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Escape From Vault DisneyStar Wars: Visions S2E2&4 - Screecher's Reach/I Am Your Mother DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick Tony...
2023-08-2349 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 2)We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about some of the movies on Disney+ that haven't been covered on the show yet, including an extremely lengthy digression on the merits, or lack thereof, of the infamous Cars 2. PLUS! A State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced Figment movie in development!
2022-10-0519 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Luke Interviews Tony (part 1) The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes of the show, and for some reason go off on a very long tangent about the Meatballs movies.
2022-09-2819 min
Escape From Vault DisneyPhantom of the MegaplexIt's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony Goldmark, Rae Harrell, Charles Moss and Jen Seggio as they throw popcorn at...
2022-08-1756 minEscape From Vault DisneyChip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) (with Mystery Shack Lookback!)It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and we're teaming up with the hosts of Mystery Shack Lookback as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirlwind of pop-cultural remixing this side of The LEGO Movie into an adaptation of a semi-remembered Disney Afternoon show from over three decades ago. My guests weren't ready for that yet, but the kids they may...
2022-08-101h 20Escape From Vault DisneyLuca (with Linkara and Viga!)This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, an animated movie about talking fish where a fish child leaves home and gets taken to...no, not that one. An animated movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams of something more above the surface and...no, not that one either. The one set in Italy where the fish-kid wants to be an astronaut or something and everyone may or may not be gay. Join Tony...
2022-08-0352 minEscape From Vault DisneySpider-Man and His Amazing Friends S1E17 - The Bride of Dracula DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history...
2022-07-2754 minEscape From Vault DisneyJungle Animal Rescue S1E5 - A Tiger's Tale (with AniMat!) The lost episode is un-lost! This week, we proudly present an episode once thought lost in a hard drive crash, but now found, if by "found" you mean "we started over from scratch using lower-quality Zoom recordings." In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick an episode of a NatGeo reality show about animals that promises to be a NatGeo reality show about animals and not much else. But if you like watching tiger surgery, hold on tight! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka AniMat!), Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they run through...
2022-07-2054 minEscape From Vault DisneyMan of the HouseThis week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Charlie Callahan inexplicably throws away the one and only Guest's Choice episode he'll ever get on a deservedly-obscure Disney "comedy" from 1995 that's equal parts boring and racist, in which Chevy Chase doesn't get to be a jerk, Jonathan Taylor Thomas doesn't get to be likeable, George Wendt doesn't get to be funny and Farrah Fawcett has to pretend to be into Chevy Chase despite looking like Farrah Fawcett. It's a complete waste of everyone's time, especially ours! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan...
2022-07-061h 15Escape From Vault DisneyStrange MagicThis week, as Tony returns from his impromptu hard drive crash-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2015 to pick the last movie (as of now) that the legendary George Lucas was personally involved with, an animated fairy tale with a story by Lucas himself combining his love of mythic fantasy with his penchant for subversive genre fusion...only this time, for some bizarre reason he combined the plots and/or aesthetics of Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Mamma Mia! and various Labyrinth fanfics. Yeah, this one didn't exactly get a holiday special. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie...
2022-06-291h 07
Escape From Vault DisneyAlice In Wonderland (1951)This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Alessandra Dreyer "makes" us watch a Disney Animated Canon classic from 1951, a heartwarming tale about a little girl who enters an incredible fantasy world and spends roughly an hour and change getting harassed, bullied, trolled, gaslit, demonized, psychologically tortured, nearly burned alive and nearly decapitated by a seemingly endless string of demented sociopathic weirdos. Y'know, good clean wholesome Disney magic! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Erika Haynes as they go ask ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951)! Check out my...
2022-06-081h 12Escape From Vault DisneyDuckTales (2017) S2E11 - The Golden Spear!This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu COVID-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer picks an episode of perhaps one of the top ten greatest animated nostalgia reboot series about talking ducks to feature aliens, zombies, Greek Gods, slap bracelets and a magical shadow dimension ruled by superintelligent goats. And that's all just in this episode. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they grab onto some DUCKTALES (2017), season two, episode eleven, "The Golden Spear!" Woo-oo! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...
2022-06-0157 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Star Wars Episode OuttakesEscape From Vault Disney will return with a full new episode next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of some canon-breaking outtakes from our Star Wars episode from a few weeks ago, featuring Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski!
2022-05-2507 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. TechnologyEscape From Vault Disney will be back with new episodes in June after Tony fully recovers from COVID, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of an extended outtake of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of our Luck of the Irish episode, featuring Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile!
2022-05-1811 minEscape From Vault DisneyImpact with Gal Gadot S1E3-4 - The Ripple Effect/Coming Home (with Anarkee!) Y'know, as I've said before in these episode descriptions, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we get to watch ridiculous oddities like The Luck of the Irish or delightful obscure gems like Life With Mikey...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, two episodes of a made-for-YouTube NatGeo documentary series from last year about the ongoing Puerto Rican water crisis and the life-or-death struggle of homeless black trans women! Make jokes about THAT, pathetic humans!" And we are forced to obey. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee...
2022-05-1143 minEscape From Vault DisneyStar Wars: Episode IV - A New HopeHappy Star Wars Day, everyone! This week, just in time for May the Fourth (and might I add, be with you) we finally force-choke the randomizer into giving us some Star Wars content, and it goes all the way back to 1977 to the original George Lucas classic that started it all! Or rather, the infamous beleaguered "Maclunkey Cut" of the classic that started it all. Why all the wanton CGI? Who actually shot first? And just who is this Maclunkey fellow anyway? On this special episode, we hope to answer all those questions and more. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie...
2022-05-0459 minEscape From Vault DisneyMiraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir S4E11 - RocketearThis week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a CGI animated series produced in France and inspired by anime that originally aired in the states on Nickelodeon before moving to Netflix and eventually the Disney Channel and Disney+. It is completely incomprehensible and I neither condone nor understand anything that happens in it. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they stare bewildered at MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR, season four, episode eleven, "Rocketear!" Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Band: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band...
2022-04-2751 minEscape From Vault DisneyEncantoThis week the randomizer goes all the way back to late 2021 to cover Disney Animation's latest instant massive phenomenon that took the world by storm with breathtaking visuals, compelling characters, dynamic storytelling and inhumanly catchy songs...and just our luck, one of our guests on this episode just so happens to be one of the nine people in the universe who intensely despises it with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Yeeeeaaaah, this one got a little contentious. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they vigorously debate the merits of ENCANTO! Check out...
2022-04-201h 18Escape From Vault DisneyBehind the Attraction S1E5 - Space MountainThe increasingly-inaccurately-titled PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney finally comes to a close, a mere two weeks after the month ended! For our fifth and final week of "Parks Month and a Half" I guess, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a made-for-Disney+ docuseries that attempts to blend theme park history lessons with postmodern fourth-wall-breaking wacky comedy (wow what a wild idea never seen anything like that before nope never not even once), specifically an episode about a mountain of pure space. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Ben Lancaster and Gaby Tyrrell as they get...
2022-04-131h 16
Escape From Vault DisneyMagic of Disney's Animal Kingdom S1E3 - Betty and the Beast (with Dave Cobb!)PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on riding along! For our fourth week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to cover an episode of an inevitable series in which Disney realizes they own both a Florida theme park filled with animals (totally not a zoo though, and how dare you propagate such unfounded allegations) and a basic cable network devoted entirely to pointing cameras at animals. Join Tony Goldmark, Jen Seggio, Garrett Snook and legendary theme park designer/creative director Dave Cobb as they take a nice big whiff of the MAGIC...
2022-03-3058 minEscape From Vault DisneyPirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlIt continues to be PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to bless us with the one movie based on a theme park ride that won over critics and audiences alike, and made them say "Oh wow, I guess you CAN make a really really really good movie based on a theme park ride!" before that peculiar subgenre squandered everyone's goodwill all over again. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ayaka Matsuoka and Chris Nebergall as they get keelhauled by PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE...
2022-03-231h 31Escape From Vault DisneyMiles From Tomorrowland S2E16 - Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma (with Ron Schneider!)It's still PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Parks Month, the randomizer in its infinite wisdom goes all the way back to 2015 to make us watch an episode of a Disney Junior series with an in-name-only parks connection, depicting a harsh dystopian future of robo-ostriches, gaseous blob-monsters and ruthless dancing space-dictators, where every five seconds someone has to attempt a dumb catchphrase just to survive. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and very special guest Ron Schneider as they travel several MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND, season two, episode sixteen, "Once In A...
2022-03-0948 minEscape From Vault DisneyOne Day At Disney shorts - various episodesDISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Parks Month, the randomizer...
2022-03-021h 06
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Luck of the IrishThis week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks early as our good friend Zach Hurst makes us watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2001 wherein every last Irish stereotype known to man and beast was forced to collide into each other at full speed in a chaotic cataclysmic cacophony of dance steps, lucky charms, thick accents and the color green. And the guy from Galavant is in it! No, not him, the other guy. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha...
2022-02-231h 27Escape From Vault DisneyHawkeye S1E6 - So This Is Christmas? This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to December 2021 to cover the season-or-possibly-series finale of Marvel's latest Disney+ show, in which they realize they're finally down to the last of the original six OG Avengers and say "Screw it, let's just do a show about the bow-and-arrows guy." Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they take aim at HAWKEYE, season one, episode six, "So This Is Christmas?" SPOILER WARNING: Contains (obviously) major spoilers for all six episodes of Hawkeye, as well as minor-to-medium spoilers for Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the...
2022-02-161h 05Escape From Vault DisneyFancy Nancy: Fancy It Yourself shorts This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover a series of Disney Junior interstitial shorts bold enough to combine the cheap animation and insipid writing of a pre-school show with the insufferable egotism of a YouTube lifestyle vlog. Proceed at your own peril. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they neither like, share nor subscribe to the FANCY NANCY: FANCY IT YOURSELF shorts! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1490596162499321859 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE C...
2022-02-1046 minEscape From Vault DisneyLife With MikeyThis week, for our first episode of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick an underrated Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Michael J. Fox as a former child actor turned agent for child actors, in a story delightful enough to make you forget to question why we've all collectively decided show business is the one industry where child labor is okay. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they all get sentenced to LIFE WITH MIKEY! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1488059236072394753
2022-02-021h 02
Escape From Vault DisneySnowglobe This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2007 to pick a made-for-ABC Family Christmas movie that dared to tragically answer the bold cinematic question asked by literally no one, "What would happen if Meet the Fockers, The Chronicles of Narnia and Elf all tried to be the same movie?" Join Tony Goldmark, Michael Hunter, Kit Quinn and the ever-intrusive Santa Claus as they utter their cryptic dying words and break a SNOWGLOBE! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Snowglobe has been removed from Disney+, but...
2021-12-221h 11
Escape From Vault DisneyHigh School Musical: The Musical: The Holiday Special This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to last year to pick one of 2020's seemingly endless stream of COVID-prompted TV specials in which celebrities tried in vain to entertain you people from the socially-distanced comfort of their own homes. Or in this case, the cast of a Disney+ reboot series with a title that sounds ironically redundant at first, but then you realize, no, this thing is sincerely redundant. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they drop out of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...
2021-12-1557 min
Escape From Vault DisneyPrep & Landing This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick a half-hour animated ABC Christmas special that dared to ask the bold question, "What if you set Monsters Inc. at Santa's workshop, except I'm not sure why I just typed 'except' because that's literally all it is, Monsters Inc. set at Santa's workshop." Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they enlist in PREP & LANDING! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: ht...
2021-12-0841 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBirth of Europe S1E3 - Fire This week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, chooses more NatGeo content for us to endure! In this case, an episode of a three-part documentary miniseries from 2014 which CLAIMS to show us horrific footage of an entire continent being pushed through some poor woman's birth canal and being granted the gift of life, but instead pulls a bait-and-switch for some reason and just talks about volcanoes for 45 minutes. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they bear witness to the BIRTH OF EUROPE season one, episode three, "Fire!" Check out my guests' stuff!
2021-12-0237 min
Escape From Vault DisneyRoger Rabbit shorts DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week we're bypassing the randomizer for another Guest's Choice episode, in which Kyle A. Carrozza "makes" us watch...
2021-11-2459 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Parent Trap (1998) DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1998 to make us cover Nancy Meyers' inexplicably-beloved remake of...
2021-11-101h 01
Escape From Vault DisneyViking Warrior Women This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch everyone's favorite kind of Disney+ branded content, a NatGeo special! Fun. Specifically, a special that answers the question, "How do we take the inherently interesting topic of badass female Viking warriors and somehow turn it into the most boring sludge of meaningless CSI and Diet David Fincher aesthetics you've ever tried to stay awake through?" Leave it to NatGeo! Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, Ryan Hipp and Jen Seggio as they battle some VIKING WARRIOR WOMEN! Check out my guests' stuff! ...
2021-11-0348 min
Escape From Vault DisneyMuppets Haunted Mansion This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to roughly three weeks ago to cover the once-in-a-lifetime confluence of events that led to two divisions of Disney bumping into each other and saying "Hey, you got your Muppets in my Haunted Mansion!" and "You got Haunted Mansion on my Muppets!" Two great tastes that taste great together! Join Tony Goldmark, Count Jackula, Madeline Maye and Luke Ski as they play the music, light the lights and meet the MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION! Check out my guests' stuff! ...
2021-10-271h 17
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Scream Team This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2002 to cover yet another Disney Channel movie, from the exact same director as the Disney Channel movie we covered on our last episode. This one asks the bold cinematic question, "What if you put a heartfelt, gut-wrenching mystery-drama about death and loss, and a wacky workplace sitcom about ghosts working at an afterlife way station, in a jar together and shook it up as hard as you could?" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Kyle Kallgren and Agatha Vile as...
2021-10-201h 12
Escape From Vault DisneyGoing to the Mat DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to cover yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, specifically...
2021-10-061h 03
Escape From Vault DisneyFerdinand It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism and pacifism in a cruel, heartless, endlessly competitive world where conformity is normalized and life is disposable. Also there's a scene where a bull twerks. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they pick up shovels and clean up after FERDINAND! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: h...
2021-09-291h 01
Escape From Vault DisneySuper Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S1E11 - Ape New World It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2004 to pick Eric Ortiz's request for a randomly-selected first season episode of that show we already covered a couple months ago about going to force some sort of hyper team of monkey robots into being super. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they try to remember the name SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season one, episode eleven, "Ape New World!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
2021-09-2341 min
Escape From Vault DisneyChip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers S1E5 - Out To Launch It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1989 to pick Paul Sebert's request for a beloved Disney Afternoon show that aired right after the waterfowl who swam through currency but before the bear who flew a plane, all about a buncha vermin who solved crimes and occasionally went into outer space for some reason. Join Tony Goldmark, Garrett Gilchrist, Michael Hunter and David Spencer as they need help and call Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIP 'N DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS, season one, episode five, "Out To Launch!" Check out my guests' stuff! GARRETT GILCHRIST
2021-09-1556 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Simpsons S4E17 - Last Exit To Springfield It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1993 to pick Nolan Deming's request for one of the most iconic, beloved episodes ever of the deathless primetime animated series that helpfully gave every millennial a kajillion funny quotes to recite and meme at each other to save us the painful embarrassment of trying to learn social skills. Join Tony Goldmark, Yogi Deva-Das, Erika Haynes and Garrett Snook as they put onions on their belts (which was the style at the time) with THE SIMPSONS, season four, episode seventeen, "Last Exit To Springfield!"
2021-09-0858 min
Escape From Vault DisneyUnidentified Flying Oddball This week, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 1979 to pick Nicholas M. Gentle's request for a curious mostly-forgotten "What Would Walt Have Done"-era would-be Disney classic, and I think we can all agree that out of all the Mark Twain adaptations in which the director of Beverly Hills Ninja plays both a horny robot and a time-traveling incel, this is probably one of the top ten. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Kit Quinn and Agatha Vile as they stare baffled at the UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL! Check...
2021-09-021h 07
Escape From Vault DisneyLoki S1E3 - Lamentis This week the randomizer goes all the way back to late June 2021, an ancient era forgotten by time, when the earth's crust was still warm, dinosaurs roamed the planet, and only three episodes of Loki season one had been released. For some reason, this podcast saw fit to record a Loki episode at that point and not release it until now. We're good at podcasting. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they get trapped in an apocalypse with LOKI, season one, episode three, "Lamentis!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA...
2021-08-251h 14
Escape From Vault DisneyD2: The Mighty Ducks This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover the second film in a beloved nostalgic sports movie trilogy about the jock from The Breakfast Club training a buncha youngsters to strap knives to their feet, glide around a frozen room, and try to smack a rubber disk into a net with long sticks. Also they've named their team after waterfowl and Iceland is their sworn enemy. Sports are weird. Join Tony Goldmark, Brianna Garcia, Kit Leitmeyer and Luke Ski as they fly with D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS!" Check out my guests' stuff! BRIANNA GARCIA
2021-08-181h 08
Escape From Vault DisneyFantastic Four (1994 series) S1E3 - Now Comes the Sub-Mariner DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series based on one of the greatest comic...
2021-08-041h 10
Escape From Vault DisneyPrincess Protection Program This week the randomizer goes back to 2009 to cover one of the most highly-rated Disney Channel Original Movies ever made, a Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato dual vehicle which dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if a princess had to STOP being a princess for a little while kinda but not really?" And answers, "Huh, guess she can bowl." Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get relocated by the PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM! Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist Instagram: https...
2021-07-291h 04
Escape From Vault DisneySuper Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S2E11 - PrototypeThis week the randomizer goes back to the mid-2000s to cover an animated series from Toon Disney's "Jetix" block of action shows, a show which, one can only assume based on its title, is either about a super team of robot monkeys going to hyperforce, an ongoing hyperforce full of monkey teams of super robots, or a monkey who makes robots, aligns with "Team Hyperforce Go" and also happens to be pretty darn super. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they join the SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season two, episode eleven, "...
2021-07-2235 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBuffalo Dreams This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to cover that one time the Disney Channel decided to make a movie about the plight of indigenous people, specifically Navajos of New Mexico, torn between tradition and modernity, reliant on a country that destroyed them. Naturally, the main character is a white kid and it ends with an 80s-style bike race. Join Tony Goldmark, Cody Clark, Emily Clark and Jenelle Riley as they fall asleep and have BUFFALO DREAMS! Check out my guests' stuff! CODY CLARK Twitter: https://twitter.com/RevScratch EMILY CLARK Twitter: htt...
2021-07-1539 minEscape From Vault DisneyPrince of Persia: The Sands of Time This week, for our first episode after our June hiatus, the randomizer takes us all the way back to 2010 to cover an infamous underperforming Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Middle Eastern fantasy epic based on a Ubisoft video game, a film that told audiences, "Come for the whitewashing, stay for the ostrich races!" Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they hold a formal audience with the PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/An...
2021-07-071h 13
Escape From Vault DisneyOn Pointe E1 - Getting In This week, the randomizer chooses a the first episode of a Disney+ original documentary miniseries from last year in which Disney sent a camera crew to New York's prestigious School of American Ballet, and they just kinda pointed their cameras at stuff for a while and then edited it together until it technically counted as television. Riveting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Michael Hunter as they get on their tippy-toes and go ON POINTE, episode one, "Getting In!" Check out my guests' stuff! KEVIN ANDERSON Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArthurKnowledge You...
2021-05-3058 min
Escape From Vault DisneyGo FigureThis week the randomizer chooses a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2005, that magical year when Disney saw fit to release not one but TWO different movies about teenage figure skaters, and apparently we got the one that wasn't good enough for theaters. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they shrug and say GO FIGURE! Check out my guests' stuff! SYDNEY AGNEW Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster MADELINE MAYE Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/inkblot-band Twitter: ht...
2021-05-221h 06
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (with Linkara!)This week, the randomizer takes us all the way back to that magical year of 1979. The 70s were wrapping up, and what did Disney have to show for their first thoroughly Waltless decade? A dwindling animation department; a lot of ground lost to Spielberg, Lucas, Henson and Donner in the "family movie" market; an executive boardroom STILL asking "What would Walt have done?"; and a WHOLE lot of very dumb slapstick comedy sequels starring Don Knotts and/or Tim Conway, or in the case of this week's topic, both! Join Tony Goldmark, Lewis Lovhaug (aka Linkara!), Josh Saucedo and...
2021-05-1350 min
Escape From Vault DisneyPixar Popcorn and other shorts (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!) This week, the randomizer picks a series of movie tie-in shorts produced in the 2010s and beyond by that once-unstoppable, still-occasionally-adequate pride of Emeryville, the bittersweet digital whimsy factory known to mere mortals as PIXAR! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer as they microwave some PIXAR POPCORN AND OTHER SHORTS! Shorts covered in this episode: - The Legend of Mor'du (2012) - Party Central (2014) - Riley's First Date? (2015) - Auntie Edna (2018) - Pixar Popcorn (2021) Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter...
2021-05-051h 06
Escape From Vault DisneySpider-Man (1981 series) E18 - The Capture of Captain America This week, the randomizer picks a not-terribly-good Saturday morning cartoon from 1981 in which your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man joins forces with the Star-Spangled Man with a plan, and in a stunning oversight, not once does the latter sit on a backwards chair and lecture the former for getting detention. Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, David Ganssle and Garrett Snook as they take pictures of SPIDER-MAN (1981 series), episode eighteen, "The Capture of Captain America!" Check out my guests' stuff! TIM CRIST Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet DAVID GANSSLE T...
2021-04-2850 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Emperor's New GrooveDISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. "Uh-oh." "Don't tell me. We're bypassing the randomizer this week so Luke Ski can do his Guest's Choice episode...
2021-04-181h 47
Escape From Vault DisneyBONUS MINISODE! Muppet stuff that SHOULD be on Disney+ but isn't! In this extra-long bonus minisode, we present a segment cut from last week's episode in which Tony Goldmark, Luke Ski, Ryan Hipp and our Surprise Special Guest list some of our favorite Muppet specials and series which could and should be available on Disney+, but for some reason aren't!
2021-04-0737 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Muppet Show S4E18 - Christopher Reeve It's the fifth and final week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap the month up, the randomizer chooses another episode of the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational iconic televised classic itself, complete with a very special guest indeed - the only cinematic Superman to ever play the Man of Steel in a GOOD movie! (And also still a couple bad ones.) Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they once again meet the Muppets on THE MUPPET SHOW, season four, episode eighteen, "Christopher Reeve!" Check out...
2021-03-3159 min
Escape From Vault DisneyMuppets Most Wanted It's the fourth and penultimate week of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, as I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2014 to pick the second-best Muppet sequel in which the Muppets travel to Europe and end up thwarting a jewel heist. It's weird that the Muppets have two of those, isn't it. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they turn in the MUPPETS MOST WANTED! Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com...
2021-03-241h 09
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Muppet Show S3E15 - Lesley Ann Warren (with Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer!)DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's week three of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer chooses an episode...
2021-03-1751 min
Escape From Vault DisneyDinosaurs S1E8 - I Never Ate For My Father It's week two of MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And this week, the randomizer continues to stubbornly refuse to cover an actual movie or TV show with "Muppet" in the title, instead choosing an episode of the Muppet-adjacent early-90s ABC satirical primetime sitcom from Jim Henson Productions about a prehistoric family of creepy lizard-people. Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Morgan Funder and Gerald of Stealing Focus as they dig up some DINOSAURS, season one, episode eight, "I Never Ate For My Father!" Check out my guests' stuff! CODY CLARK as "GERALD" Twitter...
2021-03-121h 01
Escape From Vault DisneyEarth To Ned E17 - Ned Vs Food (with puppeteer Grant Baciocco!) It's MUPPET MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Muppet Month, the randomizer formally apologizes for making us watch a cancer movie last week by allowing us to do something we've never done before on this show - interview someone who ACTUALLY WORKED ON THE THING WE'RE COVERING! Namely, one of this show's many very talented puppeteers, Grant Baciocco! Join Tony Goldmark, Grant Baciocco, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they send a transmission from EARTH TO NED, episode seventeen, "Ned vs. Food!" Check out my guests' stuff! GRANT...
2021-03-0450 min
Escape From Vault DisneyClouds (with MarzGurl!) DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Y'know, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we're laughing our asses off at The...
2021-02-241h 05
Escape From Vault DisneyEarth Live Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a nature documentary looked and felt more like SportsCenter or election night coverage? No, of course you haven't, that's a ridiculous thing to wonder. Nevertheless, this week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, goes all the way back to 2017 to select an experimental National Geographic special that decided to be that very abomination for reasons unknown. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Luke Ski as they get tickets to see EARTH LIVE! If you're reading this before 11:59PM Pacific on February 14th, there's still time...
2021-02-141h 02
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Country Bears Exactly ten years ago today, on February 3rd, 2011, I released the very first episode of my web series Some Jerk With A Camera, a review of the 2002 Disney classic The Country Bears filmed on location at Disneyland. And now, to celebrate a whole damn decade of me doing this dumb crap, my cohorts and I are setting the randomizer aside for this week so we can revisit and reevaluate what many have called the Citizen Kane of movies about ursine musicians. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they get mauled by THE COUNTRY BEARS!
2021-02-041h 49
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Cat from Outer Space Let me ask you this: did The Godfather have a cat from outer space in it? Did Lawrence of Arabia have a cat from outer space in it? Did Citizen Kane have a cat from outer space in it? No, no and no, they did not. But you'd better believe the 1978 Disney classic The Cat from Outer Space has a cat from outer space in it, and this week we're bypassing the randomizer for our first-ever Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Morgan Funder makes us watch that majestic cinematic epic of the "extraterrestrial feline" subgenre. Join...
2021-01-271h 12
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Adventures of Huck Finn Happy New Year everybody! For Escape From Vault Disney's first episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick Disney's live-action adaptation of Mark Twain's immortal 1884 literary classic, a film that dares to posit that the REAL victims of slavery were the white people who felt really bad about it sometimes. Ah, the 90s. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they impatiently skim through THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com...
2021-01-071h 17
Escape From Vault DisneyRichie Rich's Christmas WishMerry belated Christmas everyone! For our third and final Christmas episode of the year, the randomizer goes back to 1998 to pick a Saban-produced direct-to-video sequel that answers the supremely important question, "What would it look like if It's A Wonderful Life had a dinosaur museum heist, a grunge band dressed as a hair metal band, a flying child dictator AND a fire-breathing robot maid?" Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Randee Martin and the ever-mysterious Carl Featherbottom as they grant RICHIE RICH'S CHRISTMAS WISH!
2020-12-271h 05
Escape From Vault DisneyMickey's Once Upon A Christmas For our second Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picked a 1999 direct-to-video compilation animated feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney characters starred in holiday stories about everything Christmas is all about: time loops, atheism and the horrors of late-stage capitalism! Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew and "How Did This Not Get Made" hosts Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as we watch MICKEY'S ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS!
2020-12-191h 04
Escape From Vault DisneyGood Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! (with Variety's Jenelle Riley!) Happy Holidays, everyone! This week, for this podcast's first Christmas episode of 2020, the randomizer picks a 2011 Disney Channel original movie, based on a Disney Channel sitcom, featuring everything Christmas is all about: hitchhiking, angry gamers, confusing business names, crappy old cars, UFO conspiracy theorists, luggage theft, kidnapping LARPers and paintball! Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Kyle Kallgren and Variety's Deputy Awards and Features Editor Jenelle Riley (!!!) as they wish everyone GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
2020-12-0942 min
Escape From Vault DisneyDrain the Great Lakes This week Tony joins the hosts of this weekend's "Thanks For The Magic" charity livestream as the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, forces them to watch a 2011 NatGeo documentary special that for some weird reason saw fit to ask the bold question, "What if the water had no water in it?" Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Charlie Callahan and Haley Baker Callahan as they inexplicably DRAIN THE GREAT LAKES! In the time since we recorded and released this podcast, Drain the Great Lakes has been removed from Disney+, but you can still watch it HERE: https://www...
2020-12-0239 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBedknobs and BroomsticksDISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. This week the randomizer flies our magic bed all the way back to 1971, when Disney made a spiritual successor...
2020-11-291h 03
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Great Muppet CaperAfter taking a couple weeks off, Escape From Vault Disney returns to join forces with the Channel KRT podcast, and the randomizer mercifully picks one of the funniest and best movies on Disney+, the feature directorial debut of acclaimed Oscar-nominated auteur Jim Henson, the eternal classic film that gifted the cinema landscape with those immortal words to live by, "That's a frog. Bears wear hats." Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kitty Quinn as they solve THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER!
2020-11-201h 04
Escape From Vault DisneyHalloweentownJust in the nick of time for Halloween, the randomizer picks another Halloween title, this one a well-remembered Disney Channel Original Movie from 1998! You've heard of Halloween the holiday, Halloween the movie and Halloween the Horror Nights, but did you know Halloweentown can be a TOWN? And hey, Kalabar (or possibly Calabar) is actually IN this one! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Gaby Tyrrell as they hitchhike all the way to HALLOWEENTOWN!
2020-10-3150 min
Escape From Vault DisneySonny With A Chance S2E18 - A So Random Halloween Special For our first-ever seasonally-appropriate Halloween episode, the randomizer has chosen an episode of a Disney Channel sitcom about a sketch show wherein the sketch-show-within-a-sitcom rebelled and took over its host program, and gave us the once-in-a-lifetime pairing of unquestionably the two greatest musical geniuses of our time, Demi Lovato and Shaquille O'Neal. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Ryan Hipp and Randee Martin as they forecast SONNY WITH A CHANCE, season two, episode eighteen, "A So Random Halloween Special!"
2020-10-2846 min
Escape From Vault DisneyMilo Murphy's Law S1E8 - The Substitute/Time OutIt's Escape From Vault Disney's 27th episode spectacular, in which Tony joins the hosts of The Weird Al-Phabet podcast to celebrate the work of the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic just in time for his birthday! Specifically, we cover another episode of the underrated animated series in which Mr. Yankovic himself voices the world's unluckiest kid. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they they break MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episode eight, "The Substitute/Time Out!"
2020-10-231h 14
Escape From Vault DisneyWhile You Were SleepingRomcoms! What are they? Where do they come from? What do they want from us? On this week's episode, the randomizer goes back to 1995 to pick a semi-remembered example of the much-maligned subgenre, a Sandra Bullock vehicle that really puts the "coma" in "comady!" Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, Kitty Quinn and Luke Ski as they remember all the fun stuff you missed out on WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!
2020-10-1554 min
Escape From Vault DisneyReturn To Oz Y'know, hiring the editor of Apocalypse Now to write and direct an extremely depressing grimdark mid-80s sequel to The Wizard Of Oz loaded with tons of horrifying nightmare-inducing imagery and almost zero connection to the 1939 MGM musical everyone loves might SEEM like a terrible idea... (long pause) so anyway, join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kevin Anderson and Morgan Funder as the almighty randomizer forces them to begrudgingly RETURN TO OZ!
2020-10-0858 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Rocketeer In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Ryan Hipp as they go soarin' through the stratosphere with THE ROCKETEER!
2020-10-011h 05
Escape From Vault DisneyFreaky Friday (2003) (with Kyle Kallgren!) Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as they wake up on FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)!
2020-09-261h 09
Escape From Vault DisneyChicken Little Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseball, talking farm animals, 70s pop songs, ugly-ass half-rendered animation, lots and lots of pee jokes AND the guy from Scrubs in it? Well look no further, ya damn weirdo! Join Tony Goldmark, Erika Haynes, Luke Ski and David Spencer as they fry up some CHICKEN LITTLE!
2020-09-161h 10
Escape From Vault DisneyMilo Murphy's Law S1E12-13 - Missing Milo parts 1 & 2 Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic in the titular role! And the random selection in question is a very-bizarre-even-for-this-show two-part episode about time travel and mutant pistachios! Join Tony Goldmark, Jeff Scot Carey, Emily Clark and Zach Hurst as they study MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episodes twelve and thirteen, "Missing Milo" parts 1 & 2!
2020-09-0946 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Little Mermaid (series) S3E3 - Island of Fear DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. As Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly RETURNS from a five-month hiatus, we continue Patreon Request Month with Rob Bergman's...
2020-09-0254 min
Escape From Vault DisneyPinocchioIn our last episode before we take a coronavirus-related hiatus, and the only episode of "Patreon Request Month" we managed to record before everything went on lockdown, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1940 to pick Lizzy Gravelle's request for Walt Disney's second full-length animated classic, a movie simultaneously far better and way weirder than you remember. Join Tony Goldmark, Chandler Desrochers, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they reflect on the mastery and insanity of PINOCCHIO!
2020-04-051h 21
Escape From Vault DisneyShipwrecked Did you know that in 1991, Disney distributed a Norwegian pirate movie? We sure didn't, until the randomizer picked it for this week's episode and gave us all an excuse to attempt borderline-offensive exaggerated Scandinavian accents! Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they get SHIPWRECKED!
2020-03-2533 min
Escape From Vault DisneyBug Juice: My Adventures At Camp E16 - Best Summer Ever!Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV series designed to answer none of these probing questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they drink a tall frosty glass of BUG JUICE: MY ADVENTURES AT CAMP, episode sixteen, "Best Summer Ever!"
2020-03-1834 min
Escape From Vault DisneyJackIn 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they endure the existential nightmare that is JACK!
2020-03-1252 min
Escape From Vault DisneyNewsies: The Broadway MusicalExtree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL! Podcast, mistah? Only zero cents!
2020-03-0448 min
Escape From Vault DisneyInto the OkavangoIt was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as we apprehensively venture INTO THE OKAVANGO!
2020-02-2645 min
Escape From Vault DisneyFrank and Ollie (with Jenny Nicholson!) Remember when cartoons were drawn by human beings? Well, two of those human beings were the subjects of the 1995 documentary the randomizer has chosen for us this week! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and VERY special guest JENNY NICHOLSON(!!!) as we indulgently listen to FRANK AND OLLIE!
2020-02-191h 00
Escape From Vault DisneyDoug S3E21 - Quailman Vs. The Triad of TerrorWhat happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at one point! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they say hello to DOUG, season three (technically seven), episode twenty-one, "Quailman Vs. The Triad of Terror!"
2020-02-1237 min
Escape From Vault DisneyRocket & Groot shortsI am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!
2020-02-0531 min
Escape From Vault DisneyRead It and Weep What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their skulls) and chooses another Disney Channel original movie, this one about a high school girl whose diary goes viral (diaral?) and becomes semi-sentient. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they bravely READ IT AND WEEP!
2020-01-2950 min
Escape From Vault DisneyHalloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar's not in it. And, it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically and unseasonally chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel to a fondly-remembered Disney Channel original movie. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they journey to HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR'S REVENGE!
2020-01-2247 min
Escape From Vault DisneyPooh's Heffalump MovieThis week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!
2020-01-1537 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Wild DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever wonder what it'd be like if it looked like garbage and completely sucked...
2020-01-0845 min
Escape From Vault DisneyThe Book Of Pooh S2E4 - Day of the Knights/Come as EeyoreDISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This week the randomizer picks another TV episode, namely an early-2000...
2020-01-0224 min
Escape From Vault Disney'Twas the NightThe guy who played Michael Myers directed a Christmas movie! What could possibly go wrong? This week, JUST in the nick of time for Christmas, the randomizer picks a Disney Channel original movie from 2001 starring Walter White as Bad Santa. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they sit through 'TWAS THE NIGHT! DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies...
2019-12-2543 min
Escape From Vault DisneyAmphibia E13 - Croak and Punishment/Trip to the ArchivesWhat if it WAS easy being green? This week, for the first time ever, the randomizer picks a TV episode, specifically of a recent Disney Channel animated series about an alternate reality where frogs are the dominant species. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they journey to AMPHIBIA, episode 13, "Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"!
2019-12-1840 min
Escape From Vault DisneyMeet The DeedlesSurfers...in a place where surfers usually aren't?!? Wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAAAAT?!? This week the randomizer picks an inexplicably-theatrically-released remnant of 1998 that proves you don't need Pauly Shore to make a Pauly Shore comedy. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they begrudgingly MEET THE DEEDLES!
2019-12-0444 min
Escape From Vault DisneySmart HouseIn the pilot episode of the Escape From Vault Disney podcast, the randomizer picks a 1999 Disney Channel original movie starring Leela as Evil Alexa! How could that POSSIBLY be disappointing? Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle move into SMART HOUSE!
2019-11-2754 min