The 2 Montys Podcast, Haron finds himself in a sticky situation as a fruit fugitive, while the King vents his frustrations about the absurdity of Easter Tuesday being a public holiday. As the banter heats up, the Montys manage to offend all two of their listeners from Western Australia—oops! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, rants, and unexpected twists as we navigate through another episode filled with that signature charm of The 2 Montys Podcast!2024-04-1526 min

The 2 Montys PodcastBolo Ties, Cowboy Hats and Monty's Mum - Ep 19How ya doin? 👋🏻 Episode 19 of The 2 Montys Podcast is here and things take an unexpected turn when Monty and Haron recount an encounter with an American sporting a bolo tie and cowboy hat. As the laughter ensues, they find themselves seamlessly transitioning into tales about Monty's mum—who knew she'd become part of the conversation? Tune in for a hilarious blend of anecdotes, unlikely segues, and the kind of banter that keeps you hooked from start to finish!2024-04-0924 min

The 2 Montys PodcastWhat's Worse? **** or **** - Ep 18Welcome back party people 🤠. The Montys are right back to their best and pose the age old question, what's worse, **** or ****? There are just some questions too big even for these boys (I'm sure you all know what we're really talking about here). Anyway, if you're actually reading this far into the description I'm impressed so come see us in person and we'll shout you a beer (or a firm handshake, whichever we're feeling like at the time)2024-03-3130 min

The 2 Montys PodcastNew Location, Same Montys - Ep 17Get ready to shake things up in Episode 17 of The 2 Montys Podcast as we ditch the studio and film straight from Monty King's home office. Join us for a whirlwind of banter as we dive into the absurdity of gender reveals, share tales of a wild radio segment that'll leave you in stitches, and reveal just how much Monty Haron benefits from having a fridge stocked with beer and a toilet just a few steps away. It's a no-holds-barred episode that'll keep you laughing from start to finish. So grab a cold one (or two), hit play, and join...2024-03-2530 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty Hates Dogs? - Ep 16Get ready to dive into Episode 16 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they navigate the absolutely wild world of a comment on a dog photo. But that's not all! The hilarity continues as the boys share the saga of someone leaving reviews for Monty King's business, claiming he hates dogs. It's a rollercoaster of absurdity that you won't want to miss. And here's the kicker: they've actually prepared enough material to talk about for the entire episode! Cue the celebration! Tune in for a whirlwind of laughs, unexpected twists, and the kind...2024-03-1834 min

The 2 Montys PodcastDouble Cheeseburger, No Pickles, Extra Ketchup, Extra Mustard - Ep 15Get ready for a feast of laughs in Episode 15 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they dish out the details on weird food orders that will leave your taste buds questioning reality. From culinary chaos to navigating the treacherous terrain of "Monsters in Law," the Montys serve up their unique take on family dynamics. And if that's not enough, buckle up for Monty Haron's long road trip tales, where the journey becomes as entertaining as the destination. It's a potluck of hilarity, relatable anecdotes, and the kind of banter that makes every episode a...2024-03-1133 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty'd at First Sight? - Ep 14Sup 🤘 Get ready for a hilarious journey in Episode 14 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they spill the beans on the unexpected second use of Haron's business cards—spoiler alert, it's not what you'd expect. Dive into the banter as they weigh the pros and cons of going on "The Block" and share their unfiltered disdain for the chaos that is "Married at First Sight." It's a whirlwind of laughter, business card revelations, and reality TV rants that you didn't know you needed. Tune in for another dose of unpredictable fun with "The 2 Montys Podca...2024-03-0433 min

The 2 Montys PodcastHaron Brought a Guest? - Ep 13Howdy you rowdy folks 🤠 Get ready for a laugh-out-loud ride in lucky Episode 13 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Haron brings a surprise guest—spoiler alert, it's a big black d**k—and the hilarity ensues. Join the Montys as they poke fun at their YouTube struggles, joking about the fact that not having enough subscribers means no live-stream action. It's a short but sweet dose of comedy chaos that'll leave you in stitches. Tune in and get ready to crack up with The 2 Montys Podcast.2024-02-2629 min

The 2 Montys PodcastIt's Like Breastmilk on Your Wedding Day - Ep 12Alright, buckle up for Episode 12 of The 2 Montys Podcast because we're diving into the absurdity of people paying for a blue tick. Seriously, who does that? We're talking social media madness and giving our two cents. But wait, there's more. We've got a story about a groom getting breastfed on his wedding day. Yeah, you heard it right. It's so out there, you'll be questioning reality. And just when you think it can't get any wilder, we spill the beans on taping over a wedding video with a cricket match. Classic move, right? It's a...2024-02-1928 min

The 2 Montys PodcastValentines Eve - Ep 11Get ready for a wild ride in Episode 11 of The 2 Montys Podcast as they dive headfirst into a mishmash of topics. From the heartwarming Valentine's Day auction for the Mark Hughes Foundation to the hilarity of discussing the expectations (or lack thereof) around sex on your wedding night, these Montys cover it all. And just when you think it can't get any more eclectic, they ponder the profound question: Should finishing preschool be considered graduation? It's a rollercoaster of laughs, heartfelt moments, and random musings that make you wonder if they've found the secret formula for podcast gold. So...2024-02-1233 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe 3 Montys? Ep 10Hey, party people! Episode 10 of The 2 Montys Podcast is here, and you won't believe the crazy stuff that went down. So get this, the King runs into another Monty in Newcastle ♘. No joke, and get this, the dude is training to be a celebrant! What are the odds? We're still trying to wrap our heads around the cosmic craziness of it all. But wait, there's more. The King goes all in on the Great British Bake Off. Like, he's way too into it, and we can't stop laughing about it. It's a mix of celebrant shenanigans and ba...2024-02-0534 min

The 2 Montys PodcastCut or Uncut - Ep 9Get ready for an extra-special episode of The 2 Montys Podcast, recorded hot on the heels of Monty King's appearance on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they bring you behind the scenes of the radio waves, sharing anecdotes, insights, and undoubtedly a few laughs from the experience. With the energy still buzzing, the Montys dive into their usual antics, offering a unique blend of humour, candid storytelling, and a peek into the aftermath of a radio adventure. It's unfiltered, hilarious, and all happening in Episode 9—because who wouldn't want a backstage pass to...2024-01-2929 min

The 2 Montys PodcastThe Funeral Crasher - Ep 8Welcome to Episode 8 of The 2 Montys Podcast, where we're raising a glass (actually a tinnie) of Monty Haron's very own beer 🍻. Join the party as Monty King and Monty Haron dive into the sudsy details of crafting the perfect brew, sharing tales of hops and hijinks that'll leave you thirsty for more. But that's not all! In this episode, the dynamic duo spills the beans on an unconventional hiring decision: a professional funeral crasher? It's a story that's as bizarre as it sounds, and we guarantee you'll be scratching your head and chuckling along with the Montys. So...2024-01-2237 min

The 2 Montys PodcastI Monty, Take You Monty - Ep 7Cheers to Episode 7 of The 2 Montys Podcast, where Monty King and Monty Haron take the plunge into matrimony 🎉 I Monty take you Monty to be my lawfully wed husband 🤵🏻🤵🏼. But hold onto your seats, folks, because this episode takes a wild turn when they spill the beans on a sting operation gone hilariously awry. And just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, buckle up for a beery proposal that'll leave you laughing in disbelief. It's a matrimonial rollercoaster with a side of shenanigans—because, let's face it, it wouldn't be The 2 Montys without a touch of absurdity. Tune in for the weddin...2024-01-1929 min

The 2 Montys PodcastNo Water for You - Ep 6Get ready to jump into Episode 6 of The 2 Montys Podcast, No Water for You 💦. Now, there's no soup here but I think this venue manager might give a certain Seinfeld character a run for his money. In this episode, Monty King and Monty Haron take a playful jab at videographers, share insights on the intricacies of audio gear, and keep you entertained with their trademark banter. Brace yourselves for an unexpected twist when Monty Haron spills the beans on a generous giveaway—$150 and a case of beer are up for grabs? It's a rollercoaster of laughter, rants, and unexpected gener...2024-01-1931 min

The 2 Montys PodcastWeather Reports and Kyle Sandilands - Ep 5Get ready for a rollercoaster 🎢 in Episode 5 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Monty King and Monty Haron spill the beans on their journey to becoming celebrants, sharing the hilariously random reasons behind their career choices. Brace yourselves for the ninja vows segment, where we craft promises that even stealthy ninjas would applaud. Plus, stick around for a possible appearance of Kyle Sandilands? Serving up our unfiltered opinions on the way. If you're up for a wild ride of laughter, celebrant insights, and ninja-level creativity, this episode is a must-listen. Grab a drink (preferably one with Haron printed on the label), hit...2024-01-0134 min

The 2 Montys PodcastA Very Scotty Christmas SpecialHo, ho, ho! 🎅🏻 The 2 Montys Podcast is back with a Christmas special that's more enigmatic than a gift-wrapped box labelled "From: Scott Bailey." In this festive jamboree, Monty King and Monty Haron unwrap the mysteries of the season live from Adam's Peak, dropping hints about the elusive Scott Bailey without really saying much of anything at all really. It's the most cryptic, merry holiday ride you never knew you needed. So, grab your cocoa (or Monty branded lager), settle in, and let the holiday confusion commence with your two favourite Montys. 2023-12-2422 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty Loves Garters - Ep 4Sup party peeps! 🎉 Episode 4 of The 2 Montys Podcast is a true rollercoaster as Monty King spills the beans on his intense loathing for garters. As normal, it's a chaotic blend of garter grievances and outrageous anecdotes, making this episode a must-listen for anyone with ears. Tune in, buckle up, and join the madness with the 2 Montys (I think Monty hates garters more than wedding cake) 2023-12-1823 min

The 2 Montys PodcastGoats Aren't Just for Christmas, They're Forever - Ep 3Welcome to the 2 Montys Podcast, where we tackle the bleating truth about goats (of course) 🐐✨ In this episode, we're debunking the myth that goats are just for Christmas - because, let's face it, these four-legged friends are not just a festive fling, they're a commitment for life! We also talk about some other things but struggle to recommend anything other than the goat chat tbh.2023-12-1129 min

The 2 Montys PodcastNugget At The Altar - Ep 2Picture this: a groom at the altar, ready for love, but life throws a curveball – and it's not a bouquet! But wait, there's more! Monty Haron, the maestro of romantic chaos, steps up to spill the beans with a love story putting The Notebook to shame. We're talking more twists and turns than us trying to get home from King Street at 2 am. This episode is a bit of a rollercoaster, a wild ride through unexpected wedding woes and Haron's romantic escapades.2023-12-0427 min

StartskuddetInnovasjon for en bedre verden - med Leger Uten GrenserHvordan arbeider den humanitære sektoren med innovasjon, og hvor lett er det å implementere ny teknologi i landene Leger Uten Grenser arbeider i? Vi snakker med entreprenør, Monty Hatfield, som gjennom sitt arbeid med Leger Uten Grenser har tydd til kreative løsninger for å hjelpe mest effektivt. (02:06) Introduksjon av Monty Hatfield (02:47) Montys rolle i Leger Uten Grenser (03:55) Sykehus i Sierra Leone (06:27) Tog-innovasjon i Ukraina (16:52) Å oppdage muligheter for innovasjon i felt (19:44) Vi flyr til Røde Kors i Ghana ...2023-12-0138 min

The 2 Montys PodcastMonty Likes Cake - Ep 1Hey, party people! Welcome to the chaotic circus that is The 2 Montys Podcast. Episode 1 is in the house, and it's all about our boy King's beef with wedding cake. I mean, who knew someone could be so passionate about dessert drama, right? Picture this: Monty King spewing cake hatred left and right, while Monty Haron tries to keep the peace and maybe sneak a bite when he can. It's a wild ride through wedding nonsense, where 95% of the talk is pure, unadulterated nonsense. We promise 5% is actual wedding advice, but hey, don't set your expectations too high—we...2023-11-2831 min

Mark The Poet - The PodcastFood for Thought #1: Montys Deli Sandwich Bar, BirminghamIn this episode, Mark recommends that you visit one of his favourite cafés: Montys Deli Sandwich Bar, located @ 5 Colmore Gate, Bull St, Birmingham B4 6AD. Mark talks about why he enjoys returning to this café in particular and why you should think about visiting also.2023-10-1413 min

What The Bark - The RightPaw Podcast15. Your Whelping Set-Up, with Montys MoodlesEvery breeder has one! This week on What The Bark, we learn about setting up your Whelping Area. We're joined by RightPaw breeder Jo Saba from Montys Moodles, to discuss what to consider when setting up your whelping area. From where to set up, what essentials to have on-hand, and how it changes as the pups grow, Jo guides us through how a breeder can give their pups the best start. 2022-02-0157 min

Rogue OpinionsNkd Men: The Full MontysStrap in for this years Full Montys looking back at all of 2021, best movie, best unexpected thing, worst world leader, worst movie, best strange thing. All the awards are here! Follow us @Rogue_Opinion 2022-01-2554 min

Ignite Your Mind With Free AudiobookRole Play Audiobook by Tu-Shonda L. WhitakerListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 444255 Title: Role Play Author: Tu-Shonda L. Whitaker Narrator: Elle Cleviden Format: Unabridged Length: 11:25:00 Language: English Release date: 09-29-20 Publisher: Recorded Books Genres: Fiction & Literature, Black Literature Summary: High-level corruption, high-priced addiction, high-voltage infidelity. The American Dream . . . Loving husband, doting father, respected politician. On the surface, California Governor Montavious Monty Fields appears to have it alland he intends to keep it that way. But even a powerful man like Monty cant control everything or everyone . . . First Lady Ellaina Elle Lockhart-Fields has a juicy secret. One that shes succeeded...2020-09-3011h 25

9-429-42 meets Montys GuitarsThe one where we meet the face behind Montys GuitarsMatt Gleeson has been 'tinkering' with guitar stuff about 20 years ago under the guidance of Charlie Chandler. Matt talks us through that journey revealing some of the highs, as well as some of the challenges.Fast forward and Matt and the team at Montys offer a full range of services from re-strings and set-ups to their impressive range of pick-ups and other assorted guitar hot-roddery.We also touched on the subject of his (very) impressive artist roster and that got Ant started on...2020-07-131h 10

Syndikatet PodcastMoN 2.12: Total eclipse of the HartmansEn förskräcklig plan har satts i verket, som hotar att förstöra mänskligheten såsom vi känner den, om den går i lås. Men allt är inte förlorat. Om några modiga själar kan avslöja och sammanföra viss information, kan de stå emot mörkret och förhindra att det otänkbara sker. I möten med mörka kulter, besynnerlig lore, hemska monster och en mängd oöverkomliga fiender, påbörjar utredarna en upptäcktsresa för att möta den ultimata skräcken. Detta är deras historia. Detta är det n...2020-05-311h 09

How We Met - True Love StoriesMonday Madness 8. Montys Audition!Montys Auditions for a fill in spot on How We Met True Love Stories. www.howwemettls.com 2020-05-0407 min

Syndikatet PodcastMoN 2.8: Meeting Millie Adams and finding the good friends of her doomed husbandEn förskräcklig plan har satts i verket, som hotar att förstöra mänskligheten såsom vi känner den, om den går i lås. Men allt är inte förlorat. Om några modiga själar kan avslöja och sammanföra viss information, kan de stå emot mörkret och förhindra att det otänkbara sker. I möten med mörka kulter, besynnerlig lore, hemska monster och en mängd oöverkomliga fiender, påbörjar utredarna en upptäcktsresa för att möta den ultimata skräcken. Detta är deras historia. Detta är det f...2020-05-031h 07

The Impossible Network104: The Serendipity of Nookie Town And Beyond - Tori O'ConnellTori Chickering O'Connell was born in New Jersey to parents that cultivated a loving, safe, and creative home environment where comedy, music, and dance were a central part of the daily furniture of growing up.There is no question that this nurturing environment set her on a path to a creative career of being a journalist, producer, documentary filmmaker, comedy writer and published author of two books Nookie Town and Twisted Family Values.In this vibrant two-parter, we cover Tori's upbringing and the influence of her parents, infusing the importance of having fun and not...2020-04-1741 min

The Impossible Network103: The Power Of Not Giving a Damn -Tori Chickering O'ConnellTori Chickering O'Connell was born in New Jersey to parents that cultivated a loving, safe, and creative home environment where comedy, music, and dance were a central part of the daily furniture of growing up. There is no question that this nurturing environment set her on a path to a creative career of being a journalist, producer, documentary filmmaker, comedy writer and published author of two books Nookie Town and Twisted Family Values. In this vibrant two-parter, we cover Tori's upbringing and the influence of her parents, infusing the importance of having fun an...2020-04-161h 07

Do Go On40 - The Three MontysThree men, one identity. Who is the real Monty? During World War II, two men impersonate English General Bernard Montgomery. One of them can't dance and the other is the world's biggest bad ass. A story of deception and espionage. This is the story of The Three Montys...Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.comSupport the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2016-07-261h 14

Telespiel Late NightTelespiel-Late-Night - Episode 10 Wie haben wir angefangen?Heute Abend schwelgt der Telespiel- Late-Night-Podcast in Erinnerungen. Lang ist es her, da waren Monty Mole, Sanifox und Scorp.ius noch so jung wie die Videospielindustrie selbst. In dieser Folge unternehmen wir einen kleinen Rückblick in diese fast vergessene Zeit. Wie war Montys erster Eindruck einer Pong-Konsole? Wo ist Scorp erstmals mit Arcade-Automaten in Berührung gekommen? Warum war Sanifox‘ erste Konsole der C16? Und wie ist es Konsolen Chris, dem jüngsten im Bunde, ergangen? All das und vieles mehr erfahrt ihr in dieser brandneuen Ausgabe!2011-08-0800 min