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The Chartographers#60.2 The Chartographers: El-PTrue Story: we love El-P. The rapper-producer who cut his teeth in Company Flow who later would make up half of our Season Finale artist Run the Jewels, El-P is a force unto himself, having also given us a trove of indie-rap staples via his Definitive Jux label. Thus, we're celebrating the man's discography and rankin' it all from Worst to First. A cinematic episode that was filmed on Deep Space 9mm.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-08-1834 minThe Chartographers#60.1 The Chartographers: Killer MikeComin' in with that Ric Flair drip to our season finale, which means that Evan, Taran, and special guest Sam Thomas [IG: @ham_sand_witch] are diving head-on into the Run The Jewels Cinematic Universe, starting with Killer Mike. We rank his studio albums and say "Grind Time Rap Game Bang Bang Bang" about as many times as he does on mic (just kidding: he says it way more).
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-08-1733 min
The Chartographers#59 The Chartographers: Joni Mitchell (1968-1979)The painted ponies go up and down, just like the album rankings when we discuss the work of none other than Joni Mitchell! Join Evan, Taran, and special guest Ali Keirn as they talk about Joni's first ten incredible records. We don't need no paper from the city to tell us we got a very special episode on our hands here.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-08-031h 10
The Chartographers#58.5 Happy Hour Minisode: WeenIf you're listening to The Chartographers' Happy Hour Minisode about Ween, then you're exactly where you're at. Join Evan, Taran, and Chartographers All-Stars J.C. Sciaccotta and Jon Harvey as they plumb the depths of Ween's back story, ranging from insane song inspirations to surprisingly queer-friendly lyrical asides to talking about, of course, "The Argus". It's a transdermal celebration everyone can get behind. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Turquoise (Skyline)" by Brothertiger off of their 2012 album GOLDEN YEARS(Mush Records). Support them by snagging it here [ brothertiger.bandcamp.com/album/golden-years ]. Used with permission.
2021-07-2739 minThe Chartographers#58 The Chartographers: WeenGet your passports stamped, 'cos we're going to Brown Town! In one of the most hotly contested debates in Chartographers history, Evan, Tarna, and special guests (and Chartographers All-Stars) J.C. Sciaccotta and Jon Harvey dive into everything Gene and Dean Ween, ranking their wild, challenging, and utterly insane discography from worst-to-first. If you disagree, you know what those mutilated lips can kiss. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-07-201h 25
The Chartographers#57 The Chartographers: BibioGet ready friends, 'cos we're gonna Light Up The Sky with some of our hot takes on Bibio! Join Evan, Taran, and special guest and recording artist Nathan Stevens as we dive into all things acoustic and breakbeat and lovely and cow-assisted. A lovely springtime field of a discography goes under our critical microscope with some conclusions that may just make you take off your shirt. Enjoy! /// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-07-061h 07
The Chartographers#56.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Modest MouseThe ocean may breathe salty, but we always breathe in some sweet alcohol when doing a Happy Hour Minisode, especially when the artist in question is Modest Mouse! Join Evan, Taran, and Chartographers All-Star Nico Pashka as we talk about Ugly Casanova, Isaac Brock's secret band signings, and oh so much more. Trust us: you might need some Dramamine for this one ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Turquoise (Skyline)" by Brothertiger off of their 2012 album GOLDEN YEARS(Mush Records). Support them by snagging it here [ brothertiger.bandcamp.com/album/golden-years ]. Used with permission.
2021-03-3036 minThe Chartographers#56 The Chartographers: Modest MouseIf my favorite album gets low on the ranking, would you please bury me with it? That's right: this week is all about everything Modest Mouse, as Evan, Taran, and special guest (and Chartographers All-Star) Nico Pashka join together to do the cockroach, board some boats, and set some lampshades on fire in order to rank all things Modest Mouse. You'll float on with us, all right?
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-03-161h 12
The Chartographers#55 The Chartographers: Metallica, Pt. 2If you're wondering for whom the bell tolls for, it's for Evan, Taran, and special guest Phil O'Reilly as they rank the albums of Metallica! Join the trio as they get down to a daring Top 5, eventually settling on one album that truly is the MAS-TER! MAS-TER! It may not be what you think, but something tells us you'll enjoy the journey, wherever it may roam.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-03-0245 minThe Chartographers#55 The Chartographers: Metallica, Pt. 1Gimme fuel, gimme fire, give me a podcast I can admire! That's right, it's Metallica time at Chartographers HQ, which involves Evan, Taran, and special guest Phil O'Reilly figuring out which Metallica record they want to rank at number "One". Join them on this headbanging journey where our opinions are so strong that nothing else matters.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2021-02-231h 01
The Chartographers#54 The Chartographers: Childish Gambino, Pt. 2Now that it's almost over, you'll never be sober after listening to Childish Gambino Pt. 2 episode of The Chartographers! Yes, Evan, Taran, and special guest Cody Gordon (IG: kid_kody92)couldn't contain all their Donald Glover album-ranking madness in a single ep, so here is where we determine what the the truly best Childish record is. You gotta find out it what it is, but when you do, will it be euphoria? Will it feel like summer? Find out!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here...
2021-02-0938 minThe Chartographers#54 The Chartographers: Childish Gambino, Pt. 1So they see us (the podcasters) in the streets and they like "Okayyyy, Okayyyy." But seriously, the real talent, as always, with Mr. Multihyphenate himself, Childish Gambino. This week, Evan, Taran, and special guest Cody Gordon (IG: kid_kody92) dive into all things Donald Glover, tracking his hits as we rank his wild discography from worst-to-best. The debate is so intense, it bleeds over into a two-parter. You might just find out the answers in 3005.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used...
2021-02-0247 min
The Chartographers#53.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Nickel CreekAhoy! Well friends, it's time to enter the NCU (the Nickel Creek Universe) to talk about all things Chris, Sara, and Sean! Join Evan, Taran, and special guest (and Chartographers All-Star) Kerida O'Reilly as we discuss their worst song, seeing both Nickel Creek and Punch Brothers live, the rapturous discography of I'm With Her, and oh so much more. It's guaranteed fun: we'd even sign on a dotted line with that promise.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Turquoise (Skyline)" by Brothertiger off of their 2012 album GOLDEN YEARS(Mush Records). Support them by snagging it here [ brothertiger.bandcamp.com...
2020-12-1537 min
The Chartographers#53 The Chartographers: Nickel CreekMuch like a lighthouse, we at The Chartographers guide in some good opinions, and then reward them with a smoothie after the fact. Now, in tackling the luminous discography of Nickel Creek, Evan, Taran, and special guest (and Chartographers All-Star) Kerida O'Reilly dive right into some Americana goodness, even going so far as to rank and debate our first ever piece of "lost media." It's a great discussion, but the debate never gets heated to the point where you'd want to spit on a stranger. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio...
2020-12-0856 min
The Chartographers#52.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Ben FoldsEverybody knows it sucks to grow up, but what doesn't suck? A delightful Happy Hour Minisode with Evan, Taran, and special guest (and Chartographers All-Star) Briavael O'Reilly, where we talk about everything Ben Folds: from THE SING-OFF to OVER THE HEDGE to his Shatner collaborations to why people just don't seem to want to cover his songs. It's a grand ol' "Time", and you'll soon see how many of Evan's jokes truly have "Landed". /// Our theme song for this episode is "Turquoise (Skyline)" by Brothertiger off of their 2012 album GOLDEN YEARS(Mush Records). Support them by snagging it here [ brothertiger...
2020-12-0132 minThe Chartographers#52 The Chartographers: Ben FoldsWhen it comes to ranking the albums of pianoman Benjamin Folds, we're either the luckiest or we're still fighting it. Either way, come over the hedge to join Evan, Taran, and special guest (and Chartographers All-Star) Briavael O'Reilly to talk all things Ben Folds, both with and without the Five. Does your favorite record of his make it to #1? Or will you be left as one angry dwarf? Listen to find out!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2020-11-241h 11
The Chartographers#51 The Chartographers: ColdplayJust when you thought you were rid of us -- we're back, baby! Season 5 kicks off in explosive fashion with a ranking of the records of Coldplay. Chris Martin and pals go under the microscope as Evan, Taran, and special guest and "Mitchcast" founder Mitchell Harvick talk about which albums give us Vida and which records try their best but just don't succeed. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Everything" by Sam Sparro from his 2020 studio album BOOMBOX ETERNAL. Get that record here [ https://linktr.ee/samsparro ]. Used with permission.
2020-11-101h 03
The Chartographers#50 The Chartographers: Brown Eyed GirlsWho would've guessed that all these years later, Evan & Taran would be finishing the fourth season of their podcast by tackling their 50th artist, and not only that, it's their first foreign-language artist, their first K-pop act, and also, arguably, one of the best ones. It's the Brown Eyed Girls, and Evan, Taran, and special guest Mason Bykowski (IG: @mb_art21) rank the discography of one of K-pop's most beloved and storied groups. It's a hell of a ride, and thank you for taking it with us all these years later. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle"...
2020-02-1854 min
The Chartographers#49 The Chartographers: Butch WalkerWell son of a Butch, we've done it again. Join Evan, Taran, and special guest Sarah Gentile as they dive into the history of teenage bullet belt Butch Walker, who ascended from teenage hair metal guitar maestro to power pop fiend to accomplished solo artist. We rank his wide-ranging, genre-spanning discography with nothing but pure Rock Vocal Power. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle" by Amelia Airhorn from their self-released album AMELIA AIRHORN. Get it and support them here [ ameliaairhorn.com ]. Used with permission.
2020-01-2856 min
The Chartographers#48 The Chartographers: Shelby LynneIn The Chartographers 100+ episodes and 45+ artists covered, somehow, the boys haven't gotten around to covering country, so when it came time to pick an artist to cover, you know what we had to go with: the iconiclastic, genre-bending, play-by-her-own-rules troubadour that is Shelby Lynne! Evan, Taran, and special guest Nathan Dunbar go through all things Shelby as they rank her wide, expansive, and consistently-changing discography for luminous effect. It's a journey about as lovely as the day that Johnny met June.
Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle" by Amelia Airhorn from their self-released album AMELIA AIRHORN. Get...
2020-01-141h 11
The Chartographers#47.5 Happy Hour Minisode: The Quentin Tarantino SoundtracksIt's the Happy Hour Minisode for the Quentin Tarantino Soundtracks, which can only mean one thing: BRING OUT THE GIMP! We're kidding, of course, but this week Evan, Taran, and special guests Dave Coupe [@davecoupe] and Chartographers All-star John Gleason Teske [@malortlongandprosper] tackle our favorite Tarantino moments, his worst songs, and so much more. Zed's dead, baby.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle" by Caravan Palace off of their 2019 album CHRONOLOGIC (Lone Diggers/Le Plan Recordings). Support them by snagging it here [ lnk.to/Chronologic ]. Used with permission.
2019-12-2432 min
The Chartographers#47 The Chartographers: The Quentin Tarantino SoundtracksKick your (obviously bare) feet up and have the adrenaline needle nearby: as part of our ongoing, experimental 4th Season, this week Evan, Taran, and special guests Dave Coupe [@davecoupe] and Chartographers All-star John Gleason Teske [@malortlongandprosper] rank the soundtracks of none other than Quentin Tarantino. It's a wild, fun adventure that you don't even need a little green bag to enjoy. Hit it!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle" by Amelia Airhorn from their self-released album AMELIA AIRHORN. Get it and support them here [ ameliaairhorn.com ]. Used with permission.
2019-12-171h 15
The Chartographers#46 The Chartographers: iamamiwhoami/ionnaleeWe're back, baby! After a long break, The Chartographers are back with a five-artist mini-season where the picks are niche and the experiments are bold. So what better way to kick things than with Evan, Taran, and special guest Jill Meyer [@thatwanderingwoman] diving deep into the discography of Jonna Lee/iamamiwhoami/ionnalee, the avant-garde synth experimentalist who has a long, beautiful, twisting career that we just can't get enough of. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Miracle" by Amelia Airhorn from their self-released album AMELIA AIRHORN. Get it and support them here [ ameliaairhorn.com ]. Used with permission.
2019-12-0357 min
The ChartographersThe Chartographers: The Aftershow (Season 4 Preview)The Chartographers are back ... almost! As we start ramping up for a fun, short mini-season, Evan & Taran sit down to welcome everyone back to the insanity of the podcast, unveil the artists that will be ranked in Season 4, and throw back to 2018 to talk about their favorite releases of that year. It's fun, goofy, and perfect for those fans who have been asking where the hell the boys have been. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Things We Do [Nils Krough Alternate Take]" by Soular Sound.
2019-10-1527 min
The Chartographers#45.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Billy JoelIt's the last episode of The Chartographers epic Season 3, but it's not Goodnight Saigon quite yet. No, Evan, Taran, and a special guest Brice Ezell let it loose in one of the goofiest, longest Happy Hour Minisodes on record, where we talk about Billy's worst song, the deals the screwed him over, and may or may not tell you the story of how he wants his farewell tour to be staged ... more than a few times. Enjoy, and thank you, friends!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE...
2018-12-2043 min
The Chartographers#45 The Chartographers: Billy Joel, Pt. 2He may throw shadows at you, but he's always the Piano Man to us. When it comes to ranking the hits of Billy Joel, we can never leave a tender moment alone, so leave it to Evan, Taran, and a special guest Brice Ezell to go to extremes in order to nail down that best Billy Joel album. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-12-1940 min
The Chartographers#45 The Chartographers: Billy Joel, Pt. 1When it comes to ending the epic third season of The Chartographers, we had to do it with a Big Shot. That's right: the entertainer himself Billy Joel goes under our pop music microscope, and Evan, Taran, and a special guest in the form of Consequence of Sound's Brice Ezell take on this not-so-innocent man and rank his albums from worst to first. You may hear these rankings and think "... you may be right."
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support...
2018-12-161h 02
The Chartographers#44 The Chartographers: St. VincentWe can't turn off what turns us on, and we're of course very turned on by the music of St. Vincent! Join Evan, Taran, and special guest Bobby Evers of CHIRP Radio to show just how cruel we are to the incredible discography of St. Vincent (OK, maybe we show some strange mercy.) It's an enjoyable romp where you may end up laughing with a mouth full of blood!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com...
2018-12-0449 min
The Chartographers#43 The Chartographers: Jay-Z, Pt. 2Jigga what? Jigga who? Why it's Jay-Z, of course, and like the lights of New York, we are inspired to finish determining what his best album is. Evan, Taran, and special guest Shannon "PXGiRedman" White may have 99 problems, but determining the LP that stands above the rest is just one of them!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-11-2051 min
The Chartographers#43 The Chartographers: Jay-Z, Pt. 1That's the anthem, get your damn hands up! That's right, H-to-tha-Izzo is in the building tonight, as is Evan, Taran, and special guest Shannon "PXGiRedman" White. In tackling Jay-Z's extensive discography and ranking it from worst to best, you know how the boys do it: they find a ranking and then it's on to the next one. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-11-1352 min
The Chartographers#42.5 Happy Hour Minisode: WeezerNow that the ranking is done, it's time for The Chartographers to go back to the shack and do the things that we want to do. Evan, Taran, and Lifeline Theatre Company's Bilal Dardai debate all of the important issues: what the band's worst song is, what turned Rivers Cuomo into a bit of a fame whore, and why, visually, the band's mark on the world truly cannot be understated.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it and support him here...
2018-11-0633 min
The Chartographers#42 The Chartographers: WeezerWell, it looks like we got ourselves in a perfect situation! This week, Evan, Taran, and Lifeline Theatre Company's Bilal Dardai tackle everyone's favorite nerd-rock champions in the form of Weezer. Are they emo? Are they legends? Are they cheap pop sellouts? All of these questions and more will be answered. We getchoo.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-10-291h 12
The Chartographers#41 The Chartographers: Stevie Wonder (1970-1987), Pt. 2That feeling when the #1 ranked Stevie Wonder album is right at your fingertips -- it's now here! Join Evan, Taran, and special guest Nia O'Reilly Amandes as they reach for a higher ground and determine what that best Stevie album is. Consider this episode signed, sealed, delivered -- it's yours!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-10-1650 min
The Chartographers#41 The Chartographers: Stevie Wonder (1970-1987), Pt. 1Well, we just called to say we love you, Stevie! No need to be superstitious: our first episode ranking the albums of Little Stevie Wonder from 1970-1987 is here, and Evan, Taran, and special guest Nia O'Reilly Amandes wade through everything from his Oscar-winning fluff to his socio-political pop hits. It's a hell of a journey, and we can't wait for you to go on it. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with...
2018-10-0953 min
The Chartographers#40 The Chartographers: Tom Petty, Pt. 2The waiting is the hardest part -- but for you, the wait is over! The debate over the best Tom Petty album has arrived, and Evan, Taran, and special guest Nico Pashka reaches a fever-pitch as the trio really breakdown what makes a true Tom Petty classic. We promise it's a fair ranking. Anything else? We wouldn't do you like that.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-09-2537 min
The Chartographers#40 The Chartographers: Tom Petty, Pt. 1You don't know how it feels ... to rank meeeeee. That's right, this week we tackle everything Tom Petty, with Evan, Taran, and special guest Nico Pashka breaking down his disocgraphy and ranking it from worst to first. We hope your favorite Petty album lands near the top instead of free-fallin' near the bottom. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-09-1756 min
The Chartographers#39 The Chartographers: GusterThe architcets and engineers couldn't design a better podcast if they tried. This week, Evan, Taran, and Whiskey Delta Films' Dave Coupe dive into all things Guster, going from hand-bongo college heroes to oddly synth-heavy rockers of a certain type. We don't front with these rankings though: we're really gunning for those two points for honesty.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-09-0452 min
The Chartographers#38.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Harry NilssonWhere do you start when everybody starts talkin' about Harry Nilsson? For this incredible Happy Hour Minisode, Evan, Taran, and Pharoah Hound band members/Chartographers All Stars Jon Harvey and J.C. Sciaccotta debate Harry's worst song, discuss his self-destructive tendencies, his Beatles connections, and at one point he gets called "the Jessie J of '70s pop" so, ya know, we're basically counting on there to be some hot comments on this one.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it...
2018-07-2436 min
The Chartographers#38 The Chartographers: Harry Nilsson, Pt. 2When it comes to the hotly-anticipated debate of what the best Harry Nilsson album is, turn on your radio (or podcast app) and listen as Evan, Taran, and Pharoah Hound band members/Chartographers All Stars Jon Harvey and J.C. Sciaccotta get ready to put that lime in that coconut and get into the weeds. It's a hell of a discussion, and we and our arrows don't steer us wrong. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence...
2018-07-171h 00
The Chartographers#38 The Chartographers: Harry Nilsson, Pt. 1We can't 'cast ... if castin' is without you. That's right, for this week's episode, Evan, Taran, and Pharoah Hound band members/Chartographers All Stars Jon Harvey and J.C. Sciaccotta dare to jump into the fire and talk about what everybody's talkin' about: the fascinating, frustrating, and fun career of the impish pop jester that was the one and only Harry Nilsson (Schmilsson).
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-07-101h 02
The Chartographers#37 The Chartographers: George MichaelDownload this ep / Before you go-go / So you can listen to it / On the road-road! That's right: Evan, Taran, and special guest Carmen Barnes proudly declare that Wham! mastermind George Michael is our Father Figure this week, and rank a combined discography of both Wham! and solo George material. We don't wanna say how quickly we'll get to our #1 pick, but along the way, there will be some Fastlove ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com...
2018-06-2659 min
The Chartographers#36 The Chartographers: SpoonThey asked us to not make them a target, but ranking indie-rock albums is the way we get by. So this week Evan, Taran, and returning special guest Chris Fort talk about all things related to the Texas titans that are Spoon and rank their fascinating, flowing discography. We have a whole bunch of hot thoughts on this one, rest assured ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-06-121h 05
The Chartographers#35 The Chartographers: OutKastPodsky, wodsky, casty, wasty! When it comes to talking about The Player and the Poet, you know The Chartographers gotta jump in. This week, Evan, Taran, and special guests Shannon "PXGiRedman" White and Comedy Sportz's Zheryk Badugu dive into the land of a million drums to rank OutKast's varied discography from worst to first. The debates may be down and dirty, but the best album comes out the other side so fresh, so clean.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support...
2018-05-221h 14
The Chartographers#34 The Chartographers: BjorkHave you been going hunting for a good music podcast? Well look no further than this week's Episodes of The Chartographers, where the gang (Evan, Taran, and special guest Mikey Andonaegui) tackle all things Bjork, ranking her albums from worst to first. "Who is it?" you might be asking of which LP hits our #1 spot, but be patient, 'cos if you complain once more, you'll meet an army ... of fun!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp...
2018-05-071h 13
The Chartographers#33.5 Happy Hour Minisode: The White StripesWhen it comes to picking out the worst-ever White Stripes song, well, we're finding it harder to be a gentleman every day. For what turns out to be the longest Happy Hour Minisode in history, The Chartographers (Evan, Taran, along with special guests Justin Smith and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge) discuss why the broke up, the best Jack White solo venture, how crazy a Third Man vinyl can get, and so much more. It's one hell of a conquest, let us tell you ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album...
2018-05-0147 min
The Chartographers#33 The Chartographers: The White StripesHello, operators! Recorded on a steam-powered gramophone, The Chartographers (Evan, Taran, along with special guests Justin Smith and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge) dive head-first into the weird and fun eccentricities of The White Stripes, figuring out which album successfully fights piranhas and which one is the hardest button to button. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com ]. Used with permission.
2018-04-231h 07
The Chartographers#32 The Chartographers: Whitney Houston, Pt. 2Same cast, different script. When Evan & Taran invited returning guest Nick Shoda to rank the albums of Whitney Houston, we realized we have nothing if we don't have a #1, which is why our discussion bled over into two epic episodes. We make our way to number one step by step, but you being here is part of the fun. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-04-1053 min
The Chartographers#32 The Chartographers: Whitney Houston, Pt. 1Here's a podcast to get so emotional over. Yes, Evan, Taran, and special returning guest and All-Star Nick Shoda explore what is truly the greatest love of all: the discography of the diva supreme that is Whitney Houston. The discussion gets so intense, we had to split this into two parts. It's not right ... but it's way OK!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ skylarspence.bandcamp.com/ ]. Used with permission.
2018-04-021h 06
The Chartographers#31.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Steely DanFor Season 3's first-ever Happy Hour Minisode, the Chartographers gang -- Evan, Taran, Left of Left Center's Ned O'Reilly, and Pharoah Hound's J.C. Sciaccotta -- start reelin' in the years by talkin' all things Dan, going over their worst track, Walter Becker's passing, the contracts that were signed, the producers that were involved, and so much more. Listener, don't lose that number, 'cos you now realize the Dan are champions in our eyes.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "The Devil Never Sleeps" by Iron & Wine off of his 2007 album THE SHEPHERD'S DOG (Sub Pop Records). Get it...
2018-03-2636 min
The Chartographers#31 The Chartographers: Steely DanIt's time to brandish your steely knives, 'cos we're throwing back the little ones and pan-frying the big ones in The Chartographers' Season 3 premiere! Evan & Taran return as hosts, and bring along All-Star guests like Left of Left Center's Ned O'Reilly and Pharoah Hound's J.C. Sciaccotta to talk all things Dan. No stone is left unturned, 'cos when it comes to ranking the Dan -- everything must go.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Can't You See" by Skylar Spence off of his debut album PROM KING (Carpark Records). Get it and support him here [ https://skylarspence.bandcamp...
2018-03-201h 17
The Chartographers#30 The Chartographers: David Bowie ('67-'80), Pt. 2Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, Chartographers are music junkies.
That's right, we wrap up our final ranking episode of Season 2 by having special gusts Jon Harvey and CHIRP's Bobby Evers swing by to tackle what turns out to be arguably the most contentious ranking for #1 of all time. Things still end up hunky dory for the guys, and oh, the pretty things they hit along the way. Listen, share, and enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here...
2017-09-2656 min
The Chartographers#30 The Chartographers: David Bowie ('67-'80), Pt. 1Wham, bam, thank you ma'am! For the final artist of our second season, The Chartographers went all-out, not only tackling one of the most elusive discographies of all time (David Bowie), but also bringing back not one but two fan-favorite guests to help settle the score: most frequent guest Jon Harvey and CHIRP's Bobby Evers. The journey starts here, with the guys debating what is the Thin White Duke's worst album and then moving up from there ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available...
2017-09-191h 04
The Chartographers#29 The Chartographers: Broken Social SceneIt's all ... gonna break! And by that, we mean it's all going to come together in some sort of K.C. Accidental fashion. Yes, Evan, Taran, and special guest Carlo Lopez go up and down this shoreline to determine what is the single greatest Broken Social Scene song. Yes, the guys go for the sweetest kill while avoiding your run-of-the-mill shampoo suicide, so grab your Feist tour t-shirt and strap in: before you know it, you'll already be halfway home.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE...
2017-09-0559 min
The Chartographers#28 The Chartographers: Arcade FireOK guys, we're ready to start ...
In what can only be described as a sprawling new episode, Evan, Taran, and special guest Ryan Donahue stage an Arcade Fire intervention, asking if everything really should be now and whether headlights in fact look like diamonds. What's their best album? Do they really live up to their own hype? Or is it just a reflektor? Whatever it maybe, ideal listening for this episode is in the backseat ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite...
2017-08-221h 05
The Chartographers#27 The Chartographers: No DoubtDon't speak, we know just what you're thinking: that you want to listen to a new episode of The Chartographers! This week, Evan, Taran, and special guest (and CHIRP DJ) Briavael O'Reilly go underneath it all for ranking the discography of No Doubt. There's a lot of push and shove going on here, but it's a lively, fun debate that feels fresh, lively, and ... new. Enjoy!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a...
2017-08-0655 min
The Chartographers#26 The Chartographers: Kendrick LamarIt's a wooooooooooorld premiere! Kung Fu Kenny is out there making everything alright, but now, it's up to Evan, Taran, and special guest Shannon "iRedman" White to cut through that whoop-de-whoope/blah-ze-blah and determing what truly is the greatest album from Kendrick Lamar, one of the most vital artists working today. You used to be conflicted, misusing your influence, but not in our case, as all our lives we just wanted money and power ...
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star...
2017-07-251h 12
The Chartographers#25.5 Happy Hour Minisode: GorillazWere you waiting for this Happy Hour Minisode about the world's current favorite animated band? Well tomorrow comes today, and Evan, Taran, and special guest John Gleason Teske round out their discussion of all things Gorillaz by discussing their worst song, ranting about "Hillbilly Man", exploring their live iterations and so much more. It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up ... it's The Chartographers!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "World Girl Reprise" by Kyle Hollingsworth, off of his 2014 album SPEED OF LIFE, available on SCI Fidelity here [ itunes...
2017-07-1930 min
The Chartographers#25 The Chartographers: GorillazWe can guarantee, with certainty that this podcast will leave you feeling happy, feeling glad, it's like sunshine, in a bag. Indeed, The Chartographers return by bringing along acclaimed Chicago actor/director John Gleason Teske to rank the discography of The Gorillaz, Damon Albarn's inexplicable hip-hop-flavored cartoon side-project outside of his beloved Blur. So hop in your windmill and get the cool shoeshine: it's the moments like this that you'll truly remember.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here...
2017-07-111h 12
The Chartographers#24 The Chartographers: The Flaming Lips, Pt. 2Did our last episode leave you reeling with the the terror of it all, or did you take a lot of vitamins to defeat the evil machines? Either way, Evan, Taran, and special guest Jon Harvey band together to rank what is the best all-time Flaming Lips album. A lot of heavy lifting is involved (a spoonful weighs a ton, after all), but you'll be buggin' when your hear the top ranking, and then all your bad days will end.
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE...
2017-06-201h 00
The Chartographers#24 The Chartographers: The Flaming Lips, Pt. 1GUMMY EVERYTHING! I mean, hi! The Oklahoma weirdos known as the Flaming Lips have been going strong for nearly 35 years, and it's therefore up to Evan, Taran, and most frequent guest Jon Harvey to dive into all that is weird, wild, and Wayne in Part 1 of an epic ranking podcast that simply cannot be missed. Grab some jelly: it's gonna be a loud one!
/// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ig...
2017-06-131h 10
The Chartographers#23.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Lady GagaDid someone call the paparazzi on us? 'cos after crossing 5000 plays, the Chartographers have decided to celebrate by putting out one dynamite little Happy Hour Minisode dedicated to Gaga herself. Evan, Taran, and special guest Michael Kaluzny talk about Gaga's worst song, her best fashion choices, her WTF Artpop introduction to the world (floaties!) and her many accolade-driven extracurriculars. You may want to give this episode a nice round of applause. /// Our theme song for this episode is "World Girl Reprise" by Kyle Hollingsworth, off of his 2014 album SPEED OF LIFE, available on SCI Fidelity here [ itunes.apple.com/us...
2017-06-0639 min
The Chartographers#23 The Chartographers: Lady GagaGA GA OOH-LA-LA. Yes, it's time for Mother Monster's meat-ready freakness to be known to the world, which is why Evan, Taran, and special guest Michael Kaluzny have banded together to rank Lady Gaga's albums from worst to the edge of glory. So put down that telephone and put your pink cowboy hat on: we're gonna make a bad romance. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ight/id287331856 ]
2017-05-301h 02
The Chartographers#22 The Chartographers: Iron & WineYou don't have to be a trapeze swinger to realize just how dexterous the task is that we took on here: Evan, Taran, and returning guest Kerida O'Reilly tackle Sam Beam's massive, looping discography and take it out for a backwoods spin, ranking from Jesus the Mexican Boy to Jezebel herself. (Also, don't tell anyone, but this is our 50th episode!) /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ight/id287331856 ]
2017-05-151h 05
The Chartographers#21 The Chartographers: Talking HeadsYou may find yourself ... living in a shotgun shack. And you may find yourself ... listening to this great podcast! That's right, Evan, Taran, and New Millennium Theatre Company's Ali Keirn go crosseyed and painless trying to rank the discography of David Byrne's main band and definitely not the Tom Tom Club. From the album that belongs in a swamp to a disc so good it makes you not want to trust the government, make flippy floppy with us as we rank the greats! /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4...
2017-05-021h 14
The Chartographers#20 The Chartographers: Led Zeppelin, Pt. 2Oh yes, this is our last stand. Evan, Taran, and Phantom Roar's Phil O'Reilly are doing the impossible: going in through the out door and coming out with the best Led Zeppelin album of all time. By the end, you may just want to throw a celebration day of your own ... /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ight/id287331856 ]
2017-04-1741 min
The Chartographers#20 The Chartographers: Led Zeppelin, Pt. 1You wanted the best, you got the best ... it's not KISS! Actually, it's Led Zeppelin, and Evan, Taran, and Phantom Roar's songwriter/guitarist Phil O'Reilly got together to rank the Bonzo band's albums from worst to best. From horn dog Elvis impersonations to Tolkein-indebted lyrics, you may find yourself left with a ranking that's totally not dazed or confusing. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ight/id287331856 ]
2017-04-1151 min
The Chartographers#19 The Chartographers: Sufjan StevensTime to trade in your state quarters for banjo lessons, 'cos this week, Evan, Taran, and special guest Chris Fort tackle a rare and wonderful discography in the form of Sufjan Stevens. Yes, everyone's favorite overambitious sad Boy Scout goes under the Chartographers knife as we rank his discography from worst to best, pitting masterpieces against masterpieces against ... lesser fare. You may not Enjoy Your Rabbit, but we know you'll enjoy this podcast! How about one last woo-hoo for The Chartogs? /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS...
2017-03-281h 17
The Chartographers#18 The Chartographers: Daft PunkHow many robots does it take to change the course of dance music? Two, apparently, and only two. This week, The Chartographers -- along with guest and DJ Konstantinos Zafiriadis -- tackle the short-but-deep discography of electronic's finest innovators, questioning whether or not these robots really rock or if they're just steam machines. With this episode, we do everything harder, better, faster, and stronger. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ig...
2017-03-211h 10
The Chartographers#17 The Chartographers: "Weird Al" YankovicGrab your accordion and get ready to get "Weird". Yes, the Chartographers this week tackle the discography of the Clown Prince of Pop Music, and Evan, J.C. Sciaccotta and Spectrum Culture's Nathan Stevens tackle the Weird One's glorious, detailed, and gut-busting discography from worst to best. Squeeze all the fun you can out of this -- 'cos we certainly did! /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs/album/4-a.m.-…ight/id287331856 ]
2017-02-281h 15
The Chartographers#16 The Chartographers: Michael Jackson, Pt. 2Do you remember the time ... that we ranked half of Michael Jackson's entire discography from worst to best? Sometimes we have to make tough calls: it isn't all black and white. But it is all awesome, and Evan, Taran, and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge know the you make us feel, and that's great in wrapping up the totally-arbitrary but absolutely-definitive ranking of the King of Pop's entire discography. Enjoy! /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE NEW MIDNIGHT, available on Satellite/Star Records here [ itunes.apple.com/bs...
2017-02-2859 min
The Chartographers#16 The Chartographers: Michael Jackson, Pt 1Shamone! Time to get in your socks and try moonwalking across the linoleum floors -- The Chartographers are back for Season 2 and are tackling the biggest pop artist of all time: Michael Jackson. For the Season Premiere, Evan, Taran, and NoiseTrade's Will Hodge do the impossible and begin ranking the King of Pop's albums from worst to best, with incredible tangents about his influence, legacy, background, and more. Hey, if you don't like it, it you can just beat it. /// Our theme song for this episode is "Bad Touch" by The Marches, off of their debut album 4AM IS THE...
2017-02-211h 01
The ChartographersThe Chartographers: THE SEASON ONE WRAP-UPGuys ... we did it!
15 different artists! 16 amazing guests! 34 side-splitting episodes! Thousands of plays (legally we can say that now)! That's right: Season One of the Chartographers is IN. THE. BAG.
So why not celebrate?
Whether you've listened to every single episode or only heard a few, there's no better way to celebrate The Chartographer's first season than by giving you a behind-the-scenes tour, talk about which rankings Evan & Taran would want a do-over on, and -- oh yes -- do a count down of our Top Five Favorite Comic Moments from Season One.
Hardcore fans can also learn more about...
2016-12-1339 min
The Chartographers#15.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Prince (1978-1990)And after dancing in that purple rain, it's just a shame that that friendship had to end -- but by "friendship" we mean "season."
That's right: after ranking every album in Prince's '80s output, Evan, Taran, and most frequent guest Jon Harvey crack open a few purple-tinted drinks and pour one out for our fallen hero, discussing his worst song, Evan's weird connection to the Princeiverse, sharing stories of studio fuckups and alternate versions of the Batman soundtrack, and oh so much more. That's a wrap, folks, but being The Chartographers, they go out in style.
The theme song...
2016-12-0650 min
The Chartographers#15 The Chartographers: Prince (1978-1990), Pt. 2Not saying we have a dirty mind or anything, but this podcast may just get you soft & wet.
But for real though, Evan, Taran, and special guest Jon Harvey get down in the thick of Prince's '80s output and finish ranking his albums from worst to best. It's an epic journey that will make you feel like you've gone around the world in a day, so whether you be girls or boys, get ready to play in the sunshine with our epic conclusion to the celebration of His Royal Badness' awesome output.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger"...
2016-11-291h 03
The Chartographers#15 The Chartographers: Prince (1978-1990), Pt. 1Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to get through this thing called life ...
And boy do we. for the Season Finale to The Chartographers first-ever run, Evan & Taran decide to bring it all home, talking about one of the greatest artists to ever live and also bringing back special guest and PopMatters' writer Jon Harvey for the first part of the definitive ranking of Prince's early work, from FOR YOU to GRAFFITI BRIDGE. So put down that magazine you were masturbating with, strike a curious pose, and give us a little kiss: it's The Chartographers!
This episode's theme song is "...
2016-11-2256 min
The Chartographers#14.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Fall Out BoyWhere is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentle listener of the Chartographers!
Having finally ranked Fall Out Boy's output from worst to best, Taran, along with guests Nico Pashka and CHIRP Radio's Bri O'Reilly, are now spitting like young volcanoes over what is the worst Fall Out Boy song, goofy trivia, and so much more which will make you say thnks fr th mmres.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available...
2016-11-1713 min
The Chartographers#14 The Chartographers: Fall Out BoyYou've waited for this for awhile, and finally, it's going down down.
That's right, Taran invites special guests Nico Pashka and CHIRP Radio's Bri O'Reilly to tackle the discography of punk-pop stalwarts Fall Out Boy, ranking it from LiveJournal-lyric worst to guilty-pleasure best, resulting in songs that know what you did in the dark, even if all you want to do is just dance dance to them.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/a...
2016-11-151h 07
The Chartographers#13 The Chartographers: The Smashing PumpkinsThe killer in me is the killer in you ... but today we're just killin' it. That's right: The Chartographers take a rocket right into the heart of the Smashing Pumpkins discography, joined by writer Ryan Doss and filmmaker Will Cwik to rank the Pumpkins from worst to best to Zwan. God may be empty, but this podcast is full of nothin' but good times.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. U...
2016-10-251h 06
The Chartographers#12 The Chartographers: Janet Jackson, Pt. 2When Part 1 of the Chartographers too-epic ranking of Janet Jackson's discography ended, you didn't realize what you got ... til it's gone. Thankfully, we're together again, and Evan, Taran, and special guest Nick Shoda finish the deed, ending with what maybe the single most contentious #1 and #2 battle in the history of the show. So put on your headphones but make sure there's no feedback, 'cos we're pretty sure this exciting conclusion will hit you right in the pleasure principle ...
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse R...
2016-10-111h 06
The Chartographers#12 The Chartographers: Janet Jackson, Pt. 1Things are about to get ... nasty. Yes, the pleasure principle is in full effect when The Chartographers and special guest Nick Shoda tackle the dense, sexy, and danceable catalogue of Miss Janet. A debate like no other, the guys get into nuances, favorites, cultural analogies, and so many terrible interlude jokes that we couldn't contain it in one mere episode. This Pt. 1, however, is essential. Come on get up -- and listen!
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan R...
2016-10-041h 04
The Chartographers#11.5 Happy Hour Minisode: The BeatlesOb-La-Di, Ob-La-Daa, life can now officially go on again, as The Chartographers (with a little help from our friends Bobby Evers and Bill Mayeroff) ranked all the Beatles albums from worst to best. Yet the fun continues in the Happy Hour Minisode, which has the guys debate the worst Beatles song, who broke up the Beatles, and whether or not Ringo was actually a good drummer. Also, Evan doesn't realize he's interrupting Bill a lot, and it's amazing.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other...
2016-09-2936 min
The Chartographers#11 The Chartographers: The Beatles, Pt. 2Why'd you say goodbye? Say hello! to our wonderful Part 2 of the time the Chartographers, along with special guests Bobby Evers (CHIRP Radio) and Bill Mayeroff (ChicagoNow), pitted the Fab Four's masterpieces against each other until only one stood stall above the rest, high above everyone with his diamonds and some girl named Lucy. Paul ain't a dead man, and you absolutely can't miss out on the conclusion to this momentous event.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan R...
2016-09-2750 min
The Chartographers#11 The Chartographers: The Beatles, Pt. 1Join us on a magical mystery tour, say hey to that bulldog, and carry that weight as The Chartographers are joined by special guests Bobby Evers (CHIRP Radio) and Bill Mayeroff (ChicagoNow) to rank the discography of the band that made Wings (both the band and we're guessing the TV series) possible: The Beatles. The Fab Four will be weeping like their guitars by the time we're done, going through the discography, iconography, and so much more. What do we call that process? Chartography, of course.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from...
2016-09-201h 05
The Chartographers#10.5 Happy Hour Minisode: MadonnaYou thought that The Chartographers packed everything they could about Madonna into two full-length episodes? Bitch, it's Madonna, and there's so much more to cover, including the most controversial moment from the TRUTH OR DARE documentary, what the worst Madonna song is, and special guest Jerico Bleu amazes Taran and Evan by providing us with the single greatest catchphrase we've heard in Chartographers history. Open your heart, take a double-shot-tay, and we know you're satisfied.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers...
2016-09-1331 min
The Chartographers#10 The Chartographers: Madonna, Pt. 2When The Chartographers tackle an artist as iconic as Madonna, we can't contain ourselves to one mere episode. That's why Evan, Taran, and special guest Jerico Bleu stretch it out to two full-length episodes, ranking her dozen plus albums in order, debating the merits, doing a lot of gay vogue-ing, and oh so much more. You should listen to Pt. 1 first, and once you're done, express yourself by hitting up the exciting conclusion to the ultimate ranking of Madonna's best.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de l...
2016-09-0657 min
The Chartographers#10 The Chartographers: Madonna, Pt. 1Put your cone bra on and say a little prayer for us, 'cos this week, The Chartographers are tackling the Queen of Pop herself: Madonna. It's a podcast so epic in scope that Evan, Taran, and special guest Jerico Bleu couldn't do it in one mere episode, so revel in Part 1 as we discuss Madonna's origins, influences, and create enough gay tangents to write the script for BEHIND THE CANDLEABRA. Dig in, friends.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le P...
2016-08-301h 11
The Chartographers#09.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Fleetwood MacThe Chartographers ranked the Fleetwood Mac albums and somehow survived. However, stories of fake band lineups, balls in your face (or at least on your album cover), and whether or not Sheryl Crow can dance her way into the hearts of Christie McVie fans are abound, with Taran, Evan, and special guest Ned O'Reilly addressing all the rumors surrounding The Mac.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp.com/album/colorpunch...
2016-08-2529 min
The Chartographers#09 The Chartographers: Fleetwood MacIt's the orgy that learned how to play instruments, but boy howdy did they change things. That's right, peak-era Fleetwood Mac goes under The Chartographers microscope, and here Evan, Taran, and special guest Ned O'Reilly talk about gypsy space witches, terrible spoken-word pieces, and the greatness that is ... the Mac.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. Used with permission.
2016-08-231h 03
The Chartographers#08 The Chartographers: RobynBefore, she was dancing on her own, and now ... she's got company. That's right, Evan, Taran, and special guest and GLORadio host Gabriel LeBlanc tackle the discography of the greatest living dance-pop songstress today: Robyn! She may not be a household name, but with a discography this deep and this interesting, who are we to say no? So grab a buddy, call your girlfriend, and watch as The Chartographers show Robyn some respect.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le P...
2016-08-091h 07
The Chartographers#07.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Phil CollinsJust when you thought it was safe to talk shit about Phil Collins in public, you realize you went down the wrong alley and The Chartographers are there waiting for ya. Evan, along with special guests Ryan Reed and Colin McGuire, go through it all, from Phil's worst moment to the best genesis stories to even more horrendous imitations of his cockney accent in the song "Like China". That's just the way it is, folks.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers...
2016-08-0430 min
The Chartographers#07 The Chartographers: Phil CollinsThere's this podcast we've had on our mind (alll the time), about Phil Collins-o. Indeed, the ex-Genesis former child star best known for the BROTHER BEAR soundtrack goes under the Chartographers knife to have his discography ranked and quartered, where Evan is joined by Alternative Press' Colin McGuire and Rolling Stone's Ryan Reed to effectively get both sides of the story. WARNING: An unhealthy amount of Phil Collins puns are contained herein.
This episode's theme song is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan R...
2016-08-0254 min
The Chartographers#06.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Death Cab for CutieYou may have enjoyed The Chartographers' Happy Hour Minisodes before, but this one, with Taran, Evan, and special guest Kerida O'Reilly, is a whole different batch of O.C. You haven't lived until you've heard death metal Raffi covers. How did we get there from talking about Death Cab for Cutie? Only one way to find out ...
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp.com/album/colorpunch ] Used with permission.
2016-07-2623 min
The Chartographers#06 The Chartographers: Death Cab for CutieOpen up your LiveJournal account and practice your best Kermit the Frog voice: this week Evan & Taran are joined by Taran's music-loving sister Kerida to tackle the discography of Death Cab for Cutie, following them into the dark and ranking their albums from pretentious worst to heart-anthem best.
The theme song for this episode is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. Used with permission.
2016-07-1956 min
The Chartographers#05.5 Happy Hour Minisode: Kanye WestWe're gonna let you finish, but this is the greatest Happy Hour Minisode of ALL TIME! That's right, like Kanye at any given awards show, the Chartographers (Evan & Taran) are joined by returning guest Jon Harvey to shoot-the-shit about Yeezy, asking where the press is at, where our croissants are at, and then wasting the day away by loudly wanting pre-nup.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp.com/album/colorpunch...
2016-07-1226 min
The Chartographers#05 The Chartographers: Kanye WestWe're gonna let you finish, but this is the greatest Chartographers podcast of ALL TIME! From THE COLLEGE DROPOUT to THE LIFE OF PABLO, everyone's favorite big-headed astronaut gets his entire discography ranked thanks to Evan, Taran, and returning guest Jon Harvey. You are all BOUND!! to enjoy this.
The theme song for this episode is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. Used with permission.
2016-07-051h 23
The Chartographers#04.5 Happy Hour Minisode: The DecemberistsDid you hear that time when The Chartographers ranked all The Decemberists albums and it was a brutal, visceral debate of madness and gladness? Well don't worry: Taran & Evan are still friends with guest Bobby Evers from CHIRP Radio, and his Happy Hour Minisode is a rollicking, goofy time that eventually devolves into us listing which Colin Meloy song character is the most bangable.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp...
2016-06-2821 min
The Chartographers#04 The Chartographers: The DecemberistsWhen your English professor's elbow patches transform into songwriters, you get something akin to The Decemberists, and in ranking their tricky, twisty discography, hosts Evan & Taran had to bring in CHIRP Radio's Bobby Evers to help sort through the madness, the melodies, and the songs about ghost babies. Every album: ranked.
The theme song for this episode is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. Used with permission.
2016-06-2158 min
The Chartographers#03 The Chartographers: RadioheadOnce you've dried off after taking a dip in your moon-shaped pool, make sure you put on The Chartographers, where Evan & Taran are joined by special guest Brice Ezell (PopMatters/Glide Magazine) to tackle Radiohead's entire discography and provide the pseudo-definitive ranking the world has been craving. .
The theme song for this episode is "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace. It is taken from the album < >, available on Café de la Danse Records under license to Le Plan Recordings [ itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-i/id1039110096 ]. Used with permission.
2016-06-071h 03
The Chartographers#02 The Chartographers: BeckOf all this albums, which Beck set would you call his biggest "Loser"? Terrible pun-related debates ensue as Evan and special guests Jon Harvey and J.C. Sciaccotta swing by to debate, berate, and evaluate the works of Beck Hansen and his many glorious aural oddities.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp.com/album/colorpunch ] Used with permission.
2016-05-311h 01
The Chartographers#01 The Chartographers: BeyoncéFor our inaugural episode, The Chartographers (Evan & Taran) invite special guest and celebrated Beyoncé fan Nick Shoda to rank Beyonce's entire discography.
The theme song for this episode is "Hands of the Dead" by Seattle power-pop greats The Hoot Hoots. This, along with other thrilling singalong numbers, can be found on their album COLORPUNCH, available here: [ thehoothoots.bandcamp.com/album/colorpunch ] Used with permission.
2016-05-151h 05