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Up Close and PersonalTim Kalpakis [UNLOCKED EPISODE]We're baAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAck! Let's go!
Funnyman Tim Kalpakis came by and was down to record an episode of our 5 Star Pod.
2022-12-0719 min
Up Close and PersonalEdy Modica and Eliza Kimberly [UNLOCKED FULL EP]Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! Standup comedy hijinks ensue.
2022-02-2349 minUp Close and PersonalJon Daly [UNLOCKED FULL EP]Jon Daly's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.
2022-02-1641 minUp Close and PersonalJoe Pera Drinks English Beer With Us [UNLOCKED FULL EP]Joe Pera's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.
2022-02-0953 minUp Close and PersonalIn Seventh Heaven with Ben Levin [UNLOCKED FULL PATREON EP]Jay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.
2021-09-1542 minUp Close and PersonalNot Much To Complain About Re: This Ep with Rajat Suresh (UNLOCKED FULL EPISODE)Now you can hear Rajat's entire episode for free...very cool.
2021-07-0143 minUp Close and PersonalSummer...Winter...Spring...Fall in Love with Summer Emerald aka @heaberald (UNLOCKED FULL EP)We unlocked the last 11 mins of Summer's ep for all listeners! Peace y'all!
2021-06-2644 minUp Close and PersonalJason Woliner Wins the Internet for the Day (UNLOCKED DRUNK FULL EP)This is the Jason Woliner ep from 2020, and the last 14 mins are UNLOCKED audio of the 3 of us drunk! When we're drunk, we all down the drinks and discuss Michael Jackson, our day jobs, and other weird crap. Peace!
2021-06-1050 minUp Close and PersonalCole Kush Did An Amazing Job on the Episode (UNLOCKED FULL EP)We're unlocking our EXTENDED eps and our BONUS eps from Patreon. Check back every Wednesday.
2021-06-0244 min2021-05-3128 minUp Close and PersonalDan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz Celebrate Our 1 Year Podcast Anniversary with UsDid you ever want to get to know Dan Licata and Eliza Hurwitz?
This episode is a great opportunity!
THIS IS OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!!
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Thanks y'all! We appreciate your support.
2021-03-2425 minUp Close and PersonalHype Itemson's @Chill_items World is Round... and We’re Down.The three grown men reminisce on days of old, and attempt a stunt to unite art and science.
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Putrid vid for “Fast” by Half
2021-03-1726 minUp Close and PersonalTeaser: Atelston Fitzgerald Holder 1st (Part 1)The full episode is available for free to people who pay us $5 on a monthly basis... We use a platform called Patreon, which is basically an American membership platform that provides business tools for content creators to run a subscription service. It helps creators and artists earn a monthly income by providing rewards and perks to their subscribers. Patreon charges a commission of 5 to 12 percent of creators' monthly income, in addition to payment processing fees. Check it out: www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives Atelston returns for Part 2 next week!
2021-03-1101 minUp Close and PersonalDirtjane Imagines Crap and Spits Saliva with UsGuest is: @realdirtjane
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2021-03-1024 minUp Close and PersonalTeaser: Rock and roll ain’t dead w/ @earthdistance and @Joe_keller710Subscribe www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-03-0500 minUp Close and PersonalWho is Jerry Paper?Enjoy the podcast? Premium Up Close and Personal eps available every Thursday only at: patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-03-0326 minUp Close and PersonalTeaser - Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal)The full episode is available for free to people who pay us $5 on a monthly basis... We use a platform called Patreon, which is basically an American membership platform that provides business tools for content creators to run a subscription service. It helps creators and artists earn a monthly income by providing rewards and perks to their subscribers. Patreon charges a commission of 5 to 12 percent of creators' monthly income, in addition to payment processing fees. Check it out: www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-02-2501 minUp Close and PersonalJay's Friend Stopped by for Mermaid's Memorywww.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-02-2425 min2021-02-1901 minUp Close and PersonalTim Kalpakis Lowkey Came By And It ShowsThe first time the 3 of us all chilled together. This should be weird as f**k...
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2021-02-1724 minUp Close and PersonalTeaser - Premium Vibes with Brendon Walshwww.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-02-1100 minUp Close and PersonalBrendon Walsh Comes On The Show Like a BossPremium eps every Thursday: patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-02-1022 minUp Close and PersonalHave You Ever Heard a Podcast… on Acid?! with Podcast About ListWhat Happens When 5 Men Relax? Find out by clicking this file.
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2021-02-0343 minUp Close and PersonalVic Berger Gets Lit (Premium Unlocked Ep!)www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-01-2739 minUp Close and PersonalJoe Pera Drinks English Beer With UsHear the full episode: patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-01-2053 minUp Close and PersonalImagine Matching PJs with PJ Evans...Jay and Matthew are finally able to open up about several newer, never-before-discussed topics, then they hold their very own "AMA" conducted by PJ Evans. Basically, they provided their preferences after PJ ended up near them by chance. But once they were able to sync up, they figured might as well let the good times roll! Patrons get to hear plenty of extra chit chat and a very special New Year Song! patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-01-1344 minUp Close and PersonalFerris Wheels, OBGYNs, and Other TopicsJay and Matthew discuss being born, Raging Waters, and the guys at the park. Patrons can hear them finish the ep on a blue note, telling dirty jokes before encountering a very close -- and very ill -- friend from an earlier episode. The friend actually looks kind of wan, which is cause for concern. Unfortunately, their sick friend is not available for free listeners. Check this out, yo: patron.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2021-01-0749 minUp Close and PersonalWelp, Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly came by to say Happy New YearsAnother ep. This should be rich. Jay and Matthew celebrate New Years Eve in style, sitting in the shade at an outdoor concert with comediennes Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly. Standup comedy hijinks ensue.
2020-12-2439 minUp Close and PersonalJon Daly... On Another Weekly Ep???Jon Daly teaches Jay and Matthew how to do improv comedy. Things don't exactly go as planned. Yeah.
2020-12-1633 minUp Close and PersonalIn Seventh Heaven with Ben LevinJay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.
Subscribe to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives for the extended ep, which includes an in-depth look at the crap that goes down in the sack when people hook up at last.
For more Levin, check out Office Hours' just-released Drop Concert, directed by Ben Levin himself.
2020-12-0942 minUp Close and PersonalNot Much To Complain About Re: This Ep with Rajat SureshJay and Matthew approach the heart of the matter regarding what the holiday season legitimately means, they discuss the merits of programs focusing on traveling abroad, and they tap into Rajat Suresh's creative process, including how he eventually landed the pilot. Thank you Rajat and everybody!
Jay and Matthew's senior thesis from Italy can be unlocked by subscribing to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2020-12-0232 minUp Close and PersonalSummer...Winter...Spring...Fall in Love with Summer Emerald (@heaberald)Jay and Matthew discuss custody issues, mental illness, and a man who visits Egypt. After an aborted attempt to drink teas and juices, they enjoy the sun’s last dying rays with Montreal-based artist Summer (@heaberald), who opens up about who she really is and what it is she is all about.
The episode ends with an alarming screech, which can be removed by subscribing to patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2020-11-2644 minUp Close and PersonalJason Woliner Wins the Internet for the DayKickass director Jason Woliner takes a choo choo train to chill with Those Timeless Creatives. He discusses his new film, which is already emerging as one of Amazon Prime Video's most legendary movies ever, and opens up in a big way about his feelings on the alternative comedy scene. Plus, Patreon subscribers get the opportunity to hear us get... well... how else can we put this... DRUNK!
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2020-11-1837 minUp Close and PersonalCole Kush Did An Amazing Job on the Episodehttps://www.patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives
2020-11-1140 minUp Close and PersonalRobin Hatch (es) Out Of Her ShellFinally Robin, Jay, and Matthew all became friends with each other. It was long overdue but they were psyched when it happened. They appreciated each other all day and night, having one excellent conversation after another. Later, they found themselves at a club that blasted a great new song at max volume. They capped everything off to grab some late nite eats, and they wish to do it all over again soon. Robin Hatch's new album Noise is available here.
2020-11-0448 minUp Close and Personal@oldfriend99 and @joef233 say "Okay boomer!"After taking several of his homemade vaccines, Jay and Matthew gladly find themselves inside a cringeworthy area or realm. That said, there were some useful problems or aspects to be gained in there/it, and at a minimum several boss ass moments. These include an experience with @joef233 and @oldfriend99, who take the opportunity to explain who it is they actually are and what it is they are all about, insofar as that's possible.
2020-10-2837 minUp Close and PersonalIt's Raining, It's Pouring - It's Raina Morris!Jay and Matthew use an “inflatable cuff” to measure a cardinal vital sign that guides both acute and long-term clinical decision making...blood pressure, aka BP! Shortly afterwards, Raina Morris (@quakerraina) came by to discuss Waluigi’s maniacal nature, Nelson’s foyer, and where to get the best beer.
2020-10-0933 minUp Close and PersonalBrian Fiddyment Fiddles Around With UsJay and Matthew discuss recent events in Southern California and convene with Brian Fiddyment to go over some old and good times that were had on a dinner date (digitally re-enacted by Candace Carrizales).
2020-09-2532 minUp Close and PersonalJo Firestone Rocks The House. Let's Do This Thing!Jay and Matthew decide to screw around and open up a bit. This episode they had the pleasure of chilling with awesome comedian Jo Firestone. It had been a while since they all hungout in the past, so it was nice to catch up, chat about their past, and even get into fast food horror stories! This should be interesting...
They all hope to hangout again soon.
2020-09-1237 minUp Close and PersonalThe UCAP Staff Heads Off to LondonJay and Matthew go all the way to London to tour with UCAP’s audio wizards: England’s own @svengunderssen, as well as fellow North American @eckhart_lol. Hijinks ensue. Hijinks include but are not limited to a "stoned" visit to a certain henge and a spirited discussion of Aeroplanes, Carriages, and Lorries.
2020-09-0442 minUp Close and PersonalThis DJ Douggpound Episode is More Than the Sum of Its PartsJay and Matthew decide to mess around with a guitar just to see what would happen. They then find American comedian DJ Douggpound lingering in the hallway and discuss what makes him tick, namely 19th-century Realism and Monty Python.
Episode 19 should be of interest to fans of Those Timeless Creatives and to fans of DJ Douggpound, though it has crossover appeal for fans of podcasts in general. It's definitely worth a listen if you have the time to spare.
2020-08-2736 minUp Close and PersonalSteve Smith Pops By For Good Times!Jay and Matthew "chat it up" about their pet peeves, what pilots should NOT say to the air travelers, and a new strange friend with Hamtramck-based filmmaker and designer Steve Smith.
2020-08-1932 minUp Close and PersonalAlan Resnick is One Slick Muthaf**kaJay and Matthew discuss dreams, direct sunlight, and alma maters with American comedian, visual artist, and filmmaker Alan Resnick.
2020-08-1231 minUp Close and PersonalBrandon Wardell Jokes With UsJay and Matthew discuss the financial side of Up Close and Personal, which IS admittedly a business venture, and Jay shares news about a new creative project he’s working on with his significant other. Those Timeless Creatives also go down memory lane with Los Angeles-based comedian Brandon Wardell.
2020-07-3040 minUp Close and PersonalKimberly Clark Brought Out the Snark in Us!Jay and Matthew lay into the Los Angeles comedy scene, ants, and Clifford the Big Red Dog with wonderful comedian Kimberly Clark. Luckily Kim was totally down to meet up and chill with TTC at a Cat Cafe, where they all spent way more time with cats than usual.
2020-07-2340 minUp Close and PersonalSalina Ladha Has One Hell of a Good Attitude in this Ep!Jay and Matthew “joined the flies” at an outdoor camping site this week. The campsite was beautiful, and they kept their voices low during quiet time. Luckily, the wonderful artist Salina Ladha biked over to join them in the AM to discuss Canada’s immensity and regional cuisine.
2020-07-1538 minUp Close and Personal@Jessi_Rihanna Pops By For Good TimesJay and Matthew muse over what it would be like if cave people had internet access, and also try to find a good spot to relocate a certain Cheeto-colored bastard. Those Timeless Creatives then finally find out what makes @Jessi_Rihanna tick. Having Jessi in the studio really is a dream. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at (978) 616-7992.
2020-07-0833 minUp Close and PersonalVera Drew us out of our shells!Jay and Matthew discuss echo chambers, meatspace, the hobby of astronomy, and Twitter's ridiculous nature with Emmy-nominated editor, director, and writer Vera Drew. Stay tuned for Vera's new film, The People's Joker. In the meantime, tune in for the latest episode of her show, Hot Topics. Thanks for listening and have a great rest of the week!
If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at (978) 616-7992.
2020-07-0233 minUp Close and PersonalNick Thune Is "Like A Boss" In This Ep!Jay and Matthew are sleeping inside Nick Thune's peculiar Canadian cabin for this rainy episode. They chat it up about The Velvet Underground, iPod's "shuffle" feature, and the fine silver silk that cascades out of Nick Thune's TV. Subscribe to Nick's podcast "Goodnight Kiss" if you'd like to be tucked in by Thune himself.
2020-06-2441 minUp Close and PersonalNo EpisodeBlack Lives Matter
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2020-06-0408 minUp Close and PersonalTim Heidecker Finally Gets Real and Opens Up a BitJay Weingarten and Matthew Goldin hit the road to pick up their guest Tim Heidecker from the airport. Tim Heidecker is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician.
Those Timeless Creatives is releasing its first ever film on Friday, May 29th. It's called "Spin!" and it's only available on eternal.tv.
2020-05-2950 minUp Close and PersonalTravis Rust Isn't Rusty on This!Jay and Matthew dish about their guilty pleasure of reality shows and what makes them so trashy. Those Timeless Creatives also talk with their old buddy Travis Rust about his diver's certification, old good times, and the 3 even howl like wild animals. Subscribe to Travis' zine for more lit madness: https://forms.gle/Ai2wjooAbU2x1Ret7
2020-05-2047 minUp Close and PersonalJulia Mounsey as a Guest Makes for a Doozy of an EpJay and Matthew discuss "the haircut from Hell" and what makes working at Archer so bizarre. We also talk with guest Julia Mounsey about the intricacies of creative partnerships, bathroom keys, and Larry King's errors.
Julia’s livestream show “Less” premieres on May 21. Watch here: https://www.twitch.tv/lesslesslessless
2020-05-1330 min
Up Close and PersonalDonny Divanian Gets Drunk for Fun and Links Up with UsJay and Matthew tackle the bottled water vs tap controversy. We also delve into matrimonial shenanigans, time management, and good etiquette with guest Donny Divanian, whose remarkable show The Dress Up Gang is available on the TBS website, TBS app, and video on demand.
2020-05-0640 minUp Close and PersonalNo Pat Answers from Patricia Richardson!Jay and Matthew discuss the the relationship between consumption under Late Capitalism to animal sacrifice. Patricia Richardson "drops in" to discuss her latest read, relate an amusing anecdote about camera operators, and to challenge Those Timeless Creatives to think more deeply about the future of this podcast. Their discussion with Patricia covers every altitude, from Hell and its creepy caves to distant Heaven above us.
To check out the trolling incident Patricia refers to, check out: https://youtu.be/DvkKMPDo8_Q
Stay tuned for more info on our upcoming film release on eternal.tv as...
2020-04-2931 minUp Close and PersonalMitch Grassi Finally Smokes Live on MicJay and Matthew discuss cremation, rats with wings, and the value of Fortnite Battle Royale and other "stressbuster" games with Grammy award-winning singer Mitch Grassi, who also shows off some cool new dance moves!
Those Timeless Creatives also announce their new film, set to be released in May on eternal.tv.
Stay tuned for the upcoming Zoom party to celebrate 100 reviews on Apple Podcasts. Expect games galore - plus music from DJs Sven Gunderssen and Eckhart lol! For more updates, follow @retiredweirdos on Twitter and @thosetimelesscreatives on Instagram.
2020-04-2240 minUp Close and PersonalMusic Lover Michael D'Addario Joins the Fray!Jay and Matthew discuss workers’ comp, arson conditions, and Bill Maher with Michael D'Addario of the Lemon Twigs.
2020-04-1544 minUp Close and PersonalWe Hook Up With Weird Twitter Superstar Derek Estevez-Olsen (@derek8185338005)Jay and Matthew discuss podcast analytics, consciousness, and LaCroix with Derek Estevez-Olsen (@derek8185338005).
2020-04-0859 minUp Close and PersonalHere Comes the Bridey Elliott...Jay and Matthew discuss the War on Drugs, paleontology, and animal cruelty with American actor, comedian, and film director Bridey Elliott.
2020-04-0147 minUp Close and PersonalSasha Spielberg Gives Us the Spiel!Jay and Matthew discuss technology, conformity, and music with guest Sasha Spielberg of Buzzy Lee.
2020-03-2443 min