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Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 91 – Don’t Start With The A-HoleHello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We’ve got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickened out from. Pete uncovers the latest about the new Universal Theme park due to open this Summer in Florida, and Dean still struggles to understand what or where his Alexa is.Add to this memories of the late Val Kilmer, stir in Pete’s Massive Movie Dump™, bake for 45 mins in a Dutch oven and you’ve got yourse...2025-05-1752 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 90 – Gladiators Ready!Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who’s just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you’re of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily, away from the blood drenched sands of the colosseum, our attentions are once again drawn to the comforting glow of our TV screens. From Dean’s views on Sky’s Dune: Prophecy (Game of Space Thrones) to Allen’s verdict on the big screen adaptation of smash musical, Wicked (It’s got a talking goat), and a conversation on what’s gone wrong with Star Wars…What more...2025-04-261h 01Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 89 – Jazz CabbageIf you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you’d better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that’s right, Dean’s watched Deliverance for the first time! And staying with the theme of things that are dead old, we’re getting all nostalgic about the 80’s (again). So, whether you’re a Blue Thunder fan, or you’re nutty for Airwolf, we’ve got you covered. So, get back to the future, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2025-03-2559 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 88 – The Days Of YawnFrom Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You’re wrong. But if you’re thinking that the guys have seen a bucket load of movies and box sets to mull over in Deano’s kitchen (he’s been kicked out of his shed) then you’re bang right!From Joker 2 to Speak No Evil, from Blink Twice to The Penguin they’ve got you covered. You’re more than welcome.So, put on your be...2025-02-2256 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 87 – Marvel JesusI’m going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let’s be honest, if you’re still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But it isn’t all about Deadpool & Wolverine. There’s also Olympics chat, Trans sports musings, breakdancing and spin classes. Oh, and something about Robert Downey Jr and a Dr. Doom?Lets Fu@king Go!So, Pass the Protein shake, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2025-02-0851 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 86 – Across The PooniverseYes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when compared to the sheer heft of Deano’s snoring problem. Listen and learn.We also throw into the mix bloody Roman battles, a murderous honey loving bear, and a missing truffle snuffling pig. BOOM! So, whip your meringue to a stiff peak, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2025-01-2757 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 85 – Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals It’s that time of year again. Doesn’t it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it’s doesn’t feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive feel, this episode sees Pete talk about his trip to Mexico, Dean has a fall and Allen…well…Al does what he does. So, wrap your pigs in blankets, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2024-12-3054 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 84 – Living In EterniaWhat are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS? These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipknot tickets and Al discovers, much to his horror, what Haggis is really made from. It’s truly offal.So, pre-heat the oven to 180c , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2024-12-1456 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 83 – Nutty Putty Hell HoleThere are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we’ll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die screaming while being nadgered by a shark, or fall head first into a one-way chasm of death. Not us. I can tell you that for nowt.So, while Dean scares us silly with the story of the Nutty Putty Caving Incident, the rest of us try to sort our Argonauts from our Titans, and wonder why anyone would so...2024-12-0253 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 82 - The Tube Nut WhispererThere’s nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you use a bubble wotsit to sort that wonky shelf? No? That’s what Dads are for.So, with that said, we also have belated Oscar chat (we’re working on it!), American Wrestling, and talk about our favourite movie masks. So, fire up your impact driver, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2024-11-1638 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 81 - Check Yourself Before You Wreck YourselfNow look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Yes…we’ve gone there.But it’s not all serious back door talk. There’s also movie reviews, Hedgehog attacks and offal chat. What’s not to like?So, lie on your side and lift your knees up to your chest, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2024-11-021h 06Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 80 – The Big FiveIn order for any society to thrive there needs to be stability, an order to things. You can’t have people changing things willy-Nilly, making up their own rules and challenging the Status Quo when they feel like it. Well, you can when it’s absolutely necessary, but some things are not up for change and the Great British mixed grill is one of those things!At last this raging hot potato is tackled head on…and it’s not a pretty sight. So, pick your Big Five, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Ou...2024-10-211h 05Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 79 – The Devil’s Glow SticksWant to hear Dean talk about his trip to New York? “Fuhgeddaboudit!” Want to hear Allen’s secret to making the perfect ‘slaw’? “Hey! I’m walking here!”This episode has these, and other bits, cleverly edited together to make them sort of make sense. We’re talking parking ticket Hell, whale sperm theories de-bunked, and killer cartoon bears. Add to that Apocalypse Clowns, Killers of the Flower Moon and Steve Coogan’s creepy portrayal of TV paedophile Jimmy Savile and you’ve got yourself one spicy meatball!So, pop in a pickled onion but whatever you...2024-09-2856 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 78 – Oh, The Hugh Manatee!Birthdays are something to celebrate. Whether you go for a family meal, a classy wine tasting or a naked bungee jump in the Aldi carpark, they should be treasured. Especially when you get to the age of these three codgers. As Dean marks his milestone, we also hear of his interest, and complete bafflement, in the world of wine. What? How much? Why?Pete tells of his first dining in the dark experience, Allen reveals his fear of “Mystery Meat”, and Dean enthralls with a truly horrible tale of aquatic love gone wrong. Oh, and there...2024-09-1458 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 77 – A Henchman’s Gonna Hench“I’ll be back.” “Get to the chopper!” “I did not get my maid pregnant.” These are just a few quotes from arguably one of the greatest action stars, and indeed Arnolds, of all time…Schwarzenegger!From his best bangers to his worst clangers, we hear the guys favourites and guilty pleasures. You know what they say…One man’s Terminator is another’s Jingle All The Way. Other topics covered may also include freakishly bendy elbows, orbs from down below and we ask…which Batman Villian would you hench for?So, come with me if you want to li...2024-08-3152 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 76 - The Frothy B'stardWe all love walking into our favourite pub. The friendly barman / woman pouring you a well-earned pint of your usual / small sherry, putting your favourite song on the jukebox, pig snacks in hand waiting for the wave machine to start. Bliss!This episode sees the boys discuss their dream pubs, Armie Hammer, and waving Chinese bears. The perfect trio.So, pour yourself a frosty one, settle in by the fire / karaoke machine, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2024-08-1749 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 75 – Tutankhamoooon!This episode takes us to the land of the Pharaohs, the Great Pyramids…The home of the Mummy! What is an Egypt? We’ll find out.In other matters, Allen suffers a dirty great spider bite, but unfortunately is not imbued with the super-powers of a spider…although he did get stuck in the bath for three days. So, brush the sand out of your Valley of the Kings, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2024-03-211h 01Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 74 - Kiss Of The VampireAs Dean and Pete say goodbye to their long time top band Kiss (for the second time), and Allen laments on the demise of The Arctic Monkeys, our thought take a darker turn. We hark back to those late nights, many years ago, when your parents let you stay up past your bedtime to watch the Fright Night double bill. Whether it was Christopher Lee’s count that gave you the colly-wobbles, or Salem’s Lot’s Mr. Barlow that made you S you P’s, Vampires have always topped the movie monster polls. We sift through some of our favo...2023-11-2054 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 73 – Talking about A.I, Aye Eye?Have ever had the feeling that you’re not alone? That someone might be listening in to your conversations? Ever wondered how you only have to mention to someone that you might be thinking of buying a new pair of trainers, only to find your social media feeds flooded with ads for shiny new sneakers?Coincidence? Or could it be Alexa sitting over there…listening? As we grow ever more reliant on A.I and chatbots, are we ready for what’s to come? This, and many more inane topics are broached with a shocki...2023-11-061h 01Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 72 – Death RaceWe all remember our first car. Whether it was a rusty old hand me down, or brand new straight of the garage forecourt, the bond with your first motor is one that you take to the grave. Unless you die in a fireball crash on the M6 motorway…then you can be forgiven if the relationship cools a little.As Queen’s Roger Taylor once strangely sang…” I’m in love with my car”. But would he have loved it even more if he’d put rocket blasters and wings on it? You can bet your B****cks he would!2023-10-2357 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 71 - Skool DazeFor some, school was an idyllic time, full of laughter, games and an enjoyable way to quench that never-ending thirst for knowledge. For others it was grim prison sentence, full of forgotten homework, painful wedgie’s and an unparalleled awkwardness around girls. Either way, it’s over now, so we can safely look back and ask those all important questions about things we just took for granted at the time. Like what the Hell were assemblies for? So, grab your homework diary , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Pod...2023-10-0949 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 70 – The Bucket ListAs we creep every closer to our inevitable demise, let us reflect on what we have achieved. Some of us, I’m sure would have done great things, seen unimaginable sights, traveled the globe and will rest easy knowing that they have made the world a better place for those that follow.And then there are the rest of us that have done pretty much sweet FA. Now might be a good time to change that. Perhaps.So, fill up that bath of baked beans , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You ca...2023-09-2546 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 69 – Bad To The BoneAs a controversial Pop megastar once asked…Who’s bad?Some might answer “You Michael”, while other, blindly optimistic, people would look to the wide, wide world of TV and film for their answer. And well they might, as we all love a good baddie. From Bond to Coronation Street there are hundreds of real wrong ‘uns ready to do someone wrong. In this episode the guys give their verdict on who they think are the movies’ biggest ratbags.So, boo and hiss to your hearts content, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! Search for Do...2023-09-1452 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 68 – Beef Encounters Of The Herd KindLook…We’ve all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, or a film you’ve never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one! So let’s sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 2023-07-2455 minTHE OTHER SIDETHE OTHER SIDEEchte Geschichte - Monicas Geschichte von Widerstandsfähigkeit und Triumph im Kampf gegen Sucht und psychische Gesundheit.In dieser Folge haben wir die unglaubliche Geschichte von Monica Sofia Perze, die unermüdlich für ihre geistige Gesundheit gekämpft hat. Sie ist eine wahre Inspiration und hat Sucht, eine schwierige Kindheit und eine turbulente Adoleszenz erfolgreich überwunden. Monicas Geschichte ist ein ehrlicher und authentischer Bericht über ihre Reise und zeigt ihre Widerstandsfähigkeit und Fähigkeit, jede Herausforderung zu meistern. Begleitet uns, während wir ihrer kraftvollen Erzählung lauschen, und lasst uns ihr den echten Support und Applaus geben, den sie für ihre bemerkenswerte Transformation verdient.Wir sind jetzt in der zweiten Staffel, i...2023-07-1135 minSpøgelsesjægeren - Den paranormale podcastSpøgelsesjægeren - Den paranormale podcastEpisode 6 - Hvad skete der i Monicas to huse?Hvad skete der egentlig på undersøgelserne i Monicas to huse? Det kan I høre om her, og vi kan godt røbe at der skete en hel del. I vores Facebook gruppe kan I se nogle af billederne vi taler om, og I får også nogle af EVP`erne at høre i denne episode.2023-06-1057 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 67 – A Right Royal RumbleThis episode was recorded during the heatwave of last year’s commonwealth games so forgive Allen’s excitement and he hails a cab straight into the heart of London to find himself a Ladyboy. Late to the party again, Pete takes his first Uber ride, and there’s the ultimate Movie Monster Royal Rumble. Who wins? You might be surprised!So, grab your rubber duck, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 2023-05-031h 02Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 66 - The Fine Young CannibalThey say never meet your heroes…or see your favourite band 30 years passed their prime! Dean explains why he learned this the hard way. We talk music related movies, cannibalistic actors, and who you would get to play you in a movie of your life.So, Hello Cleveland, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 2023-04-1952 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 65 – Four Footlongs and A Warwick DavisIn this LONG awaited epidsode we talk space. Deep space and what might (or might not) be floating around in it. Could there be life on Mars?The group is split but there’s always the camel beauty pageant to take are mind off things.So, keep your eyes to the skies but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!2023-04-051h 01Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 64 – Merry Christmas Lenny BaravaIt’s the most wonderful time of the year…the week after Christmas. So now the turkey has gone and we’re down to the last six boxes of chocolate, we can relax, unwind and listen to these three goons chat about all things festive.You want Xmas Chat? Check. You want amazing film facts? Check. You want poetry? That’s right…POETRY! Big. Fat. Check. Disclaimer – Not all (or any) “facts” are thoroughly researched, verified or, in some cases, true at all. We’ll leave you to decide which is which.So, make your resolutio...2023-01-0451 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 63 - Eye Of The TatterThe week we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Mam as in jam), the guys take time to reflect on what was, to some, a fittingly right Royal send off, but to others a huge waste of tax payers money in a time of financial crisis and uncertainty. Which camp are we pitching our tents?But it’s not all crowns and coffins. We also talk about Dean’s social media misunderstanding, movie remakes that should be made right now and the time Al mistakenly attended a swinger’s party. (Yeah…right!)So, bow your heads, l...2022-10-0454 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 62 – Who Killed Jimmy Snugglehorn?Whether you’re a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there’s a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can’t have them all? As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose?How about the “Culinary Thriller”? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Pete talks about Netfix Kitchen based Stress-fest Boiling Point, and Dean tells us what he thinks about...2022-07-2856 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 61 – Feel The WeftWhat do YOU do when you think no-one’s looking? That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it’s still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation? We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty West’s “X” and we don our Viking helmets for “The Northman”.So, if you know your Titsmarsh from your Holmes…well done, but whatever you do2022-05-2555 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 60 – The Great Flamingo NobblingsAs we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace.Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You’re welcome.Add to that Starz original Pam & Tommy and The Suicide Squad spin-off Peacemaker then you’ve got yourself quite a pod! Did we mention it was our 60th episode!?So...2022-04-271h 07Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 59 – A Piece Of The ActionIn uncertain times it’s good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he’ll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed.So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2022-03-1858 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 58 – Dedication…That’s What You NeedWith Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it’s left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete’s got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load.But it’s not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We’ve got Marvel’s Black Widow, DC’s The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan’s Old to talk about. That’s good, right?So, grab your popcorn, feed the man in the box, but wh...2021-09-1456 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 57 - Stayin' Alive!This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We’re talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it’s not all severed heads and people sandwiches!A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!So, close the curtains, double lock the door, but wh...2021-06-191h 08Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 56 - Thundercats Got Me GoodIn this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties!In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid? That’s living alright!A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little...2021-04-121h 06Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 55 - Vaccination AssassinationAs we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again!oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense.So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2021-03-221h 09Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 54 – Full Metal AllenThis week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks.From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not.A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you w...2021-02-271h 03Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 53 - The Names David...Craig DavidAnother lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over. A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal...2021-01-1759 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 52 - The Christmas LengthIt's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS!The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual.So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outside!2020-12-2752 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 51 - Excelsior!This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders! We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys.So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-11-3056 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 50 - Griller KillerThis week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya?Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer!So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste your meat real good, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2020-11-0556 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 49 – A Nightmare on 49th StreetThis week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon.So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2020-10-0958 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 48 - The Angle Of Your DangleThis week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right?Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule.So, check the angle of your dangle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-09-2152 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 47 - Killing TimeIn this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection?They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese. So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-09-0750 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 46 - March Of The BananasDo Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy?I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance?Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this week, and Pete thinks something is amiss at the Swizzlels factory.So, sit down, shut up, but whatever you do…Don’t Go O2020-08-241h 03Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 45 - Al's Big Fact HuntIn this episode Allen finds out what facts are and unloads his truth bullets straight into your brain with his newly acquired knowledge uzi. Rat-ta-ta-tat! Dean watches the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King's Pet Sematary and realises that sometimes dead is better, we hear about the third best "Trial of the Century" with the tale of Leopold & Loeb, and Pete finds out that it takes more than one kind of Kryptonite to kill some Supermans. So, put a shift in, wear your mask, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!   Link is in bio or ge...2020-08-101h 07Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 44 - Pumping Out The Back PassageIn this eventful episode we hear about Deano’s Mid-Podcast flood, Pete’s love of 70’s rock opera and Al’s curiosity about Jessica Tandy’s nethers. All very cheesy.Dean continues his horror journey with John Carpenter’s classic Halloween, and we have a sneaky look at Hollywood’s greasy underbelly with the tale of William Randolph Hearst.So, put on your water wings, man the life boats, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-07-271h 10Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 43 - Jumping The SharkIn this episode we rediscover the meaning of the word “meandering” as the guys cover a range of subjects, such as smart meters, oysters, and cutting out the booze.We find out what Allen thinks Caviar is, and Dean asks…what is the best film ending…EVER?So, pull up a chair, have a yourself a cheeky one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-07-1345 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 42 - Elon Musk & The Zombie ApocalypseIn this episode we shine the spotlight on billionaire philanthropist, and futurist flame-thrower salesman, Elon Musk. From his electric cars to his plans for affordable globe spanning internet, he’s the man with a plan. But is he all that he seems?Dean shares his very real fears that there may be a sinister plan behind Musk’s innovations. Can he really be planning a Zombie apocalypse!?Look, we’re here to ask these questions…not answer them.So, plug yourself in, look to the stars, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!...2020-06-2937 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 41 - Nip Up FattyIn this episode we dim the lights, and hide behind the sofa, as Dean begins his horror odyssey and gives us his opinion of the 1973 classic, ‘The Wicker Man’. Not to be confused with the 2006 remake starring Nicolas Cage. That was absolute dog shit.Pete tells us about British thriller ‘The Good Liar’, alligator chiller ‘Crawl’ and Dean recalls the legend of Roscoe ‘Fatty’ Arbuckle. And don’t worry Allen fans…he’s here as well…chipping in where he can. Bless him.So, stay off the moors, beware the moon, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 2020-06-1458 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 40 - Hooch & The Back-ScuttleWe’re back with our 40th episode! But can we celebrate? Even if we stand 2m apart? Can we heck.In this episode we talk about the films of universally revered Tom Hanks. Don’t ask why…I can’t remember.We talk about some of the greatest comebacks of all time and Dean tells us about what must have been one of the Worst. Mountain. Climbs. Ever. So, stay safe, stay home, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can liste...2020-05-1654 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 39 – SpongeBob SuicidePantsWhile the guys get to grips with this thing called technology, this is another retro recording that never got released. Exciting!In this episode we talk about Mike Flanagan’s sequel to The Shining, Doctor Sleep and Dean tells us about documentaries, I Love You Now Die and Netflix’s Tell Me Who I Am. These include spoilers so…you have been warned!We delve into the shockingly dark world of SpongeBob SquarePants, and talk about our favourite childhood cartoons. Ah…the past!So, stay safe, stay home, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside...2020-04-1954 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 38 - Allen's Jammie Dodgery-DooI’m going to be honest…this was recorded a while ago, when Brexit was the worst we had to worry about. How things have changed!In this throwback episode the guys talk about the time Pete went to see Terminator : Dark Fate, Dean’s failed attempt at queueing for the bus and we hark back to the Golden Age of Hollywood as we hear the  story of ‘Fixer to the Stars’, Scotty Bowers.So, look after yourselves, protect your loved ones, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!2020-03-291h 03Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 37 - Prancake DayHello and welcome to the best cure to the isolation blues this side of Netflix!In a week when toilet paper is worth more than gold, the guys talk about Best film Oscar winner Parasite, Tarantino’s masterpiece / worst film Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, and Pete goes to see The Invisible Man…or does he? Allen drops a stinker, Pete watches a stinker (Fantasy Island??), and Dean…what a stinker!So, look after yourselves, wash your hands, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Po...2020-03-1645 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 36 - Taxi for Mr. ChickenIn a week when Coronavirus has everyone running scared, the guys do the sensible thing and Don’t Go Outside. Instead they talk of happier times…of TV and movies…of Dean’s flooded carpets and Pete’s big wet tits. The usual stuff.In this episode they cover Harley Quinn movie Birds of Prey, Netflix Docushocker Voyeur and David Lynch’s mad but brilliant What Did Jack Do?So, google if Docushocker is actually a word, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spoti...2020-03-0551 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 35 - Who's That Spanish Dude?We would like to thank our manager, our agent, our….no stuff it…it’s all us, baby! All us!This week the guys sift through the Oscar debris as they talk through the winners at this year’s Academy Awards, Dean tells us why he’s king of the skips (the rubbish kind…not the horrible crisps), and they talk about their top movie picks and what has tickled their Tv trout. They talk about one shot marvel 1917, Netflix hit Uncut Gems and they let us know their top picks from the small screen. Where do they...2020-02-1849 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 34 - Lords of ChaosEpisode 34 – Lords Of ChaosHail Satan and welcome to episode 34 of Don’t Go Outside!This week the guys stayed true to their word and instead stayed in and watched Lords of Chaos, the shockingly violent biopic of Norwegian black metal band…Mayhem. There will definitely be spoilers so you have been warned.They talk cafetieres, Arche goats and famously randy dolphins. You Know? Really randy.So, stuff a bag full of lizards up your back chuff, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch...2020-02-0256 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 33 - Burt Packs Out A Pair Of TightsEpisode 33 – Burt Packs Out A Pair Of TightsHappy New Year and welcome to the first Don’t Go Outside of 2020!After a little break, the guys are back and raring to go as they talk about their new year’s resolutions, dildo fights at the bingo and cat murder. All in a days work for these weirdos!They review new films JoJo Rabbit and Rise of the Skywalker, Netflix documentary Don’t FxxK With Cats and tell us what they thought of the new Morbius trailer. There may be spoilers ahead so you h...2020-01-1857 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 32 – A Merry Monicas ChristmasEpisode 32 – A Merry Monicas ChristmasAs St. Noddy is destined to scream every December…IT’S CHRISTMAS! And who are we to argue.In this special festive episode these fatted turkeys talk all that is Christmas. The best Christmas dinner...the best Christmas porno...the best time to catch the Christmas bus. I'm told that's a thing. So hang up your stocking, leave a mince pie for Santa, but above all...Don't Go Outside.Merry Christmas! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you ca...2019-12-2446 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 31 - Joaquin The Beard SpiderEpisode 31 – Joaquin The Beard SpiderIn this week’s episode the guys talk about Dean’s secret smooth jazz habit, what they really thought about the Joker movie, and we ask if it’s really a good idea to inflate your testicles to the size of a basketball. Spoilers…it’s not. Enjoy!So, have yourself a nice long poo, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!Facebook / In...2019-12-101h 03Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 30 - Has Elvis Left The Building?Episode 30 – Has Elvis Left The Building?In this week’s episode the guys ask if it’s possible to save the planet by eating babies, Allen’s board game idea gains pace, and Dean floors us all with an Elvis based shocker. So, find out your blue suede shoes, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!Facebook / Instagram / Twitter – Search for MonicaspodEmail us at Monicaspod...2019-11-2948 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 29 – Hitler’s Last SandwichEpisode 29 – Hitler’s Last SandwichIn this week’s episode the guys get hairy as they talk male grooming, Allen unveils his idea for a brand new board game, and Dean recalls the legend of Spring Heeled Jack. Enjoy!!So, moisturize your T-Zone, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!Facebook / Instagram / Twitter – Search for MonicaspodEmail us at Monicaspod@gmail.comApple Podcas...2019-11-2244 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 28 - The Highgate VampireEpisode 28 – The Highgate VampireIn this week’s episode the guys talk schoolyard Olympics, psychotic dwarves and fantastic vampire hunters. Enjoy!!So, break out the garlic, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!Facebook / Instagram / Twitter – Search for MonicaspodEmail us at Monicaspod@gmail.comApple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/dont-go-outside/id1458596625Buzzsprout - http://dontgooutsid...2019-11-161h 00Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 27 - The Piggy ButcherEpisode 27 – The Piggy ButcherIn this week’s episode the guys talk food, spooky spacemen, and piggy butchers. Allen reveals his Salem's Lot fixation, and we hear their top 3 horror movie scares. Enjoy!!So, take me to your leader, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!Facebook / Instagram / Twitter – Search for MonicaspodEmail us at Monicaspod@gmail.comApple Podcasts - https://podc...2019-11-0856 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 26 - Hail Satan!Episode 26 – Hail Satan!If we had to give you one piece of advice this Halloween it’s this…never name the sacrificial goat. R.I.P Keith. In this week’s episode we hear Allen’s list of things you should never do during a Zombie outbreak, how Dean’s weekend away turned nasty, and Pete gives us the definitive guide to selling your soul to the devil. Enjoy!So, Google how to draw a pentagram, relax, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts...2019-11-0155 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#131 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: So bleibst und wirst du innerlich STARK, sodass du alles mit Leichtigkeit schaffst...Monicas Erfolgsstrategien | innerliche Stärke In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, wie du innerlich STARK bleibst und wirst, sodass du alles mit Leichtigkeit schaffst! Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt dein Ticket für den nächsten Feminess Kongress: http://feminess.de/kongress Als Podcasthörerin sparst du mit dem Code Podca...2019-10-3122 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 25 - A Good Clean Sexy CultEpisode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy CultEpisode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy CultIn this week’s report Pete discovers that horses can sit down, Allen reveals why he pays way too much for his gummy bears, and Dean thinks it’s just the right time to start a cult. Not a sex cult. He can’t stress that enough. So, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast app...2019-10-2559 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#125 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: Zeitmanagement - SO GEHTSMonicas Erfolgsstrategien | Latte-Macchiato-Methode In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, wie du die Zeit bestimmst und nicht die Zeit dich bestimmt. Mithilfe der Latte-Macchiato-Methode erfährst du heute, wie Zeitmanagement richtig geht! Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt dein Ticket für den nächsten Feminess Kongress: http://feminess.de/kongress Als Podca...2019-10-1713 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 24 - Nine Months GregnantEpisode 24 – Nine Months Gregnant As the nights start drawing in, the leaves fall from the trees, and the smell of Allen’s Catkins hangs heavy in the air, you know the time is near…for the next episode of Don’t Go Outside!This week Pete explains how he went vegetarian for a week without actually eating a vegetable, Dean tries to convince the guys why he’s nearly a Jedi, and Allen sprays hot news over your face, neck and chest. Gooey!They talk about the pressure of eating in posh restau...2019-10-0756 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#119 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: Bringe deine Botschaft in die Welt - So hältst du einen guten Vortrag!Monicas Erfolgsstrategien | Impulsvorträge In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, wie du Impulsvorträge hälst. Bringe deine Botschaft in die Welt - Wie du einen guten Vortrag hältst, erfährst du jetzt! Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt dein Ticket für den nächsten Feminess Kongress: http://feminess.de/k...2019-10-0312 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 23 - The Day They Went OutsideEpisode 23 – The Day They Went OutsideThey only went and did it!They did the one thing they've been telling you not to do...they went outside. Dean takes the guys to see his pride and joy, the apple of his eye...a massive patch of nettles and tarpaulin. Admittedly in its early stages, Dean's dream of owning his own allotment has become all too real. Bring on the onions! Pete explains why he's dipping his toe in the scary waters of vegetarianism, and Allen can't wait to tell us whic...2019-09-3058 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#113 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: Besser durchhalten.. Hier kommt dein Motivationsschub!Monicas Erfolgsstrategien | Durchhalten oder stoppen? In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, wie du besser durchhalten kannst. Diese Folge ist nur für dich. Du bekommst hier deinen Motivationsschub fürs Durchhalten! Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt dein Ticket für den nächsten Feminess Kongress: http://feminess.de/kongress Als Podcas...2019-09-1906 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 22 - The Green Fingered DandyEpisode 22 – The Green Fingered DandyHello…fancy seeing you here!Dean returns from his Welsh adventure with news of a new purchase and catches up on all the news he’s missed while he was away. Which, as it turns out, wasn’t much.  Allen struggles to come to terms with everyone else’s sexuality, and it’s a big bottom’s up from Pete as he unveils his alcoholic three course menu. Iechyd da!If you want double digging, stuffed marrow bone and trampolining dogs then you’ve come to the right place...2019-09-1655 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 21 - Turkish DelightEpisode 21 - Turkish DelightWith great power comes great responsibility…which is a little frightening because there’s very little evidence of responsibility here!POW! Pete delivers all the important news from the San Diego Comic Con.THWACK! Dean lets us in on some frankly disgusting illnesses.WALLOP! Allen tells us what we should be doing with our Tripe. You know….all that spare Tripe you’ve got knocking about.Turkish barbers, Superhero films (yes...AGAIN!), and whatever Allen considers to be news are all discussed, in no parti...2019-09-0751 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#107 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: Haltung zeigen und Haltung haben... SO GEHTS!Monicas Erfolgsstrategien | Haltung im Business In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, was es bedeutet, Haltung zu zeigen und Haltung zu haben. Denn oftmals sagen wir viel zu wenig unsere Meinung. Warum das jedoch wichtig ist, erfährst du jetzt! Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt dein Ticket für den nächsten...2019-09-0508 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 20 - The First Rule of Flight Cum is...Episode 20 – The First Rule Of Flight Cum Is…Spark up a fat one and bring out the gimp! It can get a bit boring here in the cabin, so when Al indulges in “Da Herb” things can get a little unpredictable, as he demonstrates perfectly here. Exploding Bell-ends?The guys do a double take as Dean talks Doppelgangers, Pete has a close call at the barbers, and Allen takes a great big toot on the current affairs doobie to gives us all a smoky cloud of world news.So, pass the...2019-08-2651 minFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-CoachesFeminess | Coaching Scene Secrets | Das Geheimnis der Millionen-Coaches#101 - Monicas Erfolgsstrategien: SO kommst du vom Mangeldenken in die FÜLLE. Leichtigkeit mit der Switch-MethodeMonicas Erfolgsstrategien | Die Methode für die Fülle In der heutigen Folge spricht Monica mit dir darüber, wie du vom Mangeldenken in die Fülle kommst. Dafür erklärt sie dir die Switch-Methode. Mit dieser Methode wirst du garantiert mehr Leichtigkeit in deinem Leben einladen können. Ich wünsche dir viel Spaß und Erfolg! __________ Downloade deinen Ratgeber für ein komplett selbstbestimmtes Leben hier: https://feminess.de/ratgeber-selbstbestimmung/ Hier kannst du dich für ein kostenfreies Strategiegespräch mit Marina bewerben: www.feminess.de/private-coaching Willst du auch einmal live dabei sein? Wir touren deutschlandweit! Sichere dir jetzt de...2019-08-2209 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 19 - Jingle Backwards EditJust when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…you get shot by an Iguana!Confused? Well, do yourself a favour and listen to this. It’ll make a lot more sense.Due to a very troublesome gnat bite, Dean wonders what it would be like to take on the attributes of a radioactive aggressor, Allen throws fresh stinky news at your face, and Pete wants to know what films made you hide under the covers.So, buy a bigger boat , relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!We...2019-08-1857 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 18 - 12 Years A CobblerEpisode 18 – 12 years a cobblerThis week the guys drink your milkshake as they talk about what they would do if they could drop off the grid and live their perfect life, their ideal choice for Prime Minister and Allen ‘Gnome Hunter’ Freeth inexplicably offers out Tom Daily to a fight. Ding Ding!Pete takes a tumble, Dean enlightens us about the forgotten martial art of Bartitsu, and our newly appointed news hound digs up the week’s hottest potatoes to make some kind of topical Patatas Bravas. Tasty!So, pop on your sli...2019-08-0358 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 17 - Rotten-cock.comIs this the real life? Is this just fantasy?Answers on a postcard, because one of these dudes can’t tell the difference!This week’s report sees the guys talk about their favourite biopics. That’s a film about an actual real life person. An important fact to remember.They also reminisce about their worst presents, their most excruciatingly painful experiences and take part in an inexplicable Peter Pan quiz… a podcast first!So, crack open a cold one, relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!We are now on i...2019-07-2256 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 16 - There's A Saucy Goose In The Danger ZoneEpisode 16 – There’s A Saucy Goose In The Danger ZoneHollywood… Da Da Da Da Da something…Hollywood!This week we go to the movies as the guys discuss their top 80’s blockbusters. Some are from the 70’s, some are from the 90’s…but there’s no telling these idiots when they get excited.Dean ‘nose’ the places to go to find the Noses of London, Pete asks which celebrity would you like to fight, and Allen flexes his brain muscles as he brags of his 66% IQ. I know.So stop playing Bamboo...2019-07-1259 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 15 - Chernobyl Drop OffEpisode 15 – Chernobyl Drop OffWhat is a Raccoon Dog?Is a Swan a female Goose? (Give you three guesses!)And exactly what colour is the Devils nutting bag?Dean has a nightmare and delves into the meaning of dreams, Allen’s list of concepts he doesn’t understand gets ever longer and Pete talks Movie skills.Never ones to miss a Zeitgeist, they look back at the finale of BGT (that happen a month ago??), look forward to the new Batman, and amaze with their lack of knowle...2019-07-011h 00Don\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 14 - Six Monkeys One TypewriterAs the Zombie apocalypse rages (Remember that?), and Brexit looms large, the guys chew over the weeks hot topics.WTF is a Cow Magnet?What are their top three funny films?Do ducks have a sense of smell?Pete’s tells all about a life changing purchase, Dean’s Eurovision agenda gains pace, and Allen’s mind get blown by room full of monkeys on a deadline.So, grab a cold one, relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So yo...2019-06-1752 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 13 - EurotrashedEpisode 13 – EurotrashedYee Haw! Yippee Ki – Yay and Have A Nice Day!As Pete returns from his holiday from the USA, the guys catch him up on what he’s been missing. Last in Eurovision? (Boo!)Jeremy Kyle axed? (About bloody time!)Deans shares his Eurovision dreams, Allen climbs every mountain and Pete is still jet lagged.They look back at the finale of Game of Thrones, tales of spousal air rage and make some fantastic (and frankly ridiculous) plans for the future.So let out a Squee...2019-06-1146 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 12 - #FingerDeanoEpisode 12 - #FingerDeanoThis week has a distinct futuristic theme. From time travel to smart coffee machines it all there. If you look hard enough.Who played the best Joker (Batman…not Rentaghost )? We can’t decide, so you have a go!The guys delve into story of Hitlers Time Machine, and Dean explains why he doesn’t want to ruin his doctors day.So, pop your trousers on that stool over there, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So you can...2019-05-3034 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 11 - Fear FactorEpisode 11 – Fear FactorBig Track! Tin Can Alley! Stop Boris!!The guys get all nostalgic as Allen recalls board games from his childhood, Dean investigates what we all demand from our Sunday roast and Pete tries to understands why he soils himself whenever he gets on a roller coaster!There’s also the obligatory Game of Thrones chat….SPOILER ALERT!!  (We’re still at episode 3 so don’t panic!)So, ignore your Trypophobia, relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So you can liste...2019-05-2053 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 10 - One Night At The Halapopo LoungeEpisode 10 – One Night At The Halapopo LoungeKeep off the moors…and stay on the road!It all gets a bit hairy as Dean talks werewolves, Pete grapples with the possibilities of time travel, and Al tries to get to grips with the concept of The Mandela Effect. Like crisps? Then come on in as the guys run through their top potato based snacks just for you. You’re Welcome!So beware the moon, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So you...2019-05-1336 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 9 - Urban MythsEpisode 9 – Urban MythsHold on to your kidneys as the guys discuss urban myths, and Allen reveals how he thinks pistachios are processed.Trust me…you have to hear this!Dean delves into a dark piece of movie history, and Pete discovers ASMR.So grab yourself some nuts, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So you can listen on your usual podcast apps if that's your bag. Please Like & Subscribe!Facebook / Instagram / Twitter – Search for MonicaspodiTunes...2019-05-0645 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 8 - Portrait Of A Serial PicklerIts exciting times here in the cabin. Avengers : Endgame is out, Game of Thrones is in full flow, and Al’s gone and got himself a stalker (or should that be walker?)Dean’s managed to find a true bit of Royal history in his own street, Allen’s lost a cat and Pete’s been busy profiling serial killers. All in a week’s work for The Monicas!So grab yourself an Easter egg, relax,  but above all…Don’t Go Outside!We are now on iTunes, Stitcher & Spotify! So you can listen...2019-04-2947 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 7 - My Cabin, My RulesSend a raven! (3 eyed or 2…it’s up to you)Park your dragon and bend the knee!As the final season of Game of Thrones “drops”, we talk sigils, houses and bannermen. Does Dean look good in skinny jeans?What do Pete and Keith Richards have in common?Does Al have a clue what is going on?Dean gets stuck into the “Real Frankenstein”, Pete gets confused about Star Wars, and Allen looks like a splendid dandy in his over-shirt and pixie boots. (Not useful for a podcast but i...2019-04-2254 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 6 - Desert Island NougatIt’s here! Let us slip smoothly in to your lug ‘oles as you listen to the 6th episode of Don’t Go Outside.Can’t install a new toilet? Don’t worry. Neither can Dean.Want to know our greatest TV moments? Cool! Pull up a chair.DIY, Black Country Anarchists and our perfect meal deal combos* are just some of the topics discussed in this weeks episode.So sit back, relax, and above all…Don’t Go Outside!*No seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode.2019-04-1545 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 5 - Its All Gone Bill TongIt’s been tough up the tower, but the guys are back with the 5th episode. You want to hear about OAP drivers, Buzzin’ eels and the Oscars?This is you lucky day! What would your crap super power be?What the Hell is Biltong?Don’t worry, The Monicas have answers.*So sit back, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!*All facts and figures are never checked, or indeed cared about, at the time of recording.2019-04-0843 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 1 - Wonder Woman & The Jazz HoofThe first episode is up! Have a listen. Its ok.The guys discuss their favourite superheroes, the impending zombie apocalypse and Dean enlightens us about William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman.2019-04-0333 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 3 - Tactical BaconWhat do you have in your locker?Do you have what you need to survive a zombie apocalypse?Al runs through his top 27 (???) essential items to ensure you come out on top. Dean gives us a cannibalistic history lesson, and the guys discuss drinking and dick fish. Bon Appetit!2019-04-0344 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 2 - Tasting NotesHaving survived another week, the guys chew over the important topics of the day...mice infestations, wine tasting and dog welding!You want hot potatoes? You got 'em.2019-04-0343 minDon\'t Go OutsideDon't Go OutsideEpisode 4 - Froggy StyleWho is Mario Lanza?Who's the best...Game of Thrones or Marvel? Why the bloody hell do people go to the gym? The guys chew over this and more in this weeks podcast. Lovelorn frogs, forgotten American wrestlers, and the strange world of object sexuality are all up for discussion. So sit back, relax, and above all...Don't Go Outside!2019-04-0347 minNattlivNattlivRecension Monicas Vals på Malmö StadsteaterRecension från premiären av Monicas Vals på Malmö Stadsteater från den 21 september. Ljudfiler som används i klippet är inte inspelade under föreställningen.2018-10-1800 min