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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 651 - Salmon HatsThis weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy! 2025-06-191h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric GlovesOn this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy!2024-12-121h 27Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble GobbleJoin Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy! 2024-11-211h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 633 - Peanut For PresidentThis week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy! 2024-11-0753 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0Here's another award worthy episode that tackles all the hard hitting topics like... Chow Chow Pandas, severe side effects of magic mushrooms, first class travel and a whole new fad diet from Hank. Enjoy!2024-10-0356 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More!The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy! 2024-09-051h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind!Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! 2024-08-221h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 621 - Wish It Was WinterThis week Hank and Kevin are chatting about Hank's casting Master Class from a drift boat, Hank's buddy Keegan, the heat, the smoke, the summer, the heat, the smoke, the crowds, the heat, the smoke and the summer. Enjoy! 2024-07-2558 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 618 - Ten Years Of SausageIn this episode Kevin and Hank are talking about just what in the bleeeeep is happening in Florida, crack bears, sausage, sneezing your guts out and Hank's failed trip to Missoula. Enjoy! 2024-06-271h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 615 - Good Luck Bad LuckHey! This week Hank is joined by the long lost Kevin to chat about a long lost, then found WW2 B24 co-pilot. They're also chatting about fake button up shirts, tires, Hank's trip to New Orleans and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! 2024-06-061h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 614 - Nude GardeningHere's a little ditty with Hank's favorite musicians Travis Ward and Ali Ward of Hillfolk Noir! We feature their music on the show quite often so it's high time we have 'em around for a conversation about bear meat, music, gardening and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! 2024-05-301h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 604 - Ed and The ElkCaminoThis week Hank is joined by his good friend Artist Ed Anderson to chat about Alaska Edventures, Florida Edventures, All Hands coctail beverages, FOMO and the ElkCamino project. Also chiming in are Hank's friends Nate and Rachel. This one's a dooozy. Enjoy!2024-03-071h 33Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 603 - Corner CrossingJoin Hank and Kevin for a rousing conversation about being sick, Hank's first cars and the public lands "corner crossing" debate. As usual, anything coming out of their mouths is debatable but it's a dang funny debate. Enjoy! 2024-02-291h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 542 - This Is Your Year!Welcome to the first episode of 2024! Brought to you by The Hank Patterson Pro Staff Patreon Patrons. On this episode Hank and Kevin are talking all about celebrating the new year, crushing it in the new year, new year resolutions, new year new you and all the other junk we tell ourselves to begin each year. Give it a listen. Enjoy! 2024-01-041h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 539 - Claire's Elaborate PlanThis week Hank and Kevin are chatting about seasonal treats, how Hank's Dad pays a power bill and plenty more nonsense. Kevin also shares the story of Donald Crowhurst's failed sail or failed fake sail or failure to lose a race around the world. It's a doozy. Enjoy! 2023-12-071h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 535 - Ankle Deep In A Bucket Of Hot WaterThis week Hank and Kevin and chatting about acceptable Halloween candy, Elm street jello shots, Hank's broken ankle, Kindergarten Cop and the planet earth. It's a mixed bag. Always is. Enjoy! 2023-11-0257 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 533 - It's Good To Be ValuedThis week Hank is talking about some recent experiences working with super cool organizations that use Fly Fishing to help others. Hank attended the Crazy Reese Hopper Dropper Derby to support Reel Recovery and spent some time in Arkansas with The Mayfly Project and he'll tell you all about it. Plus, the utter joys of being an Otter! Enjoy! 2023-10-191h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 525 - Summer Sucks!Hank and Kevin are back with an update on Lake Tahoe's most famous black bear Hank The Tank, an introduction to the PFC (pillow fighting championship), thoughts on Brad Pitt, phone booth boxing and finally a deep dive into the many reasons that Summer is the worst of all four seasons. Enjoy! 2023-08-101h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 518 - Bear Meat Candy ManJoin Hank and Kevin for a lively conversation about taking kids camping, bear meat vending machines, Hank's life as a Candy Man and so much more absolute random nonsense. Hambone! Enjoy! 2023-06-221h 00Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 514 - Mickey Is WaitingThis is an episode best suited for the grown ups. You've been warned. This week, Hank and Kevin and Jake are discussing weiner shaped ice bergs, pooping in buckets, Arkansas neighbors, Moose at the movies, fruit roll up smuggling and Hank's observations on MisAdventures in Disneyland. Enjoy! 2023-05-111h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 509 - Ganja Grizz and The Wings Of HopeJoin Hank and Kevin as they continue their season five stories of things going as wrong and amiss as is possible in the grand outdoors. They'll be talking about Hank's film idea Ganja Grizz and the story of Juliane Koepcke, the sole surviving soul from a 1971 flight over the Peruvian jungle. This one's a doozy. You'll never take cake for granted again. Enjoy! 2023-03-301h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 507 - Lost In The WildernessThis week, Hank and Kevin tell the tale of one of History's most ridiculous Outdoor MisAdventures with the story of Truman Evarts, a 54 year old office worker who, in 1870, was lost in Yellowstone in 1870 for 39 harrowing days. This and the story of the night Hank was born is more than enough reason to give a listen. Sit back. Grab a beverage. Prepare for a couple unbleeped F bombs. Enjoy.2023-03-161h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 438 - A Good Time To Get OutsideOn this, our final episode of season 4, Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk about the many reasons winter is a good time to get outside, vacation constipation, overcoming poop shyness, Hank's cold and a myriad of other nonsense. Happy New Year! Enjoy! See you for SEASON 5!2022-12-291h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 434 - Winter In TexasHere's a special edition episode recorded live on the beach, in a wind storm, in Corpus Christi Texas. When cold and wind turned Hank's Red Fishing trip into a "let's drink in the tent" trip, Hank and friends picked up a couple microphones and recorded this episode. Enjoy! 2022-11-211h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 425 - Soaking Up The Poop WaterHank spent some less than relaxing time at the cabin last week and we get to hear him bitch and moan about that, tourists and cheetos. Also, did you know Hank loves pancakes? You will after this episode. Enjoy! 2022-09-011h 16
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHank To Alaska AnnouncementHey everyone! Here's an apology and some info. on the World Premeiere of HANK TO ALASKA! 2022-05-1204 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 342 - Hank To AlaskaSeason three is coming to a close with Hank finally telling some stories about his 2021 trip to Alaska's Bristol Bay. Sit back, relax, have a beverage and enjoy this episode all about boy bands, Justin Timberlake, the seasons first snow, grizzly bears, grizzly bears and salmon. Enjoy! 2021-12-161h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 338 - Donner Party PlannerHere's an episode to listen to without the kids! This week Hank and Kevin are discussing blood thirsty Alaskan Otter gangs, a rare flower blooms in Europe, defending the strawberry Pop Tart and how to properly plan for a Donner party camp trip. Enjoy!2021-11-041h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 336 - Don't Let The Island Vibes GoHere's a super chill episode all about the super chill island vibes Hank immersed himself in while visiting the Hawaiian island of Kauai. It's a stress free episode all about being stress free. It's an episode about Hank's favorite things to do while in Kauai and all about the amazing and kind people who live and work there. It's also a crazy long rant of hilarity. Shaka Brah! 2021-10-211h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 335 - Vacations & AdventuresHold on tight, Hank's about to launch into a rant about airline travel, the importance of being kind and the difference betwixt going on a vacation and going on an adventure. Hambone! Snap It! Enjoy.2021-10-141h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 334 - He Found HimselfThis week Kevin and Hank continue their quest to teach you absolutely nothing about absolutely nothing while talking about practically nothing. That nothing includes dirt road etiquette, hair dye advertising and a search party story fit for a feature film. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-10-0758 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 333 - Perpetually UnemployedAspiring to live in a van down by the river? Here are a few things to consider when designing your conversion van according to a couple half wits (Hank & Kevin) who know absolutely nothing about it. As always, this one promises very little educational value! We promise. Hambone! FlapJacks! Enjoy. 2021-09-301h 30Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 332 - Morning HamThis week Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk all about a sneezing issue, the many excuses for not catching fish and superstitions. Hambone! Enjoy.2021-09-231h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresReReleasing The Essential OilsWith Hank out fishing and likely not catching and Kevin home sick with a blanket and a shot glass of Nyquil, we've decided to take the week off and share one of our favorite episodes from way back in good ol'. 2020. If you enjoyed it before, you're sure to enjoy it again. Fire up the essential oils, here we go! 2021-09-161h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 328 - Weary Traveler Talking And TalkingHank's back from Alaska, sleep deprived and ready to drone on and on about the beauty of being off the grid and out of your comfort zone. But before all that, a little bit of information and likely misinformation about the history of Alaska becoming a state. Don't take notes, it's likely all wrong. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-08-191h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 327 - Why They Call It FreestyleIt all begins with some super sweet whistling. You're welcome. From there we're onto motivational meme's, the Olympics, swimming and a whole new way to up your fireside cooking game! Hank in there everyone! Enjoy! 2021-08-051h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 326 - Ponder The Vastness Of The UniverseThis week, Hank and Kevin are talking sharks, smoking toad venom, the importance of skipping school and shoulder season. Enjoy! 2021-07-291h 16Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 325 - Being A Good NeighborHank's on his high horse this week sharing his profound thoughts on being a good neighbor, testing meth on trout, lazy alligators and much much more. Thankfully, Kevin's around to keep Hank from going too far off the rails. Enjoy! Be Kind To Others! Hambone! 2021-07-221h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 321 - Diving For LobsterAmong other nonsense and hilarity, this week Hank is talking about harvesting lobsters, keeping an eye out for humpback whales, people watching at the mall, a great place to get inside in West Yellowstone, Newsies the musical and running into a parade on the river. Enjoy! 2021-06-171h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 318 - Elevate Your MeatPreviously on Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures, a bunch of randomness. On this weeks episode learn nearly nothing about electric mountain bikes, nothing but the bagel spice, sriracha bbq sauce, how not to catch a mirror carp and more! Enjoy! 2021-05-271h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 315 - International Tent ThiefHank has Alex back on the show this week to discuss a subject she knows very well... How to pull off the perfect tent heist. Along with tent thievery, they'll be chatting about things not to do with barbecue tongs, rattle snake long tongin' and the best cereal for camping. Enjoy! 2021-05-0655 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 313 - Bear Suits And WindAmong other nonsense, Hank & Kevin discuss the benefits of owning a good bear suit, Hank's upcoming colonoscopy, preparing for rain, snow, hot, cold and how wind ruins everything. If you got plans to get outdoors anytime soon, you won't want to miss this or any other episode! Hambone! Get Your Colonoscopy! Enjoy. 2021-04-151h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 311 - Hank Wasn't InvitedKevin's amazing week culminates in the purchase of the vehicle of his dreams. An exploration of the dietary habits of the urban crow. Cholesterol. Cargo shorts. The etiquette of letting someone know you went fishing without them. Enjoy! 2021-04-0159 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 310 - Why Hippos Have TailsNature has many beautiful surprises... this is not one of them. Just when we thought we'd hit rock bottom, we find a shovel. This weeks topics include Hippos, working on the river, mini van alternatives and Hank's better than a rooftop tent idea. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-03-251h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 309 - Fragile IndoorsmanHank is flying solo this week! Kick back and enjoy some deep, not so intellectual, rousing, energetic thoughts on 25 cent Schaeffer Lights, 2 liter bottles of Sunshine Orange Blast Wine Coolers, Rooftop tents, the Taco Bell app, Mini Vans and Kevin's life as a Fragile Indoorsman. Enjoy! Hambone! 2021-03-181h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 307 - PoopHengeI knew the title, the minute I heard these words uttered on this weeks episode. This week Alex and I are talking safety in the Grand Canyon, where to clean out a barrel, snake charming and much much more. Enjoy! -Hank2021-03-041h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 306 - Dig A Deeper HoleFinally, a Hank Patterson recommended books to read episode! But before we get to the literature, we'll be treated to stories of bears biting butts in outhouses, how to cook spaghetti on a stick and much much more. ENJOY! 2021-02-251h 29Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHank Called In SickHello Everyone! Unfortunately we're not able to bring you a new episode this week. Hank is sick and unable to record. That said, he's home cuddling his favorite blanky, complaining a lot and drinking vitamin C infused beers. We're sure to be back next week! Hambone! 2021-01-1402 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresWe Wish You A Merry Fishmas!Season 2’s finale is a not so extravagant Hank Patterson Holiday Extravaganza! If you’re looking for a list of things not to purchase the outdoor human in your life or advice on what to pay for a dog, this is the episode for you. Thanks for a super successful season two! Happy Holidaze! Enjoy.2020-12-171h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 234 - Warm Heart CocklesHere's a super awesome episode about Kangaroo Island, Pygmy Possums, imitation vanilla, a surprising fact about beavers and the multitude of things Hank's lost in the wilderness. Enjoy!2020-12-101h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 232 - Bonked!This week Hank & Kevin drone on and on about climbing mountains, missing hook sets, chrome water & tiny flies, how dirty is too dirty when it comes to your truck, losing your pride, a little ditty 'bout Rick and Monica and where to find the silver lining in you outdoor misadventures. Enjoy! 2020-11-191h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 231 - Yellowstone Fart ChickenBefore digging into the always controversial topic of "hot spotting" (aka "sharing info. on where you were fishing or hunting") Hank and Kevin chat about how to infuse a whole new flavor into your chicken and the importance of keeping your dog away from your gun. It's a whole lot of nonsense... We promise! Enjoy! 2020-11-121h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 229 - Gored, Golf and Sad SacksThis week takes us on a random journey of topics including Hank cancelling his gym membership, another in a long list of why you shouldn't play golf, Shiela's pet deer and a dedication to all the sad sack, unsuccessful hunters and fishers and much much more. Enjoy!2020-10-291h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 228 - Harry Potter and The Magic Glow GunWords of wisdom... Will likely not be uttered in this episode. Hank makes friends with a skunk, drowns his phone in the river, considers a lawn mowing career, reminds us all that "it ain't the gears fault" and advises us where you can find the most reliable outdoor gear for your next trip. Enjoy! 2020-10-221h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 226 - Who Provides The Beer?You won't want to miss parts of this one! Corporate golden parachutes, bears recycling, Grizzly Prints, Hank's week at a VRBO in Island Park, Idaho and finally some insight into the etiquette of inviting and being invited on a fishing trip. Hambone! FlapJack! 2020-10-081h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 225 - If You Go To Find Yourself, Bring GroceriesSo you want to be a mountain man... Join Hank and Kevin for a conversation about Dan Haggerty's beard, the real Jeremiah Johnson, liver recipes, ornery mules, Mt. Man hygiene, The Revenant and other complete nonsense. 2020-10-011h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 215 - Parakeet FalconerGrab your clipboard and a ballpoint pen, Hank's got his Life Coach hat on and is ready to impart some sure fire career advice you won't find anywhere else. The rest of the show is spent discussing miracle python spawn, rabbit predators, a Montana campground escapee and the Twilight Zone. It's a hot mess of randomness. Enjoy! 2020-09-171h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 223 - Lordy Be Hank Got OutsideHere's an episode featuring bears eating candy in supermarkets, Kevin's illustrious football career and Hank's most recent day on the water. Settle into the pew, Hank's about to hop on the soap box and preach about the glories of just getting outside. Enjoy! 2020-09-101h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 20 - Babe 3 The ReckoningThis week, Hank is joined by Kevin and Jake to discuss the etiquette of being a driver or passenger on a road trip to the outdoors BUT before that... Snakes In SUV AC Systems, Fecal Transplants, Pants Stealing Boars and a looming Pepperoni emergency. Enjoy! 2020-08-201h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 218 - Just Say NopeThis weeks episode features - Bears kickin' in doors, Hank's old man and his weaponry, brother in law got a new boat and when it's ok and not ok to bail on a fishin' trip. It's a "not to be missed" episode. Enjoy! -Hank2020-08-061h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of SolitudeIn this weeks episode Hank and Kevin discuss Hank's recent outdoor adventure including an earth quake, a perfect crime and a silhouette image you won't soon forget. That nonsense segues to in depth conversation about surviving in the wilderness, domesticating grizzly bears and writing a novel. Enjoy! 2020-07-161h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 213 - Hank Needed To Go FishingHank's solo this week with an hour and twenty minute stream of consciousness all about his recent fishing trip, being Alone and a whole lot more. This one may be better listened to with a beer beverage in hand. Hambone! Cheers! FlapJack! Enjoy.2020-07-021h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 212 - PYTHONS, HOP SCOTCH, VISION QUESTS AND MOREThis week Hank and Kevin are talking Python Hunting in the Everglades, running into a group of Vision Questers, Star Gazing, Hop Scotching and a whole lot more. Grab a beers, crank up the laugh track and enjoy! 2020-06-251h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 211 - Go Find Something To DoThere are many outdoor activities children are sure not to enjoy! In this episode, Hank and Kevin discuss a few of them and explore the reasons kids might not enjoy the same things as the growed up campers. In addition to this nonsense, Hank shares a few stories about his most recent camping trip. Enjoy! Monkey Junk! 2020-06-181h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 210 - Slippery Steps And MarblesThis week Hank is joined by his friends Kevin and Jake to ramble on about marble racing, camping in the middle of dirt roads and people who litter. It's a gem! Hambone! Enjoy!2020-06-111h 14Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 209 - Workin' A Big BrownBy the time the show starts Hank and Kevin will have already talked apple pie, tater tots, strawberry rhubarb pie, small town greasy spoons and a whole lot more before moving on to conversations Hank eavesdropped on a recent fishing trip. Enjoy! 2020-06-041h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 208 - Hey, Watch Your StepThis weeks episode includes some not so in depth and completely out of focus discussions about the Big Bang Theory, sneaking into Yellowstone, selfies, tourist site photography and much more and much less from Hank and Kevin. Enjoy the show! 2020-05-211h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 207 - First Degree Murder HornetsAfter a lengthy look into Hank's Financial Planning plans or lack there of, Hank offers up a deep nonsensical and uneducated dive into the imminent threat that Murder Hornets and other bugs pose to our outdoor activities and lives in general. MurderHornet! Hambone! ArmyAnt! Enjoy.2020-05-141h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 205 - Social Distancing ElmoThis week, Hank is joined by his friend Jake to randomly discuss baking, Oreos, Sesame Street and how to discourage others from camping or fishing near you. Enjoy! 2020-04-301h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 204 - Essential OilsBuckle up, this one's a doozy... After a rousing conversation involving cow urine and essential oils, Hank and Kevin are talking about what they most look forward to getting out and doing in the great outdoors when the country opens back up. Enjoy! 2020-04-2359 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 203 - Rat Gangs And UrineSomewhere among the nonsense Hank and Kevin discuss drinking while working at home, rat cannibalism, urine particulates, tax write offs and how close is too close when camping, hiking and hiking. Enjoy! 2020-04-161h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 202 - Quarantine The Wien!This week Hank is turning that frown upside down, finding silver linings, discussing poop way too much, finding positives in a sea of negatives, changing his perspective and giving detailed instruction on how best to "rough it" in your own back yard. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-04-091h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 201 - What Are You Bringing To The Apocalypse?Here's the beginning of what's sure to be a crazy Season Two of the show! Sitting alone in the studio, weathering the pandemic and earthquake near his home, Hank shares thoughts on our current quarantine situation, hoarding, finding help, giving help and then calls a few friends to chat about the three things they plan to bring to the apocalypse. Strange times, strange podcast, thanks for listening! Hambone! Jammies! 2020-04-021h 31Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 48 - Please Don't Shake Hank's HandHere's an episode all about Hank's recent travels, hand sanitizer, hand washing, toilet paper alternatives and Hank's general germaphobia. Hash Pound No Hand Shakes! Enjoy! 2020-03-121h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 47 - Alone In The WildHank, Alex and Kevin talk about star sightings in Ketchum Idaho, Hank's new favorite outdoor tv show and surviving alone in the wilderness. It's everything you hope for in this podcast and much much less. Hambone! Backpack! Enjoy! 2020-02-271h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 46 - The F3T Road CrewIn this super long hot mess of an episode Hank is joined by his friends Paul, Austin and Nick from the F3T Fly Fishing Film Tour. Topics include fly fishing films, snoring, Bay Watch, windowless vans and much, much, much, much more. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-02-201h 48Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 45 - The Reel Recovery ExperienceHere's a bit of a departure from our regularly scheduled episodes! My friends Tim and Michelle join me to talk about an organization that means a whole hell of a lot to me - Reel Recovery. Enjoy! Be Well Fish On! Hambone! -Hank2020-02-131h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 44 - Wouldn't Do ThatThere are adventures we do, adventures we aspire to, adventures we'd like to aspire to but let's face it we'll never be able to do that and adventures that we have zero interest in even trying. In this episode Hank shares a list of super cool outdoor adventures that he has no interest in attempting. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-02-061h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 43 - Making An Outdoor Film?Hank shares his thoughts on rattle snakes, iguanas falling from trees and things to consider if you're thinking about making your very own outdoor film. It's a whole lot of nearly valuable information and opinions. Action! Snap It! Enjoy! 2020-01-301h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 42 - Camping Hacks By Camping HacksAmong other nonsense Hank talks about a recent ski trip, inflatable bear spray suits, the cup size of his face and an assortment of mostly bad camping hack ideas. Prepare your ears! Thanks for listening! Jammies! Enjoy.2020-01-231h 27Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 41 - Firecracker In The Marshmallow er Games Part 2Hank shares his thoughts on TV's Man Vs. Bear & the very competitive sport of Slapping someone in the face. We also pick up from last weeks episode and talk games to play while camping including The Winking Assassin & Truth Or Dare. And if that weren't enough, Hank also shares some games you should NOT play. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-01-161h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 40 - Games To Play While CampingWhen just being in nature isn't enough, here are some games you can play while heading to the campgrounds, while at the campgrounds, while around the fire and more. From cornhole to slug bug - from eye spy to trivial pursuit, we've got some doozies for you. So many, in fact, that we ran out of time. There are one or two "cover the kids ears" moments, so listen close! Hambone! -Hank2020-01-091h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 39 - Kevin Brought BeerWhen your friend Erik brings beer, you record a show. When Kevin brings beer the next day, you record a new show and then just mash the two shows together into one jumbled mess. Hope you enjoy it! Hambone! -Hank2020-01-021h 24Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 35 - It's Thanksgiving Hank Patterson!Since we're taking Thanksgiving off (and hopefully you are too), I thought I'd release this special a week in advance. Learn all about how much I do or do not love turkey and just how close we all were to Thanksgiving being all about eating bald eagle meats. Enjoy! Happy Thanksgiving! -Hank2019-11-211h 14Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 30 - Lodge LodgingsIn this, another incredibly uninformative episode, Hank, Kevin and Alex discuss the essential amenities that every single wilderness lodge should provide their guests. Give a listen and see if Hank's list checks all your boxes. Hambone! 2019-10-171h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisoe 28 - BROHIOIf you LOVE hearing somebody ramble on and on about their vacation that you weren't invited on, you're going to LOVE this weeks episode. Add some whiskey to your beer, kick back and enjoy a recap of Kevin and Hank's bro-trip to Cleveland Ohio! If you find this episode half as funny as Hank did while recording, you're sure to have a good time. 2019-10-031h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 27 The Very Definition Of DedicationDon't let the number 27 fool you. This is not an episode. This is an episode about not having an episode. We're all too sick with a cold, the flu and walking pneumonia to put together a full episode. Kevin called in sick. Alex doesn't want to be around sick people. Hank was tough enough and dedicated enough to head into the studio and record this amazing non episode. We'll be back next week with the real deal. In the meantime, please enjoy listening to Hank's cold. 2019-09-2629 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 26 - It's not for everyone.While Alex is away chasing her filmmaking dreams, Hank is joined by Kevin and his friend Lila whom you may recognize from the Hank Patterson's Camp Hawgadawgadaa series. On this episode we've got a record number of bleeps and a rousing discussion about outdoor activities we would or would not try. Enjoy! 2019-09-191h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 25 - Relationship Advice For The OutdoorsyFinally, a thoughtful, insightful, spot on podcast with sound relationship advice for those who enjoy the great outdoors! And who better to give that bullet proof advice than expert relationship-er Hank Patterson?! Are you an indoorsy human with an outdoorsy significant other? This podcast is for you. Outdoorsy with and indoorsy spouse? Listen up and save the marriage. Enjoy! 2019-09-121h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 20 - A Not So Artsy Conversation With Ed AndersonFinally, Hank gets to share his vast knowledge of the art world and all it's ism's - cubism, surrealism, expressionism, impressionism - with you listeners. On this episode Hank is joined by his good friend Artist Ed Anderson. It's a conversation about practically nothing and most of Hank's jokes fall flat. Ed and Alex do a hell of a job. Enjoy!2019-08-081h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 15 - Hank's Trip To BozemanIf you thought the other episodes were about absolutely nothing at all, wait'll you hear this one! Hank complains about his cold, talks about the ice cream truck, looks at property near West Yellowstone, drops in to Bozeman and fishes Silver Creek. You get to hear random bits about his trip. Enjoy! 2019-06-271h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 13 - Blah Blah Blah Hank Ate An Entire CheesecakeIn this episode about absolutely nothing in particular Hank and Alex are joined by their fishing friend Charene "The Adventure Queen" Herrera. They talk about fly fishing, women in fly fishing, adventuring, Idaho, Montana and cheesecake. 2019-06-131h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 12 - Hank's Guide To KauaiFreshly back from basking in the glorious sun on the island of Kauai, Hank's ready to share some tips on how you too can enjoy telling everyone about your vacation. Listen carefully, useful bits of information in this episode are few and far between. Hambone! 2019-06-061h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 8 - The History Of CampingHere's a history lesson you'll never find in a book! Hank Patterson's History Of Camping. Join Hank, Kevin and engineer Alex as they meander aimlessly, from cavemen to the pioneers, through the rich history of camping. 2019-05-0251 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 7 - Conservation ConversationsThis week, Hank is joined by Trout Unlimited President and CEO, Chris Wood! For the first time in the Outdoor Misadventure's podcast history, many intelligent and thoughtful things will be said. Hank will also talk. Thanks for listening! 2019-04-251h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 6 - Wading In RiversIn this episode, despite his continued promise that you will learn absolutely nothing by listening to his podcast, Hank teaches us some proper and likely improper techniques on how to wade in a river. Hank's lawyers would also appreciate it if we mention that following a single word of Hank's advice is at your own risk. Hambone! Enjoy! 2019-04-181h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode Five - Camping with the kidsWhat's better than taking the kids into the great outdoors? You're about to find out. Join Hank and Alex as Hank talks and talks and talks and talks and mumbles and talks all about the joys of not taking the kids on your next camping or fishing trip. Apologies to the kids and parents. 2019-04-111h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHow To Survive Yellowstone National ParkIn this episode Hank is joined by friend Kevin Nielsen to discuss the dangers of visiting, adventuring and vacationing in Yellowstone National Park. Hank shares his never tried and likely not true methods of survival, a wealth of statistical misinformation and a hell of a lot of laughs in what he considers and "instant classic" episode. Snap It! Stay In Your Car! Do Not Feed The Bison! See you at the park! 2019-03-211h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresIf Hank Talks In A Forest...At long last, Hank Patterson's first ever Podcast. Welcome to the disaster! On this episode Hank focuses, as he often does, on Hank. What makes Hank tick? What are Hank's credentials? What are Hank's earliest memories of camping and fishing? Joining Hank is our resident indoorsman, Kevin Nielsen. It's our first, it can only get better from here and it's way way better with beer. 2019-03-141h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHank Patterson Podcast Coming Soon!Hold on to your tent flaps and fly rods! Hank Patterson is about to launch his brand new, super shiny, way hilarious PODCAST.... Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures! Launching Thursday March 14th Subscribe today and prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and surviving in the outdoors! 2019-02-2702 min