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Wordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 420 - 08/13/2022Join us in wishing sharp shooter Annie Oakley, suspense auteur Alfred Hitchcock, guerrilla leader Fidel Castro, Winter Soldier actor Sebastian Stan, and Wordle Friend Trevor Ikrath a happy birthday on today’s extra-special, guest-filled episode.2022-08-1309 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 400 - 07/24/2022400 five-letter words in and the Wordle Friends bone like they're cheating on each other WITH each other. Over 140 episodes and Trevor's [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] still p0wns Dillon's [redacted].2022-07-2409 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 355 - 06/09/2022Great stuff, Kojima-san, thank you for sharing that exclusive first look at your next imaginative adventure with all of us here on Summer Game Fest.  And speaking of state-of-the-art visual fidelity and an engrossing story unlike any you've ever heard, up next we have a World Premier™ game from two Wordle Friends.  They only have six rounds to try and guess a random five letter word.  The twist?  They record the whole thing, and post it onto the Internet.2022-06-0909 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 354 - 06/08/2022A single episode of Wordle With Friends lasts for only a few minutes, but in that time the Wordle Freinds still manage to cover a vast array of ideas and topics.  So, in a way, our show is wider than it is long.2022-06-0807 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 353 - 06/07/22oopsie, i edited this episode and then forgot to upload before i went to do a bunch of errands, and now i'm back to upload it but it's been too long and i don't remember what we talked about anymore. but hey i always include the phrase The Wordle Friends in the description so let's tick that box and move on with our day.2022-06-0706 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 352 - 06/06/2022With preparations already underway for their Centenary Jubilee, the Wordle Friends take a minute out of their busy schedule of decorating massive cakes and festooning the room with streamers to solve the puzzle of the day.2022-06-0608 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 351 - 06/05/2022"Drug addiction is bad. Doctors give us drugs when we are unwell. We don’t take drugs without a doctor’s advice. Parents give us medicines to fight germs. They give drugs in fever, cold and cough. Taking too much medicine is bad. Green vegetables keep us healthy. Eating apples keeps doctors away. We drink milk daily to fight germs. We wash our hands before we eat and sleep. We do not take drugs when healthy and strong. Wrong medicines make us unhealthy. Right drugs fight a fever. Eating junk food makes us unwell. Drinking clean water keeps us heal...2022-06-0508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 350 - 06/04/2022To: management@wordlewithfriends.bizFrom: wordlefriends@gmail.com Subject: Payment negotiation Body: Dear esteemed Misters, We are writing most humbly and with grave respect to request a small raise of one penny, bringing our wage up to 16 cents an hour.  We feel we have been example employees, and hope you will consider our request.  We would also remind you that Trevor continues his painful struggle with rickets, and as you know, that miserly old bonesaw Dr. Kilpatrick keeps hiking up his co-pay.  Please write back soon.Your admirers and loyal servants, The...2022-06-0407 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 349 - 06/03/2022Ela-Opitan, Mawu, Ayyur, iNyanga, Iah, Amesemi, Gleti, Abuk, Thoth, and now the Wordle Friends join the ranks of the moon gods.2022-06-0306 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 348 - 06/02/2022After one of them faces a near-death experience, the Wordle Friends continue to plug away in their typical mode, untransformed and having learned nothing.2022-06-0207 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 347 - 06/01/2022When the spring of their discontent becomes glorious summer, the Wordle Friends meet once again on the piste as brothers, prepared not for war but for gentlemanly contest.2022-06-0107 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 346 - 05/31/2022Some days you just can't harsh your mellow coming up with a big elaborate episode description, whether you're one of the Wordle Friends or Sir Ira Glass himself.2022-06-0108 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 345 - 05/30/2022The Wordle Friends have made compromises to fit production of this show into their schedules, but the puzzle does not compromise.  The puzzle hates us.2022-05-3009 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 344 - 05/29/2022Caelus Nocturnus, God of the cool, starry sky, was confined to the sunless north so that he stood in perfect axis with Apollo Sol, the God of the blistering day.  So must the Wordle Friends be likewise confined, as balancing but opposing forces, too powerful to occupy the same space.2022-05-2907 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 343 - 05/28/2022In September of 2016, the internet culture podcast Reply All released an episode investigating the epidemic of online locksmith scammers. The Wordle Friends believe that, barring that, today's Wordle With Friends represents nothing less than the greatest podcast ever made about a trained professional fixing a broken lock.2022-05-2808 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 342 - 05/27/2022When St. Francis of Assisi visted the remote mountaintops of Alverna, he knelt down to pray and saw a vision of a seraph being crucified on a cross.  As he described this vision to his travel companion, Bishop Leo, Francis's hands and feet began to bleed.  The Catholic Church considers this the first confirmed case of stigmata.  The Wordle Friends think he probably just needed a bottle of lotion -- that dry mountain air is a killer!2022-05-2709 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 341 - 05/26/2022The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull.  They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down.  Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?"  Works like a charm.  Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.2022-05-2605 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 340 - 05/25/2022The Wordle Friends' "get in, get out" ethos has saved you MINUTES of your life.2022-05-2606 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 339 - 05/24/2022The Wordle Friends can never know why people tune in to their show.  Is it for love of the Wordle, or is it to experience the secondhand warmth of friendship?2022-05-2407 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 338 - 05/23/2022If you or anyone you know is "strung out" on "dope", the Wordle Friends highly recommend contacting a narcotics officer.  Being pipelined into the criminal justice system is exaxtly what those who suffer from chemical addiction need to get their lives back under control.2022-05-2308 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 337 - 05/22/2022A near 1:1 comparison can be made between Wordle With Friends and a rock and roll band.  Like the founders of many great rock outfits (i.e. Seymour Zeppelin, Franklin Sabbath, Theodore Skynyrd, Benjamin Mötley, Nigel Foo, and countless others), the Wordle Friends attribute their success to one part inspiration, 99 parts perspiration.2022-05-2207 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 336 - 05/21/2022Open letter to Pete Davidson from the Wordle Friends,Like much of America, we have watched you on SNL for 7 years with interest and excitement as your voice has developed and your star has risen.  As we all know, there comes a critical point for certain performers on that show when their brand recognition starts to eclipse that of their peers to such an extent that "moving on" becomes the clear next step.  You're there, Pete.  We can't argue that.  On to bigger and brighter things.  Rest easy knowing you have both our blessing and our confidence that...2022-05-2106 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 335 - 05/20/2022In September of 2005, Dillon Flynn and his father, Dale, squared off in the kitchen.  Dale was urging Dillon to apply to colleges, but Dillon felt disillusioned with the concept of institutionalized education and wanted to pursue a path of art and independence.  "You'll turn into a burnout and a fucking loser," swiped Dale.  "You have no jurisdiction over my life anymore," countered Dillon, stepping closer so that the faces father and son were inches apart, almost touching.  In burning, wordless eye contact, they held this position for a full minute.  "Back off," Dillon offered, finally.  And Dale did.  Following this co...2022-05-2007 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 334 - 05/19/2022Wordle Friends or no, making a false accusation of a crime is as serious as the crime itself and should be punished by the extremes of what is jurisdictionally authorized, up to and including breaking at the wheel and/or burning at the stake.2022-05-1908 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 333 - 05/18/2022The Wordle Freinds suspect that you are an NPC.  They can't shake the feeling that it's only them operating in this simulation.  When they're not around the details of your life fade away into Lorem Ipsum, and they stay that way until you cross paths with them or they start asking you questions.  So if Trevor were to ask, "Hey Joe, what did you do last summer?" then the algorithm would start generating the details as Joe talked, "Well, my family and I attended a geneology convention in Connecticut." But did you, Joe?  DID you???2022-05-1805 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 332 - 05/17/2022The Wordle Friends are grateful that funcitons of homeostasis fall outside the scope of their consciousness; that their pancreases can fulfill its purpose without oversight; that breath is automatic.  Did you know that a single skin cells lives for only three weeks?  You have 1.6 trillion of them; imagine if you felt each one as it grew old, died, untesselated itself from your body, and fell away.  Maddening.2022-05-1705 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 331 (feat. Chris Meier) - 05/15/2022When the first microbe cloned itself through mitosis, had it created a friend or a rival? And what about when two became three?  What was that vibe shift like?  The Wordle Friends are determined to find out.2022-05-1609 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 330 - 05/15/2022it was sitting there right in front of us all this time WorldwideOrderRegulating theDistribution ofLife onEarth we are puppets of a shadow gov't2022-05-1506 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 329 - 05/14/2022If two strangers experience a mutual, parallel dream in which they meet, bond and start a puzzle solving gameshow together, are they still strangers, or are they now Wordle Friends, forged in the astral plane?2022-05-1408 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 328 - 05/13/2022When two Wordle Freinds conviene, some days a puzzle is merely solved. But on those fateful, special occasions -- like two rotationally symmetrical numbers coming together, head to pelvis -- history is made.2022-05-1308 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 327 - 05/12/2022Heard joke once: Two men go to doctor. Say they are depressed. Say life seems harsh and cruel. Say they feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great Wordle Friends are in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up.' The men burst into tears. They say, 'But doctor…we ARE the Wordle Friends.'2022-05-1208 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 326 - 05/11/2022Do you consider gang-stalking to be something that the New York Times is not capable of, something that it is morally above, or something that it is unwilling to devote the resources into doing? Because the Wordle Friends' answer to all three of these questions is “no."2022-05-1105 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 325 - 05/10/2022A note to all Wordle Friends, if you find that a recording session for your daily gameshow is wearing on and on, it's important to stand up and walk around to increase bloodflow to the legs, drink water to maintain hydration, and stare out a window to ponder your station.2022-05-1109 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 324 - 05/09/2022Brevity is the soul of wit, but this is ridiculous.  The Wordle Friends are spending longer writing this bio than it took them to tape this episode, yeesh.2022-05-0904 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 323 - 05/08/2022Even if man is the result of astrobiological exogenesis, everything in existence -- living, inanimate, tangible, or abstract -- has a mother (though she may be a literal or figurative one as it were).  On today's episode, the Wordle Friends give their most loving salutes to all permutations of mother.2022-05-0807 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 322 - 05/07/2022Climb up onto your motor scooter, the wind in your hair, a scarf at your neck, a 50cc 4-stroke engine purring in your ear, and experience a series of glorious, European seaside vistas in the form of the Wordle Friends solving a puzzle on the mic.2022-05-0706 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 321 - 05/06/2022Doctor Steven Strange is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.  Created by Steve Ditko with Stan Lee, the character first appeared in Strange Tales #110 (cover-dated July 1963).  Doctor Strange serves as the Sorcerer Supreme, the primary protector of Earth against magical and mystical threats. Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier) is a character in the American animated sitcom The Simpsons.  Created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening, Marge is the matriarch of the Simpson family and is often portrayed as a stereotypical television mother.  She is known for her distinctive blue beehi...2022-05-0604 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 320 - 05/05/2022Colloquialisms.  Patois.  Lexicon spillong from common, peon tongues.  The Wordle Friends would not break bread with such lowborn ruffians, so how could they possibly accept their vulgar lingos as puzzle solutions?2022-05-0508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 320 - 05/06/2022Colloquialisms.  Patois.  Lexicon spillong from common, peon tongues.  The Wordle Friends would not break bread with such lowborn ruffians, so how could they possibly accept their vulgar lingos as puzzle solutions?2022-05-0508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 319 - 05/04/2022The year is 1988* and Steven Spielberg* is about to release a sci-fi epic that will change the movie biz forever.  Now, all these years later, the Wordle Friends will team up like Luke and Vader* to hunt down an elusive five letter word.*temp facts, google to confirm info before you submit this episode description2022-05-0405 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 318 - 05/03/2022If chicken soup be the first line of defense against illness and laughter the second, then surely sending your thoughtful emails and YouTube comments to the Wordle Friends be the third.2022-05-0404 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 317 - 05/02/2022Do you take this Wordle Friend to be your lawfully binded ally/adversary, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?  Then by the power vested in me and the publication of the New York Times, I now pronounce you co-hosts.  You may solve the puzzle.2022-05-0205 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 316 - 05/01/2022April showers bring May flowers, so sayeth the old adage.  But for one Wordle Friend, April victories bring May devastating personal developments.  But even in the face of medical crises, the puzzle must go on.  And what results is a surprisingly lighthearted match, considering the circusmtances!2022-05-0208 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 315 - 04/30/2022One Wordle Friend approaches the arena marred by illness, the other by a lack of confidence, and both must throw these chains to face a true final boss word for the April season.2022-04-3011 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 314 - 04/29/2022It is a trope with which we are all familiar: those who live through certain watershed moments in history report never forgetting where they were when they heard.  The Kennedy assassination.  Neil Armstrong setting foot onto the moon.  The September 11th terrorist attacks.  For your consideration, I submit Wordle With Freinds, episode 55.2022-04-2908 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 313 - 04/28/2022Communication between the Wordle Friends grows terse and resentful as April reaches its critical countdown phase.2022-04-2807 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 312 - 04/27/2022The Wordle Friends struggle to focus on the puzzle, distracted as they are by the sensual, curvacious, seductive presence of Joan of Arc.2022-04-2709 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 311 - 04/26/2022With only 5 games remaining in the month, the race between the Wordle Friends narrows not unlike the osseus hand of the reaper tightens around all of humanity as each month slips away like a grain of sand down the hyberboloid of unidirectional time.2022-04-2608 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 310 - 04/25/2022On days such as this, when the play is haphazard and maladroit, the Wordle Friends hope you'll overlook their alleged status as professional Wordle-solvers in favor of classifying them as professional light banter-ers.2022-04-2509 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 309 - 04/24/2022Fate hoists an opportunity onto the Wordle Friends to reflect upon the mediocrity of their lives in the form of a vision of themselves as triumphant heroes in a parallel universe.2022-04-2409 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 308 - 04/23/2022"Everythig old is new again," - Peter Allen.  Art in the 21st century, beset by postwar malaise, has reorganized itself into an accoustical archway through which its own echos are repeatedly funnelled, deconstructed, and repurposed into a soylent greenlike popular culture ration, scarfed down heartily by the proletariat who yearn for respite from the wearying grind of late stage capitalism.  Now the Wordle Friends, too, have discovered the untapped power of reliving their own glory days; of retracing their own steps.2022-04-2308 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 307 - 04/22/2022In our universe, balance is about correction.  Darkness to correct for light.  Clamor to correct for calm.  Suffering to correct for ecstasy.  The Wordle Friends find themselves in a similar cosmic correction after yesterday's ordeal of endurance.2022-04-2205 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 306 - 04/21/2022Like Virgil leading Dante up mount Purgatorio, the Wordle Friends must pay the price of time, wretched time, oh endless, wretched time, to solve the puzzle and be set free to return their lives.2022-04-2110 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 305 - 04/20/2022If cheeba be the food of love, toke on.  But whether the devil's lettuce is a gateway to creativity or the harder stuff, the Wordle Friends will need to wipe the haze from their bloodshot eyes in order to see today's five-letter solution.2022-04-2007 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 304 - 04/19/2022The balancing pendulum of April, uneasy as it is even, teeters yet again.  To one Wordle Friend or the other?  Can you sense the seismic creaks and groans beneath your feet to anticipate the victor?2022-04-1909 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 303 - 04/18/2022As rapid, alternating wins in the month of April begin to resemble the give and take of a fencing match, The Wordle Freinds enter the piste and then en garde, approach, feint, guard, lunge, parry, riposte, recover, and fleche.2022-04-1808 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 302 - 04/17/2022"But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep. For since death came through a man, the resurrection of the dead comes also through a man." - The Wordle Friends, 1 Corinthians, Chapter 152022-04-1709 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 301 - 04/16/2022If freindship is the sunflower of late summer, then betrayal is a weevil, gorging on its tender bracts.  The Wordle Freinds may need to break out the bugspray.2022-04-1607 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 300 - 04/15/2022"The Lord will pass to smite the Egyptians, and He will see the blood on the lintel and on the two doorposts, and the Lord will pass over the entrance, and He will not permit the destroyer to enter your houses to smite you." - The Wordle Friends, Exodus Chapter 122022-04-1508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 299 - 04/14/2022After a perfectly accidental chain of events, the Wordle Friends find themsevles at a blind standoff, with Schrondinger's cat guarding the solution like cerberus before the gates of the underworld.2022-04-1408 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 298 - 04/13/2022Some believe that the vastness of suffering on Earth is evidence against the existence of God, imagining our absent cosmic ruler as some loving humanitarian.  But the fingers at the switchboard of the universe do not concern themsevles with our contentedness.  As the Wordle Friends have witnessed time and again, balance is their sole principle.2022-04-1307 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 297 - 04/12/2022Today the Wordle Friends are reminded that the thrill of victory does not exist without the agony of defeat.2022-04-1309 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 296 - 04/11/2022After repudiating game theory in favor of chaos theory, the lurking presence of a cephalopod alerts the Wordle Friends to an important truth.2022-04-1105 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 295 - 04/10/2022The Wordle Friends converge yet again to tangle together the threads of luck and skill, until a single victor remains, panting and misted with blood atop the sacraficial pyramid, wondering if he owes his victory (and his life) to his own two hands or those countless ones of the gods.  Also, Sonic the Hedgehog is briefly discussed.2022-04-1007 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 294 - 04/09/2022The Wordle Friends, dipping into their shared pool of brain cells as two might with gruyere in a fondue pot, find themselves at a disparity of competence.2022-04-0906 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 293 - 04/08/2022All that stands between the frenzy of the rat race and the cleansing leasure of the sabbath is a five letter word, and the Wordle Friends are here to fill out those boxes expediantly and efficaciously.2022-04-0805 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 292 - 04/07/2022When one Wordle Friend alters their opening strategy to avoid stagnation, the other Wordle Friend must peer through the nebulose mist of his own mental forest to find the answer glimmering, otherworldly and pale blue, in the forbidden hollow of the fairies were man's footsteps are not known.2022-04-0705 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 291 - 04/06/2022Huddled around the puzzle like a barrel fire in nuclear winter, the Wordle Friends swap tales of how the show has impacted, perhaps even ruined, their relationships.2022-04-0607 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 290 - 04/05/2022After one Wordle Friend is ensnared in a treacherous trap, they must think like the other Wordle Friend to escape with their life.2022-04-0506 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 289 - 04/04/2022When Big Wordle selects an inadequate word, causing undue suffering within the Wordle community, whom will the Wordle Friends hold accountable?2022-04-0405 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 288 - 04/03/2022A last-minute communique throws The Wordle Friends into a panic, and they face today's puzzle with teeth grit and muscles kinked.2022-04-0305 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 287 - 04/02/2022Like a child's innocense, like a late winter snowfllake, like a night of passion, a truce can be such a fleeting thing.  The Wordle Friends must inevitably and regrettably turn against one another, recalling the image of a weeping Wesley Snipes pointing a handgun at the camera in that one meme that's like "When I gotta kill Tony Hawk in the race war" or whatever.2022-04-0206 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 286 - 04/01/2022With glorious spring wholely underway, the Wordle Friends process a few major changes to the show and then enjoy the gliding, tractionless gloss of a freshly-wiped-clean slate.2022-04-0107 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsSEASON FINALE: Wordle 285 - 03/31/2022So it all comes down to this.  Two friends, five letters, one word.  Legends will be made or broken.  Dreams will come to fulfilment or wither and die.  Bear witness, o' subscriber, as The Wordle Friends lock pens in furious combat with everything on the line.2022-03-3109 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 284 - 03/30/2022At the terminus of season one's penultimate episode, the Wordle Friends are like a of pair martinis served both ways: one shaken; one stirred.2022-03-3007 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 283 - 03/29/2022In the land of the giants, one must fell or be felled.  In the land of the Wordle Friends, all it takes is one substandard move...2022-03-2907 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 282 - 03/28/2022As the last echoes of the slap heard 'round the world ring out, the Wordle Friends must wipe away their stunned grimaces and attempt to scry yet another obtuse five-letter word.2022-03-2808 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 281 - 03/27/2022With pandemonium in the rearview, the Wordle Friends relish a return to their quotidian baseline.2022-03-2706 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 280 (feat. Maxton Stenstrom) - 03/26/2022As the Wordle Friends expand their ranks to accommodate a new player, the show, their lives, and reality itself is quaffed into a roiling maw of utter chaos.2022-03-2709 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 279 - 03/25/2022As Dr. Albert Einstein once propounded, "God does not play dice with the universe."  Perhaps, herr doktor.  But in the game of Wordle one must have more than one's wits.  Sometimes, regrettably, the Wordle Friends are forced look to the heavens and await the rolling of the die.2022-03-2508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 278 - 03/24/2022In moments of respite while fulfilling their obligation to decrypt the puzzle, the Wordle Friends share furtive confidences and schemes to turn their show into a 1000xer.2022-03-2408 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 277 - 03/23/2022What's with these homies guessing my word?  Why do they gotta front?  The Wordle Friends will answer these questions and more on today's thrilling episode.2022-03-2307 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 276 - 03/22/2022By nature and by name, the Wordle Friends are not enemies.  They do not sabotage, mislead, or wish ill on one another.  And yet as they solve the puzzle each day, beneath the turning of gears can be heard the clashing of swords.  But against whom does the Wordle Friend scrimmage?  Come now, need I say it?  The answer rests already upon your tongue.  It is himself.2022-03-2208 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 275 - 03/21/2022As a host of Wordle With Friends, solving puzzles isn't so much your hobby as it is your civic duty, thus the Wordle Friends remain steadfast, allegiant, and patriotic in their dedication to maintain the streak.2022-03-2106 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 274 - 03/20/2022Late on an early spring Sunday the Wordle Friends may be unpunctual, but they remain as sesquipedalian as ever, and so the game weathers on.2022-03-2107 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 273 - 03/19/2022On Sabbath Day the Worlde Friends find no repose, for they must decipher, for they must uncode, for they must elucidate, and et cetera, and et cetera...2022-03-1906 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 272 - 03/18/2022The Wordle Friends, in the simple act of solving a word puzzle, demolish a hegemony and establish an isocracy.2022-03-1809 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 271 - 03/17/2022 The Wordle Friends, having commited character assassination, must wash the blood from their hands like Pilate and obtain the letters five; pristine and green. 2022-03-1707 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 270 - 03/16/2022In a narrowing lacuna, the Wordle Friends undergo a volte-face of energies, as heroes become villains and vice versa.2022-03-1608 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 269 - 03/15/2022The Wordle Freinds learn that serenity and nonchalance may be the keys to the chains that bind them.2022-03-1508 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 268 - 03/14/2022After improbability rears its abominable head, the Wordle Friends are beseiged by chaos. 2022-03-1407 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 267 - 03/13/2022Having sprung forward, the Wordle Friends are mazed and splenetic but must attempt to solve the puzzle regardless.2022-03-1307 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 266 - 03/12/2022After yesterday's crushing defeat and with the balance of power now aslant, could this be the end for the Wordle Friends?2022-03-1206 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 265 - 03/11/2022As one of the Wordle Friends celebrates their birthday, the competition finally turns bloody.2022-03-1109 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 264 - 03/10/2022Tensions between the Wordle Friends are at an all-time-high as the competition heats up.2022-03-1007 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 263 - 03/09/2022In order to solve today's puzzle, the Wordle Friends must purify their flesh via its destruction.2022-03-0909 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 262 - 03/08/2022The Wordle Friends attempt to solve the puzzle free from the onus of self-judgment, not unlike the primordial Wordle Friends, Adam and Eve.2022-03-0807 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 261 - 03/07/2022The Wordle Friends return once again, attempting to solve Wordle 261, even if it kills them.2022-03-0706 minWordle With FriendsWordle With FriendsWordle 260 - 03/06/2022On the inaugural episode of Wordle With Friends, hosts Trevor Ikrath and Dillon Flynn do just what it says on the tin.  Six rounds, five letters, two friends: let's go.2022-03-0606 minHallelujah Monkeyz: A Gorillaz FancastHallelujah Monkeyz: A Gorillaz FancastHIDDEN EPISODE: THE UNBEARABLE ABSENCE OF DILLONThis week's episode of Hallelujah Monkeyz is going to be a few days late, but until it drops, enjoy this special, hidden bonus episode -- starring everyone's favorite Hallelujah Monkeyz co-host, Trevor Ikrath! (sorry Dillon)2017-07-1108 min