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The Torch ReportTR 660 - On American Morality & the Dangers of State ReligionResolved.I awoke this morning thanking God that we are not a Christian Nation. I’d like to say that I’m joking, but I’m not. That said, having immersed myself in the Founder’s intent for the last couple of reports, I wholeheartedly agree with George Washington and Thomas Jefferson — I lament the lack of religious and moral instruction that has so terribly degraded American society over the last several decades. Please do not misunderstand my heart.And yet, like these great pillars of the American Spirit, I am equally certain that the state shou...2025-01-2418 min
PROXY COUNTDOWNForget zombie directors, worry about vampires, mummies, and FrankensteinsPROXY COUNTDOWN SCRIPTThis is Proxy Countdown. Welcome to the big show for the week of October 28, 2024 alongside my tag team partner Matt Moscardi. I'm Damion Rallis. On today’s countdown:Compensation Committee shenanigans at CorpayRoss Stores unloads the money truck for a guy who sells bootsBi-polar voters at NeogenOne less Schmuck at Consumers BancorpAnd on the Big Vote, a halloween special data dive: zombies and the almost dead2024-10-3143 min
The Torch ReportTR 624 - On Lies, Illusions, & Eating PetsIt’s warped.Reality has been warped in the minds of the masses. This is due to the intentional psychological conditioning and emotional manipulation that has been ongoing for decades. We are in the end stages of a transformation that is either going to enslave humanity in their own minds for generations to come, or turn into a violent revolution that forcefully reconciles public perspective with the harshness of actual reality.With all the optimism I can muster, there is a very narrow third path, one that would see the will of We the People re...2024-09-1319 min
The Torch ReportTR 523 - Reality is More Savage Than You ThinkAligned with this week’s reflections on Thomas Jefferson, the spirit of resistance, and the essential American soul, I’d like to extend the conversation toward practical solutions. Prior to solving society’s plethora of problems, it is imperative that we grasp the depravity of human nature. Ultimately, it is our savage nature, unleashed without moral restraint, that shatters all illusions of peace and stability. Forgive me for leading into this discussion with a few disgusting headlines:* Seven Men Gang Rape Two Toddlers in Shopping Mall Restroom and Post Video Online* Virginia Cops Warn H...2024-01-1221 min
The Torch ReportTR 522 - Essentials of the American SoulLife happens.Last night the power flickered on and off several times, as strong winds have gusted 30-40 mph, building up massive drifts of snow. This morning I awoke to the power being out, and I was more grateful than ever for my cozy wood stove. It’s moments like these that I can glimpse the hardships of a worse case scenario. Lots of people talk about and even prepare for a potential EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse), which in theory could knock out the grid for an extended period of time. In my mind, a cyberattack is...2024-01-1119 min
The Torch ReportTR 521 - Taking Control With Implied Consent***Sorry for the late post… there was a miscommunication with my editor. ;0)Just to quickly refresh, Monday’s report laid bare the fearmongering propaganda campaign that seems to be stirring up the necessary emotions to roll out another planned pandemic, complete with mask mandates and potential lockdowns, and my plea was for massive noncompliance. Tuesday’s report took a lesson on resistance out of the history books, and delved into Thomas Jefferson’s wisdom on disposing of tyrants and reigning in our government overlords when they begin to run amok.The common theme in both reports...2024-01-1022 min
The Torch ReportTR 520 - Thomas Jefferson & the Spirit of ResistanceTake a guess.Why do you suppose these headlines were all floating out in the news this morning:* VIOLENT POLITICAL THREATS SURGE AS '24 BEGINS* The Don's lawyer argues president CAN ASSASSINATE political rivals* REPORT: Roger Stone Spoke With Cop Pal About Assassinating Swalwell, Nadler* LISTEN: Hot Mic Catches Journos Joking About Trump Being Assassinated – ‘Like JFK! Take a Convertible!’* Journalists Caught on Tape Joking About Trump Assassination at Courthouse Ahead of Immunity Appeal Hearing (VIDEO)I’m sure you’ve picked up on the theme here...2024-01-0920 min
The Torch ReportTR 493 - The Threat of Systematic ReductionLet’s start with some multiple choice. Which is the most important news story of the day:a) That the QAnon Shaman is planning to run for congress.b) That Republicans just voted with Democrats to keep the southern border open.c) That Biden is meeting the leader of the CCP to crackdown on the fentanyl trade.d) That the Freedom Caucus is standing against Ron Johnson’s stop-gap status quo.e) That Hamas is hiding an armory underneath a children’s hospital. f) That shifty...2023-11-1420 min
The Torch ReportTR 364 - Engineering Human ConsciousnessKnowledge is power. In 1817, Thomas Jefferson wrote that people “do not generally possess” enough information to perceive the vitally important truths, “that knowledge is power, that knowledge is safety, and that knowledge is happiness.” He repeated this truth in much of his correspondence, and later added: “Knowledge is power. Ignorance is weakness.” It is in this spirit that I attempt to share with you what I’m learning on my own lifelong quest to gain knowledge, grapple with facts, and reconcile my personal perspective to reality. I am of the belief that there must be some measurabl...2023-05-1222 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESSP. 7B - Even The Losers Part IIIn Part II of EVEN THE LOSERS, we now take the three Walks of Futility of the multi-losers of the 20th century: Mr. Thought-He-Won (Thomas Dewey), Mr. Knew-He-Was-Gonna-Lose (Adlai Stevenson), and Mr. Mighta-Won-If-He-Wasn't-Nuts (H. Ross Perot). Props for running, but time to have fun with the results. ENJOY!This BONUS episode was Produced, Written, and Performed by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoSylvia MannPaul MoultonPatrick J. ReillyAnd Tommy SpearsThis Episode’s Historians: Dr. Chelsea Denault, and James McRaeOriginal Music wr...2023-05-021h 19
Cold Open StoriesTwenty Seconds Of His Wrath [Fast Fiction]Twenty Seconds Of His Wrath
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The following story was an official selection in our 1,000 word fast fiction contest - an un...2023-02-0309 min
The Torch ReportTR 270 - Some ASTOUNDING ConnectionsThey got him! I’m sure you’ve heard that the J6 committee subpoenaed Donald Trump for “purposely and maliciously disseminating false allegations of fraud related to the 2020 presidential election,” in order to overturn the election. The subpoena was actually dated October 21, 2022—and just for giggles, if you haven’t already, you might enjoy reading the full ten pages of accusations about this supposedly historic misconduct. No man has been more deeply groped by deep state investigators than Donald Trump—which makes this headline from CNN all the more laughable: January 6 committee drops Trump subpoena...2022-12-2919 min
Good Morning GoldendaleEp. 149 - The Radical Agenda of the EPAI kid you not, liberals are now blasting Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as "Black White Supremacist". The lunacy at this point is nearly unfathomable. But, as hilarious as it seems, this level of psychosis is really no laughing matter. While it's tempting to dismiss such ridiculous assertions as petty annoyance, the bigger issue is that people actually believe it—and that's a HUGE problem.
Keep in mind, this degree of insanity is not confined to only one issue, nor is it only cropping up in commentary and pop culture. This psychosis, this utter disconnect from reality, this prog...2022-07-0119 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 23 - Benjamin HarrisonA "meh" President in his own right, or merely a caretaker so Grover Cleveland could make a comeback? YOU MAKE THE CALL! Presenting another Midwesterner that occupied the White House - adopted Indianan Benjamin Harrison! Give it a hear!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSylvia MannPaul MoultonPatrick J. ReillyAnd Tommy SpearsThis episode’s sketches were performed by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoSylvia Mann2021-08-1745 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 18 - Ulysses S. GrantWe Americans love our men in uniforms - so much so we have made a few of them President. Yet we often remember them more for the uniform than as President. Take, for instance, Mr. Won-The-Civil-War (and was President, we think), Ulysses S. Grant. But is that a fair assessment? Let DB Comedy, with the help of Prof. Matthew Norman and James McRae, take you though our two-term President and Civil War hero - yeah, he won two terms, look it up! - U.S. Grant!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:...2021-06-0159 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 17 - Andrew JohnsonFunny story - this is NOT the first time in American history a historically important and quotable and generally loved President was followed by a historically terrible and inarticulate and generally loathed President. Witness this episode, as Guest Historian Prof. Matthew Norman helps us explore (with our proud snark) the putridity of our first Impeached President, Andrew Johnson. Join us for the fun (whimper)!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSylvia MannPaul MoultonPatrick J. ReillyAnd To...2021-05-181h 07
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 16 - Abraham Lincoln, Part 2After looking at the life of President 16 BEFORE he became President, we now get to the heart of his life as far as this podcast is concerned: Abe Lincoln AFTER he became President. Dr. Matthew Norman and Team Historians return to talk about how to look at all the different Abe Lincolns - and we at Team Comedians are here with some sketch comedy goodness to wrap up our two-parter about one of the big ones of American Presidential history. LISTEN!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy Bykowski2021-05-0452 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 15 - James BuchananUsed to be, when you talked about WORST PRESIDENT EVER, the go-to was the guy who ended up losing states at the end of his term, the pre-Civil War lump known as James Buchanan. Does that assessment still hold down? Join DB Comedy along with return Guest Historian Dr. Paul Finkleman to find out if President 15 is still Number 45 at the bottom of the chart ...This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoSylvia MannPaul MoultonPatrick J. ReillyAnd Tommy Spe...2021-04-0647 min
Coffee ContrailsInterview with Thomas ThroopInterview with emerging writer Thomas Throop, creator of Freddy Finn and the Catfish Burglar Matter. His short story "Selfless" can be found in the anthology "Unlocked Stories: Ten Stories, One Phone". He has also contributed "The Traitor’s Portrait" to the unofficial, Warhammer fan-fiction site Cold Open Stories. Learn more about his creative projects at unlockedstories.com.2021-03-3003 minCoffee ContrailsFreddy Finn in the Catfish Burglar MatterFreddy Finn in the Catfish Burglar Matter is a sci-fi noir story by Thomas Throop. ...Attention: Marcellus Watkins, care of First Tri-State Insurance, New York City. The following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the Catfish Burglar Matter... Listen to the story, here on Coffee Contrails. Visit coffeecontrails.com for full credits.2021-03-291h 09
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 13 - Millard FillmoreWhat can you say about a President who shuffled between four political parties and more or less destroyed them all, whose Southern sympathies ran right in the teeth of his Northern upbringing, and whose name was so nondescript clubs were created to remember to try to remember him? Well, plenty! Join us and Gratz College President Dr. Paul Finkelman, whose specialty just happens to be this episode's podcast subject ... because DB Comedy Remembers Millard Fillmore!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoSylvia Mann2021-03-0958 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 12 - Zachary TaylorA man whose celebrity was based on military action against people of color whose comeuppance came in the bowl of a frozen dairy treat (or was it tainted fruit??) encapsulates the 12th President of this fine country, and the second who didn't complete his term. Join us today as we explore and comedically nerd out on the man some called Ol' Rough and Ready ... (we didn't ask who "some" of those people were) ... Zachary Taylor!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoSylvia Mann2021-02-2355 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresidents 9/10 - William Henry Harrison and John TylerDB Comedy returns to its bread-and-butter, the Presidents, beginning with what is still America's Shortest-Tenured President, the 31-day wonder and Hero of Tippecanoe, William Henry Harrison! Is this podcast as long as his Presidency? Download and find out (but here's a hint: also in this episode is Harrison's successor, the nondescript disaster-magnet, John Tyler)! Like, Recommend, Catch Up on back episodes - ENJOY!!This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSylvia MannPaul MoultonAnd Patrick J. Reilly...2021-01-2655 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESBONUS EPISODE: So Help Me I Swear! Inaugurations and Transitions - Part 2... and now, Part 2 of our comedy-and-history exploration of Presidential inaugurations, transition periods, and various traditions. Join us as we find out what happened before the New Deal, Morning in America, speeches and letters, and the urge to 'move on' after what we may call less than good Presidencies. Thanks for joining us for these shows - please LIKE, SHARE, and explore our journeys we have made and will make through the Presidential roster!This episode’s sketches were Written, Produced, and Performed by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSy...2021-01-1446 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESBONUS EPISODE: So Help Me I Swear! Inaugurations and Transitions, Part 1Are you nervous about getting to January 20? Us, too! So we did what we do: created a show that explored all the fraught and nutty inaugurations and transitions in American history. We found so much intrigue and tradition and petty that it will take two Bonus Episodes to put it all out! Here's Part One, from the Adams/Jefferson imbroglio to the Wilson/Harding shindig, complete with facts and, well, just a little fun! Enjoy - and watch out for Part Two super-soon!This episode’s sketches were Written, Produced, and Performed by:Gina Buccola2021-01-1250 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 7 - Andrew JacksonThere are Presidents who are important for their greatness, and Presidents who are important for ... other reasons ... but are still important. And hoo boy, does Andrew Jackson fit THAT description. The first President who had no connection to the Founding Fathers did a whole lot that has to be dealt with. So go get some of your favorite cheese - really - and join us at DB Comedy as we deal with Andrew Jackson in our own unique and entertaining (but factual) way.This episode’s sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSa...2020-12-0157 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 4 - James MadisonHe was the first President who started a war and got the White House burned to the ground in the process - but we got an Anthem and a cooler White house out of it! And, his wife was really awesome! He's James Madison, and this is his podcast!The James Madison sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSylvia MannRobert McCarthyPaul MoultonAnd Patrick J. ReillyThis episode’s sketches were Performed by:Gina Bu...2020-09-2234 min
DB Comedy Presents THE ELECTABLESPresident 3 - Thomas JeffersonOnce upon a time, Thomas Jefferson was so revered as one of the most important of the Founding Fathers that he was literally put on the top of a mountain. And like so many other mementos, we now look and think "What were we thinking?!" Good question, and one DB Comedy jumps into with Episode 3 of DB COMEDY PRESENTS THE ELECTABLES - Thomas Jefferson!The Thomas Jefferson sketches were Written and Produced by:Gina BuccolaSandy BykowskiJoseph FedorkoRamona KyweSylvia MannPaul MoultonAnd Patrick J. Reilly2020-09-0848 min