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FULL CIRCUS219. WORLD'S WORSTBiggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual.
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FULL CIRCUS179. AT A SIMMERTristan describes his absolute lack of patience.
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YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan2024-08-0939 min
FULL CIRCUS96. Stay Focused 2023Tristan starts the year off HOT! With recording a 40 minute length episode that is in focus 0% of the time. He talks about resolutions, birthday presents, and wild bacon themed sermons. Enjoy this PRIMARILY AUDIO version of the VIDEO podcast.2023-01-0640 min
FULL CIRCUS95. The Cold LordTristan closes the year off relflecting on his 2021 accolades. He brags about some of his gifts, and critizes the weather, the fake homeless, and the Browns. Also, extending his hands in friendship towards those who celebreate Kwanzaa, desperately needing more holidays.2022-12-3027 min
FULL CIRCUS94. That’s ChristmasWasting all his money on set design, Tristan takes the stage to deliver a holiday themed podcast. Aimed at presents, traditions, sampling ice cream, and forgetting Christmas caroling lyrics. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!2022-12-2330 min
FULL CIRCUS93. Um. *snap*Tristan goes throughout his most painful character arc yet. Removing "ums" and "uhs" whilst trying to get through the show. For every error, there is a consequence.2022-12-1635 min
FULL CIRCUS92. Festive FailsTristan recounts his recent Christmas adventures, while threatening multiple employees. He talks about his hair, football, and mean tour guides.2022-12-0940 min
FULL CIRCUS91. DoozyTristan comes onto the scene late in the night, taking care of all doozies. He talks about the embarrassment of frustration, Thanksgiving, vanilla, parents, fireworks, Christmas and more.2022-12-0234 min
FULL CIRCUS90. Slashes & DashesHappy Thanksgiving, is the word on the street as Tristan brings a somewhat holiday themed episode. Although, he quickly dismisses Thanksgiving, and gets right into the real excitement. Black Friday. He also discusses dog watching, and lack of toiletry etiquette.2022-11-2443 min
FULL CIRCUS89. Barefoots-GivingTristan returns from his extensive God of War journey, to recount his recent holiday experiences. As well as work outings, embarrassments, and a feisty barber.2022-11-1834 min
FULL CIRCUS88. God of ThanksTristan returns with nothing on his mind except for facial hair and the anticipation of God of War Ragnarok.2022-11-1126 min
FULL CIRCUS87. Stressin’ Wit The ElderlyTristan details the panic and stress he had ahead of finishing his Halloween audio drama. While attending a murder mystery, and having a good time with old people.'2022-11-0338 min
FULL CIRCUS86. Halloween AdVenturaTristan returns to the scary sanctuary with spooky friends, dressed in the greatest Ace Ventura costume known to man. He explores the uniqueness of Halloween, Death, Spiders, Near Death Experiences, Coffins, Cannibalism, and MORE! Enjoy!.. IF YOU DARE.2022-10-2841 min
FULL CIRCUS85. Five B-lowsTristan goes into the sanctity of maintaining a brand, and broken trust. As well as psychologically dissecting literally everything.2022-10-2130 min
FULL CIRCUS84. Blame DennisTristan struggles to work with his employees that insist on working for free, while also being imaginary.2022-10-1435 min
FULL CIRCUS82. Three PointsTristan talks about the set, politics, speedbumps and then proceeds to jiggle with his microphone for 40 minutes straight.2022-09-3042 min
FULL CIRCUS81. Making ConversationTristan wears flannel. Nuff said.2022-09-2331 min
FULL CIRCUS79. Kickin’ Off FallTristan continues his double feature by rolling right into a story of cops, juices, and lots of staring. He then brags about his incredible reflexes, before laughing at Shark Tank, and getting excited about the Fall season!2022-09-0236 min
FULL CIRCUS78. InconvenienceTristan starts off the first part of his double feature, talking about shopping for shorts.. then continues into his distaste for ON THE SPOT donations, and argues the monetary value of half pants.2022-09-0231 min
FULL CIRCUS77. The Little ThingsTristan dives into his lack of care in politics once again. Before covering his distaste for the movie The Little Things, and all movies with endings alike. He also briefly makes insensitive comments about diabetics, and wishes he wasn't always thinking out loud.2022-08-2623 min
FULL CIRCUS76. Giddyup McSkittleTristan returns, furious about the curtain debate. He then speaks about his Grandfather's Birthday, the dynamics of personality, speed, calendars, a new passion project, and a whole lot more in this episode of Full Circus!2022-08-1935 min
FULL CIRCUS75. Chores & ErrandsTristan updates the podcast setup, while also telling the story of his haircut, and the multiple chores and errands he is sent on.2022-08-1229 min
FULL CIRCUS74. Vote 4 New Set!LUXURY. CLASS. AND SENSE OF DIGNITY. These are all words critics have chosen to use about every podcast, except.. this one.. BUT WHO CARES?! Tristan has poured endless amounts of money into equipment and a brand new podcast set. Was he fully prepared to show it off? Nope! but the comes on the talk about equipment, jury duty, voting, eating healthy, and way much more. Welcome. To the new era of FULL CIRCUS!!2022-08-0533 min
FULL CIRCUS73. The VergeTristan is on the absolute verge of creating a podcast episode, and ultimately decides to. Covering such topics as; Surfboard rentals, bad weather, caffeine, sickness, emotions, and German canines. Don't be on the verge of listening in, just do.2022-07-2929 min
FULL CIRCUS72. Spacious SpenderBack in the booth with ample space for madness, Tristan talks about his first narration experience, golfing with pride, spending too much money on deals, and gets a little sidetracked with his gesticulation.2022-07-2225 min
FULL CIRCUS71. Why?Hot on the trails of a podcast Tristan just performed that didn't record, he steps into the booth with nothing but his imagination. He tells the stories of fighting dogs, pondering hygiene, an ambulance that takes a corn break. He also goes on to theorize on the possible reasons behind the recent uptick in road kill, square roombas, the Gift of Gab and much more!2022-07-1524 min
FULL CIRCUS70. Dogs ’n’ DogsTristan starts the show off with comfort and compassion, before recalling his experiences watching dogs, staying up too late, the 4th of July, hot dog eating contests, stolen shirts, and more.2022-07-0833 min
FULL CIRCUS69. PostcautionsAfter getting sick, Tristan takes the necessary POSTcautions to prevent ever falling ill again. He also covers habits, addictions, Johnny Depp, wasting money, and more!2022-07-0125 min
FULL CIRCUS68. StubbornTristan has contracted the covid-19 virus, and has had some trouble breathing, but what he is more upset about is his runny nose. He covers his symptoms, stubbornness, and fails.2022-06-2419 min
FULL CIRCUS67. ZoominTristan gets notified of his 25 minute timer that he has to perform a podcast and immediately bounce. He talks really fast (duh) and goes over such topics as: Set Life, Hair-Care, Funerals, Sleep, and more! 2022-06-1723 min
FULL CIRCUS66. The Worst Best PersonTristan Sartoris, self-proclaimed good guy, details the inner workings of his life. Including stains, purposely annoying other drivers, and crooked necks. 2022-06-1024 min
FULL CIRCUS65. StoicismThe upstanding stoic, Tristan Sartoris takes the to the land and presents to you a respectable and mature podcast. He speaks on such matters as: Personal Outlook, Self Care, Lack of REM Cycles, Beef Distribution, and Quantum Mechanics. Thank you for your time.2022-06-0328 min
FULL CIRCUS64. Falsetto KingRiding upon the high notes of the angels. Tristan comes in with magical falsetto. He talks about winning arguments, set-life, health, airsofting against real warriors, and more in this all new musical episode of Full Circus!2022-05-2620 min
FULL CIRCUS63. On a WhimTristan hops into the booth way ahead of schedule and zero material. Can he make up enough stuff on the spot to bologna his way through the show? 2022-05-2022 min
FULL CIRCUS62. No CouthTristan returns to do the podcast at 5:30am, and stumbles through an episode. No one is quite sure what he talks about or how he covers it.2022-05-1328 min
FULL CIRCUS61. Off The WagonTristan returns with an all new Sit-Down Comedy special, and takes a halfway relaxed approach into being open and honest about his current state of mind. He tells stories of covid tests, overwhelming, moody scrapbooks and rowdy deaf neighbors. 2022-05-0624 min
FULL CIRCUS60. All Heart, No GasTristan tells a story of excitement and dread. The chilling tale of someone out of gas. While also covering his recent experience as extra as vague as possible. Have fun!2022-04-2924 min
FULL CIRCUS59. Pepto BizmoTristan rolls into the booth at a classy 3am, and stumbles through a short episode of the podcast.2022-04-2217 min
FULL CIRCUS58. Easter FlairTristan returns to the scene, demanding prayers, and instilling fear into all those who do not already fear the Easter Bunny. He also covers a candy smuggling ring, Dirt Bike chases, and burnt quesadilla. Enjoy.2022-04-1424 min
FULL CIRCUS57. Call Me SirSir Tristan, of the handsome lands of beardness. Returns to talk about some fun adventures in dashing, names, and logs. He also talks about audiobooks, and powerful gym equipment.2022-04-0824 min
FULL CIRCUS55. Spring CleaningIn this episode Tristan tries his hardest to be relaxed and unprepared, and succeeds none of the time. Talking about Spring, Cleaning, Collections, and more!2022-03-2521 min
FULL CIRCUS54. St. Patty’s DayTristan opens the show fired up about the disrespect St. Patty has received. He also covers the Browns, Weather, and the "Bank O' Smiles." Tune in!2022-03-1824 min
FULL CIRCUS51. What Day Is It?Tristan returns from a long week of bowl movement, to bowl stoppage, to straight work, to no work, and everything in between. He is out of the loop thanks to his crappy calendar, but that doesn't stop him from stepping in the booth on whatever day this is..2022-02-2523 min
FULL CIRCUS50. Dying of RrheaTristan comes onto the show under immense bowel stress, and still strives to deliver a comedic performance... but mostly just talks about his poop. You're welcome.2022-02-1823 min
FULL CIRCUS48. Figurative SlippersTristan returns without his figurative slippers, whilst still wearing his luxurious physical slippers. Avoiding the grown up world, and indulging in various acts of laziness. He tells the story of his recent licensing exam, issues, wordle, pig hearts, and more!2022-02-0426 min
FULL CIRCUS46. Stick AroundTristan opens up the show by telling you to stick around until the end, where the content gets spicy. He covers crappy situations, great conversation, personality quizzes, salesman morbidness, and more!2022-01-2026 min
FULL CIRCUS45. All and NothingTristan returns to the AM version of the podcast, coming out of the gates strong in addressing the fact that he is not to be taken seriously, wise, and or intelligent. All individuals seeking mature and appropriate responses to current events, shall look elsewhere. ALSO, he covers a sales job offer, commercials, therapy, self compassion, competitive drive, and poor sleep.2022-01-1432 min
FULL CIRCUS44. Out of OxygenTristan reports onto scene late into the AM hours. He has a lot to say, and is running out of air quick, so he doesn't have much time to say it! He talks about birthdays, acting teachers, therapy, and more!2022-01-0725 min
FULL CIRCUS43. I Took PsychologyBack from the holidays, Tristan preaches the importance of staying jolly, and carrying the burden of PCD. He also talks about New Year's Resolutions, birthdays, and how everybody needs some GOOD TIMES!2021-12-3124 min
FULL CIRCUS42. THE Christmas ShowPrepare for the greatest Christmas podcasting episode known to man. Tristan comes with a live musical performance, followed by a suspenseful reading of poetry, then into a 20 minute joke fest, filled with puns, nonsense, plus some random thoughts and stories. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!2021-12-2426 min
FULL CIRCUS41. but, face?HOT OF THE PRESSES! Tristan rocks the world with a brand new INTRISTING thought to revolutionize bad breath, buttface, and general cleanliness. He also speaks on exercise, Burger King's nuggets, haircuts, Christmas presents, and MOAR!2021-12-1625 min
FULL CIRCUS40. Cozy LivinIn the past week Tristan has done absolutely nothing, and on top of that, he has not gotten any quality sleep. Listen to him try and make his recent experiences exciting. Detailing; work, exploding chicken, water, chocolate, and more!2021-12-1025 min
FULL CIRCUS39. InTRISTing ThoughtsBack at it for episode 39, Tristan pulls out a brand new segment using some fancy wordplay. He also discusses the let down that is Thanksgiving, favorite numbers, and goes on to praise Kung Fu Panda in all its cinematic glory. 2021-12-0328 min
FULL CIRCUS38. Thanksgiving AFTristan brings in the holiday vibes like one smooth MOFO. Talking about the giving of thanks, Black Friday, razor burn, controversial outrage, and more! Pretty sure he also writes a Thanksgiving song mid episode too, so be on the look out!2021-11-2521 min
FULL CIRCUS37. MacacoEpisode 37, Tristan explores his chaotic nature, in all the ways he continues to hurt himself. Revealing his recent pain, caused by lack of elegance and grace. He also talks about the downside of being generous, and responsibility is not yet a skill he possesses.2021-11-1726 min
FULL CIRCUS36. Pain.Tristan opens cold, talking about his sad frustrating experience with pain. He also covers information, war, temperature, and time change.2021-11-1226 min
FULL CIRCUS35. Hydrated MagicBack in the booth with less scares, but more shenanigans and supposed health. Tristan talks about the holiday wars, cycling, and the lack of creativity when naming things. 2021-11-0529 min
FULL CIRCUS34. Sanctuary of Scare! ft. OtisBOO! Welcome to the SPOOKTACULAR Halloween special of Full Circus! Tristan is in his element, with a whole cast of fun inanimate objects to share the studio with. He covers; the beauty of Halloween, why he was antispook growing up, his childhood trauma, common fears, how he almost got his organs harvested (long story), and MORE in this episode. TUNE IN...if you dare. MWAHAHA!2021-10-2953 min
FULL CIRCUS33. I FEEL GREAT!Healthier than ever before..sorta. Tristan talks about the wedding, being sick, hot peppers, Browns injuries, and MORE in this all new episode of Full Circus!2021-10-2127 min
FULL CIRCUS32. Sick with IT..Tristan returns with a cold, and musters every ounce of energy he has left to do a podcast episode. Not just for the people, but for his own pride. He also talks about weddings, Harry Potter, and helping people move. Enjoy! Stay clean..2021-10-1421 min
FULL CIRCUS31. I AM 22!!Tristan returns to congratulate himself on 30+ episodes, and thank all who have bothered to pay him any attention. He also talks about the ridiculousness that is kids trying to be older/cooler, and the youthful nature of people today. Some short sports segment, and a thing or two about Harry Potter as well, but listen in and enjoy!!2021-10-0829 min
FULL CIRCUS30. Beach Times!Returning from the past/future, Tristan recaps his past vacation at the beach. It's full of ups, and downs, foggy roads, bruised nips, shark attacks, and more! Listen in to this top tier beginner, and the stories along with it!2021-10-0136 min
FULL CIRCUS29. Ahead of ScheduleIn a blast from the past, Tristan comes at the podcast hard! What did he talk about all those weeks ago? Nobody really remembers. but the fact that he even recorded this ahead of schedule, is impressive as FRICK.2021-09-1828 min
FULL CIRCUS28. So Much PainTristan talks about how painful the life of a Browns fan can be, and how painful it must be for Ravens players, and the pain of neck injury, and then he dials it back by talking about how painful it is to learn the new credit card uses. Really, just.. a lot of pain.2021-09-1626 min
FULL CIRCUS27. Ohio Man Buys ProteinIn this episode Tristan returns after watching literally ALL of the dogs in the tristate area. He buys way too much protein, and talks about the nature of fencing.. the property lining, not the sport.2021-09-0928 min
FULL CIRCUS26. Sick of The Fall?Goodmorning! Tristan tells his recent stories involving the Fall themed candies, and culture. His approach to greeting people, and just how much food can one man eat over the course of 4 days..2021-09-0330 min
FULL CIRCUS25. Fresh to DeathTristan recalls his recent experience at a hair salon, and all of the horrific nightmares included. He also speaks on his inability to laugh, and accidentally makes fun of a lot of people, and shouldn't be trusted to think out loud. All that and more, in this new episode of FULL CIRCUS!2021-08-2631 min
FULL CIRCUS24. Late ShiftTristan returns in the middle of the night, to bring you the latest thoughts from the work grind, all the troubles, stress, and more. Nothing is coherent in this late night episode of Full Circus!2021-08-2029 min
FULL CIRCUS23. You Won't Believe This!Tristan talks about his technical difficulties trying to create an episode on a Wednesday. He also mentions his troubles with people trying to buy his car in a TGI Fridays, and the bad hygiene of others recently.. 2021-08-1325 min
FULL CIRCUS22. Rhyme TimeIn this episode Tristan recalls his week, his ups and other people's downs, and his obsession with rhymes. Tune in and see what's going on at the circus!2021-08-0627 min
FULL CIRCUS21. Silver Lining?Tristan's bedtime conversation thoughts include the following: The plague, death by hanging, dead relatives, witness protection program, domestic disputes, assault, and more! 2021-07-2927 min
FULL CIRCUS20. ButtloadsTristan returns to the booth on practically zero hours of sleep. Tells stories of childhood, his issues sleeping, his new mattresses, southern manners, and more!2021-07-2227 min
FULL CIRCUS19. Hot and SadTristan turns the camera back on, and it gets a little wonky, but he presses forward with the hottest and saddest updates imaginable.2021-07-1424 min
FULL CIRCUS18. Buncha WeirdosTristan adds a new element to the podcast, introducing his camera. Will the technological achievement hold up? Probably not. He covers July 4th festivities, weird people, criminals and MORE in this episode of Full Circus!2021-07-0931 min
FULL CIRCUS17. Stay In Your LaneTristan recalls his time spent learning to drive, as well as a peculiar ham shop he recently visited. There's random thoughts, babbling, and to be honest, it is all out of control.2021-07-0125 min
FULL CIRCUS16. Life LessonsEpisode 16! Tristan returns to tell you about his wild trip to the "near death festival." The twists and turns, the ups and mostly downs... hear it all in this episode, as its tied into a beautiful life lesson by yours truly!2021-06-2429 min
FULL CIRCUS15. What a Thrill!In this episode, Tristan brags for 30 minutes about his dumb luck, and how the most thrilling part of life is how sucky things are. That sounded depressing, but it is actually a beautiful episode.2021-06-1730 min
FULL CIRCUS14. Don't Quit SonIn this episode Tristan recalls the fatherly advice he received as a child, and implements it into his podcasting game. Talks of amazon, food scales, chargers, car chases, bald people, and more!2021-06-1026 min
FULL CIRCUS13. Slow Down?In this episode, Tristan decides to take a more relaxed and calm approach to the show... for like 8 seconds, and then tells stories of the past, as well as his ideas for curing stink trail. 2021-06-0325 min
FULL CIRCUS12. SpankinsEpisode 12 of Full Circus, Tristan talks a lot about his family and the disciplinary measures taken as a child, and how he has yet to figure out adulthood...2021-05-2726 min
FULL CIRCUS11. Hands In The PocketsIn this episode, Tristan speaks on his distaste and lack of trust for those who hide their hands in their pockets. He also covers the beautiful nature of his DNA, foods groups, and how he was con'd out of 6 bucks.2021-05-2022 min
FULL CIRCUS10. HeelysYou know, Tristan meant to talk about a lot of things today, but... when you start your morning off with bacon, you can't help but just follow your heart. Things get very emotional in this episode, as Tristan talks about the luxurious mode of transportation from his youth. Amen.2021-05-1326 min
FULL CIRCUS9. Dogs Are HardIn this glorious episode, in which Tristan is interrupted multiple times by the sounds of life, he attempts to tell his recent K9 stories, including urination, territory and in extreme cases.. death. but, one shall remain persistent in the face of danger, so he also talks about the NFL draft, barely.. 2021-05-0627 min
FULL CIRCUS8. It's FineDetailing the great and suck of his daily life, Tristan wrestles with the thoughts of desire, embarrassment, and success... a truly great..ly unfortunate circumstance.2021-04-2827 min
FULL CIRCUS7. Dumpster WizardTristan retells his recent week of random mishaps and misfortunes. He shows up, and delivers, unlike another guy who just.. does not.. you'll see.2021-04-2227 min
FULL CIRCUS6. TrustTristan goes late night, and talks about how untrustworthy people are, and his inability to laugh. 2021-04-1631 min
FULL CIRCUS5. Taco BellIn this episode, Tristan tells the tales of Easter, as well as how the food delivery experience is going... and all the weird people along with it. Cheers!2021-04-0828 min
FULL CIRCUS4. Easter FrightIn this episode of Full Circus, Tristan recalls his past ad PRESENT fears of the Easter Bunny. He also talks about the struggles in bowling, and says "weenie" a lot.2021-04-0127 min
FULL CIRCUS3. BaconTristan returns for this week's episode, talking about the incredible nature of bacon. He covers school, and arson. (the two are unrelated) So enjoy the wild ride! 2021-03-2522 min
FULL CIRCUS2. Don't Slow DownIn this episode Tristan reveals how terrified of child predators he was when he was younger, and the tips and tricks he uses to make kids feel safe, which almost involves endangering everyone around him... Listen in, and make sure there aren't any idiotic drivers like Tristan in your area!
(Note: Tristan does not actually endorse bad driving or breaking the traffic laws in any way.)2021-03-1828 min
FULL CIRCUS1. New BeginningsTristan returns with all new (technically not all new) show, action packed with content out of the wazoo! Whatever that means... Regardless, listen in, and smile along to the sound of nonsense. 2021-03-1133 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #9 “Lost In Translation”Tristan comes out into the episode as if he were shot out of a cannon, with fresh new ideas, and ridiculous though processes. He talks about credit card drama, ps5 guru..ing, and securing the elusive system himself. Have fun!2020-12-2431 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #8 “Black Eyeday”Tristan returns from vacation to tell you about black friday, vacation, and who knows what else? Enjoy the madness!2020-11-2831 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #7 “Chasing The PS5”Recently, Tristan has been consumed with the constant chase and hunt of the elusive PS5. He details his past failures to acquire it, and also touches on some other nonsense. Tune in and enjoy!2020-11-1538 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #6 “Help! Someone Stole My Fiat 500!”Over The Fence is brought to you by the most charismatic idiot known to man. In this episode, Tristan goes over the power of confidence, the election results, soul patches, insurance fraud, and more! Enjoy!2020-11-0938 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #5 “It's All Scary. (Halloween)”Tristan speaks on all the spooky things of past, present, and not really the future. Tales of serial killings, near death experiences, and potty training. It is all in the name of the haunted audio files...Enjoy!..if you dare.. MWAHAHA!2020-10-3133 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #4 “Recap Mcgee”In this all new episode of OVER THE FENCE, Tristan tells the ever winding story of why he missed the last episode. Lots of excuses presented in comical ways!2020-10-2441 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #3 “Practicing Restraint”Hop right into this wild world of Tristan trying to run a complete podcast with no breaths or bathroom breaks...the sense of urgency and panic looms..will he make it??2020-10-0826 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #2 “Mastering The Segway”Tristan runs wayyyyy far off the rails in this episode, trying to collect his thoughts, only to spill them all out creating one big mess. Will he find the mop in time? Tune in and find out!2020-10-0131 min
FULL CIRCUSPilot #1 “Summa Time!”In this first episode of the Over The Fence pilot, Tristan goes through the happenings of summer, and gets ready for the fall. Not looking back on imperfections, and trying to dance his way to the finish line!2020-09-2829 min