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Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 63 - The Entity's Comment Box is a Shredder: DbD Satisfaction Survey Day!The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & G...2025-07-221h 46
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 62 - The Great Marinara Massacre: DbD 9.1.0 BreakdownOh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead...2025-07-161h 37
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 61 - Sausage Roll Massacre and CORRECT DbD Predictions!Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic...2025-07-081h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 60 - Words from the Don, Dog A-Holes, and DbD Skull Merchant Fury!Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated...2025-07-011h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 59 - Fazbear's Here! And This Podcast Is Not For Hayley.Description:Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons...2025-06-241h 16
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 58 - Fazbear's Republican Jumpscare!This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his...2025-06-171h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 57 - Fat Raps, Little Meatball Mayhem, and Heart Problems! Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.This week? We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.The theme? Fat rappers. Little meatballs. And country music so bad it gave us...2025-06-101h 39
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 56 - FNaF Fans Go Crazy on Toxic! Creator Program Anger and Flaming Cheese Projectiles!!Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done...BHVR dropped a new “Creator Program,”2025-06-031h 36
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 55 – BHVR’s Patch 9.0.0, Labubu to LaBullsh*t, and Nicky in the Fog!Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets l...2025-05-271h 04
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 54 - The DbD 2v8 Disaster, Choose Your Own Chapter Chaos, and a Dominican Dance-Off!This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bunny-eared madness.And because this podcast is run by m...2025-05-201h 03
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 53 - FNaF Deep Dive! "Anthony, You Little Sh*t"! DbD 9th Anniversary and Gondolas!Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!! The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.We also:Break down the DBD 9th Anniv...2025-05-131h 59
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 52 - FNaF DbD Incoming! Nea Karlsson! And a (Potential) Giveaway!Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through:Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot revenge basket reddit.comSkull Merchant rework cartoon – four‑drone algebra class or cry for...2025-05-061h 34
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 51 - Last DbD Podcast Standing? Also, Pocket Ravioli!Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks—Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without planning it, and celebrates our biggest download day ever with the kind of self-congratulatory screaming that shakes the Entity’s realm.We break down not one but two patch cycles: 🧠 8.6.2 – The Kaneki Kill Patch...2025-04-221h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastEp. 50 - “DbD Slug Match of the Century!” – SABAM vs The Proper ParasitesIt’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the “Fortnite-ass” quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-inducing rant about the Steady Pulse teaser. Then? He rage-recaps a Hawkins Lab match where some Claudette main ran the “Don’t You Dare Slug Me, You Absolute Bastard” build. Spoiler: she got slugged so...2025-04-151h 13
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastThe Ghoul Cometh, The Forums Burneth - Dead by Daylight Ep. 49The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum.This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatical (which he describes as “Ghostface energy with rats”) to rip through DBD forums in real-time, highlighting the catastrophic breakdown of the player base. Panic posts. Nerf petitions. Actual kill switch demands. Spoiler: The Ghoul has a 65...2025-04-0844 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSexist Content Creators, Rants Against Racism & Build-A-Fking-Bear Surveys - Dead by Daylight Ep. 48This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part.Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Kozani, Greece becomes ground zero for the dumbest international incident in podcast history.TOXIC BODY COU...2025-03-251h 03
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastKen Kaneki Deep Dive and the Great Italian Heist! Dead by Daylight Ep. 47This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).Get ready for:12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t.4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina.7,000 anime trops that I can't stand.AND...1 song sung by a humanoid snake: WTF?As usual, drop a line...2025-03-181h 19
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast8.6.0 PTB Thoughts, Coffee and Tattoos, Pool Slime and NICKY CALLS IN! Dead by Daylight Ep. 46This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!This episode features:2 pool technicians!12 Killer nerfs!8 Survivor buffs!50+ chaotic moments!3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46...2025-03-111h 00
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSurvivor Lore Deep Dive Pt. 2: Sable Ward and the Gothic Griefers! Dead by Daylight Ep. 45This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her! This episode features:Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count?💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?2025-03-051h 06
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastQuality of Life Update? Or Complete BS in Dead by Daylight? Ep 44In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".Festivities include:• Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains.• The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVR’s half-assed cosmetic fixes only prove they still hate proper Italian representation.• Matchmaking Mayhem: Explosive debates on how survivor perks and four-stack flashlight squads are rigging the game...2025-02-2529 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastIs Slugging Acceptable? YES! Also, PARIS??? | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 43This episode includes:Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!Survivor complaints! Too many to count!AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2025-02-1157 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight Survivor Rankings, Italian New Year Traditions, and Japanese Phone Mayhem! Ep. 42In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!Festivities include:2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense.7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst.1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2025-02-0459 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastDead by Daylight Chaos Shuffle Stupidity, Survivor Rants & a Trip to Little Josh’s Catfish House! Ep. 41Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.Festivities include:1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact).2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly tour of Little Josh's Catfish House and the local gems that make this town unique.A Classi...2025-01-271h 08
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastFINDING NEW CHALLENGES! Also, Barking and Dagenham! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 40This episode features:One severely hyped up host2 good challenge ideas!Over 20 F*cksQuite a few sh*tsOne reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2025-01-2156 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Also, FREDDY REWORK I PREDICTED! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 39This episode includes:1 cup of marinara2 of the best AI songs ever createdApproximately 27 airhorn blastsA few thank yousAND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2025-01-1326 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast2025 is Here! Player Satisfaction Survey!| Dead by Daylight | Ep 38Almost at a year! This episode features:1 game shutdownLess than 1 Nicky appearance :(100 billion survey questions23 repeated survey questionsAnd THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2025-01-071h 11
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastPsychologist Discusses DbD and Mental Health! THE FINAL EPISODE!?! Also, Ivoti! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 37This episode features:Very little DbD news!Several odd sound issuesOne 45 year old smoker's voiceOne terrible take from a "psychologist"!And flowers!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2024-12-3156 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastSURVIVORS SAYING STUPID SH*T, AGAIN! Also, 8.4.1 Analysis! And... | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 36This episode features:1 inter-country streamer rivalry2 so-so patches17+ mentions of pastaPLUS...SANTA'S FAVORITE DBD KILLER!Also, no WTFATVW this week. I know, you're heartbroken.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2024-12-191h 25
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight PodcastMeg Thomas Lore Deep Dive! Plus, Roasting French Canada | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 35This episode features: 1 absentee father.3 clothing store brands.9 Gates of Hell.1 new crappy Killer.75 SOUNDBOARD SOUNDS TOO LOUD DUE TO SH*TTY EDITING! And too much French Canada!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2024-12-0356 min
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast8.4.0 Killer Perk Analysis! Michael Myers Buff! Also, Polva! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 34This episode includes:1 demon surname.4th version of AI music.2 Juggalos invading.2 killer buffs.Lots of Nicky.1 Michael Myers sexual reference!Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher2024-11-261h 15