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Good Morning, JonestownGMJ 51: Lou Say Do, Latoya Say Don'tSweet mother of God, we are back from the dead with more laughs than a barrel full of monkeys. We've missed you all dearly, and we're so happy to be back.2024-11-0242 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 50: The End of An ErrorWe didn't know when we recorded this that it would be the end. Goodbye cruel world, it's over.2021-04-2152 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 49: Glodean White's Nine Inch NailsJoin us as we recover from Snowmageddon and go after some of your personal favorites. Axle Rose, Jordan Peterson, and Barry White's wife...just to name a few.2021-02-1936 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 48: Jimmy Buffett Rapes Homeless PuppiesJoin us as we go after Jim Henson, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Gates, and all the homeless people in Portland. And be on the look out for not one, but two major announcements.2021-01-2839 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 47: Trump Pardons CosbyTony's attempt to stop cussing leads to defending Bill Cosby, and Russell accuses America's Dad of joke-theft.2021-01-1542 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 46: The Rachel Dolezal InterviewJoin us for this year-end review with Rachel Dolezal and find out how 2020 measured up to our gold standard of absurdity.
(The full one-hour interview is available on our Patreon)2021-01-0135 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 45: Pro Wrestling Is GayAt last, pro wrestling gets exposed for what it truly is... We also tackle Brett Favre and his sexual relation to the Heaven's Gate cult. Oh, and we make dinner reservations for Creagen Dow and the Bare Naked Ladies.2020-12-1839 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 44: AKA: Creagen DowJoin us as we further unravel the mystery that is Creagen Dow.2020-12-0232 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 43: White Guys are BACK, Baby!Join us as we bask in the glory of the return of white maleness. We just can't wait to start swinging our dicks around in Joe Biden's America.2020-11-1340 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 42: Apocalypse HalloweenGet in the Halloween spirit early with this very special episode as we celebrate the Devil's birthday on the eve of Armageddon.2020-10-231h 02
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 41: COVID for PresidentJoin us as we welcome our latest sponsor and ruin Gene Roddenberry's reputation.2020-10-0638 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 40: Your Mom's AlfThis 40th episode is packed so full of Jonestown, you're gonna need a bigger boat.2020-09-2440 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 39: Juggalos in BlackfaceA new kind of cultural corner emerges, and we gear up for a PC Halloween in a blazing hellscape.2020-09-1038 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 38: Blind Australian Spider MagickJoin us Down Under as spiders and blind folk help expose the truest of sexual desires.2020-08-2632 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 37: Chinese Midget Snuff PhlegmWelcome comrades, to the New World Ordeal. Cover you face and bend over as we fly infected bats right up your sloppy hole. Take care to mind the little folks underfoot, drowning in spittle and hoarding candy.2020-08-1340 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 36: T. Hanks for The NightmaresOn this very steamy episode we begin with a fan-requested roast of Tom Hanks, then somehow end up getting Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler, Bob Saget, and Dom DeLuise as well.
Join us for this spectacular star-studded lineup.2020-07-3037 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 35: Privilege Coasting Through ArmageddonJoin us for a very special episode as we welcome our new permanent sponsor, Silk City Hot Sauce, and take a massive GMJ shit on rapist Ron Jeremy. Surprises abound in this piping hot exclusive, so let's get spicy.2020-07-0833 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 34: Lethal Societal DoseLet Society Disintegrate right in front of your hairy EyE as we welcome the Apocalypse with howling laughter and a raging boner for justice. This episode has absolutely everything and yet, nothing at all.
Last Stop Delirium...toot-toot!2020-06-1737 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 33: Degrees of SeparationSurrender to your initiation and become One with Nothing as we slide into the Abyss, one dick-joke at a time.2020-05-1945 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 32: Dr. Sturgis or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The VirusJoin us as we weather the viral storm by dismembering asexuals and slinging some serious Sturgis dick.2020-03-1337 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 31: Joe Biden is a Drag KingJoin us as we take down creepy Joe Biden and the entire Drag community...for the Children. In Jesus name, Amen.2020-02-1240 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 30: BTS Live at Pho Hung DongHelp us ring in the New Year as we travel as far as East can go...before hitting the ice wall (of course). Stay married to the BALL, brohawks!2020-01-0736 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 29: Bill Clinton's Black DickFind out just how much one of us thinks about Bill Clinton and his allegedly giant penis.2019-12-0339 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 28: A Little Throne to GatherTake a little time out of your day for a wee bit of fun and don't sweat the small stuff.2019-11-1930 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 27: Spook-a-licious Halloween SpecialJoin us on this hauntingly delectable Halloween special as we dissect monsters, ghosts, and elite pedophiles. Prepare to be scared stupid.2019-10-301h 01
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 26: Greta Pegged Trump at Epstein'sDid Greta Thunberg actually peg Donald Trump on Epstein's island?
Should adult dwarves who can pass as children be trained and utilized to topple the tyrannical tower of Elite Pedophiles?
Are there legitimate health benefits to abstinence?
Find out all the answers on this riveting episode.2019-10-1432 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 25: Cancel Culture ClubOn this episode we debut our new segment, Jonestown Cultural Corner. We also welcome two new sponsors (sort of) and solve racism (probably). Join us.2019-09-2435 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 24: Blacked Lives MatterOn this episode we uncover the true antichrist and reach out to our beloved fans. Join us.2019-09-1035 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 23: Reba's Pride is Mommy's ChoiceOn this episode we go deep inside Reba McEntire and find out if she is the unsung hero of the LGBTQ community or just a greedy Aunt Tom. From scrambled porn to classified whites, this episode has everything you crave.
Enjoy.2019-08-2833 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 22: And Social Justice For AllTest your mettle and see if you have what it takes to truly put your mouth where your money is. "Woke" is the past tense, and we're living in the present. Get with the times, comrade.2019-08-1632 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 21: The Return of WeirdThe Boys are finally reunited in a piping-hot, long-overdue return to Jonestown Madness.
Enjoy.2019-08-0829 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 20: The Pre-Hiatus Extravaganza"Where were you when you heard the BIG news from GMJ?" -will soon replace such classics as, "where were you when Kennedy got shot?" and "where were you when Bush did 9/11?" We're about to put our mouth where our money is.
¡FREE COUGH!2019-02-2400 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 19: Arnold Jumpenegger's K-1 VisaThis time we dissect our love/hate relationship with reality TV and Australia.2018-12-2836 min
Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli#148: Good Morning, Jonestown With Tony Burkett & Russell DouglasThank you for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome from the "Good Morning, Jonestown" podcast, Tony Burkett & Russell Douglas to discuss Jim Jones and what happened that fateful night in Guyana! If you love hearing about the CIA terrorizing everyone and Sam butchering everyone's names than you'll enjoy this instant classic. My new special "Armogeddon" drops this Friday Dec 14th on Vimeo.com. Rent or Buy here Vimeo.com/OnDemand/Armogeddon Check out Tony and Russell's podcast at https://soundcloud.com/goodmorningjonestown2018-12-111h 21
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 18: Barely LegalPlease, forgive us. We love you.2018-12-0730 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 17: Last Stop DementiaLet uS Discover enlightenment through idiocy as retarded Zen Masters dissect Scientology, Crowley, Cruise, and the entire #metoo movement.
Listen. Savor. Digest.2018-11-1435 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 16: Sweet SixteenOn our sweet sixteenth episode we connect the dots between: Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Rob Corddry, Paul F. Tompkins, Lyndon B. Johnson, Rasputin, swing music, and sex toys . . . probably.2018-10-2537 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 15: My Tooth Is My LoverOn this episode we give thanks to our supporters and shit on fairy tales.2018-10-1030 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 14: Can't We Have AnythingOn this very special episode of GMJ we honor our first batch of Patrons. Join us as we delve into the psyche of a doomsday prepper, defend Elon Musk, and exhaust the smell of opinions.2018-09-2632 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 13: Parrot Heads Are Sand JuggalosOn this award-winning episode we discuss the Illuminati, Flat Earth, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Percy Sledge, Male Pattern Baldness, Panama City, and the stink of Pink.2018-09-0630 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 12: Ghost In The MachineIn this episode we cover a lot of ground. From ghosts and failed movies to sports and celebrity penises, this episode is fun for the whole family.2018-08-2129 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 11: There's A Way Out Of ThisGMJ is back with a Season 2 Premier that will leave you breathless. We tackle sex offenders and take on the establishment by responding to our newest foe and returning sponsor, Brew Ha Ha.2018-07-1935 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 10: One In a MillionOn this very special tenthiversary we connect the dots between Disney, The Royal Family, and Axl Rose.2018-06-1142 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 9: Justice ServedOn this episode we take a detour and end up serving justice all over the place . . . allegedly.2018-05-2931 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 8: You Know What I MeanOn this very special episode we attempt to make amends with our gracious sponsor Adam & Eve.2018-05-1735 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 7: There Has To Be Something To ItWe get up close and personal with the children who were molested at The People's Temple, and we find out if cartoon sound effects can make that fun.2018-05-0927 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 6: Kanye's Obsession With Cheese Pizza & Pasta SauceHow does Kanye West connect Jonestown to Pizzagate? Find out on this very special episode, where active listeners are urged to read between the lines.2018-04-2733 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 5: The JOI of Cake: A Eulogy for David FaustinoOn this episode we remember child actor, white rapper, and Jonestown survivor, the late David Faustino. RIP2018-04-2223 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 4: Johnny Cum LatelyOn this episode we interview the owner and creator of Massage Envy, who is a surviving member of The People's Temple.2018-04-1423 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 3: Oh GodIn this episode we interview the forensic pathologist who investigated the massacre of The People's Temple.2018-04-0523 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 2: Lie About Dumb ShitOn this episode we get up close and personal with surviving members of The People's Temple.2018-03-2723 min
Good Morning, JonestownEpisode 1: Most People Are CornyOur podcast will take you straight to heaven the old fashion way as we pick up where brother Jim left off.2018-03-2224 min