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Non-Fiction Thoughts!Emotional Intelligence is Hard--Season 3 FinaleThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild spend much of their final episode together examining various emotional quandaries. Birdchild explains the small nuance that makes the best teachers the best, while Luigi explains that there are no bad people but simply bad actions, and the implications for effective communication. The lads finish off with their biggest reflections of the year. 2025-05-101h 00Non-Fiction Thoughts!A Flashlight the size of a Bar S FrankThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild discuss a range of tantalizing topics from discussions of the their recent power disrupting local storm to a description of a flashlight size using everything but the metric system (as any true American should do). The lads finish with a discussion of the difficulties of inventing something never before seen and an analysis of "The Office". 2025-05-0355 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!I have 6 chrome profiles--Ft. Noah DeiblerThe lads are back from a short break to welcome voice actor Noah Deibler onto their show as they discuss the most consequential of topics, such as the best browsers, how many Chrome profiles they have, and so much more. The lads also vicariously live the life a voice actor through Noah's experience. 2025-04-2655 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!We finally brought Luigi's English professor -- Ft. Master Fearless LeaderAfter a semester of planning, Luigi and Birdchild finally sat down with Luigi's English professor, Master Fearless Leader, as he recounts many of his random celebrity encounters, a rare look into German cuisine, and so much more. 2025-04-0553 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild explains music's appealAs the title suggests, Birdchild explains the beauty of music and the communal process it creates. Luigi then remarks on the similar group bonding faciliated by food before ending on a reccomendation for one of his favorite food content creators. 2025-03-2952 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Sky Diving Splats, but Bungee Jumping . . .Birdchild discovers the power of formatting his work beautifully in order to make himself feel more professional and in turn more productive. The pair then discuss their "Balanced" breaks and Luigi regales his real-life point-and-click adventure experience. The lads finish with a discussion of non-conventional extreme activities from sky diving to paragliding. 2025-03-2251 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Lecture Hall Group Projects Need to StopThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild talk about their final week before Spring Break and the odd space that is created when everyone skips class. The lads then move on to discussions of Luigi's birthday and the importance of spreading positivity before closing on a discussion of energy engineering topics and the why behind various processes. 2025-03-0853 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!"My earliest memory is in 3rd Person."The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild join together for an eclectic talk about the worst plant that must be eliminated, the importance of feeling your emotions, and early childhood memories ranging from sibling shenanigans to more mysterious memories in third person. 2025-03-0155 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Greatest Night of Luigi's LifeLuigi shares his experience at one of his unhyperbolically best nights out at Emo night. Birdchild shares his equivalent experience visiting a nuclear power plant before the lads engage in a philosophical discussion about the everyday beauty of various natural moments before recounting their hopes for the near future. 2025-02-2252 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!FRENch Fries or french FRIES?Today the lads discovered the arbitrary nature of English syllable stress before delving into the the true object of the study of math. The lads come down from their high theory ceiling to discuss their recent experiences at Luigi's super bowl party. The lads also share an item that has a return on investment second only to Minecraft. 2025-02-1553 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!"Mr Jaws, that's not how this record is supposed to end!"From recounting the tales of the worst novelty record to Birdchild's self-bestowed title "best parker" the lads bring an eclectic mix of film discussion, the joys of creativity, and the joys of mom and pop theater. 2025-02-0854 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!We are the best TV show CriticsThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild recover from a technical mishap before discussing the beauty of environmental storytelling (Luigi gushes about Blood Borne) before both give their opinions on "The Office" and "House". The lads also discuss the novelty and freshness of intentionally retro projects like "The Light House" and Wigglewood comics. 2025-02-0152 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Is Luigi a Psychopath!!?After not seeing each since 2024, The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild recount their wonderful experiences from their time apart. Luigi reveals his hidden acting talents and new drive to workout in total silence while Birdchild recounts his failed his alternate time zone New Years Celebration. The fellas also discuss their ever-merging views on "active breaks". 2025-01-1854 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!What if people laid eggs?After reporting on Luigi's Successful Weak in the kitchen, Birdchild proposes and explains the hypothetical question of what would happen if people laid eggs. The lads then shift gears to discuss finals weak, Luigi's secret acting talent and voice acting, its skill the wonder it is that it exists. 2024-12-1454 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!"Cray-on" Not "Cran"The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild get existential with a brain-altering discussion on the role of language and how non-romance languages handle grammatical constructs, before transitioning into the wonders of animal intelligence and what separates us from them. The lads also pepper in some of their Thanksgiving Break Anecdotes.2024-12-0753 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!An Uncomfortable Sandwitch for ThanksgivingThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild start with a humbling discussion of a textbook example of a "Poop Sandwitch". The Luscious Luigi then begins to explain the details of his, perhaps slightly masochistic, week long language experiment. Both then recount some tales of their lovely Friend's Giving Events. 2024-11-2252 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild is an IKEA EnjoyerIn this episode, Birdchild relates the glory of IKEA to Luigi and the joys of its pear soda. Not only that Birdchild also touches on the furniture quality, the experience, and the reasonably priced food (in his area). The lads close with a discussion on compression and digital counting. 2024-11-1649 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Jungle is Scarier than the SeaLuigi and Birdchild open with breif anecdote before exploring the inherent differences that make the jungle infinitely more terrifying than the open sea. The lads close with a discussion of the joys of looking out of plane windows and how Birdchild has become the most optimised traveler to exist. 2024-11-0952 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Orangutans are built like Mike WozawskiIn true off-beat intellectual fashion, the lads open with a discussion on the appeal of team vs individual sports before Birdchild gives a layman's discussion on the science of how liquids turn to gas. Along the way, Luigi shares his life-altering concert experience before discussing the full meaning of many popular proverbs.2024-11-0253 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Sitting down with a Silly Little Guy--Ft. DinkusThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild host their first season 3 guest, Dinkus, as the lads gather for off beat intellectual conversation about knot theory, the purpose of Frats and their underground parties and of course upcoming spooky season plans! 2024-10-2654 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The core of Luigi's Instagram AddictionDo you fold your pizza hamburger or hot dog style? Curious about the dangers of social media addiction? Ever heard of Uyghur cuisine and its delicacies? Luigi and Birdchild bring it all in this discussion-centered episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!"2024-10-1954 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Excuse me, did you just poop your pants?The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild open with a discussion about the absolute state of cell phone addiction and how both hosts have started to fight against it. They they transition into a discussion about the art of the vibe check, and it usefulness, before very briefly touching on food as every good Non-Fiction discussion requires. 2024-10-1252 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!What are you on about!?From parking tickets to tow trucks Luigi and Birdchild put on their old-man hats and complain about parking apps. The lads then switch to the evergreen food topic to discuss Luigi's latest culinary achievement as well aas the biggest chicken breast he's ever seen before capping it off with an appreciation for mom-and-pop grocery stores.2024-10-0554 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild's Worst Food TakeLuigi and Birdchild open with a discussion about when a franchise should be left to rest and when more is welcome, before capping off the episode with a discussion about Birdchild's absolute worst food take, mayo substitutes, and the vile barbeque chicken pizza. 2024-09-2855 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Curry? No. Horse Treats? Yes.Today Luigi shares his latest venture into the uncharted frontier of culinary lands, as Birdchild explains some of the mechanics behind music theory once again, including a comparison of classical guitar vs traditional acoustic. The lads cap off their discussion by explaining the most complicated exam process thus far and sharing some of their treasured exam flexes. 2024-09-2153 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!You will never eat all of the ProduceLuigi and Birdchild discuss a variety of topic from the most comfortable you have ever been, to why the Sims 4 is a boring home design game. The lads than transition to talking about food, it preservation, wonders, and Luigi's bangin' stirfry. 2024-09-1454 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The only 5 Reasons you'd go to Indianapolis | Season 3 PremiereThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild are back complete with new tales of Birdchild's trip to Indianapolis and a steamy bass affair (the trumpet still isn't over it). Luigi brings some of his new outlook on life after his return from Spain along side the tale of his literal old friend "S". The lads are back with fresh new stories and more!2024-09-0755 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!From Hard science to Astral Projection | Season 2 FinaleLuigi and Birdchild gather one final time in the basement studio to record an episode spanning the range of music theory to Lucid dreams. Luigi and Birdchild also discuss the difficulty that comes with editing video. Thank you all for listening. 2024-05-1149 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Farts, Butts, and Buddha | Ft. Cave Man CarlReturning from the distant past, Cave Man Carl joins the lads in discussing pedagogical methods and the true language the dinosaurs spoke. The trio also touches on Buddhism and the desire to experience being a monk before explaining the true value of "The Art of War" before closing with fun facts about U.S. currency. 2024-05-0454 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Sauce TheoryBirdchild clarifies the difference between "Sky-Blue" and "Cerulean" in examining the wonders of color before both engage in a mini discussion about the fate of accents in an increasingly connected world. Luigi then drops his "Sauce Theory" on the culinary world for all to ponder. 2024-04-2753 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Knots are just Arts and Crafts for men--Ft. The Audacious OtterReturning to the group for one final time before Grad school, The Audacious Otter ruminates on the declining birthrate in world countries, and the nebulous age of the 20s. Luigi gives a crash course on how radio frequencies operate, while Birdchild puts the astronomical amount of boomers in context culminating in the most tantalising topics "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" has seen to date. 2024-04-2054 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Don't Gate-Keep without Doing Your TimeThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild engage such tantalizing topics as: What it's like to be bilingual (from two non-bilingual individuals), the potential overlap between certain activities, and other non-activity related similarities among participants, and finally a character study of Gordon Ramsay to cap off a discussion about how you encounter gate keeping. 2024-04-1355 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!An Eclectic Enclave of EpiphaniesThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild flex their thinking muscles to bring a money-saving tip or two, explain why their school would likely not allow a parkour club, the benefits of lifelong learning, and of course, Luigi's follow-up to his day of Ramadan fasting. And of course, what Nfic Thoughts episode of rumination and realization is complete without reference to the Roman Empire and their cultural similarities. 2024-04-0649 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Stephen King writes mickleyWhat does Stephen King writes mickley mean? I don't know. I don't know how Luigi came up with the greatest hypothetical known to man, or how Birdchild or why Birdchild keeps talking about a mouse in his pocket. Objectively, in my opinion, you should play Telltale's Walking Dead. 2024-03-3055 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi brought THAT back from Canada!?After returning from Spring Break, Birdchild and Luigi share what happened during their time off. Luigi explains his inconvenient experience reentering the U.S. from Canada, after discussing why a runny nose may be the worst symptom of common illnesses. The lads then discuss the geosocial relations of other countries before touching briefly on an interesting article Luigi found regarding video game piracy. 2024-03-2353 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Crazy Drummer's Old Summer Job?! --ft. AlainareneeWith "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" alum Crazy Drummer in tow, the fellas share a multitude of laughs over topics like translating poetry, the weather, and even the origin of Birdchild's prodigious vocabulary! Crazy Drummer also shares details on her musically related second summer job all in a magnificent hour of conversation. Be sure to follow her on Instagram @alainareneemusic2024-03-1655 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Greatest Epithet in the World is . . .Learn 1.5 months of Birdchild's crazy bike lore in 10 minutes! Then listen to Luigi's first-hand account with YouTube's copyright protection, before the fellas loop around to the off-beat intellectual talk of the day: Language and how "lol" doesn't mean "lol". Of course the world's greatest epithet has been noted in this episode as well.
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2024-03-0250 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!When Two 20 Somethings get PhilosophicalListen in to Luigi and Birdchild as they discuss Spanish horror comedies, Valentine's day singing ambushes before getting philosophical on the nature of theoretical vs practical. The fellas finish with a discussion on the tiny spec that the human race takes up on Earth's impact and on the cosmic scale. 2024-02-2454 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The time before Social MediaLuigi and Birdchild reminisce on the beauty of outside and the wild west of the internet before the ubiquitous use of social media. Hear also about the sound of a squirrel and the enjoyment that comes from finding the best public facilities. 2024-02-1750 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!How much cow is in a boullion cube?Ever curious what causes that distinct old people smell? Want to hear a meta discussion about what makes characters appeal to us and an observation of what that means as humans? How about Luigi's dislike of the Rolling Stones? Still no? Then you'll love Birdchild's show recommendation!
Correction: The Novel Luigi was referring to was a compilation of Maria De Zaya's "Novelas Ejemplares y Amorosas" and "Desengaños Amorosos". 2024-02-1056 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Humor is Objectively Subjective (Objectively, in our opinion)Opening with a light-hearted discussion of magic memes, glizzards and monkey business, the fellas dive into a rather cynical discussion of advertising in 2024 and the fear of being alone in the unforgiving cold. Luigi and Birdchild bring the whole spectrum of moods to this Non-Fiction discussion!2024-02-0352 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!"I don't know your name, and I'm not gonna Learn it"Luigi shares one of his new favorite movie: "A Bronx Tale". Then Luigi shares perhaps the most dream dream ever heard, until Birdchild counters with another heavyweight contender for the most dream dream of all time. Then both gentlemen perform the minion jump before finally fighting an alligator in the North Eastern U.S. swamp on the third floor. Thoughts no fiction here in Paris n. 2024-01-2751 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild's Wise ProverbsOpening with strong off-beat intellectual notes, Birdchild shares his wise proverbs relating to his failure of a recent swim test while Luigi shares his similarly motivating story of his Spanish literature class. The fellas transition into a rant about Insomniac's Spiderman 2, before ending with a debate about seasons and allergies (with a surprise movie recommendation at the end). 2024-01-2052 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Objectively, in our opinion, Mayo is Spicy--ft. ClutchThe Legendary Clutch makes a triumphant return with Luigi and Birdchild, to share the belated Christmas haul and give a small glimpse into the world of bootheads! The lads also share their opinions on sandwiches and condiments before finally returning to the classic Non-fiction topic of alcohol! Don't miss a surprise cameo with Luigi's brother.2024-01-131h 00Non-Fiction Thoughts!Lifting the VeilBirdchild and Luigi discuss the pain that comes with rewatching childhood movies and games as they continue to age. Hear also about the YA adult series that captivated Birdchild's attention for close to 24 hours straight!2024-01-0654 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Hide and Seek TheoryJust as there exist the left and right in politics, the same exists in hide and seek. Luigi explains the theory and thinking behind winning hide and seek, as Birdchild explains his absolute steal from the local guitar center. The fellas also explore the importance of math and strong a concept it is. 2023-12-3055 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Christmas EpisodeBirdchild and Luigi discuss the challenges of both receiving and giving gifts as one ages, while also touching on the stupidity of the ludicrously expensive juicer from Juicero. The lads then discuss the success and stupidity of the gift card trap. 2023-12-2351 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Women could vote in 1770s New JerseyLuigi and Birdchild discuss the idea of time travel, the "Reading Renaissance"of the host, and the ultimate secret prank to mess with guests. 2023-12-1652 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!We Understand English ClassOn this episode of "Non-Fiction Thought!", The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild recount the tragic tale of the latter's left glove, touch just a tad on the online prank videos before Luigi further tightens the hold the "Attack on Titan" finale by resolving to write an essay on the divisive end. All of these anecdotes culminate in a long discussion celebrating English teachers and writing. 2023-12-0252 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The "Intelectual Episode" ft. The Thanksgiving HolidayBinge watching vs weekly watching, the inevitable change in Thanksgiving traditions, and Luigi's Chicken Dog in need of an exorcist create a wonderful array of topics to be enjoyed by those who understand Rick and Morty and those who laugh at YouTube poop humor. 2023-11-1850 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Type II FunSometimes you just gotta argue semantics, so Birdchild and Luigi debate what classifies "Fun" and the possibility of Type III or even IV fun. The lads also discuss the ultimate bait-and-switch pumpkin pie prank, topped off with a discussion about suit colors and an Earth-shattering connection regarding a certain man with a yellow hat and fruit. 2023-11-1150 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!That one toy that only Luigi played with (it was a DVD)From the simple joys of fixing a bike and modifying a Gameboy come discussions of Luigi's crowning achievement in language acquisition and how he learned the true horror of literature. Wrapping up this thought-provoking episode: a discussion of how contemporary movies become old-time classics, and of course, the accidental labeling of "The Incredibles" as a Dreamworks film. 2023-10-2851 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi is Smarter than a 47 Year-oldBirdchild opens with his addiction to the New York Times's latest word game while Luigi reflects on core memories of the TV game show, "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader", and the question he pulled in order to trick his classmates. All this culminates in the end of Luigi's silent month of waiting to hear Birdchild's opinion on a particular 2010 film. 2023-10-2152 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi's Life Changing AdviceListen in for a diverse mix of topics from lock picking and poker to Luigi's most recent hide-and-seek escapade with "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" alumni: Ranch Man and Cave Man Carl! Hear also about Luigi and Birdchild's rather eclectic karate instructor and chemistry teacher respectively. 2023-10-1451 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Regular Show is the New Spongebob--Change My Mind ft. The Audacious OtterCome and hang out with The Luscious Luigi, The Audacious Otter, and Birdchild as they recount their days watching hit cartoons like "Regular Show" and "Over the Garden Wall". Hear about the younger sibling struggle of always being player 2. Of course, the winner of the Non-Fiction best "Mario Kart" title dropped! 2023-10-0756 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Banana Expert Revealed! ft. Banana Expert Jorgan Van StrangleAfter many episodes and many months, the Banana Expert, Jorgan Van Strangle, makes an appearance! Join the eclectic trio in their conversation about browser FPS "Krunker" and map games as they transition into several stories about their legendary English teacher Mr. L. 2023-09-3052 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Hairy Teeth or Teethy Hair?--Would you rather special!In this special episode, Luigi and BirdChild engage in thought-provoking discussion about the idiosyncrasies of sentient socks, pet penguins, and even finding a partner that truly cares for you. This is one special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" that Objectively, in our opinion, will forever engrain the debate of toothy hair vs hairy teeth!2023-09-2355 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!You'll Know Why Musk Bought TwitterWhy did Luigi spend 20 minutes filming an orange? Is Birdchild's pet peeve worse than Luigi's obsession with neat sheets? Are circuses even viable anymore? An episode with heartbreak, truth, and hearty laughs, The Lusciois Luigi and Birdchild concocted a Non-Fiction blend of topics on this episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!"
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Follow us on X (The Platform formerly known as Twitter): @NFicThoughts2023-09-1650 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild's Reptillian DesireIn this diverse collection of topics, Birdchild reveals his goal once loaded and retired! He also discloses his uncontested winning hiding spot in hide and seek while at Luigi's humble abode. Luigi tries and misses Birdchild in a classic grade school joke after explaining the historical conditions that formed specific martial arts systems. 2023-09-0254 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi Made the Fat Elvis Burger--Season 2 Premiere!"Non-Fiction Thoughts!" is back in a varied first episode. Join the Luscious Luigi and Birdchild as they sit down for the first time in months to recount the events of their summer including memories of a world-class Tetris Player. But perhaps the greatest secret contained within these stimulating 50 minutes: Why Lobster was a poor man's food (Objectively, in our opinion). 2023-08-2650 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Cable will Die with Boomers!--Season 1 finaleOn the final episode of Non-Fiction Thoughts!' premier season, Luigi and Birdchild discuss solo Beatles, Luigi's special suit, Birdchild's questioning of Boomer Lizard Logic, and even why the original Star Wars is objectively, in Luigi's opinion, a bad movie all very loosly connected under the veil that age brings about change. 2023-07-1557 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!A cacophony of musical recommendation!--3 on 3The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild gear up for another 3 on 3--this time each choosing 3 albums they believe to be objectively, in their opinion, phenomenal. Ranging from metal core to jazz, the long time friends showcase a wide variety of niche and crowd pleasing albums!2023-07-0849 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!A Non-Fiction Pondering of Hobbies that Bring Us JoyOn this special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" Luigi and Birdchild each take a hobby significant to them, and break them down for each other explaining a little bit about the scene, why they enjoy them, and even ways to get started! Listen in for two eclectic, very different hobbies with The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild!2023-07-0153 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Birdchild's Magic Door?Birdchild and Luigi gather to talk about the cheese burger placebo, nature's candy, childhood fears, and of course that old garage smell! Listen in for Birdchild's simple life hack to round out a Non-Fiction Pondering! 2023-06-2454 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!This is a Whole Bag of Beans ft. Clutch RangoThe Luscious Luigi and Birdchild finally have the Mythical Guitarist, Clutch Rango in wide variety of discussions from Luigi's pets, to the semantics of the phrase "Kettle of Fish", and what episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" would be complete without analtyical mention of music! Hear also about Clutch's "Strawberry Incident", and Luigi's brief Flamenco Dancing Stint!2023-06-171h 06Non-Fiction Thoughts!The Definitive NFT dessert Tier ListOn this special episode of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" the hosts share what is objectively, in their opinion, the dessert tier list of all time. The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild spill their thoughts on desserts such as Crème brûlée, grapes, and even the crowd favorite fruit bowl with slimy melon! Check out the tier list on instagram and twitter @nficthoughts_podcast and @nficthoughts!
2023-06-101h 06Non-Fiction Thoughts!It smells like 50's grease!Today, BirdChild and Luigi disclose the one sure fire way to distinguish between the commonly confused fox and frog. Aside from such vital information, tales from middle school gym and discussions about Roman gladitorial combat all segway once again into AI--perhaps one of the greatest metaphorical leaps across time in space in the Non-Fiction Thoughts canon.2023-06-031h 07Non-Fiction Thoughts!Roleplaying as alternate versions of our past selves?The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild discuss "beach vibes" and express opinions on uncommon film techniques and the creative integrity of shows like "Stranger Things" and "Breaking Bad", but most importantly, BirdChild's ideal human state of being!
Clarification: The bug Luigi referred to in "Goldeneye" on the N64 only occurs in multiplayer. During multiplayer matches, dual-weilding does not happen without a glitch. It does happen in single player. 2023-05-2758 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Ayy yo, Pizza Time: The universality of PizzaThe secret of why chicks are yellow revealed! Find out Luigi's greatest pet peeve capable of waking him at 4:00AM, and why pizza is the great equaliser.2023-05-2048 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi watched the Mario MovieLuigi has finally watched the Mario Movie, and he shares his critics opinion on the dream film of many a child across the world! Luigi also flexes his knowledge of the video game scene and the history of it in a discussion of Nintendo and its future IPs. A new twist reveals itself in the Non-Fiction Thoughts! canon as Birdchild shares his secret specialty in the kitchen--perhaps capable of rivaling Luigi's culinary expertise? 2023-05-1351 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The Return of the King-Guest Guantlet Bonus Finale ft. The Lord Lion KingThe Lord Lion King makes a triumphant return on this final bonus episode of the Guest Guantlet. Opening with discussion of shovel ware Wii titles, Luigi astounds both cast and audience with his lack of pop-culture knowledge (and the reason why said knowledge is lacking). Also learn why the extended cut of "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" breaks the four hour mark in length. Don't miss the Lord Lion King's departure episode!
The big hats2023-05-061h 04Non-Fiction Thoughts!Discussing the State of the Pickle Theorem with Mr. Salamander-Guest Gauntlet 4 (Final)Join Luigi, BirdChild, and their esteemed colleague and dear friend Mr. Salamander as they pontificate over the question of our generation: if given the choice is it better to be a pickle or a carrot? In addition, they discuss memes of old and they interesting relation to Darwinism!? Finally, a brief mention on Salamander's Scuba anecdotes.
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2023-04-2953 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Sitting down with a Crazy Drummer Florist?-Guest Gauntlet 3The third guest, Crazy Drummer(CD; Compact Disk), brings a small peak into the world of flowers unknown to many a listener, and reveals one weird "trick" to finish any essay instantly! Birdchild shares his childhood delights such as "Hot Soda" and "Ketchup Sandwitch". Finally, Luigi reveals the Italian restuarant Tiramisu secret!2023-04-2256 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Cave Man Carl Event-Guest Gauntlet 2 ft. folklorefrontierCave Man Carl from @folklorefrontier on Instagram joins the Luscious Luigi and Birdchild for an hour of off beat intellectual conversation about alcohol, language, and even a crash course in Einstein's General Relativity. Within in this hour, laughs are shared, universal truths are revealed, and historical accounts recounted in perhaps the most thought provoking episode yet!2023-04-151h 05Non-Fiction Thoughts!Ranch Man in Japan!?-Guest Gauntlet 1On the first episode of the April Guest Guantlet, Birdchild and Luigi bring on Nintendo enthusiast and chill contemplator: Ranch Man. How did he get his name? What is Luigi's favorite Japanese band? Do the seasons even matter? "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" brings all answers and more on the first month of guests!2023-04-0857 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Luigi's Escapade of Questionable Judgment?Today on "Non-Fiction Thoughts!", both Luigi and BirdChild reveal stories of all, from trenches to abandoned asylums this is one flashback episode that expands the fabric of the NFT canon to all the way back to middle school. 2023-04-0158 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Vanilla is NOT Vanilla!On perhaps the most diverse range of conversations, BirdChild and Luigi express thoughts on the significance of percentages and the secret condition that must be met for another BirdChild to be born! A Tale of Times Now Past from Luigi and Mrs. Luigi's first outing, and even BirdChild standing up for the criminally attacked vanilla flavor round off this incredible (thought provoking?) journey. 2023-03-2555 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!He did WHAT to that Taco!?What weird instrument was BirdChild absolutely cracked at? Luigi reconnected with his roots through comestible means. Even the definitive (non-ogre) salad essentials all bookended by a steaming hot food take that may shake the foundation of Luigi's culinary credibility! From alchohol, to music and food, "Non-Fiction Thoughts" covers all three of the oldest human pleasures.2023-03-1856 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Our first podcast exclusive episode!?The Luscious Luigi in Birdchild flex words of persuasion as they create their first special episode: the 3 on 3. The hosts picked three movies that "objectively, in their opinion" are superb. Ranging from cult classic thriller to neo-westerns, and even the greatest modern hero's journey, The Luscious Luigi and Birdchild have it all on this first film centric guantlet. 2023-03-1148 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!"Gentlemen, let's evaluate our situation."Luigi recieves a special (not surprise) present-- a visit from his college surogate dad "The Lord Lion King"! From tales of street brawls, discussion of music in every format, and even a touch of video game history "Non-Fiction Thoughts!" has it all this week--including two weird ways BirdChild watched Netflix!
2023-03-0457 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!bräbdiNGˈnaɡēən (Brob·ding·nag·i·an) Hippos!?This week on NFT The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild discuss the wonders of Civil War soldier's five star meal: skillygalee, why you should never piss off a crow, and two fruits that together that are "so friggin good" . Finally they answer the question: what does an alligator sound like?
Note: The Ugandan beverage "Tonto" is a fermented banana alchohol; the beverage Luigi refered to was Palm Wine from Ghana.
Alligator sounds provided by National Park Service.2023-02-2556 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Objectively, in our opinion:Should the work be seperated from the artist? Luigi and BirdChild share contemporary Non-Fiction Thoughts on "Rick and Morty" and BirdChild's questionable obtaining of a unique antique collection. What is the origin of the title of "Non-Fiction Thoughts!"? Objectively, in our opinion, all thoughts were non-fiction. 2023-02-1855 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!The NBA Hates This One Weird TrickBoth gentlemen, despite not watching basketball, note the crippling issue with the NBA. Luigi shares his idiosyncratic speech patterns, and BirdChild reveals his long kept secret super power. 2023-02-1158 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!How to Make Ice Breakers Not SuckDo you want to know the story of Luigi's tragic first Escape Room? No? Elusive and exclusive backstory into BirdChildren? Still no? How about the special property of 3D knots in a 4D space? Of course you do!2023-02-0458 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Eucalyptus = Smooth BrainWhy does Luigi have a distaste for Koalas? Has BirdChild eaten poop? What is on the otherside of BirdChild's shower wall? All answers revealed in this sharing of Non-Fiction Thoughts!2023-01-2856 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Aquatic Santa?From discussion of overcast weather, lemmings, and bear defence strategies; join The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild as they reflect on their mediorce week day weather.
free sound effects from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com2023-01-2157 minNon-Fiction Thoughts!Frankenstein was so Well-SpokenFrom the real Frankenstien, to AI art The Luscious Luigi and BirdChild record the first non-fiction thoughts of the year.
free sound effects from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com2023-01-1455 min