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The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkBack in ActionSteph, Dave, Steve & John ponder - when is a theatrical, not really a theatrical? When it’s a direct to Netflix original movie! That’s right, it’s time to kick the feet up, make some popcorn and get BACK IN ACTION! Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! CIA Spies and banter experts Emily (Cameron Diaz) and Matt (Jamie Fox) are on a mission to recover\ very important…thing. But when they’re mission goes south, they are presumed dead, and they take the opportunity retire and start a family. After 15 years (and two kids who a...2025-02-021h 07
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkDeadpool and Wolverine EXPANDED UNIVERSE 43Deadpool officially joins the MCU, and the Geeks talk about where it all started and how the Merc With A Mouth convinced his new frenemy Wolverine to join him for that superhero box office landing. Grab some chimichangas and wear your brown pants for the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2024-08-0448 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkThe Stepfather CINEMA CRAPTACULUSSteph, John & Dave are on their best behavior as they go old school to welcome in a new Step Father! It’s 1987 and the saying “Father knows best” is not only said, it’s still believed. But in this movie, what father knows best, is deadly – kids, meet your new - STEP FATHER! Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! After murdering his family, Jerry (Played by LOST’s Terry O’Quinn) marries a recent widow and becomes the stepfather to 16 year old Stephanie. But Stephanie realizes something creepy is up with the new head of the family. When sh...2024-05-201h 00
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkGeek Free For All EXPANDED UNIVERSE 42The Geeks do what they do best – geek out on the biggest and best TV shows and movies of the summer! From Furiosa to a furious Wolverine and everything in between, it’s a Geek free-for-all on the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2024-05-1444 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkTime Warp: 1994 - 30 Years Ago! CINEMA CRAPTACULUSSteph, John & Dave dive into the past! This year is the 30th anniversary of the movies from… well if you’re doing the math at home or read the podcast title… 1994 – and we’ve chosen 5 of the biggest movies from that year to talk about their impact 30 years later. Talk to the hand if you don’t think it’s fly and all that, home skillet!! As if! It’s 1994 you’re going through the newspaper, wondering what movie to see Friday night. You’ve got THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, a prison film that could make even a hardened criminal wee...2024-03-2447 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkOscars Geek Out EXPANDED UNIVERSE 41The Geeks make their picks for this year’s Academy Awards! Will it be a Barbenheimer or an Oppenbarbie kind of night? Or maybe it will be a night of American Fiction and everyone will feel like Poor Things. Join John HH, Doc, and Smoore for an Oscars Geek-Out as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2024-02-2658 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkNo One Will Save You CINEMA CRAPTACULUSSteve Silverman (World Gone Good, Drown Town) joins Steph, John & Dave but can he save them as they take on NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU!There’s no dialogue, there’s no electricity and there’s no peace because NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! That’s the name of the movie. No One Will Save You. In this sci-fi, psychologoical thriller, Brynn (Kaitlyn Dever) is an anxious, homebody because of a mysterious event in her past that left her the town outcast. Now this lonely, stay-at-home woman finds herself in survival mode, facing off against an alien in...2024-01-2856 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkFamily Switch CINEMA CRAPTACULUSThis holiday season, Steph, Dave & John switch it up for Christmas! What happens when you cross Freaky Friday with Like Father Like Son and throw in Christmas just for shits and giggles. And don’t forget an extra helping of McG directing and you get the Netflix original - the simply titled FAMILY SWITCH! FAMILY SWITCH is about the Walker Family as they switch bodies. The mother switches with the daughter, the son switches with the dad and the baby switches with the family dog! And it happens on the night before one of the most important days of...2023-12-2449 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkSlotherhouse CINEMA CRAPTACULUSStephanie, John & Dave pledge a sorority where they take things slow - Slothlike slow! This is the untrue story of several sorority sisters picked to live in a house and have their lives taken… Where we find out what happens when an adorable sloth with anger issues stops being polite and starts getting real. It’s SLOTHERHOUSE!!! Here's the rapid recap to catch you up! Emily Young is a college Senior who will do anything to attain her dream of becoming house president of her Sorority. But standing in her way is curr...2023-10-291h 00
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkHalloween Episode THE EXPANDED UNIVERSEThe Geeks go monster mashing as they carve out their best and least favorite trick-or-treat candy, party cocktails, songs, and the popular costumes for 2023. From Taylor Swift attire to lighting candy corn on fire, let’s debate and celebrate with wicked delight by candlelight. It’s a HALLOWEEN extravaganza episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2023-10-2243 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"The Strikes" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 38The Geeks take a look at what’s at stake in the big Hollywood strikes and are joined by Cinema Craptaculus’ own Emmy-winning writer Stephanie Coggins as well as actor and SAG-AFTRA committee negotiator Zeke Alton. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2023-08-2045 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Summer Movies Check-In" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 37Summertime at the movies! The geeks check in on which films are on fire and which have flamed out and what’s coming up. Is it summer lovin’ or endless summer? Find out as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2023-07-0939 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkExtraction 2 CINEMA CRAPTACULUSTy Freer (writer) joins John & Dave to jump into the action of Chris Hemsworth’s latest Netflix shenanigans! The Russos take off the superhero costumes and replace superhero powers with super powered guns in EXTRACTION 2! Here's the rapid recap to catch you up! At the end of EXTRACTION 1, Chris Hemsworth’s character Tyler Rake (wait, that’s really his name? Anyway…) Tyler Rake fell off a bridge and was presumed dead? Maybe. I don’t know, I didn’t see it. But he wasn’t dead! Just really injured. And they save him. Facing the possibility of hanging out in the mos...2023-06-2753 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Soaps" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 36Like sands through the hourglass, the Geeks ponder the incredible popularity of soap operas. WHO are Smoore’s favorite soap characters? HOW GOOD is HH’s impression of one daytime’s best heroes? WAS Doc really named after a telenovela character? Tune in for these answers and more as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2023-05-2135 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkWe Have a Ghost CINEMA CRAPTACULUSSteph, John and Dave move in only to discover WE HAVE A GHOST! Here’s the Rapid Recap as written by Netflix RAPID RECAP Seeking a fresh start in Chicago, the Presley family moves into a dusty fixer-upper they soon realize comes with a catch: a ghost in the attic named Ernest (David Harbour). Despite Ernest's attempts at scaring teenage son Kevin (Jahi Winston), the detached, music-obsessed teen soon finds a kindred spirit in this trapped soul from the '70s and commits to helping him.Meanwhile, Kevin's affable-yet-harsh father Fr...2023-04-0446 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkGeeks & the Gunn EXPANDED UNIVERSE 35Can James Gunn save DC Studios? After the bold slate of films and series announced, the Geeks take a hard and hopeful look at the ambitious plans laid out by the new WB leadership supercharge the Superfriends. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! Subscribe to Cinema Craptaculus on iTunes or SpotifyTwitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.2023-02-2643 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Your Place or Mine" CINEMA CRAPTACULUSIt’s Valentine’s Day Season so John, Steph & Dave pack their overnight bags to stay at the Rom-Com b&b that's YOUR PLACE OR MINE! Peter (Ashton Kutcher) is a successful marketing brand expert, who lives in New York city and runs from every relationship as fast as he can get into it. Debbie (Reese Witherspoon) is a successful single mother who left her dreams behind in order to be a responsible adult. Together, their one night stand from 20 years ago is what made them the best of friends today – you know the kind of best friend you ta...2023-02-1942 min
DENNIS ANYONE? with Dennis HensleyCinema Craptaculus Presents The Expanded Universe crossover episode w/ hosts John H.H. Ford and Smoore: “Romance…Wherefore Art Though?” Dennis goes from host to guest with this crossover episode with the podcast Cinema Craptaculus Presents The Expanded Universe hosted by John H.H. Ford and Smoore. Here’s the official blurb: Love … exciting and -- GONE? Are romantic movies going extinct? Dennis Hensley, host of game shows and the Dennis Anyone? with Dennis Hensley podcast joins the geeks to see if Hollywood still cares about love in films, where we can find them, and why we still need them. Romance, wherefore art thou? It’s a special Valentine’s Day episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! 2023-02-1857 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Romance, Wherefore Art Thou?" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 34Love … exciting and -- GONE? Are romantic movies going extinct? Dennis Hensley, host of game shows and the Dennis Anyone? podcast joins the geeks to see if Hollywood still cares about love in films, where we can find them, and why we still need them. Romance, wherefore art thou? It’s a special Valentine’s Day episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!Subscribe to Cinema Craptaculus on iTunes or SpotifyTwitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus Follow John on Twitter @johnhhford"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew C...2023-02-0545 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"The Invitation" CINEMA CRAPTACULUSWe extend you an invitation to the Netflix Original Movie that has the sexiness and intrigue of an Anne Rice book written for 3rd grade fans of Bridgerton! It’s THE INVITATION everyone! Here’s the Rapid Recap (according to Google) to catch you up! After the death of her mother and having no other known relatives, Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) takes a DNA test and discovers a long-lost cousin she never knew she had. Invited by her newfound family to a lavish wedding in the English countryside, Evie's at first seduced by the sexy aristocratic host (Thomas Doherty). However, she...2023-01-221h 11
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"My Big Fat Geek Christmas" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 33Yippee Kay Yay and ho-ho-ho! Doc, John HH, and Smoore haul out the holly for a holiday party offering up gift ideas for the geek in your life. And are Die Hard and Love, actually really Christmas movies? You’ll find out as it’s My Big Fat Geek Christmas on Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!iTunes https://apple.co/34WS22m Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/6JkObSg6o3RdKcSmJ5zeZ3?si=qO56jiXeTueoRIvQYZCEsQ Twitter @Craptaculus Instagram @ CinemaCraptaculus "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette. 2022-12-1835 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkFrosty & The Year without a Santa Claus CINEMA CRAPTACULUSIt's a Holiday Special Christmas Special Special!!John and Dave are joined by JDH to open Santa’s sack and peek inside to two classic Christmas specials – Frosty the Snowman and The Year without a Santa Claus!FROSTY THE SNOWMANIn this 1969 cartoon classic, Frosty gains sentience when a quote magical unquote hat lands on his frosty dome. He comes to life to instantly learn that he’s going to die. So Frosty’s closest friend, Karen, complains to the manager about the heat in the…oh, not that kind of Karen, just a kid named Kare...2022-12-0445 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkHalloween Ends CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 78Steve Silverman (World Gone Good podcast) joins us for another night of Halloween frights! And this time promises to be the last of the Michael Myers Halloween saga. And after all the various timelines and alternate sequels, this is the irrefutable moment when HALLOWEEN ENDS! (See how we did that there?)Or is it?Every week, on WORLD GONE GOOD, Steve features unique stories from incredible everyday people who make the world a little bit better each and every day. Follow WORLD GONE GOOD Twitter - @worldgonegood1Insta - @worldGoneGoodPodcast2022-10-2350 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Last Cinema and Streamer Standing" EXPANDED UNIVERSE 31Mergers! Struggling streamers! Cinema chains closing! Oh, my! Maybe the Geeks should open their own cinema chain or hey, even better, start their own streaming service and call it Geeks+. Join John HH and Doc as they untangle the high stakes drama of cinemas and streaming services in what seems to be more and more like a cage match for survival! Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! iTuneshttps://apple.co/34WS22mSpotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6JkObSg6o3RdKcSmJ5zeZ3?si=qO56jiXeTueoRIvQYZCEsQTwitter @CraptaculusInstagram @ CinemaCraptaculus"...2022-09-2530 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Samaritan" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 77Tara, John & Dave travel to Granite City *cough* gotham *cough* to see if we can get the oldest superhero in town to yell at us for being on his lawn! He’s been a grumpy old boxer! He’s been a grumpy old Vet! Now he’s a grumpy old superhero AND super villain!?! It’s Sylvester Stallone in SAMARITAN!Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! Thirteen-year-old Sam Cleary (Javon Walton) suspects that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Mr. Smith (Sylvester Stallone) is actually a legend hiding in plain sight. Twenty years ago...2022-09-0444 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Prey" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 76First there was Predator. Then Predator 2. Then Predators. Then The Predator. In this latest installment 20th Century went against Horror movie sequel naming conventions (see Scream and Halloween) and came up with a completely new title - PREY!Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! In the Predator franchises’ 5th movie (if you don’t count the Alien Vs. Predator series) we go back in time to 1719 and the Northern Great Plains to witness the creature’s very first visit to Earth. This time the Predator has its sights set on Naru, a skilled female C...2022-08-1440 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Spiderhead" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 75One man wants the key to control the emotions of humankind and will disregard scientific ethics in order to get it. It’s Chris Hemsworth in SPIDERHEAD!Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!In the near future, ambitious Pharma-bro Abnesti (Chris Hemsworth) runs clinical trials of his mood altering drugs on imprisoned convicts. But this is no ordinary prison – there are no cells, no real rules, no limitations. The only thing a prisoner has to do is take part in Abnesti’s drug testing. With his vast array of drugs, Abnesti can control a person...2022-07-0344 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Top Gun (1986)" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 74The Cinema Craptaculus Crew is doing a flyby over the original 1986 action classic TOP GUN in time for our collective return to the DANGER ZONE with Top Gun: Maverick!Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! Lt. Pete Mitchell code name Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) is, like his name, a maverick when it comes to being a Navy Pilot! Now he’s flying high in Navy’s Fighter Weapons School with the best of the best who are all better than the betters that they best. He’s good, that’s what we’re trying to...2022-06-1259 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Deep Water" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 73Ty Freer joins Steph, John and Dave for a wade into an….erotic? Thriller? Ben Affleck is obsessed with snails and the boyfriends of his flirtatious wife in this Hulu Original erotic thriller – DEEP WATER!Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! Retired and super rich robotics engineer VIC (Ben Affleck) spends his days watching his promiscuous Sexy Wife™, MELINDA (Ana de Armas) befriend boys as he sulks about, takes exhausting rides on his bicycle, passive-aggressively bonds with their small daughter, TRIXIE, and aggressive-aggressively annoys Melinda. They are rich people with rich people problems, like whose ho...2022-04-2451 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkIs "Never Say Never Again" the Best James Bond Movie? REEL DEBATE 07The Debate Crew enters a world of espionage as Matt Godecker declares the best. James Bond film is NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN. But he goes up against Cinema Craptaculus' very own "M", John H.H. Ford! They debate the villains, the action and character development and themes?! With 60 years of James Bond movies at his fingertips, John looks to take down Matt's amazing claim that NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN is the best James Bond Movie!The Reel Debate Theme composed and performed by Gregory BromfieldFollow us on Twitter @Craptaculus and on Instagram @cinemacraptaculus2022-04-1043 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"The Adam Project" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 72Steph, Dave & John are joined by Steve Silverman (World Gone Good) to take on a little Ryan Reynolds gone good in the Netflix Original, THE ADAM PROJECT! What is better than 1 Ryan Reynolds? How about one Ryan Reynolds, a young Ryan Reynolds and Mark Ruffalo for the dad? Netflix worked up a little movie called THE ADAM PROJECT! Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! Sometime in the near future, like 30 years from now, time travel is invented. And as with all great scientific achievements, it is instantly perverted for profit! To fix this, Adam (Ryan Re...2022-03-2059 min
The Reel DebateArnold v Stallone: Who is the Goat of 80's Action?DOUG McDONALD From the podcast MY VIEWS ARE MY OWN, joins the Reel Debate for one of the most important topics of the New Year! Who was the 80’s action hero GOAT! Stallone! Schwarzenegger! Doug deems Arnold the biggest, baddest action star of all time! Adam doesn’t pull in punches as he defends Sly as the one and true action hero of the 80’s! JDH moderates and Tara and Dave sit in the judges’ seats for this all-time slugfest!Who do you think lands the ultimate blow? Adam or Doug? Sly or Arnold? It’s 2022 and what better way...2022-02-2041 min
The Reel DebateIs National Lampoons Christmas Vacation the Best Christmas Movie Ever?Happy Holidays and the only way to celebrate on the Reel Debate is to decide is NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION the best Christmas movie ever?!? Tara says, “Ho-Ho-hells YES!” But Dave says, “Bah! Humbug!” JDH moderates and Adam judges in this instant holiday classic – IS NATIONAL LAMPOONS’ CHRISTMAS VACATION THE BEST XMAS MOVIE EVER? Join the debate and let us know what you think!The Reel Debate Theme composed and performed by Gregory BromfieldFollow us on Twitter @Craptaculus and on Instagram @cinemacraptaculusiTuneshttps://apple.co/34WS22mSpotifyhttps://open.spotify...2022-02-2039 min
The Reel DebateFace OffAdam and Dave go face to face to off the other’s argument as they debate Face/Off! John Travolta and Nicolas Cage have their own Freaky Friday (But it’s no body switch movie, this is a face switch movie) and now they try to destroy the other before the other destroys their life! Whose argument will stand up to the action and whose point of view will fall face first into the bargain bin? JDH moderates as Adam and Dave take on this John Woo classic as Cinema Craptaculus Presents The Reel Debate: Face/Off! This mont...2022-02-2043 min
The Reel DebateIndependence DayIt’s the alien invasion movie that raised the bar while raising iconic landmarks – INDEPENDENCE DAY! But is it a great movie or a great big bore? On this day, Adam and Dave express their freedom with independent thought as they go head-to-head on the Reel Debate. Whose point of view will light up the sky with fireworks and whose point of view will crash to the Earth? JDH hosts and moderates this explosive matchup between two movie loving rivals who independently have a lot of thoughts on this Emmerich/ Devlin classic! It’s the Reel Debate: Independence Day!T...2022-02-2040 min
The Reel DebateBeauty & the Beast: Live Action vs AnimatedIt’s Tara vs. Adam as they magically take on the fairytale classic told two ways, it’s Beauty and the Beast – The Animated One versus the Live Action One! The knives have come out (and come to life) as they’ve declared their sides! JDH Moderates as Dave is their guest judge for this Disney-fied REEL DEBATE.The Reel Debate Theme composed and performed by Gregory BromfieldFollow us on Twitter @Craptaculus and on Instagram @cinemacraptaculusiTuneshttps://apple.co/34WS22mSpotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6JkObSg6o3RdKcSmJ5...2022-02-2028 min
The Reel DebateReel Debate TrailerITS REALLY FUN TO WATCH MOVIES. IT’S EVEN BETTER TO DEBATE THEM! Now the Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network presents THE REEL DEBATE where we argue what we love – Movies. Join me, your moderator, JDH, Tara, Adam, Dave and their special guests as they defend their position as Cinema Craptaculus presents THE REEL DEBATE!2022-02-2000 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" CINEMA CRAPTACULUS 71Steph, John & Dave head to the Lonestar State for a gory night of horror! They say that everything is bigger in Texas, and it looks like that applies to plot holes too! The chainsaw-wielding, face-wearing mass murdering Leatherface is back in Netflix’s bloody reboot/remake/resequel/ redo TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! This newest addition to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise takes place nearly 50 years after the events of the very first movie. Dante (Jacob Latimore) and Melody (Sarah Yarkin) are Gen Z chefs who’ve purchased the ghost town of Harlow, Texas to start a community of like-minded influencers and...2022-02-2045 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 70: "Eternals"Join Steph, John & Dave for a movie that feels as long as the title suggests and has a cast twice as big – it’s MARVEL’S ETERNALS!After the events of AVENGERS: ENDGAME, the MCU reveals that there are ancient, super powered aliens who have lived on Earth in hiding for thousands of years. Sent by the Celestials to eliminate the Deviants, the Eternals accomplished their mission in the 1500s. Without any Deviants to battle, they all kind of go their own ways. Now in the present, they discover that a new Celestial will be birthed out of the ea...2022-01-3049 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkEXPANDED UNIVERSE 23: "The Madness of Multiverses"Wait, so comic book franchises don’t actually get rebooted because each one exists in a universe alongside another? Christian Bale’s Batman could have cocktails with Ben Affleck’s Batman? Wait, HOW many Spider-Men and Wonder Women and X-Men are there? There could be a million Tony Starks? Is your head exploding? The Geeks are gonna help you out as they decipher the madness of multiverses! Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!iTuneshttps://apple.co/34WS22mSpotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6JkObSg6o3RdKcSmJ5zeZ3?si=qO56jiXeTueoRIvQYZCEsQTwitter @Crapta...2022-01-2343 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS: "Holiday Craptacular"It’s the most Cratpaculus time of the year! Join the whole Cinema Craptaculus Crew with Dave, John, Tara, Adam, Doc, Smoore JDH and special call-ins from Stephanie as they look at the Craptaculus year and a peek into what’s coming next year. It’s the Holiday Craptacular!! Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Follow us on:Instagram - @CinemaCraptaculusTwitter - @CraptaculusE-mail – Cinema.Craptaculus@gmail.com2021-12-1948 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCLASSIC CRAPTACULUS: "A Christmas Horror Story"It's a Classic Craptaculus! A Christmas Horror Story!‘Tis the season to jingle your jangle as the Cinema Craptaculus Crew decks the halls with four twisted tales of merry morality in A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY! Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Follow us on:Instagram - @CinemaCraptaculusTwitter - @CraptaculusE-mail – Cinema.Craptaculus@gmail.com2021-12-1653 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCLASSIC CRAPTACULUS: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"It's a Classic Craptaculus! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa’s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph’s glowin...2021-12-0950 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkTHE EXPANDED UNIVERSE 21: "Scum & Villainy: Best of Film Villains Part One"Film villains! We love to hate them and yeah, maybe we just plain love them a little too much. John, Doc, and Smoore take a whack at mining the best of film villainy as they debate and vote on categories including The Henchman, The Beast, The Mastermind and many other favorites. Do your favorite villains make ‘the cut’? Find out as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe “Scum and Villainy: The Best Film Villains.iTuneshttps://apple.co/34WS22mSpotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/6JkObSg6o3RdKcSmJ5zeZ3?si=qO56jiXeTueoRIvQYZCEsQTwitte...2021-11-2147 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 69: "Halloween Kills"Michael Myers is back and he’s killing his way through town to get to his favorite view- the window of his dead sister’s bedroom! At the end of Halloween – the 2018 one, not the 1978 one - the Strode Brood flee in the back of a pick-up from the burning wreck of their home with Michael Myers trapped in the basement! Unfortunately, no one tells the fire trucks racing towards the blaze. Meanwhile, Anthony Michael Hall and more side characters than a Simpsons musical number mourn their various run-ins with the man in the Shatner mask. As Laura Strode...2021-10-2447 min
The Reel DebateShould Indiana Jones Be Recast?SCOTT EISENBERG from the podcast SHOOT THE FLICK takes the podium with the debate crew! On the opposing side is Dave as JDH moderates in INDIANA JONES AND THE RECASTING OF DOOM! Debate Crew regulars Tara and Adam dare to judge this courageous discussion with fighting monkeys, adventurous 90-year-olds and the plain truth that Hollywood likes to make money! Who is right? Who states their case the best? And who will win the REEL DEBATE? Strap yourselves in Craptaculars the whip is going to fly!This month we’re supporting The Black Fairy Godmother Foundation whose mission is to...2021-10-0327 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus minisode "DUNE Review"Dave and JDH snuck into a screening of DUNE! After a long delay, we have things to say!In a special Craptaculus minisode, Dave & JDH snuck into an early screening of #DUNE. After months of delays does this latest movie spice up your life or leave you high and dry! In this special spoiler free review, we have lots to say!This month we’re supporting The Black Fairy Godmother Foundation whose mission is to restore Black and Brown families' stability by removing the barriers that keep them in abject poverty and domestic violence situations.Yo...2021-09-3020 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 68: "He's All That"Steph, Dave & John make the take a bet for a different generation! They’ve flipped the script on SHE’S ALL THAT and updated it for TikTok generation – It’s HE’S ALL THAT!Social influencer and highschooler, Padgett Sawyer (Addison Rae) is the makeover queen of her class. Cameron Kweller (Tanner Buchanan) is the class loner who’s only social circle is his best friend Nisha and his socially-obsessed little sister Brin. When Padgett discovers her pop-star bf, Jordan has been sneaking around with a back-up dancer, she has a snot-nose-bubbling breakdown all streamed live to their millions of...2021-09-2639 minThe Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkREEL DEBATE 03: Face/OffAdam and Dave go face to face to off the other’s argument as they debate Face/Off! John Travolta and Nicolas Cage have their own Freaky Friday (But it’s no body switch movie, this is a face switch movie) and now they try to destroy the other before the other destroys their life! Whose argument will stand up to the action and whose point of view will fall face first into the bargain bin? JDH moderates as Adam and Dave take on this John Woo classic as Cinema Craptaculus Presents The Reel Debate: Face/Off! This mont...2021-09-0543 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 67: "Sweet Girl"Will the Netflix original SWEET GIRL sour John, Adam and Dave on Jason Momoa? They watched the bring your daughter to work revenge flick and have some thoughts!It’s THE FUGITIVE meets TAKEN meets the ripped from the headlines greed of pharmaceutical companies with a pinch of political corruption thrown in! Momoa plays Ray Cooper a Pittsburgh survival expert. But his expertise doesn’t help his wife as she succumbs to a rare form of cancer. When a revolutionary drug that could save her is pulled from the market, Ray publicly promises Simon, the CEO of the retc...2021-08-2940 min
The Reel DebateThe Rock: Great Movie or Great Waste!?Michael Bay’s THE ROCK, great movie or great waste of time? It’s been 25 years since the Rock crashed into theaters and today the debate is on! Adam and Dave take their grudge match into the verbal arena as they fight for supremacy in brand a new special, CINEMA CRAPTACULUS PRESENTS: THE REEL DEBATE!Starring Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery and Ed Harris as well as a slew of other familiar faces, THE ROCK, Michael Bay’s follow up to BAD BOYS cemented his image fueled, big set piece, wild action legacy as a director. But is it good...2021-08-1928 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkEXPANDED UNIVERSE 18: "Summer Lovin' Movies of '96"It’s been 25 years since we ventured on impossible missions, fought for our independence, and evaded twisters. As we near the end of Summer, John HH, Doc, and Smoore take a look at the CGI floodgate that opened in Summer of 1996. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe, “Summer Lovin’ Movies of ’96!”This month, we’re supporting BLACK TABLE ARTS whose mission is to gather black communities through the arts toward better black futures. You can find more information and donate at BlackTableArts.comFollow us on Twitter @Craptaculus and on Instagram @cinemacraptaculusiTuneshttps://appl...2021-08-1542 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 66: "Gunpowder Milkshake"Tonight, Steph, Dave & Adam slurp down a tall, frosty Gunpowder Milkshake as we find out what happens when you pour a brimming cup of candy-colored John Wick, stir in a little Kill Bill, add a dollop of Luc Besson and a sprinkle of Zack Snyder, and TOP IT with some ass-kicking feminism! Hope you brought a couple of straws!Sam, a young assassin played by (Karen Gillan) is hired by Nathan (Paul Giamatti) the head of “The Firm” to kill a man who took money from them. After she shoots him, Sam discovers he’d stolen the cash to pay...2021-07-2539 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkEXPANDED UNIVERSE 17: "Black Widow"Marvel Studios’ Black Widow has finally arrived and John, Doc, and Smoore couldn’t be happier to see this Avenger back on the big screen! Join in as they discuss the long road Natasha Romanov traveled to become one of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes as well as Scarlett Johansson’s challenges seeing her Russian-born assassin get her own cinematic solo adventure. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe “Black Widow Geek-Out.”This month, we’re supporting BLACK TABLE ARTS whose mission is to gather black communities through the arts toward better black futures. You can find more information and donate at Blac...2021-07-1840 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 65: "The Stuff"Steph, John & Dave can’t get enough of 1985 horror comedy – THE STUFF!When a mysterious yet tasty treat oozes up out of the ground, it’s packaged and marketed as the next big treat only called THE STUFF. As it becomes ragingly popular, a rival company hires David “Mo” Rutherford (Michael Moriarty) former CIA and current corporate espionage gun for hire, to find out the secret recipe. As he begins his journey, he runs into Chocolate Chip Charlie (Garret Morris) who is also searching for the answers to the questions that only THE STUFF can answer. Together they discover t...2021-06-2752 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkEXPANDED UNIVERSE 16: "Movie Dads: The Good and the Probably Not So Good!"Happy Father’s Day! The Geeks welcome Justin Worsham , comedian and host of the popular The Dad Podcast to celebrate all of our favorite movie dads. The good, the probably not so good, and well, there are some really, really awful film dads. Maybe Darth Vader wasn’t as bad as we all thought? You decide as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe “Movie Dads: The Good and the Probably Not So Good.”It’s Pride month, so we’re supporting the Marsha P. Johnson institute a charity created to elevate, support and nourish the voices of black trans people...2021-06-201h 03
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkTHE REEL DEBATE 01 "The Rock"Michael Bay’s THE ROCK, great movie or great waste of time? It’s been 25 years since the Rock crashed into theaters and today the debate is on! Adam and Dave take their grudge match into the verbal arena as they fight for supremacy in brand a new special, CINEMA CRAPTACULUS PRESENTS: THE REEL DEBATE!Starring Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery and Ed Harris as well as a slew of other familiar faces, THE ROCK, Michael Bay’s follow up to BAD BOYS cemented his image fueled, big set piece, wild action legacy as a director. But is it good...2021-06-1328 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 64 "Army of the Dead"It’s undead Vegas, baby! Join John, Dave & Adam as they head to sin city for a new kind of buffet! Las Vegas has fallen to the Zombie empire. Now, days before being wiped off the map by a presidential ordered nuclear strike, Bly Tanaka, a Japanese billionaire, needs his own Ocean’s 11 to pick up 200 million left in a very well protected safe in the basement of one of the strip’s casinos.Now, Scott Ward (Dave Bautista) leads a group of money-hungry misfits back into the sunny streets of Las Vegas to lay claim to som...2021-05-3045 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkEXPANDED UNIVERSE 15: "Theatre Geek-Out with Brooks Ashmanskas"Ever wonder how a small-town kid becomes one of Broadway’s biggest stars? The multi-talented Brooks Ashmanskas joins John and Smoore to discuss his extraordinary career, which includes the Showtime series The Good Lord Bird and his standout turns in The Producers, Bullets Over Broadway, and his Tony Award nominated performance in The Prom. The pandemic has been rough for all live performance, and this hilarious and inspiring artist helps us understand the unbreakable spirit of the Broadway community and all theatre geeks hopeful for the future. Geek out on theatre as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!2021-05-1656 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus December 2020 TrailerNovember 29 Cinema Craptaculus "The Christmas Chronicles 2"December 5 Terror Tunnel "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"December 12 B-Sides "SpaghettiMan"December 19 Expanded Universe "Holiday Geeky Goodness"This month we’re supporting the app EatOkra that provides a guide to finding black-owned restaurants and food trucks encouraging fellowship through one specific avenue – black food. Download the app support local black-owned businesses, or maybe just find a new favorite place to eat, that’s EatOkra- find it in your app store or at EatOkra.com2020-11-2202 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 57: "The Babysitter: Killer Queen"Gary Holm (Click, Robot Chicken) joins Steph, Dave and John to ride with Cole and B on another Cinema Craptaculus Journey! First love is a devil of a thing, and Cole knows this better than anyone. A couple years ago, he was almost killed by his babysitter in a Satanic ritual. Can’t say that’s typical, but it sure made a man out of him… Almost. Now Cole has to face down his own demons… (and a couple others we’ve met before…) as a new danger emerges, but this time, it’s a killer. It’s THE BABYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN!2020-10-2554 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 052: "What We Watched While Working From Home Special"As we are all social distancing, tonight we’re going to share our favorite sheltering in place discoveries. The movies, tv shows and other pop-culture tid-bits we discovered during this craptaculus time! It’s the Cinema Craptaculus What I Watched While Working From Home Special!It seems like this all started a thousand years ago ... or maybe it was yesterday, who knows anymore? We’re talking about when everybody was told that virtual meeting were the wave of the future and that we should all go home and work from there! That’s where we discovered Netflix, 2pm happy hours, and n...2020-05-2936 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 051: "Spenser Confidential"Join Richard Hatem (executive producer DC's Titans) and the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for a scenic tour of Boston. Or should I say, Baahh-ston? They’re gonna take the cahh on the pahhkway to tour Boston with Mahhk Wahlberg in SPENSER CONFIDENTIAL on Netflix... But is it wicked pissah or frickin’ bizzaahh and should be pitched in the barrel?2020-03-271h 03
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 050: "Presenting: The Crappies!"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew celebrates their 50th episode with the first ever Cinema Craptaculus Awards! Who will win Crappiest Actor or Actress? Which Soundtrack proved to be a real stinker? And which Mansplaining Moment will push itself to the front of the crap pack? Find out as the Crew proudly presents The Crappies!Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Let's Get Funky" by Music Box. Copyright Melody Loops LP 2018. Licensed by Melody Loops LP.2020-02-2900 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCINEMA CRAPTACULUS 049: "6 Underground"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew start the new year on a high-octane diet by mainlining a Michael Bay feature chock-full of the ingredients you’d expect from the auteur of action: A scoop of Ryan Reynolds’ hyper-snarkiness... mixed with a heavy dollop of eyeball assault... topped off with a dash of action adventure “comedy” that makes you long for the days when all our problems were solved with ‘splosions! So suck down that blistering blend and strap yourselves in. The 5 of us are going deep on 6 UNDERGROUND!2020-01-3149 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 047: "Halloween Hall of Fame"Jeffrey Reddick (FINAL DESTINATION franchise, TAMARA) spends a spooky evening with the Cinema Craptaculus Crew to scare up a bone-chilling list of their all-time favorite horror movie characters. It's THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN HALL OF FAME! Who made the list? Who was missed? And what's your favorite scary movie, Jeffrey? This podcast is sure to be a scream...2019-10-1852 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 045: "Guilty Pleasures"The amazing and talented Vanessa Marshall voices her opinion on the racy, raunchy and ridiculous guilty pleasures that we all have! We're talking about that deep, dark secret movie crush, the one we’re too embarrassed to speak of aloud because it typically stars Nicholas Cage or is directed by Michael Bay. The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gets down and dirty - as well as judgment-free (this is a SAFE-TACULUS ZONE) as they reveal their FAVORITE CINEMATIC GUILTY PLEASURES!2019-08-0946 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 044: "Murder Mystery"It’s time to get a clue as Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston set sail on the Mediterranean in a rickety whodunit full of PLOTholes. Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they puzzle over MURDER MYSTERY!2019-07-0545 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 042: "Bond, James Bond"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a look at the man with the License to Kill, the Spy Who We Love, the one man who smolders in a Quantum of Solace!!...Hmmm…not all of these work. It’s James Bond everybody! We rate our favorite Bond, our favorite Songs and our favorite movies!2019-04-2251 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 041 : "Time Warp: 1999! 20th Anniversary Special"Special Guest Adrienne Wilkinson (Xena: Warrior Princess / Star Wars Rebels) joins the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they check out some of the most influential movies of 1999! THE MATRIX made us realize we knew Kung Fu, AMERICAN BEAUTY showed us how ugly we all were, THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT had us shrieking and blowing snot bubbles, and everyone was talking about FIGHT CLUB!2019-03-2557 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 038: "Return of the Cinema Craptaculus Halloween Special"This Halloween season, the Cinema Craptaculus Crew pits hellbeasts against psycho killers, vicious maneaters against spectral spirits in order to see who comes out on top and who makes it out alive! Brace yourselves for the spookiest, ookiest, downright kookiest tournament you’ve ever streamed — THE RETURN OF THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!2018-10-261h 07
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 037: "The Meg"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew sinks to new lows as they unearth the underwhelming action of THE MEG! What do you call a pack of Megs? Where is the swim muscle? And most importantly of all, WHO is that barking in the background??? These BITING questions will be answered right here!2018-09-2355 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 036: "The Last Sharknado: It's About Time!"Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they wade into the time stream to follow Fin, April, Robot April's Head, Adult Gil, Nova and (for a little bit) Bryan as they try to rip victory from the jaws of a defeated series!2018-08-2150 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 034: "Justice League"Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they discuss the ways in which WB and DC tried to un-Suicide Squad themselves.2018-04-2550 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 030: "The Cinema Craptaculus Halloween Special"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew creeps away from their usual "haunting" ground of cheesy B-movies to take a terror-filled stroll through the halls of horror! Time to tingle your spine with THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!2017-10-2749 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 028: "Sharknado 5: Global Swarming"Globe-trotting has never been deadlier...or more difficult to follow! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for another spin with Fin in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING!2017-08-0743 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus Unearthed! 01: "Barracuda"Dive into the murky waters of a pro-environment, anti-government Jaws ripoff in this classic episode unearthed from the Cinema Craptaculus Vault!2017-06-3043 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 026: "The Wraith"Join the Craptaculus Crew for a combination of Star Man, Knight Rider, Mad Max, Cocoon and every other successful '80s movie in a story about revenge, gang politics and small town cops trying to do right. It's THE WRAITH!2017-04-2843 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 025: "Suicide Squad"Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they scrutinize the first big-screen outing of the motliest crew of scumbags ever to be assembled by an Oscar-winning actor since Leo's last yacht party: SUICIDE SQUAD.2017-03-2845 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 024: "Death Race 2050"Gentlemen, start your engines! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew burns rubber as they review this dystopian tale of a nation overrun by corporate interests, technology run amok, religious fanaticism, and a bloodlust that can only be quenched by the race to end all races! It's MARIO KART THE MOV-- Ooops, we mean... DEATH RACE 2050!2017-02-0639 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 023 "A Christmas Horror Story"‘Tis the season to jingle your jangle as the Cinema Craptaculus Crew decks the halls with four twisted tales of merry morality in A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY!2016-12-2800 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 022: "Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs"YEE-HAAAW! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew rounds up a thundering herd of action-movie cliches and highly troubling gender dynamics in a Wild West showdown no one EVER asked for: Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs!2016-11-2048 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 021: "Most Likely To Die"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew pomps your circumstance with this ridiculous slasher about an ill-fated high school reunion in the Malibu hills. Find out who was named Most Likely To Die!2016-10-2735 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 020: "Killer Mermaid"Summer may be over, but that won't stop the Cinema Craptaculus Crew from taking a vacation! But don't worry -- They've left a tasty little morsel from the sun-baked shores of the Mediterranean to tide you over... only this tidbit bites back! It's Killer Mermaid!2016-09-1954 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 019: "Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens"Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they dissect the putrid, liquefying carcass of the Sharknado franchise and get sucked into its latest ludicrous entry, SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS!2016-08-0949 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 018: "ZOOmbies"The Cinema Craptaculus ZOO Crew answers the call of the wild with this monstrously silly flick about quarantined wild animals busting loose at a high-tech zoo and preying upon unsuspecting visitors faster than you can say Jurassic Park. It’s ZOOMBIES!2016-07-0149 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 017: "Collateral Damage"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a trip south of the border with the 38th Governor of California in a movie that pits a fire-fighting family man against a group of Colombian terrorists. Come for the explosions. Stay for the tasering!2016-05-2734 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 016: "Stitches"Turning 16 is tough. Turning 16 as a bloodthirsty zombie clown crashes your shindig is Craptaculus! The Crew takes on a gory chiller about a clown killer who turns every death into a fun pun. Get out your big shoes and your honking noses -- It’s time for STITCHES!2016-05-0143 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 014: "The Ouija Experiment"To celebrate Halloween, the Craptaculus Crew takes on a spooky flick where the first slashing victim was the budget. It's bargain basement entertainment (in a literal basement) where five friends open the doorway into the underworld via a Parker Bros. board game. Hope they got a discount!2015-10-301h 03
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 013: "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No"Sharks in Space! Hasselhoff in Space! Babies in sharks in space! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they storm-chase the latest sharktastic entry in what has become a Craptaculus July Tradition™! And find out John's pitch for Sharknado 4 that is the best thing since sliced internet!2015-07-271h 24
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 012: "Icetastrophe"Join the Craptaculus Crew on a wintry journey into the ho-hum. We take on a frosty chunk of B-movie badness called ICETASTROPHE.2015-06-3049 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 011: "Summer 2015 Preview Review"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew coolly gazes over their shades at the summer blockbusters Jurassic World, Max, San Andreas, Magic Mike XXL and more! Discover who Sebastian is! Thrill to the stories of peer pressure! Listen to Stephanie, Dave & Kristen put the bust in Blockbuster! And join the discussion @CinemaCraptacul on Twitter.2015-05-261h 01
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 010: "I, Frankenstein"Are the gargoyles of Notre-Dame real? Can Frankenstein's monster ever learn to be human? And why is the doctor asking you to take your pants off? All these questions and more are answered in the 10th episode of Cinema Craptaculus, I, FRANKENSTEIN.2015-04-271h 04
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 009: "Jack Frost"Grab your parka! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew is about to cover the frigid farce that is JACK FROST! The tiny woodland town of Snowmonton faces a chilling nightmare when serial killer Jack Frost encounters a VERY BELIEVABLE plot contrivance that turns him into a frosty freak show hell-bent on killing anyone who falls within his mittened grasp!2014-12-161h 03
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 008: "Blast Vegas"It's Halloween, and instead of a treat, the Craptaculus Crew got tricked! Plus we go shopping in the candy aisle to share our favorite Cinema Craptaculus Candies! Can Frankie Muniz and Barry Bostwick fight an Egyptian curse that threatens to consume the City of Sin? A movie so amazingly awful, even Elvis left the building.2014-10-3059 min
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 007: "Asteroid Vs. Earth"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew drops the science on the “B”-est of B-Movies. It's Asteroid Vs. Our Patience as we try to wrap our heads around the most scientifically ludicrous plan ever to be uttered aloud: When you can't stop an Asteroid, just move the Earth.2014-10-111h 06
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 006: "Transmorphers"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a crack at this dystopian actioner about a fractious militaristic society that has been invaded by giant Robots In…cognito. It’s man vs. machine, brother vs. brother, and world-building vs. trademark infringement: It’s TRANSMORPHERS!2014-09-011h 05
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 005: "Sharknado 2: The Second One"C-list actors in a B-movie phenomenon gets an A! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gobbles up this latest offering of chum, featuring enough cameos to choke a great white. Our hero, Ian Ziering and his lady love played by Tara Reid take a pleasure trip to New York City, only to encounter what they thought they had left behind… cultural relevance!2014-08-011h 02
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 004: "Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan"Troubled teens sent on a “scared-straight” camping trip learn about American folklore the hard way when they come face-to-axe with a giant monster by the name of Paul Bunyan. The Cinema Craptaculus crew hacks away at this bloody take on the famous tall tale -- Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.2014-07-211h 06
The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast NetworkCinema Craptaculus 001: "Sharknado"The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a delicious bite out of Sharknado!2014-02-0851 min