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JAM Nation with Jonesy & Amanda
đźš— EXCLUSIVE CHAT: Thomas Randle
Australian racing driver Thomas Randle joins Jonesy & Amanda ahead of Supercars season!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2025-02-16
04 min
The Sporting Fix
The Lounge With Thomas | The Sporting Fix | EP 2 | With Thomas
In Episode 2 of The Lounge, Jonesy is joined by the podcast’s producer, Thomas, for a behind-the-scenes look at how the show came to be. They discuss the origins of the podcast, from its initial concept to its launch. The conversation then shifts to a deep dive into cryptocurrency, with Thomas sharing his insights on the latest trends and his thoughts on the future of digital currencies. The episode wraps up with a lively discussion about Tesla and Elon Musk. Tune in for a fascinating mix of podcast history, crypto talk, and tech chatter!
2024-09-10
1h 01
Footy Talk – Daily Australian Rules Podcast
🔥 Best of Daisy Thomas 🔥 Swanny's stitch up, Heater's Maccas gold card & the TAC cup v Jonesy!
Some of our favourite moments from throughout the year with one of our Footy Talk favs, Dale Thomas! Want more Daisy? You can scroll back to these dates to listen to the full shows we cut these clips from! Thursday June 1, Thursday March 2, Thursday July 13 ------- Thanks for listening to Footy Talk this year! We'll back in 2024, but stay tuned to this feed and our socials as we recap our best stuff of 2023! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://www.listnr.com/podcasts/footy-talk-daily-australian-rules-podcast Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://link.chtbl.c...
2023-12-14
10 min
Tales of Bob
Broken Tusk Rising Chapter 024 [Pathfinder 2E]
Broken Tusk Rising Chapter 024 [Pathfinder 2E]“Jonesy would make a good backpack” The scouts interrogate their prisoner, then resume hexploration.Episode Artwork by JanetteBroken Tusk Rising Cover Artwork by Shaun @shaunmakesTales of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazingAudio Production by Mike Hammock Featuring:Mike as The GMJanette as JonesyJessica as XankathJosh as KorgoShaun as Andreas—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (NSFW) podcast, House of Bob Apple Pod...
2023-10-30
52 min
The Sporting Fix
Grand Final Glory and Kiss Controversy | The Sporting Fix | EP 8 | With Thomas
In Episode 8 of 'The Sporting Fix,' Jonesy takes centre stage to provide an exhilarating recap of the AFL 2023 Grand Final showdown, offering his unique insights into how Collingwood and Brisbane performed on the field. It's a comprehensive analysis of the high-stakes clash that had fans on the edge of their seats. But the excitement doesn't stop there. Jonesy is joined by a special guest, Thomas, the editor and recorder of the podcast, as they dive into the intriguing controversy surrounding the AFL preshow of Kiss. Was it live, or was it lip-synced? The dynamic duo delves into this intriguing...
2023-10-03
36 min
Footy Talk – Daily Australian Rules Podcast
Thursday July 13: Jonesy Nathan Jones re-drafts his 2005 draft year with Daisy, GMHBA nightmares & Jonesy's idea for Goody
Daisy Thomas and Nathan Jones of the 2005 draft, look back on playing against each other in the TAC cup! Preview tonight's game with the Dogs playing the Swans, and how good's local footy! ----------- 🕛 New Footy Talk episode everyday at lunchtime Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://www.listnr.com/podcasts/footy-talk-daily-australian-rules-podcast Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://link.chtbl.com/FootyTalkApplePodcasts Subscribe on Spotify: https://link.chtbl.com/FootyTalkSpotifySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2023-07-13
25 min
Tales of Bob
Broken Tusk Rising Chapter 009 [Pathfinder 2E]
“Eau de Korgo“Korgo, Jonesy, Andreas, and Xankath deal with some hungry gremlins and make new friends.          Broken Tusk Rising Cover Artwork by Shaun @shaunmakesTales of Bob Cover Artwork by Trevor @cosmicamazingAudio Production by Mike Hammock Featuring:Mike as The GMJanette as JonesyJessica as XankathJosh as KorgoShaun as Andreas—Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (NSFW) podcast, House of Bob Apple Podcasts Spotify —Support the Show: Patreon Merch Sto...
2023-04-03
1h 01
Pre-Shift
DNA-Altering Consumption
Frank & Thomas talk about how Las Vegas is the opposite of Alaska, what made Australian declare a 'bio-security breach', the Brittney Griner trade, why airports are the worst, Japanese monkeys, everyone needs a vice (maybe two) and fair or foul.
2022-08-08
59 min
Pre-Shift
The Grab & Stretch
Work is fine...but people suck. Frank and Thomas talk about men without purpose, how to properly scratch one's balls, online dating code words, Saudi prince money and government regulated water. Who gave the government the water?!
2022-08-04
30 min
Pre-Shift
Early Out
Frank, Thomas & Jonesy get into 80's science fiction movies, Frank's weight loss, gym music and Jordan Peele films. The gang dives into the kiddy pool to discuss new and random topics for your listening pleasure. The machines are online and we need to act quickly!
2022-07-29
29 min
Pre-Shift
The Dumbest Form of Love
It's Season 3. It's your bar-life insiders. It's a 'Hot Dog Duel'. The new season kicks off with Frank and Thomas eating hot dogs for 10 minutes with Jonesy officiating. Get your bets in, who ya got?! It wouldn't be The Pre-Shift Podcast without some berating Karen's, Creepy Men and everyone's favorite game Fair or Fowl. That's how we're spelling it internet nerds!
2022-07-22
55 min
Pre-Shift
#99 - Fair or Fowl
Frank, Thomas and Jonesy are all back in-studio for the post-4th of July episode! Las Vegas survived another firework show somehow and the street people are defecating out in the open, LITERALLY. Have no fear, the threesome have plenty of Karen's, a CREEPY request and introduce a new inclusive segment... FAIR or FOWL?Â
2022-07-10
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#96 - Pure Bum Juice
99 bananas and a chick ain't one! Jonesy is a house cat and self fertilizes his own yard. Thomas has a million dollar idea and Frank beats Justin in a race, at Resorts World. The crew also talk 90's cartoons, canned cocktails, masturbation work breaks and have a Geography test to determine 'Smartest Alvarado of the Week.' Unsend this Apple!
2022-06-17
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#95 - Game Used Farts
Only $5000 a jar! Jonesy goes to San Diego and rants about gas prices. Thomas is affected by staff shortages and Frank gives us his list of Dairy Queen Blizzards. The boys also talk Dayclub pool water, Popeye's fight, coffee meth and participate in the 1st ever 'Pre-Shift Spelling Bee'!
2022-06-11
59 min
Jonesy's Jukebox
Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Talulah Riley, Sydney Chandler, and Craig Pearce
On this episode, Steve Jones welcomes "Pistol" cast members Thomas Brodie-Sangster (Malcolm McLaren), Talulah Riley (Vivienne Westwood), and Sydney Chandler (Chrissie Hynde), each of whom put in award-worthy performances. They are joined by the show's creator and writer Craig Pearce, who is also the writer of the soon-to-be-released film "Elvis." The podcast was recorded at Chrome Hearts Greenwich Village flagship location in New York City. If you haven't already, hit the subscribe button and get new Jonesy's Jukebox episodes each week on your favorite podcast platform.
2022-06-06
25 min
Pre-Shift
#94 - Burrito Tape
We don't care what flavor it is, WE'RE IN! Jonesy flies in and sets his thermostat to 65 degrees. Thomas can't come within 100 feet of Level 9 Studios and Frank gets a 6am wake up prank from special guest Sylvia! The crew talk about Oreos, Mona Lisa cake incident, Dead vs Dolls and rank 80's soundtrack songs. Rest in Peace Ray Liotta...
2022-06-03
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#93 - Mexican Blade
The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! Jonesy witnesses a shooting and brings a roll of toilet paper for his "sniffles". Thomas calls in sick, after visiting the zoo and kissing a monkey. Frank has the studio to himself and plays 'Pick the insult'. We also discuss Jack Nicholson, EDC kids and selling 'Lake Mead Corpse Water'.
2022-05-28
57 min
Pre-Shift
#91 - Sad Bean Burrito
It's okay, we'll get through this together. The boys made it through another booze-filled, drug induced weekend. Jonesy bleeds all over the bar. Thomas witnesses a car crash, at the park and Frank wonders how many times he's sat on a cocaine toilet seat. NASA nudes, The Time Traveler, forearm penis and more Lake Mead news. R.I.P. to the Ipod.
2022-05-13
59 min
Jonesy's Jukebox
Malcolm McLaren - "Where's the Money?"
Here's the first episode of the new Jonesy’s Jukebox podcast. To start off and to get geared up for the premiere of the tv show "Pistol,” based on Steve Jones’ autobiography “Lonely Boy,” Jonesy is presenting some of the characters important in Sex Pistols history. One of the most consequential is founding manager Malcolm McLaren, strikingly portrayed in the series by actor Thomas Brodie-Sangster. In this podcast, you’ll hear the real McLaren. Steve Jones hadn’t seen Malcolm McLaren since he ran off with the filthy lucre in the days of the Great Rock n Roll Swindle...
2022-05-02
45 min
The GenreVerse Podcast Network by LRM Online
CinemaCon 2022: Ghostbusters Afterlife & The Batman Sequels Announced | BGRtP
Jonesy (@sirjonesiest), Jammer (@JAMtheWriter) & Danny (@dannykbartlett) are on BGRtP this week to talk about the hottest announcements from CinemaCon and the latest news from Hollywood. The Batman 2 is officially on. Director Matt Reeves is returning along with stars Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz. What are your hopes and dreams for the Batflick, now that it's official? The biggest news out of Tinseltown is Justin Lin's departure from the Fast and Furious director's chair. Who do you want to see take over the franchise? Previously, on Breaking Geek Radio:Â INSANE! Netflix Loses 200k Subs & T...
2022-04-30
1h 41
Pre-Shift
#88 - The Swedish Couch
How did you collapse your lung? Jonesy plays NFL Blitz and dominates. Thomas reviews 'The Batman'. Frank has stopped eating meat, ALLEGEDLY. They guys also discuss bar games, surprise party lawsuit, Lebanon shock experiment and Groom throws cake at Bride. What's your Tribe called again?
2022-04-22
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#86 - Pastrami Fountain
What else could you ask for? Jonesy explains why he hates Street Fair. Thomas complains about free food and paid lunch. Frank ranks dipping sauces and discovers his dream job. They also discuss drone food delivery, 4-time Mile High Club, Zoom call drive-thru and Bruce Willis. Yippee Ki-Yay!
2022-04-08
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#85 - 94% Fecal Matter
Don't lick your fingers! Jonesy tries to keep his staff happy, after another U of A loss. Thomas has a solution for Las Vegas traffic. Frank goes to Starbucks and encounters a Karen. IHOP syrups, Dollar Store meat, healthy bowel movements & Man's first thought. Can I get my money?!
2022-04-02
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#84 - Asta la vista, baby!
The gang survived another St. Patty's Day! Jonesy flies in with Nick Asta and tells us why his flight got delayed. Thomas has a secret to confess. Frank works the front door and has an altercation. Applebee's drive-thru, peanut butter, drunk tax and Maury Povich. Can I get a lime margarita?
2022-03-26
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#83 - Aspen Colorado
Next stop Las Vegas! Peyton stops by and talks about her first year in Vegas, go-to drunk food, split check etiquette and why milk is disgusting. A Jonesy-free week in preparation for St. Patty's Day, Strength & Honor! Thomas gives us 'The Cardinal Sins' of getting fired, in the service industry. Frank's looking like a boiled hot dog and hates corned beef with cabbage.Â
2022-03-18
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#82 - Deep Bedazzled Pockets
Jonesy is LIVE in-studio and tells us his embarrassing journey to Vegas. Thomas asks about pizza etiquette and Frank almost craps his pants AGAIN, this time due to marathon traffic. Girl Scout fight, casino mattress fire, annoying toasts and if you could bring your bed or toilet travelling, which would you choose?
2022-03-11
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#81 - Tableside Guac
Is there anything better? No Jonesy for 'Margarita Day', no problema. Thomas buys a keg and pukes all over himself. Frank goes to the movies and sneaks in his own food. Weed chronicles, Secret of Siam, $26 drink night and more fast food fighting. BRING BACK POPCORN REFILLS!
2022-03-04
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#80 - Cocktails and Grace
Leah 'THE Mixologist' stops by and serves up a 'Clarified Aviation w/ Electricdust. She also talks working the AVN Awards, creeps, her drinking rules and much more. Jonesy two-steps in sandals & a v-neck. Thomas goes to Circa and Frank loves taking his shoes off. We also talk ATM fees, Firefighter Pimp, hangovers & work drama, WHY?!
2022-02-25
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#78 - Ellis Island's Kingpin
Dave Barragan drops by to educate everyone on THE BEST CASINO IN LAS VEGAS. Thomas calls in and catfishes Superfan Tanner. Frank goes to The Front Yard and signs up for a singles mixer. Vegas mornings, industry savages, worst excuses to call out and Nick Cannon.
2022-02-11
58 min
Pre-Shift
#77 - Buffet Thief
What food was taken?! Jonesy hates 'Bar Regulars' and goes completely nuclear! Thomas can't stand 'The Triple Sink' and remembers getting fired. Frank wants 'gifted food' on steroids covered in soy sauce. Larceny taste test, Vegas headlines, BJ dealer's Venmo and the only betting strategy you'll ever need!Â
2022-02-04
1h 04
Pre-Shift
#76 - The Sports Betting King
BEND THE KNEE TO MAZI VS! Frank, Thomas and Jonesy interview 'The Undisputed GOAT of Sports Betting' as he dives into celebrity clients, betting preferences, trolls, his best win & worst loss. They also discuss Vegas tipping, Nelly's lost $330k, shower etiquette and taste test Cincoro tequila.
2022-01-28
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#75 - Monday Night Raw Sushi
Is there any better combination, in the galaxy??? Jonesy describes what kind of high school friend he was. Thomas is on the Wall of Shame and Frank reminisces on his favorite bars he's been kicked out of. Rolex Robbery, Bartender Beatdown, paycheck rules and which french fry you go to in case of a shortage?Â
2022-01-22
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#74 - Fart Jar
Easy and accessible! Jonesy gives us a traffic update from Tucson. Thomas gives us fast food fights around the country and Frank lives next to a phone sex operator. Jason Derulo, another Raider DUI, Little Caesar's and you judge a man by his steak and his search history.
2022-01-14
1h 04
Pre-Shift
#72 - 9am Tequila Shots
I suppose it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Jonesy survives Street Fair and helps Stevie Nunez donate toys for underprivileged children. Thomas asks to borrow some cash and Frank catches a guy pooping, in the alley. Vegas arrests, naked drive-thru, tattoo ban and the infamous Limo Driver. The award for funnest city in America goes to...
2021-12-17
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#71 - Breastfeeding Cat
Is anyone else seeing this?! Jonesy doesn't 'do' holidays and prefers Charmin. Thomas rants about 'Spit Cups'. Frank turns 30-FINE and goes to Sapphire. Proper No. 12 taste test, chicken tender shortage, UFC 269 & NFL Week 14 picks. An emergency supply of maple syrup?
2021-12-11
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#70 - Procreating Robots
What could possibly go wrong? Jonesy enjoys paying full price and searches for some whipped cream. Thomas gets some tip money snatched. Frank's sad holiday includes trying to unclog a urinal. Codigo tequila, George Strait songs, NFL picks and we finally answer the question on everyone's mind...IS CHEESECAKE PIE OR CAKE?
2021-12-05
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#69 - Thanksgiving 2021
Gobble - gobble! Frank, Thomas and Jonesy drink Wild Turkey's Longbranch and discuss how delicious Matthew Mconaughey's bourbon is, list of his best movies, favorite dishes on Turkey Day and answer the question we've all asked... is pie better than cake? Happy Thanksgiving boys and girls!
2021-11-28
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#68 - Indoggo
Strawberry flavored awesome sauce! Frank and Thomas sample and rate Snoop Dogg's Gin while discussing chicken nuggets, proper "hijean", concert shower, Church Karen, gambling hurdles and Week 11 NFL picks.
2021-11-19
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#67 - Toilet Cobra
Hopefully this bottle of 'Dos Hombres Mezcal' can help! Jonesy binge-watches 'Yellowstone', after a 90 hour workweek. Thomas wonders about fast food employees. Frank goes to 'First Friday' but can't find any toilets. Best french fries, Kevin Costner films, NFL picks and Wyatt Earp's Oriental Saloon & Theater.
2021-11-12
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#66 - The Arm Barn
No Jonesy, no problem. Frank & Thomas taste test P. Diddy's Ciroc Peach as they discuss whining bartenders, Popeye's rat infestation, eating at only Six Flags for 7 years and a list of demands from a $12 million extortion. If you're reading this, you've also survived Halloween weekend, Cheers!
2021-11-06
1h 04
Pre-Shift
#65 - Halloween Edition 2021
Frank, Thomas and Jonesy dive into the best Halloween candy, the scariest horror icons all while sipping on some Avion tequila. Happy Halloween boys and girls!
2021-10-31
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#64 - Beard Growing Angel Wings
What just happened?! This week we sip on yet another UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR, some Aviation American Gin courtesy of Ryan Reynolds. Jonesy 'The Warden' kicks out G-Money. Thomas wins the lottery but doesn't know how much to tip. Frank loses a a credit card and gets called a 'Cornball' by a bachelorette party. This never happened. We were never here. Beware of the Hunter's moon.
2021-10-22
58 min
Pre-Shift
#63 - Matty Ice
"These kids are hopeless." Jonesy is excited hockey is back. Thomas gets scolded by a guest over a Tito's-Red Bull. Frank attempts to eat a 25 foot chimichanga. Creepy girlfriend, celebrity tippers, trash bag luggage and NFL picks. "Favorite Chicago Bear... Tedy Bruschi."
2021-10-15
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#62 - Buffet Brawl
Who wants a scoop of crap turd ice cream? Jonesy is loving football so much he's preparing for U of A tryouts. Thomas witnesses a fight over crab legs. Frank celebrates 'National Taco Day' with a blind guy. NFL picks, Howler Head Whiskey, naked pumpkin and drunk guy search party.Â
2021-10-08
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#61 - Modelo Niagara
Bottle or draft? Jonesy feels old seeking his High Roller settlement. Thomas has to confront a stealing co-worker. Frank hates RV's and wants to party with Nic Cage. 3am tacos, NFL picks, Vegas fitness, and Teremana - The People's Tequila!
2021-10-01
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#60 - Oaza
Get lost in the sauce! Jonesy loves to get bad reviews and wants to party with JJ Watt. Thomas cuts off Rob Manfred and yells at good samaritans. Frank has a dilemma on his hands and thinks Korean BBQ is a scam. Illegal beer, KFC smugglers, Iowa St Cyclones and who wants a free car???
2021-09-24
1h 00
The Heart of Markness Led Zeppelin Podcast
Bonus - John Paul Jones - Diamanda Galas LA 1994
We hear John Paul Jones & avant-garde artist Diamanda Galas in LA on Dec 4, 1994. Great stuff. Pete Thomas on drums. Wild screaming and deep bass beats prevail. Very interesting as always from Jonesy.
2021-09-20
25 min
Pre-Shift
#58 - Southwest Shotgun
We are going to enjoy the end of the world. Jonesy takes a young punk to bartending school. Thomas travels through time. Frank gives us his NFL week 1 picks. Labor Day trash, special puke people, Bishop Sycamore, and DQ guy.
2021-09-14
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#57 - The Larney
Yeah yeah it's another Pre-Shift. Jonesy 'The Narc' explains The Tucson Trolley. Thomas hates Vegas traffic and has found The Holy Grail. Frank ventures down to Tucson and realizes he's just too old. Drunk policing, football season, Old Vegas and did Frank find his huckleberry?
2021-09-05
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#56 - The Hungry Games
They can't stop all of us. Jonesy isn't homeless yet and seems well nourished. Thomas bartends over Skype and shares an Uber. Frank goes to SummerSlam and his worst nightmare comes true. Hot dog lifespan, grandma Karen, gas station rules and The Witching Hour.Â
2021-08-29
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#55 - The Wooden Nickel
CASH ONLY! Jonesy loves gambling and gives an update on Tucson wagering. Thomas cusses at HR after working the Raiders 1st HOMiE game. Frank hears a guy singing in the bathroom stall next to him. Killa Cam, super flush, Manny vs Mikey C-word and Superfan Tanner calls in.
2021-08-21
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#54 - Fat Guy Towel Weather
Pre-Shift returns... Jonesy goes to The Alamo and rolls dice in his backyard. Thomas can't believe what he sees at work. Frank meets a 90's rapper and brings his own sweat towel. Loud outspoken wife, fake food inspectors, guy climbs Aria and the I-10 Belly Buster.
2021-08-14
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#53 - Live from Tommy Rocker's
Happy Birthday Pre-Shifters! Celebrate with Frank, Thomas and Jonesy as they hand out 'Shifties' to some of your favorite characters of the show including: Manny, Dom, The Infamous Mikey Seward and more! Thank you to all the fans for tuning in and supporting the show. We'll try our hardest to keep disappointing you for many years to come.Â
2021-07-15
1h 22
Pre-Shift
#52 - Urinal Hairs
You're supposed to poop before you party! Sheriff Jonesy makes a citizen's arrest and barks at his next door neighbor. Thomas has too many capri-suns and is M.I.A. Frank throws a back door party and tips Jonesy $600. Firework Karen, The Tamale Bandits, bad neighbors and bar bathrooms. Stop requesting songs from the disc jockey!
2021-07-08
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#51 - Sushi Shirt
Supervise those Husbands! Karaoke Jonesy is such a bro. Thomas is defeated by tourists. Frank has a face for radio and eats Subway 'Tuna'. Karen vs Kyle, No Fun Police, Family Drinking and getting trashed at the movies. Don't burn the city down pyros!
2021-07-02
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#50 - Poop & Rally
Make sure your cellular device is charged beforehand. Sheriff Jonesy smokes a cigar and has a crappy customer. Thomas is 'The Cleaner' as he becomes a creature of the night. Frank goes to Denny's and sneezes a little too hard. Fleeing Creep, Racist Karen, McBirth and Human Jerky. Shout out to 'The Crystal Palace Saloon' in Tombstone, AZ!
2021-06-24
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#49 - The Sickening Six
It's a living hell out here, in the Southwest! Jonesy forgot to pay his internet bill. Thomas is more of a cat person, in the casino and the grocery store. Frank goes to the pool and shaves his shoulders. Hangry Karen, Creepy employees, wing shortage, after hours party and Pakistani Police. Audacity is at an all-time high!
2021-06-17
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#48 - Banks & Spanks
ACT ACCORDINGLY! Jonesy forgets how hot it gets and uses a pickle jar for what? Thomas tries to do a good deed but becomes de-sensitized. Frank is the 'Long-back-asaurus' and has to work the front door. Elementary School Karen, Creepy Toes, Happy Hour All-Nighter and who else has Drunk Parents?
2021-06-10
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#47 - No Shirt, No Shoes, Open Bar
Who should re-populate the Earth? Jonesy hates all buffets and gives romantic advice. Thomas worked from dusk til dawn, all Memorial Day weekend...nuff said. Frank's miserable, too hot and is against airline weight limits. Common Creep, Karen's flight gets delayed & top 10 cheeseburgers. DOLPH LUNDGREN.Â
2021-06-03
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#46 - Ghost Hungers
STOP EATING OUT OF THE FRUIT TRAY! Jonesy is in-studio and tries to withdraw $50,000 from the ATM. Thomas is 'Daddy Day Care' as he works Graveyard all week. Frank's on Gravy Watch because buffets are cancelled. Karen call-in, Creepy Teacher, gym evac, and riding the Greyhound. NO COMMUNITY PEANUTS!
2021-05-28
59 min
Pre-Shift
#45 - Strip Club Vaccine
Quarantine bodies grinding, 32 oz minimum! Jonesy rewards himself with a vanity, after a long graduation weekend. Thomas misplaces a sports parlay talking to his graveyard manager. Frank turns into a petting zoo after his wildest dream comes true. Shirtless guy, stripper pizza, beach creep and no more masks or underwear!
2021-05-20
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#44 - Noble Flatulence
You put a quarter in, you get a dollar's worth. Jonesy adds Ricky Martin to his playlist and recaps his weekend. Thomas goes to Big Bear and sends his food back. Frank goes to Home Depot and drinks questionable booze. Airport Creep, Chinese Food Karen, fart stories and friends you can't hang out with.
2021-05-13
1h 00
Pre-Shift
#43 - Mexican Raiden
Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. Jonesy has an HOA problem and blocks traffic getting his coffee. Thomas wants a police escort and looks like Eric Estrada. Frank goes to the doctor and has a wet dream. Hotel Karen, McRobber, Gym Creep and Red Lobster Biscuits vs Olive Garden breadsticks?
2021-05-06
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#42 - Hot Boy Summer
Next week is the end of the world... Jonesy flirts with health inspectors to get a passing grade. Thomas sits in someone's spot and wants to party in Utah. Frank orders a White Russian from his 7th grade teacher. DUI Dom, thief strikes again, Karen parks and a drunk teacher... that cold sweet kiss of death.
2021-04-29
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#41 - FAST food & THE FURIOUS
Get lost in the sauce. No Jonesy, no problem but he still finds a way to participate. Thomas moves to become the 'World's Worst Male Stripper'. Frank opens a checking account at McDonald's and sucks at pizza. EDC coyotes, karaoke mace, local casinos and Karen knows what she ordered. All hail the Sultan of Nogi!
2021-04-22
59 min
Pre-Shift
#40 - Sweaty Boob Cash
Available exclusively in Usher Bucks! Jonesy gets caught selling shifts and sneaks booze onto the bus. Thomas has official merch and gives us '10 Bachelor Party Rules'. Frank witnesses a first and joins a gym for the toilets. Dog Poop Karen, Web-toed Hooker, selling Wife's food and can i get a hug?
2021-04-18
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#39 - The Meat Sweats Club
It's mud butt season, time for money making and free random trash. Robocop Jonesy questions Frank's heyday and berates his barista. Thomas aka DJ Plain Bread delivers good luck and well wishes. Frank questions life while drinking at the movies. Pizza Karen, period creep, fast food headlines and what's the 2nd best pizza topping?
2021-04-08
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#38 - Dessert Diamond
Buffoonery and backdoor parties, chapter 1 of "The Happy Valley Chronicles". Jonesy has to chase away homeless pyros. Thomas goes to Smackdown, leaves obliterated. Frank advocates for another lockdown but not for reasons you may think. Step mom Karen emails city council, last hour before close and which celebrity would you want to party with?
2021-04-01
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#37 - The Snake Pit
Vegas is back, hittin' it hard & early! Jonesy is back and has to play moneyball, after his easiest St. Patty's Day ever. Thomas found his brother's doppelganger and charges the entire Midwest for parking. Frank 'The Every Friend' cleans up puke and hates fries from [codeword: roadhouse]. 2 Karens, 1 Creep, Stagedoor shooting, volcano hot dogs and the award for douchebag of the year goes to...
2021-03-25
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#36 - Warm Toilet Seat
It's the bar-tending Super-Bowl, St. Patrick's Day! Jonesy is too afraid to even open his laptop. Thomas prints his own $5 bills and tells us his favorite O'Malley story. Frank judges a kissing contest while getting stuck in an elevator. Karen wants a free chair, toilet etiquette and bartender breast milk. Everybody looks before they flush!
2021-03-18
1h 00
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Mutant City Blues
Pelgrane Press brings us another exciting RPG in the form of cops & robbers & mutants! Nate and Carlos review the MUTANT CITY BLUES RPG, a game that stresses role playing in a post epidemic world where mutants from both sides try to save or ruin cities and maybe the world. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music...
2021-03-12
44 min
Pre-Shift
#35 - Karate Stance
It's starting to smell like fresh, ripe bum p*** again! Jonesy opens for Papa Roach and throws some dice. Thomas calls out and meets his brother's new neighbors. Frank under cuts the market and always needs more eggs. Fighting co-workers, Karen assaults the pilot, man climbs the Eiffel Tower and the calm before the storm...
2021-03-11
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#34 - ATM Breathalyzer
Happy Birthday Justin Bieber! Jonesy asks for an itemized receipt and doesn't know how to work a computer. Thomas is the getaway driver and brings his baby to the bar. Frank's emergency contact and an IV of lard. Group date Karen, 4th Ave underpass, fake kidnapping and philosophical drunk men.
2021-03-04
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#33 - Fast Food Carrier Pigeon
So 2 Alvarado's walk into a gym... Jonesy 'The Legend' is in studio and lies about his age. Thomas has to mop the freezer as he describes his training day at Strat. Frankie (AyCE) eats damn good brisket and loves Nico's 3000. Closing time Karen, cocaine frosted flakes, fast food settlement offer and the ultimate bartender perk.
2021-02-25
1h 04
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Arkham Horror: The Card Game
Join Tim Salay and Carlos as they discuss the Arkham Horror Card Game Campaign they are running on Sundays. A great solo or family co-operative game that is well written with lots of background. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music by: Tabletop Audio - https://tabletopaudio.com/ Social Media: Immortals Inc. â–şPatreon: https://goo.gl/MoSPLg â–şFacebook: https://goo.gl/HfQTRR â–şTwitch: https://goo.gl/noe...
2021-02-21
24 min
Pre-Shift
#32 - Midshift Mac & Cheese
Good times...don't miss it at all. Jonesy is ovulating and floods O'malleys with a tear in his eye. Thomas is the Laughlin Creep and parties with J Stew. Franks prays during lap dances while he aims low. Karen's college fund, Alabama review, underwear masks and fake IDs.
2021-02-18
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#31 - The Female Perspective
Chicken wing twerking! Tara dishes on her regulars, pool stories and Gary 'The Perfect Guest.' Jonesy loves to sing Aladdin but loses his internet connection. Thomas shaves his head and goes on a first date with Cam. Frank finally wins a bet and still has to beg for his Christmas bonus. Karen needs to settle, streaking at Circa and great parenting at The Linq.
2021-02-11
1h 04
Pre-Shift
#30 - Fat Boy Sushi Roll
Once upon a time, there was 2 fat guys sprinting... Jonesy makes a blue bloody mary just in time to order male yoga pants online. Thomas is growing his hair out and channels his inner Megamind. Frank doesn't delegate and gives us his Superbowl bets and food. Karen hates lemonade, Creep orders a slice of pizza and a drunk guy throws piss. Beware of the Promenade Rat!
2021-02-04
1h 06
Pre-Shift
#29 - Slim Husky
It's raining men! Jonesy is double fisting and finally bought a mic. Thomas gets a haircut from a one-handed barber and has to share a bed with his brother. Frank's meal plan will get you certified Husky in no time with damn good bleu cheese. We talk Tucson violence, best gas station food, alcohol delivery and Karen misses McDonald's breakfast cutoff.
2021-01-28
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#28 - One-legged Pigeons
Another week, another flock of insanity. Jonesy wishes Frank good luck and tries to guess what he ate. Thomas watches 'Aliens', drinks on the job and avoids getting fired. Frank pukes in the bathtub, passes out, clogs the drain and nearly drowns. Karen has a problem with her Tesla, $5 date night and urinal cameras. What more do you need?
2021-01-21
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#27 - Bean Juice
The stimulus has arrived along with a Spongebob 150 teenage Battle Royale at Meadows Mall. Jonesy has to get his dog food delivered, after getting his hands dirty at work. Thomas rats on his brother again and orders 10 Crown Royals before happy hour ends. Frank's favorite bathroom stall is out of order so he decides to pay a lost bet in quarters. $600 at Walmart, Karen's Christmas and the Sunset Park Gator are here for free samples!
2021-01-14
1h 03
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Cthulhu Dark Ages
Nate and Carlos discuss Cthulhu Dark Ages RPG from Chaosium. This is just not Cthulhu in D&D, there are rules adjustment and a rich history to bring it to life and immerse your characters in a world of horror. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music by: Tabletop Audio - https://tabletopaudio.com/ Social Media: Immortals Inc. â–şPatreon: https://goo.gl/MoSPLg â–şFacebook: https://goo.gl/HfQTRR â–şTwitch: https://goo.gl/noeFF1 â–şTwitter: https://goo.gl/mqKjry â–şInstagram: https://goo.gl/xBF2uT â–şWebsite: https://goo...
2021-01-08
35 min
Pre-Shift
#26 - Old Lady Tumbleweeds
New year, still fat! Jonesy goes to whole foods, in $250 jeans and receives some cosmic justice. Thomas grew a mustache to impress a boy toy at work. Frank brings his own breast milk after a long week of no hot dog lady and no happy hour. Karen tries to return pants, dine and dash shooting and bartending in Tombstone. What would happen to Frank on his tippy toes?!
2021-01-07
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#25 - 2020 is finally over!
We crossed the flaccid finish line. Jonesy brags about Christmas presents, researches poor people and gets to finally celebrate the new year. Thomas runs into a barbed wire fence after drinking keg beer at a quinceanera. Frank 'The Squatter' splits his pants turtling with Tig and only finds heartbreak in the drive-thru. Karen dials 911, $5 candy bars and drinking in high school. Happy New Year scumbags!
2020-12-31
1h 03
Pre-Shift
#24 - Eggnog & Pop Tarts
Cheers to Last Christmas! Jonesy is the Grinch and tells Frank how fatter than normal he looks. Thomas the Creepy Elf stomps on his brother's toes and 'helps' him change a car battery. Frank hates Christmas albums so he decided to sing about it. Baby chain smoker, 12 year old DJ, fat kid drops fries and man threatens cook with shotgun are all on Santa's list. Happy Festivus!
2020-12-24
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#23 - The Concession Stand
What's the password? Jonesy aka 'Man of War' is grounded for staying up past curfew but that won't stop him from clogging Scott's toilet. Video surfaces of Thomas coaching youth sports while he gives us an update on New York rats and the rocket man. Frank goes to the 99¢ store and apparently loves Nick Lachey but what really destroyed his Olympic career? We talk lot lizards, megachurch strip clubs and Romosexuals! What more do you need?
2020-12-17
1h 02
Pre-Shift
#22 - Hot Dog Fight Club
Just make sure you give Vontaze Burfict good directions. Jonesy stays up past curfew, forgets to order beer gas and makes a vodka-cranberry with tequila? Thomas complains about having to celebrate Frank's birthday and how he orders too much food. Frank is 38 years young but that won't stop him from rubbing mashed potatoes on his head. We also have a Karen, Frank's Rule of 3 and cheesecake or pie?
2020-12-10
1h 01
Pre-Shift
#21 Vegas Lite
We're still here! Jonesy has an 8 o'clock curfew and mentions Bro-Cha-Cho. Thomas hears about underground strip clubs, talks about an old friend punching a cabbie and relieves himself outside of a casino. Frank goes to Panda Express and gets yelled at, considers being a fast food coyote, and gets excited about the McRib! We also talk Tyson/Jones, copper thieves and Karen eats a cupcake!
2020-12-03
1h 01
Pre-Shift
Wild Turkey
Cheers to the end of the world! Frank gives us his favorite Thanksgiving dishes and his dancing leads to an injury. Jones is back with his dialup internet connection to tell us all about voluntary curfew. Thomas does his best Eddie Munster impression while giving his Creepy Hot Spots. We discuss New Normal, bar hopping at 7am, Alvarado family stories and introduce Irving. DON'T DRINK HAND SANITIZER!Â
2020-11-26
1h 01
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Carnevale
Nate found a miniature game from overseas that he really liked and is giving his review of CARNEVALE! It's a game of miniature combat set against the dark background of 18th Century Italy where magic has returned and evil forces creep upon humanity. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music by: Tabletop Audio - https://tabletopaudio.com/ Social Media: Immortals Inc. â–şPatreon: https://goo.gl/MoSPLg â–şFace...
2020-10-26
33 min
Hops and Box Office Flops
Dreamcatcher – A Bad Case of Alien Hemorrhoids
Dreamcatcher is based on a novel by Stephen King. King is indisputably this generation's most prolific writer of horror. Unfortunately, for too long, the film's based on his novels weren't up to snuff. Dreamcatcher certainly falls into that category. It's filled with laughable dialogue, slapstick scares, and a near nonsensical plot. In short, it's a mess. But it shouldn't have been. Its cast is excellent, featuring Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Timothy Olyphant, and Damian Lewis in the lead roles, as well as Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore in supporting ones. And it was written and di...
2020-10-09
1h 45
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: King in Yellow
In preparation for Halloween we are reviewing the KING IN YELLOW from Pelgrane Press. Inspired by Robert W. Chambers’ influential cycle of short stories, The Yellow King Roleplaying Game takes you on a brain-bending spiral through multiple selves and timelines. Written and designed by GUMSHOE master Robin D. Laws, it pits the characters against the reality-altering horror of The King in Yellow. This suppressed play, once read, invites madness or a visit from its titular character, an alien ruler intent on invading and remolding our world into a colony of his planet, Carcosa. Nate gi...
2020-09-12
39 min
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Warhammer 40K Crusade Campaign
John and Nate have a discussion about 9th Edition of Warhammer 40K and the upcoming Crusade Campaign launching soon at the store. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music by: Tabletop Audio - https://tabletopaudio.com/ Social Media: Immortals Inc. â–şPatreon: https://goo.gl/MoSPLg â–şFacebook: https://goo.gl/HfQTRR â–şTwitch: https://goo.gl/noeFF1 â–şTwitter: https://goo.gl/mqKjry â–şInstagram: https://goo.gl/xBF2uT...
2020-08-27
39 min
PFCUTTIN
EastNYRadio 8 - 20 - 20
As the summer continues to heat up, Pf Cuttin comes thru with this all New Hip Hop mix. Taken from his live show on Thursday nights on Mixlr. Here the link to his live page. https://mixlr.com/pf-cuttin/ To donate towards the show: paypal.me/pfcuttin cash app. $pfcuttin 1- Sa-Roc / Evidence - Deliverance 2- FATBOI SHARIF & ROPER WILLIAMS - CHURCH TOWERS 3- John Creasy ft. Jay Nice - Day of Atonement 4 - REKS ft. Pharoah Monch - The Complex 5 - Southside Jonesy - Close Range 6 - Struggle Mike ft. Fred The Godson, Rick Hyde & G Mims - Something...
2020-08-20
1h 07
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Dragonraid RPG
DRAGONRAID is the classic Christian based adventure that has survived from the early 80's. Nate discusses the product, system and nostalgia of this item while Carlos gives us a little history on how role-playing games were once considered a big time evil in the world. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn -Thomas Forms -Lane DeLong -AE Jonesy -Melior Via -Roger Cherni -Rusty Littell Music by: Tabletop Audio - https://tabletopaudio.com/ Social Media: Immortals Inc. â–şPatreon: https://goo.gl/Mo...
2020-08-13
43 min
Immortals Inc Podcast
Podcast: Warhammer 40K Indomitus Box Set
Hey guy and gals, this is a long one! Nate really gets into the latest rules of Warhammer 40,000 from Games Workshop. Nate does a quick review of some of the rules updates and the book layout, but we spend a lot of the time talking about the new Crusade rules for use with Warhammer 40,000. The Crusade rules allow you to run an escalating campaign where your army and improves and grows or can suffer set backs as you compete against other players. Shout out to our Patreon Supporters / Co Producers -Elyunn ...
2020-08-02
1h 01