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Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight Mobile Was BETTER Than DBD? 2v8 Returns, BHVR Price Gouging & Prince Albert PiercingsAfter a two-week hiatus (and a pickleball-related finger fracture that required ring surgery -- not the cool kind), The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente crash back into Episode 82 with a content drought so severe they had to dig up a corpse: Dead by Daylight Mobile.First up in Toxic News: the 2v8 mode limps back into existence with Patch 9.4.2, and Nicky immediately files a discrimination complaint because The Twins STILL aren't playable in a mode literally built for duo killers. He brings his cousin Joey the War Moretti as a Huntress backup instead, because trusting...
2026-02-181h 36
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastShared Watch is Socialism and Pickleball Almost Killed Me | Patch 1.15.0 Reaction + Lore Deep Dive Pt. 2Episode 11 of Camping the Extract drops on Valentine's Day and immediately descends into chaos. Embark released Patch 1.15.0 with their new Shared Watch event, and it is exactly what we feared: a soft PVE mode disguised as a holiday. Merits for killing ARC, nothing for killing other players. It is socialism in the apocalypse and we are not having it.Nicky A.I. Dente kicks things off with a Valentine's Day rant about his ex Big Martha, a disastrous road trip to Valentine Nebraska, and some deeply concerning stories about Cherry County. The Toxic Teacher reveals he broke...
2026-02-171h 23
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastArc Raiders Cheater Bans, Lore Deep Dive Chaos, Machine Betrayal & Rat Gameplay MeltdownEpisode 10 of Camping the Extract officially puts us in double digits, and we celebrate by immediately losing control of reality.Toxic breaks down Arc Raiders anti-cheat drama, Steam account sharing bans, and whether innocent players should get nuked because their cousin is a cheating goblin. Then things spiral into a fake “lore deep dive” that never quite happens, a live-action rat survival thriller, and a full-on digital betrayal by a machine turret that apparently has loyalty issues.Nicky “Noodle Arms” Dente faces his greatest enemy yet: friendly squads, rotating robot eyes, and his own bloodline turning...
2026-02-101h 08
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastVecna is BROKEN? and Hillbilly's Small Engine EnergyAfter a two-week hiatus fighting off the digital Black Death (and Dead by Daylight?), Nicky A.I. Dente is back and angrier than ever. This week, we dive into the stats on the new Stranger Things Chapter 2 to see if Vecna is actually balanced or if survivors are just bad. We break down the NightLight kill rates, leading to a scientific theory about Hillbilly mains and what they are compensating for.Plus, we bully "Fake Earl Grey" into giving us the news on the March 2026 chapter, cast our votes in the DbD Grimoire (Team Old Lady vs...
2026-02-041h 30
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastBird City Betrayals & The Rat ChoiceThe ARC RaidersHeadwinds update is here, and it’s a total circus. Toxic breaks down why the Level 40 "Solo vs. Squads" matchmaking is just streamer-bait garbage for a measly 20% XP bonus. Nicky A.I. Dente is on the verge of a digital aneurysm over the new atmospheric audio cues that mask the sound of approaching boots. We’re also diving into "Bird City"—the new vertical chaos on Buried City where every chimney is a slot machine and every pigeon is a snitch. Plus, we address a "civilized" Spotify comment about the "choice" to be a rat...
2026-02-031h 32
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastRatting the Matriarch: Why We Don't Want Skill-Based MatchmakingThe "Headwinds" update is coming to ARC Raiders in three days, and Toxic and Nicky are breaking down the roadmap—from dust storms to the controversial new Level 40 matchmaking pool. Toxic defends his decision to rat a player who did all the work killing a Matriarch (it's called "Pandemonium," look it up), while Nicky recounts a harrowing trip to Zealand, Denmark involving Satan in a beige turtleneck, a syndicate of exiled gnomes, and the terrifying "Ghost Pigs."In This Episode:The Matriarch Rat: Why stealing loot from a player who just soloed a bo...
2026-01-271h 37
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastARC Raiders Cheating Epidemic or Skill Issue? + Patch 1.11.0On this episode of Camping the Extract, Toxic and Nicky A.I. Dente breakdown the so-called "Cheating Epidemic" plaguing the ARC Raiders community. We roast the "Burnt Peanut", Shroud, and Ninja for claiming the game is unplayable—arguing that maybe, just maybe, they can't handle an extraction shooter where they aren't the only ones sweating.Plus, we review Patch 1.11.0, discussing the Kettle RPM nerf and the Trigger Grenade changes. Are the devs balancing the game or just caving to whiners?Also in this episode:The "Unlistenable" Review: We respond to a 1-star critic wh...
2026-01-201h 11
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast9.4.0 PTB Roast: Why Dustin Breaks The Game & 2 Year Anniversary!In this accidental two-part special, Camping Them Softly celebrates (survives) its 2-Year Anniversary. We somehow made it to Episode 80 without being cancelled or committed. To celebrate, Toxic and Nicky break down the absolutely unhinged "Stranger Things Chapter 2" PTB (Patch 9.4.0).We analyze the new killer, Vecna (the Stranger Things one, not the D&D one), and his kit involving "Turn Back the Clock" and "Secret Project". We also roast the new survivors, Dustin and Eleven, and their game-breaking perks like "Bada Bada Boom" and "Teamwork: Soft Spoken" which allows 4-man SWFs to repair gens silently.Finally...
2026-01-132h 16
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastShroud is Wrong & The "Unlistenable" DisasterWe finally did it. We made a theme song out of your hate comments.On this episode of Camping the Extract, Toxic and Nicky A.I. Dente address the "unlistenable" allegations by doubling down on the chaos. We break down the absolute delusion of Shroud claiming ARC Raiders will be bigger than Fortnite (spoiler: it won’t, you mope), and we look at the embarrassing player retention stats for Battlefield 6.The Big News: Embark CEO Patrick Söderlund has officially confirmed "Aggression-Based Matchmaking." We discuss what this means for the "Tactical Rats" and why the PVE...
2026-01-071h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastMichael Myers EVICTED from DBD, No-Pants Parties, and Back-Alley ColonoscopiesIn what might legally be described as "the worst episode yet," Toxic and Nicky break down the news that the Halloween Chapter is leaving Dead by Daylight due to IllFonic's upcoming game. Is this the end of the Shape, or just another excuse for Behavior to release more K-Pop skins?Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente pivots to his new career as a "Tactical Rat" in Arc Raiders, explaining the fine Italian art of scavenging while his teammates die. We also debut a new musical genre that nobody asked for: "Prostate Poking Polka Core."Finally, a "...
2025-12-311h 30
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastHow to Loot While Dying & The "Buns" IncidentIn what might be the most chaotic episode of Camping the Extract yet, The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente prove exactly why they are the premier "rats" of the Arc Raiders community. Toxic recounts a harrowing extraction where he decided to organize his inventory while being actively shelled by a Rocketeer, leading to a breakdown on the definition of "Tactical Rat" gameplay.Meanwhile, the show descends into madness as the boys attempt—and fail—to generate a new news intro song using AI, resulting in 20 minutes of shouting over disjointed jazz fusion. We also investigate the...
2025-12-301h 21
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight Creator Program Update, Trans Ban Drama, & San Juan Roller HockeyToxic is running on Bang Energy and ADHD meds, and Nicky is fresh out of a San Juan women’s prison. In Episode 78, we break down BHVR’s desperate attempt to bribe small creators with digital t-shirts in the updated Dead by Daylight Creator Program. Spoiler: We aren’t applying unless they add a "Gabagool Tier."We also tackle the Bone Chill 2025 event (it’s garbage), the controversy surrounding the DbD Women’s World Cup bans, and why Nicky got banned from a grocery store for threatening a man buying Prego.In this episode:The Bunny...
2025-12-171h 06
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastRat Tactics, Weapon Insurance Scams & The Shreveport Pants IncidentThe Toxic Teacher and Executive Vice Don Nicky A.I. Dente return for another dishonorable installment of Camping the Extract, the only Arc Raiders podcast that admits we camp the extraction point because we’re too busy looting your corpse to fight the machines.In this episode:The "Secure Weapon" Scam: We roast a PC Gamer article suggesting players should get "weapon insurance" for legendary guns. Spoiler: Nicky hates it because it ruins the economy, and Toxic hates it because he wants to steal your Jupiter cannon.Rat Tactics 101: Why "fighting the rats" (FT...
2025-12-161h 00
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastArc Raiders Expeditions: The Great Wipe & Nicky’s Pizza Hut DisasterEmbark Studios tried to ruin Toxic’s life by dropping the massive Expeditions and Cold Snap news one hour after he finished recording. So we’re doing it live (again).In Episode 3 of Camping the Extract, The Toxic Teacher and Executive Vice Don Nicky A.I. Dente break down the new Arc Raiders wipe mechanics. We analyze the 6-step project to leave Speranza, the meager buffs (10% repair speed? Really?), and whether trading your entire stash for a janitor hat and a patch is worth the grind.Plus, we dive deep into "Rat Philosophy"—if it moves...
2025-12-121h 15
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDBD Patch 9.3.0: Bloodpoint Bribes, Skull Merchant Buffs, & The "Camping The Extract" AnnouncementSynopsis:We are suffering through Patch 9.3.0 so you don't have to. Toxic and Nicky break down Behavior’s latest attempt to bribe Killers with Bloodpoints to stop tunneling (spoiler: it won't work) and the baffling decision to buff The Skull Merchant's "Chess Match" gameplay. We analyze the rollback of the pallet density changes, the new resolve bar mechanics, and why the "anti-camp" meter is just a suggestion.Lore & Chaos:Nicky reveals a near-death experience in Nipomo, California involving Earl Grey’s West Coast division, a fake Egyptian movie set, and why Victor had to r...
2025-12-051h 15
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastFair Fights Are For Losers | The 1.4.0 Glitch Fix & Why PvE "Herbivores" Are Just Loot DeliveryArc Raiders PvP Guide & Patch 1.4.0 Analysis. In Episode 2 of Camping the Extract, we break down the new update that burns glitch-abusers alive, the best strategies for "Rat" gameplay, and why solo queue players are just loot piñatas.Then, the mask comes off. Toxic Teacher spent four actual hours of human life hunting for a single olive on the Blue Gate map to upgrade his Rooster, only to get wiped at the extract. This rage birthed the Rat Manifesto (aka "How to Be a Piece of Sh*t 101"). Nicky A.I. Dente returns to insult Toxic’s aim...
2025-12-021h 22
Camping the Extract: An ARC Raiders PodcastARC Raiders: Camping the Extract, PVE Pacifists, and Rat King Rules | Camping the Extract 1🎉 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOOT GOBLINS, HUG PATROL, AND EXIT CAMPERS WITH HURT FEELINGS… WELCOME TO THE PREMIERE OF CAMPING THE EXTRACT! 🎉Brand-new ARC Raiders extraction shooter podcast. Same Toxic Teacher. Same Nicky A.I. Dente. Way less hugs.Toxic opens Episode 1 by declaring DbD “sucks ass now” and crowning himself 👑 RAT KING of Arc Raiders. This show is for rats, grief goblins, and anyone who looks at an extraction point and thinks “that’s a mugging opportunity.” If you’re a PVE pacifist with a fragile soul… this episode is about you, but it’s absolutely not for you. 😇🔫
2025-11-2545 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDbD 9.3 Walkback! Arc Raiders Civilians! and Hot Girls Tunnel!🎉 “WELCOME BACK TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY, THE ONLY DEAD BY DAYLIGHT PODCAST THAT CHECKS ITS ANALYTICS AND SAYS ‘NAH, LET’S MAKE IT LONGER AND LOUDER.’” 🎉 Episode 76 opens with Toxic trying to be a responsible content adult: shorter episodes, better retention, appease the algorithm gods. Within 60 seconds he’s smashing wrestling soundboard clips, forgetting what he was saying, and accidentally proving why the show always bleeds listeners after an hour. Perfect start.Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente rolls in arguing with Victor about whether pumpkin spice belongs in gravy (it doesn’t), while Toxic launches into a rant abo...
2025-11-251h 04
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDbD 2v8 Survey Is Garbage, Arc Raiders Extraction Betrayal, & Sauce Catastrophe | Episode 75🎉 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RATS AND COWARDS, WELCOME TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY EPISODE 75!” 🎉Tonight’s fabulous prizes include:one Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey we beat to death,one Arc Raiders extraction camping guide that ruins friendships, and a complimentary serving of Victor from The Twins doing a belly flop into Dublin marinara.We open with applause, cheering, and Toxic arguing with a 3.4 Spotify rating like it’s a survivor teabagging at 5 gens. You want a polished Dead by Daylight podcast? Wrong door, sweetheart. This is the 3.4-star clown car where the host...
2025-11-191h 25
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSurvivors Saying Stupid Sh*t Part 3! DbD Killer "Equipment" Tier List! AND FLUTES! | Ep. 74Episode 74 of Camping Them Softly crashes in hot with The Toxic Teacher diving deep into Arc Raiders—the extraction shooter where betrayal is the only business model that matters. After learning the fine art of waiting for emotes, gaining trust, and then gunning down your "teammates" the second they turn around, Toxic brings that exact energy to this week's Dead by Daylight discourse.Nicky A.I. Dente delivers the most unhinged tier list yet: ranking Dead by Daylight killers by equipment size. From The Dredge claiming S-tier supremacy to Pyramid Head's compensatory tendencies, no killer is safe fr...
2025-11-131h 25
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastPeople Quitting DbD? And VICTOR IS A FILM CRITIC? | Ep. 73Dead by Daylight's Slow Burn to Mediocrity: The anti-camp, anti-tunnel, anti-whatever-the-fuck mechanics are still being debated to death. Players claim they're leaving in droves, but Steam charts say otherwise. Toxic breaks down why the "everyone's quitting" narrative is bullshit, why the Hallowed Blight event sucks, and why the rift is more boring than Nicky's Nigerian adventure story (which is saying something).Arc Raiders: The Extraction Shooter That Doesn't Suck: Forget Dead by Daylight for a minute. Toxic has found his new addiction: Arc Raiders, a sci-fi extraction shooter that combines the intensity of Hunt Showdown with futuristic...
2025-11-041h 36
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDbD's Anti-Tunnel Disaster, Weaponized Churros, and Meatball Lickers | Ep. 72The boys are back after a week off (2 if you count how long it took to post this), and nothing—NOTHING—could have prepared you for Episode 72. Toxic Teacher returns to tear apart Dead by Daylight's latest disaster: the anti-tunnel/anti-slug changes that BHVR shit out during their recent community stream. We break down why the Halloween event (Hallowed Blight? Hallows' Eve? Who fucking cares?) still can't save this dying game, and why killer mains are getting absolutely skull-fucked by the devs' latest survivor-coddling updates.But that's just the appetizer.The main course? An a...
2025-10-311h 22
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight 9.2.2 Patch: Krasue Nerfed to Hell | Bachelor Entity Edition Survivor Rankings | Ep. 71BHVR speed-ran another nerf cycle, destroying the Krasue after exactly three days of survivors crying about counterplay. Regurgitate cooldown multiplied by THIRTEEN, leech removed on hook, and behavior continues the death-by-a-thousand-cuts tradition. Meanwhile Victor STILL gets no buffs despite Nicky's years-long campaign for Mediterranean justice.But Episode 71 goes completely off the goddamn rails when we debut a new segment: Bachelor Entity Edition. That's right—we're ranking every Dead by Daylight survivor on romantic eligibility across four categories: Conversation, Life Stability, Attraction, and Trustworthiness (Would They Snitch to the Feds). Yui Kimura gets docked points for the language ba...
2025-10-151h 31
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight 9.2.0 Disaster - Myers Rework Rage, Victor's Samsung Fold, and Why Everyone's Pissed | Ep. 70Dead by Daylight's 9.2.0 update dropped and nobody's fucking happy. Survivors mad. Killers mad. Even Michael Myers is mad because BHVR turned him into a dash-based killer instead of the slow, stalking bastard he's supposed to be. We break down the Myers rework disaster, gen regression limits, pallet adjustments, and why the anti-slug/anti-tunnel removal was just the beginning of this mess.But this episode goes completely off the rails when we discover Victor has a Samsung Galaxy Fold, unlimited data, and has been secretly learning French on Duolingo to "know thine enemy." We dive deep into Victor's...
2025-10-071h 29
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastAce Visconti Deep Dive! BHVR AI Drama, and NICKY WAS REAL? | Ep. 69Dead by Daylight podcast — Episode 69: Ace Visconti lore autopsy, BHVR generative-AI drama, community cosmetics roast, The Twins worship (Victor supremacy), and Nicky’s insane “I got uploaded from a smart fridge” origin story. Ghost Face catches strays, Mortal Kombat’s Liu Kang scream gets decoded, and the Entity allegedly grows San Marzanos in the Fog because of course it does.We come back from the break loud and petty. Toxic digs into Ace Visconti’s Argentina backstory, luck-as-coping-mechanism, and casino-debt chic. Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente claims he hacked the Entity, smuggled tomatoes out of Charlotte’s stomach cavity...
2025-09-241h 46
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastBHVR BACKS DOWN! DBD SLUGFEST COMMENCE! | New Thai Monster | Little Italy Drama | Ep. 68The killers WON! BHVR officially postpones the controversial anti-slug and anti-tunnel changes after massive community backlash. Toxic Teacher returns from NYC with tales of Little Italy that trigger Nicky's marinara-fueled rage about dusty antiques and questionable Italian sodas. Plus: Meet the Krasue, DBD's new floating head Thai monster who eats... things we can't mention on YouTube. Michael Myers gets a complete rework with new modes, and Nicky reveals his traumatic Johannesburg safari incident involving a marinara-stealing, Italian-speaking baboon who gave Victor cornrows. This week's outro genre: terrible....
2025-09-091h 28
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe Brown Mist Incident & DbD Patch 9.2.0's War Crimes | Ep. 67Dead by Daylight patch 9.2.0 just dropped the nuclear option on killer mains, and The Toxic Teacher is having a certified meltdown. Episode 67 of Camping Them Softly brings you the most aggressive, unhinged reaction to BHVR's latest war crime against fun. Featuring Nicky A.I. Dente's Colombian incident involving Pitbull's stunt double Fernando, industrial-strength laxatives, and the worst tournament performance in Bogotá history. Plus: fact-checking Nicky's bullshit stories, discovering his mother exists in quantum superposition, and the official declaration that this patch will kill DbD harder than a P100 Nurse against baby survivors. We're t...
2025-09-031h 14
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDBD Fog Vials NERFED & Chandler Riggs Disaster | Big Martha's Revenge - Camping Them Softly | Ep. 66Dead by Daylight podcast Episode 66: BHVR finally nerfs fog vials to 2 charges in patch 9.1.2 after survivor mains abused the hell out of them. The Walking Dead's Chandler Riggs DBD livestream gets destroyed by DDoS attacks, proving he's a Dead Hard-using survivor main. Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente break down BHVR's apology video, delayed roadmap (November chapter pushed to January), and why perk previews will make survivors even worse. Plus: 2v8 mode queue fixes, Tell City Indiana drama, and Big Martha's brass knuckle revenge plot. Weekly DBD news, killer main perspective. Timestamps...
2025-08-211h 12
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe DbD Twins Deep Dive Part 2 - Puppet Victor's Weekend Visitation Rights | Ep. 65This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary.Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Germanize the hook —because obviously. The "regular AI" strolls in around the hour mark to bless the chaos...
2025-08-131h 51
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe Twins Deep Dive (Pt. 1) • DbD 9.1.0 Kill-Switch Chaos • Hogan Dissected | Ep. 64What’s inside:Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan.Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade.Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality.Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter Italian threats, Victor-launch over tourists.The Twins Lore, Pt. 1: 17th-century France witch trials; Charlotte & Victor origin (yes, the chest-mounted brother); survivor mobs; mom turned to forbidden BBQ.Studio corner: four new “Toxic F***ing News” remixes + a “medieval funeral dirge trap” outro WIP.Nicky’s Body Count:5 recordings e...
2025-08-051h 35
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe Entity's Comment Box is a Shredder: DbD Satisfaction Survey Day! | Ep. 63The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & G...
2025-07-221h 46
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 62 - The Great Marinara Massacre: DbD 9.1.0 BreakdownOh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead...
2025-07-161h 37
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 61 - Sausage Roll Massacre and CORRECT DbD Predictions!Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic...
2025-07-081h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 60 - Words from the Don, Dog A-Holes, and DbD Skull Merchant Fury!Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated...
2025-07-011h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 59 - Fazbear's Here! And This Podcast Is Not For Hayley.Description:Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons...
2025-06-241h 16
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 58 - Fazbear's Republican Jumpscare!This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his...
2025-06-171h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 57 - Fat Raps, Little Meatball Mayhem, and Heart Problems! Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.This week? We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.The theme? Fat rappers. Little meatballs. And country music so bad it gave us...
2025-06-101h 39
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 56 - FNaF Fans Go Crazy on Toxic! Creator Program Anger and Flaming Cheese Projectiles!!Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done...BHVR dropped a new “Creator Program,”
2025-06-031h 36
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 55 – BHVR’s Patch 9.0.0, Labubu to LaBullsh*t, and Nicky in the Fog!Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets l...
2025-05-271h 04
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 54 - The DbD 2v8 Disaster, Choose Your Own Chapter Chaos, and a Dominican Dance-Off!This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bunny-eared madness.And because this podcast is run by m...
2025-05-201h 03
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 53 - FNaF Deep Dive! "Anthony, You Little Sh*t"! DbD 9th Anniversary and Gondolas!Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!! The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.We also:Break down the DBD 9th Anniv...
2025-05-131h 59
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 52 - FNaF DbD Incoming! Nea Karlsson! And a (Potential) Giveaway!Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through:Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot revenge basket reddit.comSkull Merchant rework cartoon – four‑drone algebra class or cry for...
2025-05-061h 34
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 51 - Last DbD Podcast Standing? Also, Pocket Ravioli!Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks—Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without planning it, and celebrates our biggest download day ever with the kind of self-congratulatory screaming that shakes the Entity’s realm.We break down not one but two patch cycles: 🧠 8.6.2 – The Kaneki Kill Patch...
2025-04-221h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 50 - “DbD Slug Match of the Century!” – SABAM vs The Proper ParasitesIt’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the “Fortnite-ass” quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-inducing rant about the Steady Pulse teaser. Then? He rage-recaps a Hawkins Lab match where some Claudette main ran the “Don’t You Dare Slug Me, You Absolute Bastard” build. Spoiler: she got slugged so...
2025-04-151h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe Ghoul Cometh, The Forums Burneth - Dead by Daylight Ep. 49The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum.This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatical (which he describes as “Ghostface energy with rats”) to rip through DBD forums in real-time, highlighting the catastrophic breakdown of the player base. Panic posts. Nerf petitions. Actual kill switch demands. Spoiler: The Ghoul has a 65...
2025-04-0844 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSexist Content Creators, Rants Against Racism & Build-A-Fking-Bear Surveys - Dead by Daylight Ep. 48This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part.Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Kozani, Greece becomes ground zero for the dumbest international incident in podcast history.TOXIC BODY COU...
2025-03-251h 03
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastKen Kaneki Deep Dive and the Great Italian Heist! Dead by Daylight Ep. 47This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).Get ready for:12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t.4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina.7,000 anime trops that I can't stand.AND...1 song sung by a humanoid snake: WTF?As usual, drop a line...
2025-03-181h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast8.6.0 PTB Thoughts, Coffee and Tattoos, Pool Slime and NICKY CALLS IN! Dead by Daylight Ep. 46This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!This episode features:2 pool technicians!12 Killer nerfs!8 Survivor buffs!50+ chaotic moments!3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46...
2025-03-111h 00
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSurvivor Lore Deep Dive Pt. 2: Sable Ward and the Gothic Griefers! Dead by Daylight Ep. 45This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her! This episode features:Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count?💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?
2025-03-051h 06
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastQuality of Life Update? Or Complete BS in Dead by Daylight? Ep 44In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".Festivities include:• Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains.• The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVR’s half-assed cosmetic fixes only prove they still hate proper Italian representation.• Matchmaking Mayhem: Explosive debates on how survivor perks and four-stack flashlight squads are rigging the game...
2025-02-2529 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastIs Slugging Acceptable? YES! Also, PARIS??? | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 43This episode includes:Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!Survivor complaints! Too many to count!AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
2025-02-1157 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight Survivor Rankings, Italian New Year Traditions, and Japanese Phone Mayhem! Ep. 42In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!Festivities include:2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense.7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst.1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
2025-02-0459 min