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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.We took a week off, now we freak off.Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome around North America, RIP to your tax money. Shoutout to Halifax, Nova Scotia, filled with natural beauty and fresh seafood, Ryan highly recommmends. 2025-05-231h 04The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Go Leafs Go!: Gold Digger Special.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.2025-04-251h 19The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Return of the Mack: Happy Bambodian (no typo blood) New Year!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Cambodian New Year, don't play pranks on your police force, and Ryan drops a bombshell about his personal life (he's extremely messed up from the situation, we need to give him therapy...i mean, he's fine.). It's Wrestlemania twice this weekend, one on Saturday, one in Carlos' bedroom (crazy), both on Netflix. How does 4Chan get hacked? Who wants to hack 4chan? You know how much wild ish is on there? That is crazier than Katy Perry going into space (when Wendy's disses you, you know it's bad). 2025-04-181h 11The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Lock the doors Ryan..I said lock the doors.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the tragic events in Myanmar, how these tariffs are going to make everything expensive, and the moral opinion on the death penalty. Why was Kanye wearing a black KKK suit? It wasn't Halloween. I'm also sure that the KKK would have something to say about it. Shoutout to the content creators on YouTube for short horror films, definitely check it out. RIP to the people that lost their lives in Myanmar and condolences to the families affected.2025-04-041h 18The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.How to Conduct a Proper Figure-Four Vol 1: More WWE in American Classrooms.Carlos and Ryan discuss the dismantling of the education system in America, how 15 year olds are becoming gambling addicts, and how Ryan is out here making friends on Kijiji selling computer parts. I understand, Elon is on some weird ish, but there is no need to set fires to these Teslas, even if we enjoy watching his stock go down. Carlos and I are starting an OnlyFans to fund more tech for higher quality podcasts, stay tuned for our exclusive naked podcast content (it's mostly Ryan's idea, Carlos does not approve). 2025-03-211h 21The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank Gone Wild: Hot in Ghana Edition.Carlos and Ryan are back from Ghana, well Carlos is. Carlos goes over the events and special moments he had in the Motherland, while Ryan weeped waiting for him to get back. Family, 6 hour bus ride and a night under the stars, we're all going to Ghana next year. Mark Carney, not even Prime Minister yet and he's already on some people's kids. Becareful what you say on a those random interviews on the street, you never know if you'll lose your job or flashing a camera one day. We're glad to be back.2025-03-141h 08The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.When a door closes, a window opens.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some recent Trump antics, The Superbowl and halftime show, and how fighting in hockey needs to be banned! Unless it's my son, then whoop his ass! Are you buying Canadian? Because you should, it's great, we have great stuff (chill out Ryan). Carlos shares a story and massive life update, the window opens. Know your rights, pursue happiness, and free my boy Devon, He aint do sh** (since when were driveby's illegal?).2025-02-211h 04The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Buy Canadian: Amazon's the exception, what? you expect me to get my stuff from the mall?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the NBA's sketchy but historic trades, grammy winners, and boycotting America. For all of those "red pill" believers, you are used goods. Ryan's officially protesting American products for the next 4 years while Carlos is gladly giving his dollars for the wall. Do you remember how what life was like at 16? Because we don't. Enjoy the Super Bowl everyone, I'm putting $100.00 on Not Like Us to play first.2025-02-071h 22The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Drugs, Dancers, and Solo Travel: You're in for a journey in 2025.Carlos and Ryan discuss in the first episode of 2025, some tragedies, some good, and how women from Vancouver got big booty (Carlos is currently packing his bags as we speak). As Carlos gives some of the best advice to our youth, Ryan's looking for cheap liquor. Florida does not dissapoint with the greatest arrests during their reaction segment (recommended for our video watchers). Where would you solo travel? Carlos is coming to Japan to change the standards, Ryan's all about the jungle meat in Ghana. Welcome to 2025, we're all in for an adventure.2025-01-031h 21The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.2024 Review: Reflect and Reject, that's it that's the title.. Carlos and Ryan discuss in their last episode before 2025, the up's and downs, the good times, the bad, and how all of this crap about HOVA is just nonsense and absoloutely false (Carlos' words, not Ryan's). We all need to be more financially smart and stable with our money this year so that means no more trips to the strippers for their Monday Wing Deal. When a cop says you have the right to remain silent, don't try to punch them out, stay silent but just don't punch them (it never ends up good). We wanna thank you for...2024-12-271h 15The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank's Christmas Extravaganza: F*** around and find out.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's Christmas Episode: Drinking lean at the Raptors games, The Heisman trophy winner, and Carlos's triple x-rated Christmas Fantasy (it does not involve Mariah). For all the kids in Florida, don't step up to a cop. What was your favourite, GOATED gift you've ever received as a kid? Let us know in the comments. Don't mind Ryan this episode, he's feeling under the weather, while Carlos is tryna get under Mrs. Clause. Happy Holidays everyone and a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanzaa to those who eat vegetables. 2024-12-201h 09The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Los&Found: Carlos' DJ Genesis. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos' emergence of Toronto's newest and greatest, all the while shakin that ass DJ (Ryan's word, not mine except for the ass part, that was mine), The Blank's holiday plans, and health insurance CEO's protecting their neck as late. Andrea from Forbes, welcome to the Some People's Kids Club, Nicki at 8?! Did you not listen to Illmatic? The Eminem Show? We have some issues with your choices, so let Carlos know if you're free Friday to talk hip hop. Welcome to December, wear your winter coats! 2024-12-131h 18The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.I took a course at Orange Technical College: The Chicago Bears lose again 101.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the American Thanksgiving version of Some People's Kids: The Chicago Bears, the Karen of the rap industry we call Drake, and the daydreaming thoughts of winning the lottery. Drake, why you gotta do that? You think Ja Rule did the same when 50 took him down? Jay when Nas made Ether? Take the L and move on. What would you do with 80 million dollars? Ryan definitely living it up in Vegas trying not to remember things and Carlos changing his name to Dimitri, fresh off the plane from Ukraine (i don't know you...2024-11-291h 12The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.He Done Did It: Trump 2024..here we go again.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the oval office, weddings, and no-nut November. Get ready everyone, the next four years will filled with entertainment, tears, drugs, and laughter (outside of the US that is). Ryan was extremely upset and heartbroken from the result while Carlos shouting from the rooftops baby: TRUMP 2024! Brace yourselves for the soap opera/MTV/e-network/4chan show that is AMERICA! (key in the: eagle scream, budlight opening sound) 2024-11-071h 07The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Apologies in Advance: Biggie would be disappointed. Carlos and Ryan are back from a 2 week vacation and ready to give you what you've been waiting for...Wait what? Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the room (no one needs that much baby oil), living beyond your means (Tesla Turo), and going through the Netflix-too-much-to-choose disorder. While Ryan was out and about, Carlos has been fighting his demons the past two weeks, thanks to alcohol and Wu-Kong. We're back everyone, for good...well for now. 2024-10-0459 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.What's on the Menu? I'll have the dog.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what to do when you need to take a number 2 and you're getting chased by the cops, we finally realize why women choose the bear, and how you need to ensure your Instagram Live doesn't bait your scene. Ryan goes on a presidential debate rant, while Carlos is still voting Trump (says he's not, but we know..) Ensure you're ready for some political talk, it's a political episode. RIP to Zain, our brother from another mother, nothing but love and memories for you. 2024-09-131h 20The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.American Los featuring The Golden Gate Bridge.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their recent trip to the Bay Area, California. The trip was filled with mixed drinks, Jersey Mike's and a wedding celebration. While Carlos was turning into American Carlos aka Trump Forever Carlos, they explore the city and found themselves in some beautiful but questionable events. From old China Town to Santana Way, the boys thank the State for giving such a great experience. Make sure you get yourself some tacos. Thank you San Fran, The Blank will be back!2024-08-091h 06The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Worst National Anthem & An Assassination Attempt: What a week for America.**Disclaimer** Dont mind the lighting issues we had in the beginning. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Home Run Derby's anthem incident, Trump's ear being shot, and Carlos almost being run over by a car on his way here (no one knows how to drive anymore). While Ryan's found the cyclist life, Carlos being a walking HR meeting, the boys are coming down their Bosta Rica high. Catch next week for their Pre-Baliforn-IA episode. Pack the bags!2024-07-191h 12The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Pre-Costa Rica Episode: Toxic Carlos Back in the Flesh.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the 2024 NBA Champs (We're not huge fans, but congrats), Justin Timberlake's worst day, and dining and dashing on a pair of OnlyFans women (Fly Eagles Fly!) Look out for some Costa Rican content next week on our Instagram. DeRozen, we're heartbroken here..we thought you was like us.. 2024-06-211h 12The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.It's cool getting old: Introspective thoughts and a Sportscar. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, birthdays, never judging a book by it's cover, and the divorce nobody cares about but Ryan. Dr. Umar may be dissapointed but Carlos is trying to provide to The Truth to any race, any type, thick or small. After 32 years of experience the boys have learned some valuable lessons, love as much as you can, enjoy the time you have, and date whatever race you can. 1 More episode until Costa Ricaaaaaa!! 2024-06-141h 14The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Downfall of Man: It's Latin Women, that is the downfall of man..I said it, so what (Carlos).Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some of the tragic downfalls of some men in the public eye: Trump being found guilty on all 34 counts, Ryan's un-healthy obsession with alcohol and getting his haircut (leading to the babyface), and Diddy's potential B.I.G.G.E.S.T. loss that we'll never know. Hablas Espanol is definitely one of them (especially if she look that good) Si Senor! Any single, toxic, Latin females out there, hit up Carlos, please be his downfall (he's going through it).2024-05-311h 11The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Carlos McAfee: Certified WNBA Groupie.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Asians and violence don't go together (according to Ryan), Toronto's new WNBA team (we're exicted to be certified groupies), and Apple's garbage fire of a list of top 100 albums all time (How is Sisqo, Lupe Fiasco, and Whitney Houston left off, all Ryan's opinion). New views from the couch, check out us on YouTube for vision. Screw you Apple and your outragously expensive laptops! 2024-05-241h 08The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.2 Guys 1 Couch: a New EraCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an update to the K.Dot V. BBLDrizzy battle, record breaking 64 people into Some People's Kids, and Ye's College Graduation triple X Rated version (we all know we're watching it). Has the beef gone too far? too far? Just too much in overall? These are the questions they address. They also have a new set up so ensure that you watch the YouTube version as well. The couch has got Carlos and Ryan in a mix, whether it's supposed to be a casting or an rNb video. 2024-05-101h 03The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.30 Minute Extravaganza: Kendrick's 4 page Letter.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's shorter episode, the absolute masterclass diss track released against our hometown love (Drizzy Drake), The NHL Playoffs, and Kendrick's yet again absolute masterclass diss track (so good we have to mention it twice). This is a new moment in Hip Hop and Carlos and Ryan are here for it..Lupe still taking everyone's marbles though. Catch us at New Ho King on Spadina! No guns though..2024-05-0330 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Tik Tok: We Hardly Knew Ye, Good Riddance!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode first date vlogs (why?! just why?!), Biden signing to ban Tik Tok in the States, and how food banks in Canada should be left for people that need food banks (welcome to some people's kids you little s***). As usual Ryan goes on his rant against social media and turns it into a RnB video at the end while Carlos's new memior on shelves and your closest Chapters/Indigio soon! Really though, leave Food Banks for those in need. 2024-04-261h 02The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Practice Safe Fresh: NDA All Day.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the capture of the gold heist theives, alpha males not practicing what they preach, and Google employees getting fired for "protesting" in the office. Carlos forgot to get himself an NDA, so he's in a bit of trouble while Ryan is still wearing that ugly Colts poncho. It's only an amount of time before they get de-monitized from YouTube. Get yourself a pair of the new Caitlin Clarks!2024-04-1959 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.DiddyDoIt? : Please don't come after us 50 Cent.Carlos and Ryan discuss the latest big 3 beef in hip hop, adding a Terrorist organization to Some People's Kids, and a lot of side quest stuff in the 2nd half. One good thing we have out of this Diddy news is the memes, I don't think I can ever look at Meek Mill again. We got a Rain Tax and our president spending large amounts of money on vacations with our taxes, our country is doomed. Who do you got? K.Dot, Cole, Drake? We all know Lupe's taking the crown (Ryan's words, not Carlos's).2024-03-291h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.New Place Who Dis?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you don't go no enemies? Notice to all DJ's out there, play that dude's mixtape because you'll never where your heads gonna go. RIP DJ Slick Rick (no relation). New Studio!!! 2024-03-0855 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Heavy Hitters featuring The Leap Year Babies.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't be the same without you. Look for some up and coming changes in next week, you'll be suprised. 2024-03-0156 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Carlos v. Fresh & Fit: Let's get ready to rumbleeee!Carlos wants all the smoke with Fresh & Fit apparently, we want to be clear, Carlos has been drinking and has not eaten all day. Please do not reach out to us, seriously... we is broke. The boys discuss how AI is advancing (soon Chat GPT will be able to give you relationship advice), Ryan's natural adventure in Mount Tremblant, and the abusive lifestyle of families documenting their lives on YouTube (she deserved the 30 years). We're looking forward to the first Leap Year of The Blank's history, so stayed tuned for someone special's birthday. Seriously Fresh & Fit, we mean no...2024-02-2355 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Blank B***hs Link Up!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyone go check out One More Time on CBC Gem. It’s free, not paid, free, so you have no excuses. Expect some major changes in the near future, bring on 2024. 2024-01-1259 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ringing in 2024: Under the Weather.We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be a crazy, dramatic filled, wild year and Carlos and Ryan are here for it. Have a great rest of the year and we will it's less dramatic then this first week has been.2024-01-0632 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Cheers to 2023, we won’t miss you. Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forward to 2024 and all that comes with it, the good, the bad, the craziness. Cheers to the New Year, 2023 you’ve done us well but if you ain’t going home, you gotta get the hell...2024-01-061h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Common Sense: Don’t meet your OnlyFans’s fans? We say that right?Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year,  and congrats to Rubi Rose on meeting your biggest supporter.. hope it works out..wish you nothing but the best. Bring on December! 2023-12-0857 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.3 Survival Tools for Life: Airfryers, Chicago Bears, and Good Management.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. But hey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’re also not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryan also gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust him though, it’s gonna happen again. One Pro Tip for Life: Find good management, or find someone good that you have to report to. It makes your professional life a lot better, especially if you work at a strip c...2023-12-0157 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Nation's Capital: Fatality!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat and test our might with these crazy grocery prices, taxes, and expensive a** housing. THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS! Forgive me..it's been a really rough time for me in the market. Tune in for next week!2023-11-1057 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Treehouse of Hoarders 2K23 Submitted to the approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror stories of ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryan identifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloween episode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses his frustration by custom). Happy Halloween everyone, even to that gross a** dude in Wal-Mart, Florida. 2023-10-2755 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan, stop taking these damn vacations.. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t get chicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city, and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack is better than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all of your angry letters to him). Carlos has found a new hobby, scaring off children at the aquarium and terrifying 60 year olds in National Parks (we look forward to your letters). Peace in the Midd...2023-10-2058 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Veni Vidi Vici, did you miss me? Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable mention in Some People's Kids with a brand new accolade. 2023-09-2958 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.How do you say: Why is it so dark in here? in Italian. **Disclaimer** We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording. If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to sound sensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half.  Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was good until it wasn’t, but at least Carlos realized he doesn’t know how to swim. Ryan’s leaving to land of the most authentic pasta, pizza, and subtle racism, we’ll see if he survives. Ryan’s baby bro...2023-09-081h 02The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Digital Dreams and Carlos’ Nightmare. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the earthly tragedies that are going on around the world as of late. Best wishes to NWT, BC, Maui & Florida. The end of Summer is upon us and while Ryan is traumatically yelling his personal issues before the drop at Electric Island. Carlos will be free floating in a therapy tank and possibly getting kicked out for having a guest in his tank (Carlos: I have no idea how she got in there). It’s been a summer, it’s been a movie, it’s been a whole season filled w...2023-09-0157 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Why you gotta be so rude? I’m from Vaughan anyway.. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode what pushes road ragaholics away is a good tune and a positive attitude. Carlos is an employee of the month for any company he works even when his managers disagree (Sorry Stephanie)..Remember kids, becoming a viral sensation is not all it’s cracked out to be. You’re really telling me Markham? Markham out of all cities? The nicest city in Canada? I’m from Vaughan, so you know damn well I’m in a really rude mood! You can tell Preply that we’re looking for em! In a nice ma...2023-08-251h 23The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Secret to Dating and The Great Outdoors.   Carlos and Ryan Explore dating on the interwebs in this new day and age. The great debate of online dating vs meeting people in person. They also mention some book called The Secret and it's positive imagery. I checked and this book did not have any research done on dating a Scarborough mandem, so all Scarborough females please date out of town! Carlos gives an in depth review on his camping experience. Bare in mind, he slept in the car..noob. 2023-08-1857 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Passion of the Blank featuring a commercial break.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the WWF Event that took place in Alabama, you might call it inappropriate behaviour, I call it one for the history books. Ryan needs to be put on game, he doesn’t even know who Lil’ Tay is, RIP Lil’ Tay. I think? Might swim to my next rumble. Canadian Born Tory Lanez is doing 10 years to life, just kidding about the life, but we should never joke about life because life is too short. Not Tory Lanez short though. Corporations are Nazis, yeah we said it. Carlos is going for his Nobe...2023-08-1156 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Carlos' Demon Time Weekend: Lizzo Sucks (allegedly)..Carlos and Ryan discuss our Prime Minister's separation, confusion with humans becoming dogs (we have so many questions, VELD & Caribana Weekend in the city (Carlos should go to VELD right?). Lizzo does from freaky ish with bananas to her dancers (allegedly). Enjoy the long weekend everyone and if you're reading this description, unsubscribe. 2023-08-0458 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Room 112: The Panty Droppin' Episode.Carlos and Ryan serenade in today's episode. They speak about all of the best R&B tracks, artists, and love making music that they know. From groups to solo acts, the boys break down what makes R&B great: Heartbreak, dancing in the rain, and panty droppin'. Ryan brings up a really sexist debate about R&B groups, so please bare with us. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Oliver, we cannot put into words what you've done for the Toronto community, Rest in Peace brother #coldteakensington. 2023-07-211h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Episode 111 - Make a Wish, oh wait..that's not right..**Disclaimer, Carlos is a bit quiet in this episode due to some technical issues** Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Dave Chappelle for being the solely and main reason why there is violence against the trans-community (so dumb), The Supreme Court ruling in favour of businesses rejecting clients based off of their sexual orientation, and why the hell is everything so damn expensive, thanks Trudeau. Canada is moving a bit too crazy for us now, we're taking recommendations on where to move the Blank go forward. Let us know. Check out next week's 1-Tweeezie episode for R&B...2023-07-1436 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Weddings, De-Clutter & Bible Camp.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (in person) Meta's new social media platform: Threads and whether we're making an account (we're not), The Minimalist Lifestyle and how we can reflect on our lives, and the story of Carlos's terrible babysitter Alice forcing him into Bible Camp..if you're listening Alice, Carlos 2023 still be sinning. How fast have you seen someone lose their life? Betting you and your wife's life savings on a UFC fight is a sure way to get you back to living with your parents. And for all of you Mercedes drivers, may all of your...2023-07-081h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Gong with Carlos & Ryan, featuring a special guest.Carlos, Ryan, and special guest: Monique, speak about the 2nd forecast of Carlos Summer 2023. Vote Gong, or we mean, .. we are not influenced by the Chinese Government to say that..but vote Gong. Listen in for a few crazy Florida stories, it's Florida so you know they're good. Would you fake your death to prove a point? If so, you're probably a narcissist, all my homies hate narcissists. You guys are still voting Gong right? 2023-06-161h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.106 n' Smoke: Carlos Dating Meltdown..seriously.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a new segment: Carlos Summer 2023 Forecast, all of the storms, sunshine, and terrible dates. We all thought Carlos wanted the smoke but not like this, prayers to the people working on getting these forest fires under control, although we all know it's a Government Conspiracy.. and aliens. Diablo 4, game of the year, check it out gamers! Shout out to 106 n' Park for the inspiration, raising us and showing us the greatest and latest music during the time. Now at number 1 this week, Dilemma by Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland. 2023-06-091h 03The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Summer 2023 Carlos has Arrived!!!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, why aren't there anymore woman rnb groups anymore? When is the next TLC? The next Destiny's child? 2pac finally getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Also what's wrong with kids these days? Fireworks on the goddamn bus, you kids need to do better. Men, you need to start taking notes, put a cute pet in your online dating profile pics, instant more likes. The dates and talk you'll need to figure out yourself though. Watch out for Carlos 2023 this summer, it's only the beginning...it's going to be a problem. 2023-06-021h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.3-4-1 Pizza (Hi Sherwin): enough news to take up 2 airplane seats.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode one of the most important rules in life, take accountability for your actions. You can't blame the world for your personal problems (Carlos spitting facts). The curse of the Leafs is now the 2nd round, lengthening surgery (there is hope for us short kings), and don't eat the watermelon (more details in the episode). Robert Clarke for Mayor of Toronto!, he's got Ryan's vote. Check out the Instagram contest in last week's post! 2023-05-1959 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Join the Contest! featuring Cheating R&B Artists.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest Giveaway/Contest they're holding for a t-shirt, Check out the Instagram Post for this week and last week for details!! What did Tank, Usher, and Ginuwine have in common? Not only their great music, but they probably bump n' grinded with some groupies (Usher for sure, he made confessions..) on tour, meaning all R&B artists cheat. Look, we know there are some cringe podcasts out there, The Blank isn't one of them and you know Carlos and Ryan are both 10s, 9s on a bad day. Some People's Kids...2023-05-1252 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Episode 101: Revenge of the Leafs.May the 4th be with you! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Leafs finally breaking the 20 year curse of losing. They imagine the madness of what Toronto will become if the Leafs win the Cup. BC being extremely progressive with the heron, practically giving it away for free. Who's moving to Vancouver, please put your hands up. Carlos tells the childhood story of him running away and is God an artist? Listen in on our 101 episode. 2023-05-051h 04The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank Gretzky Episode: Return of the Mack.Carlos and Ryan (finally together again) discuss in today's special episode: the return of Carlos from Ghana. Carlos gives us by the fire, his tails, tribulations, and wild stories of the motherland. From broken AirBnB keys to the unexpected Burger King, he survived Ghana's worst and experienced the beautiful country's best. We missed him here on The Blank. Please stay away from the 6 dollar steak meal unless you're looking for some Yellow Fever (the sickness, not the attraction to the Asian race, you sick freaks). Episode 99, we done did it!2023-04-131h 11The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan's Confession Tapes Vol. 3We're finally at the end of Ryan's Confession Tapes, finally. Those went on for too long. Ryan discusses in today's episode just a few things happening in the news as well as something called "Claimbodia." no idea...But Carlos is back next week from Ghana and there will be a special story telling episode. Did he find God? We sure hope so.. Cheers everyone. 2023-04-0612 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 2Ryan in today's episode (special appearance from Carlos from afar) gives an update as to where Carlos been at for the last week. I know you listeners are probably already tired of Ryan's confessing his love for Lupe Fiasco (Carlos told him not to do this while he was gone). Ryan talks about some tragedies that happened in Toronto and Nashville recently that need to be addressed and spoken about. Also Elon trying to stop AI and ChatGPT from advancing. Dude is just jealous he didn't come up with it. Also some real talk coming straight from the heart...2023-03-3119 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan's Confessions Tape Vol. 1Ryan in today's episode just gives appreciation to all of the listeners of the Podcast in his confessions tape. Nothing like Usher's confessions tapes though. Just a quick update on merch and potential drop shipping, stay tuned for that. Carlos is on a flight to Ghana as we speak and will update us with all of the experiences, memories, and crazy stories that Ghana has to offer an someone like him. Hopefully he comes in 1 piece. Cheers everyone. 2023-03-2309 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Carlos and his journey to find God ft. St. Patrick.Carlos and Ryan celebrate St. Patrick's Day in today's episode. Knowing Ryan, there should be a lot of beer over the next 24 hours. Carlos's adventure/journey/finding yourself plan/God retreat/Slambulance in Ghana, so he won't be available over the new few weeks. We wish him well on his journey, well Ryan doesn't because his suggestions not exactly safety first, if y'all get what I mean. Ryan told Carlos to do drugs, who does that? They also speak about the nightmares of dating in New York, although both of them have never done it but from the TikTok...2023-03-171h 07The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Cartoons & Conspiracy TheoriesCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, Mona the Vampire and some of their 90's-00's childhood crushes (we love you Jessica Alba). Proud Family still has the best theme/intro song ever made. Happy Anniversary Rudy Gobert, it's been 3 years of hell on earth, thanks to you! These spy balloons and labs be creating too much shit. Carlos and Ryan are also joining the Anti-Work movement, but they still willing to work. One lesson from today's episode: find your work/life balance. See y'all at Big Trouble this weekend!2023-03-101h 01The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Spread Eagle Firm: Drop Down and get your Legal on Girl.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode all of the craziness that happens after Valentine's Day. Plans or no plans, John Tory broke social distancing rules by getting a vaccine of the ground and pound variety. UFOs are hovering over the country watching while the Eagles lose the Super Bowl. Lastly and most importantly Carlos and Ryan have now started their own legal firm. All Inquiries for those wronged by their sugar babies or sugar daddies must be sent via Instagram or via email. Where the bonus at? Along with the Hogwarts H*es!2023-02-1758 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan's Therapy Episode 1: He Needs Help featuring the Wooly Mammoth.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Vaughan Mills Nascar heist, who's stealing from Vaughan Mills? Do you think they stole fromLego? Crocs? Donald Trump's 2024 run, we're waiting for the most exciting television known to man. You're telling me that we can bring back the Wooly Mammoth with some DNA? Shoutout to the Dodo Birds, they aint do s***, bring back the Dodo Birds! Best wishes to The Hogan and Brady, you're both legends. But most importantly please everyone, lets get Ryan some help. 2023-02-031h 02The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Take 2: Impromptu Dating EpisodeCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (after messing up the first take) the Toronto dating experience. Some question that they attempt to answer are: How to flirt? What to wear? How to smell? All answers everyone from the scene can take notes from. They also role play on their first two dates together.  Let them know in the comments what they could have done better. Ryan thinks he Dr. Lover Boy..and oh boy, he has it all wrong. We're all just trying to not find the Carole Baskin's of the world. 2023-01-201h 00The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank's New Year Extravaganza - Reflections on 2022Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their memories, experiences, and reflections of the wonderful year. All of the resolutions they failed, the goals they completed, and progression of 2022 as people. Carlos brought the energy and the hats and Ryan brought the mustache. They wish all of their fans/listeners/people who play it in the background a very special and warm thank you for a wonderful year. Cheers to 2023 and all that it comes with! We off the Grid Grid Grid!, #findkanye2022-12-301h 03The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank, Jingle Blank Rock..2022 Christmas Special.Carlos and Ryan discuss in their 2022 Christmas Special: the real meaning of Christmas (well their opinionated meanings),  Kwanza was originally created in the US, and Let It Snow by Boyz II Men (the GOAT Christmas song).  Carlos also mentions the best gift he has ever received during Christmas (PG-13 Content, well it was supposed to be). They both wish all of their listeners a wonderful and merry holiday. Free Palestine, and shoutout to mental illness. Amen. Damn right.  2022-12-2432 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.No More Fireworks in Brampton. featuring American ThanksgivingCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming trip to Montreal (please check out their IG for more Bl_nk content over the weekend) and how they have the best poutines in the business. For all the soccer fans, don't mention Ghana's slip to Carlos, it's just too heartbreaking to mention. For all of the Brampton residents, send your concerns via mail & email to these bum MPs trying to take away your fireworks. It's free country dammit! RIP JDF, Green Ranger will never be the same. 2022-11-2545 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.I'll Huff and I'll Cuff and I'll blow this KD Ratio down!Carlos and Ryan add to their long list of Some People's Kids: Mark Zuckerberg, Tinder Ladies taking pictures of themselves behind the Holocaust Memorial, and all Twitter Users. You all deserve it. It's the beginning of the two C's season: Cuffin' and Call of Duty. Also look out for Carlos and Ryan's future content in the beautiful MTL, their last trip of the year! and Carlos has an emotional breakdown... it's kinda rough, so prepare yourself. Other than that, Like & Subscribe. 2022-11-1158 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Live from Toronto, it's Saturday Night!Carlos and Ryan discuss (on a Saturday) why showing your private area to your therapist is never a good reply to "How are you feeling today?" Talking about you Josh Primo. An extra loaded edition of Some People's Kids, because you celebrities don't learn. Ryan also goes ham on the latest Twitter news and he's gunning for you Elon. Join them in a special edition Saturday episode, thanks to Ryan ..traitor. 2022-11-051h 06The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Beaches, Palm Trees, Rum & Lobster..thank you Cuba.Carlos and Ryan discuss their recent trip to Cuba, the wedding, and all of the crazy, wild, eventful stuff that came with it. We learned that Ryan can't hold back his tears, Carlos can't smoke a cigar, and that Ukrainian weddings are hype. Shoutout to the newly weds!! Thank you Cuba for being a beautiful host and shoutout to the dude selling drugs and lobsters, we respect the hustle. Stay away from the jellyfish. 2022-10-211h 04The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Dahmer & Chill.Carlos and Ryan discuss the new and widely talked about Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix show and what category it should be under. Answer: Who gives a sh**. NASA saving humanity at 22,000 KM/Hour. Carlos and Ryan also do their best LARPing impression, Ryan the Process Server and Carlos the Power Ranger, take on Cuba, the Justice System, and sensitive Netflix subscribers. 2022-09-3056 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Carlos wants all the SMOKE! That means you Paige's boyfriend from Love Island UK.Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ime Udoka's biggest mistake. Nia Long, if you looking for someone to talk to, hit Carlos up. Also stop giving a crap about celebrity's personal lives, go out and smell the roses and read a book. Y'all are way too bored, picking fights and all that. Speaking of which, Paige's boyfriend, see me b**ch (Carlos says this). Shout out to the revolution.2022-09-231h 01The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The day before Vegas ... Part 2.Carlos and Ryan have entered the world of ALL AGES podcasting, making everyone, young and old, fans of our show. Although the content is 18+. Tomorrow we fly to Vegas, the day after, we try to stay alive. Wait and see our posts and pictures from Carlos's bucket list and the City of Sin, Money, and bodies found in a lake. Vegas baby, there is nothing else like it. 2022-08-2644 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.#freecarlosCarlos and Ryan take it back to Zoom this week cause of them has covid (my money is on Ryan). They also discuss the nursing crisis in Canada, the nurse who caused a crisis and why Ontario is home to shitty festivals. Kultureland and Kingston festival get your shit together! Also people going, get the got damn vaccine!2022-08-121h 01The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Episode Super Nintendo Chalmers and Amanda Nunes.Carlos, and Carlos alone, made a dumb ass challenge to arguably the greatest female MMA fighter of all time and Ryan had to sit there and watch this disaster unfold. They also discuss a few other things too but the most important part is that Carlos challenge the current bantamweight and featherweight champion of the world to a fight.. I need a new job. Anyone looking for a description writer, hit me up. Also Congrats Cindy & Darren! Fantastic wedding. 2022-08-051h 07The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Massage Carlos & Pirate Ryan Strike Back!Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the luxury of getting massages (get your mind out of the gutter), the height of the 2000's era of piracy (thanks Limewire, for many, many free songs), and the destruction of public property (the serious part). Join us in another conversation in the minds of The Blank. Whaaaaaaaa (that was Ryan).2022-07-2252 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.3 Sides to a Triangle and worms in Mezcal.Carlos and Ryan discuss the criminal mentality of an individual and the concept of a Dark Triad. I'm sure some of you have run into these individuals in your life time, so if you do end up seeing Ryan, please call the authorities. I've said too much...please enjoy the episode.2022-07-1556 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Calgary, Family Drama, and Diesel Jeans.Carlos and Ryan discuss the in and outs of Calgary (Toronto is better), Ryan's experience at Asian Restaurants, and Black Lives Matter (how the last two connect, I will never know). But hey, I don't see nothing wrong #30years. 2022-06-301h 18The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Raw like Monday Nights.Carlos and Ryan discuss current trips and expensive cities, but Ryan doesn't see nothing wrong. Santa Clause does not exist but don't tell Ryan, he's still on the hunt. Please avoid Ryan during Christmas season and Father's Day (Jesus Christ, what did I sign up for..).2022-06-231h 12The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Baby Showers, Turning 30, and Omar. Describes the gist of our episode.Carlos and Ryan discuss Ryan's 30th birthday, his brother's baby shower, and the greatest gift he's ever received in his entire life (Carlos' word, not mine, shoutout to J.P. Wiser's). Also do not wear any Michael Jackson merchandise to the gym, trust me. 2022-06-171h 07The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Coming to you live, this is The Blank News Network.Carlos and Ryan discuss the plethora of topics in this episode. But the one that really stands out: Is when Ryan nearly got us cancelled talking about Smithers and the cruelty he suffered, finding it amusing. Dammit man, we have families to feed! By the way, Ryan's turning 30 and shoutout to Kevin and Jenny!2022-06-101h 02The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Ryan goes Super Saying.Carlos and Ryan discuss some of the heartbreaking recent news that has happen over the last couple of days. Begins bummy but ends up being a good time. Enough about Carlos's s*x life. This week Ryan says some sh** that really throws Carlos for a loop, like really confusing sh**. "Well I guess someones gotta do the dishes." wtf does that even mean?2022-05-271h 16The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.I'll order the burger with an extra side of politics...please.Carlos and Ryan discuss the up and coming election in Ontario and how all of the candidates are crap people. Not crab people for all you conspiracy theorists, though, well, maybe? Shoutout to K.DOT for releasing a great album, Lupe is still better (Ryan's thoughts, not Carlos). Lastly don't leave political pamphlets on our doorknobs or in our meals.  2022-05-201h 07The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Behind The Podcast: In the Mind of: Carlos OseiIn this week's episode, Ryan terrorizes, investigates, and humiliates Carlos. I want to make it perfectly clear, my intentions are not to incriminate nor embarrass Carlos in anyway shape or form. I just want to know if he eats ass or not. He said he doesn't but I don't believe him. In this episode we'll get to the bottom of it. All this and more on part 2 of Behind The Podcast.   2022-04-011h 27The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Behind The Podcast: The Life and Times of Ryan Sann.In this week's episode, Carlos interrogates and takes an inside look into Ryan Sann. His likes, his dis-likes, what makes him tick, and why the hell would he support the Colts. All these and more on this week's episode of.. "Behind The Podcast."2022-03-251h 28The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Parenthood Episode.Carlos and Ryan discuss the dangers and accomplishments of parenthood. Ryan misses his dad... I now realize this episode was a terrible mistake.2022-03-171h 42The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The New Work Norm.Carlos and Ryan discuss new the normal, that is working from home. In their most personal episode yet. Carlos and Ryan express the pain and the pleasure of working from home as well as some workplace drama. Seriously, this episode gets really deep, in a hurry. Rest In Peace MJ. Sorry Sarah. 2022-01-211h 28The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Klondike? Where is my 5 dollars?Carlos and Ryan give you the recipes of success:  1) Get a German Sheppard. 2) Get you some Salmon. 3) Fly to Saudi Arabia, introduce yourself to Saudi Royals. 4) Prepare to get yourself into some serious sh*t. **These are the opinions of The Blank with Carlos & Ryan, and some woman on Facebook.**2022-01-141h 37The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Lockdown!Carlos and Ryan discuss Doug Ford and his b****ass ways, locking down the G**damn province (read in southern voice). With Ontario going into another 2 weeks or so lockdown, Carlos and Ryan express their frustrations, their coping mechanism, and next steps. Disclaimer: This episode of cancel culture worthy, listen at your own risk! You snowflakes! (sorry)... 2022-01-071h 19The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Mercury is in Gatorade .. featuring Alesha.Carlos and Ryan seek wisdom from the wise Sorceress herself, Alesha. She provides wisdom, knowledge and some predictions on whether Carlos becomes Mr. Regina King. Thanks to Alesha for being our first guest and for tolerating our non-sensical BS (birth sign).2021-12-101h 21The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Untitled...RetrospectiveCarlos and Ryan (well mainly Carlos) review their experience at the Dave Chappelle: Untitled Documentary premiere and show this past week in Toronto at the Scotiabank Arena. It was a great experience for both and there was great laughs from Carlos. Ryan was drunk and sleeping. Dave Chappelle wants the smoke with everybody especially the Asians. 2021-11-1957 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1. **RE-UPLOADED**Carlos and Ryan discuss the best slasher flicks, which summer camps not to go to, and their best Halloween memories. *FOR THE RECORD - Ryan is not a member nor does he support anything to do with white supremacy organizations.* **LATEST VERSION**  -- Nov 5, 20212021-11-051h 28The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Halloween Spooktacular Vol 1.Carlos and Ryan discuss the best slasher flicks, which summer camps not to go to, and their best Halloween memories. *FOR THE RECORD - Ryan is not a member nor does he support anything to do with white supremacy organizations.*2021-10-281h 23The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.I GOT THE HERO IN ME!IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE...It's Carlos and Ryan talking about superheroes and why capes are for losers (suck it Superman, Batman, and etc...) Carlos and Ryan discuss their own memories, favourites, and the unexpected heroes of our day. 2021-10-221h 32The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.bump n grind (allegedly)..Carlos and Ryan discuss the world of p*rnography and the affects it had on their lives. They obviously talk about Robert Kelly and their childhood memories (Ryan wrote this sentence, not Carlos).2021-10-081h 33The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Welcome BackCarlos and Ryan return and discuss what they've been up to and where the show is headed, girls on drugs...hide ya kids, hide ya wives cause Carlos and Ryan going around putting stickers round everybody.2021-09-071h 21The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.1-800-AT-NIGHTCarlos & Ryan presents the most sensual episode of The Blank yet, the best of R&B. Listen as your hosts go in depth on the best artists and songs to come out of the rhythm and blues genre. The episode also includes the greatest R&B playlist created. CALL TODAY TO DOWNLOAD!! (please don't). 2021-07-161h 38The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The MatrimonyCarlos & Ryan walk down the aisle this week as they solve the puzzle of marriage and weddings. While Carlos plans his dream wedding, Ryan determines whether he will be attending shirtless or not.2021-05-281h 10The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.Take Care of YourselfCarlos & Ryan discuss Mental Health Week. From individual stories to coping mechanisms, the boys try to offer solutions from their personal experiences.2021-05-0749 minThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.The Blank with Carlos & Ryan. (Trailer)2021-03-2600 minTechnically CorrectTechnically CorrectEpisode 126: The Ryan DoctrineGarlic fries and chicken tenders, Jeff Bezos as Seattle’s true 12th man, and a crash course in the time honored tradition of cheating in New England sports. Plus: two very different opinions on Apple’s upcoming iPhone pricing strategy and a preview of next week’s fall press event. 🥊 .Links:Boston Red Sox Used Apple Watches to Steal Signs Against Yankees - The New York TimesWhat Ford’s pizza delivery experiment says about its autonomy strategy | Ars TechnicaApple Sept. 12 event: New iPhone 8, Apple Watch 3 and more - CNETAnalyst suggests Apple could bundle Apple Music & iCloud tier to boo...2017-09-071h 34