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The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 172 - RHOP Reunion 1 and RHOBHIt's good to be covering The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, and we're thrilled to offer our opinions on The Real Housewives of Potomac for the first time in a Real Housebears Podcast episode. In this week's Bear Den Drama, Hunter thinks that Dorit from #RHOBH is giving Sandy in Grease. Papa the Bear gives Stacey from #RHOP one of his Honeypot Moments of the Week. We also rate how many Claws Out the ladies of Potomac earn for their reunion looks.2025-02-2047 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 169 - RHOSLC Season 5, Reunion 1The Housebears are out of hibernation! It's a new year and a new us. Gather in the den with us as we cover the top stories and conflicts of the #RHOSLC reunion episode 1 in Bear Den Drama. Have a taste of our favorite moments of the week in a new segment we call The Honey Pot. Can you identify who said it in our game Paw-sitive ID? The Housebears are back and the Claws are Out!2025-01-2946 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 166 - RHOSLC Season 5, Ep 6We're covering Angie K and Hot Shawn's Mafia Wives and Bad Vibes 25th wedding anniversary on our 4th wedding anniversary. Two episodes in one day is our present to you. Now, where are our presents? This week, Hunter has a diagnosis for Jack. Papa the Bear thinks Lisa needs a technology upgrade. We both need a patent for our cry-angle design. Hang up your landline phone and spend your Halloween with the Housebears. Did we mention that we love gifts?2024-10-3153 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 165 - RHOSLC Season 5, Ep 5Just like Whitney Drew and Her Clues, The Real Housebears bring you the investigative journalism that you have always counted on. This week, Hunter reveals our secret identity. Papa the Bear thinks Britani has a lovely singing voice. We both think that Bronwyn seems like a seasoned Housewife. Wipe the mud off your face, and enjoy our wedding anniversary recap.2024-10-3142 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 164 - RHOSLC Season 5, Ep 4 / RHONY RecapIt doesn't take an Epiphany to understand why a sprinter van is the most dangerous place to be if you're on the #RHOSLC cast. This week, Hunter wants you to tell him about 8-track tapes and a time before seatbelts were law. Papa the Bear refuses tepid water. We both have evidence that a certain #RHONY offspring is having sex. Pour a mug of Miller High Life and check out The Real Housebears, the Champagne of Podcasts.2024-10-1248 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 158 - What We Love on Bravo LatelyWe have so many things that we want to talk about, but we'll try not to go Off the Rails. This week, Hunter is still surprised by how vicious Tamra from #RHOC can be. Papa the Bear thinks you're missing out on #RHODubai. We're both celebrating the release of the #RHOSLC trailer. Don't be a pigeon; soar with the Housebears.2024-08-2149 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 157 - RHONJ S14; Ep 13When All Is Said and Done, we decided it was more important to release a new episode rather than delaying our release for editing. This week, the HouseBears are in separate cities, so we're coming at you raw and unedited. Please be gentle.2024-08-0845 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 156 - RHONJ S14; Ep 12Despite the warnings, you can Trial This At Home with the Housebears. This week, Hunter wants you to look at him. Papa the Bear is getting it on a Wednesday. We both want a certain cast member to keep her mouth closed. Join us for this week's #RHONJ recap. Everyone's invited to our Guys' Night.2024-08-0334 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 154 - RHONJ S14; Ep 10We enjoyed this week's RHONJ so much that the Housebears are excited to give you several inner pieces of our mind. This week, Hunter returns from the Bear World Magazine Awards in Massachusetts. Papa the Bear wants to walk in a mall fashion show. We're both confused by the Namaste B$tches logo. Forgive us for coming out a few days late, just like Teresa was able to forgive God.2024-07-2042 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 153 - RHONJ S14; Ep 9The one thing we learned from this week's episode of #RHONJ is that it is crappy Behind Frenemy Lines. This week, we understand how Hunter is just like Dolores. Papa the Bear is more satisfied with episode titles. We both talk about the moments that we regret missing because we turned our head, like Teresa did at the Tulum party. Call in (or call out) and take some time to listen to this week's episode of The Real Housebears.2024-07-0437 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 151 - RHONJ S14; Ep 5 & 6We're back from the Glitz & Blitz of our travel and ready to catch up on all of the #RHONJ Margs & Marriages. This week, Hunter refuses to talk about anyone's esophagus. Papa the Bear wonders who is naming these episodes. We're both trying to decide which wolf we're going to release during the episode. Don't be bougie; catch up with The Real Housebears.2024-06-201h 04

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 149 - RHONJ S14; Ep 3If we're Shore-ing Up Sides, the Real Housebears are always on whatever side Frank is on. This week, Hunter may or may not have Traitors casting news. Papa the Bear thinks you should keep your muffin to yourself. We both clear up how much we have respect for the #RHONJ OG. Don't be a fun-sucker; have fun with us as we recap episode 3 of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.2024-05-2337 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 147 - RHONJ S14; Ep 1The Housebears are back and so glad to be talking about our favorite topics: Housewives and ourselves. This week, we're cathcing up with the Housebears. Hunter's proposing Vanderpump parallels with this season of #RHONJ. Papa the Bear is Patient Zero in his college horror story. We're both wondering when Frank is going to come back into our lives. Don't be a has-been; be a double sided dildo with us!2024-05-1839 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 142 - RHOSLC S4; Ep 15We'd rather be Swimming with the Fishes than miss recapping this week's #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter is a gay reindeer with a shiny nose. Papa the Bear is curious about the anatomy of Justin Rose's nose. We both hope that our anatomy doesn't get exploited, but we kind of hope it does. Who knows? It's our last episode of the year. Happy Holidays from The Housebears!2023-12-2437 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 138 - RHOSLC S4; Ep 9We stand with Beauty Lab + Laser and give an admittedly one-sided recap of this week's #RHOSLC episode. We're in between work trips and Papa the Bear's birthday weekend in Portland, so The Real Housebears are going raw once again. This week, we have a lot of opinions about the Don't Come for My Sound Bath episode, but it's really all about Papa the Bear's birthday...at least to Papa the Bear it is.2023-11-1048 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 136 - RHOSLC S4; Ep 7The finale of #RHONY marks a new season for The Real Housebears, and now it's all about #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter discovers that he is a Greek dancer. Papa the Bear thinks that Angie K is giving us classic Housewives. We both want to get loud with Seth. This highest rated season of Salt Lake City is like an Olive Branch to viewers without the Thorns. 2023-10-2136 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 131 - RHOSLC S4; Ep & RHONY S14; Ep 11Don't Be A Drag; hang out with the Housebears as we solve the Case of the Missing Phone. This week, Hunter explores his embarrassment kink. Papa the Bear is experiencing a Nightmare on Groundhog Day. We both have been ruined by @drunkdrawn on Instagram. We're back from vacation and ready to fill your week with more Housebears than you ever knew you needed.2023-10-011h 11

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 130 - RHOSLC S4; Ep 3 & RHONY S14; Ep 10The Housebears are back on the road this week, so that means you get this week's #RHOSLC and #RHONY recap early. That also means No Tricks and All Trust for another raw and unedited episode. This week, Hunter's 23 and Me test reveals that he is the lycan spawn of Ubah and Brynn. Papa the Bear crowns the true Lucy and Ethel. We're both feeling Naughty-ical by Nature knowing that what we say won't be edited out.2023-09-211h 10

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 126 - RHONY Ep 6 & Crappie Lake Ep 8We are absolutely Not Sorry for getting emotional during the Grand Finale of Crappie Lake. This week, Hunter faces his biggest fear: becoming Jessel. Papa the Bear wants to attend a school that has both international campuses and celebrity students. We both think that Craig from Benton has had a bigger arc than most Housewives. Don't miss this week's #RHONY and #CrappieLake recaps by Reality Television Superstars, The Real Housebears.2023-08-2453 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 125 - RHONY Ep 5 & Crappie Lake Ep 7You don't have to worry about us being Fashionably Absent this week. It's Christmas in July in the Hot Closet, where the heat and humidity match Benton, Illinois. This week, Hunter shows off what a chess expert he is. Papa the Bear explains why Jessel is not the new Ramona. We both still wonder how many Housewives it takes to screw in a lightbulb. Relax in the Luann Suite and let the Housebears do all of the heavy lifting.2023-08-1855 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 121 - RHONY Ep 1 & Crappie Lake Ep 3Now that we had our soft opening, we're as ready to jump into the new season of #RHONY as Sonja is into jumping on Billy. This week, Hunter wants to spend some time in Jenna Lyons' closet. Papa the Bear wants Sonja and Luann to reconsider the name for Crappie Hour. We both wonder what cheese ever did to any of these ladies. Don't be weird; catch this week's RHONY and #CrappieLake recap from The Real Housebears.2023-07-1848 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 119 - Interview with Frank CataniaIf you've listened to The Real Housebears Podcast, then you know what huge fans of Frank Catania we are. You can only imagine our excitement when we got to interview the Legend himself. This week, Hunter commits to Frank being his number one Bravolebrity. Papa the Bear relates to being a man of a certain age. Frank tells us about his post-reunion meeting with Luis. Frank was even more enjoyable than we could have ever hoped. Take a listen and fall in love with Frank all over again.2023-06-2136 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 113 - RHONJ Season 13; Episode 12Sláinte will bring you good health. Catching cock will bring you good luck. The Real Housebears will bring you a healthy dose of both. This week, Hunter wants to play with Frank's vein. Papa the Bear is experiencing Vanderpump Rules trauma. We both come up with Rachel Fuda's tagline for next season. Are you going to get Melissa Gorga wine drunk or Jersey Husband high? Either way take a ride with us as we fly between New Jersey and Ireland. 2023-04-2742 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 112 - RHONJ Season 13; Episode 11It's the return of The Real Housebears: RAW. No edits. No sound bites. No rats. This week, Hunter and Papa the Bear are returning home from Heather Gay's Bad Mormon Book event. The message was inspirational. The choir was powerful. The Vida Tequila was flowing. Over in Ireland with the ladies from New Jersey, Papa the Bear likes a Melissa Gorga / Jennifer Aydin duo. Hunter would never talk back to Dolores. We're both still gushing about the new girls.2023-04-2153 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 111 - RHONJ Season 13; Episode 10This week's episode of #RHONJ features an Italian Invasion of Ireland, and The Real Housebears recap features a Bearvasion of the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter gifts us with the name "Chair Gremlin" for the Aydins' therapist. Jen Fessler has Papa the Bear singing Soprano. We both think that Suzie and Emma are the Coca Cola to Ultimate Girls' Trip's Pepsi. Make sure to check out this week's episode to see where The Real Housebears might be near you.2023-04-1335 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 106 - RHONJ Season 13; Episode 1A new season of #RHONJ means new taglines for the Housebears. This week, Hunter really, really, really wants to comfort Frank while he's feeling detached from Dolores. Papa the Bear thinks the cast needs more time between filming the reunion and starting the new season. We're both getting tongue tied on the names of the newbies. This premiere episode had New Friends with the Same Jersey, which means the Housebears are excited for some new sound bites with some classic Jersey gold.2023-02-0955 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Bonus Episode - The Housebears Interview on MarTEAnis with EddyWith no new #RHOSLC episode this week, we still found a way to talk Housewives. In this bonus episode, you'll hear our interview on @marteaniswitheddy. We talk even more behind the scenes tea of Salt Lake City. Hunter chats his RealityTV gateway drug. Papa the Bear shares how he feels about straight guys on non-Housewives shows. We have a great time getting to know our brother in Bravo; we're sure you'll have a great time listening!2022-11-2652 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 96 - RHOSLC Season 3; Episode 8You don't have to RSVP or even say "please" to join our behind-the-scenes recap of this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week, Hunter makes his big screen debut. Papa the Bear is sounding a little pitchy. We both think that Angie K deserves a little more credit. You never know what's going to happen with The Real Housebears when we record during the day. Tune in to find out.2022-11-2045 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 95 - RHOSLC Season 3; Episode 7We have the only behind the scenes look at the Chaos surrounding the #RHOSLC Choir auditions. This week, Hunter is having his best hair day ever. Papa the Bear chats with Amy Phillips. We're both still obsessing over Lisa Barlow's sister. Pick your audition song and warm up with the Real Housebears.2022-11-111h 04

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 83 - RHOBH Season 12; Episode 14You know what they say: once you go video, you never go back. So we're back in the Hot Closet, back in video (on compatible platforms), and back to being a little Shameless and Ruthless. This week, Hunter identifies the Eighth World Wonder. Papa the Bear doesn't know who to trust. We're both experiencing some deja vu. This week gave us a lot of story that we identify with. Bring out the caviar, wear your black and gold, and chat Housewives with the Housebears.2022-08-1348 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 80 - RHOBH Season 12: Episode 11You never know when a new Real Housebears episode will be released, but you can always count on the Weight of our Words when we're talking about The Real Housewives. This week Erika isn't the only one talking about poo. Hunter wants to wake up from his Kathy Hilton fever dream. Papa the Bear calls Hunter out for being a charity cynic. We both want to go on the baked potato diet... but without the caviar.2022-07-2339 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 79 - RHOBH Season 12: Episodes 9 & 10So You Say it's a Calamity that you haven't had a Real Housebears episode in two weeks? Well, we're back in the Hot Closet for our recap of episodes 9 and 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week Hunter continues his campaign for education. Papa the Bear puts his Masters degree to good use. We both love a Housewives movie trailer. We really enjoyed the holiday Love, but didn't quite appreciate Diana's Thunder.2022-07-1952 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Ep 71 - RHONJ Season 12: Episodes 11 & 12It would be a Nightmare in NashVegas if we didn't get to recap all of the Lady Drama, so be rest assured we've got you covered. This week, Papa the Bear is concerned for Dolores' sleep habits. Hunter doesn't want to be the Carnie Wilson of the Lady Drama Country group. We're both ready to do shots out of Frank's cut off penis. We recorded this week's episode full of iced coffee in honor of the New Jersey cast. Pour a cup, take a listen, and wake up with the Housebears.2022-04-241h 00

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 22 and RHONJ Season 12; Episode 4We gotta talk about that Shady Salt Lake City Reunion before we go Down the Shore with the cast of New Jersey. This week, Papa the Bear thinks that Meredith made a very smart move at the Reunion. Hunter tells the story of his gentle lover. As usual, we both lust after the men of New Jersey. We're making sure to find the time to get these episodes out during our busy schedule. We thank you for taking the time to listen!2022-03-051h 01

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 21 and RHONJ Season 12; Episode 3This week we give you THE REAL HOUSEBEARS: RAW EDITION. These bears have been busy, but we couldn't let another week go by without an episode. So, this week you just get The Real Housebears without the sound bites (mostly). We both want to eat at Lisa's Vida Food Court. Hunter has no sympathy for Jennifer Aydin. Papa the Bear makes a big announcement. Listen this week as we find out why we can't all be friends at a Jersey kegger.2022-02-261h 16

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 20 and RHONJ Season 12; Episode 2There is a Memorial Meltdown in the House of Hypocrisy this week! Hunter equates the ladies of Salt Lake City to a Renaissance painting. Papa the Bear is on both Team Margaret and Team Jennifer. We both vogue our way through the House of Bear Ball. Strike a pose with us as we cover all of the mayhem in Salt Lake City and New Jersey this week.2022-02-101h 14

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 19 and RHONJ Season 12; Episode 1Trying to cover two cities at once feels like it's Cinco de Mayhem, but we would never give you Smoke, Mirrors, and Foggy Diamonds when discussing The Real Housewives. It's the season premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, plus the ladies of Salt Lake City are still serving the drama like only they can. This week we find out that Hunter can predict the future. Papa the Bear is starting the new season of New Jersey with residual anxiety from Salt Lake City. We both discuss who we're most excited to see again with the return of New...2022-02-031h 15

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 18You'll be sorry if you miss this week's recap of "Sorrys and Sleepovers." This week Hunter gets carried away with segues. Papa the Bear can't believe this is only the second episode of the Zion trip. Sutton from #RHOBH and Stassi from #PumpRules make sound bite cameos. We're ready for good times at Club Zion with the good time girls of Salt Lake City.2022-01-271h 07

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 17Don't expect any fraudulent behavior from this week's recap of "Who's Calling Who A Fraud?" This week, Hunter wants Justin to help clean his Chakra. Papa the Bear clears up the difference between being spiritual and being religious. We both wonder if Lisa Barlow was really a Hooters girl. The ladies gang up on Meredith Marks this week; join us for a front row seat.2022-01-1953 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 16Holy Mother of Zion! We got our episode out a little earlier this week. In this episode, Hunter believes that the Meredith vs Jen Shah conflict is much simpler than it appears. Papa the Bear thinks that Karlyn shouldn't be cooking all of her own meals. We're both shocked and disappointed that Mary didn't show up to the reunion. An episode of the Housebears is like a soak in the hot tub with your friends...fully clothed...in designer garments.2022-01-1352 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 15🎶 "That thing, that thing, that thi...ng"🎵 (for you Lauryn Hill fans) that we're talking about this week is The Miseducation of Mary Cosby. Hunter puts Papa the Bear to task about his defense of Mary in the last episode. Papa the Bear wonders where it all went wrong between Lisa and Mary. We are both chomping at the bit to talk about Meredith's lavender feather extravaganza. Stick with us to stay educated about all things happening with The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 2022-01-0753 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 14You didn't think we'd let this whole week go by without a recap before Christmas, did you? What the Pho?!?! We hope your holidays are way more peaceful than this week's peace garden luncheon. Hunter's ready to buy Brooks' new blazer. Papa the Bear is only thinking about crispy chicken skins. We both need Whitney to help make Christmas dinner, because she can always stir it up! No matter what you celebrate this season, Happy Holidays from the Housebears! We'll see you next year.2021-12-251h 04

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 13We might be a day late with our episode this week, but we are not Fair Weather Friends. We're here with you for every episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City until the end. This week Hunter gives Mary's tagline the Christmas treatment. Papa the Bear is ready to take a sip of some "Whiskney." We even had Popeye's for dinner in honor of Sharrieff. We might spend yet another week trying to figure out that confusing phone call that Jen received on the van before the trip to Vail, but we are not confused about Lisa...2021-12-1754 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 12We are a House Divided on whether Hunter's transitions are working or not, but we are united on our feelings about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week Hunter is seeing the cracks in Lisa's plans and actions. Papa the Bear has some advice for one of the other Real Housewives cities. We both think there's something about Mary, and it's not good. We tend to over-pack like Meredith; unpack this week's episode with us.2021-12-0947 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 11Meredith is finally out of the tub, and the ladies are dishing about Old Testaments and New Revelations. Catch up with us as we tell the tale of the Mysterious Forest book signing with Jennie Nguyen, her daughter Karlyn, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, and Lisa sister. This week, Hunter is ready to come to figurative blows with Mary. Papa the Bear chooses any option that could end with petting a dog. We're both ready to get out our raclette and get to cooking! It's cold in Vail, but it's steamy in the Hot Closet.2021-11-2546 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 10The Highway to Vail gave us one of the best episodes in Housewives history, and we couldn't miss our chance to talk about it. Hunter is ready to team up with Whitney for CSI:SLC. Papa the Bear is back on wig patrol. We both figure out why Meredith can't get out of the tub. With 2 podcasts in one week this one is coming out a little bit later, but as Seth would say, "Better late than ugly."2021-11-2050 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - Anniversary Bonus Episode with Jennie Nguyen from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake CityHappy Anniversary to us! One year ago, while on our honeymoon in Mexico, we decided to launch a podcast about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. A year later, and more Housewives cities later, we have a lot to celebrate! We're so happy to have Jennie from RHOSLC here in our own home to celebrate with us! We talk about Jennie's wonderful children, conflict with Mary, the van trip to Vail, and her incredible story of deep trials and high successes in life.2021-11-1752 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 9We have finished our carpool and are all caught up on Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. As a dialect expert, Hunter has plenty to say about Mary's Italian accent. Papa the Bear gives a thumbs down to the episode title. We both mourn the friendship of Jen Shah and Stuart. On the other hand, we can't contain our excitement about a super sized episode of our favorite show on television.2021-11-121h 09

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Reunion RecapAn epic RHOBH season 11 deserves an epic four part reunion. We break down the fashion, the drama, and the Erika Jayne of it all. Papa the Bear worries about Dorit's future on the show. Hunter is distracted by a dead appendage. We reveal the consequences for making Kathy Hilton cry. Next season is already filming. We might be recapping season 12 before you know it.2021-11-091h 02

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 8Our investigative journalism reveals the Wolf Pack of Secrets in this week's episode. By investigate journalism, that means we read headlines. This week Hunter finds Mary even more sus than usual. Papa the Bear is impressed by Jack Barlow. We reveal the fate of one of Heather Gay's sex gifts. This episode might be out a day later and a few minutes shorter, but it's packed full of our usual behind the scenes anecdotes and laughter. 2021-11-0446 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episodes 6 & 7It's a Slippery Slope when you're talking about Sex, Lies, and Sister Wives. We're back in the Hot Closet to catch up on two episodes of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week we find out that Hunter and Heather Gay have the same crush. Papa the Bear has plenty to say about Lisa's involvement in Cater-gate. We both agree that Mary is really not interested in filming with the other ladies...or her husband. Join us for more behind-the-scenes info and in-your-face laughter now that the Housebears are back from vacation.2021-10-281h 02

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 5Hold my drink. Bravo just gave us an episode name with a cocktail and the word "bear" in it. We're in! This week Papa the Bear professes his love for Heather Gay after their magical date night with Amy Grant. Hunter is ordering the Business Women's Special with Jennie. We both want to be part of Guys' Night Out. It's cold in Salt Lake City, but we're on fire!2021-10-1454 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 20Ooops! Looks like there was some technical difficulties and last week's RHOSLC was uploaded. All fixed now! Let go of your Old Grudges while the Housebears recap Crystal's Chinese New Year Finale. This week, our little boy has grown up. We find out that Hunter has arrived at true Bravoholic status and is listening to Radio Andy on his way to work. #justiceforhelvetica Papa the Bear is feeling a little bit extra shady. We both want to live on the Kathy Hilton/Jesus planet. We're celebrating the finale of an incredible season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Com...2021-10-1151 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 20Let go of your Old Grudges while the Housebears recap Crystal's Chinese New Year Finale. This week, our little boy has grown up. We find out that Hunter has arrived at true Bravoholic status and is listening to Radio Andy on his way to work. #justiceforhelvetica Papa the Bear is feeling a little bit extra shady. We both want to live on the Kathy Hilton/Jesus planet. We're celebrating the finale of an incredible season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Come celebrate with us!2021-10-1151 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 4You don't have to worry about "Friendship Roulette" when you're hanging out with your favorite Bears. This week, Hunter wishes that he was doing sideline commentary with Heather Gay and Whitney Rose. Papa the Bear thinks the ladies of SLC have never looked better. We both are trying to get our hands on some of Jen Shah's jewelry. There's no gambling with this episode; you're guaranteed a good time!2021-10-0751 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 18 & 19Another two episode week, catching up on "Del Mar by the Shade" and "Over Poured and Over Board," episodes 18 and 19 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Hunter gets so excited this week that he deletes his notes on episode 18 while recording the podcast. Papa the Bear explains why Kyle Richards will be the last standing Housewife of Beverly Hills. We both play Never Have I Ever with the ladies, and it turns out that there isn't much we haven't done. Come play along this week as we ramp up for next week's season finale!2021-10-041h 09

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 3We went "Fishing for the Truth" at Beauty Lab and Laser, and found it with the Star of Episode 3, Dre Robinson! This week, the role of Hunter Harden is played by Meredith Marks. Papa the Bear loses his virginity at Beauty Lab and Laser. We both want to do Saturday science projects with Karlyn. After weeks of begging for ratings and reviews, we introduce a new challenge with the Live Love Lab Podcast. It's another week of hysterical behind-the-scenes anecdotes and recaps of our favorite show on television.2021-10-011h 03

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 2We have no Icy Apologies for crowning Whitney's confessional the best Housewife confessional of all time. This week, Hunter dissects why Mary should really be concerned about children having too much access. Papa the Bear is still entertained by the season 2 taglines. We're both drinking the Jen Shah juice. We have more behind the scenes secrets, and some secrets that are yet to be revealed. Listen to this week's episode to find out more!2021-09-2355 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 16 & 17We promised you that there would be 2 episodes this week and we threaten you to have a good time listening. This week's podcast is a Tale of Two Beverly Hills episodes. Hunter offers his services to Dorit to help her with the French language and her British accent. Papa the Bear supports the public opinion of Garcelle, Sutton, and Kathy's contribution to this season. We both want a private shopping event with Sutton. You might not be able to believe any of Erika's stories these days, but do believe that you'll have a laugh hearing us talk about them.2021-09-201h 10

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2; Episode 1SALT LAKE CITY IS BACK and these Bears couldn't be more excited! This week we recap the season premiere of season 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and we also recap watching at the Beauty Lab & Laser watch party with Heather Gay and Jen Shah. #BravoatBeautyLab Join us for some behind the scenes details that you will only hear on our podcast. Even though this is a new season, some things never change. Papa the Bear is still swooning over Meredith. Hunter is still annoyed by Brooks. Mary is wearing everything in her closet. Whitney is still st...2021-09-161h 17

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 14 & 15We normally try to find a creative way to incorporate the names of the episodes in our recap description, but this week we're just going to call this "Jurassic Rinna." Papa the Bear crowns Crystal with the Most Beautiful award with her gorgeous dress and styling at the Rinna Beauty party. Hunter reminds us of his roots in France and how Patrick is doing it all wrong. We both spend a minute reminiscing about the good ol' days of Munchausen's syndrome. You don't have to give away your first born to enjoy this week's recap of episodes 14 and 15 of the...2021-09-051h 04

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 12 & 13We're so glad to be back in the Hot Closet to chat about two amazing episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! RHOBH is back and as good as it has ever been. We're sure you'll feel the same way about this episode. Hunter puts Lisa Rinna back on his bad list. Papa the Bear is thrilled that Dorit is getting more screen time. We both want to share a shrimp dinner with Kathy. There's no Circle of Distrust with us. Seasons Grillings!2021-08-2254 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOSLC Season 2 Trailer RecapThe trailer is here! The trailer is here! We've been waiting so long, and finally the season 2 trailer of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived. It sure is chilly up in here. We break down what we see in the trailer and what we know about the behind-the-scenes. It was really exciting to have personal memories of the things we were seeing on our television and are excited to share those memories with you! We'll be back next week with a full recap of RHOBH episodes 12 and 13.2021-08-1515 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 11Did the "Ice Queen of the Desert" give away too much this week? Is she doing Tom's P.R.? Those are some of the questions that we're asking about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Hunter is also asking about Confucius and how high he is on a pot. Papa the Bear thinks that croquet for Housewives is stupid. We're both grateful for Kathy's levity during such an intense season. Enjoy some more levity on us when you listen to this week's episode of The Real Housebears.2021-08-0842 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 10This week Beverly Hills has "Affairs and Accidents." We just have accidents. We're still on Team Erika Jayne, but Papa the Bear is starting to get a little suspicious. We talk about Hunter's voyeurism and that fact that he is not thrilled with his edit on the podcast. Papa the Bear is the tongue tied co-host this week while Hunter leads the charge in the second half. There are lots of reasons to laugh at Kathy, and we hope that there are plenty of reasons to laugh along with us.2021-07-2541 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 8 & 9We're back this week to give you "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Leather Pants" about "The Pretty Meltdown." This week we recap both episodes 8 and 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Before we do, we both throw some love at our local Salt Lake City Housewife, Heather Gay. In Beverly Hills, Hunter (once again) warns Garcelle of the dangers of men who are hung like horses. Papa the Bear is craving some Dorit meat. We both wonder what else is inside Kathy Hilton's bag. Maybe that's where Hunter's traditional cocktail is this week.2021-07-1857 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - BONUS EPISODE: Whitney and Justin Rose from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake CityHappy Independence Day! We are celebrating with a special bonus episode of our interview with Whitney and Justin Rose of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We had the wonderful opportunity to meet with Whitney and Justin at their home to have a great chat about relationships, careers, and Housewives of course. Learn which Housewives Whitney would be stranded with on an island. We pressure Justin for his Housewives tagline. Check out our social media to see The Housebears rocking our Whitney Rose tagline t-shirts and behind the scenes clips of our visit to their home. You...2021-07-041h 07

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 7This might be a bit of a filler episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but we have nothing but great things to say about it...mostly. Hunter does his best Kathy Hilton impression. We both have lots of love for Sutton. Papa the Bear shares his fantastic night at RHOSLC's Whitney Rose's Pop-Up Shop event. After a heavy episode or two, we enjoyed the levity of this week's "Defining Women."2021-07-0447 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 6We're a day late, but our recap of "The Liberation of Erika" is worth the wait! This week in the news has been all about Erika. This week in Housewives, Papa the Bear appreciates Garcelle for her gifts. Siding with Garcelle, Hunter doesn't appreciate Papa the Bear for one of his gifts. Learn Hunter's opinion of weekend D and hear Papa the Bear get more embarrassed than he's probably ever been.2021-06-2951 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 5The ladies don't seem all that divided in the "Divided States of Erika." Our tease from last week about Housewives-related news is finally revealed!!! Everyone was worried about who won the election, but we were just worried about "Who wore it better?" Hunter is plane full of puns. Papa the Bear gives Sutton some fashion love. We promise to deliver way more than this week's episode did about Erika's impending divorce and lawsuit.2021-06-2047 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 4Some ladies were "overexposed," but we certainly did not get enough of Dorit or Kathy Hilton this week. Papa the Bear gives us a bird lesson; gulls to be exact. Hunter is curious about what's hiding beneath Erika Jayne's sunglasses. We both wonder when Garcelle will start having fun. Beverly Hills is starting off with a great season, and we're having a blast making each other laugh through each episode.2021-06-1453 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episode 3We could barely contain our excitement for this week's PRIDEcast! "Sutton's Gotta Give" us a break from her antics. We love Kathy Hilton even more than the week before. Hunter says something nice about Lisa Rinna. We finally talk taglines, and Papa the Bear isn't pleased. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. Happy Pride!2021-06-071h 05

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHOBH Episodes 1 & 2It's the season premiere! Welcome to Season 3 of The Real Housebears covering Season 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week we recap both the premiere episode, Dressed to the 90210s, and episode 2, Two Truths and a Lie. We also can't start Beverly Hills before we wrap up the New Jersey reunion. There's a lot to talk about this week! Enjoy another super sized episode to celebrate the Diamonds of Beverly Hills!2021-05-301h 18

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 13This House of Horrors snuck up on us! Can you believe it's already the RHONJ finale? Luis is finally revealed. Hunter talks chicken arms. Papa the Bear discovers the mystery of why David isn't ever on the show. As with the Housewives that we cover, that means that it's our season finale too! This week we share the next stage of Summer Lovin with the Housebears.2021-05-1756 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 12Happy Mothers' Day! Unfortunately we didn't get to meet "Teresa's Mystery Man" this week, but there was plenty of talk about him. Hunter shares his pineapple conspiracy theory. Papa the Bear is not so much into the fashion this week. We share a new furniture storyline with Jennifer Aydin. Join us back in the Hot Closet for another fun episode!2021-05-0947 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episodes 10 and 11We're back in the Hot Closet! We make up for lost time and cover 2 episodes of RHONJ this week. The drama is pretty small in New Jersey, but emotions are big. Papa the Bear weighs in on Teresa's attendance at the Turkish Tea Party. Hunter wants to see the butt kissing video up close. We both feel the cringe of Joe's "Broken Woman" speech. We hope to not miss any more episodes, unless our dream book writing deals land us on a yacht.2021-05-031h 10

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 9We never imaged that this season would be all about Teresa's "Pineapple Puss." In our recap of what seems like Bravo After Dark's Housewives of New Jersey, Papa the Bear figures out Teresa and Jackie's dirty little secret. Hunter secures his friendship with Frank, by not talking about him as much. Take a ride on our Tilt-O-Wirl at the carnival that is The Real Housebears Podcast.2021-04-1859 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 8In honor of Nono's "Memorial Mayhem" there's real mayhem in the Hot Closet this week. Hunter's wildest fantasies are realized when he started a real relationship with Frank. Papa the Bear makes a plan for the afterlife. We both simultaneously crack the code on Teresa's tagline. It's all pineapple and lemon from here!2021-04-111h 06

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 7"Old Feuds Never Die," just like Hunter's love for Frank. This week we address the recent Housewives news in Salt Lake City. In New Jersey, Papa the Bear is offended by the cheese abuse. We both are scarred from the image of Melissa getting in Teresa's face. Did we mention how much Hunter loves Frank? This is another week of us cracking each other up. Come have a laugh with us!2021-04-0448 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episodes 5 & 6We're BAAAACK!!! We've been gone celebrating Hunter's birthday and collecting Housewives fur. This week we're making up for lost time! We have two New Jersey episodes to cover while we still try to have enough time for Hunter to share his undying lust for Frank. Papa the Bear sheds light on what it means to be a female Gorga by blood. We missed you while we were gone. We hope this episode makes up for it. 2021-03-291h 11

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Meet the Real Housewives of Reality PodcastThere will not be a new episode of The Real Housebears Podcast this week. We will return next week and recap both episodes 5 and 6 of Season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. In the meantime, check out our fun interview with The Real Housewives of Reality podcast. This was previously posted by The Real Housewives of Reality podcast last month. If you missed it there, enjoy it here.2021-03-231h 28

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 4What was "Redone and Rewound" this week was the storyline for season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we are absolutely ok with that! Hunter would most prefer that this episode was about his birthday (coming up this week, in case you didn't hear). Papa the Bear admires Teresa's backside. We both toast to Jackie's toasts. We can think of tens of thousands of reasons to listen to this weeks episode of The Real Housebears.2021-03-1557 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 3The Real Housebears are "Guys Gone Wild" recapping this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Hunter and Papa the Bear evaluate this season's taglines. We find out in this episode that we've all been punk'd for the past few months by those pesky Bravo editors. Teresa delivers one of Papa the Bear's favorite Teresa moments. You know Hunter loves any episode that gives us New Jersey husband time. Come have a laugh with us as we get a laugh at the ladies of New Jersey!2021-03-071h 00

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 2 and RHOSLC Reunion Episode 3Saying goodbye to the inaugural season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deserves a super-sized episode. This week we wrap up the incredible first season of RHOSLC. We're not saying "goodbye"; we're saying "see you soon"! We also discuss our dream All-Star Housewives casts, and follow the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to Lake George. Tune in as we talk about who's getting "licked up and down" this week.2021-02-281h 20

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears - RHONJ Season 11: Episode 1 and RHOSLC Reunion Episode 2It's the Season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housebears Podcast! We're still covering The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion while diving into the institution that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Hunter discovers the path from Teresa Guidice to Jen Shah. Papa the Bear feels conflicted about the fate of several of the women. Who do you think is the winner of this week's episode? Hello! Welcome to Season 2 of The Real Housebears....Podcast!2021-02-211h 19

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears Bonus Episode - Live Love Lab: The Housebears CutYou might have heard the Real Housebears on the Beauty Lab + Laser podcast Live Love Lab with Dre and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Heather Gay. Well, you haven't heard The Housebears Cut. Listen to additional footage including Papa the Bear and Heather Gay reenacting the entire script and score of Grease 2 while Dre and Hunter hold each other and laugh. Hunter discusses his favorite Housewives husbands. It's an overall good time with four "goodtime girls." 2021-02-2056 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 14Cure your Valentine's Day hangover with The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City finale! This is our final episode before moving to a new city, but there is still plenty to say about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion. Mary M Cosby wakes up, but there's no way she can keep up with Lisa Barlow. Heather Gay gives some of the best lines of the season. There are also plenty of opportunities to talk about balls. What more do you need in an episode? Just when you think it's time to say goodbye, your story is just beginn...2021-02-151h 10

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 13This was a super sized finale, so we're giving you a super sized episode of The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City. This week we found that there are no "Chilly Receptions" at Beauty Lab + Laser, but it's actually a place where dreams come true. You're not going to believe what a wild week this has been! Join us as we wrap up what we think has been one of the greatest first seasons of any Housewives franchise. Mary and Papa the Bear are rival choir directors, while Hunter and Meredith are a masked duo. Our search for Vida is ov...2021-02-071h 19

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 12Better late than never! Trust us when we say that it has been killing us to talk about these "Sinners in the City"! This week we talk about why episode 12 is up there in the Pantheon of greatest Housewives episodes of all time. We try to get to the bottom of Jen Shah's anger. Hunter experiences a fashion moment. We also share a big announcement about the future of the Housebears! Go BALListic with us for another wild recap!2021-02-021h 03

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 11Surprise! Your bears came early this week! We're really embracing this week's episode title "All Bets Are Off." This is our favorite episode to date! Not only because of what the ladies of The Great Salt Lake are bringing us, but also because we had the most fun being together and talking about this week's episode. Find out which celebrity BFF's remind Papa the Bear of Heather Gay and Sharrieff Shah. Why is the Salt Lake City airport so significant? Hunter breaks the code on Jen Shah's tagline.2021-01-231h 04

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 10Who would you say is "In Hot Water" this week? Hunter gives insight to what Jen Shah is going through with his own personal experience. Papa the Bear shares his hot springs trauma. We finally reveal the exciting news that we've been teasing for the past few weeks. Join us this week for neglected lips, menacing tumbleweeds, and a whole lot more!2021-01-181h 08

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 9This week is called "Hip Hop and Heartbreak", but we're not heartbroken at all about this week's wild episode! Hunter finds common ground with Brooks. Whitney gives Papa the Bear the Housewives gift he's always wanted. We also decide on the official drinking rules of the show. Tune in this week as we discuss dance moves, penguin armies, and so much more!2021-01-111h 06

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 8Our "Hot Tub Confession" is that we really miss Mary this week. Find out of which boss Lisa reminds us, and how she has impacted our lives in a positive way. Jen seems a bit less bossy when Coach Shah is around. We are both moved by Meredith and Seth's reconciliation, but aren't buying Whitney's dad's plea to leave Sober Living. Heather Gay once again proves why she is our spirit animal. Join us this week as we offer our commentary, discuss snowmobiling fashion, and look forward to a bright new year.2021-01-0449 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 7There might be a "Fashion Faux Pax" moment or two in this episode, but there are also plenty of fun times and memorable scenes. Hunter gets one final word (hopefully) on Brooks. Papa the Bear has no negative words about Mary's wig (for once). We get Park City Fashion Week, Goals, Stripper Poles, Chewbacca, and Meatballs! We really cracked each other up this week. Laugh with us!2020-12-2849 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 6"Sundance City" was a bit different, so we have a lot to talk about! Mary dances up to Jen to end the drama. Heather gets a hot hookup. We get more time with Stuart. Lisa is the Queen of Sundance. Hunter still doesn't know which one is Lisa and which one is Meredith. There's even a Vanderpump Rules crossover. We had a lot of fun watching and even more fun talking about this week's episode.2020-12-2159 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 5We get to finish talking about the "Ladies Who Lunch" at the Met Gala Cocktail Luncheon in episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Find out this week how Hunter finally fell in love with Lisa. We also discuss how we feel about Meredith falling out of love with Seth. Papa the Bear loves Whitney's dedication to her dad, but loves her brand of shade even more. Join us as we discuss these storylines and more on The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City Podcast!2020-12-131h 01

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 4We have "Roaring Emotions" about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Why is Jen acting so strongly towards Meredith and Mary, "who f***ed her grandfather"? How can the Met Gala happen at noon in Salt Lake City? How can we get our hands on lollipop chicken drumsticks? Join us as we answer these questions and more on The Real Housebears of Salt Lake City podcast!2020-12-0755 min

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 3We're back home in Salt Lake City! We agree with Heather Gay that "Everybody Needs A Switzerland," but what we're really focused on is that There's Something About Mary. We have a lot of opinions about Mary (and her wig). Hunter needs to get something off his chest; that something is Brooks. Papa the Bear is trying to turn a new leaf. Join us as we recap and share our thoughts on our favorite ladies of Salt Lake City!2020-12-011h 01

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 2"A Snow Mountain of Trouble" and a snow mountain to unpack! It's our last week in Cabo for our honeymoon, but the ladies from Salt Lake City make us feel like we're home. We recap skiing, tequila, and more drama from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, episode 2. 2020-11-231h 01

The Real HouseBears PodcastThe Real Housebears of Salt Lake City - RHOSLC Season 1; Episode 1Welcome to our first episode! We were so excited when the Housewives came to our home town that we just had to talk about it! Need to catch up before episode 2? Listen as we recap the first episode of Season 1.2020-11-181h 21