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Anchoevies37: TOPICS!Today, the anchoevies cover various topics.Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-07-151h 10Anchoevies36: Prank Calling!Timarie is morally conflicted about prank calling friends. Tessa’s dog is a deadbeat dad. Eva lost 30lbs thru diet and exercise. Jacob did what now?! #scandal (skip to 30 min if you want prank calls only the rest is honestly boring.)Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-05-2352 minAnchoevies35: BEWARE: Tessa May Scam You with Her MLMIn this episode: Drew has become a Disney adult. Plastic maxing is the new intuitive eating. SEEDS. Cold foam industry secrets. Eggs, Helena Eeagan style. Making an ebook. Our bodega guys just get us. Timarie almost d!ed. Enjoy the episode and leave us a review of epic proportions.Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-04-041h 06Anchoevies34: Life is Worth Living (sponsored by Short Stay Vacay)This is our first influencer brand trip!!! Thank you so much to Short Stay Vacay and Prints by Pavneet. This was genuinely the best weekend of our entire lives!!! Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-03-0157 minAnchoevies33: NO VACANCIES (feat. Johnathan)Did we just become a true crime podcast? On today’s episode we welcome our bestie Johnathan! Many topics and stories will take place. Fun side challenge!!! Take a shot every time Johnathan says fetch. Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-01-301h 26Anchoevies32: Needing Some Help Locating a Petite WomanToday’s episode covers: our first live studio audience caller, automatic salt & pepper grinders (again), arthritis awareness, scary ocean sounds, airplane mode, b**gers, the weather, Bobby Jack, and breakfast restaurants. Listen til the end to find out about the giveaway we’re gonna do when we hit 1k on insta! Love you minnows! Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-01-1657 minAnchoevies31: Ins and Outs 2025Today’s episode covers: our thoughts on cameras and photos, ground beef graphs for research, 2024 recaps, Italian pastries, TJ Maxx food, foraging, the twilight saga, and our ins and outs of 2025. Warning: TWILIGHT SPOILERS FROM 25:45-28:01. Ins and Outs begin at 29:00 lol. Special shout out to Tessa’s dog Theo chewing on an antler the entire time in the background, which is so precious and special!Support the showinstagramyoutube2025-01-101h 07Anchoevies30: A Very (late) Anchoevies Christmas*Let's all pretend this came out on December 26th 2024* - The Anchoevies end the year with a Christmas gift exchange, discuss Christmas traditions, and talk about their hopes for motherhood in the future. Cheers to all the baddie mamas out there we love you, especially you Mrs. Claus!! xoxo & merry Christmas - the 'choeviesSupport the showinstagramyoutube2025-01-0356 minAnchoevies30: A Very (late) Anchoevies ChristmasIn perfect Anchoevies fashion, we present to you our annual Christmas episode.... seven days late. OOPS! Sorry we were too busy having so much fun! But I guess this is just the type of podcast that keeps on giving 2025-01-0357 minAnchoevies29: CRAY BOT, sit on THIS (feat. Maddie and Tori)In today's episode, the Anchoevies invite minnows Maddie and Tori onto the pod. Not only because they are awesome baddies, but also because they might possibly be Tessa and Timarie from a parallel universe. WARNING: there is a lot of gabbing and giggling betwixt the four girls in this episode and the audio quality may or may not be questionable. But we are all stronger for listening. SIDE NOTE: Timarie is sorry for referring to the show "Punk'd" as "Prank'd". Special thanks to Jeremy Sumpter for sponsoring this episode.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-12-191h 07Anchoevies28: What Big Cascade Doesn't Want You to KnowIn today's episode, the Anchoevies relive their Thanksgiving week with a grateful heart, whether or not it was filled with tragedy and unfortunate events. They issue warnings about Big Cascade, and tell the tale of the great salsa bath of 2024. You don't get quality content like this just anywhere... Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-12-1652 minAnchoevies27: A Very Anchoevies ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving, minnows! We hope you are feeling grateful, thankful, and blessed this fateful Thursday. In today's episode, the Anchoevies warn you about the dangers of eating too much turkey, answer your burning questions, and discuss your hot takes. Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-11-2846 minAnchoevies26: Mona Lisa SPOILER AlertIn today's episode, Tessa and Timarie give you tips on how to make your bday party feel less like a Black Mirror episode, supply some good bestie date ideas, and talk about what will happen when they become president. This episode is VERY educational so don't forget a notebook, and to leave a 5 star review after listening.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-11-211h 00Anchoevies25: The Jeremy Allen White JacketIn today's episode, we are making WAVES. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a 5 star review if you even care. Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-11-1456 minAnchoevies24: Our Crazy Summer Under the LightsIn today's episode, the Anchoevies recap their crazy summers, talk about castor oil, and share their stance on appendicitis.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-11-021h 09Anchoevies23: This Episode is for Savages Only!!!Once again, the Anchoevies are coming to you FROM THE VAULT! This episode was recorded in the spring of 2024. Tessa and Timarie uncover their childhood trauma and talk about super savage stuff.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-09-201h 01Anchoevies22: POV You're a Tech-Neck Awareness PodcastTessa and Timarie are coming to you FROM THE VAULT because we recorded this in the spring of 2024 oopsies. But we are here now and that's what matters 2024-09-0148 minAnchoevies21: Tissua and Timarie Take Season 3Season 3 is here! And it's our hottest season yet. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review!Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-04-0757 minAnchoevies20: Vape Sobriety Merch Coming SoonIn today's episode, the Anchoevies discuss nesting, preemptively blocking potential haters and coworkers alike, and finding your artist within. Like and subscribe OR ELSE!Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-03-2754 minAnchoevies19: Dear Mr. Superbowl, We Have NotesIn today's episode the girlie pops debrief the Superbowl. We also can't help but wonder, is Jury Duty actually real?Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-03-0149 minAnchoevies18: Welcome to Avalar (plus a note to our h8ers)On today's episode, Tessa and Timarie share their predictions for the Superbowl, address their h8ers, and talk about other stuff as well.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-02-2253 minAnchoevies17: With Great Power Comes Great Joint PainHappy episode 17! Today, the 'choevies share their new greatest fear, how the way you get your ice will expose whether you're rich or poor, and Tessa's new lifestyle that involves wearing hats inconspicuously. Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-02-0950 minAnchoevies16: Using Tessa's Grandma for Her Handicap Parking PassWe lied about being pieces of sh**. And now we're inviting Tessa's grandma to every outing so we don't have to walk across parking lots. SPONSOR the pod for access to our very first bonus episode at the link below. Please DM us your questions on insta for our "Ask the Anchoevies" segment next week. See you then!Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-02-0149 minAnchoevies15: Unusual Celebrity CouplesOn today's episode, the Anchoevies cover everything from weird celeb couples to making new friends on Facebook Marketplace. Want bonus content from the 'choevies? Make sure to subscribe for just $3 a month to hear next week's very first bonus episode.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-01-1855 minAnchoevies14: Ins and Outs for 2024Welcome back to Anchoevies! We've missed our minnows dearly, and we thought the best way to welcome the new year would be with a compelling list of ins and outs for each of you to consider for 2024. Due to technical difficulties there will be no video content for this episode, but you can still listen via Spotify or Apple Podcasts.Support the showinstagramyoutube2024-01-1151 minAnchoevies13: A Very Anchoevies ChristmasMerry Christmas, minnows! Enjoy our last episode of 2023, and have a fabulous rest of your year. We will see you in 2024!sSupport the showinstagramyoutube2023-12-251h 00Anchoevies12: We Are the New Myth BustersIn today's very special episode, we experiment on Jacob thanks to Tiktok Shop, attempt to myth-bust the infamous LifeStraw, and of course, gab about the holiday happenings that are to come. Don't forget to subscribe here and on Youtube, and if you're feeling the holiday spirit you can support the pod for just $3 a month.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-12-1857 minAnchoevies11: Girl Mathing Black FridayThis week, the Anchoevies recap how the holiday week went, how buying things on sale can actually SAVE you money, and why old people should no longer be allowed to enter the gym. Please like and subscribe to our channel and consider supporting the Anchoevies for just $3 a month at the link below.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-11-3053 minAnchoevies10: A Turkey Themed EpisodeHappy Thanksgiving, Minnows! From our Anchoevy hearts to yours, may you get to sit on the couch with a crisp drink in your hand while your older relatives work tirelessly to prepare a decadent Thanksgiving Day meal for you. Bless!Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-11-2355 minAnchoevies9: We LOVE Men fr (feat. Super Secret MALE Guest)The Anchoevies have been facing some SERIOUS allegations about their feelings towards men, so today we prove the alligators wrong. Our super secret male guest is here to help us set the record straight. Timarie also shares how a chicken saved her life last week and helped her align her future.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-11-171h 08Anchoevies8: Did We Just Become a Self Help Podcast?On today's episode, Tessa and Timarie report some very scientifically-backed knowledge about how to evolve and become your best self. Watch out Huberman Lab, we are coming for you! (Not really we love you Andrew Huberman).Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-11-071h 05Anchoevies7: Where Do We Sign Up for the Draft?Please enjoy this incredible episode, may your bounty be plentiful and your day be grand! Also leave a 5 star review... OR ELSE!Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-10-2552 minAnchoevies6: Luteal Phase Got Us Down BadToday's episode is brought to you by Toyatata. Timarie quits her job to become a comedian and to start publishing episodes on time, Tessa goes into ketosis and gets a new bumper sticker. Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-10-2043 minAnchoeviesBONUS EPISODE!!! Cup of Coffee? $3. Kissing Your Own Mother on the Mouth? Priceless.In today's very special BONUS EPISODE, we have a special guest and possibly an Oedipus complex on our hands... The Anchoevies also share their recent search history and wonder if this episode should have been allowed to be published.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-10-1423 minAnchoevies5: Old People Are Cyber Security Warriors (feat. Macklemore)Tessa and Timarie are BACK! This week Timarie shares about her trip to the Oregon coast and Tessa warns listeners about the cyber security advice she received from her 80 year old bestie. Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-10-1253 minAnchoevies4: Why tf is Everyone Buying Life Straws? (feat. David Henrie)Today the hosts of Anchoevies take you thru their traumatizing medical horror stories, Timarie's copious amount of Instagram accounts, and their love for short kings at a young age. And the best part?! David Henrie is on the pod!!! If you like the episode, please leave a review and follow @Anchoeviespod on IG.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-09-2751 minAnchoevies3: A Brief History of Tessa's Farm Animals & Our Thoughts on Women's SuffrageToday's episode covers a lot of ground, specifically ground that contains many animal skeletons that lie six feet under. Tessa and Timarie discuss everything from hard days on the farm, to Pawn Stars, to totaling cars in southern France. If you like this episode please leave a review and follow the pod @anchoeviespod on all platforms. Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-09-191h 11Anchoevies2: Secrets, Lovers, & Being Afraid to Answer Your PhoneIn this week's episode, Tessa and Timarie respond to your requests for advice, your hot takes, and your hottest pressing questions... Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-09-121h 02Anchoevies1: Seven People from Kevin Bacon, One Person from David HenrieThe first episode is here!!! It's mostly about Tessa's Dad, but honorable mentions include: How Tessa and Timarie met, The Butterfly Effect, Mitchel Musso got arrested for WHAT??!, and all things David Henrie.Support the showinstagramyoutube2023-09-061h 13