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SAPIR ConversationsS19E2: A Jewish Sovereign Wealth Fund — Yes or No?American Jewry has long thrived in a society built on institutions. But today, we live in an anti-establishment age, where subtlety fuels suspicion and open displays of power are seemingly valued for their authenticity. In this environment, should America’s Jews think and act like a state, as Jordan Chandler Hirsch argues in his essay “The Need for a Jewish Sovereign Wealth Fund”? Or is this proposed cure an abandonment of the features that have long defined American exceptionalism — and the Jewish experience within it, as Roger Zakheim argues in response.On December 8, SAPIR Editor-in-Chi...
2025-12-1754 min
Locked On Fantasy Baseball - Daily MLB Fantasy PodcastJunior Caminero's EXPLOSIVE Season | Will He Be a FIRST-ROUND Pick in 2026?Tampa Bay Rays' fantasy baseball landscape for 2026 takes shape with Junior Caminero's explosive 45-homer season. Is he the next big thing in fantasy drafts?Host Dominick Martino analyzes the Rays' roster, highlighting Caminero's breakout and Chandler Simpson's 44-steal potential. Key discussions include Drew Rasmussen's consistency, Shane Baz's struggles, and prospects Theo Gillian and Brody Hopkins. Josh Lowe and Jonathan Aranda emerge as potential value picks, while Carson Williams' development bears watching.Discover how the Rays' mix of established stars and rising talent could reshape your fantasy strategy for 2026.0:00 Intro: Junior Caminero and Shane...
2025-10-1631 min
Theo Vonn - Biography FlashTheo Von's Comedic Rise: Beacon Theatre Milestone, Louis C.K. Interview, and the Return of the RatTheo Vonn BioSnap a weekly updated Biography.Theo Vonn has been especially active over the past several days with a string of live performances and podcast episodes generating buzz in both traditional media and across social platforms. On September 18, Theo delivered a sold-out late night set at The Stand in New York City, which reportedly drew a diverse crowd and featured new material that referenced his ongoing Big Dumb Eyes World Tour, making waves among local comedy insiders according to The Stand NYC. Over the weekend, chatter around Theo surged on Threads after UFC star Michael Chandler posted...
2025-09-2403 min
The Joe Vulpis PodcastFX'S ALIEN: EARTH CAST INTERVIEW with SYDNEY CHANDLER and BABOU CEESAY!Alien: Earth stars Sydney Chandler and Babou Ceesay dive into FX’s thrilling new sci-fi series. We talked about the show’s high-stakes premise, their characters, and the unique challenges of bringing an otherworldly story to life. Especially working with practical effects on such a legendary franchise! Sydney opened up about the intense preparation and physical demands of the role, while Babou shared insight into the moral and philosophical questions the series raises as well as working with his child. The on-set atmosphere, the heart of Alien: Earth, and why they think audiences will be hooked from the very firs...
2025-08-1610 min
DEEPER RHYTHMS/SYNTHESIS RADIODetroit DreamingTRACKLIST:Kuniyuki - All These Things (Theo Parrish Remix Vocal Version) Has_Lo - Fiber Optics Marcellus Pittman - In Due Time (Ricardo Miranda Remix) (Ricardo Miranda Remix) Onsra - So Good Rick Wade, Kuniyuki - Beautiful World (Kuniyuki Remix) Theo Parrish - Theo Parrish - Lost Angel Thomas Bangalter - On Da Rocks Theo Parrish - Overyohead (24bit) Jeff Mills - Methane Bubbles Laurence Guy - Gone Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass Willrijk...
2025-08-022h 27
Future ProjectionEpisode 126: Jacob Misiorowski, Blue Jays & Rays ProspectsBen and Carlos talk about the strides that Brewers righthander Jacob Misiorowski is making with his strike-throwing in the early parts of the 2025 season. The two move onto a number of up-arrow Blue Jays prospects, including recent first rounders shortstop Arjun Nimmala and righthander Trey Yesavage. After that the two dig into a mixed bag for the Rays, with good starts from 1B Xavier Isaac, OF Theo Gillen and others but some lingering questions with SS Carson Williams and INF Brayden Taylor.–Time Stamps(0:00) Intro(5:30) Jacob Misiorowski(19:00) Arjun Nimmala(26:30) Trey Yesavage(36:00) Johnny King(39:00) Rays(40:00) Ca...
2025-05-231h 08
Bussin' With The BoysMark Normand Tells All; Theo Von Friendship & Kill Tony Moments + The Masters & UFC 314 PredictionsRecorded: April 4th, 2025 On this week's Episode of Bussin' With The Boys, Will Compton and Taylor Lewan have stand-up comedian Mark Normand on the bus! Will and Taylor break down their preview of their favorites for The Masters and whether or not Michael Chandler can take down Paddy “The Baddy” Pimblett at UFC 314. Then they kick things off with a full weekend recap—Will has fully adopted Ashton Hall's morning routine, and Taylor’s been on his handy man era, fixing a flood in his basement during a huge storm in Nashville. Certified legend a...
2025-04-082h 27
Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#64 Theo’s Poetry: It Looks Like It RoadkillWelcome to a poetic episode of Inside the Mind of a Child Genius - the show where dyslexic adults make fun of children! In this episode, join 3 poetry experts and Theo as we learn what sadness smells like, what anxious people think about all the time, and what’s actually scary about zombies (we’re worried about their mental health). We will regale in the tales of Theo’s composer group that’s either Marxist or MAGA (he doesn’t know, he wasn’t paying attention), and how he almost won a poetry competition that’s either a really big deal or a...
2025-01-151h 12Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#63 Dragons of TheoWorldToday we’re joined by our resident spatial-relations expert: Cousin Ian. In this episode we’ll test his masterful knowledge of space and relations - starting with a fictional list of dragons that Theo drew and described as a child genius. Our intelligent discussion will lead to many interesting topics that teach you how to:
Inflate a small man with compressed air
Steal sugary bread from an insect-man with 700 greedy children
Become an irresistible passenger to your Driver’s Ed teacher
Swipe a hand kiss from a matriarch
And stay t...
2024-11-211h 04
The Joe Vulpis PodcastDWTS CHANDLER KINNEY INTERVIEW! Brandon Armstrong, Weekly Recap, Pretty Little Liars, ZOMBIEDChandler Kinney, celeb on Dancing With The Stars is an actress who stars in Disney's ZOMBIES, Pretty Little Liars Original Sin, and dancing on DWTS with Brandon Armstrong. The two have been at the top of the leaderboard and Chandler sits down for an Interview with Joe Vulpis (THATS ME) on Lightweights Podcast. Talking all about weeks 3 and 4, what she expected from the show, the hit song We Own The Night, celebrity guest judges, showmances, her partner, choreography, acting, disney auditions, pretty little liars ending, and so much much. Dancing with the Stars airs...
2024-10-151h 24
The Joe Vulpis PodcastBRANDON ARMSTRONG & CHANDLER KINNEY of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Weekly Recap, Wife, and TabloidsBrandon Armstrong is a pro dancer on the massive show Dancing With The Stars. He is partnered this season with Chandler Kinney and has placed at the top of the leader board for the past 2 weeks! This is Brandon's 7th season on the show and speaks about his growth as a pro dancer, partnering with Lindsay Arnold, his co-workers Alan Bersten and Ilona Maher, and how he met his wife Brylee. He also answers your questions!Check out Brandon here: BRANDONARMSTRONG on all socials!Watch the video version here...
2024-10-011h 07Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#62 Theo’s Fifth Grade Feedback 4/4: Lump of Oinking MudWelcome to the grand finale of Theo’s Fifth Grade Year in Review! In this episode, we follow the heartwarming story of three unlikely animal friends: Daniel, Theo, and Joseph as they are dipped in mud, guilt-tripped by Girl Scouts, beefed by a famous rapper, and saddled with predatory loans as children. Will they overcome all odds to be memorialized on TikTok with Ed Sheeran music, or will they be doomed to an eternity of hanging out with the Manning brothers? Tune in to find out!
Also in this episode: “It looked like the Devil, but without his...
2024-08-091h 08Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#61 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 3/4: True Sin PodcastIn this gripping episode of our true crime podcast, Theo’s unsettling no-teeth smile sparks a chilling conversation. Is he a psychopath or something? Turns out he isn’t, but join us as we explore questions like this and over 100 crimes - including crimes we’re committing while we record!
We delve into the bizarre concept of a mail hole, uncover the secrets of a man with a fake limp, and question Daniel’s motivation to hide while he does yard work.
Prepare yourself for a disturbing look into the darker side of humanity, also Pokémon...
2024-08-091h 15Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#60 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 2/4: My Eyes Are Up HereHave you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to us invent a new sport? Right, I didn’t think so, but you’re here now, so might as well! Let’s just say, things get pretty sticky (because of velcro, and magnetics, and stuff - nothing weird). While we were at it we also invented a new form of music - CPR Jazz - but you’ll need a professional basketball player, a dog, and a mini saxophone to pull it off.
Of course, we also continue through Theo’s fifth grade review and today we learn that his s...
2024-08-0754 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#59 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 1/4: Sneezisode 1: Predestination Middle SchoolThe meaning of no recess is life that not fun. But this episode IS fun! We’re reading all about Theo’s masochistic, possibly Calvinist middle school which used gamified punishments and Schrodinger’s homework passes.
We’re also giving you betting tips for the Super Bowl that already happened! Will the Nude Maids win? Can the Unicorns really beat the Dragons? Or will Peasant’s Academy rise to the top? Even though Daniel’s a time traveler, he’s not much help, since he’s recording this years after the NFL has disbanded.
And remember, if you have any questions about...
2024-08-071h 01
This Past Weekend w/ Theo VonInvestigative Reporter Nate HalversonNate Halverson is an independent investigative reporter and producer behind the documentary “The Grab” which explores the international race to control access to food and water. He also writes for the Center For Investigative Reporting covering topics such as organized crime, social media, food access, economic inequality and more. Nate Halverson joins Theo to talk about what he learned producing his documentary “The Grab”, why every world power is working to control the access of food and water, the financial incentives behind it, what he saw firsthand in countries affected by this, why China is buying large amounts o...
2024-06-132h 16
Là Où Vous Êtes - Ness RADIO Monthly Showlà où vous êtes #43 / fail, spectacularly / NessRadio 2024-03Monthly NessRadio show, some House Music shared
by MoMeWi & Dj Sunshine!
Open yourself, your desires and fail spectacularly, try, you'll get guts to be who you are.
On air @ nessradio.com :
Jeudi / 21 Mar / 22h - 00h (Paris time)
Dimanche / 24 Mar / 21h00 - 23h00 (Paris time)
1st Hour, Eric (aka momewi) with bangers from:
Kerri Chandler, Spinna, Shino Black, Blaze, Bebeto, Alexander Hop, Los Hermanos Detroit, DJ Jauche, Barbara Tucker, Theo Parrish, Oveous
2nd Hour, Fred (aka Sunshine) with bangers from:
Jazzanova, Boo William, Marie joly, beastbyhand, orlando voorn, Trinidadian deep, boddhi satva, serge Negri, Manoo, dj rdaye, fska mash & da...
2024-03-202h 02
Darker Than Wax FMDarker Than Wax FM #405 w/ Marco Weibel • 2nd March 2024• DTW FM #405 •
Hosted by:
Marco Weibel
(@marcoweibel)
Tracklist:
Darryn Jones - Heat Of The Night
Ivan Conti - Oi!
Fumio Itabashi & Kanagawa Philharmonic Orchestra - Watarase feat.Yuki Kaneko Symphonic Poem
Louisa Mark - Caught You In A Lie
Theo Parrish & Maurissa Rose - Free Myself
Fatima - Love On Acid
Seawind - Enchanted Dance
Gaussian Curve - Fever Dream
Theo Parrish - Walking Thru the Sky (Liberation Mix)
Blaze - #6 Hubert St. (feat. Piano Man) (Anything Goes At The Party)
musclecars - Ha Ya! (Eternal Life)
Kerri Chandler - We All R 1
The Whole Truth - Believe (Original Mix)
Kats...
2024-03-071h 57Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#58 Seth’s Stories 3/3: The Unorganizer: Warlock VibesIn this episode, join hosts Theo, Joseph, Daniel, and Seth as they delve into the intricate backstory of a shed’s origins and the chaotic contents of a box within. Along the way, you may learn how to place a minor curse on a collection of miscellaneous hardware, test out a new therapist, and even find your life’s purpose with a stack of doormats. We’ll delve deep into topics such as: writing a best selling book, coming up with great insults, and finally getting ChatGPT to love you. Tune in for an episode that promises to ignite your s...
2024-02-281h 37Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#57 Seth’s Stories 2/3: Animal Kid: Hold on I’m Noticing ThingsAre you into survival novels, portal science fiction, and Mary Poppins? Then we have the story for you! This episode includes tips for setting a world record, contacting Kevin Bacon, acing standardized writing tests, and beating level one of Crash Bandicoot. It also has classic ITMOACG gags like Theo’s harebrained schemes to skip a grade, gratuitous references to Pokemon, and at least one joke only translators can understand!
Warning: You WILL get sick if you listen to this episode!
Also in this episode: “These kids aren’t gonna dunk o...
2024-02-051h 00Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#56 Seth’s Stories 1/3: Obituary and Thanksgiving: Confront Death, Children!Seth is on the podcast, and he’s got a muffin to eat! He has also written several stories, and in this episode we discuss his premature and geographically confusing obituary as well as his gratitude for reality. This episode really has it all: butt wiping hacks, comedy that grows exponentially, cat pee rainbows, mystery jokes, and a lot of homophones.
If you don’t think this episode is good, that doesn’t bother us at all. We actually didn’t really want it to be good or bad - or on the brink of being bad. We just...
2024-01-2252 min
Encore HoustonEpisode 209: Loop38Loop38 presents new music by Theo Chandler and Martha Horst, along with other works by contemporary composers.
2024-01-111h 26
The Daniel Cormier ShowDaniel Cormier TV - Daniel Cormier and Ben Askren REACT to emotional Sean Strickland + Ian Garry DRAMADaniel Cormier and Ben Askren are BACK with a BRAND NEW episode of Funky and the Champ. The fellas GO OFF on the Ian Garry comments made towards Sean Strickland after getting emotional on Theo Von's podcast. And don't miss Ben react to Jorge Masvidal tweeting out "unretired," claiming he'd DEFINITELY fight him again. Plus, DC and Askren break down the Conor McGregor return to the UFC and the significance of the Michael Chandler fight. 03:42 - Ian Garry calls out Sean Strickland06:18 - Sean Strickland on Theo Von's podcast09:05 - Ben Askren buys "How to...
2024-01-0435 min
Fantasy Football DailyTy Chandler, Noah Brown, and No One Else | Week 11 Waiver Wire PodcastJoe Dolan (@FG_Dolan) and Tom Brolley (@TomBrolley) navigate through a virtually empty Week 11 Waiver Wire, but still manage to dig up some lower-rostered names to help you for the 2023 fantasy football stretch run!
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Want to join a high-stakes dynasty league -- or any other high-stakes league? All new FFPC users get $25 off their first FFPC league of $35...
2023-11-1425 min
Press CoverageFFPC Main Event Special w/ Nelson SousaPress Coverage, Season 1, Episode 13: Nelson Sousa (@The_Franchise12) joins Theo Gremminger (@TheOGfantasy) as they live draft an FFPC Main Event and break down their process.--In this episode, Theo and Nelson provide valuable insights intoHow Ja'Maar Chase can be the WR1 this seasonThe case for Waddle and the WR-WR openingDon't Leave your drafts without Darren WallerHow Drake London can beat youThe case for targeting Mattison and Chandler as your RB1
2023-09-012h 02Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#55 Theo’s Tales 3/3: Stalin: Powerful Manly BabyComrades of the Glorious Collective! What do Obama, Dumbledore, and Joseph Stalin have in common? Why, they’re all honorable members of the Huffman’s Hall of Fame, of course! This episode is mostly about Comrade Stalin and his meteoric rise from peasant to propagandist. Along the way we’ll discuss aliens, pork bung, and terrorist cats.
This episode description is free to use in any school library!
Disclaimer: Stalin was a terrible person.
Also in this episode: “I might go after your pork bung and...
2023-08-2548 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#54 Theo’s Tales 2/3: Latin America: Wooly Worms and EggsWelcome back to another episode of your favorite misinformation-filled podcast! Well, maybe it’s not your favorite, but if that’s the case just consider this more misinformation. Today we’ll be lying to you about German folklore, how to wink, Latin America and much more! So grab Igor, your trusty Russian travel guide, and let’s go!
Also in this episode: “Thank god Joseph’s not in class today”, Go-Gurt, National Geographic, Mexico City, Mexico, Kingston, Jamaica, Port-au-Prince, Haiti, Brasilia, Brazil, Russia, United State of America, Shrek, Golden Goose, 3 Cowboys, Nostradamus, Rasputin, Rumpelstiltskin, Czar Nicholas II, Covid-19, Mart...
2023-08-151h 09Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#53 - Theo’s Tales 1/3: Eggsperiment: Farmhands OnlySo you want to listen to the latest episode of the official podcast for FarmhandsOnly.com? Here’s what you need to do:
Gather supplies
Challenge God’s existence
Create a black hole
Collect gold
Listen to the episode
If you don’t like this episode it’s because you didn’t do all of those steps right.
Also in this episode: “That fart noise lets me know that I’m safe with you.”, “It’s a free egg, don’t ask any questions.”, FarmersOnly, Homestar Runner, Covid-19, Oedipus, Yanni, Amelia Bedelia, Kroger, and Teletubbies.
2023-07-281h 14
S.W.Urban Night Grooves 216 by S.W. *Soulful Deep Bumpy Jackin' Garage House Business*Replay of Urban Night Grooves #216 featuring Heat Alliance, Kerri Chandler, Eric Kupper, B&S Concept, Sean McCabe, Jacssen & more. Enjoy another hour of quality underground soulful funky garage house grooves.
Tracklisting:
01. UNG Classic: Demon Ritchie - To Find a Friend [Serial Records] - 1998
02. UNG Classic: Schmoov! - Destination (JJ Dance Fiends Remix) [DiY Discs] - 2002
03. Eric Kupper pres. K-Scope - Blissed [Hysteria]
04. Sean McCabe - Take It On Up [De La Groove]
05. UNG Classic: Jazzie Joint - Give A Little Love (A Little Dub) [Nervous Records] - 1992
06. Kennedy - Where Is This Going (Serpico Remix) [Deep And Under Records]
07. Kerri...
2023-07-262h 02
Sonic Truth Dynasty Podcast11 BOLD DYNASTY PREDICTIONSSonic Truth Season 6, Episode 16: Alan Seslowsky from RotoWire is joined by The Podfather and Theo Gremminger from PlayerProfiler to deliver the BOLD TAKES.How bullish on Tony Pollards, Kenneth Gainwell and Ty Chandler can The Podfather possibly be?How high is too high on Jordan Addison?Why is Theo so bullish on the Cincinnati offense?Which rookie tight ends will smash in 2023?--Check out Press Coverage on iTunes ➔ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/press-coverage/id1695353849--⏱️ Get PlayerProfiler's Dynasty rankings and trade...
2023-07-061h 34Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#52 - The Biggest Snow in Theo’s LifeWe done did it! Another episode filled with infinite muffins, hot pets, and artsy puddles of slop!
In this episode you’ll learn how to antagonize a mean dog with a phalanx of children, and you may even learn a thing or two about what constitutes a puddle.
So settle in with a dollar slice of pizza, a live frog, and about 20 bottles of water for another fun episode of Inside the Mind of a Child Genius.
Disclaimer: This episode description is not intended to be an invitation for David Blaine to do ma...
2023-05-251h 13Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#51 - 51st Episode Retrospective Celebration Extravaganza!: In Solemn Remembrance of our Previous 50 EpisodesThe 50th episode of any podcast is a huge milestone, but the 51st is an even huger milestone! So while all the other podcasts celebrate their 50th, we’re celebrating our 51st because we’re better NOT because we forgot.
Also in this episode: “I’m Chatty Man now!”, “That dragon is on a quest. There’s never been a dragon that is more on a quest than Long-Fe.”, King Arthur, Gawain, 3 Cowboys, ChatGPT, Chismas, Thanksgiving, Island of the Dinosaurs, Misfortiounit, St Rohovenachi’s Deli, Kari Lake, Donald Trump, Hinge, Hallelujah, Quest of the Dragon, Jabanuba, green plant squirt juice...
2023-03-141h 09Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#50 - Theo’s Website 3/3: Johnny Appleseed Was a Strong MageGet ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure with Theo’s Website: The Video Game! Step into the shoes of young Theo, a quirky and lovable protagonist who enjoys activities such as roasting old people, women, and children, and scamming people in the online game Runescape.
Explore a vast open-world filled with bizarre activities, unique characters, and unforgettable moments. Participate in the Backyard Summer Olympics, attend an intro fest music festival, visit St. Rohovenachi’s Deli to tuck-in on some fish stuff, and even enjoy a massage without worrying about getting a boner. With a wide range of a...
2023-03-0853 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#49 - Theo’s Website 2/3: I’m Going to Name My Kid SuperbuttWelcome to the world's most expensive podcast ($40 billion)! In this episode we become the first podcast to make all our listeners go insane, so start saving up for some outsourced therapy.
Also, grab your checkbooks for a dystopian game of checkbook chicken and join us for a wild ride as we navigate through this crazy website with our spirit guide, Theo (or as many bullies call him, Slobbery), and learn how to act in the waiting room for therapy and hopefully avoid freak meat grinder accidents in the courtroom.
Also in this episode: “There are st...
2023-03-071h 21Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#48 - Theo’s Website 1/3: Don't Trust Other Theo SitesHold on to your reality! You’re about to explore an episode of a podcast that explores an archived website that explores the genius mind of a child with an internet connection, too much time on his hands, and a deep working knowledge of 90’s website culture and style. Discover the answers to questions like: Who is Mr. Butt? What is the “correct short” for Theo Chandler? And are movie files too big to put online?
But trust me, you’ll leave with more questions than answers.
Also in this episode: “Did you hear about how it was ‘...
2023-03-0653 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#47 - How to Raise a Kid 2/2: Loopholes in Sharia LawWelcome back to another installment of Joseph’s Big Book of Excuses! In today’s episode, you’ll hear Joseph’s excuses for:
Not having any friends
Not having a girlfriend
Not being able to play “college ball”
Having no confidence
And many more!
Listen and follow along with your own excuses!
Also in this episode: “I microwave my food!”, loopholesinsharialaw .com, Motorola, Home Depot, Apple, Pokemon, Saddam Hussein, Prius, the Hubble Space Telescope, TI-89, Libby, Lite-Brite, Instagram, Facebook, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Joe Biden.
2022-10-2653 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#46 - How to Raise a Kid 1/2: Racoon KingDo you want to be the guy whose clothes are always wet? Do you feel like the neighborhood dogs don’t need you? Are you wondering if Skechers makes shorts now? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then this delightful podcast episode will be a treat for your little ears. Listen to it.
Also in this episode: “Where’s my driving wine?”, “In Texas, we don’t just mess with alligators, we molest them.”, explosive diarrhea, Bob’s Butt Plug Emporium, Michigan State, and UNC.
2022-10-261h 18Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#45 - Jackie’s Writings 2/2: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People2022. The prime of the Inside the Mind of a Child Genius Podcast. The content - both of podcast and of the world in general - had never been better.
The happy story ends there.
What follows is a no-no and a big one: questionable math, even more questionable science, and an alarming amount of smugness. But if there’s one thing this episode makes clear, it’s that Herbert Hoover should have done…more. What’s your opinion?
Also in this episode: “I need to go look at a cat.”, “Now I love to poison myse...
2022-08-271h 25Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#44 - Jackie’s Writings 1/2: Adult DisappointmentJackie from the Fire the Canon Podcast visits for this exciting new mini season where we test multiple catchphrases, roast a grandpa, and revisit some particularly low points in our lives - in a fun way! Listen for tips on how to save positive money, distinguish between cats and possums, and even discover what it’s like to be a Republican.
Also in this episode: “Why do you smell like a bush?”, “You should see this shitty dog.”, “I went to a hard kindergarten.”, Jimmy Buffett, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, Zillow, Carolina Panthers, Apple Jacks, Ford, Walt Disney, a...
2022-08-271h 36Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#43 - Daniel's Diary 4/4: Peasant’s AcademyIn this episode we reach the end of Daniel’s ill-fated love story. It was a wild ride, and things got a little bit wilder this time with time-traveling love notes, woman-troll romance, orange juice benders, grandma roasting, Duolingo fetishes, and discounted sperm.
If that’s not enough for you, Daniel and Theo also reveal how they almost contributed to the field of eugenics in their own unfortunate ways.
Also in this episode: “Oh, were you popular? Whoops, I mean of course you were.”, “I would feel empowered talking to Poor Peasant.”, “The whole experience was a little e...
2022-06-291h 20Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#42 - Daniel's Diary 3/4: The Jag-OffsHave you ever wondered how to get out of traffic tickets or get great discounts at restaurants? Well, listen to this podcast and we’ll tell you! (It’s lying). We’ll also discuss some good tips on tricking people into making out with you or even getting two different people to kiss each other.
If you like unethical life hacks, then this is the episode for you!
Also in this episode: “Did you really have to pull out the honeycombs and lick them while you were driving?”, “You’re doing 70 in a school zone and that’s fuc...
2022-06-2843 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#41 - Daniel's Diary 2/4: Dear Uncle NastyIn this episode we're celebrating Valentine's Day with special guest, Daniel! We each have special mystery themes for this episode, not Valentine’s related in any way!
Daniel writes to his dear Uncle Nasty about his Sarah-based lovesickness, and tells him the secrets that he wants everyone to find out about. We also uncover the most astonishing reveal yet!
Also in this episode: “We all have a mystery theme y’all”, “That sounds like something Uncle Nasty does”, “That’s a good Valentine’s Day trick”, “I said a silent ‘Yes’ and walked on”, Meat Drink, Texas, Romeo and Juli...
2022-06-2654 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#40 - Daniel's Diary 1/4: The DoughboysIn this episode we're celebrating Valentine's Day with special guest, Daniel! Daniel had a strange, unsettling approach to love, as witnessed in his childhood journals. We start off in 1997, which was a bad year, especially for Mary-Jo.
Additionally, Theo opens up about a problem he's been having at work, and he asks his cousins for advice. We cover some World War I history as well.
Also in this episode: "I'm supposed to pee to this?", "Someone's gonna run into that ghost board!", Disney World, The Renaissance, Pillsbury Doughboy, The Doughboys, Joe Dirt, World War I...
2022-06-2658 min
Revenue ResolutionsLove, connection and collaboration with Tyson LaRoneI had a great conversation with Tyson LaRone who is known as the Warrior Philosopher on Tik Tok and is an all-around solid guy. We talked about how love does and doesn't change with changes in our lives.
From this conversation I took away the idea of "do I have examples in my life of who I claim to be?" And not just examples from way back when but in the past few weeks.
Tyson LaRone is a full time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai instructor as well as a Strength & Conditioning coach. He lives...
2022-04-261h 00Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#39 - Island of the Dinosaurs Bonus Episode: Fancy Little Bottom AttachmentIn this retrospective episode, we look back and try to make some sense of the insanity that was Island of the Dinosaurs. We’ve got revisions, bad Amazon reviews, theme park design, character superlatives, and more!
Also in this episode: “Thought for sure it would be a hamburger”, “He was taking the ass-route”, Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park, Disney, Cedar Point, Scarlett Johansson, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Amy Poehler, Timothee Chalamet, Drake, Jar Jar Binks, Angelina Jolie, Charlie Day, Daniel Radcliffe, Sean Bean, Jennifer Aniston, Ellie Kemper, Andy Serkis, and Jason Statham.
2022-04-0557 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#38 - Island of the Dinosaurs 14/14: Celebrate Good Times? Come On.Sweet relief, we’ve finally finished the Island of the Dinosaurs! In this episode we learn about Theo’s neurotic bowl-cutted rival from the young writers conference, discuss which accents you shouldn’t reinvent yourself with, and give a quick PSA about volcano eruptions.
Also in this episode: “Maybe he could have a father for once in his life.”, “It’d be a shame if your copter got crashed.”, Kool & the Gang, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, and Pokemon.
2022-03-1044 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#37 - Island of the Dinosaurs 13/14: Swim into LifeFun fact: this episode has no intro, and it’s our best intro yet! This time we get straight into the action, and boy is there a lot: swimming, looking, swinging, break dancing, dying, building flipping, tower building, table decorating, copter crashing, and running, lots of running. We sincerely hope you enjoy this efficient episode.
Also in this episode: “Hey, I’m the king of the skies!”, “What happened to all the chairs? And why are there so many table decorations?”, “Kevin’s with a girl he doesn't know. Run!”, “What are doing?”, Tekken, and Jurassic Park.
2022-03-0353 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#36 - Island of the Dinosaurs 12/14: Get the WoodThings are heating up on the island as Theo's beloved characters make insane decisions in the face of extreme danger.
Also in this episode: "They hit me with a very buoyant rock!", "The fish got less and less scared.", "He felt like he was now face to face with the devil, but the devil was mad!", Jurassic Park, Viagra
2022-02-2049 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#35 - Island of the Dinosaurs 11/14: Come at Us Drake: an Exceptionally Profitable EpisodeTheo would be totally humiliated if this rap went viral, so share this video with everyone you know (especially if you know Drake) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeqYiw8flA.
Also in this episode: “Kevin’s giant smile was impossible to fit through a door.”, “I know there will be something in the future, so I will vaguely expect that there will be a future.”, Pusha T, Survivor, and TED Talks.
2022-02-1044 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#34 - Island of the Dinosaurs 10/14: I’m Not a Poop, I’m an AngelBy the end of this spooky episode, Theo will be crazy! Not really, we actually just talk about dinosaurs, cool superpowers, stinky breath, and Pokémon the whole time. You’re going to love this episode, it’s just like dinner without the dinner!
Also in this episode: “His brown eyes were gray.”, “He didn’t want anyone to think he was a poop.”, “Three people left alone until one left.”, “The water was so hot if you put some in your mouth you would have blisters in a couple of seconds.”, WikiHow, Halloween, the Olympics, Pokémon, Jurassic Park, and
2022-02-011h 13Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#33 - Island of the Dinosaurs 9/14: Misfourtiounit CompyToday we introduce a new segment, and a new co-host! So settle in for another classic episode with these two [exploitive deletive] idiots, and whatever you do, don’t listen to the last 30 minutes of this episode! We’re really sorry.
Also in this episode: “It was already devouring its snack, now for the big meat!”, “You shouldn’t yell about your dino boner.”, “Kevin’s eyes burst open”, Jurassic Park 3, Home Improvement, Tim Allen, Home Alone, The Office
2022-01-211h 26Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#32 - Island of the Dinosaurs 8/14: Morning EditionGood morning and welcome back to Inside the Mind of a Child Genius with Sleepy and The Grog! This morning we have 3 tips to be more alpha, an exciting new recipe to spice up decomposing leaves, and one weird trick to make your cereal delicious!
Also in this episode: “What’s a T-Rex supposed to do? Not see you?”, fish baseball, Chex Quest, and Raisin Bran.
2022-01-1040 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#31 - Island of the Dinosaurs 7/14: The Pit with DerialHappy Spooky October New Year! I hope you're dressed to the nines because, new rule, you have to dress up to listen to this podcast. So grab your meat bucket and your vegetable bucket and tune-in to hear about haunted roombas, redneck dinosaurs, and millions upon millions of fish.
Also in this episode: "I bought a microwave here last week.", "I don't deserve to win.", "It was hungry, hungry for meat!", "Jump over the trick line! James did.", Texas blackouts, 3 Cowboys, WALMART, Halloween, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, 300, Star Wars, and Pokemon.
2022-01-011h 00Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#30 - Island of the Dinosaurs 6/14: T-Rex Loved the New Fresh Meat TasteI am made from erosion
And I am pleasant to see
You may find a secret
If you look behind me
Now for one final truth
That you may not find fair
I am where a dinosaur would have to jump around a pit of water by jumping straight
And turning in the air
Listen for the answer to this riddle, and much more!
Also in this episode: “It’s known for its crocodile-like head, you fool!”, “Now you want to know abo...
2021-12-2058 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#29 - Island of the Dinosaurs 5/14: Are These Dinos Horny or What?We finally talk about what’s on everyone’s mind: dinosaur sex.
Also in this episode: “Life was the punishment.”, “That was not good to do that.”, “Nothing really happened, but it could have.”, “Sort of like a honk from a goose.”, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Jurassic Park 3, and Drake.
2021-12-1046 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#28 - Island of the Dinosaurs 4/14: Beefisode 28: Tony the HawkIsland of the Dinosaurs is heating up! People are eaten, police are called, arms are injured, and characters are bullied by the narrator. If you’re having evil thoughts, take out the bad parts of your mind and replace them with this podcast!
Also in this episode: “Samantha ordered the pizza last night, I think she can call the police.”, “There’s one animal I haven’t controlled, the compy.”, Tony Hawk, Homestar Runner, and Jurassic Park
2021-12-0158 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#27 - Island of the Dinosaurs 3/14: Hot and WetIn season 2 we’re focusing on life’s big questions. What’s the best way to get revenge on someone at Target? How do you act like you pooped at a hockey game? What are some good excuses to cry? Where does the hot and wet stuff go? You will find satisfactory answers to all of these questions and more in this educational episode of season 2.
Also in this episode: “No oh no please no.”, “And then Sauron destroyed the ring for no reason.”, “No fungus.”, “Life finds a way, unless it gets puked on.”, Jurassic Park, Nashville Predators, U...
2021-11-2053 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#26 - Island of the Dinosaurs 2/14: People Infested IslandIn this episode we continue Theo’s exciting dinosaur-centric action story that definitely doesn’t take any inspiration from Jurassic Park. Joseph worries about looking like a terrorist, Theo goes through his old hard drive, and we reimagine Friends in the worst way possible.
Also in this episode: “How are the dinosaurs made by people? They didn’t.”, “This island is filled with dinosaurs only me and my group know about this.”, “Ray has no job, but we gotta bring Ray.”, Barney, the Unabomber, the Nesquik bunny, final moments of life photos, dinosaurs made out of junk food, and Jurassic
2021-11-101h 17Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#25 - Island of the Dinosaurs 1/14: Kink-Free Season 2 DebutWelcome to Season 2! We’re done being kinky and we’re ready to talk about some dinosaurs. Join us as we delve into the beginning of what is sure to be a wild ride. In this episode we discuss the very real economic concerns of a world with dinosaurs, discover an exciting new way to celebrate Tom or Jim day, and unpack young Theo’s fear of connecting flights.
Also in this episode: “My blood! How did you know that was the source of my power?”, “He wasn’t happy he was ready to cry”, “Oh cool tree, let’s look a...
2021-11-0154 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#24 - Paige’s Direy 2/2: Haunted PodcastHave a long road trip to make? Well, you could play classic car games like chess or Go, take in the sights of America, or pretend to be a dinosaur. But wouldn’t you rather listen to the world’s first haunted podcast?! Paige joins us again as we see visions of the shadow realm, scorch the Earth with our ideas, and play a morbidly aquatic game of baseball. So quit watching your new girlfriend use Facebook, and listen to this episode!
Also in this episode: “What we’re doing is fine because it’s not as bad as som...
2021-10-201h 06Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#23 - Paige’s Direy 1/2: TIM and GertieThis episode is fun fun wow! So grab your computer named Compotter, turn off Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff, and listen to one sad elephant person, his pleasant and intelligent wife, and their honest observer. That’s all for lemon, Warren’s coming bye.
Also in this episode: “They almost won! Normally they lose terribly.”, “There’s not really a better word for it, so why not just write it over and over again.”, “I had an emotion.”, “Life is pretty boring. Great! Let’s do it again.”, dressing like the Earth, Chirstmas 2003, and an A+ star.
2021-10-1047 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#22 - Tristan’s Tales 2/2: Blushisode 22: Cheetos, Chips, and Cheese, Please!What a better way to celebrate Tom or Jim Day than by having our first main character named Tom! Find out what happens to Tom in Computer Monkey and listen on to hear the best-titled story yet: The Macaroni Touch while we hurl compliments at each other in the hopes of making each other blush. We also write a terrible macaroni and cheese recipe, discuss how to get the cops off your back with a set of children’s playing cards, and reveal a neat (but ultimately futile) trick to fit more songs on your early 2000's mp3 player....
2021-10-011h 09Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#21 - Tristan’s Tales 1/2: Beefisode 21: Don’t Bring a Pogo Stick to a Dark Magic Power FightWe’re joined by Theo’s friend, lifelong friend, childhood friend, and even his friend today: Tristan! Young Tristan was a certified child genius with a strong preference for dinosaur toys over sports, impressive sword drawing confidence, knowledge of at least one city in at least one other country, and a wild imagination. In this beefisode we read his stories Weird Sea Maze and Computer Monkey.
Also in this episode: “We’re playing a cool game, have fun with your fork.”, “Screw global warming, we have to get these people out of these bop its.”, FIFA World Cup, Heroes of...
2021-09-2047 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#20 - Jabanuba 3/3: Gunny Port of MysteryYou’re too busy to consider smells, so please consider this episode of our podcast instead. We reach the thrilling conclusion of Jabanuba and talk about all the friends we made along the way, including everyone’s favorite geologist-boxer, Rocky. We also discuss some tips on how to impress fifth graders, greet a unicorn, and write a book report.
Also in this episode: “You so rarely try to paint a picture for us.”, “You went pee pee all over the house?”, “Shing married Inside the Mind of a Child Genius, the beautiful princess.”, Yanni Port of Mystery, Rocky, James Joyc...
2021-09-101h 01Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#19 - Jabanuba 2/3: Three Legs, Three Heads, and Dreadfully SlimyIn this episode we read an elaborate wordplay joke with very little payoff, but multiple salutations. So hop on your bike and crank the Yanni because there are no rules! As always, make sure to habaguba and don’t tell Seth.
Also in this episode: “We got another slimy boy, put him on the fries.”, “You’ve go ping shong.”, Yanni, Quiznos, Dr. Dreadful, McDonalds, and Pokemon
2021-09-0156 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#18 - Jabanuba 1/3: Dirty SwordThis episode is not for the faint of heart. Joseph’s brother, Daniel, joins us for our strangest and most problematic episode yet. Prepare yourself for experimental erotic fiction, conspiracy theories, garbage fruit, phallic dreams, Nasty Meat™, the apocalypse, and peeing like a printer. Please don’t run cancel.exe.
Also in this episode: “Stop saying Chinese pirate!”, “I failed my Erotic Fiction course.”, “You guys do have to go in the coffin with him.”, varsity bocce ball, Breaking the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th walls, Alibaba, Aladdin, Merlin, King Arthur, Johnny Depp, Beth Sadler, Harry Potter, Fing and Fong Weasley...
2021-08-201h 05Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#17 - Joseph’s Journal 4/4: Pizza Hut High SchoolDear Listener,
In this surprisingly financial episode we discuss an easy way to make $100, an even easier way to steal $10, and how to avoid getting scammed in New Orleans. I hope you don’t think it’s a disaster (just like my room).
Also in this episode: “I bet I can guess where you got your cloak. Around thy shoulders!”, “I discovered myself pope-ing out from behind a coconut tree. I was nice and furry, so I pet me.”, Tony Pro Skater Hawk, Terror at the Zoo, The Beggin’ Strip Challenge, and Math by Pizza Hut.
L...
2021-08-101h 09Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#16 - Joseph’s Journal 3/4: Some Old Alien and a Serial SquisherTHEO ISN’T GOOD. THEO ISN’T GOOD. Alright, buckle up for a wild episode. We’ve got aliens, giants, thiefs, turkeys, the grim reaper, and of course Satan. We also come up with three new holidays in this meditation that we hope will put you to sleep.
Also in this episode: “Every time you write a new sentence, you forget the previous one.”, handling your spaghetti, Satan’s standup routine, Joseph’s murder weapons, and breaking out of jail 15,000 times.
2021-08-0147 min
Stay Hot: A Sports Podcast2021 NBA Draft Recap, Russell Westbrook Trade, The Packers Are Back!Theo’s car broke down, but that doesn’t stop him from joining in on the Recap of the 2021 NBA Draft with all the hubbub of Russell Westbrook being traded to the Lakers in a massive blockbuster trade, not to mention Aaron Rodgers and The Packers are back! First, the guys get a listener question about their favorite chips. Matt may or may not be disappointed by Blaiden’s take. Then, the boys get into the NFL news. Some noise is being made as things are in full swing in training camp. Both Xavian Howard...
2021-07-3056 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#15 - Joseph’s Journal 2/4: Celebrities and SupervillainsHey, it’s Brad Ppitttt from Moneyballl! I’m here to say if you like bad celebrity impressions and even worse supervillain concepts, then this is the episode for you. If not, then maybe you like fan submissions and fan mail. Or maybe you’ve had the impulse to eat like a dog, dress like Mr. Potato Head, or wanted to know the best way to go bobbing for apples? You’ll find all that and more in this exciting episode! And buy me some chips!
Also in this episode: “No one has not felt anger never.”, “...
2021-07-2055 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#14 - Joseph’s Journals 1/4: Beefisode 14: Handwritten Waste of PaperIn today’s episode we’ve got some fresh beef and we’re starting on Joseph’s journal! So take a break from talking all the time and use your sense of hearing to listen to Dr. Theo and Captain Joseph. Today we discuss a great way to build muscles in your fingers and we figure out once and for all what X is equal to. This is a beefisode for everyone except Jamal Lewis.
Also in this episode: “I think it’s an ok point that you made, but you said it so poorly”, “How does it get any more...
2021-07-1053 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#13 - Quest of the Dragon Bonus Episode: Oops! All DragonsHappy Tom or Jim Day! We’ve finally finished Quest of the Dragon, so naturally we have to keep talking about it. In today’s episode we create an AI ending, the cast for the big budget blockbuster, and we break down the hero’s journey. Then we go to Hogwarts and we die.
Also in this episode: “It’s called Harry Potter, not Harry Potter the Very Special Wizard”, “It’s pronounced ‘buke’ not book, so send in your corrections”, Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Tom Hanks
2021-07-0157 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#12 - Quest of the Dragon 11/11: Green Plant Squirt JuiceThink of a happy memory, partner! We have a lot to celebrate this episode: finishing Quest of the Dragon, getting our first review for 3 Cowboys, releasing the podcast, and becoming published authors again! So, take a break from playing with ants to admire our podcast UI. Now think of a sad memory - this returns you to equilibrium.
Also in this episode: “Maybe there was just like a blob with a duck bill?”, “Well I’m done trying to eat you for today, wanna play cards?”, skittish man, Batman, J.R.R. Tolkein, Plateoty, and normal teeth with flat
2021-06-2052 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#11 - Quest of the Dragon 10/11: Field DayWelcome to Inside the Mind of a Child Genius: the podcast/religion/cult made by computers for computers. If that sounds like you, then come on in to listen to us talk about songs with farts that you can’t smile at, our rock collections, and the secret to fooling a mind reader (it’s self-inflicted head trauma!). In this podcast every day feels like field day, so go get a spoon and an egg. You know what to do.
Also in this episode: “Maybe I’m a little pig boy”, “It was a man coming through Old Stanky”...
2021-06-1056 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#10 - Quest of the Dragon 9/11: Excellent Ad AheadIn today’s episode we email Oprah, inspire JK Rowling, and work with Jay Z. We also write a really threatening ad, brainstorm merchandise for Quest of the Dragon, and consider putting 3 Cowboys on a billboard. If you listen there may just be a non-erotic hot cup of Joe, Jojo, and Tony in it for you. Thanks for listening, Carl.
Also in this episode: “There was nothing much to talk about, because they were not truly friends”, “I guess there are plot holes in this book after all”, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Lizardman, Trogdor, Batman, and Manbat.
2021-06-0247 min
WRCJ In-Studio GuestsMatt Landry Pt 1 - May 26, 2021Detroit-based Akropolis Reed Quintet recently released their latest recording of new works entitled Ghost Light. The collection showcases music by Stacy Garrop, Michael Gilbertson, Niloufar Nourbakhsh, Theo Chandler and Jeff Scott with poetry from Detroit’s Marsha Music. Akropolis notes that “over the past two years, we’ve premiered a series of works dealing with life, death and rebirth…with Ghost Light we wanted to shine a light on ghosts around us…and embrace the beautiful cycle of life and death while recalling important moments and practices from our history.” Akropolis saxophonist Matt Landry speaks with WRCJ’s Peter Whorf about Ghost Li...
2021-05-2511 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#9 - Quest of the Dragon 8/11: Five Stars, Filthy, and Great for the KidsJuilliard Presents: Inside the Mind of a Child Genius, an aggressively off topic podcast with no current events and way too much roasting of Beth Sadler. We try to say something interesting even if we don't believe it. In this episode, we finally get a dragon (you won’t be disappointed), and Eledor is going to be ban here too! We hope you enjoy it and give us a good rating otherwise it’d be a shame if we had to make fun of you on our podcast.
Also in this episode: “Everyone I’ve ever known was push...
2021-05-2159 min
UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt SerraUFC 262 Recap, Beneil Dariush, Felicia Spencer, actor Theo Rossi, and co-host Phoenix CarnevaleGuest co-host Phoenix Carnevale joins Jim for today's episode of UFC Unfiltered to break down all the action from UFC 262!
First, Jim and Phoenix discuss some of their favorite moments from Saturday's fights, including Edson Barboza's wild knockout of Shane Burgos and Charles Oliveira's come-from-behind win against Michael Chandler for the Lightweight belt. They also share their take on Dana White's latest comments that Derrick Lewis will most likely be Francis Ngannou's next opponent this summer.
Then, actor Theo Rossi joins the show to promote his latest movie, Army of the Dead. He tells a...
2021-05-181h 20Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#8 - Quest of the Dragon 7/11: Our Oscar MomentTheo goes full on Morgan Freeman, we discover we would be terrible sports commentators, and Uncle Andy humps Joseph. Claxton gets married, writes a book, and proves a point. A whole world including weather fits into an unexpectedly small vessel, and we learn what GP is...sort of. Theo invents Christianity and thinks he might be God. Joseph thinks he might be Jesus, or maybe the Antichrist. A lion works as an intern, everyone cries, and God does it for the Gram.
Also in this episode: "Silence!" “Every author has to be a little sassy sometimes”, “I don’...
2021-05-101h 18Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#7 - Quest of the Dragon 6/11: Beefisode 7: Manly BoysTheo and Joseph don’t like beefing, and what they just had was a beef. We blame everything on you, the listener, and we hold you hostage. We take on important issues like criminal justice reform and spelling bee rules. Joseph discovers he could’ve been the “fly on the head guy”, and Devin totally forgets all about Elias. Shannon banishes Joseph, Seth is good at trees, and David is the size of a dog with a plaid shirt on. Also, Theo wears Lion King underwear.
Also in this episode: “They probably just knew I was right there in t...
2021-05-011h 01Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#6 - Quest of the Dragon 5/11: Catchers Don’t Reveal Their SecretsThe janitor washes the floor around an unconscious Devin. We get our first fan fiction (from 2013) and then purge our listeners. Tyler Jonsin and Ranger Tody join and then quickly leave. Jillian gets her comeuppance. Trains suck. We revolutionize kickball. Theo downloads several computer viruses, loses a million dollars on the stock market, and “doesn’t never catch it”. Paige needs to invest more in this podcast, and Joseph dies and comes back to life for transportation hour.Also in this episode: Bloodsport, kickball, Theoworld, fan fiction, a count of counts, a cowboy crew, struggles with similies, and an...
2021-04-2057 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#5 - Quest of the Dragon 4/11: What They Just Had Was a FightWe get our first review for 3 cowboys, kind of. We briefly rename our podcast to GameBros and flex our vast lack of football knowledge. Theo brings us inside his mind as a child genius and reveals his childhood dreams. We start sourcing our material from mantelligence.com. Joseph raps about counting, Theo accidentally speaks into existence an army of Hitlers, and Devin gets lost, again.
Also in this episode: Devin gets so scared he almost throws up, Theo likes his “lif” and southern accents, Lisa’s teeth are unnoticeable, also Harry Potter, Tom Brady, UFOs, Eminem, and Co...
2021-04-101h 01Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#4 - Quest of the Dragon 3/11: Crash BandicootWe create a new genre of literature. Joseph finds a journal with hints of Y2K fear, and he fails his fanbase by not writing erotic fiction. Crash Bandicoot has a few choice words for Claxton. We invent a bad computer virus. Theo panic buys dragon titles. Hankin gets tired of bullying. Theo talks about his circular wandering as a child, and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing, and singing, the fact that ducks are birds.
Also in this episode: Oprah’s book club induction, logical arguments for why you shouldn’t have to wear...
2021-04-0159 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#3 - Quest of the Dragon 2/11: One of You Smells Like MustardWe give tips for meeting your new year’s resolution to read more books. Lisa’s status as a bully is doubted. Theo performs an elaborate bird flex. We divulge our noisy and violent sleeping stories. Theo gets bullied for making video games, gets punched on an empty stomach, and has his style ridiculed. We continue to increase the evil doings counter, as well as the average doings counter, and the pinch counter. Theo gets so excited about carrots he ruins his lunch. We invent a holiday that replaces April Fools and New Years.
Also in this...
2021-04-011h 01Inside The Mind of a Child Genius#2 - Quest of the Dragon 1/11: Free Time From PunchesWe start reading Quest of the Dragon by Theo. Joseph discovers he’s the host of a podcast. Theo gets Joseph a gift. We discuss erotic fiction (not for the last time). Joseph reveals his guide to raising teenagers. We continue to struggle with nicknames. Theo recounts his misadventures in fishing and Joseph recounts his misadventures in the Spanish language. We discuss the acceptable margin of slobber on homework. We discover Hankin and the teacher are in league with each other. We demand fan art or we’ll quit.
Also in this episode: We talk about Theo...
2021-04-0143 minInside The Mind of a Child Genius#1 - Three CowboysWe discuss a Western themed novella written by a presumably much younger Joseph. Several of Joseph's early attempts at formatting are drawn into question. We discover what "Tony" is short for. Oprah's integrity is disputed and her secret identity revealed. Theo recounts an episode in his early life that causes him to question his status as a genius, but he redeems himself in the end when he shares his experience failing a standardized test with flying colors.
Link to Three Cowboys:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1061022
2021-04-0140 min
Hot Take Time MachineEpisode 17: NFL Divisional Recap, AFC & NFC Championship Previews, UFC 257 Pre-Fight SpecialHTTM Episode 17 TimestampsAudio property of CBS, photo from The Buffalo NewsIntro (0:39)NFL Divisional Recap (1:46)Packers defeat Rams 32-18, LaFleur/Rodgers’ offense makes it look easy (2:04)Bills stifle Ravens 17-3, Buffalo defense steps up (6:39)Chiefs survive Browns 22-17, concerning result for KC? (10:32)Buccaneers top Saints 30-20, bring Brees’ career to a bitter end (17:03)AFC Champipnship preview: Bills @ Chiefs (21:38)NFC Championship preview: Buccaneers @ Packers (31:01)
2021-01-221h 31
Daily Stoic Việt NamChỉ Là Ác Mộng Mà Thôi - 15 Tháng Hai - Daily Stoic Việt Nam.Ngày 15 Tháng Hai,
CHỈ LÀ ÁC MỘNG MÀ THÔI
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“Thức dậy, thả lỏng cơ thể và dọn dẹp mọi suy nghĩ, bạn nhận ra giấc mơ tồi tệ vừa rồi đã làm mình rối loạn. Những thứ đáng sợ ngoài kia, cũng chẳng khác cơn ác mộng là mấy.”
- MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATION, 6.3;
Raymond Chandler đã mô tả hầu hết những người khác khi ông viết trong một lá thư cho nhà xuất bản của mình rằng “...
2020-12-2502 min
This Past Weekend w/ Theo VonMichael ChandlerMichael Chandler is a three-time Bellator Lightweight World Champion who just signed his first UFC contract. They discuss the current state of the UFC, what it's like rising the ranks as a professional fighter and his recent signing with Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
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2020-11-091h 46
Oklahoma Sooners Unofficial 40U40: Clearing up the QB confusion, defensive recruiting picking up steamSeems like it's been a while, but the full gang is back as Josh joins us from the exotic location of north Oklahoma City as he and the family and Linda are traveling for the post holiday holidays. Josh breaks down his trips to Orlando and San Antonio for All-American practices. Are the Sooners still in good shape with Reggie Grimes and Alfred Collins? What to make out of Chandler Morris' commitment and signing. Surely this shuts down all the buzz about Lincoln Riley's future for a little bit anyway? And what went wrong with Brock Vandagriff? The transfer market...
2020-01-031h 29
Alexey SonarAlexey Sonar – SkyTop Residency 01601. Theo Kottis - Drift (IDQ Remix) [Carioca]02. Tim Penner - Lost Again (Subandrio Remix) [Proton Music]03. Dousk - Whisper Unit [Beat Boutique]04. Pysh - Flamingo (Markus Homm & Mihai Popoviciu Remix) [Manjumasi]05. Sasha - Trigonometry (La Fleur Remix) [Watergate Records]06. Eelke Kleijn feat. Therese - Shed My Skin [DAYS like NIGHTS]07. Rudosa - Eyes on You [Glasgow Underground]08. Eli Brown - Get Down [Toolroom]09. Purple Disco Machine feat. Joe Killington & Duane Harden - Devil in Me (Fatboy Slim Remix) [Sweat It Out!]10. Crazibiza & House of Prayers - Going Down [PornoStar]11. Sander Kleinenberg, Boris Smith feat. Baby Sol — Trouble [Armada Deep]12. Alex Ke...
2017-09-162h 00
Restitutio96: Nicholas Hlifka Faith Journey (2017 Theo. Conf.)Nicholas Hlifka grew up as an atheist until a Christian teacher shared his faith with him in high school. While attending the State University of New York at Fredonia, he took a class with Dale Tuggy. When he found out that Tuggy was a biblical unitarian, he was immediately wary of such a heretical belief. Over time, he challenged Tuggy, his best trinitarian proof-texts to him. Tuggy explained the various texts and eventually Hlifka felt compelled to follow the evidence where it was leading. Next, in an online coversation with Kegan Chandler, he learned about how God plans to estab...
2017-06-0510 min
Pepin z Hané96: Nicholas Hlifka Faith Journey (2017 Theo. Conf.)Nicholas Hlifka grew up as an atheist until a Christian teacher shared his faith with him in high school. While attending the State University of New York at Fredonia, he took a class with Dale Tuggy. When he found out that Tuggy was a biblical unitarian, he was immediately wary of such a heretical belief. Over time, he challenged Tuggy, his best trinitarian proof-texts to him. Tuggy explained the various texts and eventually Hlifka felt compelled to follow the evidence where it was leading. Next, in an online coversation with Kegan Chandler, he learned about how God plans to establish his k...
2017-06-0410 min
DJ Theo's Soul Deluxe SFMarch 2017 DJ Theo's Soulful San Francisco House SessionsHi Everyone! Here is the new mix for March 2017. Thank You to Mark in the U.K., Niels in Germany, Christie James in the Bay Area, Rodney in D.C., Ian in L.A., Chris in Oakland, Laurie in Oakland, and Mario in Spain. If you would like to help out with a donation go to djtheo.podomatic.com and click on the "PayPal Donate" icon. Every Bit Helps. If you would like to get in touch email me at djtheosf@gmail.com. Follow me on twitter @djtheosf for new music and event updates. Here is the Playlist:
2017-03-0459 min