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Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 253 - Alright, NowTom changes his name. Mike brings very little to the table this week. Topics include: grocery store nazi; the afterlife; Tom invents a game to make mealtime for fun for his niece; very expensive breadsticks; a sad cheat meal; Tom's workout routine; why Tom likes to be called Coyote; Mike makes a move toward career satisfaction  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  https://www.tomandmike.com  2025-05-161h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 247 - On the GlansRiiiiiight on it. Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow #PissTroughs #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #BeerSnobs #MexItalian #Scrotumatronics #FemboyConfusion Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check ou...2025-02-211h 14Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 246 - Decapitated by Kegels (feat. Amber Richard)I FOUND THE MEATLOAF! Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air fryer #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #magnetosphere #poleshift #IncredibleHulk #farts #giantess #murals #childsoldiers Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary...2025-02-071h 12Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 242 - I Stunned a Nun with a Stun GunPut on the Meat Suit and deal with it. Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #painting #doppelganger #bandshirts #WesleyWillis #PlayDoh #MikeTysonVsJakePaul #ThisOldHouse Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www...2024-12-131h 12Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 241 - The Song of ADDGather 'round folks, and I will sing you the song of my peop - OOH, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY!!! Topics include: Ghost in the Alexa; Jodi Arias; the human race is doomed; Tom's old comic book; Mike reviews the Wendy's Crabby Patty Meal; Indian food; weird band names; tech support; engagement rings; Mike's Tech Tips; Mike is lucky he doesn't get beaten up more often; bicyclists; BMX; ADD; conversion vans #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #JodiArias #CrabbyPattyMeal #IndianFood #TechSupport #diamonds #EngagmentRings #techtips #bicyclists #BMX Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com...2024-11-291h 06Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 240 - King of SoupSorry, no video again this week!  Audio-only listeners won't notice a difference, but the YouTube viewers will.  We'll be back to normal next episode.  On the plus side, this is a really funny episode. Topics include: Tom has a dream about urethral sounding; Tom says "yeah" a lot; Helen Keller; The Greatest American Hero; Vantablack BMWs?; Jesus "Gets" Us; Garfield is dead; AI is creepy and weird and scary; Bro My God!; snorting cum; what the fuck is going on?; oyster crackers and saltines; Tom flooded a vestibule at Kmart; flannel sheets;  #podcast #funny #comedy #come...2024-11-151h 13Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 239 - 2024 Halloween SpecialIt's that time again!  Time to get SpOoOoOky! Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inmates #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #missingproperty #litterboxesinclassrooms #conservatives #Dracula #phobias #deathrow #lastmeal Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** ...2024-10-3159 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 236 - Bungo Hogpen, Penile LawyerMike may be a hobbit, but he's a damned successful one! Topics include: poopy shrimp; sick penis; propaganda; Tom hates sitcoms; Mike visits New Jersey; penile law #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #FamilyMatters #BigBangTheory #NewJersey #hobbit #FreedomRock #Scientology Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike  2024-09-201h 20Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 234 - The AccuserJoin us as we explore the world of AI-generated music, the definition of Shoegaze, drinking hard liquor as a substitute for water, and more! Topics include: Mike is repairing and restoring a guitar, this song of the week brought to you by AI (Suno); should cover songs stay true to the original, or be reinterpretations of the original?; the definition of Shoegaze; Tom's beach trip; a cowboy's drink of choice; Steve Buscemi; the way creative people think; reality tunnels; space exploration; sex toy or obscure comic book character?;  Check out jackdeth's song, Summer Party Song, a...2024-08-231h 14Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 233 - Summer in ReviewFeeling nostalgic?  So are we! Topics include: Tom is sometimes ashamed of his own podcast; summer games we played as kids; young Tom was a bully; terrible bathroom stories; Mad Magazine; 80's and 90's toys #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GhostsInTheGraveyard #TVTag #Photon #Lasertag #HordakSlimePit #Crossfire #Pogoball #Spytech #bullying Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 2024-08-091h 08Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 231 - Pez BikiniThis week's episode was brought to you by Crappy Equipment!  We were able to record on our phones, but because of this, I wasn't given a video feed with both our faces on it at the same time.  The cuts were all automatically done by Zoom upon converting the file, so they look like shit.  Also, it sounds like shit, for multiple reasons.  On the plus side, this is the easiest edit I've had to do in years. Topics include: Mike's computer breaks, and so does Tom's ashtray, although these things are not directly related; Fallout 76; The Migh...2024-07-1239 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 229 - Dr. Phil's Stunt Bike SpectactularMike seriously did take a butter bath, don't let him try to tell you otherwise. Topics include: alcoholic slushies; Tom has dental work done; Mike's oldest daughter graduates from college; a visit from Dr. Phill McDraw; the real Dr. Phil and his stuntmen buddies; Minor League Baseball team names; Marilyn Manson with a mullet; beer #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #DrPhil #DrPhilparody #dentists #MinorLeagueBaseball #MarilynManson #beer Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Ch...2024-06-1458 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 223 - Celiac AdjacentMike looks like Goldilocks in this episode.  If you're only listening to the podcast, you obviously won't see that, but if you're watching it on YouTube, maybe it'll distract the fuck out of you like it did Tom. Topics include: names for toes; sexual feng shui; Andrew Tate; playing a didgeridoo; cats #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndrewTate #didgeridoo Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming wit...2024-03-2952 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 222 - Shart Week"Funny, kinda heavy, and then adorable." Mike's take on this week's episode. Topics include: various types of pudding; dukage; MIMAL; Vermin Supreme; Steven Seagal; some dude creepin' on Mike's steeze; thorazine dick; stone soup; AI; conservative family moves to Russia and immediately regret it; Tucker Carlson/Putin interview; Jon Stewart; a dose of cuteness #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #pudding #MIMAL #VerminSupreme #StevenSeagal #TuckerCarlson #JonStewart Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check...2024-03-151h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 219 - Firm and PurpleWe've had technical difficulties before, but this was the first time we've had to record the end of the podcast on another day. Topics include: Tom goes to a Tool concert; two bags of shoes; what do trenchcoats remind you of?; Hunter S. Thompson sightings; the Balldo; ripped Grimace; haunted smart devices; Deobra Reddie; Two Truths and a Lie; some dude pissed in Mike's front yard #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Tool #ToolBand #clothingtheft #trenchcoat #HunterSThompson #Balldo #Grimace #DeobraRedden #TwoTruthsAndALie Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud 2024-01-191h 15Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 216 - An Amish Christmas (2023 Holiday Special)Its that time again! BE SURE TO JOIN US ON NEW YEAR'S EVE AT 11 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME AS WE STREAM LIVE FROM GAMING WITH TOM & MIKE: https://www.youtube.com/live/1uAS6VXF0PM?si=_TLhw5xAJUuV7KfL  Topics include: holiday equity; Santa is more plausible than Jesus; Santa whupped a dude's ass; favorite Christmas memories; weight loss; wearing cologne at the gym; Nickelback likes your feet; what if Santa peed in Frosty's puddle?; Santa's eternal torment; ripping on the Amish yet again; apes are strong #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Santa #Jesus #C...2023-12-221h 10Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 213 - Grandma’s Cheesy VaginaThis episode originally featured an argument which wasn't funny enough to keep.  There are undercurrents of it throughout the episode, see if you can guess what it was about! Topics include: Dr. Pimple Popper; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice (legitimate source); huggist; somebody farts on Mike for a change; a lotta work for not a lotta meat; choking on fish bones; the Five Nights at Freddy's movie; Tom's comedy rage; what does 'woke' mean?; Thanksgiving and Christmas decorations; Mike explains embroidery; Big Nose George #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #drpimplepopper #gilbertgottfried #fivenightsatfreddys #embroidery #bignosegeorge #ChicksOnSpeed #AlienWeaponry 2023-11-171h 09Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 212 - Put Ur Butt in My Butt (feat. Brandon Marsdin)We completely lose our shit and start talking about anally inserted butts. Listen to Mike and Brandon's new podcast, Milkin' It, here: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/57417524  Topics include: Mike is accosted my Laura Engels era maidens at a Les Claypool show; cheesesteak/cheese stick/cheese snake/cheesedick; Milkin' It; the proper pronunciation of "tour"; Jeffery; birds with boobie names; grocery store hijinks; chugging honey; Don't be a bird, bro, or you'll have a short life; You scream, I scream; butt docking; school fundraising; radioactive Chinese food;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #MichaelStipe #NatalieMerchant #Ed...2023-11-101h 41Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 211 - I Refuse to Help MyselfMike relentlessly farts his way through life and refuses to apologize for it any longer.  Meanwhile, Tom wants to do away with the need to dispose of bodily waste. Topics include: Ten Years After; Static-X; Tom takes his nephew to his first show; going back to the gym; New Game Plus IRL; pork at work; Yuengling Lager is overrated; sports fans; A Nightmare Before Christmas; Jared Fogel; what if Chris Hansen turned out to be a predator?; Mad Magazine paperbacks; magazines #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #TenYearsAfter #StaticX #gym #NewGamePlus #YuenglingLager #sportsfans #NightmareBeforeChristmas #JaredFogel #ChrisHansen #MadMagazine #m...2023-11-031h 03Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 207 - Pre-Life Crisis (feat. Ben Cash)In this super-long travelogue, Tom's nephew tells of his visit to Japan.  It's a tale of daring, adventure, and an astonishing lack of self-preservation. #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Japan #travel #travelogue #exploration #comingofage #JohnHughes Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike 2023-10-062h 28Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 206 - An Acceptable PodcastSomething is off, here, Mike... did you get a haircut or something? Topics include: Steve Harvey; the Wheel of Fortune PS4 game; RIP Bob Barker; Starfield; Baldur's Gate 3; concerts; Suicidal Tendencies; Danzig is a terrible homeowner; sleep studies; car salesmen; who would win in a fight, Tom or Mike? #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #SteveHarvey #WheelofFortune #BobBarker #Starfield #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #concerts #Suicidal Tendencies #DanzigHomeowner #sleepstudy #carsalemen Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Ch...2023-09-291h 15Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 205 - Soda DoucheIt's not what you're thinking.  Probably. Topics include: repulsively sweet tea; boiled peanuts; Tom introduces his niece to D&D; comics; shitty celebrities; hot weather; Tom's Army days; too much sugar; more Army stuff; Dave Matthews; weed shits?; superheroes; Tom's cat Simon is also a soda douche #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #sweettea #boiledpeanuts #D&D #comics #DaveMatthews #Armystories Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming wit...2023-09-221h 30Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 204 - Best of Vol 11Collecting episodes 64 through 67. Bits and segments included: That's just God testing you; if it's in the bible, it must be true; stealth jerkin'; Down on Mike's farm; Tom is a farm expert; don't wizz on the electric fence; exploding hot dogs; human adaptability; St. Peter's favorite part of the job; Mrs. Cunty; healthy boundaries; the dangers of being a tree; Slendamin; first world toilets; Honkin' on Steve-o; desperately self-important; dental dam(age); basic mascot anatomy; danger slinky; what'cha gonna do?; Seth Grundle; We Didn't Start the Fire; get rich quicks cheme; what are Willy Allen...2023-09-1557 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 203 - BeefcheeseWould YOU subscribe to a Tom & Mike Onlyfans? Topics include: Tom talks about his new living situation; we bemoan Brandon's schedule; Mike's mystery floor; Pete Davidson; medical marijuana; unintentional edging; firing dildos at Donald Trump; Douglas Adams; politics; let people enjoy things; Alex Skolnick Trio; mac glocky; a Tom & Mike Onlyfans? #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #homerepair #PeteDavidson #medicalmarijuana #mmj #edging #DonaldTrump #politics #letpeopleenjoythings #AlexSkolnickTrio #macglocky #Onlyfans Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** ...2023-09-081h 08Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 202 - Nipple Pipes (feat. Leroy Yohn)Leroy plays with a variety of suspiciously-named objects and insults Juggalos.  In jest of course.  We're down with the clown here at Story Time with Tom & Mike - whoop whoop! Topics include: Leroy plays with wood, pipe, and nipples; streaming media woes; Paul Ruebens; They Might Be Giants; Juggalos; Star Wars; Brojob; I'm Just Ken; Eddy Baker; Tom's rap; Academy Awards; hocus pocus, there's pizza on your Focus;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #DIYshelving #BluRayCollection #streamingmedia #PaulRuebens #TheyMightBeGiants #Juggalos #StarWars #Brojob #ImJustKen #EddyBaker #AcademyAwards Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twi...2023-09-011h 02Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 201 - Welcome to Hobbleton (D&D Special # 1)Mike has never played D&D before.  As a veteran DM, Tom guides Mike through a thrilling adventure in the fantastical land of Hobbleton.  Join us as we meet strange people, fight stranger creatures, and explore bizarre locations! This is part one of what will likely be an ongoing, episodic series, to be released every 4 - 6 weeks! #dnd​​​​​​​ #dungeonsanddragons​​​​​​​ #d&d​​​​​​​ #actualplay #ttrpg #rpg #tabletop #roleplaying #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast Music and sound effects sourced from Tabletop Audio: https://tabletopaudio.com  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ...2023-08-251h 06Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 200 - Freakiest Friday (200th Episode Special)What the devil is going on here?!?  Tom is Mike?  Mike is Tom?  And what's this, a live action cooking show?  Why, it could only be the 200th episode special! There'll be classic stories retold, new stories of stuff that never happened, gross over-exaggerations, and a whole slew of special appearances from friends of the show! This one's for all the fans that have stuck with us for the last three and a half years - we love you all! #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #recipe #stromboli #buffalochicken #roast #bodyswap #200episodes #bestfriends #forthefans #gnarkill #skel...2023-08-181h 26Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 199 - Crazy Pants (feat. Brandon Marsdin)Mike fucks around and finds out. Topics include: Brandon has never seen an episode of Gilligan's Island; a truly lost tourist; we somehow conflate the following people as some sort of ultraperson: Jackie Collins, Jackie Moon, Jackie Robinson, Robert Patterson, Robert Pattison, Robert Patrick, and Richard Patrick; more tour bus stories; Real Dolls and other forms of masturbation; Tom's annoying neighbor; Bradley Hall; MeWithoutYou; Patrick Martin; Bob's Your Uncle;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #giligansisland #tourism #RealDoll #BradleyHall #MeWithoutYou #PatrickMartin #MikePatton #BillyCorgan #phrasemeanings #wordmeanings Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://t...2023-08-111h 32Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 198 - Knuckle Babies (feat. Tony C.)Tony has some ideas for a new podcast to pitch to Tom and Mike. Topics include: DIY layaway; sorting Nine Inch Nails albums by Halo order; the outrageous cost of vinyl; young actors and old veterans; new podcast ideas; talking on the phone in a public bathroom; egg salad as a gentle enemy; intentionally leaving trash at somebody's house for them to find later; AC/DC; †††; Drowning Pool; Kim Jong Un does not poop; the Proto-Karen; ignorant questions about Australia #podcast #funny #comedypodcast #nineinchnails #vinyl #youthacting #disabledveteran #podcastideas #disgustinghabits #rudehouseguests #acdc #††† #drowningpool #KimJongUn #australia Carto...2023-08-041h 34Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 197 - The Wettest Stripper in History (feat. Lindsay A.)Still better than rotting pieces of ham used as currency! Topics include: King Lazy Eye; Cobra Man; Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band; World's Worst (an improv game) #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #KingLazyEye #CobraMan #ReverendPeyton #WorldsWorst #improv #standup Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com...2023-07-281h 12Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 196 - Pissed Off Califlower (feat. Lindsay A.)From the dark recesses of 1980s television to our AI overlords, things get a little serious in this episode. Topics include: body odor; mosquitoes; Drakkar Noir; showering daily; childhood trauma; dark episodes of 1980s family sitcoms; The Algorithm; the singularity; Monsters of the Week include McDonalds, Congress, SCOTUS, and rude shoppers; King Ladybug  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #hygiene #patchouli #DrakkarNoir #ChildhoodTrauma #ValeriesFamily #Algorithm #singularity #McDonalds #congress #SCOTUS #stalker Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twit...2023-07-211h 16Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 195 - Family-Friendly Nipples (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)Tom and Jimmy both get drunker, and things get deeper. Topics include: family relationships; stupid comments from Blue Check Twitter accounts; who would you bang if you had the "hall pass", guy & girl edition; favorite actors; Jimmy's motorcycle #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #family #familyrelationships #bluecheckmark #twitter #hallpass #motorcycles Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our l...2023-07-141h 12Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 194 - A Celebration of the Nipple (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)Jimmy sets a bold example for Tom and Mike by doing the entire show without a shirt.  Don't worry, he's been doing CrossFit. Topics include: fitness and diet; wine; technology; management jobs suck; be a smart soldier; more on bad managers; sexual harrassment; the Titan sub;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #crossfit #wine #encyclopedia #DeweyDecimalSystem #management #sexualharrassment #TitanSub #JasonStallworth #BobbyBrown #Liars Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFF...2023-07-071h 26Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 193 - Magical Goblin Line Cook EnergyLook, YOU try to come up with an explanation for Pete Davidson, okay? Topics include: fashion: form versus function; government whistleblower reports non-human crafts have been captured; panspermia; is Pete Davidson a space alien?; car part villians; are asexual romantic relationships with cats okay?; getting old; weaponized shitting #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #fashion #formandfunction #ufo #uap #panspermia #PeteDavidson #aging #gettingold Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFI...2023-06-301h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 192 - Paper-Thin Butthole (feat. Amber Gauger)I... well... you see... you know what?  I'm just gonna let Amber handle this one. Topics include: what if Story Time with Tom & Mike were a theme restaurant?; the wrong hole at the wrong time (butt stuff); tiny rave; more butt stuff; Quiz: what do these lyrics from queer bands say about us?;  #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #themerestaurant #sexinjury  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!2023-06-2354 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 191 - San Fran Frisky and the Case of the Redhead with Two Boobs (feat. Amber Gauger)Put yo' hands in the air, if your internet connection drops and you just don't care! Topics include: Emperor Norton I; rat kings; aggressive drivers; leaving the toilet seat up; xenon headlights; weaponized children; Battle Tapes; Scissor Sisters; Mother Mother #EmperorNortonI #ratking #aggressivedrivers #toiletseat #xenonheadlights #weaponizedchildren #BattleTapes #ScissorSisters #MotherMother Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out o...2023-06-161h 15Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 190 - Iron Maiden of DildosWe're back!  After something like seven weeks of radio silence, we have returned to give you the kind of energy that only two hefty middle-aged men can give at the end of the week! Topics include: Pride and the people who are inexplicably against it; Mike spies a gibbon, or possibly a baboon; dildos as a preventative safety method; punctuation as a means of discussing human anatomy; astronaut-based snacks; evolution gun; more Pride stuff; inexplicable bird; Mike's erotic alien fantasy; a firepit full of broken glass; if you're going to be a theist, don't be a hypocrite; M...2023-06-091h 41Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 189 - Tattoo BossWould you get a tattoo from the Tattoo Boss, just for the bragging rights?  Even if it sucked?  Who IS the Tattoo Boss?  Just who the hell are they?  All these questions may or may not be answered in this, episode 189. Topics include: processed frozen food; shaking hands with a homeless person; celebrity impersonators; Gordon Ramsey is a nice man; reality television; more celebrity impersonators; Mike conflates Donald Rumsfeld with  Robert Gates; Rod Roddy and his coat of scintillating colors; Balenciaga; people that don't use their turn signals Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Story...2023-04-211h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 188 - All Grandmas Are BastardsNo exceptions. Topics include: Mike's bank account information gets stolen and then he is greviously insulted by a police lady; Mike has more t-shirts than is reasonable; having a bad day; businesses being closed without it being obvious; Mike has a disappointing McDonald's experience; Tom's favorite spam emails; defending the Atari 2600 game ET Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** 2023-04-141h 13Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 187 - Fart BossHow much wood would you store in a woodshed if a woodshed could store wood?  I would, wouldn't you?  Morning wood.  Okay, so they don't pay me much to write these descriptions, can you tell? Topics include: Tom is buying a house; Mike's beard obsession; fire emergencies; Mike decides that Tom needs a pool table; Mike wears a Ford shirt and drives a Chevy; Mike is a fart boss and he absolutely proves it; treating a child like a fashion accessory; Masterbaker (an improv sketch) Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitt...2023-04-071h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 186 - Internal VaginaDo we all got one, or what?  Important questions being asked here, folks. Topics include: Mike and friend of the show Brandon Marsdin have a new podcast in the works; the indictment that didn't happen; Cult 45; Joe Exotic 2024!; taint mysteries; Tom Cruise is a creep; the benefits of owning a trebuchet; Tennesee pot cave (Cato Caves); leaving food trash on the shelves at Wal-Mart; tipping at restaurants; inventions that killed their inventors; horsegasm Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary...2023-03-311h 10Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 185 - Star Trek: Tiny House EditionWould YOU live in this tiny spaceship?  Wait 'til you see the fold out replicator! Topics include: homemade Pop Tarts; working from home; sleeping in jeans; being walked in on by your kids during sex; Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; Star Trek food replicators; Red Dwarf; toilet paper roll configuration: the Wikipedia article; Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** ...2023-03-241h 03Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 184 - Cinnamon Kool-AidFor some reason, we dwell on the topic of food a lot more than usual.   Topics include: healthy food options; not-so-healthy food options; stupid guitar tricks; childhood medical issues; age-related memory problems; salmonella is not a guarantee; fitness; You're a Monster If...; video games; nu metal; beards Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play c...2023-03-171h 21Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 183 - Our Baby Turns ThreeToday is our birthday!  Well, not OUR birthday, but the podcast's birthday.  We're still accepting gifts and money on its behalf, though. Topics include: going bald; Mike is "sexually immature"; nightmare stairwells and other dreams; secondhand underwear; U2 is a garbage band; Star Wars; Dilbert can suck a dick, and so can J.K. Rowling; man with a firehose dick; Redditors are the worst; intergender sports teams; Christmas memories Watch Tom's guest spot on Spicysonic's channel: https://youtu.be/MSBT6Jmc4uc  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/S...2023-03-101h 11Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 182 - Skintag Beard (feat. Brandon Marsdin)Brandon has a role in an upcoming movie, and we spend about fifteen minutes trying to stay consistently on topic long enough to discuss it.  We're a little scattered-brained in this episode, is what I mean to say. Topics include: bad greeting cards; chewing tobacco; Mike and Tom's asshole childhood friend and his stupid antics; road rage; fisting; homeless people; Daniel Day Lewis; talking cops out of stuff; the Super Bowl (AGAIN); that fish video; Tom's drunken bingo adventure; is there such a thing as false charity?; Jim Carrey; more sports talk Cat painting available a...2023-03-031h 50Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 181 - Disappointing Sigourney Weaver (feat. Leroy Yohn)After 180 episodes, we finally tackle the subject: is Mike a monster for liking pineapple on pizza?  Yes.  Yes he is. Topics include: shitty things we did as kids; they're MINERALS, Marie!; pineapple on pizza and other poor food choices; our creepy high school chemistry teacher; the Impersonator Effect; Hogwarts Legacy; Cocaine Bear and other silly names for movies; artificial intelligence; Superbowl LVII; Power Slap; Galaxy Quest Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ...2023-02-241h 38Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 180 - Jump-Humping with Tony (feat. Tony C)Tony, previously of God Chat with God & Tony, returns to the show. Topics include: Australia doesn't exist; UFOs and exterterrestrials; Professor Tom explains it all; 80's movies; bubbling and soaking; nuclear weapons; long airline flights; animal rights;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/ch...2023-02-171h 26Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 179 - God Made a CloudIn this episode, we dive deep into the bizarre collection of links that Tom had bookmarked in preparation for the show.  I know that's not particularly helpful, but we went hard on the websurfing in this episode. Topics include: porno magazines in auto shop bathrooms; incest porn; AI art; amazing abdominal muscle control; Patriot Mobile; JesusWeen; the world's largest gummy candy Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFIC...2023-02-101h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 178 - Rejected Dwarf NamesHave you ever visited the Dark Web?  Feel free to listen in and correct us if we're wrong about our wild speculations and half-assed explanations! Topics include: gnoming services on the dark web; annoying fandoms; modernizing the seven dwarves; Tom's goofy asshole cat; a riff track by Tom & Mike?; planning for episode 200; kids grow up so fast; a letter from 1997; Bob Ross Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR O...2023-02-0358 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 177 - Spart FrautedHORSEN DAS SPART FRAUTED!!!  NEIN!!! Topics include: Sergeant Reckless, the US Marine Corps' most heroic horse; elderly woman crushed to death by falling restaurant sign; ghosts; Jeremy Renner; deepfakes; using Elon Musk to describe things other than Elon Musk; the dangers of depilatory cream; accents and dialects;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play ch...2023-01-271h 03Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 176 - I’m Ramming You With My CockarmsWhat, you don't remember Kurt Cobain saying that?  Are you even a Nirvana fan, bro? Topics include: stuttering; high school; plagiarism; self-checkout lines; Biden vs. Trump: Classified Documents Edition; standup comedy; Houston Bodyworks Exhibition; social media trends; museum of medical oddities;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: h...2023-01-2059 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 175 - Accidental Ass-SwallowingIn this episode, we take a deep dive into the various orifaces on the human body, and the panapoly of objects, various and sundry, that can be inserted into them. Topics include: Mike surprises his dad with an innovative hairstyle; getting better at being neurodivergent; an a shockingly long list of things people inserted into their bodies in 2022; Tom attempts to rescue a feral cat; do you own your pets?; a human bong Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by...2023-01-131h 10Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 174 - Creepy & CantankerousIn an unusual turn of circumstances, we recorded in the same room.  Seemingly the only difference is that now I (Tom) can actually smell Mike's farts. Topics include: dad's old porno mags; sexually imprinting to a gigantic stuffed giraffe at a tender age; little people; Tom is creepy and Mike is cantankerous; shaving your balls; not answering your phone; dialup internet; enabling child predators; misleading nutrition labels; cats can make you sick; Two Truths and a Lie Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of T...2023-01-061h 07Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 173 - ’22 in ReviewAs the year draws to a close, Tom and Mike take a look at what happened in 2022. Topics include: Apple stock market value reaches $3 trillion; Russian war on Ukraine; Will Smith and the slap heard 'round the world; Depp v. Heard; NASA unveils first image of Sagittarius A, a black hole at the center of our galaxy; Roe v. Wade overturned; NASA's DART mission; the world population hit 8 billion; notable celebrity deaths in 2022 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by...2022-12-3057 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 172 - Christmas BALLSWe tried.  We really tried to make a wholesome Christmas episode.  But time and time again, we ended up talking about extremely dark shit.  Not even alcohol helped. Topics include: burning turds like Yule logs; giving up on Christmas trees; post-holiday blues; New Year's Eve; unpleasant family reunions; Trump trading cards; garbage celebrity weed; meat-eating cows; hot tub soup; severe worker's rights issues at Santa's Workshop; eggnog; Tom enjoys some Mad Elf from Troegg's (and becomes increasingly drunk); the Pope is a slut; Mike shows Tom some pictures on his phone, which si great for an audio pod...2022-12-231h 53Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 171 - Doug Mustardstain (feat. Brandon Marsdin)In the Vancouver parks and recreation world, 'code' is code for lunch.   No word on what the code for the word 'code' is, however.  This is a really long episode, by the way.  Shut up, you love it! Topics include: do you listen to something to help you fall asleep?; we learn that Mike is a roadie for food; Gary Busey got hit in the head with the street; Freddy Mercury, spit in my mouth!; the incest scene in Joe Dirt; Metallica; Mike possesses a certain burliness which is off-putting; finding a gun in the bushes and put...2022-12-161h 55Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 170 - You Just Pre, Man! (feat. Tony from God Chat with God & Tony)Tony returns to the show to discuss world travel, sometimes with an unexpected Bostonian accent. Topics include: a whip of Indianas; poseurs; dog secretions; ubiquitous Southern accents; dentistry and precum; Stink Factor Five; handwashing; foot dandruff; Kanye has gone insane; Google's acting up; pizza; the worst movies we've seen; Star Wars prequels; Halloween costumes; Christmas in the summertime God Chat with God & Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com...2022-12-091h 25Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 169 - Best of Vol10Collecting the best of episodes 56-61 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ  2022-12-0249 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 168 - Getting Guy’d (feat. Nat from Stoned N’ Social)Nat from the podcast Stoned N' Social joins us as we slip on our Guy Fieri socks and talk about The Amazing Pud. Topics include: why we podcast; walking in on your parents having sex; religion; Nat's 24-hour podcasting marathon; drinking too much; radical honesty; breakfast cereal; travel; regifting; Guy Fieri; The Amazing Pud; strip clubs and casinos; why we don't have flying cars Listen to Stoned N' Social here: https://www.stonednsocial.com  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1  Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike...2022-11-251h 17Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 167 - Best of Vol 9Collecting the best of episodes 53-55 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1  Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud  ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com  ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ  2022-11-181h 00Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 166 - Raver Gravy (feat. Brandon Marsdin)BEWARE, FOR VERNON THE VANQUISHED TRASH VAMPIRE PERSISTS STILL!  HE CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED WITH WINDEX! Topics include: Brandon has decided to become a hobo; how gross was Woodstalk... which one?; special education; Mike signed the Santa Clause; Jordan Peterson demands that you vacuum your room; Jim Varney's live action Saturday morning show; the ghost-sex scene in The Exorcist; Tom redlines his mic so hard that it completely failed to pick up the audio; the return of SpaceCloude; burnout; Brazilian steakhouses; using Nair on your balls; Thom Yorke is Tilda Swanton;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.co...2022-11-111h 06Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 165 - AboriginaliesWhich came first, Adam & Eve, or cave men?  Sorry this episode is a little short - Mike wanted to watch the World Series. Topics include: have we gotten too serious?; drinking melted ice from the Antarctic; H.P. Lovecraft was a dick; Australia is scary; Adam and Eve and cavemen; cannibalism; Wesley Crusher's death trial; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice; Grunge music;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFF...2022-11-0452 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 164 - Halloween 2022 Special (feat. Steph and Kali)Tom's sister Steph, and her fiancé Kali, join us for a spooky retelling of weird events and ghost hunting.  And then Kali absolutely slays at Would You Rather.  Not for the faint of heart! Topics include: the sleeping bag game; creepy shared nightmares in the Cash house; hallucinating from smoking way too much weed; peacocking; Herschel Walker's tin badge; banana cream peppermint; Germany's KFC and other mixed drinks; built-in shelves and secret passages; getting my mom high; ghost hunting; a brutal round of Would You Rather Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twi...2022-10-281h 09Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 163 - Sea CrackYarr, mately, we be smokin' Neptune's Nectar!  Sea Cocaine, says I! Topics include: groceries; Dr. Oz's "Wegner's" gaff; charcuterie; sweaty Republicans; Hannity is an asshole for playing that Joe Biden phone call; Alex Jones; Russian shills on social media; Nick Adams; RIP Coolio, Angela Lansbury, and Robbie Coltrane; Johnny Depp; we finally review the controversial reality show Black. White. Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE!2022-10-211h 13Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 162 - The Tom and Mike Reknob Special (feat. Leroy Yohn)Leroy returns to the show, where we talk about Big Bang Theory - AGAIN.  Mike finally admits that it's not very good, though, which means we're seeing progress! Topics include: designer genital warts; why is Trump above the law?; are you ready to defend yourself in a home invasion?; sexy Ronald McDonald; Adult Happy Meals; Big Bang Theory versus Always Sunny; climate change; Door Dash was made for stoners by stoners; John Fetterman versus Dr. Oz Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of To...2022-10-141h 10Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 161 - Half-Ghost-Birthday (feat. InfiDale3476)InfiDale3476 joins us for a deep dive into atheism, fighting harmful beliefs, and getting arrested for hugging Charles Barkley in this super-long and super-interesting episode! Topics include: should we respect others' religious beliefs?; Tom is accused of being possessed by the Antichrist; intelligence is sexy; relationships; mosh pits; Camden, NJ; Dale loses a close friend to Trump; unlearning bad thinking and prejudices; Dale gets in legal trouble for hugging Charles Barkley; great inventions; learning about other religions; Calvinism; adult diapers Dale's Twitter: https://youtu.be/qTqlYTYP6r0 Buy the shirt based on the...2022-10-072h 07Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 160 - #SniffMeJoeBidenDon't get it wrong, we love Joe, you'd have to... well... in context it's... oh, just listen to the episode, you'll get it. We've officially ripped off the band-aid, so expect a lot more politics moving forward! WARNING - This episode features a long discussion about alcohol and cannabis use which some listeners may find triggering.  If you are struggling with addiction and you are in the US, go to https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/atod.  Otherwise, you can google "addiction hotline" and find the relevant information for your country. Topics include: trouble fo...2022-09-301h 23Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 159 - Real AmericansWarning!  This is a VERY serious episode, loaded with political commentary.  If you use the word "liberal" as an insult, you'll HATE this episode. Topics include: false heroes; Star Trek; Trisha Paytas; mental illness; mukbang; Doug Mastriano; Dr. Oz; John Fetterman; Ron DeSantis; Greg Abbott; Mike Lindell; A Talking Cat!?! (not the movie); comic strips;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com...2022-09-231h 26Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 158 - Dicknipples (feat. Ben Cash)Tom's nephew joins the show for an hour and a half of debauchery and chaos.  No matter how awful the title sounds to you, I assure you, its meaning is even worse. Topics include: Ben's dirty secret about the spicysonic DeviantArt account; who would you cast in a Gilligan's Island reboot?; Ben created an absurdist three film treatment based on a terrible live action Dragon Ball Z movie; Adam Sandler's sad career; interstellar stowaways; Would You Rather?; Ben's YouTube channel, spicysonic, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9sDOzVSoZnuyIvSFMMCg0Q 2022-09-161h 36Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 157 - The Pizza ExperienceMike's back for an extra long episode in which we talk about food, as usual.  We talk about other stuff, but come on, look at the title! Topics include: Tom narrowly avoids a fight; food pranks; food service; Mike reads a bizarre Craig's List ad; strange insects; Tom and Mike's fucked up high school; seeing your parents naked; ball pain relativity; one word answers; Ice JJ Fish; Tom's tweet blows up Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Ba...2022-09-091h 35Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike - Bonus - Look in the Mirror, You Have Clown Makeup On! (feat. Brandon Marsdin)In this full-length episode of content cut from Episode 130, Brandon Marsdin joins us as we talk about music, movies, sports, social awkwardness, trolling people IRL, and military stories.   Brandon can be found on his and Tom's podcast, UnCancelled: https://rss.com/podcasts/uncancelledpodcast   Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www...2022-08-1149 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 156 - Do Snakes Have Buttholes?Little known fact, back in the early 2000s, Tom and Mike had a band called Taintmouth. Topics include: spineless managers; starched BDU caps and rain are a BAD mix; how do you fuck a snake?; Get Rich or Die Gaming; Peen Cam; old arcade games; the Best Best Buy Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON!2022-08-051h 00Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 155 - Sexy ConnotationsMike lets flies land on his naked taint. Topics include: Tom talks about his recent family reunion; masturbation prevents monkeypox?; Mike retells the story of the time he was used as a medical experiment; getting kicked directly in the anus; Lauren Boebert's miserable restaurant loses its lease; man lives in car with 47 cats Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com 2022-07-2957 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 154 - Best of Vol 8Collecting the best of episodes 50 - 52. Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 2022-07-2259 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 153 - The Key to Your Hole (feat Amber from Quiz Ms!)Amber returns for an extra long episode, in which we learn that Tom never liked the Animaniacs.  Mucho gusto! Topics include: zombie spiders; 4th of July; yard games; gene manipulation gone wrong; consciousness; Beano; 80's and 90's cartoons; we take a quiz to find out which X-Men character we are Amber's podcast, Quiz Ms. can be found at Anchor.fm/QuizMs Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VI...2022-07-151h 29Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 152 - Quantum Tele-Pope-tationWould you watch a version of Quantum Leap featuring the Pope instead of Dr. Sam Beckett?  I sure as heck would! Topics include: celebrities with problems; the world is going to hell; Lauren Boebert; retro TV; congressional UFO hearings; viral video shows Pope Francis "disappearing" Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.pa...2022-07-081h 06Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 151 - Over TopsiesHow fast can you unzip someone ELSE'S fly? Topics include: Roe vs. Wade; UK cop gets fired for pulling out a coworker's penis and commenting on its size; the Vaseline Bandit; the Barbie movie; Lexus owner and library card holder tired of having "fully grown potatoes" thrown at his head Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US O...2022-07-011h 06Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 150 - Russian RoulayOh ho ho!  It is what zee French call zee game of life and death, you see. Topics include: The Baltimore National Aquarium; The Mighty Boosh; Tim Allen; Mike Lindell; lawyer jumps against window to prove it's shatter-proof and plummets to his death; would you eat mac & cheese flavored ice cream?   Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUP...2022-06-241h 08Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 149 - Cuckhold Me ElmoAfter a brief hiatus - we haven't recorded in a month - we're back!  The really sad thing?  Nobody seemed to notice. Topics include: Sesame Street porn; old porno magazines; tiny man climbs into another man's penis hole and explodes; Jackass; lobster diver swallowed by whale; Action Park (New Jersey); reality television Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUP...2022-06-171h 07Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 148 - Best of Vol 7Collecting the best of episodes 42-49. Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUknU97r8MFTuAKMoW89YQ 2022-05-271h 02Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 147 - A Chuck-E-Cheese for Sexually Frustrated Men (feat. Jimmy Fleisher)Tom advocates stealing dipping sauces from Papa John's to use at other restaurants. Topics include: we go to a Dead Milkmen show; stupid things you do when you're drunk; strippers; DC is once again besieged, this time by turkeys; pizza and beer; high school student misses 140 days of school and somehow passes all his classes; high school stories;  Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! ht...2022-05-211h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 146 - Southwest Flight 3814From masturbation to injury and somewhere in between, we talk about people getting injured in stupid ways in this episode. Topics include: the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth; man masturbates multiple time on a crowded flight; an average masturbation session ends in a punctured lung; Washington D.C.'s rabid fox problem; D&D Guessing Game (part two); woman hospitalized because she would not fart in front of her partner; hostile architecture; we fall for a fake article Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 C...2022-05-131h 02Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 145 - Word Porridge (feat. God Chat with God & Tony)Did you know that the word 'mastodon' literally means "nipple teeth"?  It's true!  Plenty more fun facts like that in this week's episode, guest starring Tony from God Chat with God & Tony! Topics include: The Mighty Boosh; the meanings behind language; Idiocracy; Tucker Carlson's tanned balls; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; travel; how much would you have to be paid to eat a dog turd? God Chat with God & Tony: https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom...2022-05-061h 15Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 144 - Bestiecore (feat. Hey Sister, Soul Sister)Erica and Lea join us as we try to figure out exactly what genre their and our podcasts belong in.  We also talk about food a lot, because you know how we do. Topics include: drunk podcasting; niching down; Mike has a harrowing fast food experience; dipping French fries into a Wendy's Frosty; why modern hip-hop is garbage; Tom's three-year playlist; musicals;  Don't forget to check out Hey Sister Soul Sister: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hey-sister-soul-sister/id1483172828 Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 ...2022-04-291h 05Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 143 - D&D Guessing GameTom quizzes Mike - who has no knowledge of D&D - on various spells from the 5th Edition Player's Handbook. Topics include: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; D&D guessing game; terribly written vegan propaganda; 1.2 million dollars worth of fajitas (awww yeah); man discovers forgotten underground city in his basement; dog meat for sale Don't miss out on Episode 1 of UnCancelled: https://rss.com/podcasts/uncancelledpodcast/460753/ Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: h...2022-04-221h 07Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 142 - We Should Go to a Sports Game! (feat. Brandon from SpaceCloudE)Brandon returns to the show to tell us about his adventures in Austin, Texas at SXSW 2022. Topics include: chafing; stupid excuses for not going to work; Will Smith and the slap heard 'round the world; regret; Brandon's SXSW adventure; dorm life; spicy foods Listen to Brandon's podcast, SpaceCloudE: https://podcasts.apple.com/nl/podcast/spacecloude/id1556165123?l=en Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL S...2022-04-151h 18Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 141 - Best of Vol 6Collecting the best of episodes 37-41.   Topics include: bee abduction; Brain Candy; Tom gets in a car crash; Mama's Special Tea; Bilbo Dimebaggins; Tom and Mike create their own candy bar; really bad free food; butterfly facts; fart pride; the Mandela Effect; stupid places to masturbate; eating your feelings Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US...2022-04-0855 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 140 - Commie LevelsAPRIL FOOLS, YOU JERKS!  COMMIE LEVELS ARE WHEN ALL YOUR VOCALS ARE REDLINED AND YOU ARE ALSO A COMMUNIST Topics include: Tom buys an Oculus; Wisconsin dentist intentionally damages patient's teeth; Balloonfest; Uncombable Hair Syndrome; Chick-fil-A deemed a public nuisance; ex-Neo-Nazi turned Muslim goes apeshit; Mike Tyson's new line of ear-shaped THC gummies  Watch Balloonfest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CT8zrw6lw   Special thanks to Sal for helping with the fake opening sequence!   Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/S...2022-04-011h 14Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 139 - The Guacamole Debacle (feat. The Stoned Witches Hour)Chelle and Laylla from The Stoned Witches Hour join us for a very smoky and magickal episode!  If you're into sigils, servitors, spooky stories about Gettysburg, or weed, you're going to enjoy the hell out of this episode! Topics include: marijuana; psilocybin and other entheogens; tacos; allergies; cats; man inserts AA battery into his urethra; sexuality; ghosts; Pennsylvanian Hex signs; sigils; McDonald's Cult; dealing with negative people; female gamers Don't forget to listen to The Stoned Witches Hour: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stoned-witches-hour/id1605036954   Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/St...2022-03-251h 17Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 138 - Foods Tom Has Replaced With Ice CreamWe throw our format to the side and just bullshit for an hour.  Kinda like the old days.  We talk about food a LOT.  Do you like these types of episodes better than the new format we've been doing?  Let us know - storytimewithtomandmike@gmail.com Topics include: Tom is accused of loitering; wrestling, Tom tries a probiotic soda which runs for like $2.50 a can; why Tom doesn't eat sushi anymore; VR porn; Amazon; spirituality; The Golden Corral; improving your diet; junk food; Tom has an idea that could make McDonalds millions of dollars Tom...2022-03-181h 02Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 137 - Sometimes Dicks Happen (feat. Amber from Quiz Ms.)Amber from the podcast Quiz Ms. joins us for a delightful conversation about Mario's sexual proclivities. Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks Amber's podcast, Quiz Ms. can be found at Anchor.fm/QuizMs Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! h...2022-03-111h 15Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 136 - A Gross Miscarriage of Baked GoodsDO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES.  I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE CUPCAKES. Topics include: streaming media; fluoride; monstrous teacher served semen-laced food to students; the grandmother with the bionic eye; Kamila Valieva; Super Olympics; Two Truths and a Lie;   Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/tomandmike ***************************************************** Che...2022-03-041h 09Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 135 - Full SpeedoThere's a lot of news stories involving naked men in this week's episode, so prepare yourself! Topics include: French fry perfume; Canadian woman discovers naked man in her car trunk; medical stories; painting; 80 year old Wordl fan is held captive by naked man; bath salts; awful Calvinist professor randomly predetermines students' grades; Scientology; Matthew Gertz is not Matt Gaetz Check out the Democracy Manifest video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of T...2022-02-251h 03Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 134 - A Big Fractal Joke (feat. Leroy Yohn)Our good friend Leroy spent a little too much time on his lonesome while recovering from COVID, and Mike barely gets a word in edgewise.  To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "He just kept talking in one looong incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic." Topics include: Joe Rogan; Qanon; Lizard People; Rudy Giuliani on The Masked Singer; getting revenge on porch pirates with glitter bombs; the simulation theory we deserve Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  ht...2022-02-1851 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 133 - Gremlin Brain (feat. Lindsay)This may be our most tangential episode ever, and yet we manage to bring it full circle several times without even trying. Topics include: Bob Saget and other TV dads; Tom says the most tasteless thing he's ever said; weird food habits; breaking free of the algorithm; being accepted Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/StoryTimeMike1 Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com/ SUPPORT US ON P...2022-02-111h 01Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 131 - Circular LogicSometimes when you're upset, it's perfectly reasonable to do doughnuts in the parking lot at high speed while screaming obscenities'. Topics include: Tom gets beaten up by a random maniac; Mike is repeatedly haunted by the visage of a man he flipped off; having a guilty conscience; Time Cube; that one Reese's Peanut Cup commercial from the 80's (you know the one); exploring old limestone quarries; the repercussions of skiing into a fire hydrant; cops lose their jobs because of playing Pokémon Go on the job; Snoop Dogg's upcoming line of hotdogs and sausages V...2022-01-281h 01Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 033 - The Video Game EpisodeTom ruthlessly hijacks Mike's story about duct tape into a conversation about video games. 2020-04-201h 03Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 016 - Rate Me, My FriendWarning! This episode is rather dry, so if you're here for the comedy, you may be disappointed. Tom and Mike take turns sharing their experiences with death. Tom talks about sleep paralysis and night terrors. An infant Tom is saved by an guardian angel. Mike and Tom give their thoughts on life after COVID19. Mike shills for a company that isn't paying him. Frank delivers a tight five. Tom teaches Mike how to make a damn good spaghetti bolognese. 2020-04-031h 02Story Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 006 - Tom's Cardiac JourneyDon't worry, Tom isn't REALLY trying to talk Mike into reading Mein Kampf! We are given a grand tour of Tom's Cardiac Journey. Tom and Mike confuse video games with real life, and in the first of many future events, Tom calls Mike out. 2020-03-2450 minStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & MikeStory Time with Tom & Mike 001 - DemBeans.BizTom and Mike create a blog about beans and rats with diabetes. Mike shares some of his stand up material. Tom relates the story of the Ham Man and his time in the bakery. Tom invents the Rat Art Movement. Tom and Mike discuss medical woes. Tom eats 40 McNuggets. The origin of Pencil Dick is revealed. Tom explains the Sleeping Bag Game. Tom and Mike discuss poop crimes. 2020-03-131h 00