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I'm Telling Mom122. Mason's Mystery BoxMason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not. Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly. Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase and Landen are then left to maneuver around the board, guessing how these famous dead people died. Yep. Park Place is now Edgar Allen Poe, and Illinois Avenue is now Elvis Presley... *In distasteful sing-song voice* How...2021-11-0258 minI'm Telling Mom121. A Modern Titanic ExperienceWhat if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand? Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course... What if... hypothetically... Clase put on his birthday suit and forced Mason and Landen to draw him like one of Jack's french girls...? And... hypothetically... the games could be called "Nautical Nonsense", "Frozen Nuts", and "Draw Me Like One of...2021-10-2648 minI'm Telling Mom114. Circus ActsLadies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to the big tent! Marvel in wonder, gasp in awe, and giggle with glee at the wonders that await within this episode dedicated to circus acts. Will Clase pursue his dream of driving off a ramp at breakneck speed? Will Mason finally dedicate his life to swallowing boiling lead? All this and more await within the greatest *podcast* show on earth. Special thanks to our sponsor: bubbles. 2D circles turned 3D have never been cooler. Support the show2021-09-0756 minI'm Telling Mom109. Earth, Water, Fire, Hookers (The Elements)Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird. Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s really that simple. Special thank you to this week’s sponsor: stars.chromeexperiments.com, the perfect galactic adventure, even if you’re sober! Support the show2021-08-031h 00I'm Telling Mom108. Conspiracy Corner: Underwater Aliens & Other ThingsDo aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best? Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world. Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tier List at the end: critical conversations surrounding fake birds and immortal queens await. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: the color orange. Or green? We’re not really sure. Support the show2021-07-271h 11I'm Telling Mom106. Historical IdiotsFour score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind. Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson? Then, travel with us dear listener, along the path of a historical idiot named Timothy Dexter. Sometimes it truly pays to be an idiot. Thank you to our sponsor: E-Girl Voicemail Services, keeping you company in the most contactless way possible since 2005. Supp...2021-07-131h 23I'm Telling Mom103. Wizard Sh*tAbracadabra! It’s time to channel your inner magic as the boys travel down Wizard “Poop” Lane, first discussing the fact that J.K. Rowling basically wrote in Harry Potter: “Wizards magic their poop away.” That’s real, look it up. Next, dust off your wand as Clase challenges the boys with magical movie trivia! Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Jeremy! He likes things. Support the show2021-06-2249 minI'm Telling Mom102. The Greatest Superhero SidekickAlright class, pop-quiz time! Did Clase used to be pretentious? Would space travel be boring? Does the Internet even work in space? If you answered “Yeah, I think. Not really sure about the Clase one though, I mean, he…” to all three of those, you got an A+, great job! After these IQ testers, join the brothers as they decide to get confrontational and lay out their grievances with one another for the sheer sake of drama. (Because Trisha Paytas has nothing on us!) Then, embrace the greatest hero of our time: One Left-Eyebrowed Slippy Spaghett Man....2021-06-151h 01I'm Telling Mom99. Twerking TikTooks and Bizarre Facebook GroupsWelcome to the end of an era, boy and girls. This is it! You did it. Give yourself a pat on the back and go enjoy a nice bubblin' hot cocoa, you fella, you. Well done. Ninety nine episodes and... heh... look at us.... who wouldda thought? Huh? Not me..... not me. This episode BOPS with epic intro poems, 2x2 rubix cubes, and high-energy e-girl twerking tiktoks that make us go "aww, that's a no-no". This audio-experience TWISTS with Masons classic segment, "What Did They SAY?!" where he imparts love notes in Clase and Landens ears in...2021-05-251h 09I'm Telling Mom98. Angry Rants and 90s SlangIt’s decided: the DeGraff brothers are beginning the almighty protest against all dentists and doctors alike… or at least complaining about them in this episode. Follow along to hear Clase and Landen angrily rant about the Kyles of this world wearing flat-billed hats and how wooden pencil erasers never work. Then, Mason and Landen battle it out in the game: “Hey brother, wanna say a slang?” where retro phrases like “can of whoop ass” and “cool beans” finally make their way back into the 2021 era. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: circumcision. (No promo code boys, sorr...2021-05-181h 06I'm Telling Mom97. Meet Sir Butt FireLadies and gents, it’s time to get in on the next big thing created by the boys: app-controlled, LED-lit, see-through dishwashing machines. This is when your chores become a party, baby. After this revolution revelation, Clase kicks off his segment, “What the errihh did he just say?” Basically, what the f*&% did Short Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance just say? Next, Landen soothes your soul with a bit of self-written poetry called “Cow in the Bathtub.” No explanation needed there. Special thanks to today’s sponsor: twitch.tv/stopsigncam, because being Big Brother is more fun with clas...2021-05-111h 05I'm Telling Mom95. DJ Khaled's Keys to Success (and other tomfooleries)Welcome back, Bended Traveler.Landen pulls back the curtains of Episode 95 by introducing his 12-year-old-self's made up super hero, Voltaic. If you got a tad excited over the mention of super heroes, I'd be giving good advice to just say... calm down. It's a 12-year-old-Landen creation. Speaking of being calm, Clase gets upset about the 'Scooby Doo' TV show not being called 'Velma', and Landen reminisces about the good ole days... before he crashed a company drone in a fountain in the Bahamas. Still not enough calm for you? Mason masterfully draws an arrow from his qu...2021-04-271h 07I'm Telling Mom93. Dipping Manly Bits in Soy SauceOkee dokee babies, let me break it down for you. There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right. Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy). And I oop! (Did I use that right?) Don't forget to test your internet speeds with speedtest.net! Finally, Mason swoops in with a banger of a segment he so eloquently titled, "Backstories: The Story of Back...2021-04-131h 13I'm Telling Mom92. Impossible Harry Potter SpellsWelcome to episode 92 of the ITM Podcast, we’re real proud to have you along for this journey. Landen joins Clase at his house but is shoved into a closet, Mason creates an impossibly difficult “Spell Quiz” the likes of which would have even the most die-hard Potter fan quaking, and Clase re-invigorates “The Great Debate” with a twist of his own: forcing arguments based on topics the others hate the most. Something about stars aligning to form deathmetal music aka the worst music ever created… or something like that. Special thank you to our sponsor: batheinmymil...2021-04-061h 30I'm Telling Mom91. Eating the World's Hottest Gummy Bear!(while acting out Monty Python) Hey there Kitten,Thanks for always coming back to listen to our soothing voices. Clase kicks up a new ongoing short-segment called "Hypothetical Garden" to ask: How many wifi extenders would the White House have? This, then, flows right into his first segment: "Animal Invasion" where Mason and Landen try to figure out how many zebras would it take to kill off everybody in Las Vegas. From there, prepare yourself, dear listener, because things get intense. Landen challenges Clase and Mason to eat the world's hottest gummy bear, Lil Nit...2021-03-3058 minI'm Telling Mom89. Bubble Wrap Walls & Hot CartoonsHey there, fellow cereal box gamers... join us for a fun episode discussing how dumb checks are, ponder which type of Skyrim players we are, and more. In segment one, Clase presents popular products of today that were originally created for a different purpose. DYK, back in the day, members of the calvary were lookin’ pretty spicy in their high heels. Next, immerse yourself in true animated beauty as we work to rank attractiveness of female animated movie characters. Special thanks to our sponsor: pictureofhotdog.com, for all your glizzy needs.Support the show2021-03-161h 14I'm Telling Mom88. Trivia & Headline MadnessDoes peanut butter and grilled cheese go together? The boys were prepared to find out in this episode. Follow along on the adventure as Clase kicks off his segment with a trivia game that has spicy consequences. Landen then swings the podcast back into “Finish The Headline” mode, bringing some of the latest weird news into question. Special shoutout to the sponsor: Game Grumps! Yeah... those guys... on the YouTubes! Support the show2021-03-0948 minI'm Telling Mom87. Who’s the Most Sexual?Many questions are asked in this episode, beginning with “Who’s spent the most on Amazon in 2020?” Hint: not Mason or Landen. Then, Landen asks Clase and Mason, “What are my top 5 favorite animated movies?” Hint: not Wreck It Ralph, Monster’s Inc, Toy Story, Incredibles, or Lilo & Stitch. Finally, Mason asks Clase and Landen: “Who here has streaked? Who here has had an STD? Who here has had their buttcheeks fondled?” Get the answers to these and many more pressing questions in this special episode.Special thanks to our sponsor: rainymood.com. Soft and subtle rain sound...2021-03-0244 minI'm Telling Mom86. Alexa, What Brands Do We Hate?In this episode, the boys get into heated discussions about certain brands they like but mostly about certain brands they hate. Please read the following for the SparkNotes version of this conversation: Clase - “F*!% Honey, this is my anti-Honey ad.” Mason - “I kinda want Raycon earbuds!” Clase - “F*!% Raycon earbuds.” Mason - “Skullcandy is coming out with new earbuds too!” Clase - “F*!% Skullcandy earbuds.” Mason - “F*!% Raid Shadow Legends.” Landen - “F*!% MeUndies.” Mason - “I like Gillette for my balls!” Landen - “F*!% Dude Wipes.” Clase - “F*!% you Landen...2021-02-231h 02I'm Telling Mom84. The End (of the Console Challenge)Ope, careful there dear listener, this episode unleashes the boys’ rage, beginning with Landen’s recent road incident. Tread lightly as you then get transported into the classic segment, “The Great Debate,” whereupon Clase and Mason have an epic battle of words that culminate in solidifying Landen’s future as an idiotic monkey forever screeching “GME TO THE MOON!” If you’re able to pass through this unscathed, your journey then continues into Mason’s segment “Thinking Of Things Is Hard And Some Letters Are Bad.” Warning: this poorly titled game causes crippling fury, especially if you believe a microscope is...2021-02-091h 22I'm Telling Mom83. The Explosive Poop EpisodeYes, you read that right. A big thank you to our sponsor of this episode: sugar free gummy bears. Eat enough of them, and you too can enjoy the powerful ride to porcelain nirvana. Clase and Mason sure did. Join the butt-clenching adventure as the boys struggle through the time transcending question: what is the worst way to die? Yep, you guessed it, Mason creates a tier list of the worst ways to die. So Trigger Warning: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with uh, gee, I don’t know, getting eaten by a s...2021-02-021h 08I'm Telling Mom82. The Roast Rewind of Clase DeGraff (R.I.P.)Listen, we’re not proud of how this episode begins, but we’re damn proud of how it ends. Join Mason and Landen as they take advantage of Clase’s absence by taking a fond trip down memory lane, reviewing some of Clase’s oldest videos and social media posts. From 2010-2013, Clase managed to make the worst-edited-mirror-selfie-music-video, sensually wear jackets with nothing underneath while unnecessarily moaning “yeah” to no one, whisper “I love you” five hundred times without the viewer’s consent, and more. Ope, and this just in from Mom DeGraff: he gets butt naked to go potty. Hooray! 2021-01-2651 minI'm Telling Mom81. Is God Pronounced “Jod” and Other AbsurditiesFollowing one of the weirdest days in US history (quaint raid of the Capitol anyone?), the DeGraff brothers get even weirder by discussing what food mascots they could beat up. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to hear Mason say verbatim: “I would punt the Gerber Baby across a football field.” After that, Landen treats you once again to the most thought provoking thoughts that are clearly not his own, but that of r/showerthoughts on Reddit. And of course, we’d be remiss not to thank our dearly beloved sponsor of the episode: The Cheese Lady, defying a...2021-01-1955 minI'm Telling Mom79. Mason Has A NukeYou know when you rip apart a dumb idea, but then go ahead with it anyways? NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS SUCK AND ARE POINTLESS - QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD! This week the boys take on a Month-Long Fitness Challenge for a their choice of a new PlayStation 5 or XBOX X. They also, apparently, felt compelled to share their baseless and uninformed opinions about discipline, goals, accountability -- ALL THE MOTIVATION YOU NEED FOR 2021! They also play a few new games such as: "Dot-Dot-Dot" - Mason's game of complete stupidity; and "Diggin' The Decades", where Cla...2021-01-051h 03I'm Telling Mom78. Growing Up Dumb, Tattoo Tales, and 2020 = H-E-double-hockey-stick (FINAL EPISODE!)The brothers chat through dumb things they did growing up, how Clase got kicked out of the house indefinitely, and some of our weird tattoo tales. But the heaping pile of audio spikes in this episode stem mostly from a single game: 2020 BINGO. The brothers play BINGO with every weird, maniacal, twisted, sometimes-but-rarely enjoyable happenings that occurred during the year of our lord, 2020. *says 3 Hail Mary's for better luck in 2021* Muchos gracias to AdultSwim.com for sponsoring this episode of ITM!Support the show2020-12-2959 minI'm Telling Mom77. SECRET Codes, Alien Monoliths, and New Studies Show Satan MIGHT NOT Rule HellA 10-digit code. "If you can figure out the correct combination, you will be bypassed into an unfamiliar world." This is the exact email that Clase received from a listener last week. The brothers run through about 20 emotions as they think through the mystery before Landen shuts it all down with his conspiracy theory! Also!"Rapid-Fire News Weirdlies" and "Wrong-Wrong-Wrong" (The new game where Landen just tells everybody else that they're wrong)Finally!Left pondering a few of life's quizzicalities, the brothers are too poor in spirit to wayfare thee puzzle. Godspeed to...2020-12-221h 00I'm Telling Mom76. Landens Elevator Love Affair and the Secret Basement[to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth] SomeBODY once told me that innn the Shrek Movie, Fiona had a signed poster hanging on her wall of Justin Timberlake because Cameron Diaz was dating him at the time. [hmm, where'd you lose it?] This week, we sit you down in front of the fireplace and solidify our relationship with deep discussions that take us late into the night. Deep ponderances such as, "How did they know to call it 'World War One?'", "What are Shittens?", and, the all-time favorite, "Imagine Mason taking Dungeons and Dragons to...2020-12-151h 10I'm Telling Mom74. Among Us, Nostalgic Soundtracks, AND F*@%ING POP-TARTS!How do you eat your bread and butter? Do you microwave your Pop-Tarts? Are you Pop-Tart compliant? Because Mason not like you as much, depending on how you answer those questions. This episode has a crazy story about blacking out, seizures, and concussions, with a healthy dose of healthcare knowledge and insurance reminders. You're welcome. We play a few fun-faired whimsicals like: Among Gus (Mom - "Among Us" is a popular game with the kids right now, and this is Mason's cheeky lil spin off), and Nostalgic Soundtracks - the part of the show where Ma...2020-12-011h 07I'm Telling Mom73. Mason Attempts the WORLDS HOTTEST CHIP (...and a few other things)Mason reads a note from his past self - reveals a deeply sensitive soul.Mason brings back the classic "fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD"! Mason actually sponsored this episode so he can make Clase and Landen say whatever he wants! Mason loses Celebrity: Two Truths and a Lie. And... Mason tries the One Chip Challenge with the World's Hottest Chip (Carolina Reaper & Scorpion Pepper)! Support the show2020-11-241h 01I'm Telling Mom72. Anti-Astrology, Re-Religion, and YOU COULD BE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHINGWe are officially a proud sponsor of Mars. I'm Telling Mom Podcast is the #1 podcast on its way to Mars. *crowds roar* YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING NEW in this episode. And if you don't, you can take advantage of our 100% customer satisfaction money-back guarantee. Cross my heart. In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen DeGraff chat about the possibilities of life being a simulation, women and astrology, and seriously... the most down-to-earth religious conversation everyone should hear. Also, would you put your hard-earned cash down on a game of "Who Tweeted It: Trump or Kan...2020-11-1756 minI'm Telling Mom71. Elon's MuskClase, Mason, and Landen slip into something's a little more comfortable, like: Karen, Spiderman, and a giraffe. Wait. Sorry. That came out wrong. They're wearing costumes this episode. Pondering what life would be like if they owned the world's greatest domain name: ElonsMusk.com // surfing the interwebs for the ugliest pair of feet owned by a celebrity // figuring out how stupid Mason really is // exploring WHAT THE &$*% SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER (dot com) // taking sides about idiots that don't mind stepping on shower drains // unbottling our opinions on which water bottle brands suck // and teaching you h...2020-11-101h 00I'm Telling Mom70. Line Rider, 90s Animations, and DiabeetusAnyone remember Liner Rider? That classic scarf-wearin', sled-drivin' penguin is still kicking, and has gotten quite a few upgrades since its 90s debut. And if you haven't seen Line Rider music videos... well, by all means, end this podcast now and go check em out. Worth it. OR... if you're still here, we can bless your face with some classics of our own: "Disney Trivia" (I told ya, classic - but look, do YOU know what Woody's first uttered words were?), "Who Is The Better" (Clase's game asking 'who is the better BLANK (reader): BLANK (Lil Wayne) o...2020-11-031h 00I'm Telling Mom69. Episode 69 LOLAn episode has no name. Clase, Mason, and Landen run rampid through the tunnels of Earshole Lagoon, bestowing gifts of amazon reviews, suicide psychology, and long-winded games of Battleship: ONLY ONE PATROL BOAT (TWO-BOAT) ON A 50x50 BOARD!! Thanks to the tree-entusiasts at www.treesnetwork.com for sponsoring this episode! Stream live TV and chat with other viewers! Support the show2020-10-271h 08I'm Telling Mom66. Moon Landing Gone Wrong! (also, Dragons and Dunderflies)WALMART chants, terrible car marketing, dancing women, blind and deaf men, slapping THE Captain Kirk, and doing *WHAT!* ON THE MOON?! It's ALWAYS a banger of an episode here on I'm Telling Mom Podcast! Hi, I'm Stephen. I edit the brother's episodes, come up with clever descriptions, run the live stream, maintain all listening platforms, upload content, and uh... basically keep the entire show afloat. I digress. Expertly and efficiently playing games self-titled: Dragons and Dunderflies! (Or is it 'Dungeons and DragonTales'?) and Mission Impossible: Moon Edition!, Cleetus, Mr. Meeseeks, and Long Neck...2020-10-061h 05I'm Telling Mom65. The Complete Surprise EpisodeThe boys recorded this episode while under the mind control of alien life-forces. They cannot recall the recording, the happenings therein, or any of the related bespoken utterances of the overtaking in-process. This episode is a complete surprise - we don't know what's inside, either. Travel at your own risk... and good luck. Support the show2020-09-291h 07I'm Telling Mom64. First-Timers CRUSH Dungeons & DragonsThree Dutch-descendant man-children try playing Dungeons and Dragons for the first time - WHY DID NOBODY TELL US IT WOULD BE THIS FUN...?!!! This week, we're chatting around Super Mario 64, old school games and systems (yep, this that good-good), super odd bible verse, and the going rate for a Banksy painting... (NOT CLICKBAIT BUT GOODNESS ITS EXPENSIVE) Whipping up brand new segments: "Dungeons and Dragonflies" and "Antique Roadshow Gameshow Yoyo", we're ready to tickle your sound receiver. References: Bible (NIV, ESV, King James IIV, King James IIX, New Century Version, EASY): 2 Kings 2:23-24 Su...2020-09-221h 11I'm Telling Mom63. Censoring Cardi B for Kidz Bop! ("WAP" to "SPB")We did the world a favor and cleaned up Cardi B's WAP (new title: 'SPB') for a Kidz Bop Remix! Yeah... it was bloody, but we came out alive. Also featuring the FAIREST of 'The Great Debate' games ever held... and the most oddly-constructed game of heads or tails, welcome to episode 63. Sign the petition to end 2020 now. Support the show2020-09-151h 06I'm Telling Mom62. Trapt is STILL Headstrong! (ANGRY Twitter Rants)(Please stand as we all say the team pledge) [Spoken-in-unison]: We are die-hard Trapt fans. Go-go-gadget-go-go-karting. If I should die before I wake, let my tombstone please read: Macaulay Culkin is the best MC. Thank you. Support the show2020-09-081h 07I'm Telling Mom61. Laser Tag and Cap GunsThis is episode 61. If you just turned 61 today, happy birthday! Remember cap guns? Remember laser tag? Remember digging up an orphanages' playground? Clase does. A sweet suite of games awaits including: Punishment or Happy Happy Fun Times, Laser Tag Documentary, and The Great Debate And seriously, help us fund the LASER TAG DOCUMENTARY!Support the show2020-09-0158 minI'm Telling Mom60. Deal Or No Deal and Vintage Video Games[Enter 1930's gangster] "Some call it a banger, some have even said, 'wow, twas the greatest thing theys ever forthed abreast.' But me? Me and the boys know it as... episode 60..." [Enter 2020 e-boy] "Straight facts. Snatch that flex right up. High key, no cap. Dope. Lit. Do-lit. Ahahah." So anyway, there we were, chatting parking lot etiquette, real-money Deal or No Deal?, Tetris assisting with PTSD, and scratch-n-sniff CD ROMS, per usual. That's when he gave me the news. Pac-Man was almost named Puck-Man. I couldn't believe it.Also, what's your fav...2020-08-251h 11I'm Telling Mom59. Oath Caddy, Oath Caddy! (Rated 'M', for 'Mom Doesn't Approve')Not to ruin your 2020 more... but Abe Lincoln, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of others were terrible people. We'll talk about it. This might be another one of those 'keep your kids out of the room' episodes.Sexual safe words, sexual predators, a few Game of Thrones references, baby skull teeth.... its all here, guys! Games that reek of red pine and burnt elderberries, "The Great Debate (But Different) and Things You Should Know". For your consideration, this episode's T-Shirt idea: "Oath Caddy, Oath Caddy!"Support the show2020-08-181h 10I'm Telling Mom58. Monty the Python vs. Larry the Cucumber (FIGHT!)What is the true secret to turning 100? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out. As critically-acclaimed and always famously-quoted (like, constantly. all of our family and friends and Thomas' friend, Carol, all say this to us), "the best content since Frozen II" - some would argue that you have the best seat in the house. Tonight's menu features a pan-seared filet of "What is Mason Hitting His Head On?", followed by a vibrant yet balanced "Silly Songs with Larry", paired with an absolutely gorgeous spritz of Jeopardy! of the Decades, and topped wi...2020-08-111h 10I'm Telling Mom57. Wayfair Scandal, Crap on a Map, and NOT Disney QuizzesHello. Landen screwed the pooch on this one and dropped precious audio files. The lost tapes will forever be a mystery... Or, we can beef on ABBA, Chris D'elia, Wayfair, Hugh Hefner, Mike Tyson, and disney princesses.Depsite Landen's knuckleheadedness, we still paint the town clear with games like: So Like... In Other News, Name That Quiz, and Crap on a Map! Also, who is sending us weird things in the mail? Can you please increase the frequency? We are happy to discuss our Christmas lists on air, if that would be helpful? Just le...2020-08-0457 minI'm Telling Mom56. Secrets, Slander, and Myspace TomTom was in Mason's Top 8 for way longer than acceptable. We've been wondering if ants have penises, what Cheez-Whiz is, and why Owl City has such an angelic voice. How's your quarantine going? Rollin' up with a briefcase full of fresh pods, this week: Three Secret Words, Finish That YouTube Comment, and Making Fun of What You Love Support the show2020-07-281h 08I'm Telling Mom55. Scientology: A Religious Roast with Three ImbecilesOh hey there, quick update. Landen's not dead. Do you like 90s TV Show theme songs? How about Scientology? Have you ever wished for a murderous, chaos-ensuing goose? GREAT! This is the episode for you!! Game List: Show Me Your Tunes, Scientology: What Is It?, Hannah's Game, and Twitter Rewind Go check out the stream at: https://www.twitch.tv/imtellingmompodcast to watch this episode LIVE (unedited) - you can even see our cool PowerPoint presentations! Support the show2020-07-211h 04I'm Telling Mom54. We actually don't know if Landen is dead.Is Landen dead? Clase and Mason genuinely don't know. Jason Momoa as Frosty? Superb American Anime? Will Smith or Robin Williams as Genie? In this episode, we carefully unbox a brand new Nerf-a-Zoid 3000 (batteries sold separately), and pop-off! Also, don't you hate having to pick up all the nerf pellets after blasting through WW24? Should make the pellets metal so you can talk around with a big magnet and easily collect them... SMASHING THRU WALLS N' STUFF with the MANLIEST OF ALL GAMES like: The Game Called 27, Happy Little Trees, and Facebook Rewind! ...2020-07-141h 06I'm Telling Mom53. Mumble Rapper Lyrics = NOT RADNipples. Lopsters. Daddies. What do these things all have in common? They are all on Landen. We play some games with our Twitch stream, we lose power mid-record, and we guess some mumble rappers lyrics (Grey Goosies with my Juicies). Frollicking by with a fresh, hot tray of crumpets; paired with a delectable strawberry tart, we proudly share with you this week's entertainment: Stupid Boring Dates Game, Heads Up, and iM dA BeSt tHeRe EvER WuZ! Congratulations to MythRander for winning a segment this week! You're closing in on Landen ;)Thank you...2020-07-071h 06I'm Telling Mom52. Massive Announcement, New Intro Music, and a ONE YEAR CelebrationFIFTY-TWO WEEKS = ONE YEAR... Happy birthday, listener! :) New intro music is introduced, big celebrations are happening worldwide, listener challenges, and the BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT WE'VE EVER MADE! Brand new segments taking over: "Lets Get Creative: Theme Song", "I Quit.", "r/ShowerThoughts" and a surprise sponsor from IMDB? Guys, we really cannot thank you enough for your support this past year, and we hope you stick around for many more laughs to come - check out our Facebook page for details on the new announcement and be sure to... tune in (wink)!Support the sho...2020-06-301h 22I'm Telling Mom51. The Golden Episode, Part 2 (feat. Mom, Dad, & Sister!)So, of course there are the 3 brothers... you've now met the 2 parents... but you haven't heard from 1 mysterious sister... UNTIL NOW. This episode invites ALL 6 DeGraffs into one virtual room for all the madness you'd expect! Did Clase and Mason BOTH open van doors while traveling at high speeds? Would you rather always wear wet socks or wet underwear? Would you, umm... be interested in a cuddle party? We also get DEEP into parenting, regrets, and growth - all as a family.In this first-ever podcast to ever have (no, seriously, we are the first) SIX p...2020-06-231h 31I'm Telling Mom50. The Golden Episode, Part 1 (feat. Mom & Dad)Mom? Dad? .... Mom? Oh yeah. They're here. And ready to set the record straight! Why did we ACTUALLY get McDonalds grilled cheese? Someone called the police on a Barbie phone?! Wet toilet paper or newspaper? In this super special of episode of ITM, Mom and Dad take full reign over ALL games and discussions including: Let the Record Show, Who Am I?, Would You Rather... (with points!), and Journal Rewind! Thank you so much to the two greatest parents we've ever had for hijacking our podcast - wouldn't have had Episode 50 any other way...2020-06-161h 28I'm Telling Mom49. The One Before 50Boys and girls... gemini's and leo's... adult carnies and also children carnies... (that's right, we are all about inclusivity here on ITM)Step right up to be the first to ever invest in your own ear holes! Did Mason legally change his name? Does Clase reveal something Mom never wanted to know? Will Landen take on his wifes last name? 'The One Before 50' is chalk-full of crispy audio to tickle your inner (and outer) follicles: Truth or Dare, Down in the Deets, and Were You Paying Attention?I'll leave you with this th...2020-06-091h 10I'm Telling Mom48. Amazing Disney Facts, Mystery Quiz, and Trump Says 'Wrong'Oh hey there... You didn't... you didn't catch me goofin' didja? Goofin' n' sloopin'? Whoops. Friggin goof sloops. Fire up the bass cannon, no ammo needed with artillery like this... Mystery Quiz, Things You Didn't Know About Disney, and Trump Says "Wrong". So, we can all agree that 5 grains equals a pile, right?Support the show2020-06-0252 minI'm Telling Mom47. The Conversational PitClapping sloths, laugh tracks, shower thoughts, and karaoke. Gear up for the never-seen before games like: Cereal Slogans, Shower Thoughts, and tHiS iS MoRE cONvErSaTiONaL! Also... what cream cheese do you buy?!Support the show2020-05-261h 15I'm Telling Mom46. X Æ A-12 (The Episode You Can't Pronounce)WOW... What an episode... (seriously) Are you ready for the deepest chat on self-awareness you'll hear this week? Can you pronounce Elon Musk's childs name (X Æ A-12)? Are you apart of the 10% of all people who believe that "HTML" is a sexual disease? And the BIG question of the day... "What that orb do?" (Clase - do dodo do do do) This week, we are rolling in good conversation, fun-hitting discoveries, and the same "over-the-top" reactions that are, at this point, par for the course. Games dialed at you include: "So Like... In Other News", "This or...2020-05-191h 20I'm Telling Mom45. The Good (News), The Bad (News), and the Weird (GIFs)Tooths brushings, routined hygiene, bad news (with also the bestest news), birds flippings, GIFs, and, of course, the standard audio parabolic frequencies that bless your perfectly symmetrical (and definitely not too big, like sometimes Aunt Rita suggests) ears. With games like: "Although...", "Finish That Headline", "GIF Me Points", and the very brand new segment, "Facebook Rewind", you won't need much more entertainment for one day. Thank you to our wonderful (actual and very real) sister, Briel, for unknowingly allowing us to jump head-first, way deep down, tunneling through debris, into your Facebook history. Love you! 2020-05-121h 06I'm Telling Mom44. Lickable Wallpaper and The Sims (feat. Nevin Markitan)Tired of being in quarantine? Us too. That's why we built this audio program that, if played while sleeping, allows you to lucid dream and actually go outside and have fun. It's this. It's this podcast. Just play it on repeat and your mood just... it just... (*angel's singing in harmony*) So, while you're asleep, we are going to be chatting about lickable wall paper, professional mattress jumpers, corn nuts, and SIMS translations. Otherwise known as: Sabotage, Non-Existing Existers, and Sims-lish! Special appearance by long-time listener Nevin (#BossBabe) Markitan! Support the show2020-05-051h 12I'm Telling Mom43. Tighty-Whities... or Whitey-Tighties?Real sponsors, fan collaboration, high-quality audio... I mean, if we just replaced the hosts, it'd almost be like this was a REAL show! What do you think the moon smells like? With ZERO incentive, how committed could you be pretending to be an ant? Is it whitey-tighties or tighty-whities? Welcome to the chaos-centraled zone that is I'M TELLING MOM! Expected to hear some stellar games like: This or That?, Well... Smell!, and Disney Soundtrack Massive thank you to our actual sponsor, Core4x4.com - please use promo code "imtellingmom" for up to 5% off you...2020-04-2858 minI'm Telling Mom42. Landen's Tinder (R.I.P.)Bate-Hoven. Mowses. Brokin Leg. You, my dear dear friend, are in for a treat... with segments like these, who needs anemones! Featuring... Would You Rather, Music: Real or Fake, and Landen's Tinder. Special guest appearance from... Ham. Support the show2020-04-211h 04I'm Telling Mom41. Lizard Scales and Bible TalesIt finally happened. The scale we didn't ask for, but the scale we needed. "The Puntability Scale", rating all ordinary objects on a precision scale of their ability to be punted. You're welcome. Rollin' through this week, the brand-new, froggy-fresh, super-duper-9000 games like: Lizards Dooms Day, Guess That Sound, Bible or Movie Scene, and Facebook Rewind! We're also learning more and more about each brother... like, "End-of-the-World" personal mottos... Clase = If you cant beat em, join em. Mason = If you cant beat em, end it. Landen = Befriend Mark Zucc Special 'Thank...2020-04-1456 minI'm Telling Mom40. Science Experiments, Dungeons, and GoddessesHEY! What a wonderful kind of day... where we can learn to work and play... and get along with each other... This week on ITM: "What? It's For a Good Cause!", "AI Dungeon", and "FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com" Special thanks to Reverend William for sponsoring this episode - we wish you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment!Support the show2020-04-071h 14I'm Telling Mom39. Laser Tagging on a Horse*Please note this episode was recorded 2 weeks before its release date* Quarantine can't bring US down! We are out here flipping horrible news stories to find the positive silver lining, playing The Price is Right with 90s kids toys, chatting quarantine, and making fun of some kid named Nigel. Introducing the never-seen-before gaming experiences of: "Being Optimistic Like Dad", "90s Toys", "#MyQuarantineIn6Words", and "Facebook Rewind"! Pop a squat, stay awhile, let us hit you with some truth hoses and share some @RealCarrotFacts! Special "Thank You!" to Nigel T. for letting us slan...2020-03-311h 00I'm Telling Mom38. Manilla Quiz, Taboo's Caboose, and The Last OneMagic 8 Balls. Chic-Fil-A sauce. Loofas. These are beautiful things. You what is NOT beautiful? Diabetus. Diabetus and Coronavirus. Yeah, yeah, we played a few games like 'Manilla Quiz', 'Taboo's Caboose', and 'The Last One', but I wanna talk about something else... Do you scrub betwixt your booty cheeks in the shower? Because one third of our brotherly trio thinks it's not a necessity. And if that question made you uncomfortable, buckle up Sally-Joe, it's gon' be a bumpy ride. Big thank you to this week's sponsor, "Paladin Deception Services" the ONLY service that...2020-03-241h 24I'm Telling Mom37. Songs In Reverse, Couples Team Building, and Amateur HourAnd now, an ode to our iTunes reviewers... "You are special, you are loved. You were sent from above. From our heads to our toes, we've agreed, you're better than those. So, let's make t-shirts, lets make t-shirts... let's make t-shirts." Thank you. Wanna talk about something other than Coronavirus? Great, us too. This week we knock out a few games like: Songs In Reverse, Couples Team Building, Amateur Hour, and iTunes Reviews This episode was made possible by www.cusscollar.com, the ONLY collar to get your dog...2020-03-171h 08I'm Telling Mom36. The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), and Peanut Butter Chubby BunnyThis one time, at band camp, we three DeGraff brothers met a set of twin siblings named 'Spork' and 'La-A' (pronounced La-dash-a). Okay, not really. We only went to Christian camps. So, naturally, we only met people named Paul, John, Abednego, Ester, and Malachi. Check us out this week as we discuss weird hypotheticals, facebook dating, and whether or not the 'CLOSE' button on elevators actually work or not. We also smash through a few games like: The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), and Peanut Butter Chubby Bunny!Clase also crossed over the sa...2020-03-101h 07I'm Telling Mom35. Hardest True/False, Gibberty Blidget, and Who Said It!ALL the greatest questions ever asked. Here. We. GO! Does it cost the U.S. Mint more to make coins than they are worth? Would you rather fight a Gremlar or a Fooptar? Who said, "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, and a great deal more to stand up to your friends"? Was Black Panther a poorly-created movie? Expect great things from the dark alley which lies before you... with games like: Hardest True or False, Gibberty Blidget, Who Said It, and Facebook Rewind. Shoutout to our Facebook Rewind...2020-03-0354 minI'm Telling Mom34. Mad Libs, Riddles, and Hank HillA man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner that he is bankrupt. Why? This episode of ITM brings the golden lush of graham crackers and marshmellows with stellar games like: Mad Lib Commercial, Collaboration City: Riddles, and President of the Hill. Landen has formally declared to give everyone who adds him on Venmo (@simplylanden) $1 AND a personalized poem... go, go, GO! Support the show2020-02-251h 05I'm Telling Mom33. Wiki Race, Grade 3: Geography, and 25 Useless Facts!Skyrim shuffle, the Superbowl, Los Angeles' full name, and can you bowl in space? Cruisin' on through with hitters like: Wiki Race, Grade 3: Geography, and 25 Useless Facts! The games where we race in Wikipedia from link to link, testing our third grade geography knowledge, and indulgence of 25 useless facts to celebrate Landen's 25th birthday! Hold on, folks. This one's a doozy!Support the show2020-02-181h 02I'm Telling Mom32. What Sound It Do?Billie Eilish with a mustache? Port-side Starboard Knots? Voicing 'effervescent' cartoon characters? DID WE ACTUALLY CRACK THE EPSTEIN CASE? This weeks episode is like a hot air balloon ride. It sounds really REALLY great... until you're in the air for 8 months, traveling 0.0073 miles a day, with no food or water. Yes, we are convinced that hot air balloons never land. Expect some fiery games like: Aye Aye Captain, What Sound It Do?, and A.I. Dungeon! Shout-outs and heart emojis to our sister podcast, I'm Telling Mom! Support the show2020-02-111h 05I'm Telling Mom31. Chlamydia SNIPED the KOALA BEARS!WARNING: There is too much sexualized content in this episode for anyone under the age of 87. Sorry. Is ALL television fake? Do you mess with student drivers? What would the world be like if nobody had any arms? Do ALL koala bears have STD's? In this zinger of an episode, you may or may not be exposed to large doses of radiation. You also may or may not experience games like: Is She There?, The Great Debate: PowerPoint Edition, Things You Thought You Knew, and Facebook Rewind. Also... this episode may or may not fea...2020-02-0459 minI'm Telling Mom30. WOWZZERS! Miley Cyrus'ses REAL Name Isn't Miley?!Was Napolean actually short? Did Einstein fail high school math? Is Miley Cyrus's real name Miley?! (Subtle hint: no) Look, you didn't subscribe for half-bootied content. This week we're really bringing you the top-tier... the cream of the crop... the alcoholic beverage of your choosing. This week... we mean business. We have curated the finest collection of quiz-know's, memorabilia, and artifacts that aim to make you say, 'huh'. These games in questions include: Whats In The Box?, Things You Thought You Knew, Celeb Name Game, and Facebook Rewind! Special thank you to Scram Reynolds for...2020-01-281h 03I'm Telling Mom29. Conspiracy Theories for LightweightsConspiracies. Conspiracies everywhere. Mason travels back from year 1920, Clase loves Florida winters, and Landen is completely and utterly fed up with Clase and Mason's malarkey. This episode, we are blazing trails and grinding rails with games like: The Conspiracy Corner, The Show of Sounds: Only Oddities Please, and This or That... or This? Special thank you to this week's sponsor, Poop Map, available on iOS and Android app store. Support the show2020-01-211h 04I'm Telling Mom28. What If Bees?IT'S 2020, and you know what THAT means... WE'RE going in with PERFECT 20/20 VISION. With our mocha choka frappacinos (heel flip, turn, smile at the camera). Only available at Sturbucks. Are you reading this *o**e *h**?! Yes? Okay, then you must be interested to know that this week we chat about googling pug MRI's, random yelling... at nothing... for nothing.... to no one, discussing if Cheetos are chips, and was Jasmine's kiss to Jafar too much? We also crush a few games like: The Great Debate, Car Thought (No 'S'), Middle Numbers, Bears. Beets. Battleship Memory Game, an...2020-01-141h 10I'm Telling Mom27. New Years RevelationsITS HERE, ITS HERE! The first ever video episode! Go check it out on Facebook or YouTube! We really made Stephen work hard in this one... poor audio, lazy video, so... TONS of edits and add-in clips to keep it interesting! We play some brand-new, video-induced, cotton candy-flavored games such as: Do You Have My Wallet, New Years Revelations, The Law of the Land, Who Can Slap Harder, and Facebook Rewind. We got tricks up our sleeves, oh yes we do. And maybe even a secret hidden message buried throughout? Support the...2020-01-0728 min
I'm Telling MomBONUS: The Bloopers EpisodeHAPPY NEW YEAR! While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear! We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom! Support the show2020-01-0516 minI'm Telling Mom26. How Old Is Pandas?Jimmy Eat World... rapey vibes! Mason is a legal citizen! A full decade coming to an end! This week we were happy to even produce an episode! Games so soothing as: The Game of Misheard Lyrics, Are We American, Decade in Review, and Facebook Rewind! Thank you for a fantastic year, babies! 2020 about to get..... wired. weird. wacky.Support the show2019-12-311h 09I'm Telling Mom25. Happy Cripsmas! (feat. Jake Fayed)Episode 25 - fitting number for our 2019 Christmas Special! Big thank you to Jake Fayed for joining this episode of ITM, where we chat about Christmas Eve traditions, Santa's reality, upscale Cadillac owners, and cute puppies! So let's set the scene...As you delicately lay out your milk and cookies, tuck the children into bed, and quietly have a nice glass of wine with your significant other by the open fireplace... next door you hear intense yelling, the sound of glass breaking, dogs barking, and begin to feel the ominous onset of a mother-in-laws di...2019-12-241h 14I'm Telling Mom24. fIgURe iT oUt, StoOpiD!If you've ever said to a loved one with Mesothelioma, "Hey, the I'm Telling Mom podcast will cure you." ...Shame on you. You know what you did. This week we try on a pair of denim dad jokes, accompanied by a straw hat, woven with young jokes. We realize the mysteries of the universe with earth-shattering revelations such as 'TUMS are mints for your tummy'. The game list this week was written by a small 9-year-old gremlin named Charlie. The game list is as follows: 1. fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD 2. Sksksksk and I Oop ...2019-12-171h 10I'm Telling Mom23. Angsty Throwbacks for the Pre-Teen SoulPreparing for launch sequence in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... ABORT! System's failure, REPEAT, System's failure - NO GO for launch! Hmm, typical for ITM. Doesn't matter. We still POPPIN' OFF some garbage-destined content! In this episode, we're tying up the bow with games that we've affectionately titled: PBS Quizzies, Angsty Throwbacks for the Pre-Teen Soul, Terrible Bop-It!, and Facebook Rewind. Also... the Kennedy Space Center is 2L2Q (too legit to quit). What does Wiley Coyote's voice sounds like? McDonalds grilled cheese prize money is STILL up for grabs. Should the opposite of 'Funny' just be 'Un...2019-12-101h 02I'm Telling Mom22. Eating Ghost Peppers (That's Crazy!)Welcome to the largest dumpster-fire podcast on the interwebs today! In this whacked-out episode, Mason hijacks the ENTIRE 60-minutes with a little stunt he calls 'Mystery Gifts' - the always fun game where you pull out a bottle of Ghost Pepper hot sauce (855,000 scoville units) and make your friends try some! Don't you worry though! We were still able to squeeze out a bit of quality audio including discussion and games like: Pluto is a planet again, who hates hot-towel treatments, saying 'That's crazy', Who Has the Most Alarms Set, and What Pissed You Off This Week? 2019-12-031h 02I'm Telling Mom21. We Aren't Officer (Again), Drunk!We are 21, babies and guess what... YOU'RE ALL OUR BEST FRIENDS! Not all episode's can be gold stars... this one ranks closer to a zinc? Or maybe if zinc and steel had a love-child that was unable to pronounce words correctly, function in normal society, or see straight? Join us, Mason, Clasen, and Landenen, as we take on the world from a fresh, new perspective on life! We sport some all-time favorites like: Dad Music, Are We Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, What Google Was Googled?, Distance From Microphone, and Facebook Rewind. Mason's tears are...2019-11-261h 09I'm Telling Mom20. The End of the InternetIf you give a mouse a cookie, he is probably going to COKE OUT AND HIT THE CLUBS WITH STUART LITTLE'S CAR! Is there a major company around us involved in a money-laundering scheme? Do trains have a car limit? Have we found the END of the internet?! In this poorly-produced episode of ITM, the boys yap about all of the above while attempting feats of sub-par conversation. Landen opens with 'Finish That Headline', Mason follows with some 'Music in Reverse' (how many can you get?), and Clase smacks that caboose with 'If You Give a Mo...2019-11-1957 minI'm Telling Mom19. Kitten CannonYour three favorite idiots are back this week! The hilarious and family-friendly show you've come to know and love, is viewable now in color on a network near you! Oh wait, no no, that's for the 3 Stooges. Umm, our apologies. Yeah, these guys suck. We suggest you run - the other way. I'll distract them.... GO! Clase, Mason, and Landen fire a porcupine's quills right at the heart of racism, hatred, and other bad things! There's no stopping the A+ content (grading on a curve) waterfall of 90s flash games (www.addictinggames.com), embarrassing high school mo...2019-11-121h 08I'm Telling Mom18. Insulting You, Your Mother, AND Your ChildrenHook. Hook. Hook. You know what... it was a great movie, and frankly my dear, we don't give a damn (what Rotten Tomatoes says). And don't call us Shirley. Here's lookin' at you, Robin Williams. This week, we'll be surprised if anyone listens past 20 minutes! We insult every generation currently on earth and refuse to apologize for it! (...but we are low-key sorry and would love it if you stuck around). So go ahead and thump your time down into our 'Bring Out Your Dead' cart while we play games such as, "GUESS. THAT. ANIME. ABI...2019-11-051h 04I'm Telling Mom17. Umm, Is Cereal... Soup?Welcome to I'm Telling Mom, the podcast where the games are made up and the points don't matter. #SaveDrewCareysBoobies In this all-knowing episode, the boys decipher whether or not cereal is actually soup (The Great Debate), which old man won the chess game during the movie-short before Pixars 'A Bugs Life' (Picture-Perfect Pixar), and whether or not Mason's landlord failed to provide the rental with a fire extinguisher, forcing Mason to buy his own (Two Truths and a Lie: Amazon Edition). Also, someone please teach us how to play kazoos! Support the show2019-10-291h 12I'm Telling Mom16. Okee Dokie, BabiesOkee dokie, babies. Here's the tea. BB-gun antics. Scholastic book fairs. PDA-hate. The podcast crasher. Adults making children rage-quit video games. This week, we jump back into the world of games, and the forecast is beautiful. Dark skies, dead carcasses, rotting trees, and a single gravestone, of which the inscription reads "Here lies this week's games: Achievement Hunter, That's Not What Yo Momma Called Ya, Share Some Love // Share Some Hate, and Rewind Face Cam". (Look, I know. But you're in this with us now, buddy.) Also, happy wedding anniversary to Clase and Alyssea... tod...2019-10-221h 13I'm Telling Mom15. Psychology, Psychedelics, and Psychotic DucksIt's ITM's birthday! Well... 60 days counts, right?! Thank you for being apart of this with us! This episode, the brothers relieve your anxiety of 'World's Dumbest Games' and instead, take the chance to have some open conversations on some pretty polarizing topics. Are ghost's real or are they figments of our imaginations? Have we failed the D.A.R.E. program just for mentioning the curiosity and psychology of psychadelic drugs? When you read silently, is there a mentally-audible voice that reads along with you? QUACK QUACK! Wanna know more about ducks? Guess you'll hav...2019-10-1559 minI'm Telling Mom14. Edward Sheeran and the Pizza Hut Cheez-ItIf you're a fan of quality, leave your expectations at the door, as the boys chat about smoking candy cigarettes, Ed Sheeran's true name (Edward), Gary Busey, and the new Pizza Hut Cheez-It pizza (Clase even orders it live on the podcast for an official taste-test). Clase, Mason, and Landen are rolling out the trash carpet with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Finish That Vine, and Were You Paying Attention? Wanna weigh in on any of the above? Like us on Facebook at: @ImTellingMomPodcast Thank you to this week's sponsor, ChatForDogs.com, whe...2019-10-081h 07I'm Telling Mom13. BAT LIPS: The Superhero We Don't DeserveClase, Mason, and Landen chat about Area 51 happenings, climate strikes, badly-explained movies, scary happenings from the 90s, and guessing real vs fake superheros! Bringing the heat with all-new games such as: 'Movies: Jesus Enjoyed Them?', 'Fairy Berry's Scary Attic', 'Superhero or Super Bullsh*t?' Also, join our Facebook family at: I'm Telling Mom Podcast... Mason actually drew Bat Lips, and you don't wanna miss out on it!Support the show2019-10-011h 06I'm Telling Mom12. Black Market KazoosYou know when restaurants put a small icon of a fork next to the House-Favorite items? We dub thy savory pod THREE AND A HALF forks! It's that good. Clase, Mason, and Landen dive a little deeper to unbury their mental illnesses, Mason misses a golden opportunity to score a black-market kazoo, and in this episode, we sing, we scream, and most importantly, we ca-ching (thanks to our sponsor, "Skin-Loosening Wipes").Join us as we blow your socks on (you looked cold) with masterful games like: Acapella Karaoke, You Mad Bro?, 90s Factoid Quizzicals, and Facebook R...2019-09-241h 11I'm Telling Mom11. Would We Survive a Boat Wreck? Hint: No.But seriously.... We wouldn't. Join us as we gush about Gushers, family love, sound dynamics, ghosting Tinder dates, crinkling soda cans, blood drives at tattoo conventions, and auditioning for voice acting. Let's not forget the games: Lost at Sea, Old Fashioned Spelling Bee, and The Game Landen Can't Possibly Lose! Landen actually wins one?! Wait.... TWO?!?!?Support the show2019-09-171h 07I'm Telling Mom10. Would You Rather...Would you rather know all the secrets of space or all the secrets of the ocean? How about experiencing the beginning or end of planet Earth? In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen crack open an unsweetened can of genius and play games like: Multiple Choice Isn't Important, Would You Rather, and Facebook Rewind. Has a stranger ever asked YOU, just out of the blue, if you align with a certain religion? If so, we want to hear about it! Tweet us @ImTellingMomPodSupport the show2019-09-101h 03I'm Telling Mom9. M.A.S.H. (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House)Did Jesus have tourettes? Are pillows considered ancient technology? Do you remember playing the 90s school-game, M.A.S.H.? All of this and more in this weeks episode, where we play games like: Hip Hop or Kidz Bop, What Did They Say, M.A.S.H., and Facebook Rewind. We do NOT endorse our paying sponsor, but we WILL still take their money anyway... what? You expect us to NOT sellout for essentially free money?Support the show2019-09-031h 04I'm Telling Mom8. 90s Nostalgia is REALClase makes a horrible confession, Mason's segment fails miserably, and Landen brings the 90's nostalgia to an absolute PEAK! We bless your ears this week with games like: Hey Brother - Wanna Play, Man-Splaining, and 'Bears. Beets. Battleship Memory Game.'Negative 10 points to anyone that knows the soundbyte played at the end of the episode...Support the show2019-08-2755 minI'm Telling Mom7. We're Positively "NOT" Storming Area 51Clase, Mason, and Landen steal exactly 59 minutes and 17 seconds of your day to talk about Storming Area 51, neighborly disrespect, and play ridiculous games like: British or Bullocks, Headline Hotline, Australian Phrases I Can't Do, and Facebook Rewind! We also attempted a few accents from around the world that almost undoubtedly have left some of our listeners offended and raging. Support the show2019-08-2059 minI'm Telling Mom6. Drunken FiascoOriginally thinking they had lost Episode 5 forever, Clase, Mason, and Landen, down-trodden as their hearts were, drank themselves back into happiness! Episode 6 is the product of that abomination... with games like: Now THAT's a Butt, Box of Lies, 'Goodwill? Or Left in the Will?', and Two Tubes and a Lie. Mason also telephones The Mother to inform her of his personal pregnancy with a bottle of toothpaste...Support the show2019-08-1354 minI'm Telling Mom5. First 'Guest' is... a SABOTAGE?!Clase, Mason, and Landen discuss funny 'things' jokes, morning vs nighttime showering, and play the most boringestest-er games, such as: Mason Doesn't Understand Games, Hide the Picture, What's News, and Rocket League or Soccer Game? Big 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of this week's episode, UroClub - the club that frees your club outside the clubhouse, so join the club today! Twitter: @ImTellingMomPodSupport the show2019-08-0658 min